He Wears 25 Kg Iron Shoes For 8 Years, So 1 Kick Can Kill People

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2022
  • Wu-Lin is not just a regular man from the rural village, he is also the Successor of an ancient, once powerful Chinese clan, the "Iron Feet".
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  • @chibuikeonuoha4249
    @chibuikeonuoha4249 Před 2 lety +3645

    "Wu-Ling has been watching Dragon Ball Z"😂😂😂 This man's a treasure

    • @l1k3heavengt99
      @l1k3heavengt99 Před 2 lety +47

      I laughed at that too 😂

    • @dellsantiago8108
      @dellsantiago8108 Před 2 lety +29

      Yes me too.. out of nowhere he said that.. amazing I was like thinking..this man is thinking, what kind of movie I am recapping ahahahahha

    • @silashanslundbaek4389
      @silashanslundbaek4389 Před 2 lety +14

      YEAH LOL I WAS LIKE WAIT WHAT THATS MY FAV ANIMY and the only one i see AND I SAW THAT AND THEN LOOK AT YOURE CHAT idk okay i just say chat

    • @Lettucepray2
      @Lettucepray2 Před 2 lety +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Someone-xq7yt
      @Someone-xq7yt Před 2 lety +4

      Ur comment got copied by a verified comment bot named 'nub'.

  • @sluuzi
    @sluuzi Před 2 lety +6450

    “Fortune tellers…Are full of shit.” Couldn’t have agreed more.

  • @asia_lialee
    @asia_lialee Před 2 lety +150

    "The lesson of today , is that fortune tellers are full of shit " love this iconic line

  • @-7-NoName-7-
    @-7-NoName-7- Před 2 lety +65

    this guy:"he has been wearing them for the past eight years in an attempt to master a technique called the one hundred eight kicks. When he takes the boots off, he will be stronger then ever...wu-lin has been watching dragon ball Z"
    me- about to cry from laughing to hard and rewinding it just to hear the dragon ball z part

  • @YESSIR_2
    @YESSIR_2 Před 2 lety +4329

    “The moral of the story today is that fortune teller’s are full of shit”
    Clap it up for mystery recapped, ya did it again!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +3472

    “Pulls a Will Smith and slaps him”
    Too bad he never kept his cool and composure like Chris Rock did.

  • @theoopsdrivers
    @theoopsdrivers Před 2 lety +15

    Dude, the humor in these videos are getting better and better. Loved it!

  • @bigfest6498
    @bigfest6498 Před rokem +9

    Concise and well spoken. Instant sub 👍🏽
    Also, Wu Lin hasn't been watching DBZ...he looks more like a Rock Lee type 🤣

  • @darlyjullienne8645
    @darlyjullienne8645 Před 2 lety +7234

    not only does this guy recap movies so well, he also adds jokes which makes it even better

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +52

      Glad you like the jokes, darly!

    • @RbxRanzy13
      @RbxRanzy13 Před 2 lety +7

      @@DeepDarkBoys what's "darly"

    • @temptyy_
      @temptyy_ Před 2 lety +2

      Yes

    • @oceanmc
      @oceanmc Před 2 lety +22

      @@RbxRanzy13 The person who commented (their username)

    • @ICYEDITS22
      @ICYEDITS22 Před 2 lety +18

      Watched to much dragon ball Z lol

  • @Iamkeys23
    @Iamkeys23 Před 2 lety +14603

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." Chris rock is still shivering 🥶
    Edit: so many likes... thank you guys.

  • @BayMacDre415
    @BayMacDre415 Před 2 lety +3

    ROFL, 7:32.... that shit had me fucking DYING because I was thinking that basically the whole time.
    Really love your deadpan delivery of the jokes. You just earned +1 sub, so congrats for being recognized over your hard work.

  • @corystewart4081
    @corystewart4081 Před rokem +45

    Your added commentary is literally golden. Do you write these yourself? I dig it, truly, sir. You're doing a fantastic job

    • @manueldelgadojr9666
      @manueldelgadojr9666 Před 10 měsíci

      It's a team of people. Read their about section.

