MST3K: King Dinosaur (FULL MOVIE)
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Watch MST3K's King Dinosaur -- the entire film -- with annotations!
King Dinosaur tells the tale of four brave scientists who explore a new planet. While they try not to be killed by an assortment of "prehistoric" creatures, we the audience are constantly killed with laughter, as the MST3K crew brings the funny.
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Welcome to the official MST3K CZcams channel, brought to you by Shout! Factory. On this channel, you will find many of the best riffs and highlights from MST3K episodes, trailers from DVD box sets, bonus material including never-seen-before footage, as well as new original segments with Joel and his space traveling crew.
Good to see that driving in New Jersey in the 1940s was just as dangerous as it is today
Ha. You can't blame Joe, he's just another New Jersey driver.
It's definitely worse
I remember getting every swear imaginable for yielding on a rotary. The nerve of me following the law!
@avlifesavers I wish cities had their local "habits" listed somewhere. Like Tucson, Arizona. -You must travel at least 10mph over the speed limit, or else 🔫...
-At least 6 cars MUST run the red light including left-turners, or else (see above)
-Turn lanes are suggestions. You can just turn any direction from any lane without warning. Or else...
-Never stop before exiting a parking lot and certainly never look any direction at all for traffic, bicycles or pedestrians. Or else.
Scientist goes to new planet. Discovers amazing new species. Immediately starts shooting at it. Victorian science would be proud.
Lizards were definitely harmed in the making of this movie
Yep, back in the 50's the subject of Animal Cruelty in Movies where not considered bad back them
"Why is God's office so boring?"
"It's because the decorators are all in hell." Hahah!
Ha
Makes sense.
As someone who works in the paint industry, I can confirm that all decorators are (or at least should be) in Hell.
My decorator takes exception with this!
Joel and his buddies are my type of crowd to hang out with
I LOVE Joel's strange energy when he's headbanging that lemur puppet
He's energetic and flaily at the weirdest times - But his voice never changes lol
It was pretty great. I love Joel's weirdness.
ChibiPanda8888 He’s a total stoner/tripper.
@@christianresearchproject Dammit Ray, that's what people say about me!
@@Shad0wSpill Flaily! LOL!!!
I love how the very first person who got hurt was the doctor. The one person you don't want to get injured. That is fantastic.
Doctors should ALWAYS remain well armed and with the ship. This is why the holo-Doc from Star Trek was superior. He only got out of line a few times.
I love how the weird Wisconsin astronauts don't even know what the day length of this planet is, not that they'd have to know the orbital mechanics of this planet in order to land on it, or anything...
To find out the length of daylight, you have to land on a planet, then wait. It's the only way.
@@aarondavis8943 uh no - if you want to know how to LAND on a planet, you have to know exactly how fast it's spinning and orbiting.
@@AdamWestish That joke went right over your head
@@personplaceson4488 whatever get a life loser
Also, I love how they say they have no idea about the day/night cycle, estimate what time it is on Earth, and then just assume that somehow sunset should also be about the same time for some reason. Incredible science literacy and critical thinking
"The owl footage is not what it seems"
Love to find Twin Peaks references I've failed to notice before.
Another Peaks reference at 55:05
"...however - approximately 40% of the bacteria [in the atmosphere] are completely unknown". Proceeds to take off space suit a couple of minutes later.
Me: aha, the _Prometheus School of Film Making_ started out waaay earlier than I'd previously thought
I was just thinking that! What an awful film!
This film has a more coherent plot than Prometheus 😂
I love seeing Tom's little arms flail around.
I love seeing Tom's little arms flail around.
I love seeing Tom's little arms flail around too, it's like watching Samantha Bee try to be funny!
Team Crow T. Robot here.
@@millhousemillard2140 Uh, brat? You need to learn what sarcasm is before you toss out pathetically uncreative monosyllabic insults. Especially when you're wasting the internet access your mummy & daddy provide to you while struggling to accurately use a simple 4 letter word. Now stop embarrassing the educational system which has clearly failed you, and go back to tik tok til you can parse things properly.
@@millhousemillard2140 What, no "witty" comeback, Sonny-Jim? No clap-back, Punky Brewster? Did the parents take away your iPhone til you finished this week's homework?
I like to think the rocket spun around the Earth a bunch of times and crash-landed in the midwest. The rest of the movie takes place in the middle of Wisconsin.
Don't worry, the giant lizards are normal. I've checked.
Amazing theory, I just imagine that a mile to the left sits a Wendy’s.
and a Pamida@@spencerthestupidsamurai7326
"That's one small step for man, one giant step... onto a cow pie" - Servo
1950's planetary expedition checklist....
1. dames.....check
2. hunting rifles......check
3. atom bomb.....check
When travelling to an entirely new world, always take someone with zero sense of adventure! Bonus points if they'll go to pieces at the appearance of a snake.
