5:44 Kung Lao: AGH, MY NECK!!!!! *wake up* AGH FUCK! oh thank the elder gods, it's just a nightmare. Geras: Nah, I just ressurected you. Kung Lao: well shit.
Omni-Man: Remember kids, plot armor saves lives. Smoke: What does that mean? *clash* Shujinko: What is plot armor? Smoke: if i knew i wouldn't tell you. Jax: You gonna tell em what that is? Omni-man: I'll explain later.
[1st intro] Shang Tsung: Bi-Han, you could use an AV cable whit an AV to hdmi adapter to play whit your xbox. Bi-Han: Mmmh, tell me more. *clash* Sareena: What where you sayung back there whit shang tsung honey? Bi-Han: Nothing, love. 她不知道，请说出价格 (she doesn't know, name the price) Shang Tsung: 2 个 AV 转 HDMI 适配器和一条 1.5 米的 AV 线售价 2,500 枚硬币。(2 AV to hdmi adapters and a 1.5 meters AV cord will go for 2.500 koins). Kuai Liang: 嘿，我能理解你！(Hey, I can understand you) Bi-Han: Deal. [2nd intro] Meleena: Dear, what do you mean you didn't like the concert? Tanya: It's just that, I didn't undersrand a word in their accemts. I did get to listen to some rock music like the italian rockband "mainsky". *clash* Kuai Liang: DO NOT say those wrongfuly pronounced names of musicist in front of jhonny. Tanya: You mean...Mmmmmhhh... Goro: What's mainsky? And What's a rockband? Meleena: Bitch, why you are asking me? I do not know! Tanya: Ok, how about I'll make you listen some?
Tanya: What ever you have, Shao, it won’t work. General Shao (Good): Penny for your thoughts: Vote for President Jax. CLASH! Jax: Whats this? The good guy version of Shao Kahn? General Shao (Good): He will save us all! Darrius: He’s not on something illegal, is he? Tanya: I hope not.
Bobby: "hey what happened here, I just saw heads rolling around" Liu Kang: "it's better if you did not know" Jax: Johnny might've went crazy in rage over a few Jokes Liu Kang: "exactly what I didn't want to tell Bobby" Bobby: "sheesh, Johnny must be as bad a Vendum if he didn't want to take a joke" Shujinko: who is Vendum? Bobby: "I'd rather not speak of him"
Wait, so fourth wall breaks don't damage the barriers in this timeline? Oh fuck yeah, Deadpool, get over here! Deadpool: For fucks sake, what do you want now? Me: This MK1 timeline's Hourglass isn't harmed by fourth wall breaks! You know what that means, right? Deadpool: Ohhhhhhh! Thanks for telling I'll get right to it! Geras: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO!
Request General Shao: "Come at me, bro!". Tanya: "What the hell did you just call me, general?". (CLASH). Shujinko, Cyrax, or Sektor: "Bro is a nickname for a random man.". Tanya: "But I am a female and a warrior, you imbecile!". Shujinko, Cyrax, or Sektor: "I am not.". Tanya: "No! Not you!". Motaro: "Not all nicknames are always nice!". General Shao: "Dude, I had already gone through therapies to get over my racism.". Motaro: "Maybe all of those therapies were not really enough to fix any, a few, some, and/or all of your hostile and/or awkward tendencies.". Tanya and Shujinko or Cyrax or Sektor: "Oh, right! We understand!". Motaro: "And calling Tanya bro is almost like being sexist.". General Shao: "I am not that sexy.". Motaro: "No! Not that kind of sexism!". General Shao: "Let's dance, baby!". Tanya: "I am not a baby, and I don't really want to dance with you right now!". (CLASH). Goro: "She's right. Shame on you.". Tanya: "Are you actually still not cured of your racism, general?!". General Shao: "That wasn't racism! That was just a good way to challenge!". Motaro: "You always said that to every random dark-skinned person whom you met.". General Shao: "What the hell, Motaro?!". Tanya: "I knew it.". Goro: "Ah Ha Ha Ha!". Kitana: "I can't believe that Korea has so many good songs, bands, and singers.". Mileena: "America, Indonesia, and Japan have their own as well.". (CLASH). Trevor: "They rock our world so hard!". Mileena: "And their musical videos almost made my eyes pop out.". Chameleon: "I love Michael Jackson, Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Black Pink, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Agnez Mo...". Kitana: "Yes, I get it. They are all nice ones too.". Sindel: "What are you doing with that box and your ears like that, Mileena?". Mileena: "Mother, you should try to hear it. This song is so awesome!". (CLASH). Khameleon: "Mileena, why did you...?". Mileena: "Hush! My mother is going to love it.". Sindel: "OH, MY POOR HEART AND EARS CAN'T STAND IT!". Mileena: "Mother! Mother, what's wrong?!". Trevor: "Is her world rocked hard yet?!".