    • @camsac
      @camsac Před 10 měsíci

      It's the references, they are so on point haha

  • @masterreaper115
    @masterreaper115 Před 2 lety +1595

    gotta love that wearing those boots for 8 years didnt seem to cause him pain while walking, running, or kicking people/objects, but taking them off required a whole dramatic scene of pain and suffering XD

    • @zl14l41
      @zl14l41 Před 2 lety +329

      The boots also had an ignore pain enchantment. when removed, 8 years of pain from joint, tissue, and ligament damage hit all at once.

    • @ernestkhalimov9368
      @ernestkhalimov9368 Před 2 lety +81

      He's a Minecraft veteran and those are Enchanted boots.

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 Před 2 lety +73

      @@ernestkhalimov9368 *takes off featherfalling V boots*
      *Loses half his health from falling from 4 block tall structures*

    • @keithwilson9378
      @keithwilson9378 Před 2 lety

      i bet he had some toe jam funk going on he could just take off boots and smell would be a weapon

    • @kobisjeruk
      @kobisjeruk Před 2 lety +75

      When you wear glasses for the first time, it felt uncomfortable at first, you might get dizzy and get a headache but it goes away as your body get used to it. Or rather your brain conditioned your body to accept it as part of you. That might not be the right metaphor. Imagine a nipple clamp...

  • @jimbobbyrnes
    @jimbobbyrnes Před 2 lety +27

    using your real voice adding jokes and correctly researching the movie makes this channel so much better than all the others

  • @Luke012
    @Luke012 Před 7 měsíci

    "Wu-Lin has been watching DragonballZ" hahaha this had me dead!!

  • @duskbringer4583
    @duskbringer4583 Před 2 lety +552

    "His father threw him off the cliff."
    Kazuya: "First time?"

  • @ORUSAMA
    @ORUSAMA Před 2 lety +2182

    Imagine him running without his shoes, he's gonna be like Rock Lee.

    • @lmof7567
      @lmof7567 Před 2 lety +60

      u see the part where he did the leaf hurricane? 😌

    • @WTFGODDEM
      @WTFGODDEM Před 2 lety +84

      nah imagine he take off that shoes without wash it 8 years, that would be poison foot

    • @legitscary09
      @legitscary09 Před 2 lety +5

      YOSH

    • @Star-vh4cs
      @Star-vh4cs Před 2 lety +31

      @@WTFGODDEM
      +poison damage

    • @Vaihly
      @Vaihly Před 2 lety +26

      @@WTFGODDEM +3,360 DMG
      + Additional Poison DMG

  • @AnthonyHiggs-mn7lg
    @AnthonyHiggs-mn7lg Před 7 dny

    7:30 😂😂😂😂😂 love how you threw that in there

  • @zhanokunzjg7804
    @zhanokunzjg7804 Před rokem

    lol the trowing him off the cliff part and so much more is taken from the game Tekken >< i cant even :D

  • @thepunisher8649
    @thepunisher8649 Před 2 lety +228

    "pulls a Will Smith and slaps him" still gets me

  • @frelux1921
    @frelux1921 Před 2 lety +2027

    Let me just say this
    This channel is the best recap channel I've come across, watching this channel every day is so far entertaining that I can't think of the day I'll regret joining this channel
    To the people involved in the activities of this channel, thank you for such good times. The choosing of the movies is fantastic, every movie chosen here has every one greatly interested, the narrating has a simple but also fantastic take, Adam does it well showing he enjoys all of it
    Just keep up the good work MYSTERY RECAPPED 👍

    • @cly3560
      @cly3560 Před 2 lety +7

      I agree!

    • @essennagerry
      @essennagerry Před 2 lety +10

      I'm glad I'm not the only one happy about these channels lol, I really appreciate them saving us time plus adding to the entertainment. Even "bad" movies are made a nice experience because they're shorter and the narration adds to it.

    • @yoshiisamongus4698
      @yoshiisamongus4698 Před 2 lety +4

      Fr i rlly love this guys humour

    • @julies_lefttoe
      @julies_lefttoe Před 2 lety +1

      ok, ok, we dont need u pouring a very heartfelt stupid speech, i think everyone watching these recaps feel the same so we dont need you blabbering about how amazing the recaps are, honestly, get a life

    • @Alpha-ol9iu
      @Alpha-ol9iu Před 2 lety +2

      @@yoshiisamongus4698me 2

  • @artemisghost1088
    @artemisghost1088 Před 2 lety

    man his sense of humour keeps getting better by every vid we watch~ you are engrossed in the story and out of the he is like wu lin has been watching dragon ball z
    i mean like seriously 🤣 and pulls a will smith that was a fab and a true moral of the story

  • @trekgeek6498
    @trekgeek6498 Před 2 lety +2

    I felt the last sentence on the story. There's so much love and effort put into it. Hahaha

  • @nuknukisdead
    @nuknukisdead Před 2 lety +222

    That kick through the car windshield was crazy. You can see him slam his ribs into the frame.

