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  • @gazingstars7089
    @gazingstars7089 Před 3 lety +6765

    In other countries : stray dogs
    In Russia : stray bears

  • @salahdin718
    @salahdin718 Před 6 měsíci +17529

    Once they started speaking Russian it all made sense

    • @dakillah6018
      @dakillah6018 Před 5 měsíci +170

      😂😂

    • @slonio999
      @slonio999 Před 5 měsíci

      Тупой амеракашка

    • @user-dj6wb8rq2w
      @user-dj6wb8rq2w Před 5 měsíci +333

      Да! Только русский такое творит!А я сижу на диване и горжусь нашими мужиками,хотя я татарка!😅

    • @Elen-nv4hs
      @Elen-nv4hs Před 5 měsíci +69

      Татары-это тюрки

    • @ilgiznurinov8684
      @ilgiznurinov8684 Před 5 měsíci +21

      ​@@tatiara2913что

  • @pramudyaprilo4750
    @pramudyaprilo4750 Před 4 měsíci +2045

    when you saw a video of a guy opening a portal to hell but he speaks russian so you think its just another tuesday for him

    • @oxanashel6990
      @oxanashel6990 Před 3 měsíci +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @oxanashel6990
      @oxanashel6990 Před 3 měsíci +51

      Смешные комментарии иностранцев поднимают настроение😂

    • @4rumani
      @4rumani Před měsícem +10

      he is already there

    • @Miwayasa
      @Miwayasa Před měsícem +4

      ​@@oxanashel6990дадад😂

    • @user-nn2vl6fz9i
      @user-nn2vl6fz9i Před 17 dny +1

      It is wednesday, my dudes

  • @RalfWildlife
    @RalfWildlife Před 3 měsíci +4424

    Canada: Polar bears eating people!
    Russia: Polar bears eating from people's hands 🐻‍❄️

    • @user-pf6yf5ls7s
      @user-pf6yf5ls7s Před 2 měsíci +66

      Мы - русские, с нами Бог...

    • @valfar9999
      @valfar9999 Před 2 měsíci +32

      Finland : PERKELE

    • @MrJackal43
      @MrJackal43 Před 2 měsíci +25

      I like Russians way more than Canadians! I live on the Canadian border…. 😂

    • @RalfWildlife
      @RalfWildlife Před 2 měsíci +67

      @@MrJackal43 You should be happy you don't live on Russian border.

    • @qwerqwert7736
      @qwerqwert7736 Před měsícem +21

      @@RalfWildlife Hohol detected

  • @Strelnikov403
    @Strelnikov403 Před 2 lety +44510

    "That's all of it. Get lost."
    "That's all. Goodbye."
    *bear politely leaves*

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r Před 2 lety +783

      He wasn't even hungry, he simply just complied to the orders of the Russians.
      Big Doggo knows what "to do" and what "not to do or Big Doggo gonna be _#deaded_ ".
      Big Doggo smart. Smart Big Doggos get their noses petted --- them only!

    • @Inyuasha6
      @Inyuasha6 Před 2 lety +1101

      Of course polar bears speak russian

    • @777SFINN777
      @777SFINN777 Před 2 lety +443

      They are going to be so surprised when that bear shows up with his friends and breaks in to rob them... Oh wait It's a white bear....

    • @Wedge7
      @Wedge7 Před 2 lety +294

      glad you felt the need to make racist comments on a cute animal video. super clever and edgy bro

    • @777SFINN777
      @777SFINN777 Před 2 lety +134

      @@Wedge7 Hey thanks man 👨

  • @DeepOnes420
    @DeepOnes420 Před 2 lety +4231

    They said, "he's like a dog". Then what a polite bear, they told him to go and he left.

    • @amazingsupergirl7125
      @amazingsupergirl7125 Před 2 lety +8

      Tyvm!

    • @donuttopia947
      @donuttopia947 Před 2 lety +99

      Even the polar bear knows Russian

    • @kviktory7
      @kviktory7 Před 2 lety +44

      The world becomes a lot safer for a guy (or bear) when he knows what "dosvidania" means

    • @ratirllafwano2905
      @ratirllafwano2905 Před 2 lety +27

      0:17 is nigga

    • @DeepOnes420
      @DeepOnes420 Před 2 lety +8

      @@kviktory7 It's true. Especially knowing they are being so polite, as not to tell you 'davai paka'

  • @sherry1448
    @sherry1448 Před 3 měsíci +593

    "Ему мяса надо килограммов 5, какая ему тут печенешка"
    Меня вынесло..

    • @user-dp9rj6vp8k
      @user-dp9rj6vp8k Před měsícem +69

      Мясо он сам поймает, а вот печенье сам не испечёт😊

    • @kiselb5662
      @kiselb5662 Před 28 dny +4

      А где смеяться?

    • @user-yv2pq2mu8l
      @user-yv2pq2mu8l Před 23 dny +5

      Печенье с масло по каллориям нормально , правда медведю надо по 1 кг и того и другого. Мишку явно посадили на диету 😂

    • @user-qp5bc7mz2t
      @user-qp5bc7mz2t Před 16 dny +3

      Не скажи.. Доброе слово и Кошке приятно

    • @tot_kto_nado
      @tot_kto_nado Před 8 dny +1

      Боюсь от печенегов у него с зубами проблемы будут...

  • @rezthemediaruler3768
    @rezthemediaruler3768 Před 2 měsíci +278

    „Show a Bear how to hunt and he got food for a day.
    Show him how to be friendly and adorable and he gets food every day.“
    ~Sun Tzu, the Art of War.

    • @gene081976
      @gene081976 Před měsícem +5

      Motto of the modern day Panda bear.

  • @ThunderAppeal
    @ThunderAppeal Před 2 lety +27373

    Russian: 'Thats it, good bye.'
    Polar Bear: 'Understandable, have a nice evening.'

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM Před 2 lety +330

      Evening being a few months long 🤣 (Well, depends on the latitude.)

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd Před 2 lety +11

      czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html

    • @junou1902
      @junou1902 Před 2 lety +96

      manners XD

    • @astashasta1
      @astashasta1 Před 2 lety +12

      @@WTFBOOMDOOM What??