@@awesomecageproductions2768 That's okay, but what about dialogues about General Shao using nicknames and getting through therapies to cure racism like i requested to you?
@@glennjosechristman4612 I will definitely look into those. I already have some stuff planned/written for Shao, so I think that story might come further down the line. Sound good?
Hehehehe Holy Fluff this one was super funnier then the last one keep up the amazing work like always Awesome Cage Universe here's my Spiecal Love and Happiness Hearts you deserve them that's for sure~ 🤍>w
5:44 Kung Lao: AGH, MY NECK!!!!!
*wake up*
AGH FUCK! oh thank the elder gods, it's just a nightmare.
Geras: Nah, I just ressurected you.
Kung Lao: well shit.
PLOT TWIST: He knew what would happen. He only did it so he doesn't have to listen to other people's neck jokes.
These are getting better and better! I look forward to seeing your channel grow! 😂
I love Shao asking Reiko where his stuff is like he's Dora the Explorer
wait until they show him the apple airtag
DON’T YOU DARE MENTION THAC AWFUL CARTOON, I HATE IT!
Johnny was pissed
Yeah he just killed Shang Tsung and Kung Lao and Raiden
In his defense, he was right to do it. What if you said a neck joke to Lao Lao? Same reactions...
@@UltimateXenoZand he then got executed by Liu Kang, which of course Geras is going to reset the timeline
İ find Liu Kang's actions justified just because he's a god
He also killed general shao@@UltimateXenoZ
6:43 Liu Kang: Enough of your madness! If you must die, so be it!
2:52 You need Jesus, Shao.
General Shao/Khan: Who TF is Jesus?!
5:43
I love how Johnny says "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
6:40 The scream was so perfect.
Omni-Man: Remember kids, plot armor saves lives.
Smoke: What does that mean?
*clash*
Shujinko: What is plot armor?
Smoke: if i knew i wouldn't tell you.
Jax: You gonna tell em what that is?
Omni-man: I'll explain later.
I like how he censored havik organs but not nitsra
I like this! Nice work 😁👍
A new Timeline is born
[1st intro]
Shang Tsung: Bi-Han, you could use an AV cable whit an AV to hdmi adapter to play whit your xbox.
Bi-Han: Mmmh, tell me more.
*clash*
Sareena: What where you sayung back there whit shang tsung honey?
Bi-Han: Nothing, love. 她不知道，请说出价格 (she doesn't know, name the price)
Shang Tsung: 2 个 AV 转 HDMI 适配器和一条 1.5 米的 AV 线售价 2,500 枚硬币。(2 AV to hdmi adapters and a 1.5 meters AV cord will go for 2.500 koins).
Kuai Liang: 嘿，我能理解你！(Hey, I can understand you)
Bi-Han: Deal.
[2nd intro]
Meleena: Dear, what do you mean you didn't like the concert?
Tanya: It's just that, I didn't undersrand a word in their accemts. I did get to listen to some rock music like the italian rockband "mainsky".
*clash*
Kuai Liang: DO NOT say those wrongfuly pronounced names of musicist in front of jhonny.
Tanya: You mean...Mmmmmhhh...
Goro: What's mainsky? And What's a rockband?
Meleena: Bitch, why you are asking me? I do not know!
Tanya: Ok, how about I'll make you listen some?
Love the sub-zero v Shang Tsung dialogue. That’s gonna go in episode 4.
@@awesomecageproductions2768 niice
We should definitely see Jax becoming a laughing stock because Ermac ripped out his arms.
Basically, every Geras suffers the same pain of having to reset time 😅
Cool Video!
Tanya: What ever you have, Shao, it won’t work.
General Shao (Good): Penny for your thoughts: Vote for President Jax.
CLASH!
Jax: Whats this? The good guy version of Shao Kahn?
General Shao (Good): He will save us all!
Darrius: He’s not on something illegal, is he?
