Chael Sonnen ABSOLUTE Funniest Moments Part 1

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  • @GBz_MMA
    @GBz_MMA  Před 7 měsíci +20

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  • @MightyG0RILLA
    @MightyG0RILLA Před 2 lety +2925

    Chael "29-15-1" Sonnen
    29 wins
    15 people killed
    1 continents destroyed (Atlantis)
    Truly the best ever!

  • @itssanti
    @itssanti Před 5 lety +9228

    This is not trash talking
    This is stand up comedy

  • @pranavprakash3705
    @pranavprakash3705 Před rokem +2343

    I never really liked Chael but after hearing about his tough childhood and life struggles I'm literally in tears.

    • @AnjuMaximoff
      @AnjuMaximoff Před rokem +17

      really??

    • @InformedZoomer
      @InformedZoomer Před rokem +66

      @@AnjuMaximoff really bro

    • @medoo7825
      @medoo7825 Před rokem +38

      @@AnjuMaximoff It's a joke dude 😂

    • @andyc3012
      @andyc3012 Před rokem +18

      Bruh, portland did have anarchy during covid. Remember?

    • @704B
      @704B Před rokem +116

      I couldn't imagine having to grow up that rough. To just sit there and see someone just publicly litter. Too crazy for me 😂

  • @josecabrera609
    @josecabrera609 Před 2 lety +1053

    “barely a 100 grand” “and sure we had a maid, but she only came twice a week” brooo he’s literally the funniest🤣🤣, i wish i would of seen this run live😭

    • @thepeoplebrothers8017
      @thepeoplebrothers8017 Před 2 lety +19

      Ah I would’ve been his biggest fan.. we need another one like him.

    • @edvinparmeza1298
      @edvinparmeza1298 Před 2 lety +16

      "and sure we had a roof on our head, and sure we had enough food in the fridge, and sure our parents had enough money to pay for our school, my training and graduation, but what about the things a middle class family can't afford?"

    • @thebored14
      @thebored14 Před 2 lety +16

      @@edvinparmeza1298 that's the entire joke

    • @dshizznitrb3
      @dshizznitrb3 Před rokem +2

      @@thepeoplebrothers8017 muhammad ali & michael bisping

    • @Mathis313
      @Mathis313 Před rokem +2

      @@edvinparmeza1298 bruh🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @garethowen1099
    @garethowen1099 Před 5 lety +9634

    Has Chael ever stuttered a word or missed a line?! The guy is a masterful speaker!

    • @EvilDuckOfDoom3
      @EvilDuckOfDoom3 Před 5 lety +449

      Yeah if you watch some of his real interviews his laser focus is like he's reading off a teleprompter

    • @kiisu74
      @kiisu74 Před 4 lety +47

      Nah, when he was talking to Lansberg, he said "capitalistic." That hurt my ears. Buy, yea, certainly an exception to his normally well polished patter.

    • @antoniov.258
      @antoniov.258 Před 4 lety +496

      @@kiisu74 capitalistic is a word

    • @Rightwingcommentremoved
      @Rightwingcommentremoved Před 4 lety +28

      It only begs the question how good is he really?

    • @christschin3708
      @christschin3708 Před 4 lety +9

      Keith Brandsma
      What did he say wrong?

  • @kiwilad1361
    @kiwilad1361 Před 5 lety +2948

    Ariel:chael, it's good to see You.
    Chael: it's good to be seen.

    • @misspacino4081
      @misspacino4081 Před 4 lety +13

      KIWI LAD lmao I must have missed that part 😂😂😂😂

    • @joeyquinlan4835
      @joeyquinlan4835 Před 4 lety +57

      @@misspacino4081 It wasn't in this video but it's the opening to the Ariel Helwani interview where he says the Noguera brothers thought a bus was a horse

    • @ImmortalWombat
      @ImmortalWombat Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/ru6v16iB0C4/video.html

    • @dogman5791
      @dogman5791 Před 4 lety

      @@adarsh5647 thank you

    • @Sparkball
      @Sparkball Před 4 lety +1

      One of his best lines

  • @stanleylee3329
    @stanleylee3329 Před 2 lety +561

    *“Tell another jackal story”*
    Literally the funniest quote I’ve seen

    • @thebrightsideofthemoon5829
      @thebrightsideofthemoon5829 Před 2 lety +2

      Tito is a total dipshit , tries too hard to be intelligent

    • @lil_keybo
      @lil_keybo Před rokem +9

      Actually, the quote holds little to no weight without the context of the situation in which it was used

    • @hunterpaul136
      @hunterpaul136 Před rokem +23

      @@lil_keybo Yo you’re bringing a machine gun to a snowball fight lol

    • @F1r3w4t3r
      @F1r3w4t3r Před rokem

      @@lil_keybo youre such a clown lol

    • @lil_keybo
      @lil_keybo Před rokem +3

      @@hunterpaul136 well when people are literally using the word 'literally' wrong, it awakens the grammar Nazi inside of me.

