Pixel Cops (ft. Markiplier & CaptainSparklez)
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- čas přidán 22. 07. 2015
- In a world where pixels live among us, a hardboiled cop with a troubled past and his plucky fresh-out-of-the-academy partner team up to solve a murder on the mean streets of Los Angeles...
Thanks to Sony Pictures and #PixelsMovie (in theaters July 24th) for sponsoring this video and making all our blocky dreams come true! Get tickets here! sonypictur.es/PixelsTix
Starring:
Chase Williamson as Det. McElroy
Tamara Bruketta as Det. Watson
Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach as Frank
Jordan "CaptainSparklez" Maron as the voice of The Commissioner
Written by Anthony Burch
Cinematography by Lauren Haroutunian
Sound by Kevin Senzaki
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When jumping in front of a bullet, always push the person out of the way. Never just jump in front of them. The chances of actually blocking it in a dive like that is slim to none and besides, the bullet will likely just go through you and hit the person you are trying to protect.
Ryder Draconis This is fantastic advice, everyone.
RocketJump Just sparta kick them instead, and you could both avoid the bullet.
Hahahah xD
+rocketjump brent wattson's advice is much better imo
When the time comes as I lay dying after pushing the love of my life out of the way of a speeding bullet, the last words I say to her will be Ryder Draconis
Ryder Draconis Got it when the slow moving projectile is coming towards me ill push my friend into the spikes
The perfect crime
You just...killed Mark...INSTANTLY
Great video tho XD
shakira bacchus Sums-up every horror game Mark has ever played: dies instantly.
Lol
shakira bacchus It should have been Pewds....IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN PEWDS!!
shakira bacchus Mark Showed Up to film and realized he only needed to film 10 seconds....
Ft. Markiplier and CaptainSparklez
One dies in 17 seconds and the other is a damn Tetris Block, who also dies
I was just about to say...
I was just about to say that Mark dies and Jordan is a block. :P
Super Dog Gaming ]
Luuzina :D which one is mark
Nurain Nabilah Nazri nvm seen
"MARKIPLIER YES!!!"
*dies*
"MARKIPLIER NO!!!"
actually I think the Darth Vader no would suit better
gets revived
"MARKIPLIER YES!!!!"
shoots you
"MMM WHATCHA SAAAAAAAY"
MMMM WATCHA SAAAAAAAY
I know right?!
Lacelyn yup
* gets excited about Markiplier *
* watches Mark die 6 seconds in *
Whyyyyyyy??????????
Same here :(
This comment made me laugh so hard XD
Nicholas Luneke not even if you don't count the opening logo...
Nicholas Luneke Ugh, spoilers!
Came for Mark.
Stayed for the self-aware police clichés.
Donovoculus yep, totally is what I did too
Same
Samuel Donovan same
I'm so predictable
Literally what happened to me.
"Don't let my death turn you into a grizzle loner."
"But then I DID."
"Do I still look like a bum"
"Do I still look like a woman"
"Man I love this markiplier is in this lets watch"
*clicks on video and 6 secs later*
"welp marks dead"
6 seconds
sounds about right
*sees video title*
Yay Markiplier is in it!
*Mark dies in first 10 seconds*
;-;
+Jerry Scander xDDDDD ikr
+Jerry Scander The best part was him dying right away.
+Jerry Scander But What if Markiplier was not kill?
+Momo Arigato illuminati confirmed
Our character arcs are complete!
Zachary Hawley aren't complete
dog74586 *are
Sounds like The Team Rocket from Pokemon anime
Hemang Chauhan Why is the "The" in "The Team Rocket" capitalized? They're just Team Rocket.
MegaDrainProductions Well, they are pretty famous :D
Our character arcs are compleeeeeeete!
+Nurain Nabilah Nazri what?...
*aren't
Because its fun to die or be the bad guy when acting
Being the hero gets boring fast
It's never complete
Everyone is talking about mark, and apparently no one cares that the Tetris L boss was voiced by CaptainSparklez.
Poor Jardon
Nurain Nabilah Nazri but fans refer to him as 'jardon' especially if he messes up
Nurain Nabilah Nazri yep we usually say jardon you fool or #jordandidit
I was so confused where Jardon was...
