How to Beat Skyrim with 0 Equip Load

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  • čas přidán 23. 07. 2024
  • A detailed guide on beating Skyrim while having 0 equip load throughout the game.
    Quest items in Skyrim have 0 weight until the quest is finished. By abusing this we can gain 1/2 handed weapons, bows, shields, armor, and more to use on our playthrough.
    Done on the most recent version of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special Edition.
    Discord : / discord
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  • @hanserfratz
    @hanserfratz Před 3 lety +3435

    "I'm only borrowing it" the build

  • @Nord_Kitten
    @Nord_Kitten Před 5 lety +10452

    you compacted a 100 episode lets play into a 38-minute guide on how to beat Skyrim as a meme

    • @youtubewanderer3347
      @youtubewanderer3347 Před 5 lety +831

      He does that on a regular basis

    • @o5-814
      @o5-814 Před 5 lety +450

      @@youtubewanderer3347 such is the power of a powerwolf god

    • @MoonGodRher
      @MoonGodRher Před 5 lety +172

      It's Thelegend27

    • @psyl590
      @psyl590 Před 5 lety +52

      Look at a french youtuber named " bob lennon " who've done like 450 episode xD

    • @casualsatanist5808
      @casualsatanist5808 Před 5 lety +9

      he does that alot...

  • @crypttea
    @crypttea Před 4 lety +6556

    imagine getting some soldier to carry the jagged crown of legend, and then he just disappears.
    After a few months he just shows up to a peace talk with the enemy, wearing said crown.

    • @benr773
      @benr773 Před 4 lety +504

      I don’t know why but your summary made me piss myself with laughter even though I had just watched it. You’re a wizard with words XD

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears Před 3 lety +227

      "The jagged crown becomes me."

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 Před 3 lety +146

      @@Manly-Tears "I am the jagged crown, personified and in flesh."

    • @jesterdewit478
      @jesterdewit478 Před 3 lety +47

      Picture that in my head and laugh so hard I died

    • @rage_2000
      @rage_2000 Před 3 lety +23

      “I’m the legend now”

  • @96keyblade
    @96keyblade Před 3 lety +2464

    "Why'd you join our ancient vampire clan?"
    "WELL this vampire hunter wanted me to carry a 2 pound dwarven gyro 20 yards to her"

  • @jukesdtj656
    @jukesdtj656 Před 4 lety +9162

    At first, I was confused why he didn't choose to be a Khajit to get that sweet Claws effect, but then I realized this is also the guy that played Skyrim only using a bow, with no arrows included, who beat the game at level 1 by fisting everyone, became the leader of a legendary group of assassins without ever killing someone, became the Archmage of Winterhold without knowing magic, and became the leader of a band of thieves without ever stealing. This is just to be expected.

    • @bruhmomentium9
      @bruhmomentium9 Před 4 lety +863

      this guy is the guy who didn't run upstairs after turning off the lights

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton Před 4 lety +531

      The one man who turns the lights off to take a shit at 1AM

    • @timetraveller4336
      @timetraveller4336 Před 4 lety +339

      This is the guy who shits in school toilets

    • @orangutantongs9310
      @orangutantongs9310 Před 4 lety +65

      Just another normal dragon born

    • @noodle1464
      @noodle1464 Před 4 lety +82

      Khajit is equipping hair

  • @south3774
    @south3774 Před 5 lety +4359

    Imagine being the most feared dragon in history only to end up being slayed by a naked man

    • @piki2pikachu
      @piki2pikachu Před 5 lety +278

      He's not naked!
      He's wearing gloves.

    • @anomalousfiend
      @anomalousfiend Před 5 lety +31

      must be embarrassing

    • @tylerthememelord2223
      @tylerthememelord2223 Před 5 lety +61

      slayed him with a jug of milk thanks magic/(Glitchs) all hail the power of the Milk Drinkers.

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka Před 5 lety +43

      Should have named him "Biggus Dickus"

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Sypaka
      Biggus Dickus
      Bwahahaha

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 Před 4 lety +7254

    My favorite part is the fact that you could have just worn the Party clothes because they had no carry weight, but decided to glitch into the embassy instead because you were so dedicated to the meme. Respect.

    • @bluesandshrew1
      @bluesandshrew1 Před 3 lety +96

      Boots have no weight but robes/clothes/apparel has 1

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +595

      @@bluesandshrew1 they’re a quest item so they don’t weigh anything when the quest is active

    • @bluesandshrew1
      @bluesandshrew1 Před 3 lety +37

      @@songbird6414 ur right thought I saw him drop it in the vid

    • @albedougnut
      @albedougnut Před 3 lety +257

      @@bluesandshrew1 He did, but it was only after the quest was complete, when they lost their status as quest items.

    • @heheheha1997
      @heheheha1997 Před 3 lety +34

      They stop being quest items after the quest

  • @JustDaZack
    @JustDaZack Před 3 lety +617

    After having watched so many video I know how to save Tamriel!
    All you need is:
    - A Bucket
    - Wooden Plates
    - Not attending your wedding

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen Před 5 lety +4902

    "Why did you become a vampire?"
    "Didn't want to pick up some gyros"

    • @apollomars1678
      @apollomars1678 Před 5 lety +175

      carry gyros to her, smack her face with it, still wont take it.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 Před 5 lety +11

      couldnt a follower do it for him?

    • @Mistarpotato
      @Mistarpotato Před 5 lety +82

      @@mareksicinski3726 No because they have to be in your inventory for the game to register that YOU have them. Just the way the game is coded at the core

    • @miletilblight2181
      @miletilblight2181 Před 5 lety

      @@Mistarpotato woosh

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před 5 lety +132

      @@miletilblight2181 I don't think the thing they responded to was a joke.

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz Před 4 lety +4301

    The epic tale of the naked man that keeps all the stuff you asked to deliver.

    • @alainbcdefghijk
      @alainbcdefghijk Před 4 lety +177

      Well this man ain't no courier 6 that's for sure...