  • @comfortsnail6342
    @comfortsnail6342 Před rokem +202

    That Rhianna line absolutely murdered lol, literally got looked at laughing in public

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před 4 lety +4309

    Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005."
    Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."

  • @stevenw8034
    @stevenw8034 Před 5 lety +2809

    a guy that can entertain without cursing a single time is the champ of trash talk.

  • @dedoidshighvisvest8264
    @dedoidshighvisvest8264 Před 2 lety +883

    I must’ve been living under a rock for years because I’ve only just discovered this guy… and he’s bloody hilarious

    • @ssjgd5701
      @ssjgd5701 Před 2 lety +22

      Same lmao I've been watching his videos the whole day

    • @leyali524
      @leyali524 Před 2 lety +11

      You not the only lol

    • @lundoren5240
      @lundoren5240 Před 2 lety +7

      Same

    • @billybatchelor2863
      @billybatchelor2863 Před 2 lety +13

      Same here ,what a character. My introduction to him was from a Tito Ortiz ain't too smart video . " Let's hear another jackal story " I was rolling with laughter

    • @abigailbai4183
      @abigailbai4183 Před 2 lety +2

      You would love him MORE 😭

  • @offended323
    @offended323 Před 2 lety +239

    It’s crazy how chael is significantly funnier and more witty than most comedians as a fighter

  • @sumtingwog1273
    @sumtingwog1273 Před 4 lety +2920

    “I’m the reason why Waldo is hiding”

  • @ericcook2423
    @ericcook2423 Před 7 lety +5247

    And people think McGregor started the trash talking greatness.

    • @raijinn5139
      @raijinn5139 Před 7 lety +40

      McGregor can actually trash talk, Sonnen is a fuckin idiot not even funny.

    • @abbadonthedestroyer3792
      @abbadonthedestroyer3792 Před 7 lety +123

      Bias is Bias m8

    • @adriansanchez111
      @adriansanchez111 Před 7 lety +308

      Raijinn fook you

    • @raijinn5139
      @raijinn5139 Před 7 lety +3

      Derrick BLACK BEAST UP IN THIS HO Lewis If I want you to talk I'll squeeze your fuckin head

    • @davinkim7930
      @davinkim7930 Před 7 lety +27

      Nobody thinks that. lol why are you making shit up to get likes?

  • @super8studios868
    @super8studios868 Před rokem +358

    Chael Sonnen is the stand up comedian Brendan Schaub wishes he could be .

  • @flosh2walkthrough672
    @flosh2walkthrough672 Před 2 lety +279

    I wish people like this came around more often.
    Chael is a true entertainer

    • @irvinmorales1409
      @irvinmorales1409 Před rokem +9

      If there was more people like Chael, he wouldn't special. Chael is one of a kind!

  • @mmamazing6087
    @mmamazing6087 Před 4 lety +2520

    “He tried to feed a bus a carrot and your telling me that the country has computers” hahahah

    • @MrTrollbaby
      @MrTrollbaby Před 4 lety +122

      when roe asked him and chael didnt back down from his story..... fukn comedy gold. thats how the best do it

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 Před 3 lety +10

      lol

    • @polfachini6489
      @polfachini6489 Před 3 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @lorrie14uwavila0nx9
      @lorrie14uwavila0nx9 Před 3 lety +43

      Reporter: "You havnt fought at light heavyweight since 2005."
      Chael: "No, i havnt LOST at light heavyweight since 2005."

    • @Wild_Danimal
      @Wild_Danimal Před 3 lety +17

      That happened

  • @solenia4101
    @solenia4101 Před 4 lety +3459

    Chael Sonnen is the definition of "once in a lifetime"

  • @Enderblades
    @Enderblades Před rokem +50

    1:02 The way he pops up on the screen like he’s a super villain that just hacked in

    • @paytonthornberry1382
      @paytonthornberry1382 Před 8 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @SachBro
      @SachBro Před 3 měsíci +3

      I laughed so hard thinking there is zero respect for these anchors/johrnalists in Chael's eyes.

  • @EvaandJavier
    @EvaandJavier Před 10 měsíci +65

    He trolled everybody.

  • @kevinfromsales6842
    @kevinfromsales6842 Před 4 lety +2253

    The Rihanna joke was genius. I wouldnt be able to deliver a joke like that without dying of laughter.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops Před 3 lety +14

      I'm your 666th like. OOOOH, SPOOKY! 😈😂😂

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 Před 3 lety +8

      I dont get it but it was funny

    • @kevinfromsales6842
      @kevinfromsales6842 Před 3 lety +67

      @@juanmatemos5695 Rihanna got famous bc she got beat up by Chris Brown lol

    • @antisocialextrovert5062
      @antisocialextrovert5062 Před 3 lety +41

      Kevin From Sales she was already famous before all of that lol

    • @magnadelusor4249
      @magnadelusor4249 Před 3 lety +22

      @@kevinfromsales6842 she was a minor celeb at the time the Chris brown incident really rocketed her fame as it were. Chris brown was everywhere and while Rihanna was popular not to the extent he was and the incident spread her name everywhere.