4 people travel to another planet and spend the whole time sarcastically complaining as if the trip is incredibly inconvenient for them.
That would be me. I am terrified of 🐍 snakes!
"Take my hand I'm a stranger with parasites"...😂 brilliant!
Ah 50s movies scientists. come up on a giant iguana and start firing unprovoked.
In all fairness, Godzilla was wondering around at that time. You really can't take any chances with those darned giant lizards.
God- "Ah, you were born in New Jersey, eh?"
Crow- "I thought I smelled something."
I grew up watching MST3K with my brothers, I love the humor and nostalgia, watching old episodes from the 90's and early 2000's on CZcams and seeing new episodes since then. :D
The way he handled that ... (uh lemur?) killed me! Poor thing.
Why? They have a prehensile tail, they use it to hang from branches and balance. That animal didn’t feel any pain from being held and grabbed by its tail.
this is one of my favorite Joel episodes, I don't know what drugs he was on but he seems especially off-the-walls silly in this
"I bring a message from Gorgon, he tells you not to come here! Please, listen to the sacred writings I bring! I implore you!!!"
1:27:43 That might be a reference to A Nightmare on Elm Street. There is a scene where Freddy Krueger says "I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy."
Per, your reference to Joel and controlled substances - I would say that a "heapin' helpin'" of ole Mary-Jane, would probably not be beyond the realm of probability..heh..heh..heh. 🚬 😲😏😊😋😉🤣🤣🤣
I don't think there's an episode where he doesn't seem, uhm, out of this world 😂
They've said that none of them were high during filming, but the interns often were. However, it really says a lot about someone when they think it takes drugs to do creative things.
@@thedacardea416 I think it's less "Being creative" and more the way his eyes look and his general Shaggy-like posture.
I love it when Joel is aggressively tired and weird. His lemur puppet bit is my favorite example of this so far.
Green Gizmonics jump suit! Pretty rare for Joel, isn't it? I think I've only seen red.
Aggressively tired and weird.
Big mood. And so true.
I like the idea that St. Peter reviews your driving record to determine your eternal fate
"Hey Bob, I just got a new pet Iguana. Her name is Peaches!"
"Neat! I just got a new camera!"
".....i got an idea! Is the zoo still open?"
"Take your foot off of the clutch!"
LOL!
That lizard was just minding its own business until Dude Dudeson opened fire...
Crow has the most beautiful eyes!
"Hello Sir Goopus von Drakesnot." Forrester, you were genius.
I never get tired of the Joey The Lemur skit. It's like Joel is having a psychotic episode :')
Yes, it does make one wonder what he was thinking~!
looked like a 3 yr old playing with a new toy.
Missed Reference: 14:38
"You omitted the body of the letter" is from the 1930 film Animal Creckers, starring the Marx Brothers. Groucho dictates a letter to Zeppo, who omits the entire body because he didn't think it was important.
This is one of the best of the early episodes, but the lizard violence is rough to watch nowadays. It makes Catching Trouble look like a petting zoo.
+Yusuf Naqvi Probably because at least Catching Trouble the bots got revenge!
The whole courtroom thing was hilariously bizarre. And the idea was really good.
If you combine that Joe guy with Mad Max and you would get the guy who gets behind me on the way to work every morning.
The closing monologue was genius
"Consider your qualifications, can YOU pass judgment on Joe?" 5 star writing for a safety video.
you will hear Joe Doakes mentioned at times in later shows - even in the Mike years.
...George Mathews, who played the Guardian Angel in the New Jersey traffic film, also played ‘Harvey’ in the Honeymooners episode where Ralph inadvertently challenges Harvey to a fight.
I knew I recognized that voice from somewhere. "Har-VEY? You're gonna tell HarVEY?"
"Relax - there's a bee the size of a moose over there, and you want him to relax?"
The only thing he doesn't try to shoot is the giant snake that's crawling towards his sleeping friends.
It realised who's camp it was intruding and GTFO
It was like he wanted it to kill that other guy.
I feel so bad for the lizards in this film
I had an iguana. Vincent was a sweetie.
Very colorful. Turquoise & Gold on his head & neck. We had our lunch together at the salad bar. 🥗 Iguanas don't eat bugs. Maybe they Will eat them but, he liked melon & lettuce.
🥗 🦎🍓
Andrew, they are the stars!
a powerful sentence out of context
CROW: What is this?
SERVO: King Dinosaur.
JOEL: Yeah, King Dinosaur.
CROW: Oh.
SERVO: It's a Lippert film.
CROW: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Big thanks to whoever provides the annotations, it adds so much and makes me think of VH1 pop up videos!!
RIP Burt I. Gordon. You’ve been loved.
