Dude's comedy is definitely way too wholesome and tame for my own personal tastes, but I have the utmost respect for his hustle and his undeniable charisma. Plus I'm sure being so clean has lead to a lot more money than my preferred dirty comics.
The first time when I got drunk on beer. I couldn’t watch a beer commercial on TV for years. If I saw a crumpled can in the curb, on the side of the road, I got sick all over again. This went on for years.
I never was the bragging type when I drank and tbh I'm glad I'm sober almost 9 years now as I had a serious problem and I'm an alcoholic. I've told a few stories but not to brag but to help motivate my son to not follow in my footsteps and make all the same terrible mistakes. I'm actually ashamed with how much I drank and spent on myself and others because that's the type of person I was at least in the beginning, couldn't drink alone as wasn't much fun. The loss of my oldest brother on his 42nd birthday from liver failure (heavy drinking and drugs after bad divorce) finally opened my eyes and other than when lost my father the following year I haven't touched a drink since and I'm okay with that. I just think it's really sad how as a country we still promote alcohol abuse, addiction like it's just normal and ok for everyone to drink even with all the known harm from it and all because of money.
I always say the only thing worse than a drunk is a drunk who knows how to make alcohol. Feel free to use this in any way you choose and I would be honored if you did. Always love your shows I even watch them over and over, you are hilarious and you always make my day.
you got the wine drinkers dead on man. I don't drink fermented grapes. they give me a bad headache real quick. I'll go for a good mixed drink...coconut flavored rum, Carmel flavored baileys and kahola over ice. ya!
I used to deliver wine to all types of establishments. The country club, restaurants, even skid row. The only difference in the customers was the price of a glass of wine. As much as $10 and as little as 50 cents. To this day I can't deal with either type.
Everyone talking 10-20 shots hahahaha Meanwhile people in NZ measuring in bottles: 1 bottle of jack I'm having fun 1.5 bottles of jack im loose as 2 bottles of jack and I'm in a nasty bush somewhere (double meaning on bush 🤣)
Jäger with red bull is so good that although I haven't had alcohol since 2006 I still think about it, and I am not an alcoholic. I just decided to not be a drinker to save on money and hangover Sundays.
I can’t drink any alcohol as it makes me sicker ‘n a dog. But I like the taste of (some) beers. Imo, O’Douls is the best NA beer on the market. Guinness NA is great as well, but for a special occasion, as it’s more intense. Never could stand the taste of wine, so I’m not even going to try NA wine.
I'm scotish American I drink 18 before being out cold lol I also was dumb and did it my 21st bday 🤣😂🤣🤣I drunk water in-between the use of the beverage I had a big black irish Drink bro I was so drunk I can't even remember the name of it rn 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂i think pushing my self to a limit at a young age was probably the dumbest thing I could of done by far
Actually, I am often the only wine drinker, but the others are usually drinking beer, not shots. I haven't done shots in.... a decade, I think. It's just not my thing anymore. However, I'll never ask who did the decor in a bar or restaurant I end up in. I'm not like that. I think I'm addicted to wine because my parents let me start consuming full glasses with them (only one at a time, of course) before I even became a teenager. First time I was drunk, I was 12 years old. I had my first glass of wine before I even had my first full cup of coffee!
A little wine it'll make u fine but 💯 proof moonshine will light u up and leave u with it feel the burn ghost peppers 🌶 look like a joke compared to white lightning power punch you all
Jager is just to dang sweet, that's why I prefer Wild Turkey 101 straight up. Been drinking that since I was 12 and now 65. So been doing that for years. You know what they say Tequila makes your clothes fall off! 😆
@@RobertJones-ux6nc Well it's not that it's the correct spelling. He just gave you the English was of spelling an A with an umlaut. That ae is a good substitute for ä. But yeah go ahead and try the Macallan
As a Brit I love how he does an English accent for the wine drinker! #WHISKEY🏴🏴😂
How he just casually said, "who cuts your grass?" is just so funny
“HEY GOOD FOR YOU BUDDY!” 👍
“6 minute abs” cats can relate so much to this when throwing up 😂😂😂
Dude's comedy is definitely way too wholesome and tame for my own personal tastes, but I have the utmost respect for his hustle and his undeniable charisma. Plus I'm sure being so clean has lead to a lot more money than my preferred dirty comics.
