Numi and the Ноt Gуm Lаdу
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2024
- At least she got her contact info this time....?
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Damn it woman, you’ve got the green light and you’re still waiting at the intersection!
She passed GO and didn't collect 200$.
She won the lottery but didn't claim it in time.
@@MaximeLafreniere433 She was still waiting to see if she did actually win.
Hot Gym Girl: "Excuse me, are you Numi?"
Numi: *SNORT* "EEEE HEE!"
A pretty lady who's also a Twitch streamer going to the same gym, sounds like a perfect opportunity but ofc Numi rejects it 😅
Numi's reaction to having a W THROWN at her is to change gyms... I can't with this girl LMAO
Imagine this streamer saying “so I met this really cute girl at the gym and when I approached her she stuttered a lot” etc and people go “that sounds like Numi” and then she tells this story 😂
Numi is on the VERGE of greatness, she's THIS close
This is why she's still a bottom!
Yet she is getting further and further from crossing the precipice without actually moving an inch from it.
It's like watching someone approaching the finish line in 1st place and then run all the way back to last place because they fear the attention.
This is so freaking accurate
Yup that’s Numi in a nutshell
Most people subconsciously paint themselves in a more flattering light when recounting an experience to others; even if they aim to be as accurate as possible in their retelling. With this in mind, we can only guess as to how much more of a failure Numi actually was in this scenario.
numi is apparently "most people" with most her stories from what i've heard
it's genuinely impressive
Numi is the absolute opposite. No matter how awesome her performance may be, she's going to paint herself in the worst light possible. She absolutely refuses to speak well of herself or acknowledge she's ever been impressive for even a second.
Come On NUMI!!!, GO Back to that gym, find that lady and GET ON THAT HORSE!!!😱
"When you fall off a horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!"
@@Sephiroth144”What are you on about?!”
@@pitbullnamedcupcake8485 dw he means eat out
Numi is literally the physical incarnation of the explosive anime nosebleed...
Ive always thought the the dense anime protagonist was such an unrealistic character trope, they could never happen irl.
Then we have Numi
not even simply dense but also self sabotaging
Her personal space bubble is an event horizon
inb4 this becomes a sequel to Matara and she finds her way back to Numi.
Huh?
Numi is SOOOOOO lucky that IRL Eye Tracker isn't a thing. She'd never be able to leave the house. 🤣
There is. It's called Eye Contact.
@@twinodoomwell in real life basic eye contact doesn’t create a red circle that follows wherever/whatever you look at
@@caraprism9074 No, but whoever you're stood in front of can tell exactly where you're looking.
I’ve never seen someone with all the advantages possible be their own worst enemy this badly in my whole life
You didn’t meet me 😂
Numi is an actual slice of life protagonist. Countless character arcs with zero progress
God, she's such a spazz when it comes to this.
Easiest bag in history! She practically presented herself on a silver platter and Numi still fumbled it! 😭 Girl get those nerves in check! 😭
That's our Numi, pulling L's from the jaws of W's.
Numi has a wide strike zone when it comes to the type of woman she likes.
oh yes, she struck out
Strike zone? The pitchers are aiming for her bat and she's adamantly Matrix dodging
In this situation, Numi is like Angel Hernandez. She misses the important calls.
she had a chance and she's still avoiding it 😭 no wonder why she has "walking around" as a sound alert
You and she complains about being single cuz she won't say yes, so what if they know each other irl, so what if the girl is a twitch streamer? What's embarrassing about them finding out your a vtuber, it won't ruin your career.
Idk why vtubers think they need to be single or why they have such low confidence when they are hot irl.
If asked out just say yes.
@@mellowman8943you do realize the point a lot of people have to become vtubers is the anonymity right?
@@shadowslime3640 not all, plenty have shown their faces soooooooo yea. The moment they fo a face reveal no more of that.
@@mellowman8943 obv not all. Some are more comfortable showing their face than others. Nothing wrong with that.
wouldn't be the first time 😖
She better not fucking change gyms smfh
Exactly
at this point she's running out of locations
Next spin the wheel punishment should feature “call pretty gym lady”
Stumbling a little is cute. Stumbling this much is falling down the grand canyon.
Numi almost got it, she asked for social media account. She only failed to send a message.
Thank God Numi has a communications degree to help her deal with this situation.....
Is what anyone who doesn't know anything else about her would say......
The lengths she goes to fumble and run away from women. At this point she might just make a home gym at NHQ to never interact with them
Numi is the incarnate version of couldn't see the forest because the trees were in the way lol
Numi definitely deserves an IRL friendship.
You say this like she's not genuine friends irl with a good chunk of vtubers lol
@shadowslime3640 I meant making a friend irl, not just meeting them.
@@shadowslime3640They’re talking about friends she sees on constant basis
She does have those. She's friends with Bao, Sinder, Yuzu etc IRL.
@@studior2962 Right, a friend you know only or mostly online is a different form of relationship that one you have in person.
Challenge: Numi being able to talk to girls
Difficulty: Impossible
Ah, so that is how y'all make friends.
Now I understand why I don't while staying at home all the time.
At this point it's hard to feel sorry for her 😅
She's actively TRYING to fumble these opportunities like COME ON WOMAN 🤣🤣🤣 Even God is handing these out to you on a silver platter 😂
Even when she gets a clutch win she forces an L upon it
Another Numi strikeout. Never gets old
Willian Dafoe looking up meme
I have not even hit play, but I am going to guess this ends with her running away.