  • @fukkyoutube
    @fukkyoutube Před 3 lety +1833

    the straight face when he said "i had to watch him publicly litter " i lost it

    • @Slimmyjimy
      @Slimmyjimy Před 3 lety +13

      Fr lmao!

    • @bubblegunsoldier7484
      @bubblegunsoldier7484 Před 2 lety +66

      We had anarchy, chaos in the streets of westland I saw these things.

    • @headoftaxreformandpercenta4908
      @headoftaxreformandpercenta4908 Před rokem +6

      As a poor child nonetheless. It's devastating he went through that but it really made him stronger.

    • @CarlosRen1776
      @CarlosRen1776 Před rokem +1

      @@bubblegunsoldier7484well first off it’s West Lynn but go on

    • @ujerry_
      @ujerry_ Před 6 měsíci

      bro i will never understand how he didnt die of laughter instantly

  • @jacobmiles8770
    @jacobmiles8770 Před rokem +42

    I love Chael realising that Joe is talking about the Nogueirra Borthers bus story. He almost breaks character and laughs at the joke before becoming so deadly serious about it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nomad-97
    @Nomad-97 Před 2 lety +98

    He truly is the greatest fighter of all time, undefeated and undisputed. 49 men tried, only 17 were able to walk away after gracing the octagon with the pound for pound king.

  • @kaastaway1945
    @kaastaway1945 Před 5 lety +2192

    The one about Rihanna... God damn this guy is the best

  • @joemckee249
    @joemckee249 Před 5 lety +1551

    I can't believe his father barely made 100k sometimes. The man is a true survivor.

  • @brettgast
    @brettgast Před 2 lety +81

    Old Uncle Chael is the absolute BEST to ever do it. Still undefeated and undisputed. 49-0 in the ring.

  • @CocoCrispy_
    @CocoCrispy_ Před rokem +20

    “He tried to feed a BUS a CARROT” got me dead😂😂

  • @vashb6407
    @vashb6407 Před 2 lety +961

    "Im the reason Waldo is hiding" 🤣🤣 that was hysterical

    • @symbiosisai
      @symbiosisai Před 2 lety +1

      Who's Waldo?

    • @vashb6407
      @vashb6407 Před 2 lety +8

      @@symbiosisai children's puzzle book character

    • @FA-vh2vt
      @FA-vh2vt Před rokem +30

      @@symbiosisai Jose waldo

    • @CocoCrispy_
      @CocoCrispy_ Před rokem +2

      @@symbiosisai “where’s Waldo” books. Have to find Waldo in the crowd. With the red and white stripped shirt and hat lol

    • @tedkingsler7050
      @tedkingsler7050 Před rokem

      @@FA-vh2vt😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinwatson3972
    @kevinwatson3972 Před 7 lety +1078

    "you might wanna take the bass out your tone , im not sure who you think youre talking to" LMFAOOO

    • @chachi3675
      @chachi3675 Před 7 lety +16

      Kevin Watson 🔥

    • @GarySmith-ph2qy
      @GarySmith-ph2qy Před 6 lety +13

      yuppp lmfao

    • @Elpipiton
      @Elpipiton Před 5 lety +6

      Hhahhhahhaha

    • @thomasostrowski9222
      @thomasostrowski9222 Před 4 lety +4

      Kevin Watson it was “you might wanna take the bass out of your tone, I’m not sure you know who your talking to” but yes it was absolutely gold

    • @papiagua
      @papiagua Před 3 lety

      Ahhhh that's such a good comeback, I first heard that in the 90's and thought it was the greatest way to shut someone up ever, keep it alive!

  • @904Anonymous
    @904Anonymous Před rokem +39

    For a guy who made a living getting struck in the head by other professional fighters, he is EXTREMELY sharp, has an amazing vocabulary, and does not studder or have any trouble finding the right words in a split second. Pretty amazing.

  • @Qam001
    @Qam001 Před 2 lety +46

    This guy is the perfect Bruce Wayne. Like he is the real batman. That jaw, the eyes height and combat.

  • @barringtonfisher87
    @barringtonfisher87 Před 6 lety +723

    I love his total & utter denial of a quote he said. Absolutely hilarious

    • @zenmar2415
      @zenmar2415 Před 5 lety +69

      And the quote was harsher than what was actually said.

    • @gunner4126
      @gunner4126 Před 5 lety +50

      A quote must be read exactly as it was said otherwise it's not a quote

    • @Indytelevision
      @Indytelevision Před 4 lety +2

      I bet he got in trouble for saying it so he was denying it

    • @Windsblow
      @Windsblow Před 2 lety +18

      @@Indytelevision No. He was totally Trolling the guy and making everyone laugh.

    • @RickAnderson1
      @RickAnderson1 Před 2 lety +13

      @@Indytelevision nope. He was simply misquoted since he said "pat" and the interviewer claims he said: "slap"...and Chael didn't say "wife" he actually said "ol'lady'

  • @QoQabai658
    @QoQabai658 Před 3 lety +4041

    WWE truly missed one.

