"You Could Be Planning A Robbery!"

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  • čas přidán 13. 06. 2024
  • Today I visited a company in Thatcham called FuturePro Logistics, where I met staff and the owner!
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  • @Jim_Slip271
    @Jim_Slip271 Před měsícem +50

    Q: Who's allowed you
    A: The government and the CAA, who are way above your pay grade.

  • @mancauditor1001
    @mancauditor1001 Před měsícem +44

    When they say you could be planning a robbery just say "so could you, from the inside." It is such a ludicrous argument from them. Similarly when the police say you could be a terrorist, reply "So could you, you could have joined the police to make it easier to commit terror acts." After years of watching it happen I am still stunned when I see people walk out of a building to tell a member of the public that they could be a criminal.

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem +1

      Thanks for this comment 👍 PA

    • @highrider9168
      @highrider9168 Před měsícem +5

      This (what op said) and giving them the good ol "OR" technique.
      You could be (blank)
      Yes, I could be orchestrating some big elaborate plan, OR...I could just be doing nothing and it's being blown out of proportion based on conspiracy/paranoia aka FEAR of the fact, YOU just don't know what I'm doing. 😂

    • @highrider9168
      @highrider9168 Před měsícem +3

      The unknown terrifies people in the age of information.

    • @jaygee5693
      @jaygee5693 Před měsícem +5

      "You could be planning an inside job" 🤣🏆

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 16 dny

      Lot of them know its Legal to Record and take Photographs.. but because its their Business , in their Minds gives them the Authority to come out to Public and then just intimidate and Lie 🤥 to scare you away

  • @MaxsCulinaryCreations
    @MaxsCulinaryCreations Před měsícem +29

    i love your fishing technique. Play dumb and then slowly but surely reel them in to make them look super stupid - keep up thee good work my friend

    • @dockaos924
      @dockaos924 Před 4 dny

      They don't need reeling in to look stupid it comes naturally to them

  • @grahamh6988
    @grahamh6988 Před měsícem +59

    What can the camera see? Paving, cladding, sky, glass, roof, road markings. "They've got personal things in there"....what like?....lipstick, car keys, tissues?.....No secret documents or products seen. Another example of paranoia over.......er.....she doesn't know......even the directors won't know why they are saying no. Madness.

    • @JuneRawlings
      @JuneRawlings Před měsícem

      True story

    • @waynewiddecombe3502
      @waynewiddecombe3502 Před měsícem

      All you guys are fuckin divs ! Fort car sales should have given you a wake up call .why ??? because I can !!fuckin bell 🔔 end !!wait till the next time you run away like a frightened child !!
      .

  • @MrRaffles1234
    @MrRaffles1234 Před měsícem +11

    So glad DJ recommended this channel, I'm binge watching ... Great stuff

  • @marcushawkes392
    @marcushawkes392 Před měsícem +16

    "My drones not coming through the door" 😂 brilliant. Another classic video. Love them.

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy Před měsícem +17

    8:44 He looks like a young man playing an older man in a comedy sketch. He's even got the comedy sketch old man posture down to a tee.

  • @paullawrence8572
    @paullawrence8572 Před měsícem +47

    Don't we just love you Mr Pure! Just love your style! You come over as so innocent! Doesn't matter what anyone says you do it anyway! No wonder your channel's growing! Great!!👌👊

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem +4

      Thank You - And Thanks for supporting me 👍 PA

    • @ianrichards4907
      @ianrichards4907 Před měsícem +4

      i agree , love the attitude !

    • @michaelgreene8257
      @michaelgreene8257 Před měsícem +6

      Your style is unique, it is Frank Spencer in the modern day 👍

  • @DavidSmith-oy4of
    @DavidSmith-oy4of Před měsícem +31

    "I can't understand why someone enjoys what they enjoy therefore it's not valid".

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 Před 14 dny

      No, the reason is because the aspires to make money from the interactions he has with people, that is the truth that the owner wanted and the truth that would make the owner understand.

