Numi and the Ноt Gуm Lаdу

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
  • At least she got her contact info this time....?
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Komentáře • 168

  • @DemonicafroJB
    @DemonicafroJB Před měsícem +657

    Damn it woman, you’ve got the green light and you’re still waiting at the intersection!

    • @MCSorry
      @MCSorry Před měsícem +64

      She passed GO and didn't collect 200$.

    • @MaximeLafreniere433
      @MaximeLafreniere433 Před měsícem +5

      She won the lottery but didn't claim it in time.

    • @jonnywilson9117
      @jonnywilson9117 Před měsícem +2

      @@MaximeLafreniere433 She was still waiting to see if she did actually win.

  • @gamerboy7962
    @gamerboy7962 Před měsícem +274

    Hot Gym Girl: "Excuse me, are you Numi?"
    Numi: *SNORT* "EEEE HEE!"

  • @NatureXwars
    @NatureXwars Před měsícem +265

    A pretty lady who's also a Twitch streamer going to the same gym, sounds like a perfect opportunity but ofc Numi rejects it 😅

  • @fieryphoenix82
    @fieryphoenix82 Před měsícem +52

    Numi's reaction to having a W THROWN at her is to change gyms... I can't with this girl LMAO

  • @thewised.a.c
    @thewised.a.c Před měsícem +191

    Imagine this streamer saying “so I met this really cute girl at the gym and when I approached her she stuttered a lot” etc and people go “that sounds like Numi” and then she tells this story 😂

  • @studior2962
    @studior2962 Před měsícem +240

    Numi is on the VERGE of greatness, she's THIS close

    • @travzac619
      @travzac619 Před měsícem

      This is why she's still a bottom!

    • @kindatim
      @kindatim Před 5 dny

      Yet she is getting further and further from crossing the precipice without actually moving an inch from it.

  • @MilesTailsProwerfan9
    @MilesTailsProwerfan9 Před měsícem +73

    It's like watching someone approaching the finish line in 1st place and then run all the way back to last place because they fear the attention.

    • @fieryphoenix82
      @fieryphoenix82 Před měsícem +2

      This is so freaking accurate

    • @The_G_89
      @The_G_89 Před měsícem

      Yup that’s Numi in a nutshell

  • @British_Rogue
    @British_Rogue Před měsícem +236

    Most people subconsciously paint themselves in a more flattering light when recounting an experience to others; even if they aim to be as accurate as possible in their retelling. With this in mind, we can only guess as to how much more of a failure Numi actually was in this scenario.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia Před měsícem +12

      numi is apparently "most people" with most her stories from what i've heard
      it's genuinely impressive

    • @AstridFreyjadottir
      @AstridFreyjadottir Před měsícem +9

      Numi is the absolute opposite. No matter how awesome her performance may be, she's going to paint herself in the worst light possible. She absolutely refuses to speak well of herself or acknowledge she's ever been impressive for even a second.

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl Před měsícem +98

    Come On NUMI!!!, GO Back to that gym, find that lady and GET ON THAT HORSE!!!😱

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 Před měsícem +17

      "When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!"

    • @pitbullnamedcupcake8485
      @pitbullnamedcupcake8485 Před měsícem +3

      @@Sephiroth144”What are you on about?!”

    • @soulsemblance3163
      @soulsemblance3163 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@pitbullnamedcupcake8485 dw he means eat out

  • @Arclite02
    @Arclite02 Před měsícem +25

    Numi is literally the physical incarnation of the explosive anime nosebleed...

  • @Menuki
    @Menuki Před měsícem +11

    Ive always thought the the dense anime protagonist was such an unrealistic character trope, they could never happen irl.
    Then we have Numi

    • @scorcher117
      @scorcher117 Před měsícem +1

      not even simply dense but also self sabotaging

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Před měsícem

      Her personal space bubble is an event horizon

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic Před měsícem +57

    inb4 this becomes a sequel to Matara and she finds her way back to Numi.