    • @JosephMadder
      @JosephMadder Před 4 lety +134

      It the opposite of Death Stranding. Naked, takes all your stuff, bodies don't explode

    • @beakiesan6918
      @beakiesan6918 Před 4 lety +4

      @@JosephMadder Was just gonna say this.

    • @blosiblewolf1273
      @blosiblewolf1273 Před 3 lety +33

      Isn’t that just Florida man?

    • @destubae3271
      @destubae3271 Před 3 lety +33

      Got something I'm supposed to deliver-- my hands only.

  • @xiaociao9908
    @xiaociao9908 Před 4 lety +1646

    "You are nothing but a dog and I am your awwww"
    -Thalmor soldier 2019

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 4 lety +14

      Wait isn’t 2019 like 2E 19. If it’s in Elder Scrolls calendar.

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 Před 3 lety +47

      @@surrk1057 No. They’re just era‘s. Like we have BCE/BC and CE/AD.
      -The Dawn Era was the dawn of creation, with effectively no linear time.
      -The Merethic Era is what our BCE/BC is. It’s recorded in the same way, counting down from ME 2500, to Year Zero.
      -The First Era lasted 2920 years.
      -The Second Era lasted 896 years.
      -The Third Era lasted 433 years.
      -The Fourth Era has so far lasted 201 years.
      You’ll always see things dated 1E 242, 2E 582, 3E 407, 4E 171, for example. It’s just to distinguish the era‘s and years from one another, seeing as you’ll always have 201 years in every era so far, 433 in all but the fourth, and so on and so on.

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 3 lety +1

      @@metalswifty23
      Oh silly me, Yep, I scrambled some words then.

    • @user-et8vm9cc3t
      @user-et8vm9cc3t Před 3 lety +9

      @@metalswifty23 The Second Era had an end? I thought it would last as long as ESO's existence would permit it!

    • @metalswifty23
      @metalswifty23 Před 3 lety +7

      @@user-et8vm9cc3t Of course it does. The entire main TES series is set in the 3rd and 4th era‘s.

  • @lauridskruse4375
    @lauridskruse4375 Před 4 lety +834

    Legends say Vilkas is still waiting for his sword.

    • @dyppityjoop5912
      @dyppityjoop5912 Před 3 lety +79

      *returns the sword with the tip broken off, covered in dents, chips, blood and unknown substances* here

    • @Paradox_Edge
      @Paradox_Edge Před 3 lety +16

      @@dyppityjoop5912 Bro I think he'd be impressed instead of angry if the sword was returned in that state. Because its just proof that he has used it to slay MANY enemies. The sword has lived a good life.

    • @fern7550
      @fern7550 Před 3 lety +34

      @@dyppityjoop5912 *deep Nord voice* "I coomed on thy blade"

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii Před 2 lety +6

      Clavicus Vile is still waiting for his axe and (maybe) dog
      Balgruuf is waiting for his sword
      Ulfric is waiting for his Jagged Crown
      Mjoll is waiting for her sword

  • @DLT36
    @DLT36 Před 5 lety +8392

    next how to beat skyrim without skyrim

    • @xenon7232
      @xenon7232 Před 5 lety +255

      We beat Todd's game, it was just to *not* play it...

    • @zenorockbell3023
      @zenorockbell3023 Před 5 lety +575

      step 1: start up oblivion
      step 2: noclip into skyrim
      step 3: profit

    • @praisemidir
      @praisemidir Před 5 lety +61

      The skyrim very spacail edition

    • @csquared4538
      @csquared4538 Před 5 lety +32

      The only winning move.. Is not to play

    • @k4nd17r33
      @k4nd17r33 Před 5 lety +6

      aka enderal

  • @Nightwalk444
    @Nightwalk444 Před 5 lety +3090

    We didn't hear Powerwolf. Cough thrice in the next video if you're being held captive.

    • @EricVsGamingChannel
      @EricVsGamingChannel Před 5 lety +62

      We must rescue him, brother!

    • @justinwhite4995
      @justinwhite4995 Před 5 lety +115

      @@EricVsGamingChannel TO ARMS! GRAB YOUR QUEST ITEMS!

    • @eazyv2069
      @eazyv2069 Před 5 lety +7

      With a name like WASP you should be happy about that.

    • @PorkpieJohnny
      @PorkpieJohnny Před 5 lety +39

      He's being held captive by CZcams content id

    • @justinwhite4995
      @justinwhite4995 Před 5 lety +24

      Also he recently gotten a partnership with Two Steps From Hell. Started on his last video

  • @P.Whitestrake
    @P.Whitestrake Před 4 lety +3421

    Adrianne: "Father, how's the sword?"
    Poventus: "What sword?"
    Adrianne: "The sword for Jarl Balgruff. That naked man didn't deliver it to you?"
    Poventus : "What naked man? You gave THE JARL'S SWORD to a naked man!? Dammit, Adrianne!"
    Meanwhile in Riften....
    Mjoll: "Where the hell is that naked man? I want my Grimsever back!"

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension Před 4 lety +411

      Meanwhile in Oblivion...
      Clavicus: "That naked little shit ran off with my axe... he can keep Barbas"

    • @Ruffy009
      @Ruffy009 Před 4 lety +111

      Mjoll will think you died there

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl Před 4 lety +364

      All the way back in Whiterun:
      Vilkas: "I sent my sword to be repaired days ago where is it?!"
      Eorlund: "I have no idea what you're talking about!"
      Vilkas: "I told the new recruit to give it to you!"
      Eorlund: "You gave your sword to a random guy you met THAT DAY and told him it was extremely valuable?!"
      Vilkas: "...yes"

    • @insylem
      @insylem Před 3 lety +105

      Now we know why the witches cursed all those naked nords in Morrowind

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake Před 3 lety +42

      @@EarlyOwOwl LMAO Vilkas is a cheese-brain.

  • @Christian_Crab
    @Christian_Crab Před 4 lety +495

    Imagine being Vilkas, and giving your sword to some random guy who just joined your clan, then this guy goes on a quest to slay the great evil that is Aldrin with your sword.

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 Před 3 lety +42

      That's pretty hardcore, actually.