  • @aquard2558
    @aquard2558 Před 2 lety +298

    The fact that he always says jokes calmly which makes it more funnier
    Wu-ling has been watching dragon ball z. I srsly thought he wasnt joking

    • @Eternal_Nut
      @Eternal_Nut Před 2 lety +6

      Bruh for real I thought He was serious when he said, he has been watching dragon ball z

    • @aquard2558
      @aquard2558 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol same he says stuff so calmly that it makes it hard for me to under he is joking or not lol
      Then i figure that that this was a joke lol

    • @howareyou610
      @howareyou610 Před 2 lety +1

      timestamp

    • @wereallthesame3433
      @wereallthesame3433 Před 2 lety +1

      @@howareyou610 7:30

    • @BayMacDre415
      @BayMacDre415 Před 2 lety

      hey, guess what. That comedic style... is called DEADPAN humor. You're welcome.

  • @sphiwumusazama55
    @sphiwumusazama55 Před rokem

    Your channel is awesome man. I'm even referring it to my lil cousins to help them with their creative writing and story telling for English classes (since it's our 3rd language). It's not derivative, it's inspired...

  • @ponkumaran6930
    @ponkumaran6930 Před 2 lety

    7:32 LOOOOOL I love how he casually says it as if it's part of the Actual movie

  • @S3NS_
    @S3NS_ Před 2 lety +132

    "He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest."
    The writers: *"Best shit I've ever thought of."*

    • @thelol6802
      @thelol6802 Před 2 lety +10

      It's actually a rare mutation that exists

    • @thehuntermikipl1170
      @thehuntermikipl1170 Před rokem

      @@thelol6802 Yeah mutations can cause literally everything, evolution is caused by mutations, that's how a whale, spider, monkey are all descendants of one organism...
      It still doesn't make sense though, because heart is in the middle of the chest. If you draw a line in the center of human body it runs through the heart, just most of it is on the left side. So mutation that reverts your organs wouldn't save you from getting your heart punched (assuming a punch to the heart could even kill you lol).

    • @mohamedhussein2780
      @mohamedhussein2780 Před rokem +1

      @@thelol6802 it is a rare mutation, just not in asian films.

    • @yous2244
      @yous2244 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@thelol6802what he meant that it's something a lot of films have 😂

  • @ahahahuhu
    @ahahahuhu Před 2 lety +252

    "The moral of the story for today is : Fortune tellers are full of sh*t" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    i love the way he tells the jokes while recapping the movie

  • @nikanikadgearmaster424

    That last part got me fcked up 😂but I agree with u 💯

  • @arthurharmon1503
    @arthurharmon1503 Před 2 lety

    Hes been watching dbz lol. You got my like and sub at that moment

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 Před 2 lety +952

    Dude survived a punch to the chest because he's literally built different.

    • @matthewzombies1458
      @matthewzombies1458 Před 2 lety +10

      It's actually more common then you think.

    • @izzo1036
      @izzo1036 Před 2 lety +35

      @@matthewzombies1458 If you mean the heart thing is more common than youd think- I just looked it up
      Dextrocardia is a rare heart condition in which your heart points toward the right side of your chest instead of the left side. Dextrocardia is congenital, which means people are born with this abnormality. Less than 1 percent of the general population is born with dextrocardia.

    • @anhhy5486
      @anhhy5486 Před 2 lety +15

      @@izzo1036 tbh 1% of the whole Earth population is like 1 whole 3rd world country

    • @SniperGuy430
      @SniperGuy430 Před 2 lety +5

      Roughly 40,666,667 is the population of each country if you divided the whole Earth population evenly among 195 countries, including State of Palestine and the Holy See. With that said, that means that roughly 406,667 of people in each country have Dextrocardia, assuming that 1% of Earth's pop. has Dextrocardia. I may be wrong, I'm a 6th grader in 7th grade math, so correct me if I'm wrong, no offense taken it you do.