1:12 Made me laugh so hard. I understand how it feels too 💀
Yeah ikr lol☺
3:26 "i'll wake up in a alley"🤣🤣🤣
Gabe, you are the best comedian ever!
The first time when I got drunk on beer. I couldn’t watch a beer commercial on TV for years. If I saw a crumpled can in the curb, on the side of the road, I got sick all over again. This went on for years.
Hennessy player 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I laughed a bit harder as that’s my favorite alcohol of choice
Are into fitness?
No I’m a drunk😂😂😂
He is great!!!
I never was the bragging type when I drank and tbh I'm glad I'm sober almost 9 years now as I had a serious problem and I'm an alcoholic. I've told a few stories but not to brag but to help motivate my son to not follow in my footsteps and make all the same terrible mistakes. I'm actually ashamed with how much I drank and spent on myself and others because that's the type of person I was at least in the beginning, couldn't drink alone as wasn't much fun. The loss of my oldest brother on his 42nd birthday from liver failure (heavy drinking and drugs after bad divorce) finally opened my eyes and other than when lost my father the following year I haven't touched a drink since and I'm okay with that. I just think it's really sad how as a country we still promote alcohol abuse, addiction like it's just normal and ok for everyone to drink even with all the known harm from it and all because of money.
Congratulations on your sobriety, and my condolences on you our loss. Take care. 💖
🫂💯CONGRATULATIONS 💯🫂
Gabriel I do not drink but this one was funny as hell 5stars
I'm german and we use a bottle of Jäger only for warm up mixed with Red Bull. It's awesome.
I always say the only thing worse than a drunk is a drunk who knows how to make alcohol. Feel free to use this in any way you choose and I would be honored if you did. Always love your shows I even watch them over and over, you are hilarious and you always make my day.
Lol I love his different voices
“That’s how I met Tyrone” 🤣
you got the wine drinkers dead on man. I don't drink fermented grapes. they give me a bad headache real quick. I'll go for a good mixed drink...coconut flavored rum, Carmel flavored baileys and kahola over ice. ya!
Love your contents.
8👍's up fluffy thanks for sharing
Im filipino, and i can drink 16 shots of tequila before i go blank
Absolute trooper 👏
Now you are Mexican and your new name will be Diego Jose
As Fluffy would say... "DAMN 😳"
Filipina would be more interesting.
Rookie numbers
Sei un grande 🔝😂😂😂😂😂🔝⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Happy Sunday to you too sweetie 😘
Lets go, new vid 🎉😂😂
"who cuts your grass?" XD
The Irish love the drink 🍹
Pa la tos, pa la tos lmaooo 😂
"it's gotta be good"
The "Hennessey player" sounded like Drake to me
love wine 🍷
#IamIndian#Love you man for your gesture of jokes❤
funniest mane
Love it. I agree with the wine. I thought I was the only one.
jajaj Amazing
the Schaumburg comment was so real LMAO
Jose makes you say his name! Lol
FIREBALL!!!
You observe people so good broo 😂here in India its common
I used to deliver wine to all types of establishments. The country club, restaurants, even skid row. The only difference in the customers was the price of a glass of wine. As much as $10 and as little as 50 cents. To this day I can't deal with either type.
Everyone talking 10-20 shots hahahaha
Meanwhile people in NZ measuring in bottles:
1 bottle of jack I'm having fun
1.5 bottles of jack im loose as
2 bottles of jack and I'm in a nasty bush somewhere (double meaning on bush 🤣)
I hear Jaeger tastes like black licorice.
I buy my wine in cardboard boxes these days.
DAMN!
Try Yukon Jack 🤣🤣🤠🤠
Good Morning My Good Bro Gabriel Iglesias AKA Fluffy
Outside India: 1 Shot 2 Shot
India: 1 bottle 2 bottle
😂😂
When ever I'm home drinking sake, I usually scream, "SAKE!!!" But that's only cuz Tom Cruise did it in The Last Samurai. 😁
fluffy i love you fluffy
LMAO
It's Merlot, not mellow. Try chilean wine Fluffy, you'll like it 😸
I don't drink alcohol period
some french people should really introduce Fluffy to “La villageoise” (hobo wine in France :))
Jäger with red bull is so good that although I haven't had alcohol since 2006 I still think about it, and I am not an alcoholic. I just decided to not be a drinker to save on money and hangover Sundays.