    • @CrowCrojoINTJ
      @CrowCrojoINTJ Před 2 lety +35

      naked man kills Alduin using a metal stick

    • @ritenac6770
      @ritenac6770 Před 2 lety +34

      ‘I’m not even mad. That’s impressive’

    • @foodafen7406
      @foodafen7406 Před rokem +11

      What an honour that would be

    • @Xahnel
      @Xahnel Před 5 měsíci +10

      Vilkas: "Here, deliver this sword to Eorlund Greymane. Be careful with it, it's worth more than your life."
      _3 months pass_
      "Eorlund Greymane, great smith of the Sky Forge, I come bearing a gift from Vilkas. A blade, but not just any blade. A blade blooded by legends. With this sword, I sallied forth into the world. Its edge has been wetted by the blood of the First Lord of all Vampires, Harkon. The First Dragonborn, Miraak. And... the Firstborn Son of Akatosh, the eldest and greatest Dragon, Alduin, the World Eater. I name this sword First and Last, and offer it to you."
      Greymane: "Whatever kind of skooma you're on, I want some."

  • @ruta_VA
    @ruta_VA Před 4 lety +3778

    Btw if you're dead set on having a bow for this playthrough, you can go to the farm just outside Riften and retrieve Dravin's bow, and just never return it to him, and it'll help since arrows also have 0 weight and the bow is a quest item anyways. pretty neat.

    • @moffch4319
      @moffch4319 Před 4 lety +131

      Or, you know, just get the Bound Bow.

    • @-ollie4395
      @-ollie4395 Před 4 lety +369

      @@moffch4319 can't because you have to learn it with a spell book

    • @moffch4319
      @moffch4319 Před 4 lety +51

      @@-ollie4395 which, if you can distract the two mages, you can read without keeping the book.

    • @-ollie4395
      @-ollie4395 Před 4 lety +221

      @@moffch4319 the whole purpose is not to have any carry weight whatsoever unless the game forces it

    • @TivrocSaig
      @TivrocSaig Před 4 lety +30

      @@-ollie4395 Once you read the book it is destroyed. No carry weight.

  • @sleeplesstime
    @sleeplesstime Před 5 lety +3108

    Harkon: What is your name?
    Naked male nord: Lusty Argonian Maid.

    • @safariknight3239
      @safariknight3239 Před 4 lety +49

      That Still Makes Me Laugh

    • @bagpipegaming
      @bagpipegaming Před 4 lety +111

      I had a character named why do i existso
      Harkon: "What's your name?"
      Me:"Why do i exist"

    • @safariknight3239
      @safariknight3239 Před 4 lety +13

      @@bagpipegaming Wow You Are Definitely More Creative Than I Am

    • @sleeplesstime
      @sleeplesstime Před 4 lety +4

      @@bagpipegaming Dude....XD

    • @arcaipekyun4232
      @arcaipekyun4232 Před 4 lety +5

      farrinracer harkon is the vampire lord in dawnguard dlc. That man who asks your name is hadvar.

  • @wackybatman2027
    @wackybatman2027 Před 3 lety +239

    Fun fact: in the quest: The final decent, if you never return the journal to Crescius then the Bloodskal blade will stay as a quest item
    Edit: Wuuthrad is also a quest item if you never cure Kodlaks soul

    • @persuisixh4804
      @persuisixh4804 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I’m think you’re trapped for the bloodskal one though

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @persuisixh4804 No, you can escape the dungeon, but if you don't return the journal to Crescius, then the quest doesn't end

  • @dreamingdragon5245
    @dreamingdragon5245 Před 3 lety +824

    Using a level up to restore health feels like an anime moment when the protagonist busts out a new move to defeat the current villain and I'm here for it

    • @CapnShades
      @CapnShades Před 2 lety +45

      IRL adrenaline rushes are just levels-up confirmed

    • @martinl1484
      @martinl1484 Před 2 lety +3

      I love how in every new Skyrim playthrough i do. I do this.

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 Před 2 lety +7

      Like Doctor Who regenerating

    • @iainoftheizzetleague9850
      @iainoftheizzetleague9850 Před rokem

      Lol, I've been doing this since my first playthrough.

    • @CAepicreviews
      @CAepicreviews Před rokem

      Oh yeah and as you go up in difficulty you actually start trying to save them for the right time as a get out of jail free card

  • @PollexTheCat
    @PollexTheCat Před 5 lety +3122

    *names character lusty argonian maid*
    *but the lusty argonian maid's name is lifts-her-tail*

  • @LegoClone17
    @LegoClone17 Před 5 lety +3655

    "whats your taste of music?"
    "do you know the guy that does the weird skyrim challenges?"
    "ymfah?"
    "yea. that."

    • @otwk
      @otwk Před 5 lety +78

      You know, this guy makes great Videos. But the only reason I'm subscribed is that he got me into Powerwolf.

    • @Slender1865
      @Slender1865 Před 5 lety +39

      So Super Mario Galaxy?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Před 5 lety +46

      I wish he put a list of the songs in the description. Really need the name of that E1M1/megalovania metal cover.

    • @orionmoreno7250
      @orionmoreno7250 Před 5 lety +2

      So a mitten squad clone?

    • @teeteenine2222
      @teeteenine2222 Před 5 lety +35

      @@BierBart12 one he put's a playlist of the song's he use's at the bottom and two
      here's the song your looking for czcams.com/video/2WEevxtnj-A/video.html

  • @tjoc5313
    @tjoc5313 Před 4 lety +523

    I love how he does this like a tutorial, even tho nobody would ever do this

    • @martonstrenner1937
      @martonstrenner1937 Před 3 lety +12

      i actually want to

    • @wackybatman2027
      @wackybatman2027 Před 3 lety +43

      I've done it and it was actually really fun

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 Před 2 lety +8

      I tried it, but got fairly bored since it's basically a normal play through with less armour

    • @monkeeboy830
      @monkeeboy830 Před 2 lety

      im doing it right now

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen Před 2 lety +15

      I did it, while the most fun was coming up with in-universe explanations why my character would do all those things, it was pretty fun playthrough.