  • @veridan4363
    @veridan4363 Před měsícem +140

    Numi is SOOOOOO lucky that IRL Eye Tracker isn't a thing. She'd never be able to leave the house. 🤣

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom Před měsícem +8

      There is. It's called Eye Contact.

    • @caraprism9074
      @caraprism9074 Před měsícem +2

      ⁠@@twinodoomwell in real life basic eye contact doesn’t create a red circle that follows wherever/whatever you look at

    • @jonnywilson9117
      @jonnywilson9117 Před měsícem

      @@caraprism9074 No, but whoever you're stood in front of can tell exactly where you're looking.

  • @Spidercake54
    @Spidercake54 Před měsícem +14

    I’ve never seen someone with all the advantages possible be their own worst enemy this badly in my whole life

    • @NickN56
      @NickN56 Před měsícem

      You didn’t meet me 😂

  • @grimmashley8422
    @grimmashley8422 Před měsícem +7

    Numi is an actual slice of life protagonist. Countless character arcs with zero progress

  • @I_dont_need_a_handle
    @I_dont_need_a_handle Před měsícem +47

    God, she's such a spazz when it comes to this.

    • @pitbullnamedcupcake8485
      @pitbullnamedcupcake8485 Před měsícem +4

      Easiest bag in history! She practically presented herself on a silver platter and Numi still fumbled it! 😭 Girl get those nerves in check! 😭

  • @timconner7693
    @timconner7693 Před měsícem +10

    That's our Numi, pulling L's from the jaws of W's.

  • @user-mi9lf5fm8y
    @user-mi9lf5fm8y Před měsícem +358

    Numi has a wide strike zone when it comes to the type of woman she likes.

    • @jennih261
      @jennih261 Před měsícem +17

      oh yes, she struck out

    • @scarletpsychowolf3578
      @scarletpsychowolf3578 Před měsícem +41

      Strike zone? The pitchers are aiming for her bat and she's adamantly Matrix dodging

    • @bfrb067
      @bfrb067 Před měsícem

      In this situation, Numi is like Angel Hernandez. She misses the important calls.

  • @aqqalularsen3322
    @aqqalularsen3322 Před měsícem +77

    she had a chance and she's still avoiding it 😭 no wonder why she has "walking around" as a sound alert

    • @mellowman8943
      @mellowman8943 Před měsícem +2

      You and she complains about being single cuz she won't say yes, so what if they know each other irl, so what if the girl is a twitch streamer? What's embarrassing about them finding out your a vtuber, it won't ruin your career.
      Idk why vtubers think they need to be single or why they have such low confidence when they are hot irl.
      If asked out just say yes.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@mellowman8943you do realize the point a lot of people have to become vtubers is the anonymity right?

    • @mellowman8943
      @mellowman8943 Před měsícem

      @@shadowslime3640 not all, plenty have shown their faces soooooooo yea. The moment they fo a face reveal no more of that.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 Před měsícem +7

      @@mellowman8943 obv not all. Some are more comfortable showing their face than others. Nothing wrong with that.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia Před měsícem

      wouldn't be the first time 😖

  • @leafality2788
    @leafality2788 Před měsícem +84

    She better not fucking change gyms smfh

    • @Devastator72
      @Devastator72 Před měsícem +11

      Exactly

    • @drww1
      @drww1 Před měsícem +8

      at this point she's running out of locations

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair Před měsícem +5

    Next spin the wheel punishment should feature “call pretty gym lady”

  • @MCSorry
    @MCSorry Před měsícem +7

    Stumbling a little is cute. Stumbling this much is falling down the grand canyon.

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae Před měsícem +45

    Numi almost got it, she asked for social media account. She only failed to send a message.

  • @JoyZofSoRRoW
    @JoyZofSoRRoW Před měsícem +17

    Thank God Numi has a communications degree to help her deal with this situation.....
    Is what anyone who doesn't know anything else about her would say......