    • @paulrohith5000
      @paulrohith5000 Před 2 lety +51

      This comment sounds on point when you say it out loud in a Russian accent

  • @milkman3824
    @milkman3824 Před 3 lety +27467

    The bear was lucky that the Russian wasn't hungry

    • @deweybiggs3074
      @deweybiggs3074 Před 3 lety +619

      He was unlucky enough he was russian.

    • @PursuingHeaven
      @PursuingHeaven Před 3 lety +221

      Actually, the Russian is lucky the bear just wanted snacks. Humans are part of the Polar Bear food chain...seriously no joke

    • @deweybiggs3074
      @deweybiggs3074 Před 3 lety +713

      @@PursuingHeaven watch it. Some unfunny ass redditor might woosh you or whatever.

    • @gazingstars7089
      @gazingstars7089 Před 3 lety +226

      @@PursuingHeaven it's just a sarcasm

    • @PhoenixKrusader
      @PhoenixKrusader Před 3 lety +210

      @@deweybiggs3074 it happened, look at the comment above me

  • @nesovershennozimnyaya3022
    @nesovershennozimnyaya3022 Před 2 měsíci +508

    Почитала комментарии и вспомнила историю, как женщина поймала в поле грустную собачку(волка), скрутила и привезла к ветеринару😂😂😂

    • @user-pl6oc5dd3m
      @user-pl6oc5dd3m Před měsícem +66

      Есть еще бабушка, которая прикормила рысь) Говорит вижу плохо, думала собачка такая красивая, породистая😂 В бане у нее жилад

    • @user-dn2wz7ti3u
      @user-dn2wz7ti3u Před měsícem +19

      Или как мужчину рыбака крокодил проглотил почти наполовину и тащил его на глубину. А его жена увидела и как схватила бревно и давай лупить бедного… крокодила, что у него челюсть отпала и мужик вылетел из пасти.

    • @cheerfultraveler2760
      @cheerfultraveler2760 Před měsícem +4

      @@user-dn2wz7ti3u Извините, это прикол? А то я бы посмотрел.

    • @GdbdnsjusJdjdhh
      @GdbdnsjusJdjdhh Před 14 dny +10

      ​@@cheerfultraveler2760Нет, там просто крокодил понял, что жена пилит мужика жестко и решил съесть, чтоб не мучился.

    • @user-zx3zm8bm8b
      @user-zx3zm8bm8b Před 10 dny +2

      Как остановиться ржать🤣🤣🤣
      Просто хочется дописать - и это все Russia✌🏻

  • @minare__mire_
    @minare__mire_ Před 3 měsíci +159

    Как же я угараю с иностранных комментариев
    Паххахаха

  • @JebAlert
    @JebAlert Před 3 lety +6135

    Russians: You can't just eat cookies, you need to go find some meat
    Bear: Understandable, have a nice day

    • @ourtravels3140
      @ourtravels3140 Před 3 lety +5

      Bob?

    • @zyh5715
      @zyh5715 Před 3 lety +97

      proceeds to eat the russians

    • @Rudipu
      @Rudipu Před 3 lety +66

      Thank you for translating, I do not speak Russian and therefore could not understand what they nor the bear were saying

    • @nlecpa537
      @nlecpa537 Před 3 lety +39

      Give it to him. The cookies are crunchy.
      Is his nose cold ? Well, not like a dog. It's not warm outside.
      Wait, wait.
      He needs 5 kilos of meat, and we feed him cookies here.
      All right, go for a walk ! All goodbye

    • @KS-nq8vo
      @KS-nq8vo Před 3 lety +2

      @mysterious person hard to eat the Russians when they’ve shot stabbed and curb stomped the bear into submission.

  • @escanor3611
    @escanor3611 Před 2 lety +5483

    Him to the other bears: “It’s a simple exchange really, they give me food and I don’t eat them!”

    • @garex1939
      @garex1939 Před 2 lety +81

      Seems like a good deal to me

    • @Qwasieee_P
      @Qwasieee_P Před 2 lety +185

      No. He's lucky enough the Russian didn't eat him.

    • @garex1939
      @garex1939 Před 2 lety +20

      @@Qwasieee_P shiet your right XD

    • @robgress5492
      @robgress5492 Před 2 lety

      czcams.com/video/eMH0qjQs8iA/video.html

    • @fsp-Skuf
      @fsp-Skuf Před 2 lety +6

      @Аристократ 😢жаль
      Жаль что я их не пробовал☹️ 🧢

  • @user-vy3ce4hp5b
    @user-vy3ce4hp5b Před 2 měsíci +80

    Главное медведь понял, когда ему сказали "гуляй, досвидания" )

  • @user-jv8nz1qg1r
    @user-jv8nz1qg1r Před měsícem +204

    Мяса везде полно, а печенюшки только здесь можно получить!

  • @tekamer6566
    @tekamer6566 Před 2 lety +15518

    Literally when the Russian man said “that’s all, go” the bear left LMAO

    • @wakannnai1
      @wakannnai1 Před 2 lety +1045

      Well I mean Russians are pretty scary to bears. I'm pretty sure after it mustered it's courage to get snacks from the Russian it didn't want to try its luck by overstaying its welcome and staying.

    • @PeppaJackable
      @PeppaJackable Před 2 lety +362

      "That is all. Now go back to cave before you take dirt nap"

    • @louisharrington-edmans6737
      @louisharrington-edmans6737 Před 2 lety +157

      Yh if its in Russia it probably speaks Russian duh

    • @TranslatedAssumption
      @TranslatedAssumption Před 2 lety +450

      Russian is the official language of all bears just like American is the official language of the United States.

    • @adrianmolotov9181
      @adrianmolotov9181 Před 2 lety +152

      American isn't a language lol

  • @magnuschristesen6095
    @magnuschristesen6095 Před 2 lety +9408

    polar bear: can carve open a fridge with its claws
    russian man: "hand feed it"

    • @gradyjames1300
      @gradyjames1300 Před 2 lety +299

      ...and give it a friendly pat on top its head!