  • @kadecoleman4104
    @kadecoleman4104 Před 3 lety +270

    I’m convinced that this guys abilities are literally unmatched at everything he does and attempts. What would be a challenge ending dilemma for everyone else is barely even a slight inconvenience to him lmfao it blows my mind. He has multiple ways around every single hurdle that gets thrown his way. I got mad respect for this dude fr he’s skilled as fuck.

  • @tranlewlinign9592
    @tranlewlinign9592 Před 4 lety +590

    21:18 We all can see how much has the Pacifist Challenge hurt ymfah.

    • @Astigmatisism
      @Astigmatisism Před 3 lety +57

      honestly when that scene came up I immediately thought that I was just suddenly watching how to pacifist Skyrim

  • @hywodena
    @hywodena Před 4 lety +450

    *shouts vampire off a cliff*
    "Teamwork, right there."

  • @certainlynotaweeb5067
    @certainlynotaweeb5067 Před 3 lety +141

    23:06
    Barbas dying inside, as he watches his owner blind himself to death.

  • @antaila
    @antaila Před 3 lety +167

    Vilkas sitting in the living quarters waiting for his sword for 7 months like🥺🥺

  • @cerocero2817
    @cerocero2817 Před 5 lety +1343

    13:20 It's just perfect
    He get's killed by a random fireball after the fight ended, his corpse springs comically into the air, and then he hits his balls with his own shield.

    • @Jets_Archive
      @Jets_Archive Před 5 lety +20

      Oh my gawd.

    • @latex8217
      @latex8217 Před 5 lety +12

      Before I clicked read comments it said something about flintknapping wtf I'm crying 😂😂😂

    • @zantou_namakura
      @zantou_namakura Před 5 lety +11

      made me cry laughing and wincing

    • @glorymain_01
      @glorymain_01 Před 5 lety +4

      This is a Skyrim video

    • @cerocero2817
      @cerocero2817 Před 5 lety +6

      @@latex8217 I've had that bug many times, that led to some real WTF moments

  • @bdd4556
    @bdd4556 Před 5 lety +1514

    "You're like a dog, but I am yor arrghhh"
    -Random Thalmor solider

  • @snookiewozo
    @snookiewozo Před 3 lety +178

    *"That's the way, aha aha, I like it"*
    You might not have the most memes per second, but you take the crown for creativity, easily.

    • @gingerdunce1614
      @gingerdunce1614 Před 3 lety +9

      But you take the *jagged* crown of creativity

    • @snookiewozo
      @snookiewozo Před 3 lety +7

      @@gingerdunce1614 As in... I'm the high king of creativity? Unnecessary, but thank you.

  • @rachelclaw
    @rachelclaw Před 4 lety +683

    "Daedric woof" is still one of my favorite phrases ever

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx Před 3 lety +21

      It’s very woof pupper doggo fluffer catto wholesome 100 Keanu dog if you ask me

    • @gabrielmcghie5310
      @gabrielmcghie5310 Před 3 lety +27

      @@lol-dm8wx wtf did i just read?

    • @Kat-j19347
      @Kat-j19347 Před 3 lety +5

      @@gabrielmcghie5310 art

    • @kadecoleman4104
      @kadecoleman4104 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Kat-j19347 it may be “art” as you say but if so then it’s right in the same level as Hitler and Stalin’s paintings as art. Which means yes, it’s art, BUT, it’s the kinda art that nobody would ever want. You know what I mean? Less than undesirable pretty much. To the point where someone would pay you to destroy it actually.

    • @denmark371
      @denmark371 Před 3 lety +6

      @@kadecoleman4104 it's just a parody on cringe reddit memes

  • @OldManJenkins985
    @OldManJenkins985 Před 5 lety +923

    This guy carried the world without carrying anything

    • @OliverOcelot29
      @OliverOcelot29 Před 4 lety +16

      I carried a thicc load before emptying it into joe mama

    • @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW
      @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW Před 4 lety +16

      @@OliverOcelot29 bruh

    • @kingmaoh5566
      @kingmaoh5566 Před 4 lety +9

      @@QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW What do you expect their name is Bruh Moment

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat Před 4 lety +4

      bruh moment you have successfully contracted ligma

    • @sock8211
      @sock8211 Před 4 lety +2

      @Another Gacha CZcamsr ligma balls

  • @mrlaghard1746
    @mrlaghard1746 Před 5 lety +790

    I'm so glad Sekiro has been added to your arsenal of memes

    • @glutt927
      @glutt927 Před 5 lety +45

      WOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *crashing noises*

    • @distasion1555
      @distasion1555 Před 5 lety +36

      ROOOOBBBBBERRRRRRRRRTTT

    • @unova3557
      @unova3557 Před 5 lety +22

      Brandon Chung **breathes in hard** MY NAME... IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!

    • @ricardojanate
      @ricardojanate Před 5 lety +3

      @@distasion1555 24:50 RROBERTOOOOOOOOOO

    • @iampolyes
      @iampolyes Před 5 lety +2

      The memes aside, it’s a really good game. Just got 100% of achievements this morning.

  • @lagoz4762
    @lagoz4762 Před 4 lety +250

    Eorlund : why is the sword so bloody ?
    Dragonborn : oh i just killed a master vampire , an ancient dragonborn and the world-eater , just to have 0 weight in my inventory.
    Eorlund : ummm , ok take this shield to... actually nevermind.

  • @pineapple4142
    @pineapple4142 Před 3 lety +112

    I just want to appreciate that he could have went to the thalmor embassy normally but just for the sake of fashion he glitched his way in

  • @Otzdarva
    @Otzdarva Před 5 lety +4999

    Delicious memes as always. Always worth a watch.

    • @bunbuku7582
      @bunbuku7582 Před 5 lety +3

      Memes

    • @Obi_Gorn
      @Obi_Gorn Před 5 lety +3

      Save private Otz XD. Love ur vids man watching both your runs are always great! Your youtube fans seem to be missing you though

    • @crazyfriend50
      @crazyfriend50 Před 5 lety +4

      Strimming his lawn

    • @KnownAsKenji
      @KnownAsKenji Před 5 lety +7

      The amount of CZcams Skyrim challenge runners who actually mention the difficulty they're playing on is equal to your carry weight for this run.