Then I heard the Tetris block again...
Lol...
nightdoom i do
wait.....it was?!?
The sad thing is is that this is probably gonna be a lot better than pixels
This looks like a best picture winner compared to pixels.
That Guy on the Left it was
So sad they were sponsored by a shitty movie.
Pixels wasn't based on that video, it was based on a short film also called 'Pixels'.
It was sponsored. Read the description...
ITS SHANE PIZZA! You can't trust Shane Pizza...
Shane barnstormer
***** Where'd you get the idea of him being a muslim from.
***** Thats a dick move
modernwarfare3rulz yeah we do! *over internet high-five*
Now it's not
"Do I still look like a woman?"
"No"
Hahahahahhhhh
Me: Huh, I wonder what wacky video this'll be with Mark...
*Mark dies in the first 20 seconds*
Me: Well, that's disappointing, maybe his death was faked and we'll see him near the end.
*The detectives track down the real killer*
Me: Guess Mark won't be making a reappearance, what with the pacing of the video. So when are they going to show Freddie?
*Freddie appears before getting hit and turns into a pile of pixels*
Me: Seriously?
We are not giving anything away. Lame spamming scammers are impersonating us. Don't believe their bald faced lies!!
Must... Resist.... Urge.... To...fanboy...out....
First reply
RocketJump Finally, some CZcamsrs actually react to this. These impersonators are on almost every video!
RocketJump You really need to team-up with the Kung Fury posse :D
RocketJump RocketJump lives!
ooohhh.
marks in it! YAY!
first 10 seconds.
WHAT...JUST...HAPPENED? (Kneels down, balls up fists and shouts to his ceiling) NOOOOOOOOO!
R.I.P Markimoo
NUUUU MARK Y
All hail Lord markimoo
+The Destroyer (Games for ever) ALL HAIL THE MARKIMOO!!!
I KNOW RIGHT!
SAAAAAAAMMMME!!!! DDDDDDDX
“You look like a bum.”
“You look like a woman.”
Best comeback ever
She looks nothing like CaptainSparklez
He was doing the voice of the pixel comm
That's Markiplier dumbass... SMH
Markiplier died the first 10 seconds READ THE FUCKING END CREDITS DUMB PEICE OF SHIT
Christopher Gutierrez look at the profile pic of the person you replied to.
Christopher Gutierrez ..no shit
This is probably gonna be way better then the movie Pixels...
Nison545 Any episode of 12 oz Mouse is better than Pixels.
Nison545 Unless you're talking about the original "Pixels".
Nison545 Sadly my friends are going to see it and dont realize how shit it will be. But they play Smite so I guess I should of seen it coming.
***** You can't know unless you've seen it.
ThePyroburner Judging by the 17% at Rotten Tomatoes, I think it's safe to say I can make an educated guess.
ADAM SANDLER! SEE THIS? THIS IS HOW YOU DO A MOVIE ABOUT PIXELS!
Lol
I only watched this because mark was in it and he died in literally 2 seconds
Ikr
Well 20 seconds
+K06 actually after about 3 or 4 seconds
+Nurain Nabilah Nazri well he got shot at 6 seconds and actually dies at 18
same
0:06 mmm whatcha say
Mmmm didn't want it that way
Mmmm, that it's all for the best?
Oh course it is mmmmmm what you saaaaaayyyay
+Rocket Dragon55 lol
Mmmm that you don't even wellllll then of course you did (it or n't??? :S IDK I haven''t heard this song in years I... ah.... -had to look it up (._.)-)
they immediately killed Markiplier!
Jack Ball I thought he was going to be a main character and have a longer character arc.
Jack Ball I think it would have been better the other way around. Mark's voice would totally fit as a piece like the commissioner.
Jack Ball that's because mark only plays video games. They don't help when it comes to shooting a gun XD.
Jack Ball good
Jack Ball Thats the Game of Thrones twist! So Neo Con
Yeah yeah. We *KNOW* you came for markiplier and he died in the first 18 seconds..
EVERYBODY IS SAYING THE SAME THING!
I found the video hilarious 😂
I feel bad for the 2k ppl who disliked the vid cause markiplier dies
These aren't pixels. Those are voxels.
lforlight
Finally someone else has noticed that. High five, brah!
lforlight Searched the comments for this one.