Edit: Well damn. All those times at spas and hotsprings with the girls must have helped train her resistance to stuttering mess from running away. Good work Numi.
SIGNALS, JERRY, _SIGNALS_ !!!
NUMI TOOK A SHOT?!?!
No
maybe a shot of tequila afterwards 😅
No lmao
A shot to the sky
The gun jammed
Numi gets handed this one and still manages to fumble it… that’s our streamer 😂
Bro, this is progress. To be optimistic, maybe we’ll have a chance to see this gym lady on stream a few months in, if all things come naturally. More happy times, and especially embarrassing but funny times for Numi and all. She deserves them.
Roach forgot the outro music. Everyone point and laugh.
,..... now that you mention it...... oops
Numi,.. not to be rude,...
GET SOME SPINE GIRL!!!
Control the cringe a little,.. Message da lady. Then just try to have a conversation. Sheesh.
Right. She had a perfect opportunity to at least get a friend if not a date. =\ and more.
Two awkward people meet and still manage to fumble things
GO FOR IT!!! This is your chance, Numi!!!
I know people who let opportunities to slide away, but this girl purposefully run away from them
you didn't completely gutter out! you got a contact! jus use it! never a bad time to-
This is like the 4th time this has happened, probably more. For the love of God, go for the date already. XD
4th?
Numi has to meet this girl. She legit has a chance to actually get with this girl. C'mon go for the W
Call this girl Neo the way she's dodging these W's
Don't even play football and she fumbles like a freshman
She fumbled, she stumbled and dropped the ball so hard it deflated out of existance.
How much more of an opening does this woman need?
The hot gym girl probably thought Numi was listening to Miss LGB
Numi, how? You were so in, and you managed to wander your way out.
Oh great roachchan of the heavens pls slooth this mystery we must hear the other side of the story
Numi finally got a number
Is anyone keeping count of how many opportunity she has literally been handed, and somehow managed to mess up? Because it’s got to be in triple digits by now.
She has gotta start trusting people more.
The way numi has a degree in communication but can't talk to people is amazing
Numi: Mommy? Sorry! I mean, Mommy? Sorry! I mean, Mommy, sorry!!!
🤣
but irl
She's got that catastrophe rizz
HOW DO YOU FUMBLE SOMEONE HOW TALK TO YOU FIRST DEAR GOD
Numi once again grabbing Ls from the easiest W situations. 😞
Please God let this woman get a W
She gets handed Ws on the regular, the problem is that every time she gets a W, she breaks it in half so she can have two Ls.
@@sebrussellthis. and it's so painful...
Only Numi can turn a big W into an L
Fumble of the century😂
Gibbering mess (derogatory)
She were this close 🤏 this CLOSE!
"Stuttering like a lil beach" IS SO CORRECT, LIKE C'MON, NUMI, YOU HAD IT
I like how all the Noombas are like “Numi, just get with SOMEONE”
Like we don’t even care who she gets with, it just needs to be SOMEONE
GIRL...
communication major
She did all the work for her, 😂
Who is going to tell her changing gyms is going to make it worse? Especially if they already exchange socials, because it will make the mystery girl contact her more, wanting to hang out since they no longer see each other at the gym. At least at the gym, there's less of an opportunity to be social with a friend because it's a public space that gets crowded, fast.
You know sometimes I wonder if she’s just playing it up for the camera, but then she tells stories like this and I start to reconsider.
fumbled another bag classic numi
Bro she is so in
shes in bois
i see myself honestly
Numi fumbling another baddie
I pray for r34 gods
It's funny cuz numi is also a hot gym lady
At least she asked her for the socials this time.
For all the random inconveniences & bad Juju moments that happen to her, I'm kinda glad she gets to have these incredibly based & blessed asf situations occur when she least expects it.
Numi really does have such a powerful "Exotic beauty" Rizz to attract such a dynamite gal at the gym. 😂😅
Numi had better god damn message this girl. She tea'd up the easiest soft ball Numi! You'd better hit it!
inb4 Numi gets married to this woman
And then she woke up
GIRL GO GET YOU SOME
Maxxing out the girlfail grindset...
At this point it cannot be denied, Numi is a virgin of her own cause XD
Numi is so pretty that the prettiest women fall for her instantly ... and men too of course ... but of course she will RUN at light speed if W could touch her...
Somebody call Cotton and Sinder. They need to help Numi talk to pretty women.
Miss RGB In the background after I’ve listened to it 5 times before watching this
WHY ARE YOU FUMBLING THE BAG???
Cute women are Numi's kryptonite
Another Numi L added to the checklist.
One day, numi will find her waifu, and she's gonna be one hell of a woman to catch this professional girl failure.
A part of me hopes that Numi takes a chance and sends a message. However, I'm at the point where the only way they'll interact again is if a third party gets involved. I wonder if this irl streamer knows what a VTuber is and, if so, whether or not they like VTubers. While I am curious about who this irl streamer could be, I think I'll take the safe route and respect their privacy. For the record, I'm not the kind of person who has the skills to figure that out.
I'd be okay if all that came from this was that the irl streamer and Numi became streamer friends as well as workout pals.
Girls are so lucky they get to look at each other like that. No offense to us guys or you guys but when I see other guys like that I'm like uh Eww no
if she's allergic to pretty woman how can she stand mirrors?
She said "yes", right? Numi didn't run away...right?
This is gonna be another "Numi is handed the W and somehow takes the L" isn't it?
Flag on the play you blew your chance 🤦♂️