    • @bojbnjbn8093
      @bojbnjbn8093 Před 2 lety +1

      @@anhhy5486
      what is a third world country?

  • @nodescriptionavailable3842
    @nodescriptionavailable3842 Před 2 lety +592

    The hero refusing the money is why the good guys are losing in this broken world

    • @sumaoncrack2251
      @sumaoncrack2251 Před 2 lety +10

      56 likes no replies let me fix that

    • @Jarandjar
      @Jarandjar Před 2 lety +60

      LIke seriously, what's the point in honor if you cannot help yourself once in a while

    • @gundamt437
      @gundamt437 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Jarandjar while money does answer all things, a good name that comes from honour is still better.

    • @Jarandjar
      @Jarandjar Před 2 lety +35

      @@gundamt437 So you're telling me, you'd rather have a good name to you, or you could have a good name to you and money? I don't get it, what's honor?

    • @gundamt437
      @gundamt437 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Jarandjar well if I can have a good name and money, then fine, I'll accept, but I rather have a good name/honour with less money. A person without honour, will tend to do evil things for the sake of money, just like the father who threw his son over the cliff, because he thought his son will bring him ruin, which ironically his son did bring him to ruin.

  • @CYI3ERPUNK
    @CYI3ERPUNK Před 2 lety

    luv these OG kung fu movies ; reminds me of jademan comics and oriental heroes

  • @Luke-ih1oc
    @Luke-ih1oc Před 2 lety

    You sense of humor and comedic timing are brilliant

  • @alfasiger4178
    @alfasiger4178 Před 2 lety +279

    Just to let everyone know: do not wear weights on your arms or feet to strengthen your limbs. Yes! It will make the muscles stronger, especially the bones based on Wolffs law. However, it will take its toll on your joints. I tried it. I used to train with thick chains on my forearm. My punches were so much stronger and faster. But my elbow joint suffered from all the weight. Its worn down. Your joints do not have the blood vessels that your bone and muscles have running through it, which is why they have a much harder time healing. DON'T DO IT.

    • @fisher9943
      @fisher9943 Před 2 lety +20

      Oh I was thinking of doing it. Nice

    • @hyperxdark2089
      @hyperxdark2089 Před 2 lety +32

      Can you do it gradually? Like you start off with lightweight then gradually get heavier and heavier?

    • @trytoo5167
      @trytoo5167 Před 2 lety +11

      lol that shit is for anime.

    • @hyperxdark2089
      @hyperxdark2089 Před 2 lety +7

      @DrewMega but wouldn't your joints be stronger because of all the past training before? Of course, im not talking about like a ridiculous amount of weight

    • @urbexingTss
      @urbexingTss Před 2 lety +19

      @@hyperxdark2089 thats some anime bullshit

  • @Bonk2357
    @Bonk2357 Před 2 lety +154

    Dude takes 'never skip leg day' to a whole new extent

  • @himanshurana5880
    @himanshurana5880 Před 2 lety

    By watching your move recaps make my day refreshing

  • @kimmilner473
    @kimmilner473 Před 2 lety

    Nice one beluga and mystery recap Ed I love your vids I’m a 10 year old and love these

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Před 2 lety +371

    He's too powerful

  • @javagamings
    @javagamings Před 2 lety +75

    3:10 'pulls a will smith and slaps him in the face' got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @gojo9803
    @gojo9803 Před rokem

    bro i love your videos!!!

  • @krazy2dead
    @krazy2dead Před 5 měsíci

    Now that's what I call a kick ass movie. All the right elements with a great cast. Very kool!

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG Před 2 lety +245

    He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest.
    Of course he was.

    • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
      @user-jd3gf5xw1x Před 2 lety +16

      just like Yoshie Shiratori, of course he has superhuman strength, of course he can dislocate his joints at will, of course the cell he's in has a floor made of wood, of course he's a master climber, how obviously scripted prison break attempts in real life.

    • @grasz
      @grasz Před 2 lety +5

      Like the left side didn't matter or not a part of his own body😂

    • @Kncperseus
      @Kncperseus Před 2 lety +5

      They stole that idea right out of Ninja Assassin. In that movie it made sense, here it just feels weird as fuck.