    • @LelouchLamperouge235
      @LelouchLamperouge235 Před 2 lety +97

      There is a different attitude towards bears in Russia and a lot of the former soviet states :D (maybe not all the former sattelite states of SSSR) Ive been to Bulgaria in the 90s not that long after SSSR fell .. its completely standard for performers to walk in crowds with bears on a leash (sometimes without .. lets be honest if the bear REALLY wanted, its like nothing) and a muzzle (thank god that mostly stayed on) .. i think some performers used to have a circus style whip but it was mostly never needed as the bears were so obedient ...

    • @yasenkalchev7664
      @yasenkalchev7664 Před 2 lety +45

      @@LelouchLamperouge235 I'm Bulgarian. You are right. We used to have this kind of entertainment, but its rare now. I haven't seen it for 20 years. I guess it still exist in small towns or villages.

    • @whatsmolly5741
      @whatsmolly5741 Před 2 lety +43

      @@LelouchLamperouge235 you're too optimistic my friend. Most of those bears are broken and/or drugged. Watched a brown bear crack a ladies rib cage during a circus act where he was supposed to pick her up. I thought it was great when I was little but it's just all fucked up thinking about it as an adult.

    • @grawlixTV
      @grawlixTV Před 2 lety +11

      To be fair, this seems like a very polite boy who wouldn't destroy your fridge without permission

  • @exist
    @exist Před měsícem +295

    I swear all bears in Russia are more well behaved than the ones in North America lmfaooo

    • @SkipPassover
      @SkipPassover Před měsícem +25

      Because russians live there

    • @user-oj6ih5oc9w
      @user-oj6ih5oc9w Před měsícem +7

      Клянусь что подтверждаю это(я русская)

    • @NinaSimon-iq7dz
      @NinaSimon-iq7dz Před 23 dny

      They afraid of Russian and Russian police

    • @MarHuTukBot
      @MarHuTukBot Před 19 dny +3

      Клянусь, что она русская

    • @TaylorUmongusHas
      @TaylorUmongusHas Před 3 dny

      More well behaved than the dogs here too, cuz at least the bear doesn't bite the feeder's hand.

  • @jaaguar13
    @jaaguar13 Před 2 měsíci +66

    Man: vsjo, dasvidanja.
    Bear: understandable. Have a nice day.

  • @1ix161
    @1ix161 Před 3 lety +7851

    Guy: "Ok, enough, you can go"
    Bear: "Understandable, have a good night"

  • @Levi_Skardsen
    @Levi_Skardsen Před 3 lety +3284

    This polar bear managed to find the only drive-thru restaurant in the Arctic.

  • @Whiteshell204
    @Whiteshell204 Před měsícem +39

    *I love when he taps his nose, the bear doesn't even try to bite him...I have a similar bond with a snapping turtle I've handled for 20 plus years that I hand feed*

    • @cosmichemistry
      @cosmichemistry Před měsícem +2

      where do you get all the hands?

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 Před měsícem +2

      @@cosmichemistry lol video is on my page

    • @pivotresearchfoundation
      @pivotresearchfoundation Před 17 dny +2

      A 2 ton bear is *exactly* comparable to a snapping turtle

    • @Whiteshell204
      @Whiteshell204 Před 17 dny

      @@pivotresearchfoundation Low on brain cells I see....2 ton Polar Bear lol considering the largest Polar Bear on record is just over 1- ton..it tells me you don't know WTF your talking about and you shouldn't comment on topics that far exceed your I.Q
      You wouldn't handle a Painted Turtle
      Now what I meant was "A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WILD ANIMAL" Fuk Tards

    • @marceldiezasch6192
      @marceldiezasch6192 Před 5 dny +1

      ​@@pivotresearchfoundation A bear is more deadly, but also much more intelligent. They can be trained.
      Not sure how you can train a snapping turtle, they should be too stupid for that.

  • @snowdroppax2726
    @snowdroppax2726 Před 4 měsíci +41

    The fact that they're holding the food right up to the bear's mouth and the bear is taking it gently tells me that they have been doing this for quite awhile. They might have even found it as an orphaned cub.

    • @user-tl4hf8hh8g
      @user-tl4hf8hh8g Před měsícem +2

      ошибаешься, люди просто работают в дикой природе, и там частенько приходят животные, и да они их подкармливают, то что они его кормили и не раз факт но он абсолютно дикий, просто кто то видят в животных монстров а кто то животных, это как с акулами, мало кто знает что не один вид акул не нападет на человека даже если тот будет в крови, максимум подплывут заинтересовавшиеся, но акулы бывают нападают на пляжах, и все думают что они убийцы, хотя такие нападения можно легко связать с какой то болезнью, что то типо бешенства, когда у животного отключается инстинкт и он делает то что не присуще животному, в таком состоянии и маленькая собачка может покусать

    • @snowdroppax2726
      @snowdroppax2726 Před měsícem +2

      @@user-tl4hf8hh8g Я не говорю, что он не дикий, я просто говорю, что очевидно, что они какое-то время его кормили и общались. То, что вы говорите, не имеет ничего общего с моим оригинальным комментарием.

    • @user-tl4hf8hh8g
      @user-tl4hf8hh8g Před měsícem

      @@snowdroppax2726 просто вы сказали возможно детенышем подкормили, что абсолютно не возможно, кормят уже не первый раз да, тут даже видно, обычно они пугливые а тут смелый, к этой уточняющей строчке был коммент

    • @snowdroppax2726
      @snowdroppax2726 Před měsícem +1

      @@user-tl4hf8hh8g Вы противоречите себе, говоря, что невозможно, чтобы они кормили его раньше, а затем утверждая, что они явно кормили его раньше.

    • @user-tl4hf8hh8g
      @user-tl4hf8hh8g Před měsícem

      @@snowdroppax2726 прочтите пожалуйста внимательно, я говорил что бывает что животные выходят к людям и этот явно пришел не первый раз, потом я уточнил что вы ошибаетесь на счет того что они его кормили маленьким еще, говоря вам что это нереально чтоб маленький вышел туда, так где я противоречу, да они его кормили не первый раз, но будущем уже взрослым, не маленьким, может вам гугл переводчик не полностью переводит ?

  • @adamhenry6754
    @adamhenry6754 Před 3 lety +54107

    Only a Russian can tell a polar bear it’s time to leave now , and bear leaves .