Man, Joel really ruled that short. Every one of his riffs had me cracking up!
I love MST3K, especially the episodes with Joel Hodgson, and as hilarious as the opening theme is the closing theme is rather solemn.
The MST3K closing theme haunts me with crippling nostalgia for a time I barely remember.
@@Shad0wSpill I always feel the need to stand and put my hand over my heart when I hear the closing theme.
The closing theme is religious in its evocative power. 🙏🏼😭
Joe's guardian angel to Joe once he's been released from his obligation: "To hell with you! I'm outta here." Joel is hilarious!
Had a hard day today, thanks for cheering me up! I really do feel happy watching this show. Great therapy for me, can't afford much else.
They call Joe a lemur, but I'm pretty sure he's a kinkajou. Certainly a random animal to include, but I guess they needed a mild mannered mammal that had a strong enough tail that wouldn't break after being slung over the guy's shoulder like a handbag.
i think the pening credits called him a honey bear, but crow acknowledged they don't know what he is
+vladnefarious *opening credits
Jfc.
They called an iguana a t-rex so not a huge leap from kinkajou to lemur I guess
Yeah. They may have used some other shots, but in the scene where they're handling him, he appears to be a kinkajou. I think "honey bear" is another name for kinkajou.
"Mr. Lippert, it won't make a dime." ~ Ray Bradbury
I'm an hour in and have yet to see a dinosaur, much less a King Dinosaur.
Wait’ll you see Gremlins.
I appreciate this film's nuanced take on hyper-realistic hard sci-fi. So many modern movies just hand-wave away details that this film takes so seriously. I especially enjoyed the depiction of alien crocodiles without Hollywood's usual cheese.
Also the depiction of strong, independent females in this movie is a real indictment of modern movies
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the words of Robin Hood in the movie Time Bandits, "what awful people"
I’ve got Joey the Lemur stuck in my head now.
One of my favs, loop it and sleep to it. MST3K is my religion.
VVhipReck praise the bots.
the quality of these episodes is A+. thanks as always for the uploads, guys!!
I about lost it when Crow borrowed Tim Conway’s foreign accent to be Marie Curie.
I thought it was Steve Martin's wild and crazy guy accent.
New Jersey was actually the pinnacle of considerate driving until this PSA came out. Then everyone went okay, that looks fun!
"Hey, what's going on, peace friends?" kills me everytime
A JET engine, built to withstand the PRESSURES of outer space?
Science!!
"No animals were harmed in the making of-oh...oh..."
Does anyone else wonder why they detonated a nuclear device, for literally no reason? They made it safely away from the island, but left a bomb there to destroy it completely, instead of saying:
"Later expeditions are going to love researching that island!"
That's how dinosaurs went extinct. They just killed each other in repeated two-dino combat over two people hiding in a cave.
54:45- "get out of the way you had your chance!" LOL i love Crow
Boy, Joel was really giving it to that Lemur!
Not more than a few dozen lizards were harmed in the making of this movie - it was NOT worth it.
“Let’s get on with the charges”
“Visa or MasterCard? haha”
Hey, I like walking in the rain, Chinese food, mushing up my ice cream & yes Necco wafers ruke! The chocolate ones, not the pinks they Proto Bisho. 😱👀👍🤓🌟🌟🍿🍸🦎.
This is amazing. I'm actually enjoying myself while reading the comments. Learning so much right now.
I always enjoy reading the comments of MST3K episodes.
Amazing? Really?
It's so quaint to hear them groan the way they do about Robert Lippert and the like. If only they knew at the time what anguish was to be wrought upon them in a couple years by the mighty Coleman Francis. Look upon him, riffers, and despair!
Coleman Francis & Tony Cardoza. They don't make 'em like that any more!
37:58 Don’t you hate it when you park your car at a handicap spot and it’s too far from the mall? 😂
Omg, thank you for the annotations. My dad would get these jokes, but mid-20th century pop culture references go right over my head.
Great, thanks for making me feel old. :p
Mid-20th century? 1990? That's only 26 years ago, not exactly ancient.
They made a 'Leave it to Beaver' reference.
+BethPaige Mid-20th century is 1950, not 1990. O.o
Yes, I know. That's what I said.
Seriously the worst "scientists" ever. They freaked out and shot an innocent ball python.
my first mst3k video its gr8!
I remember watching this when it was on TV, you have to pay close attention to get all the jokes but some of their references are funny as shit.
who needs things like "characters" and "dialogue" when you can have VO and B-Roll
Animal abuse: the movie!
After 30 years the song still gets me going.
"I think the film in this lake is better than the film we're watching."
I LOVED MST3K best with Joel!!! And CROOOOOOW is my fave!!!
Dear santa, i only want one thing for christmas, a robot with bowling pin mouth and hockey mask hair.