  • @kanomisogi6660
    @kanomisogi6660 Před měsícem +6

    The lengths she goes to fumble and run away from women. At this point she might just make a home gym at NHQ to never interact with them

  • @JoseRodriguez-uf2pt
    @JoseRodriguez-uf2pt Před měsícem +6

    Numi is the incarnate version of couldn't see the forest because the trees were in the way lol

  • @potterinhe11
    @potterinhe11 Před měsícem +75

    Numi definitely deserves an IRL friendship.

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 Před měsícem +2

      You say this like she's not genuine friends irl with a good chunk of vtubers lol

    • @potterinhe11
      @potterinhe11 Před měsícem +8

      @shadowslime3640 I meant making a friend irl, not just meeting them.

    • @studior2962
      @studior2962 Před měsícem +7

      @@shadowslime3640They’re talking about friends she sees on constant basis

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Před měsícem

      She does have those. She's friends with Bao, Sinder, Yuzu etc IRL.

    • @potterinhe11
      @potterinhe11 Před měsícem +3

      @@studior2962 Right, a friend you know only or mostly online is a different form of relationship that one you have in person.

  • @instinctive3066
    @instinctive3066 Před měsícem +42

    Challenge: Numi being able to talk to girls
    Difficulty: Impossible

  • @JackDespero
    @JackDespero Před měsícem +27

    Ah, so that is how y'all make friends.
    Now I understand why I don't while staying at home all the time.

  • @VisualEnjoyer9756
    @VisualEnjoyer9756 Před měsícem +3

    At this point it's hard to feel sorry for her 😅
    She's actively TRYING to fumble these opportunities like COME ON WOMAN 🤣🤣🤣 Even God is handing these out to you on a silver platter 😂

  • @noam242
    @noam242 Před měsícem +2

    Even when she gets a clutch win she forces an L upon it

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord Před měsícem +11

    Another Numi strikeout. Never gets old

  • @darkyu3229
    @darkyu3229 Před měsícem +5

    Willian Dafoe looking up meme

  • @lollypopalopicus
    @lollypopalopicus Před měsícem +2

    I have not even hit play, but I am going to guess this ends with her running away.
    Edit: Well damn. All those times at spas and hotsprings with the girls must have helped train her resistance to stuttering mess from running away. Good work Numi.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum Před měsícem +3

    SIGNALS, JERRY, _SIGNALS_ !!!

  • @illdecidelater723
    @illdecidelater723 Před měsícem +14

    NUMI TOOK A SHOT?!?!

  • @KR_Shadow1989
    @KR_Shadow1989 Před měsícem +2

    Numi gets handed this one and still manages to fumble it… that’s our streamer 😂

  • @mr.heroic6634
    @mr.heroic6634 Před měsícem +4

    Bro, this is progress. To be optimistic, maybe we’ll have a chance to see this gym lady on stream a few months in, if all things come naturally. More happy times, and especially embarrassing but funny times for Numi and all. She deserves them.

  • @arrogantschmuck9593
    @arrogantschmuck9593 Před měsícem +2

    Roach forgot the outro music. Everyone point and laugh.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  Před měsícem +2

      ,..... now that you mention it...... oops

  • @deamonbear
    @deamonbear Před měsícem +22

    Numi,.. not to be rude,...
    GET SOME SPINE GIRL!!!
    Control the cringe a little,.. Message da lady. Then just try to have a conversation. Sheesh.

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam Před měsícem

      Right. She had a perfect opportunity to at least get a friend if not a date. =\ and more.

  • @PeterJL
    @PeterJL Před měsícem +5

    Two awkward people meet and still manage to fumble things

  • @Yuki2501-yh4ik
    @Yuki2501-yh4ik Před měsícem +5

    GO FOR IT!!! This is your chance, Numi!!!