    • @bingonamo7520
      @bingonamo7520 Před 3 lety +914

      But this bear is young. Wait till it becomes fully grown...........................

    • @qura4607
      @qura4607 Před 3 lety +2961

      @@bingonamo7520 and it leave

    • @user-hv1dc6fu2h
      @user-hv1dc6fu2h Před 3 lety +381

      Да только мы

    • @mattbrown5626
      @mattbrown5626 Před 3 lety +365

      You've obviously never seen the most Canadian way to shoo a bear

    • @quickbf
      @quickbf Před 3 lety +143

      @@ExiledinVictoria LMFAO, that's sad but true!

  • @brandcack4117
    @brandcack4117 Před 2 lety +4446

    If you guys are wandering why the polar bear didn’t bite the guys hand off, it’s because he knew that he’d be no match for a Russian

  • @user-qp5bc7mz2t
    @user-qp5bc7mz2t Před měsícem +21

    Ага, это медвежонок, а не медведь. К нам в иллюминатор на МБ-12,на Новой Земле, заглядывал взрослый самец, так все чуть не обгадились. Он потом ещё по палубе шарахался, всё задраили и сидели, как мыши. Оружия было навалом, но.... Как-то не по-людски.. Сами же до этого кормили. Его потом с причала Камазом гоняли, он сначала бегал, а потом лапой махнул и... уплыл.

    • @ezekyle_abaddon_
      @ezekyle_abaddon_ Před 16 dny +3

      Зачем кормили? Нельзя дикое зверьё подкармливать, иначе потом нападёт на кого-нибудь

  • @primatons
    @primatons Před měsícem +32

    Какой воспитанный мишка)

  • @BigerBoy
    @BigerBoy Před 2 lety +18314

    In Russia, you don't visit the zoo, the zoo visits you.

  • @blackkakari
    @blackkakari Před 3 lety +2050

    This is what a Russian drive-thru looks like.

    • @youngcam7972
      @youngcam7972 Před 3 lety +29

      They hand feed their customers food, hell yeah lol

    • @number3stunner118
      @number3stunner118 Před 3 lety +3

      But when I try to walk up to the drive-thru window they say it's against the rules...!

  • @HvostILapki
    @HvostILapki Před 4 měsíci +382

    Я русская, я тоже гладила медведя 🤣
    У них очень жесткая шерсть 🗿 но они однозначно очень милые!
    А мой муж на севере стабильно их видит 😅 летом видел маленьких медвежат и их маму ❤
    Беречь надо природу, она такая прекрасная и могущественная!

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Před 4 měsíci +33

      Wow, really? That’s crazy, because they kinda look like they have soft fur
      I hope this is translatable like your comment

    • @HvostILapki
      @HvostILapki Před 4 měsíci +48

      @@Howlingburd19 да, это был маленький медведь. Жёсткая шерсть и очень крепкие мышцы.. Он пытался меня столкнуть с обрыва горы и у него это почти получилось 🫠 это на юге России такие развлечения 🤣
      Медведя мне было жалко. Наверное, у него умерла мама. Надеюсь, у него хороший хозяин 🙏🏻

    • @user-yd7zo8iq3i
      @user-yd7zo8iq3i Před 3 měsíci +2

    • @chudotat
      @chudotat Před 2 měsíci +4

      @@HvostILapki ничего себе! А чего это он вздумал вас толкать с горы?

    • @HvostILapki
      @HvostILapki Před 2 měsíci +17

      @@chudotat да кому понравится, когда к тебе неизвестный кожаный подходит?😅 вот и таранил боком

  • @user-tp5kn2pc9n
    @user-tp5kn2pc9n Před 4 měsíci +28

    Правду говорят иностранцы, что у нас у каждого свой медведь🤣

  • @shortcut101
    @shortcut101 Před 2 lety +7192

    The polar bear is so brave to meet the Russians for food

  • @deewey1405
    @deewey1405 Před 2 lety +2549

    These guys are laughing until they remember they're on the third floor.

  • @turkishalbino5893
    @turkishalbino5893 Před 2 měsíci +26

    Dude can you just imagine 2 am and ice bear just knocks on your window demanding some food 😂

    • @Renamed_User0
      @Renamed_User0 Před 24 dny

      Naah the bear was politely asking but demanding. He Is such a distinguished gentleman

  • @AraiiarA
    @AraiiarA Před 2 měsíci +17

    Honestly that is extremely dangerous. They might look harmless, but make no mistake, these are apex predators and can absolutely kill you without remorse. I'm glad it's just a cute video, but next time be careful when approaching humans, Mr. Bear.

  • @yewtewbstew547
    @yewtewbstew547 Před 2 lety +31266

    "If you kill a human, you'll eat for a day. If you let a human live, they'll feed you until they run out of food. And then you can eat them too."
    - Old Bear Proverb

  • @dan__11
    @dan__11 Před 2 lety +3458

    The best moment is when the bear went away after the dude said literally "that's all. go for a walk now. see U".
    I'm not joking. That's what he said.

    • @reservoirchannel5576
      @reservoirchannel5576 Před 2 lety +144

      he said "Good bye" in the end (more of "till the next randevouz" literally, but nevermind)

    • @MegaSp2003
      @MegaSp2003 Před 2 lety +106

      @@reservoirchannel5576 as a matter of fact both of you are correct the man said “that’s it, go for a walk, goodbye”

    • @reservoirchannel5576
      @reservoirchannel5576 Před 2 lety +12

      @@MegaSp2003 actually he said: all, go walk, till randevouz

    • @easternrebel1061
      @easternrebel1061 Před 2 lety +8

      Off topic, but nice flag.

    • @greasemonkey1199
      @greasemonkey1199 Před 2 lety +5

      everyone know what das vadanya means youre not cool

  • @Page404notfound
    @Page404notfound Před měsícem +6

    Медведь и подумать не мог в своей дикой природе, что бывает такая вкуснятина

  • @BearMountainBigfootRescue

    Polar Bear: Excuse me neighbor, can I borrow a cup of Seals and a cup of baby Walrus?

  • @jaxon183
    @jaxon183 Před 2 lety +34346

    I’m starting to think bears understand Russian more than any other language

    • @TLGyoutube
      @TLGyoutube Před 2 lety +133

      😁

    • @19751222
      @19751222 Před 2 lety +818

      Yes the bear just left after bye bye!