Missed reference: 1:29:23 "Help, Mr. Wizard! Help!"
This is a reference to Tooter Turtle cartoons. In each episode, Tooter would learn about a new job, place, or time in history, thanks to his friend, Mr. Wizard the Lizard. At the end of each cartoon as things spiraled out of control, Tooter would shout out "Help, Mr. Wizard" and he'd be returned to reality.
That must be the basis for when Neo is running from the Agents in The Matrix, trying to get back to the real world! "Mr. Wizard, find me an exit!"
Drizzle drazzle druzzle drone time for this one to come home :*)
I still remember that cartoon - even though I haven't seen it, in 30 odd years. Ahhhhh.... nostalgia CAN be fun ! Thanks for mentioning that. 😏😍🙂👌🏾
more to the point, the turtle would do something dumb and get a bunch of cowboys or knights or somebody pissed off at him
JOEY THE LEMUR!!! *flails joey around*
To anyone who doesn't like this episode, there's a traffic court angel
with lots of free time on his hands now, and he'll be glad to keep
you company until you come to your senses.
Like the movie but not the crud before the movie
It’s the 12th plague. And lo, did God send angels to torment the motorists...
If that angel was his guardian for 15 years, and they spoke on the war effort we can calculate the current year to be roughly 1943-44, maybe 45, so this angel died say 1928, which would be around the time automobiles became prevalent. Not sure if that was intentional or if the makers hit a bullseye blindfolded.
Nobody said anyone was required to like EVERY episode. There are a few I don't like due to too much violence.
Gecko-Roman wrestling ... I ❤️ MST3000 ...
22:03 that's is actually a reference to an often forgotten story. It was reported that a man just "disappeared in front of their eyes" while crossing the street and several dozen years later a man, who suddenly appeared on the street, was hit and killed by a car. The ID matched the man who disappeared last century, not a day older.
We forgot your comment 7 years ago, and remembered it just now... and it's just the same, hasn't aged at all..... :)
Crow: "Oh, the pain..." line from Dr. Smith in Lost in Space.
Jeez, that scientist guy shoved the hell outta that scientist lady!
Lol Tom Servo harmonizing "do-do-do!" to the soundtrack at 40:04
And the boys' laughing at the guy's question at 58:40
Classic moments.
Joel's voices for lemurs and snakes and so forth are what happiness is made of. (See also The Giant Gila Monster and Ring of Terror.) ❤️🐍🦎🐾
"Shall I go backwards??"
@29:58. Is where king dinosaur movie starts at you could skip the first video and go directly to the movie we all intend to watch 👍🏼👍🏼
this movie brought to you from the era that believed animals don't feel pain!
but honestly seeing that iguana bleeding and spasm in pain was pretty gross.
Why are these PSA videos always about angels
That part with the snake at 49:20 always makes me laugh.. Did they really need to fire 2 rifle rounds into it? They could have just walked away.. :P
Lady gets attacked by a snake & the doctor says "this looks like a good place to camp, it'll be easier to find our way in the daylight." Even though it looks like high noon, they decide to camp because it's getting too dark.
Amazing how much better they are at this than the people in Alien Covenant and Prometheus.
This movie has a more coherent plot too😂😂
"King Dinosaur", AKA a dwarf caiman, an iguana, and a Gila monster.
"American space explorers", AKA "we brought an arsenal of guns and a _friggin' nuclear bomb_ into space and we pointlessly killed all the wildlife!"
a mime-crushing unicycle could come in mighty handy.
I just want to say that "Eighty-Sixed," "Hasta Luego Buckwheat," and "Deep-Six Holiday" would all be really good band names.
This short speaks to my soul.
Guy plays car tag!
D: they shouldn't remove their suits if there's bacteria that's not on earth, just cause they can breathe the air doesn't mean they won't get a dangerous illness or infection
To be fair to them, the odds anything alive on another planet having any reaction at all to us/with us/inside us is essentially zero.
None of that was made out of DNA, for CERTAIN, and on that slim 1 in a trillion that it was, it would be almost entirely unmatching with us.
Digestion is about the most dangerous reaction they would have, one way or the other.
I'm not saying you're wrong, any non zero risk removing the suits is a stupid one.... but, I mean. They were in literally no danger of getting sick, I'm sure.
That's not how microbes work, mate. It's difficult enough for diseases to jump species, nevermind entirely different genetic (or WHATEVER) makeups.
That driving PSA really got me thinking 😂
We don´t know, the days might be different here - Let´s say it´s 3 pm, then we will have 3-4 hours till darkness - Are you shitting me?
maybe someone who lived in New England?
19:50 - In the 1977 movie "Oh, God!", George Burns utters the line "So help me me!" when he, as God, is called to testify at trial.