  • @Tsukiy0mi_moongod
    @Tsukiy0mi_moongod Před měsícem +2

    I know people who let opportunities to slide away, but this girl purposefully run away from them

  • @jennih261
    @jennih261 Před měsícem +4

    you didn't completely gutter out! you got a contact! jus use it! never a bad time to-

  • @bluej4life183
    @bluej4life183 Před měsícem +2

    This is like the 4th time this has happened, probably more. For the love of God, go for the date already. XD

  • @krazykorean2525
    @krazykorean2525 Před měsícem +3

    Numi has to meet this girl. She legit has a chance to actually get with this girl. C'mon go for the W

  • @MXCN_El1011
    @MXCN_El1011 Před měsícem +1

    Call this girl Neo the way she's dodging these W's

  • @WhiteWolfie_95
    @WhiteWolfie_95 Před měsícem +1

    Don't even play football and she fumbles like a freshman

  • @seriousspikesam7770
    @seriousspikesam7770 Před 26 dny

    She fumbled, she stumbled and dropped the ball so hard it deflated out of existance.

  • @CrazeeAdam
    @CrazeeAdam Před měsícem +3

    How much more of an opening does this woman need?

  • @sora2541
    @sora2541 Před měsícem +1

    The hot gym girl probably thought Numi was listening to Miss LGB

  • @Lifegivinglemons
    @Lifegivinglemons Před měsícem

    Numi, how? You were so in, and you managed to wander your way out.

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden Před měsícem +1

    Oh great roachchan of the heavens pls slooth this mystery we must hear the other side of the story

  • @GamerKru1996
    @GamerKru1996 Před měsícem +15

    Numi finally got a number

  • @toddhoward2462
    @toddhoward2462 Před měsícem +1

    Is anyone keeping count of how many opportunity she has literally been handed, and somehow managed to mess up? Because it’s got to be in triple digits by now.

  • @AudibleFist
    @AudibleFist Před měsícem +1

    She has gotta start trusting people more.

  • @JokerToker
    @JokerToker Před měsícem +1

    The way numi has a degree in communication but can't talk to people is amazing

  • @GarrettFruge
    @GarrettFruge Před měsícem +16

    Numi: Mommy? Sorry! I mean, Mommy? Sorry! I mean, Mommy, sorry!!!
    🤣

  • @hipcheckboiii1603
    @hipcheckboiii1603 Před měsícem +1

    She's got that catastrophe rizz

  • @a13m34
    @a13m34 Před měsícem +2

    HOW DO YOU FUMBLE SOMEONE HOW TALK TO YOU FIRST DEAR GOD

  • @kjl42
    @kjl42 Před měsícem +1

    Numi once again grabbing Ls from the easiest W situations. 😞

  • @Muxeroth
    @Muxeroth Před měsícem +61

    Please God let this woman get a W

    • @sebrussell
      @sebrussell Před měsícem +23

      She gets handed Ws on the regular, the problem is that every time she gets a W, she breaks it in half so she can have two Ls.

    • @dead-claudia
      @dead-claudia Před měsícem +1

      @@sebrussellthis. and it's so painful...

  • @markusl.9965
    @markusl.9965 Před měsícem +1

    Only Numi can turn a big W into an L

  • @RoninJay408
    @RoninJay408 Před měsícem +2

    Fumble of the century😂

  • @kindatim
    @kindatim Před 5 dny

    Gibbering mess (derogatory)

  • @KingMarkus222
    @KingMarkus222 Před měsícem

    She were this close 🤏 this CLOSE!

  • @shadby7066
    @shadby7066 Před měsícem

    "Stuttering like a lil beach" IS SO CORRECT, LIKE C'MON, NUMI, YOU HAD IT

  • @KAIsibs
    @KAIsibs Před měsícem

    I like how all the Noombas are like “Numi, just get with SOMEONE”
    Like we don’t even care who she gets with, it just needs to be SOMEONE

  • @dead-claudia
    @dead-claudia Před měsícem +2

    GIRL...

  • @FaySmash
    @FaySmash Před měsícem +1

    communication major

  • @crownoffyre894
    @crownoffyre894 Před měsícem

    She did all the work for her, 😂

  • @mirroughs7729
    @mirroughs7729 Před měsícem

    Who is going to tell her changing gyms is going to make it worse? Especially if they already exchange socials, because it will make the mystery girl contact her more, wanting to hang out since they no longer see each other at the gym. At least at the gym, there's less of an opportunity to be social with a friend because it's a public space that gets crowded, fast.