  • @guillermoluna1408
    @guillermoluna1408 Před rokem +12

    "Can I touch your hair"......🤣🤣🤣 this guy is f*cking hilarious!!!

  • @AceOutDoors.
    @AceOutDoors. Před 2 lety +9

    He’s a respectful trash talker tht doesn’t curse😂he a beast

  • @Daniel-kx7ip
    @Daniel-kx7ip Před 7 lety +1014

    "he publicly litters. i had to see this things."

    • @SkuIIKn1ght
      @SkuIIKn1ght Před 6 lety +43

      I'm at work right now and let me tell ya holding my laughter in after that line is practically impossible.

    • @Penny-wl1ui
      @Penny-wl1ui Před 5 lety +5

      HAHAHAHAHAH man that shit is too good

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 Před 5 lety +18

      Daniel Hdz007 omg the story of the twins I choked on my coffee.

    • @spartacus10921
      @spartacus10921 Před 5 lety +3

      “We had Chaos and Anarchy” 😂😂

    • @TheDechico
      @TheDechico Před 5 lety +8

      @Awesome Liberal gotta be the worst troll attempt I've ever seen... 0/10

  • @frpayawal
    @frpayawal Před 7 lety +1394

    That bus story with the Nogiera brothers is fcking hilarious.

  • @aleiterful
    @aleiterful Před 2 lety +54

    “What would stone cold Steve Austin do?” Is a great way to look at life

  • @yanlaroche90
    @yanlaroche90 Před 2 lety +47

    Chael Sonnen is a comedy genius, the man as a delivery that is the stuff of Legends

  • @AndyPandyLikesCandy
    @AndyPandyLikesCandy Před 6 lety +5577

    Interesting how he never swears

    • @blaise4468
      @blaise4468 Před 5 lety +150

      Andrew de Boer he said ass

    • @garrenhahaha3202
      @garrenhahaha3202 Před 5 lety +734

      smart people do not need to curse there are many other terms to use in place of the regular four letter variety.

    • @lonnywalker7649
      @lonnywalker7649 Před 5 lety +198

      Right. He's funny and doesn't need the go with the four letter curse words.

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO Před 5 lety +360

      People who hate swearing are fixated on swearing. I didn't notice that Chael wasn't swearing until I read this. I swear a lot, my friends swear a lot, and swear words therefore don't hurt our souls because they're so meaningless to us that we don't even notice when someone is or isn't swearing. So, therefore, in my world these words aren't offensive and I don't need to get upset about them. All you idiots are doing is providing yourselves opportunities to get outraged by noises other people make with their faces.

    • @RMGWOO
      @RMGWOO Před 5 lety +46

      @Tai Lopez you don't understand how to recognize what I'm talking about so how could you recognize the symptoms of schizophrenia? Fucking invalid.

  • @tritonneptune3834
    @tritonneptune3834 Před 5 lety +479

    People talk about how chael is undefeated but they forget to mention that he never lost a ROUND in his life. A true legend.

    • @LittleHatori
      @LittleHatori Před 5 lety +5

      Not since Fedor wrekt him..

    • @chrispressley1138
      @chrispressley1138 Před 4 lety +16

      Never lost an entrance👍

    • @reformedstoic1320
      @reformedstoic1320 Před 4 lety +16

      Try to imagine this man losing ONE SECOND, of one ROUND. It simply cannot be done. Neurons do not fire against Chael P Sonnen. The American Gangster is undisputed in ALL dimensions and hypothetical mental cinemas.

    • @tjgaffney9823
      @tjgaffney9823 Před 4 lety

      Tori Ellise and his other 13 losses. Not counting the Silva one, but yeah.

    • @dominickschrute3084
      @dominickschrute3084 Před 4 lety +11

      @@tjgaffney9823 your mistaken he never lost a fight, and tito clearly tapped

  • @MansterBear
    @MansterBear Před 2 lety +25

    I have to come back to this at least every couple month. I have no idea how Chael keeps a straight face saying all this stuff.

  • @2Minihats
    @2Minihats Před 5 lety +626

    “Jackie Chan is also a bum.” Lmfaooo😂

    • @KSH172
      @KSH172 Před 4 lety +14

      that caught me off guard and i lost it lmao

    • @shinsukecorbin425
      @shinsukecorbin425 Před 4 lety +6

      Chael is the TROLL GOD..Trolling in sports before it became a trend

    • @N1ckD22
      @N1ckD22 Před 4 lety +1

      The only comment I didnt laugh at lol

  • @conners3323
    @conners3323 Před 6 lety +457

    "I'm the reason Waldo is hiding"
    😂😂😂

  • @dukelukas5965
    @dukelukas5965 Před 2 lety +34

    One of the few guys who truly GETS it -- sells every fight like he's in WWE

  • @WaylonX76
    @WaylonX76 Před 2 lety +16

    Favorite line of this whole reel: “Lebron is a nerd.”