    • @Lordviridian
      @Lordviridian Před 5 lety +1

      Your turn otz baby

  • @thnkng
    @thnkng Před 5 lety +686

    *Squatting in Azuras House* I spat in the face of the daedric Lords!
    *Stole The Daedric Prince of Deals Dog and didn't give it back*

  • @vegetableman3911
    @vegetableman3911 Před 4 lety +142

    “If the greybeards were willing to host a peace council, frickin’ tullius would have to listen” 😂

  • @Paul-ih1pf
    @Paul-ih1pf Před 3 lety +60

    You know when you discover a great channel for the first time and feel like you've missed out only to realise because of that you have a load of videos to binge watch? That's how I feel right now.

  • @3N3MYKN1GHT
    @3N3MYKN1GHT Před 5 lety +741

    After killing the eater of worlds, a second dragonborn, and a vampire lord, the dragonborn returned the Steel sword to Eorland Grey-Mane, Handing him a sword broken to the hilt, "How am I going to sharpen this for vilkas now?" Then heads off to riften to return the glass sword to Warrior Waifu, "This has more cracks and missing chunks than I remember" if durability were a thing, I dont even think it would affect quest items that are weapons, but imagine just bringing them the weapons back after doing all that Dragonborn-ing.

    • @CJ-73
      @CJ-73 Před 5 lety +113

      People: Wait! This man has the Jagged Crown! He should be the the High king of Skyrim!

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 Před 4 lety +86

      "I come bearing the blood of gods and myths on your weapons. Be proud."
      *Hands them their equipment that's been completely soaked and scuffed beyond repair*

    • @johnsmith-eo3nz
      @johnsmith-eo3nz Před 4 lety +7

      I never knew that the dragonborn could give birth

    • @atomiccrusader6839
      @atomiccrusader6839 Před 4 lety +13

      @@johnsmith-eo3nz wait what

    • @riven8404
      @riven8404 Před 4 lety +1

      Mirrak was first dragonborn

  • @Colotov
    @Colotov Před 5 lety +1216

    not sure if you knew this, but glitching into where the ebony blade is stored, will mark the blade as a quest item......I'll leave you with that knowledge

    • @rowanhollingsworth5231
      @rowanhollingsworth5231 Před 5 lety +21

      How do you get in there? I've tried every bucket and plate trick but I can't get past the wardrobe behind the door.

    • @maxkerstine2029
      @maxkerstine2029 Před 5 lety +4

      Rowan Hollingsworth don’t worry about it

    • @rowanhollingsworth5231
      @rowanhollingsworth5231 Před 5 lety +184

      @@maxkerstine2029 bUT i WANT THE WEIGHTLESS EDGELORD SWORD

    • @Colotov
      @Colotov Před 5 lety +148

      @@rowanhollingsworth5231
      You use the plate trick behind the boxes next to the door.
      You'll get stuck in a corner behind the boxes.
      After that, use the plate glitch
      Get the blade, use another plate trick, but this time, into the void, so you pop back up at the entrance of dragons reach
      For a video, refer to this guy
      czcams.com/video/ofstaNcLy-I/video.html
      Have fun

    • @monsecko4792
      @monsecko4792 Před 5 lety +9

      Does it deal the max drain life that the 10 murdered friends would grant? If not then then no point of avoiding the quest...

  • @TheOofertaffy
    @TheOofertaffy Před 4 lety +122

    1:50
    "I'll show you what a real orc can do"
    **dies 2 seconds later**

  • @aku4204
    @aku4204 Před 3 lety +169

    16:16
    "Finally, the invincible lad."
    "Minus the invincibility."
    Me: So... The lad?

  • @dingus1787
    @dingus1787 Před 5 lety +761

    no equip load, yet here i am with a massive load

  • @andreistaretu6348
    @andreistaretu6348 Před 5 lety +543

    Fus roh dah off a cliff
    Serana: team work right there

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 Před 5 lety +21

      Considering her tone it also works fairly well as sarcasm.

    • @manaskyes9081
      @manaskyes9081 Před 5 lety +6

      I love how she just kinda watches as he plummets.
      She's just like.
      Oh. well that works. I guess....

  • @jamesrustle7536
    @jamesrustle7536 Před 3 lety +101

    Dawnguard: "Why did you turn your back on humanity traitor!?"
    Dragonborn: "You forced me to carry something."
    Dawnguard: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @aubreyhawkins3540
    @aubreyhawkins3540 Před 3 lety +68

    you're amazing even just for the fact that you provided a playlist for all the music used in the video, not to mention everything else about your content. that alone makes you better than 99% of youtube creators.

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 Před 4 lety +636

    Delphine: "You can't go to a party at the Thalmor Embassy dressed like that"
    Naked bucket boi: _"Observe"_

  • @SonnyFRST
    @SonnyFRST Před 4 lety +235

    "Oh wait, wrong challenge."
    I died laughing from that one.

  • @mattfromwiisports7970
    @mattfromwiisports7970 Před 2 lety +61

    I tried this run myself, it was a blast on expert mode if you wanna try it to i have a few tips:
    1.The jarl of winterhold has a quest about a helmet you can get if you havent done the jagged crown yet
    2.Party boots are weightless, so you can have shoes while still being light as a feather
    3. If your still clinging on to shields AFTER grimsever you can trade in vilkas's sword for aelas shield made out of steel to replace rogvirs
    4.if you wanna use the steel greatsword i suggest you use wuuthrad at the end of the companions
    5.Theres an ancient pick on solsthiem talk to the blacksmith at raven rock and get it because why not
    6.Black books have buffs
    7.deathbrand armor *MIGHT* be weightless if you get it idk i havent checked

  • @TheUncannyDani
    @TheUncannyDani Před 3 lety +25

    "I'll show you what a real-" *sounds of burning flesh*

  • @cirobarria3941
    @cirobarria3941 Před 4 lety +2816

    Boy: Hey dad, why my sis was called rose?
    Dad: because your mother loves roses
    Boy: Thank you dad
    Dad: you're welcome Lusty Argonian Maid

    • @yagroloiii5721
      @yagroloiii5721 Před 4 lety +189

      Why does he thank him, sounds like some Oblivion NPC conversation

    • @lakatariah5815
      @lakatariah5815 Před 4 lety +187

      @@yagroloiii5721 have you heard of the high elves?