    • @toms6291
      @toms6291 Před 2 lety

      Souther ?

    • @eritreanartistmedia8734
      @eritreanartistmedia8734 Před rokem

      I need this film name

  • @preston6211
    @preston6211 Před 2 lety +91

    "Pulls a Will Smith and slaps him in the face". This still gets me you're recaps are so good.

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +2

      Thanks Preston! I felt I had to add a joke about that at some point. I just recently got a hoodie with that Cobra Kai logo on it. We are synced.

    • @MrKellG
      @MrKellG Před 2 lety

      😂😂😂😂

  • @nepzski
    @nepzski Před 2 lety

    i cant stop watching these videos they perfectly summarize the story

  • @shadow_werewolf_boywolf2931

    The he watch dragonballz lol omg man your videos are amazing lol

  • @SolPhantasmagoria
    @SolPhantasmagoria Před 2 lety +462

    _Don't you just love how doing a "Will Smith" is an universally recognisable form of violence. Well done Will. You became the very thing you said you didn't want to become._

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 Před 2 lety +17

      I get what you mean, but I would consider calling that "violence" a bit of a stretch.

    • @kosherre6243
      @kosherre6243 Před 2 lety +12

      @Gage KingI want you to compare Jan 6 and a slap and tell me that the severity of the issues are the same.

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem Před 2 lety +8

      @Gage King No. You stated it in a way that would make Jan 6 comparable to "Pulling a Will". You could just state it was a mistake, or something. Covering it won't work

    • @ShawnTheDriver
      @ShawnTheDriver Před 2 lety +4

      Violence lmfao. Y’all are acting like a slap is the worst thing in the world.

    • @victorh.l.h.3138
      @victorh.l.h.3138 Před 2 lety +2

      It's all fun and games until your loved one is the victim of a joke in such poor taste... Ya'll talk about physical abuse but ignore emotional and mental abuse? Gtfoh. A slap only hurts for a while... But those words remain and can easily tear a person apart... 😒 Bunch of hypocrites running this show we call society.

  • @hanrysoul
    @hanrysoul Před 2 lety +80

    "fortune tellers are full of sh*t"
    What an inspirational quote 😂

  • @kouteipengin2go
    @kouteipengin2go Před 8 měsíci

    This dude is the OG Yujiro

  • @l3ftie578
    @l3ftie578 Před 2 měsíci

    I watched the outtakes of this movie, everyone put their blood, seat, and tears into its making. Lots of the leads doing their own stunts and taking some hard shots both from each other as well as the set.

  • @daddyrecap
    @daddyrecap Před 2 lety +260

    "Iron Protector" does not meet the standard qualifications of a 'good movie,' but if Yue Song wants to take his love of Rambo, Jackie Chan, and "Fist of the North Star" and channel it into a starring vehicle as writer/director/cosplayer, I am all for it, especially with fight sequences as spectacular as this (the cutting on action is fast, yes, but is less of an issue since most of the fights are Yue Song tearing through dozens of henchmen like tissue paper).

  • @DanKhooProductions
    @DanKhooProductions Před 2 lety +127

    staying to the end to hear the punchline was worth it.

  • @winnieweru2454
    @winnieweru2454 Před 2 lety

    Pull's aWill Smith!!.That's awesome 👌 👏

  • @vistasuprema
    @vistasuprema Před 5 měsíci

    I generally never make it through these, but this one I did ... and thank god, because that line at the end is ::chefs kiss::

  • @genuine1941
    @genuine1941 Před 2 lety +79

    “The Moral Story Of This Movie Is That Fortune Tellers are sh*t”
    I’m dead 💀

  • @secretiveplotter1474
    @secretiveplotter1474 Před 2 lety +307

    I dunno, I think the smell killed more people than the strength of the kick after wearing the same shoes for 8 years straight. Just putting your feet near people would kill them, hence 1 kick man.

  • @Semirotta
    @Semirotta Před 10 měsíci

    Oh man did I love the Rock Lee scene from Naruto where he dropped the weights. I wish there was a movie about a dude like that :D

  • @cdcdcd6777
    @cdcdcd6777 Před 2 lety

    this movie looks so amazing, im so glad I watched it in 11minutes !