  • @jasonk2518
    @jasonk2518 Před 4 lety +762

    That skit about the hard streets of oregon is one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard

    • @MariusMurabito
      @MariusMurabito Před 4 lety +84

      djk bro when he said “the cop didn’t do anything... we had anarchy.” I almost cried 😂😭

    • @marcussvedebo4914
      @marcussvedebo4914 Před 2 lety +3

      @@MariusMurabito I thought he was gonna go on to say thats how deep the corruption runs in my town

    • @gatekeeperboxing5898
      @gatekeeperboxing5898 Před 2 lety

      Everybody jaywalks all the time where I live and nobody does a thing about it. I myself have probably done it over 1000 times.

    • @zclary923
      @zclary923 Před 2 lety +16

      Traumatized by public littering on the mean streets of West Linn, Oregon.
      The mental fortitude of this man.
      Undefeated. Undisputed.

    • @SuperNiels91
      @SuperNiels91 Před 2 lety +1

      @@gatekeeperboxing5898 man, that's gotta be a tough neighborhood, and you must be some kind of gang member. Have you ever shot someone during one of those all out, unbridled jaywalking walk-bys ? Or do you prefer to get up close and personal with your lethal weapons registered fists ?

  • @antslayer6140
    @antslayer6140 Před 3 lety +543

    “Jackie Chan is also a bum”😂random insult

  • @jrodriguezpelliere
    @jrodriguezpelliere Před rokem +9

    Whenever I had a bad day and I feel a bit down. This is one of my go-to videos, it never fails to cheer me up.

  • @c-bone578
    @c-bone578 Před rokem +11

    this guy is hilarious and a freakin genius. he's a champion and still undefeated for me

  • @thepsychicpeach8425
    @thepsychicpeach8425 Před 3 lety +1075

    He literally has the aura, looks, personality and lingo of a of a 1920's Chicago Gangster.

    • @johnsonjj117
      @johnsonjj117 Před 2 lety +55

      I want to see him in a pinstripe suit, fedora and smoking a cigar

    • @OutdoorBlues
      @OutdoorBlues Před 2 lety +15

      Reminds me of Benny from fallout new Vegas

    • @dannywholuv
      @dannywholuv Před 2 lety +6

      Or Jack Burton on the pork chop express

    • @Leodontknowhowtoswim
      @Leodontknowhowtoswim Před 2 lety +4

      @@dannywholuv lmao bruh thank you you know what old Chael Sonnen always says the only undefeated ufc fighter

    • @theapartmentrat3881
      @theapartmentrat3881 Před 2 lety

      You must've thought they were smart? Very few mobsters were smart and then the rest were muscle idiots like why idolize such disgusting people

  • @bradytosh2696
    @bradytosh2696 Před 4 lety +802

    I lost it when he related the horror he witnesses with the litter in HIS neighborhood.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops Před 3 lety +62

      He looked so serious about it! 😂😂😂

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 Před 3 lety +56

      @@rodprops Have you ever witnessed blatant littering? It's terrifying.

    • @rodprops
      @rodprops Před 3 lety +1

      @@bigwitt187 😂😂

    • @Changeproductions21
      @Changeproductions21 Před 3 lety +36

      @@bigwitt187 Exactly! It's easy to laugh about this stuff when you haven't been out on the streets and witnessed the horrors of littering. And don't even get me started on jaywalking, and loitering...

    • @bigwitt187
      @bigwitt187 Před 3 lety +13

      @@Changeproductions21 I left out loitering on purpose, I still have nightmares.

  • @johnredlacatan5940
    @johnredlacatan5940 Před rokem +19

    I always come here to make a good laugh 😂 thank you Uncle Chael for throwing my stress and anxiety away

  • @JahEerie
    @JahEerie Před 5 lety +597

    "There were years when my father didn't make $100,000.... Well barely made $100,000!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

    • @powerowl2120
      @powerowl2120 Před 4 lety +16

      That whole thing had me dying bro. Like better than any stand up I seen lmao

    • @retseh
      @retseh Před 4 lety +2

      Dowhat Iwant What??

    • @mdb1010
      @mdb1010 Před 4 lety +5

      @Dowhat Iwant spoken like a person who has no job lol

    • @mdb1010
      @mdb1010 Před 4 lety +2

      @Dowhat Iwant ye ye yeah welfare doesn't count boomer

    • @justincase4613
      @justincase4613 Před 4 lety

      Dowhat Iwant sure pal

  • @adaptiveagile
    @adaptiveagile Před 6 lety +2252

    Funniest guy on the planet IMHO. Just don’t get how he can manage to keep a straight face. I’ve never seen him crack.

    • @Mageslayer
      @Mageslayer Před 5 lety +81

      I would have cracked during the jaywalking or twins sharing the car parts. His hard times. lmao

    • @curiosityl.6261
      @curiosityl.6261 Před 5 lety +64

      He's so fucking hilarious. Has some quick witty insults too. I find him and Connor to be pretty much equally entertaining. Just in different ways. Completely opposite personalitites from each other.