  • @davidburns6681
    @davidburns6681 Před měsícem +35

    And these people have the vote, no wonder society is in such a mess

  • @davidsmith5523
    @davidsmith5523 Před měsícem +20

    Reggir has a nice one liner. "I'm not coming in".

  • @wtfisgoingon8587
    @wtfisgoingon8587 Před měsícem +13

    Ironically, if you look on their website, the front page is an aerial shot of the building, and there's loads more pictures inside and out!

  • @tirokopita
    @tirokopita Před měsícem +37

    UK has become an insane place when photographers are questioned constantly. Almost everyone walks around with a device that has a camera but the paranoia is off the chart.

    • @Mark_Moore60
      @Mark_Moore60 Před měsícem +4

      I take it you haven't seen the ones from the US, just as bad if not more so!

    • @Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4
      @Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4 Před měsícem +2

      US is on next level of insanity when it comes to filming. You can sort the crazies out just by turning on a camera. 😂

    • @ramadaxl
      @ramadaxl Před 21 dnem

      If you think walking around with a mobile that is capable of taking photographs / video is weird you should see the reaction I get for having a DSLR !

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 Před měsícem +52

    How to destroy a company in quick time. All the people in this video have now been identified.

    • @nartouzumaki8232
      @nartouzumaki8232 Před 16 dny

      No one cares who they are as long as they don't break the Law

    • @butmay1893
      @butmay1893 Před 14 dny +2

      destroy the company, how? They were all relatively charming and beautiful x

    • @ayemagpie1732
      @ayemagpie1732 Před 9 dny +2

      Interesting that we have a different take. The staff were very polite and reasonable and handled it just fine, even if they were somewhat wary, and perhaps they responded as though they felt confronted.

    • @Pennywise180
      @Pennywise180 Před 9 dny

      ​@@ayemagpie1732as you have been identified as part of the company ,you are talking rubbish. Thousands of people have viewed this video and are of the opinion that those two are disgraceful.

    • @ayemagpie1732
      @ayemagpie1732 Před 9 dny

      @@Pennywise180 as you've been identified as part of the company? keep smoking that meth brother 🙏😂

  • @JBroMCMXCI
    @JBroMCMXCI Před měsícem +65

    So rude how they just walk off when they don't get their own way. And accusing members of the public of planning to commit crimes is just ridiculous. Strange people.

    • @markossmith8786
      @markossmith8786 Před měsícem +1

      Typical attitude post covid. No one gives a hoot.

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky Před měsícem +3

    As soon as he said you could be casing the joint, I immediately thought of Focus Pocus.... 'how long have you had this paranoia?' 😆😆😆

  • @Gareth-fh2qn
    @Gareth-fh2qn Před měsícem +12

    Your channel should have so many more subscribers than what it does at the moment. I'm sure you'll reach dizzier heights soon, you're a funny guy. 👍

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem

      thank you! - And thanks for watching. PA

  • @davewarren2849
    @davewarren2849 Před měsícem +26

    Two women haven't got a clue about the law

  • @ronforeman1790
    @ronforeman1790 Před měsícem +6

    Refreshing to see an old-fashioned polite person come out to speak to you. I hope she can fight the infection of modern English culture.

  • @jesuschrist2284
    @jesuschrist2284 Před měsícem +11

    Dear god how does a company director need muliple explanations?

  • @markrhodes5828
    @markrhodes5828 Před měsícem +12

    A building in the open but don't film it absolute belting logic

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 Před měsícem +14

    The likelihood of someone presenting themselves, in person, with a view to potentially plundering the goods of an establishment, is ' ambiguous' to say the least. As ever good work PA!😊

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 Před měsícem

      Yes it's a bit of a stretch to say the least re potential burglary! Good work, PA, & thankyou also

  • @Blueberries1969
    @Blueberries1969 Před měsícem +10

    Aw it’s a family business by the looks of it. He seems like an alright old guy .