  • @winandrewardlotto
    @winandrewardlotto Před 2 lety +195

    "He was born with a heart on the right side of his chest so the punch didn't do him much harm"...wow

    • @dellsantiago8108
      @dellsantiago8108 Před 2 lety +1

      Aaahhahaha

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +16

      Truly, what a twist

    • @vivekparmar7576
      @vivekparmar7576 Před 2 lety +8

      Ninja Assassin also had the same premise

    • @harpseal9234
      @harpseal9234 Před 2 lety +2

      Lmao hahahaha
      I saod the same thing
      It was so rand and shoved in there xD
      I was like were the hell did that come from ?!?

    • @simonschwalm426
      @simonschwalm426 Před 2 lety

      😂 Too true but i actually have such a disorder

  • @kreek_lili_4581
    @kreek_lili_4581 Před 2 lety +129

    ladies and gentlemen, we've found him, one kick man.

  • @JestWett
    @JestWett Před 2 lety

    "Wu lin has been watching dragon ball z" That got me so much, and Im so happy you know dragon ball z too

  • @HarpaFlarpaWarpaKarpaDarpaDoo

    Just got here from watching a Tekken 2 review, this makes a much more uplifting story after getting thrown off a cliff!

  • @zamatesenpai8815
    @zamatesenpai8815 Před 2 lety +66

    Wu lin's back ground story takes the term "getting dropped on your head when you were a kid" to another level

  • @jello184
    @jello184 Před 2 lety +62

    " Wu Lin has been watching DBZ "
    " Fortune tellers are full of shidz"
    Best quotes ever 😂

    • @wadvinalfaro9410
      @wadvinalfaro9410 Před 2 lety +1

      I’m glad someone caught the DBZ one that one made me laugh, but it’s true.

    • @jello184
      @jello184 Před 2 lety

      @@wadvinalfaro9410 😂😂

  • @pauldwalker
    @pauldwalker Před 2 měsíci

    i loved the moral of the story. well summarized.

  • @adorakitty
    @adorakitty Před rokem +1

    8:20 that man must be so strong he was able to drag a guy w iron shoes w one hand hahahaha

  • @hasnorecoil464
    @hasnorecoil464 Před 2 lety +41

    I think its safe to say, this dude is the best story teller ever!

  • @thefilipinofan1017
    @thefilipinofan1017 Před 2 lety +47

    We have One Punch Man
    But now in this movie i call him ONE KICK MAN

  • @djchanix5125
    @djchanix5125 Před rokem +5

    Can't we just thank that he follow a van and he is running with a 25 kg shoes on both legs

  • @MezbahRijvee
    @MezbahRijvee Před 2 lety

    7:32, “Wu-Lin has been watching Dragonball Z” 🤣🤣

  • @koala5258
    @koala5258 Před 2 lety +24

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." died laughing from that hahaha

  • @melodyc726
    @melodyc726 Před 2 lety +51

    “The moral of this story today is that fortune tellers are full of $hit” I laughed so hard I swear.

  • @hernanedias554
    @hernanedias554 Před 2 lety

    Dude. You make anyone watch this movie, very good recap... And jokes 😂😂😂

  • @iazn3648
    @iazn3648 Před 2 lety

    I watched this movie a while back and it was super enjoyable would recommend

  • @LuanPrates
    @LuanPrates Před 2 lety +6

    7:38 "hes been watching dragon ball z"
    IS THIS SERIOUS??? Lmaoo!!

  • @bruhbrehii
    @bruhbrehii Před 2 lety +3

    8:46 oh come on that much plot armor should be illegal

  • @jamestk656
    @jamestk656 Před 7 měsíci

    Out of every movie recap with a narrator giving a moral to the story at the end, this one is the only one that is 100% true.

  • @davegorman9822
    @davegorman9822 Před rokem

    The moral of the story was fucking epic !!! So glad I stayed till the very end !!! I just subscribed!!!

  • @arbynevermisses
    @arbynevermisses Před 2 lety +29

    “pulls a will smith and SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE”
    that was so iconic, i bet chris rock got jealous of that one 💀

  • @eaguilera4436
    @eaguilera4436 Před 2 lety +13

    "Wu Lin has been watching dragon ball z"
    Me : throws pillow at the wall " ITS CLEARLY ROCK LEE!!!!