8Sigurd *High fives*
lforlight Voxel Cops sounds cooler too
lforlight nah, pixels still.
"You look like a woman" has to be one of the best comebacks ever.
"Don't let my death turns you into a grizzled loner"
"I WONT!"
5 seconds later
"But then i did......."
*sees title* OOOOOOHHHHH MARKIMOO AND SPARKLYPANTS IN ONE VIDEO?!
Markimoo dies after 17 seconds
Sparklypants is a f🍓cking tetris block
all around me are familiar facesssss
Nurain Nabilah Nazri Omg 😂
Nurain Nabilah Nazri You are everywhere I swear 😂
Also, Brandon is killed. He didn't even play an important part lol
Dalton Koller
To be fair, were there really any important parts? It was just a funny little video with some great editing, writing and over-the-top acting.
I smell an Emmy or two.
Yeah, Anthony Burch outdid himself with this one
hagamablabla The Emmy sisters shouldn't have eaten that chilli burrito last night...
hagamablabla I smell an *GREAT* Hentai *MOVIE*!
+hagamablabla I smell Komejis
When you accidentally read off the whole script instead of the dialogue...
+Kairui Huang Wat
"Epiphany"
"Shared Epiphany"
Disappointed!!!!
+Kairui Huang I'm sure that was intended.
TheSuperCanuck Exactly...
Okay so I say the picture of Mark in the cop outfit, super fangirled, found the video, watched it, Mark dies in 2 seconds ;-;
Same ;-;
I'm literally only here for the 17 seconds that Mark was in this skit.
Scooty McSkittles zzzzzzz
Every cop movie in 3 minutes. And where the fuck was CaptainSparklez?
He voiced the commissioner (the red block)
***** ...
+Oscar Thickpenny How could you not tell?
True.
+Chronical V it's been a long time since I watched some of his vids, so I was wondering the same thing
Dave this is why you need to lay of the soy sauce. Go find john you're hallucinating .
omfg ive seen the movie and vghs and didnt even realise wtf
Ayyy lmao
yesss, dude I love him. he's slowly becoming my favorite actor. also after reading the book he fit the role as David perfectly
What I find funny is that this simultaneously made fun of every cop show by pointing out generic plot points and story structure that is in each one, but also implemented video games into it as well; that's, like, a double parody.
"I noticed something!"
"Just like my ex-wife"
Lmao
It's the actor from "John Dies at the End"! Yay!
Xolette Holy shit, didn't think anyone else would catch that. :D
Xolette Freaking KNEW IT! Glad to see He didn`t dissapear completely after that movie (I rather liked it).
Xolette He also plays Shane Pizza in VGHS - and I made sure those director boys auditioned him after I was also in John Dies at the End with him ;)
Jimmy Wong Wait, YOU were the guy that got His head shotgunned off at the end weren`t You?!
Xolette Hows the knife throwing going?
Do I still look like a woman? - No! that one really got me :D
“Don’t let my death turn you into a grizzled loner” BUT THEN I DIIIIDDD
Also Jordan playing an evil Tetris L-block is the best thing I have ever seen in my life
I find it hilarious that Captainsparklez was a bunch of blocks lol
some cameo from markiplier that a whole 10 seconds
JDiMaria7HD I mean, the video was only 3 minutes long, meaning that a whole 5.6% of the video was dedicated to Markiplier. :3
well if you look it that way this whole video is one of the main villians from VGHS
JDiMaria7HD Still more screen time than FreddieW.
JDiMaria7HD 18 secounds
Freddie and jimmy where my favourite characters and they didn't get all the screen time
*Video starts*
- Markimoo the policeman. yay!
*dead*
*Darth Vader's Noooooooo here*
markimoo?
MultiSpoilers That's nickname people made for Markiplier. I don't know who made it, but it's pretty funny, so I use it sometimes XD
Ace The Adventurous Pikachu Maybe. Dunno.
R.I.P
Mark "King of Squirrels" Iplier
0:03 - 0:18
Oh hi Mark- oh bye Mark
mark why the fk do u have to be so good locking
Gary1q2 Aaaand Gary is here again.
What makes you say that?
"You look like a bum"
"You look like a woman"
...What a Savage.