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension Před 4 lety +58

      @@yagroloiii5721
      i don't know you and i don't care to know you

    • @simplyerayn6278
      @simplyerayn6278 Před 3 lety +11

      Well, 10 months later I give you your one thousandth like.

    • @iAsked900
      @iAsked900 Před 3 lety +13

      But do you get to the Cloud District often

  • @itsapocalyps0443
    @itsapocalyps0443 Před 4 lety +356

    When obtaining the Jagged Crown. I say to all the StormCloaks or Imperials “Look at me, I am the captain now”

    • @P.Whitestrake
      @P.Whitestrake Před 4 lety +14

      I'd go to Ulfric & said "I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito!"

  • @maelibean
    @maelibean Před 4 lety +47

    34:32 It sounds like Jarl Balgruuf is saying, “Frickin Tullius will have to listen!”

  • @captainkiok881
    @captainkiok881 Před 4 lety +121

    Honestly, didn't we all try to talk to parthunaxx Instead of odavhig after he was captured so parthunaax could fly us, but realise that Bethesda never thought that deeply?

    • @gabrielgoncalves7661
      @gabrielgoncalves7661 Před 3 lety +35

      Only Odahving knew where Skuldafn was, and we only found out after we got there. Plus paarthurnax wings could have been pretty torn up for such a trip after spending thousand of years meditating on a montain

    • @stormbornapostle5188
      @stormbornapostle5188 Před 3 lety +43

      @@gabrielgoncalves7661 There's a fan theory that Paarthurnax's wear-and-tear isn't from age (since other dragons who survived the ages, like Mirmulnir, don't show the same damage), but from fighting Alduin after he re-emerged at the Throat of the World. That's also why he's so weak and barely able to defend himself if you choose to kill him. It may simply be that he's physically unable to make such a journey.

    • @gabrielgoncalves7661
      @gabrielgoncalves7661 Před 3 lety +31

      @@stormbornapostle5188 damn yeah, that makes sense, thanks for the knowledge. That adds even more to the cowardice of killing Paarthunax

    • @azathoth2067
      @azathoth2067 Před 3 lety +7

      @@gabrielgoncalves7661 parthurnax name translates to ambitious overlord of cruelty. He has served as a second to alduin And on top of that he has meditated on the voice for millenia. Imagine having to fight parthurnax if he wasn't crippled by alduin.

    • @gabrielgoncalves7661
      @gabrielgoncalves7661 Před 3 lety +3

      Well, that could have been a pretty tough boss figth, but considering we killed the world eater himself (and the one who hurt paarthunax in the dirst place) i am pretty sure his second in command would have been a piece of cake

  • @OriginalRubes
    @OriginalRubes Před 5 lety +837

    35:39
    Serana: Did you do it? Did you achieve Chim?
    Dragonborn: Yes.
    Serana: What did it cost?
    Dragonborn: 1 carryweight point

    • @umutcankoc3633
      @umutcankoc3633 Před 4 lety +96

      People who didn`t not get it.
      Chim is basically learning this universe is just a dream and you can do whatever you want in here if you know this is a dream, But if you break universe with your desires, Everything will fucked up... Also Vivec had sex with Molag Bal for learning Chim too...

    • @melonscumpthin8643
      @melonscumpthin8643 Před 4 lety +4

      🅱️ruh zero sum
      🅱️ruh zero sum

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před 4 lety +23

      @@umutcankoc3633
      CHIM is also spelled "CHIM" *_(always_* in all caps) because that's how the ancient elven languages spell it.

    • @zeroomega3781
      @zeroomega3781 Před 4 lety +7

      Did you know? "Chim" in Vietnamese is a slang for "small d$ck"

    • @rossolini3588
      @rossolini3588 Před 4 lety +1

      @R.I.P Rick May The Mann Himself oof 😂😂😂

  • @Hsirbrus
    @Hsirbrus Před 5 lety +767

    6/10, no powerwolf

    • @dedom5686
      @dedom5686 Před 5 lety +39

      0/10 no 256 countires ban

    • @ZanderTheUnthonkable
      @ZanderTheUnthonkable Před 5 lety +5

      Yeah powerwolfs company is kinda an asshole so no powerwolf music without universal audio ban.
      And also he might be 1 or 2 strikes off from a channel deletion because of it

  • @draco_44
    @draco_44 Před 2 lety +14

    Can we just appreciate ymfah for a second here? I'm rewatching his videos again and every time I'm just astounded at how good he is at editing, it's so fucking good

  • @nic_aya
    @nic_aya Před 4 lety +26

    When Serana said *teamwork right there* 💀💀

  • @rasmussteenhansen3122
    @rasmussteenhansen3122 Před 5 lety +399

    I cant believe the quality of all these videos! The editing, the time it must take to get the footage for these videos, is amazing. And you just use memes and soundclips flawlessly. Its sooo good!!!

  • @wayren7262
    @wayren7262 Před 5 lety +546

    Next.
    How to beat skyrim with 0 equip load, pacifist and level 1.

    • @nickkelley9139
      @nickkelley9139 Před 5 lety +42

      @Wayren A.K.A. Skyrim lunatic mode.

    • @musicenthusiast2372
      @musicenthusiast2372 Před 5 lety +5

      Type tmg into console ez

    • @Koenna99
      @Koenna99 Před 5 lety +12

      You probably could do that if you had Inigo, as far as I know he is the only follower that can go to sovengarud (even if he is a mod)

    • @FurlowT
      @FurlowT Před 5 lety +2

      Basically, same as what he did here, only he just stands back and lets minions do litterally everything

    • @IP1kachuI
      @IP1kachuI Před 5 lety +2

      @@Koenna99 Ahh, Inigo is a great mod

  • @joonaroth
    @joonaroth Před 4 lety +26

    5:43 at 0 health: I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move

  • @Irmarinen
    @Irmarinen Před rokem +32

    There is also possibility to use as 2h alt. The Bloodskal Blade, since it's a quest item until you come back to the old miner to finish quest of investigating the mine.