  • @jacobreesdogg5522
    @jacobreesdogg5522 Před 25 dny +2

    “I’ve got my zoom camera”. Love it 😂

  • @derek-press
    @derek-press Před měsícem +11

    and after all their "you cant do that, we wont allow it" you actually show with the drone how immaculately clean and organized the site is,it also looks like the solar will be extended too,he should be saying thanks and buying you a beer

  • @uwillcxm22
    @uwillcxm22 Před měsícem +3

    pure audits, that is excellent way to speak to people who do not know the law on how to treat members of the public

  • @bobikdylan
    @bobikdylan Před měsícem +11

    What happened to, "It's just a little one." Love that line.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 Před měsícem

      😂One of many glorious PA phrases.

  • @dave-jk6en
    @dave-jk6en Před měsícem +8

    Great to see Des Lynam on the video

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI Před měsícem +49

    *"We are not allowed to let you"* are the most unlawful words coming out of morons mouths these days when they see you enjoying the property you purchased from the camera shop ! Those words have as much authority as telling someone they are not allowed to wear shoes.

  • @PaddyDoc
    @PaddyDoc Před měsícem +6

    Next time folk demand your name, or not to film, just ask them “what jurisdiction do you have over me, a member of the public”? That soon shuts them up ✊

  • @TruthTeller-vk1du
    @TruthTeller-vk1du Před měsícem +68

    I don’t understand a lot of things but that doesn’t mean I have the right to push my self appointed authority onto the public.

    • @DavidSmith-oy4of
      @DavidSmith-oy4of Před měsícem +15

      Imagine they park their car somewhere public and you walk up to them and tell them they can't do that, it's against your policy. "Your car is spoiling my view, I don't allow you to park there". I wonder if they'll get it.

    • @shockyfireballxl5541
      @shockyfireballxl5541 Před měsícem +7

      He's on public land, we have freedom's in this country. Go to Russia or China if you don't like it

    • @thenewbeester
      @thenewbeester Před měsícem +1

      As long as you remember that !! 😂😅

    • @mrclicky6826
      @mrclicky6826 Před měsícem

      😂l just what I was thinking

    • @spacepygmy4443
      @spacepygmy4443 Před měsícem

      Stupid kids.

  • @doveronefoxtrot4417
    @doveronefoxtrot4417 Před měsícem +31

    Well done Mr Pure. These clowns have too much of this lark.

  • @RAINBOW1665
    @RAINBOW1665 Před měsícem +6

    After watching many vids from yourself/DJ/PJ/ DJE etc, it never ceases to amaze me the number of times you hear "I don't understand" even after it has been explained several times. It's as if their lack of comprehension and stupidity is somehow relevant and because of it you should obey their orders.

    • @iankingart
      @iankingart Před měsícem

      Should just say, ‘I can explain it to you a hundred times.but I can’t make you understand it.’

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Před měsícem +4

    I wonder whether these people think that saying it's raining is a request to use an umbrella?
    'My drone's not coming through the door', said with such cleverly deadly innocence, was hilarious, and sailed higher above their daft heads than than the drone - fantastic.
    And their 90 year old boss was ridiculous of course, with his mad assumptions that robbers descend from the air and that you're going to 'post' the footage to someone via a letterbox.
    Where were the police to shoo you away?? 😂😂😂 Brilliant again, and lovely footage, thank you.

  • @DaveThompsonfairlife4all
    @DaveThompsonfairlife4all Před měsícem +15

    "Got my drone and zoom camera". That makes me chuckle like a devil.

  • @markdiegutis
    @markdiegutis Před 26 dny +1

    i love your style of auditing it reminds me of columbo when he pretends to be bewildered so people dig themselves into a hole ... and of course i listen out now for "I got my zoom camera" haha

  • @davidsmith5523
    @davidsmith5523 Před měsícem +13

    We claim to be PROUD to live in a FREE COUNTRY. Yet the slightest thing that hspprnd outsife our previous experienve and many of us are desperate to curtail that freedom. I personally find this attitude very sad.