I always come back to this video for the "But then I DIIIIIIIIID" part, never gets old xD
MARKIEMOOOOOOO!!!
00:29 sppils coffe on the table , 00:33 table is clean.
seriously , what happened to the continuity guy?
LOL
N3MBOT Yeah and then the office was empty as soon as they walked out.
***** they are working hard at some other well paid projects and this channel has turned into a ghost of itself , the quality of the videos is way below the first ones at this point,
N3MBOT I didn't notice the coffee error, which others did notice, but it seems (as far as I know) that nobody saw the L-shaped hole on the wall at 1:17 still looks L-shaped from the inside at 1:18, when it should look kind of mirrored.
N3MBOT Title says Pixel Cops
When the partners entered the house, the women said Pixel Police!
Of course Jardon had to be the bad guy.
_"OUR CHARACTER ARCS ARE COMPLEEEEEEETE!"_
Probably the best anguished cry I've ever heard.
99% Of Comments: Markiplier dies in the first 10 seconds!!!!
1% Of Comments: Of course Jordan is the bad guy
0:18 "But then i diiiiiiiiid"
I just lost it after that. XD
Perfect delivery of the line.
isnt this shane "pizza" barnstormer from vghs?
Yes😂😂
+Swagnology yup
yup
After the fall of Napalm, lol.
Wait wut? i come here to watch mark acts! he's barely in the video
Featuring Markiplier!
Expectation: Mark is the hero of our story.
Reality: Mark is onscreen for literally 14 total seconds, and 10 of those seconds are his death.
Logic
Adam Sandler should take notes...
Ahhhh, Remember when Freddiew uploaded once a week?
So long ago...
wtf happened? I don't even get updates anymore to what they are doing and was automatically unsubscribed from freddiew, which apparently was for good reason.
That's because he doesn't have Brandon, Niko, Sam, or anyone he used to work with helping him, if you want to see more of them, subscribe to Node.
CripTik Storm I don't want to see more of them, in particular. I just want that old style of video that used to get uploaded to this channel to come back.
He still does now
+xSparkShark Agreed, the new videos kind of suck to me. I'll be honest, I did laugh at this one, but a few of the other recent ones haven't been so great. :/
If Detective shows met videogames...
I would start watching them...
First Pixel, now Pixel cops. This just keeps getting better and better. Especially since markiplier joined.
Not going to unsub, but still holding onto something to come of RocketJump since they made the switch from FreddieW. BrandonJLA hasn't done anything, but node either. VGHS effects and 3D work was sub-par at best that last season and this video is another bit of recycled material. I've only watched this once and this is what I've seen:
-90% of RocketJump's effects stem from Videocopilot (the muzzle flashes, smoke particals, bullet hits, even the energy impact is from them)
-Using Tetris like objects as people is new and new is welcomed
-Corny acting like from VGHS has to go. It's getting old. The only thing I smiled at in this video wasn't even a joke, it was the pong reference when she reflected the blast at the end.
-Continuity error with the coffee at 0:30 was extremely obvious
-Super obvious twist with who the murderer was
-Colour grade and pacing was fine, but I think too much film noise was used and it was distracting. Yes it helps blend the 3D, but if it's to the point that it's glaring in your face, then it's too much and takes away from the overall look.
-Pixel disintegration is just a re-vamp from VGHS deaths in the first person shooter game
-The spot where Freddie died is exactly where the anti-pixel weapon cabinet is and when she goes for the cabinet, Freddie's dead pixels (voxels technically) are no where to be found
All-in-all this channel has fallen quite a bit, quality has gone up in the cinematic aspect, but down in the 3D and effects elements (which let's get real, is what this channel thrives on). They are trying and I appreciate the efforts, but this channel hasn't put out anything special since Brandon parted ways, and before you point fingers and call me a Brandon fanboy; Brandon has done nothing since the split either. Like they said on their first Jimmy Kimmel interview: Freddie was the face and Brandon was the post-production work horse. Once they parted, they lost their spunk. Freddie does not do much in front of the camera and their post production has fallen since Brandon isn't there. Big names on CZcams and have unfortunately fallen. Shame.
Ruffneck101 bump
True words
Very well put!