    • @benjamintoast3082
      @benjamintoast3082 Před 2 lety +1102

      no they just learned to bear with it.

    • @primus-1-
      @primus-1- Před 2 lety +358

      @@benjamintoast3082 -_- you know where the exit is

    • @erich.9864
      @erich.9864 Před 2 lety +201

      You forgot Finnish, the language bears fear most

  • @curlyjoe4234
    @curlyjoe4234 Před 2 lety +10212

    He needs to be careful getting this close, Russians are unpredictable

  • @Kakan148
    @Kakan148 Před 26 dny +5

    Огромный белый медведь в душе мальчик который попросил у мамы еду

  • @ZVEZDA20-23
    @ZVEZDA20-23 Před 4 měsíci +26

    Берегите себя, милые люди

    • @1597B
      @1597B Před měsícem +3

      You as well.

  • @huntershumway7755
    @huntershumway7755 Před 2 lety +17095

    "All animals are dogs if you try hard enough."
    -Aristotle

    • @eveechoes5024
      @eveechoes5024 Před 2 lety +375

      So true. Even the humans

    • @-SPECTRE-
      @-SPECTRE- Před 2 lety +648

      @@eveechoes5024 yes exactly, that's why it is called Doggy Style

    • @user-rx8cw3pd2t
      @user-rx8cw3pd2t Před 2 lety +246

      @@-SPECTRE- wait...
      😳😳😳😳

    • @Unknown-vv1td
      @Unknown-vv1td Před 2 lety +117

      @@-SPECTRE- yea thats what ur mom like the most

    • @Unknown-vv1td
      @Unknown-vv1td Před 2 lety +41

      This a joke btw dont take it seriously

  • @kuatasui1131
    @kuatasui1131 Před 2 lety +4023

    Tour guide: "Did you know, polar bears are actually one of the most dangero-"
    Russians: "*look at this cute dog*"

  • @user-jx6in4xl8y
    @user-jx6in4xl8y Před 3 měsíci +5

    "Баня, водка, гормонь и лосось" Ну и конечно медведи на улицах!
    Это Россия, детка! Это Россия!

  • @user-iu8cw3ft8d
    @user-iu8cw3ft8d Před měsícem +8

    Спустя 7 лет ютуб прислал мне это видео:)

  • @scrumptioustelevision9764
    @scrumptioustelevision9764 Před 2 lety +60080

    Low Quality: ✔
    Russian: ✔
    Dangerous Situation: ✔
    Video Rating: 10/10

  • @pato_anao1447
    @pato_anao1447 Před 2 lety +30521

    The title in russian, the short duration, the friendly interaction with bears, the fact it was posted 5 years ago. This video has every ingredient nescessary to become a hood classic

  • @GURstunter
    @GURstunter Před měsícem +7

    Сколько стереотипов вы хотите в одном видео?
    -Да

  • @MrAnderRock
    @MrAnderRock Před 3 měsíci +6

    Эти моменты единения с природой), прекрасны.

  • @DrFranklynAnderson
    @DrFranklynAnderson Před 2 lety +4033

    Rest of the world: “Meanwhile, in Russia…”
    Russians: “Meanwhile, in Siberia…”

    • @Vlugazoide
      @Vlugazoide Před 2 lety +364

      Siberians: meanwhile in Ivan's house

    • @Sodak_k
      @Sodak_k Před 2 lety +89

      Siberian: "Meanwhile on far east"

    • @Lygur_lybzha
      @Lygur_lybzha Před 2 lety +17

      @@SnillhundReal это масло

    • @abduvohid147
      @abduvohid147 Před 2 lety +4

      @@SnillhundReal it is butter

    • @toxicweeb1
      @toxicweeb1 Před 2 lety +8

      @@SnillhundReal they speak russian

  • @unacuentadeyoutube13
    @unacuentadeyoutube13 Před 2 lety +10618

    Polar Bears: I'm one of the most terrifying species in the world
    Russians: *pet :>*

    • @user-up2ws1on1w
      @user-up2ws1on1w Před 2 lety +29

      Откуда вы мля?

    • @unacuentadeyoutube13
      @unacuentadeyoutube13 Před 2 lety +49

      @@user-up2ws1on1w sorry, I don't understand what you said

    • @ireeneua956
      @ireeneua956 Před 2 lety +3

      😁👍

    • @shishka6614
      @shishka6614 Před 2 lety +39

      Ever heard of horses? THOSE are terrifying. And we ride them

    • @No1zeeee
      @No1zeeee Před 2 lety +17

      @@user-up2ws1on1w иди от сюда коммунист

  • @XRP_Bull_911
    @XRP_Bull_911 Před měsícem +10

    Such a cute little teddy bear. Just wants to play, with your guts.

  • @egirlsareruiningmylife
    @egirlsareruiningmylife Před 4 měsíci +17

    He has no idea how dangerous it is being so close to that Russian

    • @oxanashel6990
      @oxanashel6990 Před 3 měsíci +5

      😂
      А вообще обидно что русских воспринимают как злых людей....
      Хотя по видео можно понять что мы добры к животным 😢

    • @egirlsareruiningmylife
      @egirlsareruiningmylife Před měsícem

      Я даже один рас Русского из рук покормил @@oxanashel6990

    • @mahmadovazulaykho8875
      @mahmadovazulaykho8875 Před měsícem

      💪

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 Před 9 dny

      ​@@oxanashel6990it's less that you're perceived as evil and more that you're more powerful than a bear abroad people would shy away from it whereas these fellas casually feed it

  • @394pjo
    @394pjo Před 3 lety +4628

    American: Honey can you feed the Pitbull?
    Russian: Dimitri can you feed the Polar bear?