  • @demo3702
    @demo3702 Před 4 lety +230

    There’s a house in just outside of rifften with a side quest to get a bow thought this would be helpful for anyone wanting to do this run with a bow

    • @ryanchia8764
      @ryanchia8764 Před 4 lety +3

      Yea, I was just about to mention this. Pretty sure it will make the run so much easier with it

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 Před 4 lety +13

      There's also another quest helmet from an NPC in Solitude, but Aurel's Bow and the High King's Helm are vastly better.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 Před 4 lety +7

      There's also a quest item dagger for if anyone wants to do this sneak-dagger assassin style from that one woman in Riften's church's basement (or at least try to, since the major boss battles make sure you can't sneak for shit against them). Also, another earlier alternative to Grimsever is Red Eagle's Fury, being way worse in every way but much easier to obtain much earlier.
      Also, if i recall, Wuuthrad is a quest item when you first get it and has an innate effect that makes it synergize very well with Elemental Fury. Much better than the Rueful Axe, which has horrendously shit swing speed.

    • @BIastwave.
      @BIastwave. Před 4 lety

      motodog242 High Kings Helm? Do you mean the Jagged Crown?

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen Před 2 lety

      @@motodog242 Nosters' light imperial helmet. Well, you could also get quest to search for helm of winterhold.

  • @8BitKO
    @8BitKO Před 5 lety +86

    "Take the plunge. You won't die."
    Always trustworthy advice from Slav Knight.

  • @AlrataSirea
    @AlrataSirea Před 4 lety +25

    "Threaten a honest sailor" i laughed way harder than i should have on that. :D

  • @Pharthrax
    @Pharthrax Před 4 lety +34

    PSA (a year late) that you can, technically, do Dawnguard (on the Dawnguard's side) without needing to pick up the Gyros for Sorine, you just need to pass a speech check. I'm not sure how hard it is, but I'd assume you'd need like 50 speech, and since you can't buy or sell anything, that'd be pretty difficult to acquire. You can get it using the merchant glitch by selling something with no weight to a vendor, like a note, and then selling their own stuff to them until you get enough speech, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth. Also, The Rueful Axe is not a good replacement to Balgruuf's Sword, for some inane reason it has the slowest swing speed of any weapon in the entire game, an thus has extremely low DPS. If you want to use a bow, there is I think one quest item bow in the entire game (besides Auriel's), it's in the Ratway Warrens, on a table with two small chests on it, it's in the unlocked one. Even though literally nobody is going to do this challenge besides ymfah, I wanted to make this comment because if I didn't it'd drive me crazy. :)

    • @dcr645
      @dcr645 Před rokem +4

      I love that you called speech-leveling "more trouble than it's worth" as if that isn't what the whole run is lmao. beating all of skrim w/o any equip weight? worth it sure.

    • @Pharthrax
      @Pharthrax Před rokem

      What can I say? I’m a fucking idiot :)

  • @tatieboy0669
    @tatieboy0669 Před 5 lety +942

    Just play as a kajiit and you already do more damage then a daedric sword with ur fists

    • @cwp2175
      @cwp2175 Před 5 lety +261

      I decided to just try using my fists once and it's actually ridiculous how much damage you do

    • @tatieboy0669
      @tatieboy0669 Před 5 lety +88

      And that’s why kajiits are op af

    • @blindtreeman8052
      @blindtreeman8052 Před 5 lety +232

      Punch cat is one of my favourite builds. It gets outclassed late game but the killcam's alone make it the best

    • @mirurururuvein
      @mirurururuvein Před 5 lety +126

      With Pugilist Gloves.

    • @joaogomes9405
      @joaogomes9405 Před 5 lety +119

      @@blindtreeman8052 Doesn't get outclassed with some borken enchanting potions and the pugilist enchantment

  • @ds9150
    @ds9150 Před 5 lety +220

    didn't really feel like 38 min
    I love the comedy

  • @thusadragon
    @thusadragon Před 2 lety +5

    I've watched many of your videos three or four times by now, because following these wacky, exquisitely-edited journeys through some of my favorite games is just so fun!

  • @caeruleumluna9630
    @caeruleumluna9630 Před 2 lety +2

    The Vsauce joke is priceless. Ymfah, you are without a doubt, internet's hidden diamond.

  • @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn
    @Canwegettosubscribers-nk8nn Před 5 lety +388

    *7.8/10* _Not enough Snake Eater_

  • @voidlayern9368
    @voidlayern9368 Před 5 lety +123

    34:32 "Frickin' Tullius would have to listen."

  • @zainyon3590
    @zainyon3590 Před 3 lety +5

    ngl, i watch this a lot, the music is great, the memes are awesome, and the way you know the game is beyond anything.

  • @puh8825
    @puh8825 Před 2 lety +3

    Honestly I don't know how many times I've watched your skyrim videos over and over, but they never get old, keep it up!

  • @Maven_Design
    @Maven_Design Před 5 lety +604

    Next up:
    How to beat Skyrim by playing Fallout 4

    • @TheLegend1800
      @TheLegend1800 Před 5 lety +85

      Enter Vault 101
      Get your Vault Suit
      Enter the Decontamination Chamber
      Get Frozen
      ...
      "Hey, you're finally awake."

    • @Dark_Randy
      @Dark_Randy Před 5 lety +11

      @@TheLegend1800 Funny you should say that
      czcams.com/video/3zSF-TdpLmk/video.html

  • @ItsDaKoolaidDude
    @ItsDaKoolaidDude Před 5 lety +79

    The monetization, no copyrights.
    It's beautiful.