  • @kingjkgaming9439
    @kingjkgaming9439 Před rokem

    Very very strong hheheheheeee but fr fr i thought it would be like those hands from the byakugan clan from naruto but with FEET/kicks but no one one only kick very very strong

  • @aashitasingh5312
    @aashitasingh5312 Před rokem +1

    Wow everyone has heart on the right side previous video has the same heart in the right
    Movie of ninja

  • @xdbakez_
    @xdbakez_ Před 2 lety +25

    “Pulls a will smith” I’m dying 😭😭

  • @glekshmygopinath411
    @glekshmygopinath411 Před 2 lety +12

    “ Wu-Lin has been watching Dragon Ball -Z “
    That got me 😂

  • @kakarot666.
    @kakarot666. Před 2 lety

    I also love that last line about fortune tellers .. it's a fact

  • @tushaan.
    @tushaan. Před 2 lety

    Best lesson learned from a 11 min video >

  • @kaede2162
    @kaede2162 Před 2 lety +23

    “What we learned today was fortune tellers are a piece of shit *in a calm voice* “
    Me:HAH
    (Made me laugh for a while)

  • @Realcordy
    @Realcordy Před 2 lety +8

    7:32 sounds more like Naruto’s Rock lee

  • @cookinglikeachefima5starmi235

    It reminds me of Rock lee from naruto and that one fight with Gaara

  • @KL53986
    @KL53986 Před rokem +3

    11:15 The ending was hilarious from you

  • @aadamjohnny3304
    @aadamjohnny3304 Před 2 lety +281

    we all just appreciate the content this man and his crew makes it's just a masterpiece imagine what's he's gonna be doing in future..🌝

    • @The_HypedGuy69
      @The_HypedGuy69 Před 2 lety +7

      Wtf do you mean.He just watches the movie and narrates it.Did you seriously thought that he makes all this stories himself😂😂

    • @protoniic
      @protoniic Před 2 lety +2

      @@The_HypedGuy69 true but its still impressive how at least someone in the crew has to watch movies for hours and get the script and cut it all down. also has to download all the footage, add jokes to the script, etc. it just takes a lot of effort and its sad how like minecraft pngtubers get more recognition than this

    • @thetaomega7816
      @thetaomega7816 Před 2 lety

      Silence, Bot!!

    • @purpleflamingo979
      @purpleflamingo979 Před 2 lety +1

      in the future he will be recapping more movies

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety

      @@purpleflamingo979 more than likely 😅

  • @vishnujith83
    @vishnujith83 Před 2 lety +91

    -"Why do you like mystry recapped over other voiceover channels? He's just a normal movie narrator."
    -"You wouldn't get it. He's more than that"
    Yes I like his small funny comments in between the scenes 😂
    Love from India 🇮🇳❤️

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys Před 2 lety +3

      Thank you for spreading the appreciation of my narration, Vishnu!

    • @vishnujith83
      @vishnujith83 Před 2 lety +3

      @@DeepDarkBoys i just spitted facts bro!!😅✌️

  • @youngmasterzhi
    @youngmasterzhi Před rokem

    7:35 Weighted clothing is not as far-fetched as you think.
    Back in the Ming Dynasty, there were a special group of soldiers called "Iron Men" who would train by running laps while wearing sandbags around their ankles, as well as pull a giant stone cat around a field three times a day

  • @joohasdad82
    @joohasdad82 Před 2 lety +69

    "Pulls a will smith and smacks him in the face." Even Chris rock felt that one.
    “The moral of the story today is that fortune teller’s are full of shit”
    Kills two birds with one stone. Bravo Mr. Narrator!

  • @morrischan932
    @morrischan932 Před 2 lety

    3:10 Keeping it current haha was not expecting that. 😅

  • @JustinMeloMusicVlogs
    @JustinMeloMusicVlogs Před rokem

    Interesting story. TY for sharing.

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 Před 2 lety +95

    Can One Kick Man defeat One Punch Man?
    Probably not, they'd go get lunch.

  • @benkemper4606
    @benkemper4606 Před 2 lety +16

    “Pulls a will smith”
    This is the only movie channel that doesn’t take things seriously. Jokes like these are the best

  • @deadontime2601
    @deadontime2601 Před rokem

    That was a badass story, and some good jokes too