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Před 3 lety +18246

    When a video:
    -has russian title
    -is less than a minute
    -is extremely low quality
    You know it’s gonna be good

    • @richardo490
      @richardo490 Před 3 lety +334

      480p isn't that bad lol

    • @ninj493
      @ninj493 Před 3 lety +31

      edit the comment and add "it's content" in place of "gonna be good "

    • @fedupadhesive4885
      @fedupadhesive4885 Před 3 lety +81

      Low quality dosen’t mean bad content
      But that dosen’t mean high quality will have good content

    • @timenavigator9643
      @timenavigator9643 Před 3 lety +1

      That’s true lmao

    • @Alex-tx2dh
      @Alex-tx2dh Před 3 lety +34

      -involves animals
      -has a bear

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap Před 26 dny +5

    Всё гуляй ......всё иди гуляй🤣🤣🤣

  • @JDGtheanimator
    @JDGtheanimator Před 3 měsíci +31

    that bear has some balls getting that close to a russian

  • @abnormally_deceased
    @abnormally_deceased Před 2 lety +29137

    the fact that the bear knows exactly when to leave makes it funnier

    • @10spots18
      @10spots18 Před 2 lety +1833

      He said something like, “that’s all now goodbye” that bear understands Russian💀

    • @KaifamGaming
      @KaifamGaming Před 2 lety +179

      @@abnormally_deceased yeah he did hahaha

    • @annana3433
      @annana3433 Před 2 lety +573

      The guy told the bear, “That’s it. Go for a walk.”

    • @sour-vampire
      @sour-vampire Před 2 lety +31

      Bear training

    • @Ryan_Gosling27
      @Ryan_Gosling27 Před 2 lety +164

      @@abnormally_deceased yes, as a russian i can confirm it.

  • @Waryfuls2
    @Waryfuls2 Před 2 lety +24565

    *_the moment he started speaking russian, everything became clear_*

    • @l3v1nwrx
      @l3v1nwrx Před 2 lety +307

      да, они в россии на каждом ходу

    • @l3v1nwrx
      @l3v1nwrx Před 2 lety +46

      @Spronko like you don't drink vodka

    • @Delta-tr2kb
      @Delta-tr2kb Před 2 lety +50

      @@l3v1nwrx he didn't mean it in a bad way :)

    • @AdzzieMac
      @AdzzieMac Před 2 lety +45

      yeah I think he means that it makes sense because russia has a lot of bears there

    • @moran3857
      @moran3857 Před 2 lety +16

      АХАХХААХАХАХАХА

  • @SOLDIER_SAVETF2
    @SOLDIER_SAVETF2 Před měsícem +4

    "печенюшки так как хрумкает, а"

  • @user-gq6sr4wj9j
    @user-gq6sr4wj9j Před 2 měsíci +4

    Это самая необычная реалама печенья "Юбилейное"

  • @Oshaoxin
    @Oshaoxin Před rokem +4774

    Old Bear Wisdom:
    Eat a man, you have dinner once
    Keep a man alive, you have dinner forever

  • @SnowyZero
    @SnowyZero Před 2 lety +88127

    I love how all absurd things in videos are generally accepted and turn normal when you hear Russian people start to speak

    • @mridhulml9238
      @mridhulml9238 Před 2 lety +2631

      Lol same for Aussies and Floridians

    • @anayarey
      @anayarey Před 2 lety +1701

      @@mridhulml9238 Florida is just something else lol

    • @hilltoelennyt2391
      @hilltoelennyt2391 Před 2 lety +63

      @@mridhulml9238 you momma momma mam mom mammA wolly mammoth

    • @qiamv4481
      @qiamv4481 Před 2 lety +169

      @@weilandloveland7207 I am Canadian what up

    • @T1tusCr0w
      @T1tusCr0w Před 2 lety +355

      It’s so true 🤣 those fools give no fuks for how dangerous anything is 💪🏻

  • @TheDerWurschti
    @TheDerWurschti Před 4 měsíci +9

    russians are on a different level of boldness

    • @chudotat
      @chudotat Před 2 měsíci +1

      It is not a boldness for Russians yet, believe me:)

  • @brunoneri4557
    @brunoneri4557 Před 3 měsíci +4

    Какой красивый медведь! У Вас так много медведей! Мишка, Мишка где твоя улыбка, полная задора и огня!

  • @exys2086
    @exys2086 Před 2 lety +2271

    Funniest thing is that at the end camera man said
    _"That's it, no more food. You can go away now."_
    And the bear totally understood it, leaving politely

    • @r.m.5548
      @r.m.5548 Před 2 lety +35

      50 bucks says he didn't leave the property and destroyed anything that smelled good including their children. Then wandered away

    • @z3lrin382
      @z3lrin382 Před 2 lety +80

      What do you know. ..
      Russian is the secret language all the animals understand deep inside

    • @BlueMorningStar
      @BlueMorningStar Před 2 lety +83

      Also he says "Do svidaniya," which doesn't just mean "goodbye" but "until we meet again," implying that this is a somewhat regular thing, heh.

    • @gteoner9016
      @gteoner9016 Před 2 lety +13

      @@BlueMorningStar Хорошо подмечено товарищ!

    • @BlueMorningStar
      @BlueMorningStar Před 2 lety +7

      @@gteoner9016 спасибочка дружок

  • @ButtersTheBean
    @ButtersTheBean Před 3 lety +71080

    It's cute until you're next on the menu when you run out of snacks.

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 Před 3 lety +3835

      it takes 5 boxes of oreo cookies before you can ride him and teach him to hunt your enemies.

    • @DrCrabnuts
      @DrCrabnuts Před 3 lety +439

      Butters! :3

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Před 3 lety +656

      @@chrishayes5755 Are you _really sure_ about that Chris?
      Because if you got those instructions wrong....
      😨

    • @TheNoiseySpectator
      @TheNoiseySpectator Před 3 lety +219

      LOL ! Oh Butters! You truly know how to think like a predator. 😆
      A greater danger is the bear breaking in, and eating your food.
      Not just one time, but whenever it wants.
      In fact the large, metal containers people keep food in, like refrigerators, or freezers or pantry cabinets?
      Bears can open them as easily as we can. And, they are strong enough that locking the metal containers will not stop them from ripping them open.
      (I don't know how important this is to a cat, but people also don't like that the bear will mess up the house, too).
      No, the bears are most likely to attack someone if they try _to stop_ them from getting to the food, or eating it! 👍

    • @MistaCen
      @MistaCen Před 3 lety +152

      @@chrishayes5755 took a six-pack of cokes for me

  • @Outsider_07
    @Outsider_07 Před měsícem +6

    This is the most Russian thing I've seen.