  • @Garousimp
    @Garousimp Před 3 lety +24

    Deadass could have worn any armour with the steed stone lmao

    • @Sithkittye
      @Sithkittye Před 3 lety +3

      But the meme
      He did it for the meme

  • @zxydissimo
    @zxydissimo Před 4 lety +26

    ymfah when he finds quest item: this weight empty.. K E E P

  • @GioTheVax
    @GioTheVax Před 5 lety +111

    Quest-giver: "It's not much, but as thanks for your heroic deeds I want to give you this priceless heirloo--"
    LAM: YEET

  • @themadtacoeatingfool5228
    @themadtacoeatingfool5228 Před 5 lety +176

    This boi over here beating the game at level 16 while I’m level 80 and still haven’t visted the grey beards

    • @orangutantongs9310
      @orangutantongs9310 Před 4 lety +4

      The MadTacoEatingFool go take a look at his level one series

    • @Loneshillouete
      @Loneshillouete Před 3 lety +1

      Bruh i havent even seen a single dragon since escaping helgen and im maxed out on all skill trees XD

    • @red_crim826
      @red_crim826 Před 3 lety

      Im level 56 and insta kill weapons and i completed dawnguard westerday

    • @dysphoria_1.040
      @dysphoria_1.040 Před 3 lety

      Side Questing!

  • @m1-
    @m1- Před 4 lety +8

    the editing is flawless. i dont even know what this channel is about, u got a sub.

  • @zsombokiorinc
    @zsombokiorinc Před rokem +2

    honestly the editing is absolutely top notch

  • @caleb688
    @caleb688 Před 5 lety +190

    34:32 “Frikkin’ Tullius would have to listen…”
    Nords: kek

    • @ishaaqdarock6060
      @ishaaqdarock6060 Před 5 lety +6

      Lol I actually though he said that before I read the subtitles

    • @Ghost-kt9et
      @Ghost-kt9et Před 5 lety +4

      @@ishaaqdarock6060 I believe ymfah cut out the "Ul" from "Ulfric" to make it sound like that on purpose lmaoooo

  • @melon1674
    @melon1674 Před 5 lety +137

    Love how you play Castlevania music while fighting Harkon.

  • @findlayrutherford
    @findlayrutherford Před rokem +1

    I love that sometimes u just break the game for fun. u didnt need to skip parts of the Thalmor embassy, u didn't need to skip parts of the dawnguard intro, but u did and we love u for it

  • @slenderslick4373
    @slenderslick4373 Před 4 lety +11

    Just a tip: Once you get a better sword than vilkas's give his to eurland graymane and get "Aelas shield" which is better than a steel sword I think

  • @JustSomeGuySearchingForPOWER

    follow the naked Nord on his *Bizarre* *Adventure* , where he solves his family conflict with Alduin, the first of the Joestars.

    • @lukesites2457
      @lukesites2457 Před 5 lety +15

      Is tHAt a JOjO ReFerEnCe

    • @godlesswolf5816
      @godlesswolf5816 Před 4 lety +14

      @@lukesites2457 No, it's a Star Wars reference.
      (I jest, obviously.)

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 Před 4 lety +33

      "KONO ALDUIN DA!"
      "No can just deflect the Fus Ro Dah!"
      "Lightning Rune has already touched that doorknob."
      "Star Platinum! Tiid Klo Ul"

    • @RianKashfi
      @RianKashfi Před 4 lety +2

      AH so it's a similar THUUM to my THUUM

  • @LochNessHamster
    @LochNessHamster Před 5 lety +170

    8:52 Paarthurnax, who shares the same voice actor as Mario, says some shit
    9:00 Mario music plays
    That can't be a coincidence.

  • @jackpowell8155
    @jackpowell8155 Před 3 lety +14

    "Hey! It's Vsauce!" ROFL 🤣🤣

  • @fidequem
    @fidequem Před 4 lety +3

    From time to time i came back and rewatched those videos, is just poetry in form of video editing

  • @wowthatsnotinteresting8626
    @wowthatsnotinteresting8626 Před 5 lety +45

    "alright please stay close to me while we're inside"
    *Wulds into the void*

  • @Sparkz1607
    @Sparkz1607 Před 5 lety +166

    I'm so glad you didn't do a voiceover so we can listen to that god-tier editing instead of listening to some guy drone on for 40 minutes with no music or clever jokes
    Thanks mate

  • @thisisntsergio1352
    @thisisntsergio1352 Před 3 lety +3

    2:45 the way the music shamelessly and effortlessly transitions to the click and "nice" was awesome.

  • @jacksono6565
    @jacksono6565 Před rokem +4

    Gotta say, you made the harkon boss look so badass.
    Also alduin, that doom music kicked in
    Really love the dedication to these videos

  • @sehalos
    @sehalos Před 4 lety +109

    This entire series recap in one word: Bucket

  • @Vanlens
    @Vanlens Před 5 lety +168

    TIL that you can take a boat to Castle Volkihar instead of walking the long way during Serana quest, AND that soul fissures are a thing.
    What the hell have i been doing in skyrim in all my playtime.

    • @hankclarke1945
      @hankclarke1945 Před 5 lety +8

      Everyday in Skyrim you learn something new.

    • @DFX2KX
      @DFX2KX Před 5 lety +15

      It gets better. if you play as a vampire, you can keep going back down there. The cells reset after awhile, and you can just go to all the fissues and keep filling soul gems.
      Pretty handy if you're an Enchanter.

    • @faisalliot
      @faisalliot Před 5 lety +12

      you
      you didn't know that you could take a fucking boat to Castle Volkihar???
      WHAT

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 Před 5 lety +3

      Yaxion you were walking to the castle instead of taking the boat? The fuck

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 Před 5 lety +6

      Yaxion oh i get it. You didn't know there was an alternative boat. We're 2

  • @rubenlarochelle1881
    @rubenlarochelle1881 Před 3 lety

    These videos are incredible. Not only it's simply hard to do what he does in the game, but their editing is top quality.

  • @Crendlethorp
    @Crendlethorp Před 3 lety +1

    Gosh, previously I had been battling with 2 equip load. This newfound knowledge has transformed my personal, and professional life. Thank you ymfah. Thank you very much.