  • @hymatwat9412
    @hymatwat9412 Před 4 dny +1

    I love it when you say "I've got my zoom camera and drone" 😅😅😂

  • @timsaint835
    @timsaint835 Před měsícem +7

    They were quite nice really, but auditors do need to learn the law on one thing - it is compulsory for a business representative who tells you you can’t film to immediately get their phone out and take a picture of you. If they didn’t, they would be breaking the Pot, Kettle Black law of 1985!

  • @kalpat5753
    @kalpat5753 Před měsícem +40

    Silly girl - It's our building and we don't allow you to film. Well my dear it probably is your building, however the airspace above the building is not your property so just go away and perhaps read up on the laws of the land and learn. How many robbery suspects have they met and are able to identify a robber - they should apply to join the police if they can identify a robber who is outside filming in full view. Just more people making themselves look super foolish objecting to something that causes no problems or inconvenience.

  • @haydoncooper3744
    @haydoncooper3744 Před měsícem +6

    That bloke looks like Cherie Blair’s dad Tony Booth the actor.

  • @eddie21481
    @eddie21481 Před měsícem +4

    In a different note… What a good looking young lady..

  • @jackpewter8076
    @jackpewter8076 Před měsícem +8

    Does anyone else think that girl is kinda cute?

    • @warreng8976
      @warreng8976 Před měsícem +1

      Yea cute until she gets you done for trespassing and harrasment.

    • @jackpewter8076
      @jackpewter8076 Před měsícem

      @@warreng8976 I can forgive her for this eventually you know bro.

    • @warreng8976
      @warreng8976 Před měsícem

      @@jackpewter8076 eventually 😂

    • @warreng8976
      @warreng8976 Před měsícem

      @@jackpewter8076 eventually 😂

  • @NarnianRailway
    @NarnianRailway Před měsícem +5

    The Thatcham Park 7 units are a new development constructed 2020 and the Park page lists only No 7 available. Unit 6 is 22577 ft2 warehouse and 2546 ft2 office with sample pics provided. The google map pin is on wrong side of the railway and to northwest can see the units steel framing being erected. Parcel was vacant for many years. The 7 units were constructed by A&H Construction over 40 weeks and £8 million project.
    Great video and drone views 👍⭐⭐⭐

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem +2

      Thank you for this info NarnianRailway. PA

  • @user-sf7kl9uh7k
    @user-sf7kl9uh7k Před měsícem +5

    I liked the Morph girl, polite at least.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Před měsícem +4

    They had better switch their invisibility cloak on 😂

  • @SmokinFools76
    @SmokinFools76 Před měsícem +5

    But I’ve got my Zoom Camera - love that line every time

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 Před 26 dny +1

      Always with emphasis on "zoom".

  • @MrTelboy1962
    @MrTelboy1962 Před měsícem +3

    "I don't know if your casing the joint to burgle it", "Yes and I don't know if you are storing contraband, housing migrants or counterfeiting money, so that's both of us in the dark about each others reasons for being there".

  • @roy9816
    @roy9816 Před měsícem +7

    Christ !!! It's a camera. Call the swat team !!!!!

  • @bashkillszombies
    @bashkillszombies Před měsícem +2

    Please start to actively point out "The police are for crimes, not to enforce what you want. There's no crime being committed so you're wasting thousands of pounds with a RFS."

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 Před měsícem +6

    Happy for us to be a customer! I bet you are. Happy to take our money but despise us as people.

  • @thomascook7208
    @thomascook7208 Před měsícem +4

    The main young woman in this video looks like she's someone's daughter visiting for the day. My opinion.

  • @Rapid_GT
    @Rapid_GT Před měsícem +2

    "well i'm a member of the public.. but I never asked for your name did I" 😂

  • @RogerHolden
    @RogerHolden Před měsícem +8

    I wonder how long you've got before these sites owners realise that if they just leave you to it, all you'll have is dull footage that no one wants to watch and then you'll stop.