Tanya: I hope not.
Episode 3 has already been written, so I’ll put this one in episode 4.
Is shao from armageddon
Dammit Shao, if you haven't mocked Scorpion and he threatened you in the first place, none of that racist Shao stuff would've been born.
Episode 2 Johnny goes nuts on poop jokes
Damn Johnny
Bobby: "hey what happened here, I just saw heads rolling around"
Liu Kang: "it's better if you did not know"
Jax: Johnny might've went crazy in rage over a few Jokes
Liu Kang: "exactly what I didn't want to tell Bobby"
Bobby: "sheesh, Johnny must be as bad a Vendum if he didn't want to take a joke"
Shujinko: who is Vendum?
Bobby: "I'd rather not speak of him"
What do Awesome cage and Johnny cage have in common.
They both have a lotta good shit 😂
Kung lao's neck joke vs johnny cage's poop joke
Hooray! Liu Kang finally killed Johnny Cage ^^
Wait, so fourth wall breaks don't damage the barriers in this timeline? Oh fuck yeah, Deadpool, get over here!
Deadpool: For fucks sake, what do you want now?
Me: This MK1 timeline's Hourglass isn't harmed by fourth wall breaks! You know what that means, right?
Deadpool: Ohhhhhhh! Thanks for telling I'll get right to it!
Geras: WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO!
What were those voices for Shujinko and Havik?
Sonya should've said "you're the shit Johnny "
Then she would've had her head removed 😂
Request
General Shao: "Come at me, bro!". Tanya: "What the hell did you just call me, general?". (CLASH). Shujinko, Cyrax, or Sektor: "Bro is a nickname for a random man.". Tanya: "But I am a female and a warrior, you imbecile!". Shujinko, Cyrax, or Sektor: "I am not.". Tanya: "No! Not you!". Motaro: "Not all nicknames are always nice!". General Shao: "Dude, I had already gone through therapies to get over my racism.". Motaro: "Maybe all of those therapies were not really enough to fix any, a few, some, and/or all of your hostile and/or awkward tendencies.". Tanya and Shujinko or Cyrax or Sektor: "Oh, right! We understand!". Motaro: "And calling Tanya bro is almost like being sexist.". General Shao: "I am not that sexy.". Motaro: "No! Not that kind of sexism!".
General Shao: "Let's dance, baby!". Tanya: "I am not a baby, and I don't really want to dance with you right now!". (CLASH). Goro: "She's right. Shame on you.". Tanya: "Are you actually still not cured of your racism, general?!". General Shao: "That wasn't racism! That was just a good way to challenge!". Motaro: "You always said that to every random dark-skinned person whom you met.". General Shao: "What the hell, Motaro?!". Tanya: "I knew it.". Goro: "Ah Ha Ha Ha!".
Kitana: "I can't believe that Korea has so many good songs, bands, and singers.". Mileena: "America, Indonesia, and Japan have their own as well.". (CLASH). Trevor: "They rock our world so hard!". Mileena: "And their musical videos almost made my eyes pop out.". Chameleon: "I love Michael Jackson, Ed Sheeran, Bruno Mars, Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Katie Perry, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, Black Pink, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Agnez Mo...". Kitana: "Yes, I get it. They are all nice ones too.".
Sindel: "What are you doing with that box and your ears like that, Mileena?". Mileena: "Mother, you should try to hear it. This song is so awesome!". (CLASH). Khameleon: "Mileena, why did you...?". Mileena: "Hush! My mother is going to love it.". Sindel: "OH, MY POOR HEART AND EARS CAN'T STAND IT!". Mileena: "Mother! Mother, what's wrong?!". Trevor: "Is her world rocked hard yet?!".
I play on console so I can’t get Trevor or any other mods. Sorry about that!
@@awesomecageproductions2768 That's okay, but what about dialogues about General Shao using nicknames and getting through therapies to cure racism like i requested to you?
@@glennjosechristman4612 I will definitely look into those. I already have some stuff planned/written for Shao, so I think that story might come further down the line. Sound good?
@@awesomecageproductions2768 Okay. Thanks a lot.
0:45 Rain, what the fu--
Can Bi-Han and Sareena adopt Frost?
Hehehehe Holy Fluff this one was super funnier then the last one keep up the amazing work like always Awesome Cage Universe here's my Spiecal Love and Happiness Hearts you deserve them that's for sure~
🤍>w