Schools Trick Parent | Maz Jobrani - Pandemic Warrior
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- čas přidán 11. 05. 2023
- Anyone with kids will tell you that schools find ways to get parents to come back. Our parents never came to our schools! And the activities get crazier and crazier! #mazjobrani #comedy #parenting #standupcomedy
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Damn Maz.. you really are something else. I hope to see you one day and get an autograph.. I'm one of your biggest fan.
Maz you are so funny! And it’s the truth everything you say!!
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تو عالی ماز،
عالی.
You are awesome Maz,
awesome.
Du bist großartig, Maz, großartig
Very funny… good job dude
Yeaaaahh,, Mexican wall cross.
On my way man 🗽🏃
Perfect
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You’re hilarious man
hey maz
لطفا زیرنویس فارسی هم بذار - ممنونم
خیلی دوستت داریم
ZAAAAMN!
What country did you perform in this video?
United Arab Emirates 🇦🇪
Dubai
Dead crowd as expected from Dubai
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Schools making money off unsuspecting parents _ very creative.
Is this dude joking? Are you sure he came from arabic background? Man my mom was involved in our life during all of our life. When i reached 24 i am ready for everything in life. This dude wants the school to teach his kids ?!!! So why you had a baby in the first place ? You wants to be involved in your children life so your kids will be responsible adults + mentally and physically stable. These atheists don’t care about anything
He's Persian not arabic
@@Sarah_9491 but he is coming from muslim background so he absolutely knew he should be involved in his kids life duh ?
You're right he doesn't look like a Muslim because he didn't marry a six year old child like Mohamed
Chill out! These are jokes. I've been watching not only his comedy but also interviews and real life clips including his kids and wife for many years now and I can testify that he is very much involved in his kids' lives.
By the way, where do you get off accusing him of being an atheist? Where in this clip does he even remotely mention faith? Where did you ever hear him deny the existence of the Almighty God in a serious way even elsewhere? None! He might have joked on other occasions that he may not practice or observe each and every part of the religious law, which according to your avatar picture, you yourself don't either!!! But does that mean that you are Godless?!
All I can tell you is to stop overestimating yourself and the job your arab mom did raising you. Your judgmental and holier than thou attitude and especially making baseless accusations of atheism falls far short of being a "responsible and mentally stable adult". Didn't your arab mom teach you that according to islam, those who wrongly accuses a believer of atheism (or kofr) have gone out of islam themselves?
I myself come from both muslim and arab backgrounds and unfortunately i have to admit that most of us are too arrogant, judgmental, self-righteous, and holier than thou instead of being humble, patient and empathetic. Too many of us take the liberty of recklessly calling other people Godless (Takfeer) just because we fail to understand that if anything, they might be even more faithful servants of the Almighty God than ourselves. It's exactly this ignorant and arrogant attitude that has led to (not all but) most t3rr0r1sts in the world coming from the same background as you and I, i.e. arab and muslim.
Make no mistake. I don't mean any hatered whatsoever towards you or anyone. I just pray that the Almighty God forgieves us all and blesses us with the gift of humility and tolerence. Amen.
It's a Comedy show....why so serious about the jokes....
In US some of the assignments are ridiculous.....