    • @robertsmith9186
      @robertsmith9186 Před 5 lety +3

      adaptiveagile so true .and pretty tuff to .he had Silva beat.dont know how he didnt let Silva break his fucking arm before tapping 30 seconds over Tokyo and he would have been champion

    • @mitchellbowman22
      @mitchellbowman22 Před 5 lety +14

      It’s because he lives by what stone cold Steve Austin would do

    • @ETAisNOW-wn8wx
      @ETAisNOW-wn8wx Před 5 lety +2

      you'll see Fedor crack his head that's for sure. it's scripture. Fedor wins by KO round 1. you know it, I know it, we all know it.

  • @RighteousApache
    @RighteousApache Před 2 lety +7

    My favorite thing is the music in the background, very fitting for The American Gangster, Chael P.

  • @TieuMa24
    @TieuMa24 Před rokem +6

    The ufc miss fighters like him, so entertaining, he plays so much well with words, we love uncle Chael ❤️

  • @weemark18
    @weemark18 Před 7 lety +686

    "He thought it was a horse" lmfao how can he keep a straight face im dead

    • @HugoStiglitz88
      @HugoStiglitz88 Před 6 lety +57

      that's one of the things that impresses me the most. He really could be a comedy actor and comedian. There's no doubt. He's so good with his delivery and timing. Also, look at that American Gangster story where he's talking about the mean streets of West Linn. That's good comedy acting right there. He seriously has talent.
      Somebody smart is gonna put him in a comedy movie or show, and it's gonna be gold.

    • @chriscrooks5601
      @chriscrooks5601 Před 6 lety +1

      i replayed it like 5 times dude i died laughing so hard

    • @householder6876
      @householder6876 Před 6 lety +25

      “He tried to feed a bus a carrot, and now you’re trying to tell me that country has computers??” I. Am. Crying.

    • @PhreshFifaHD
      @PhreshFifaHD Před 5 lety +1

      "That Happened"

  • @johann3866
    @johann3866 Před 3 lety +1691

    I'm proudly brazilian, and the nogueira story is a masterpiece. As funny as it can get. A piece of excellence.

    • @realMaverickBuckley
      @realMaverickBuckley Před 2 lety +66

      And absolutely, positively, unequivocally True.

    • @wendijoe2793
      @wendijoe2793 Před 2 lety +12

      You get a bus to America for the internet???

    • @IID
      @IID Před 2 lety +60

      how the heck can you reply when you guys dont have computers? oh... yeah, chael gave brazil some

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 Před 2 lety +18

      That happened.

    • @michaelvoorhees5978
      @michaelvoorhees5978 Před 2 lety +40

      I find it offensive..... but I'm black so I find everything offensive!!!!!

  • @Juanirva
    @Juanirva Před 2 lety +13

    There will never be another one like him, unique

  • @PunkMartyr
    @PunkMartyr Před 2 lety +14

    Who else starts uncontrollably smiling as soon as the bus story starts lol

  • @curtisbaker4325
    @curtisbaker4325 Před 6 lety +333

    HE PUBLICLY LITTERED I HAD TO ENDURE THAT

  • @herbertrafael8001
    @herbertrafael8001 Před 4 lety +412

    "Anderson Silva YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK" greatest thing anyone has said in a post fight interview

    • @mattevans5201
      @mattevans5201 Před 2 lety +1

      @nestor_el_demente to aboustly nobody 👑

    • @LeaveALikePls
      @LeaveALikePls Před 2 lety +4

      @@mattevans5201 the double champ does what the FOOK he wants!

    • @stevedave2362
      @stevedave2362 Před 2 lety +1

      "I'm not surprised mutha f'ers."

    • @desmondblakely
      @desmondblakely Před 2 lety +1

      “I’m not impressed by your performance.” - GSP

  • @willd6515
    @willd6515 Před rokem +1

    This is gold, absolute gold!
    Thank you!!

  • @ShinzoUchihaX
    @ShinzoUchihaX Před 10 měsíci +3

    Seen all of these 100X and its always like the first time. What an absolute legend. Never lost a round.

  • @lordtobias8222
    @lordtobias8222 Před 7 lety +668

    Chael Sonnen "I follow a different rule, what would Stone Cold Steve Austin do?" Hilarious

    • @kylethompson9368
      @kylethompson9368 Před 6 lety +5

      Stone cold would flip off anybody that told him what to do

    • @neildoyle9606
      @neildoyle9606 Před 5 lety +1

      I died.lol

    • @Tg-gz8qt
      @Tg-gz8qt Před 5 lety

      Lord Tobias yh i didnt get that part lol could u plz explain it to me

  • @FatalHawk9794
    @FatalHawk9794 Před 7 lety +530

    Chael Sonnen is absolutely one of the funniest people in UFC history

    • @zidg4086
      @zidg4086 Před 4 lety +1

      FatalHawk9794 nah nick and nate diaz are funnier

    • @lukeism2
      @lukeism2 Před 4 lety +17

      Patrick Star they’re just retarded

    • @goodnamestaken
      @goodnamestaken Před 4 lety +4

      Patrick Star unintentionally though

    • @karimsayed6292
      @karimsayed6292 Před 4 lety +1

      In the history

    • @eireabu9486
      @eireabu9486 Před 3 lety +5

      @@zidg4086 not even close to Chael

  • @kevmodee1866
    @kevmodee1866 Před 2 lety +3

    Chael is truly my hero! Not only is he a true badass, but he's one of if not THE funniest man in the MMA!