Ruffneck101 I feel like it just isn't complete without Brandon.
Physika Agreed, though the few videos Brandon put out after the split far exceeded what he was doing with Freddie, he just stopped making content all together which is the unfortunate part.
"Why are Markiplier fans having a tantrum cuz' he was in a video for ten seconds? He has his own channel where you can see his face like 24/7."
“I always knew you were dead!”
I can’t stop giggling
Anybody else notice that Markieplier and FreddieW only lasted a short while?
Also, main protagonist cop (David Wong) jumped other dimensions to chase after more of Korock's men. They're corrupt pixels.
Also also, So Meta. Love it.
Freddy Wong is like the Stan Lee of Rocket Jump, he typically takes the role of a small line character used as comedic relief
While at the same time being the man responsible for most of its creations
Wow this video is so epic!!!! Why did Mark take the fall for Shane Pizza!!!! I didn't know shane was one of the good guys now!!
***** :)
I don't know why mark took fall either. I guess he was looking out for the safety of his team mate.
Shane pizza was really pissing me off on VGHS!
tom cast It was pissing me off as well.
Shane was the man in this!
i love how mark dies immediately
Wait this was uploaded last year? HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS
Avi Poz same. And I'm happy it was.
Cus the Pixels movie was terrible
i barely realized that captainsparklez was the comissioner
I knew that the Commissioner was an imposter all along, the long piece is blue standardised by the Tetris Company, it was only red in knock off Tetris games!
My favourite video on CZcams, absolutely love it. No matter how many times I watch it I laugh
2:00
Non-woman (Get that joke if you watch the whole video): I always knew you were crooked.
Crooked Commissioner Lumpy: I always knew you were *DEAD*
This is the best short you've done in a while!
OH YEAH, MARKIPLIER IN A FREDDIEW VIDEO- oh.
Still fricken' loved it.
*looks at video title*
YAY MARKIPLIER MI SENPAI UR IN THIS
*Markiplier dies in the first five seconds*
NUUUUUUUUUUUU MI SENPAI YOURE DEAAAAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I just love the *16* seconds markiplier is in this video
But I especially love the *1* second Freddie is in this video
From my knowledge I can't remember taking anything before watching this!
Let's all point out continuity errors we noticed!
0:29 There's a coffee spill on the table and in the next shot after, it's gone.
This is what happens when you read from the whole script, even the directions
The first 21 seconds are pure gold lol
Great, both mark and sparklez died.
NOW WHO'S GOING TO BE THE BEST GENTLEMEN!?
R.I.P Mark (0:04-0:18)
I always loved you guys but this was one of your best, great job
why am i JUST seeing this
Anybody else notice that when they exited the Commissioner's office, you could see through the window that he wasn't there???
I guess he escaped through the window or something in order to commit the second murder
0:03 nice , you hired markimoo for this son of a job ...
I just found this channel and I'm not sure how I've survived without it this long!
Dayum, they did in 3 minutes what takes buddy cops 1-2 hours to do for themselves, and they did it even more obvious than the buddy cop movies
Good work guys :) Also CZcams changed the video player again. Frig :/
I also love you
martin luther king cheers
Crimsun Barun Is that already out?
thenthapple Oh Jesus who to you also watch?
thenthapple yo man ;]
Markiplier died so fast....RIP
"I always knew you were dead" lol I came just for Jordan and Mark cause ya know Sparkiplier and all that
Markplier: “ahah I’m here to save the da-“ *dies* “his ghost: ah shoot”
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mark why so soon!!!
I like how most people missed that the sheriff is captainsparklez
"Ft. Markiplier"
"Ft. Captainsparklez"
Shows Markiplier for literally 15 Seconds, but Captain gets to be heard for half the entire video.
When you hear a song featuring Lil Wayne, he only shows up for a 17 seconds. He was featured. That is him being featured. Just because he died doesn’t mean he wasn’t featured.
the sound design in this is SToooOoooPid good, specially the silent close.
i hope this won some award
fucking amazing! i love how you poop on a shasnra and still do it justes (i don't know English XD)
+tomer yair Did you use Google Translate? You said poop...
.... I think they were trying to say "shit" and "justice".
Boglenight
Ah.
ehhhmmmm... use google translate... 😐