2:47
We've been to that bar
I love wine. I drink it once in awhile. I never got drunk.
Real
love Fluffy but hey i like Jägermeister just dont drink a lot of it
4:46 😂😂😂😂
On my 21st I did 21 shots of Jager ended up in hospital haha never again 🤣
Amount of people who love fluffy and his comedy
👇🏼
Blue 🦈 😋
my grandpa was type 2 diabetic but he passed away due to agent orange he was a veteran he liked watching fluffy,COPS
Thesis: a statement or theory that is put forward as a premise to be maintained or proved.
Pro-tipp: Jägermeister goes insanely well in Cola. (1:5 is fine)
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I will pass on all
I've heard Mexicans yelling about tequila, Japanese yelling about sake, so no it's not just Jager
Yesterday I discovered that just one bottle of jargermeister its What makes me call my ex girl LOL so i’l never drink it anymore hahahahahah
filipinos probably say the beers name e.g emperador hahaha
Unless it's thunderbird or MD 2020 rot gut lol
Weird thing is I know little kids watching this only watch this because it's funny not because they know what it means.😂
Lol
Infinity, i can drink without end, i just dont have enough money to pay for that
I can’t drink any alcohol as it makes me sicker ‘n a dog. But I like the taste of (some) beers. Imo, O’Douls is the best NA beer on the market. Guinness NA is great as well, but for a special occasion, as it’s more intense. Never could stand the taste of wine, so I’m not even going to try NA wine.
@fluffy if you would have a chance, would you preform at Lithuania?
If you wanna know about liquor and that shit,this is your place
Can't you accurately measure wine in a red solo cup? The whole line system goes for certain drinks in the cup I heard
Hello fluffy
@Gabriel Iglesias where's Benji?
Who cuts your grass 😁
Eren Jaeger!!!!
0:47
I'm scotish American I drink 18 before being out cold lol I also was dumb and did it my 21st bday 🤣😂🤣🤣I drunk water in-between the use of the beverage I had a big black irish Drink bro I was so drunk I can't even remember the name of it rn 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂i think pushing my self to a limit at a young age was probably the dumbest thing I could of done by far
He He
I can do push ups with in 6 weeks I have muscle littlerly
I'm fully white/caucasian, and I can go thru 2 bottles of tequila and a bottle of vodka before I get moderately drunk
Dude,i would just quit drinking at that point lol.
Such a waste. Maybe be content with weed or something.
@@mk-ou5si dont even get me started on weed
14 is the limit for rn
Worst drunk I ever hHad was a Japanese wine called Acadama. Couldn’t drink wine for 5 years without reliving the after effects.
1:06 cant*
0 😅
I don't drink.
I never drink
Need new material 10 years old now
U can drink 0, because since I was 12, I decided to never do drugs or alcohol
JÄGER
People in the comments really do be bragging how many shots it takes to get alcohol poisoning huh
I'm Polish and I hate vodka
Actually, I am often the only wine drinker, but the others are usually drinking beer, not shots. I haven't done shots in.... a decade, I think. It's just not my thing anymore. However, I'll never ask who did the decor in a bar or restaurant I end up in. I'm not like that. I think I'm addicted to wine because my parents let me start consuming full glasses with them (only one at a time, of course) before I even became a teenager. First time I was drunk, I was 12 years old. I had my first glass of wine before I even had my first full cup of coffee!
A little wine it'll make u fine but 💯 proof moonshine will light u up and leave u with it feel the burn ghost peppers 🌶 look like a joke compared to white lightning power punch you all
Jager is just to dang sweet, that's why I prefer Wild Turkey 101 straight up. Been drinking that since I was 12 and now 65. So been doing that for years. You know what they say Tequila makes your clothes fall off! 😆
You ever try a Macallan single malt scotch?
@@punkinhoot Thank You for the correct spelling, and I did not know about the cough syrup angle.
@@Kage342 Nope I have not, but have tried 180 proof Everclear (White Lighting) before. My Granddad and Uncle brewed it.
@@RobertJones-ux6nc Well it's not that it's the correct spelling. He just gave you the English was of spelling an A with an umlaut. That ae is a good substitute for ä. But yeah go ahead and try the Macallan