  • @anonimothy5979
    @anonimothy5979 Před 19 hodinami +1

    Those gentle "I don't want to hurt your hand" nibbles.

  • @alanjp88
    @alanjp88 Před 2 lety +2971

    American: "Does your dog bites?"
    Russian: "You guys still petting dogs?"

  • @solvix1112
    @solvix1112 Před 3 lety +8338

    *polar bears are one of the most dangerous predators on earth*
    Russians: let's hand-feed it biscuits and boop its nose :))

    • @funnyman5254
      @funnyman5254 Před 3 lety +49

      Who told you that polar bears are one of the most dangerous predators?

    • @username42
      @username42 Před 3 lety +344

      @@funnyman5254 internet

    • @rogueraccoon1840
      @rogueraccoon1840 Před 3 lety +272

      Bruh Russians have bears as pets and bears are scared of them instead so they're fine

    • @maitomat
      @maitomat Před 3 lety +96

      @@funnyman5254 bruh, they are

    • @ityrlifeafter6564
      @ityrlifeafter6564 Před 3 lety +19

      @@funnyman5254 How can you didnt know this?

  • @Youtuber_YusukeFromGermany
    @Youtuber_YusukeFromGermany Před 3 měsíci +7

    The most russian video I have ever seen

    • @trmp9923
      @trmp9923 Před 3 měsíci

      nah there's no vodka

  • @plamenmilanov3009
    @plamenmilanov3009 Před 26 dny +3

    I can't believe someone can have such an encounter and not shit themselves. Imagine how hungry the bear must have been to find the courage to go to a russian to beg for food.

  • @honeybadger1810
    @honeybadger1810 Před 2 lety +1772

    With all these Russian guys with bears im seeing nowadays, I’m convinced bears just universally speak Russian and can be reasoned with

    • @Polar4ikDev
      @Polar4ikDev Před 2 lety +52

      Russians have learned to talk to bears because we are not like that.

    • @lca89
      @lca89 Před 2 lety +44

      (Edit: I indeed understand that animals should be left in the wild but I am just mentioning human history here) Canadian here. Bears have been know to be friends with man world wide. In the USA there's a couple people who actually have Bears and feed them like this and even hug them. Here in Canada I know of a place with a guy in a trailer home who lives with 4 black bears in the middle of nowherw and they don't eat him. He even pats them and everything they follow him around like pets. All the locals keep him and the location a secret since it's him and his family. It's pretty wild to see but there's a reason for it. Bears are related to dogs and wolves and pretty much any animal can be tamed if you give it the proper love and care. Animals are smart especially bears and many of them can be reasoned with. I've even bumped into a black bear while working and he just didn't even mind I was there I'm pretty sure it's because I made eye contact with him and said hello haha.

    • @xellos5262
      @xellos5262 Před 2 lety +11

      @@lca89 The moment you lose respect from wild animals the way you do, I'd not bet on your retirement.

    • @lca89
      @lca89 Před 2 lety +14

      @@xellos5262 What are you even talking about?

    • @hammedmousavi2297
      @hammedmousavi2297 Před 2 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂👏👏🤣

  • @antaralica
    @antaralica Před 3 lety +7166

    Пока этот мишка отвлекал мужиков, его кореша выносили холодильник из хаты

  • @murka723
    @murka723 Před 3 měsíci +7

    Вы не искали это видео, оно само вас нашло

  • @Mr.umed88
    @Mr.umed88 Před 16 dny +2

    Обучение люди: о давайте фотографируемся
    Ети люди: а у медведа нос холодный

  • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
    @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 Před 2 lety +141103

    "Kill a human today, be full for a week
    Keep a human alive, be full for a life time"
    Polar Bear probably.

    • @apmfer
      @apmfer Před 2 lety +2673

      I thinks so

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 2 lety +6502

      ''Kill a human today, the human will get back up because it's Russian and exact its revenge.'' - The Polar Bear, probably

    • @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288
      @lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 Před 2 lety +2225

      @@TheStraightestWhitest Also true, so why not just be good to human and get food and avoid death.
      "Itsa win win situation eh?!"
      Italian bear probably

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Před 2 lety +285

      @@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 Exactly.

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn Před 2 lety +830

      The wolves said that once... Once.

  • @yash4544
    @yash4544 Před 2 lety +33084

    Imagine the balls you need to be so calm against such a creature, that's a brave bear.

    • @anonymousyo1202
      @anonymousyo1202 Před 2 lety +988

      That's not a bear comrade that's Ivan our siberian KGB agen... Oh yes that's a bear that's a big bear that will kill any capitalist pig listening/reading to our conversation

    • @npn8945
      @npn8945 Před 2 lety +217

      But i don't know who is the why so called, paranoid

    • @markusblake7936
      @markusblake7936 Před 2 lety +37

      Your edgy comment It could be bypassed by saying that you are prejudiced against the Russians, but peta people doesnt Like to use the brain
      ...

    • @neonwafflex
      @neonwafflex Před 2 lety +621

      @@markusblake7936 I think he's complimenting russians but i can see how it looked prejudiced

    • @flashdr1ve
      @flashdr1ve Před 2 lety +148

      @@markusblake7936 are you dyslexic

  • @Kalebs-Klips
    @Kalebs-Klips Před 3 měsíci +3

    “He’s not scared of me, I am scared of him.” -Polar Bear

  • @RafelJaggai
    @RafelJaggai Před 3 měsíci +6

    Id expect it to be gone with his entire arm but it knows its here for only a snack good boy

  • @dogmoment7445
    @dogmoment7445 Před 2 lety +3029

    He’ll be fine as long as he doesn’t anger the Russian.

    • @starchild5941
      @starchild5941 Před 2 lety +35

      🤣😂

    • @marcusagrippa8078
      @marcusagrippa8078 Před 2 lety +38

      That bear is guaranteed dead! I did not see it repay that Russian in a comparable amount of vodka… R.I.P. polie

    • @dogmoment7445
      @dogmoment7445 Před 2 lety +17

      @@marcusagrippa8078 He is in grave danger polar bear better run immediatly

    • @Helpadoggoreachsubs
      @Helpadoggoreachsubs Před 2 lety +2

      @@dogmoment7445 4 years have passed bummer

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan Před 2 lety

      You're weak.