  • @seanlee9301
    @seanlee9301 Před 2 lety +6

    That literally had me in tears laughing🤣🤣🤣 The mean streets of Oregon 🤣🤣🤣 I needed that 🤣🤣

  • @ivanogilby6174
    @ivanogilby6174 Před 4 lety +1285

    As a guy from Northern Ireland, I literally cannot stress this enough. He's the funniest man alive. Fucking class

    • @ivanogilby6174
      @ivanogilby6174 Před 4 lety +15

      @@bg-zn4gj normally Northern Irish humour is alot different to most other nations, so I was simply highlighting where I'm from and how I get his sense of humour. It's no different from you telling me that you and your mates from Northern Ireland get his humour too 😉be safe

    • @zendayabreeze4547
      @zendayabreeze4547 Před 3 lety +14

      ALex Klassing embarrassing behaviour

    • @cliffroberts1774
      @cliffroberts1774 Před 3 lety +4

      Ivan Ogilby As a Canadian I agree

    • @juanmatemos5695
      @juanmatemos5695 Před 3 lety

      same

    • @JoolzThePirate
      @JoolzThePirate Před 3 lety +21

      What does Northern Ireland have to do with it? You are right though

  • @joshuauribe6417
    @joshuauribe6417 Před 5 lety +415

    “First off take that bass out your voice!”

  • @michaelpuckett3717
    @michaelpuckett3717 Před 2 lety +3

    God Bless Chael! Funny, intelligent......and a great fighter.

  • @Cobra85291
    @Cobra85291 Před rokem +6

    Funniest moment was the one reporter saying "Jon Jones is a really nice guy behind the scenes". I saw that years ago and still laugh today.

  • @cadencressman
    @cadencressman Před 4 lety +620

    "LeBrons a nerd" I'm dead😂

  • @MrScion500
    @MrScion500 Před 7 lety +1480

    He's the best shit talker of all time

    • @kevinmason8977
      @kevinmason8977 Před 6 lety +13

      I’d say Ali first, then chael:)

    • @matioch2979
      @matioch2979 Před 6 lety +5

      MrScion500 truetalker*

    • @rebornreborni5455
      @rebornreborni5455 Před 6 lety

      He is on steroids like all other UFC fighters. He is making fun of PRIDE even due he can't be a fighter without taking "hormone replacement therapy".

    • @JohnDoe-yt2fn
      @JohnDoe-yt2fn Před 5 lety +2

      Eternally profound not everyone can be the greatest, you clearly aren't in on what's going on here

    • @tjsmithers3893
      @tjsmithers3893 Před 5 lety +1

      He was till Conor came around

  • @chadouellette790
    @chadouellette790 Před rokem +2

    Man this guy don't slip with any words! Masterful trash talk! And he doesn't even have to swear!

  • @dosidicusgigas1376
    @dosidicusgigas1376 Před 2 lety +12

    Chael sounded like he was going to cry when he was talking about the cop letting a guy j walk or his dad making less than 100k a year 😂 god he's hands down the most entertaining prize fighter of all time

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep Před 5 lety +313

    "I am the reason waldo is hiding"

  • @TheMrdannyharrington
    @TheMrdannyharrington Před 7 lety +1109

    Chael Sonnen is the GOAT Light Heavyweight. Undefeated for 8 years, it has yet to be replicated and never will.

    • @markopolo958
      @markopolo958 Před 7 lety +351

      8 years? Are you joking? The man's never lost anything in his life. 39 years undefeated.

    • @dw3wyant
      @dw3wyant Před 7 lety +42

      Mark Minnema lol.... very Chael, lol.

    • @BeatzSporting
      @BeatzSporting Před 6 lety +1

      TheMrdannyharrington PEDs

    • @dojoeevanlift9688
      @dojoeevanlift9688 Před 6 lety +24

      And currently undefeated as a heavyweight!

    • @velygritte2701
      @velygritte2701 Před 6 lety +4

      TheMrdannyharrington Fedor emelianenko went undefeated for over 10 yrs

  • @sendthemeteormeow
    @sendthemeteormeow Před 2 lety +6

    How is this guy not in more movies? Guy is a natural actor.