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 Před měsícem

    You know sometimes I wonder if she’s just playing it up for the camera, but then she tells stories like this and I start to reconsider.

  • @JellyoooDonut3
    @JellyoooDonut3 Před měsícem

    fumbled another bag classic numi

  • @Barnalicus
    @Barnalicus Před měsícem

    Bro she is so in

  • @chasemoore925
    @chasemoore925 Před měsícem +1

    shes in bois

  • @serrinni
    @serrinni Před měsícem

    i see myself honestly

  • @megalazer100
    @megalazer100 Před měsícem

    Numi fumbling another baddie

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd Před měsícem +1

    I pray for r34 gods

  • @nyancat1832
    @nyancat1832 Před měsícem

    It's funny cuz numi is also a hot gym lady

  • @TheDevastator619
    @TheDevastator619 Před měsícem

    At least she asked her for the socials this time.

  • @nathanielmalcolm6623
    @nathanielmalcolm6623 Před měsícem

    For all the random inconveniences & bad Juju moments that happen to her, I'm kinda glad she gets to have these incredibly based & blessed asf situations occur when she least expects it.
    Numi really does have such a powerful "Exotic beauty" Rizz to attract such a dynamite gal at the gym. 😂😅

  • @johnhurley8918
    @johnhurley8918 Před měsícem

    Numi had better god damn message this girl. She tea'd up the easiest soft ball Numi! You'd better hit it!

  • @payableondeath7
    @payableondeath7 Před měsícem

    inb4 Numi gets married to this woman

  • @mppercussion
    @mppercussion Před měsícem

    And then she woke up

  • @conedust
    @conedust Před měsícem

    GIRL GO GET YOU SOME

  • @sidermotorsports
    @sidermotorsports Před měsícem +3

    Maxxing out the girlfail grindset...

  • @CmdrBrannick
    @CmdrBrannick Před měsícem

    At this point it cannot be denied, Numi is a virgin of her own cause XD

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin Před měsícem

    Numi is so pretty that the prettiest women fall for her instantly ... and men too of course ... but of course she will RUN at light speed if W could touch her...

  • @The_G_89
    @The_G_89 Před měsícem

    Somebody call Cotton and Sinder. They need to help Numi talk to pretty women.

  • @Revoked0
    @Revoked0 Před měsícem

    Miss RGB In the background after I’ve listened to it 5 times before watching this

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 Před měsícem

    WHY ARE YOU FUMBLING THE BAG???

  • @BlueLoveYT
    @BlueLoveYT Před měsícem +4

    Cute women are Numi's kryptonite

  • @lstallings96
    @lstallings96 Před měsícem

    Another Numi L added to the checklist.
    One day, numi will find her waifu, and she's gonna be one hell of a woman to catch this professional girl failure.

  • @Tony_AM009
    @Tony_AM009 Před měsícem

    A part of me hopes that Numi takes a chance and sends a message. However, I'm at the point where the only way they'll interact again is if a third party gets involved. I wonder if this irl streamer knows what a VTuber is and, if so, whether or not they like VTubers. While I am curious about who this irl streamer could be, I think I'll take the safe route and respect their privacy. For the record, I'm not the kind of person who has the skills to figure that out.
    I'd be okay if all that came from this was that the irl streamer and Numi became streamer friends as well as workout pals.

  • @djjacob171
    @djjacob171 Před měsícem +1

    Girls are so lucky they get to look at each other like that. No offense to us guys or you guys but when I see other guys like that I'm like uh Eww no

  • @marvinhubregtse5776
    @marvinhubregtse5776 Před měsícem

    if she's allergic to pretty woman how can she stand mirrors?

  • @themandomerc652
    @themandomerc652 Před měsícem

    She said "yes", right? Numi didn't run away...right?

  • @nathangist4339
    @nathangist4339 Před měsícem

    This is gonna be another "Numi is handed the W and somehow takes the L" isn't it?

  • @Sirento
    @Sirento Před měsícem

    Flag on the play you blew your chance 🤦‍♂️