No More Jockeys moments that haven't left my head (yet)

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  • čas přidán 3. 03. 2023
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    I don't own any of this solid gold. Just a member of the petrol brigade trying to keep the nuisance penguins entertained.
    Here's some loose timestamps:
    Template: [Game] - [Description] - [Time of occurrence in original video]
    Set 1:
    3 - Birds - 4:40
    4 - Over - Start
    4 - NZ Radio - 14:00
    7 - Pizza Size - Start
    8 - Solid Gold Legend - 14:00
    12 - Pinnochio's Catchphrase - 18:00
    13 - Arm so good at cooking - Start
    13 - Green - 1:00
    Set 2:
    8 - Challenging - 9:00
    8 - BA - I can't remember
    9 - Robe - 10:00
    Christmas Special Game 1 - Rudolph - 8:30
    Twelfth Night - Hugh Hefner - 11:30, 20:30
    Set 3:
    1 - You're naked - 24:20
    3 - Ox - 10:30
    6 - Tin Tin's dog - 16:00
    10 - Little Clothes - 11:30
    13 - Mushrooms - 5:00
    Live Game 2 - Spider have a heart - 5:00
    Live Game 3 - Spider sequel 1 - 14:00
    Live Game 5 - Which one's him? - 15:00
    Set 4:
    2 - Meet a Horse - 15:00
    6 - Alfonso - 9:00
    7 - Spider sequel 2 - 7:00
    7 - Body Parts - 10:30
    10 - Nut Cake - 10:00
    12 - Alien - 6:00
    12 - Inspecting the passes - 16:00
    13 - Flying - 8:00
    14 - What an indictment - 13:30
    Set 5:
    1 - Dice - Start
    1 - Pig is a spinster - 2:30
    2 - Near death experience - 24:00
    2 - Down below I live my life - 27:00
    8 - Olden days - 11:00
    9 - Haha, okay - Start
    12 - Prawn Curry - 3:00
    12 - Glove Cravat - 21:30
    13 - Morph Dancing - 14:30
    14 - Auctioneer? - 7:30
    Christmas 2022 - Jingle Bell Rock - 35:00
    Set 4 Game 10 - Ending - 24:00

Komentáře • 30

  • @drawnimo
    @drawnimo Před 8 měsíci +116

    the pizza size demonstration is my all time favorite jockeys moment. alex horne has never before or since made that face.

  • @valerieholt4057
    @valerieholt4057 Před 5 měsíci +42

    27:17 The way Alex leans forward when Tim nearly says what happened between Desert Orchid and The Queen

    • @johncopestake
      @johncopestake Před 4 měsíci

      Definitely one of the top ten NMJ moments!

  • @DoctorPompidou
    @DoctorPompidou Před 6 měsíci +45

    The "they'd be women" section is one of the funniest surreal comedy concepts I've ever heard

  • @thedivinemrm5832
    @thedivinemrm5832 Před 5 měsíci +37

    Those of us below the line wouldn't mind it if you made another. Over.

  • @mrugod
    @mrugod Před 5 měsíci +18

    I loved where Tim was pretending to be frozen, but actually thought he was frozen, I wish i remember what episode that was ! 🤣

  • @acolakes
    @acolakes Před 6 měsíci +13

    the bath episode never leaves my head but don't mind it actually. especially when horne goes all in

  • @joaocreature
    @joaocreature Před 6 měsíci +19

    God, I'd forgotten the Hugh Heffner Christmas tree of women bit😂😂😂

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 4 měsíci +5

    "What do you think a bird is? It's not a rock."
    "Yet."
    My favourite "yet" lol

    • @msmudga
      @msmudga Před 4 měsíci +1

      favourite ‘yet’… yet

  • @goawayimsleeping509
    @goawayimsleeping509 Před rokem +15

    I really don't mind it at all. Solid gold legend.

  • @atom_c
    @atom_c Před 6 měsíci +5

    The "fiddly"s over my favourite NMJ moment were superb

    • @atom_c
      @atom_c Před 6 měsíci +1

      There were more very enjoyable fiddlys but I'm happy to leave this first comment up to the interpretation of the other southern Sarahs. Over!

  • @romered8
    @romered8 Před 3 měsíci +1

    I’d never remembered it before - but I had to replay “No Tintin’s dog” five times to actually see Key’s reaction.
    I couldn’t see because I was crying with laughter

  • @andrewplaysyellow
    @andrewplaysyellow Před 4 měsíci +2

    The intro music lining up with “WHATS ON YOUR UNDERWEAR?” Is peak NMJ

  • @rosswilkinson9095
    @rosswilkinson9095 Před rokem +4

    Excellent excellent stuff

  • @sheppo
    @sheppo Před 4 měsíci +5

    I put all the letters in a pen, on stamps, in a pot, and there’s a chance, no matter how small that it spells “LOL”

    • @Jonathan_Finch
      @Jonathan_Finch Před 4 měsíci +1

      I was actually using that pot to store my hockey equipment

  • @doodlefisher234
    @doodlefisher234 Před 8 dny

    Key defiantly refusing to walk on horse-meets-queen is up there with Watergate in terms of scandal.

  • @pikapanda64
    @pikapanda64 Před 2 měsíci

    “i’ve watched steve nicol play several times…. live…. in the flesh…. every single time he was just wearing his little clothes”
    Alex’s laugh after is hilarious 😂

  • @blackmoon9793
    @blackmoon9793 Před 4 měsíci

    One might say these live in your head rent free.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Před 3 měsíci

    I love when they define words.
    Animal: Living thing that isn't a tree

  • @enbyennui
    @enbyennui Před 4 měsíci +1

    "what an indictment" is undefeated for me as the most cackle-inducing nmj bit of all time. especially tim's rework of it, just so fuckin funny. did they ever do a callback to it? i feel like i remember them doing the song again but can't find it

  • @Kate-xd9bq
    @Kate-xd9bq Před 4 měsíci +1

    Did Alex really paint his forest wall??? 😢😢

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 Před 2 měsíci

    I feel like the guys just forgot what the different between “animal” & “mammal” was.

  • @stuartculshaw5342
    @stuartculshaw5342 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Is an alien an animal?

    • @cakeash
      @cakeash Před měsícem +2

      an alien isnt an animal, thats the whole point of an alien

    • @stuartculshaw5342
      @stuartculshaw5342 Před měsícem +1

      @@cakeash Yes it's a fair point.

  • @beetlejuicegreen7146
    @beetlejuicegreen7146 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Why is the video censored?