  • @franko69
    @franko69 Před 2 lety +7

    The largest arm, the greatest charm and all the harm.😂😂

  • @oooooooo4963
    @oooooooo4963 Před 6 lety +1605

    Chael is 10 times funnier than Mc Greggor

    • @dickfitzwelliner2807
      @dickfitzwelliner2807 Před 5 lety +92

      Yeah. You can tell connor is trying way too hard, like hes pumping his chest on Jerry Springer. Chael has it mastered so well that you would think hes a serious asshole piece of shit, even when he goes super over the top. I used to hate the guy until I realized he was just messing around

    • @notkingali1798
      @notkingali1798 Před 5 lety +15

      oOOo oOOo what’s funnier to people is just a matter of opinion and not fact. Me personally I agree with you but, Conor is still funny

    • @ArtVandelayOfficial
      @ArtVandelayOfficial Před 5 lety +1

      not hard to be

    • @joedavys7048
      @joedavys7048 Před 5 lety +1

      @@dickfitzwelliner2807 yea.. u can tell u've been watching for about 6-7 months

    • @Mcfc2Rich
      @Mcfc2Rich Před 4 lety

      But Conor is 10 times richer.

  • @ballinhamster3170
    @ballinhamster3170 Před 5 lety +821

    Had to come back to this after his retirement. Undefeated and undisputed - a truly special career. Thanks for it all Chael.

    • @imranvo
      @imranvo Před 5 lety +2

      Also here after his retirement... LOL

    • @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade
      @Dennell_Mount_and_Blade Před 5 lety +7

      If he lost to Machida, we could kinda see it coming, but it's still very hard to process. Just bingewatching his video's on youtube, shit gets to me more than it should.

    • @Jason22Douce
      @Jason22Douce Před 4 lety +4

      He isnt without a loss and never won a belt lol

    • @nnjapanda7785
      @nnjapanda7785 Před 4 lety +32

      Jason Doucette undisputed buddy.

    • @mattpiahana2038
      @mattpiahana2038 Před 4 lety +8

      UNDEFEATED UNDISPUTED

  • @charmingmarty2105
    @charmingmarty2105 Před 5 měsíci +3

    My favorite Uncle.

  • @southtexasobserver3306
    @southtexasobserver3306 Před rokem +1

    Been watching alot of this guys videos lately, absolute legend.

  • @SupernaturalBeingsofEarth
    @SupernaturalBeingsofEarth Před 7 lety +186

    I didn't realize his tough up bringing in the streets of Oregon. A true surviver...

  • @joeyfigueroa4748
    @joeyfigueroa4748 Před 2 lety +7

    "I am the reason Waldo is hiding" LMFAO 🤣 That shit is perfection 🤌

  • @perezrudy2011
    @perezrudy2011 Před 3 lety +264

    That, "I beat him the first 4 rounds" and then, "I tapped in the fifth." Was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @spiketrademark1099
    @spiketrademark1099 Před rokem +1

    Every single time that bus story comes by I am cracking up, that is amazing.

  • @WildLikeGanja
    @WildLikeGanja Před rokem +5

    Way too good! Never be another talker like Sonnen! 😂

  • @jebivjetar5623
    @jebivjetar5623 Před 4 lety +601

    6:35 the way he smirks, and says "that happened" is the best Uncle Chael moment ever

    • @kiranbabu3426
      @kiranbabu3426 Před 4 lety +46

      Joe's laugh is the best 😂

    • @danielberretta1833
      @danielberretta1833 Před 3 lety +18

      The rare moment of us seeing Chael out of character

    • @offended323
      @offended323 Před 2 lety +1

      Legendary delivery

    • @brianheidel4550
      @brianheidel4550 Před 2 lety +5

      that might even be funnier than the original story itself. the first time i heard it, i damn near shit myself laughing.

    • @benpietrzykowski9216
      @benpietrzykowski9216 Před 2 lety +1

      @@danielberretta1833 and he got back into it so quickly 😆

  • @robert2624
    @robert2624 Před 7 lety +491

    Chael the original troll of UFC.

  • @zer0ed779
    @zer0ed779 Před rokem +1

    Absolutely savage, yet hilarious trash talking. It flows between silly and legit. I don't think anyone does it better. He messed with his opponents and the media.

  • @michaelmidax8108
    @michaelmidax8108 Před 2 lety +3

    When he started talking about his "hardships" from his childhood. I was rolling. Lmbo

  • @MrSpicyTits
    @MrSpicyTits Před 5 lety +784

    The thing with Chael is that there's an air of light heartedness about his trash talking.. Conor seems vicious and like he's really trying to hurt his opponents mentally, which is fair enough, he is hilarious but its got a really nasty vibe. Chael is just hilarious and kind of arrogantly charming at the same time.. much more likeable.

  • @notaseal7864
    @notaseal7864 Před 3 lety +260

    Funniest part is him calling young Canelo a tomato can 😂😂😂

  • @Peenurpool
    @Peenurpool Před 2 lety +2

    .... Absolutely, The Master of Disaster.... He is a legend by this video alone.... I have never missed an opportunity to watch Chael speak for as far back as I can remember.... The early days were probably the best because a lot of people didn’t really know what to make of him or how to take his true gift of gab....All I know is that anytime I get the chance to watch him fight or talk I never miss it....

  • @gawaniwhitecrow2731
    @gawaniwhitecrow2731 Před 2 lety +4

    3:45 redirect of the question is legendary