    • @cookiemonster2299
      @cookiemonster2299 Před měsícem +2

      Never going to happen though 😉

    • @dsds3968
      @dsds3968 Před 26 dny

      Yes, if they didn't come out and make a scene then no one would watch the videos and no one would take any notice of their mundane buildings.

  • @Rubberthumper
    @Rubberthumper Před měsícem +5

    Call the police on a man coming to you asking permission, rather an actual criminal element would not ask and would be secretive about being caught. Must be something in the water.

  • @RRose800
    @RRose800 Před měsícem +3

    The company sounds like a corporate nightmare.

  • @hicks3749
    @hicks3749 Před měsícem +20

    The moment the old fool suggested robbery you should have told him to go back in and you should ask for personal details when they ask for yours.

  • @jensun77wilson
    @jensun77wilson Před měsícem +5

    These people are allowed to vote! 😂

  • @ThePassandgoaway
    @ThePassandgoaway Před 29 dny

    The penny dropped when the young woman heard the words " Tiktok, Instagram" 🤣
    Her body language and the way she walked away 😅

  • @dsds3968
    @dsds3968 Před 26 dny

    My neighbours must be getting concerned about me. I'm shrieking with laughter.
    "You'd be surprised. People are interested in industrial units."

  • @PhilBurns-oc2vg
    @PhilBurns-oc2vg Před měsícem +10

    Freddy boswell's gone up in the world

  • @dsds3968
    @dsds3968 Před 26 dny +1

    "I'm just going to call the police". Why? Because someone standing on a public road is not doing what I want them to, even though it's not breaking any laws.

  • @dutchdronedimension6703
    @dutchdronedimension6703 Před měsícem +5

    DO THEY EVER HEARD ABOUT GOOGLE EARTH, GOOGLE STREET VIEW, CARS WITH DASH-CAMS RECORDING THEM EVERY DAY, HOW UNEDUCATED CAN YOU BE

  • @Zooumberg
    @Zooumberg Před měsícem +21

    The company must be running a crèche as well.

  • @sparerib
    @sparerib Před měsícem +5

    Her clipboard of authority must have run out of power and she had to put it back on charge. 😂

  • @chrisstephens6194
    @chrisstephens6194 Před měsícem +1

    The irony is no one cares about the buildings as they're mostly boring. It's all about the interaction with staff.

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 Před měsícem +6

    Logan's run finally almost retired

  • @JC-ce1ks
    @JC-ce1ks Před měsícem +4

    Wow! That's a building!

  • @moonpawooe7134
    @moonpawooe7134 Před měsícem +6

    Super smashing lovely heres what you could have photographed ninja ninja

  • @leggitte5957
    @leggitte5957 Před měsícem +8

    @Pure Audits For me, you are turning into one of the best auditors in the UK. Your pleasant demeanor is a breath of fresh air to me. I watch too many auditors who are extremely rude, not realising that 'they' are the tyrants and not the subject of their camera. I don't need to mention any names, readers of your comments section will know the auditors I am talking about. Stay friendly, and let them make the mistake. Well done!

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem

      Thanks for your support. Just Learning but hopefully will improve with time. PA

  • @LorrieLogan
    @LorrieLogan Před měsícem +4

    They score points for not calling the Police.

    • @Dumfries474
      @Dumfries474 Před měsícem

      They didn't know how to.
      😅😅😅

  • @pachy444
    @pachy444 Před měsícem +3

    She was very pleasant but they just don't realise that the video is about their reactions and attempts to interfere with a perfectly legal excersize of rights do they.

  • @MikeEves
    @MikeEves Před měsícem +7

    I AM casing the joint...

  • @bigearsandnoddy1
    @bigearsandnoddy1 Před měsícem +1

    Hiya pure Audits, super interesting video job good job so please keep them coming GL&HF coming from Dulwich London England(✌peace✌)

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem

      Thanks very much for supporting me 👍PA

  • @stuartburkhill6764
    @stuartburkhill6764 Před měsícem +4

    Fantastic video But that music does my head in. I do not have the sound on

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem

      Thanks for letting me know. Will turn it down. PA

  • @Donotwillnot
    @Donotwillnot Před měsícem +1

    Great video pal 👍

  • @sniperHEX
    @sniperHEX Před 12 dny

    Why do so many companies not understand GDPR? It's so simple, if only they could learn what they have signed up to.