  • @Upsops060
    @Upsops060 Před 2 lety +8534

    Me: The fact that I am Russian does not mean that I drink vodka and keep a bear at home. This is all a stereotype.
    Also me:

    • @dreamer_tako9061
      @dreamer_tako9061 Před 2 lety +362

      "Yeah I drink vodka and my cat is a polar bear BUT not for being russian"

    • @fbiguy5269
      @fbiguy5269 Před 2 lety +49

      I mean drinking vodka is just culture. But i would never touch or even feed that thing.

    • @alanjp88
      @alanjp88 Před 2 lety +5

      Still not racist

    • @accountforasupertubularguy7166
      @accountforasupertubularguy7166 Před 2 lety +37

      @@alanjp88 not racist if it's true, eh?

    • @alanjp88
      @alanjp88 Před 2 lety +10

      @@accountforasupertubularguy7166 you got a point in there

  • @OhomemSapo
    @OhomemSapo Před měsícem +9

    Simplesmente o maior predador terrestre está comendo bolachas dadas em sua boca... Como russos consegue fazer isso?

  • @Xenomorphdude472
    @Xenomorphdude472 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Glad you feed it, it’s a nice way to show kindness. ☺️

  • @warmafia5353
    @warmafia5353 Před 2 lety +2413

    Whatever he's eating, he's loving it. You can see the puppy eyes when he's eating.

    • @ukaszw6623
      @ukaszw6623 Před 2 lety +54

      These were cookies

    • @denis2306
      @denis2306 Před 2 lety +68

      Who doesn't get puppy eyes when they're being hand-fed cookies?

    • @anthonyalixandre400
      @anthonyalixandre400 Před 2 lety +12

      Filho, isso é um filhote?😱😱😱

    • @nathanhopkins4791
      @nathanhopkins4791 Před 2 lety +6

      Looks like smores

    • @KZBR.
      @KZBR. Před 2 lety

      @@anthonyalixandre400 Santos Dumont criou o avião ✋😎

  • @aidanbronish9179
    @aidanbronish9179 Před 3 lety +2540

    I'm convinced Russia is just one giant Gmod server.

    • @muder46
      @muder46 Před 3 lety +228

      Yeah and the admin has been off for way too long

    • @toastie8173
      @toastie8173 Před 3 lety +52

      @@muder46 Oh i hear theres a new 'admin' now. He'll be there to stay.

    • @azazinspeed2282
      @azazinspeed2282 Před 3 lety +13

      Ахахах, бля лучше чем майнкрафт сервер

    • @shamoffishal
      @shamoffishal Před 3 lety +3

      😆😆

    • @VasiliyOgniov
      @VasiliyOgniov Před 3 lety +30

      As someone who lives here I can confirm that this place is G-mod server indeed

  • @MR.AKAARIK
    @MR.AKAARIK Před měsícem +5

    Какой миленький😊❤

  • @Albinaartnow
    @Albinaartnow Před 3 měsíci +6

    Рекомендации через 7 лет

  • @StormerSage
    @StormerSage Před 2 lety +4140

    Nature has a twisted sense of humor, making a killing machine that adorable.

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 Před 2 lety +101

      @JayLeeBeanz don’t forget the 3 inch claws and dagger like teeth…

    • @iamnotgandalf9308
      @iamnotgandalf9308 Před 2 lety +3

      What do people mean when they say "nature has x", "nature does y"?

    • @iamnotgandalf9308
      @iamnotgandalf9308 Před 2 lety +24

      @JayLeeBeanz just that they usually aren't joking. They often find these to be genuine insights but then diss you for believing in God.

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Před 2 lety +11

      Wrong. HUMANS ARE THE MAIN KILLING MACHINE.

    • @emmanuelgoldspleen2905
      @emmanuelgoldspleen2905 Před 2 lety +3

      @JayLeeBeanz It’s okay, I was challenging the original comment. I agree with you - humans, the naked apes, aren’t cute at all.

  • @patback2322
    @patback2322 Před 2 lety +16331

    "The polar bear is one of the most dangerous predators"
    Russians: "fluffy boi needs to be fed"

    • @kevcarlisle1906
      @kevcarlisle1906 Před 2 lety +389

      “Fluffy teddy bears needs some snecks”

    • @justsomeonenamedsomeone6806
      @justsomeonenamedsomeone6806 Před 2 lety +179

      "fluffy dog needs food"

    • @finger5748
      @finger5748 Před 2 lety +30

      @@ploxoiconal wtf did i just read ?

    • @BlueLightGang
      @BlueLightGang Před 2 lety +22

      @@finger5748 click translate to English.

    • @BlueLightGang
      @BlueLightGang Před 2 lety +46

      @@finger5748 "If you do not make sudden movements, they are very cool yesterday Oleg saw Oleg cool as a dog loves bread"

  • @MystLgnd
    @MystLgnd Před 3 měsíci +3

    Awwwwww lucky ! A cute visitor 🥰❤️❤️❤️

  • @frodobaggins7908
    @frodobaggins7908 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The way it's eyes are looking around!! What a beautiful beast! 😍 On the other hand I once read a book on bears while working in Resolute bay Canada and for polar bears they casually suggested that you don't approach one unless you're in a helicopter 😂 that window they're feeding it from is at least 3 meters high for the bear to only be able to poke its head!

  • @kingcobra_clips
    @kingcobra_clips Před 2 lety +9380

    this is an extremely dangerous and territorial animal here. The bear is lucky to have gotten out alive.

  • @CrowSongProductions
    @CrowSongProductions Před 2 lety +4347

    The guy just straight-up telling the bear "that's all, good bye" is one of the most Russian things I've seen all morning. Lord only knows what the day will bring AFTER I've had my coffee!

  • @user-ux8wf2cy5n
    @user-ux8wf2cy5n Před měsícem +3

    Какой умный медведь)) все давай досвидания) и он просто ушел😹🤌🏽

  • @carolselfridge5925
    @carolselfridge5925 Před měsícem +20

    So many of Our Polar Bears are starving around the world. Thank You to these Men and God Bless Them for saving an Earthlings Life.