  • @weepor55
    @weepor55 Před měsícem +2

    You must get a sidestand to the bike, nice vid.

  • @Ollie2711
    @Ollie2711 Před měsícem +2

    The First girl is beautiful she is so pretty

  • @blueroly6588
    @blueroly6588 Před měsícem +3

    Why did they send out the work experience clipboard manager? 🤔

  • @MC-bo6kw
    @MC-bo6kw Před měsícem +15

    They are not very bright, bless them.

  • @leeevernden
    @leeevernden Před měsícem +2

    Nice of Gordon Murray to come out and say hi.

  • @Crashawsome
    @Crashawsome Před měsícem +4

    5:40 Why are you blocking access to the emergency stop button? You really are quite dim

    • @PureAudits
      @PureAudits  Před měsícem

      Didn’t realise that! Thanks for letting me know. PA

  • @PJ-wm9nq
    @PJ-wm9nq Před měsícem +8

    Who needs legal experts in posh offices? Just wait for them to turn up at a gate near you!

  • @D4Z35
    @D4Z35 Před měsícem +3

    Doesn't want to tell you about his business because he doesn't know you but they expect you to give your details 😆👍🏼 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @craigskayman8422
    @craigskayman8422 Před měsícem +1

    Casing the joint? I think these people watch too many films if you were casing the joint it wouldn't be within plain sight of them, they always think that they can stop you filming from a public area even though they can't do a thing about it because it is your right and written in law.

  • @WaldenPondering
    @WaldenPondering Před měsícem

    He seems like a decent chap tbh

  • @haddockface
    @haddockface Před měsícem +3

    The clipboard gives her more authority.

  • @yowhy4305
    @yowhy4305 Před měsícem +6

    Can you ask your building to stop sending my capturing device photons please, i don't allow it🙄

  • @cliveparry3559
    @cliveparry3559 Před měsícem

    I think it’s that final walk of shame that must get under their skin. They were so confident 🤣🤣

  • @marky_starky
    @marky_starky Před měsícem

    'Who's allowed you???' 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂No-one allows you a freedom that you have. You just have it.

  • @davymac3882
    @davymac3882 Před měsícem +3

    Ha ha! Happy families! Nancy no arse who only looks about 12 was not happy with your explanation. So she goes and gets her mum who also does not like your explanation so she goes and gets her dad! Was she secretly hoping he would bop you? Dear dear they are sad are they not? Well done though I do like your style of auditing.

  • @7Lace77
    @7Lace77 Před měsícem

    I grew up in Thatcham, tis a nice little place. 💚

  • @dtz1000
    @dtz1000 Před měsícem

    Ooh, he's got his zoom camera! This auditor is hilarious.

  • @alansands1908
    @alansands1908 Před měsícem +1

    and its amazing how they always ask why youre not filming another company, theyd sell their gran

  • @urbanpulsewalks
    @urbanpulsewalks Před 28 dny

    The young woman was lovely. I am sure the old guy is her grandad.

  • @robertmitchell9415
    @robertmitchell9415 Před měsícem

    Just think, without all the cameras nowadays the Auditors would have got a knuckle sandwich a few decades ago and been told to 'eff off... job done 🤣

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 Před měsícem +2

    Police ? It’s not a police matter. Just tell him you get paid for the people that view the adverts on your channel.

  • @SeentySeen
    @SeentySeen Před 4 dny

    @Pure Audits He's not a member of the public during the action of being at work, employed or otherwise. After he finishes work he's then a member of the public. Same as a constable in office.

  • @graemebarnes3445
    @graemebarnes3445 Před 28 dny

    "What you're doing is irrelevant to us. Let me explain more while I talk in circles."