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  • Hillarious stand up routine which involved too much alcohol!
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Komentáře • 86

  • @TheAtlarchy
    @TheAtlarchy Před měsícem +96

    Cardinal - High ranked Roman Catholic Bishop from Vatican

    • @MonikaMazgola
      @MonikaMazgola Před 29 dny +6

      Usualy wearing purple dress

    • @xkylox357
      @xkylox357 Před 29 dny +11

      @@MonikaMazgola Bishops are wearing purple "dresses", cardinals are dressed in red

    • @Paolo-gj7ip
      @Paolo-gj7ip Před 29 dny +2

      From Vatican? 😁

    • @Holy_flipflops_of_Moses
      @Holy_flipflops_of_Moses Před 29 dny

      Basically a bloke in red dress

    • @jahoonotes
      @jahoonotes Před 27 dny +1

      @@Paolo-gj7ip Blessed by Vatican, obviously stationary in PL.

  • @tomek05901
    @tomek05901 Před měsícem +40

    "Zakupy w hipermarkecie" - the best performence of Cezary Pazura.

    • @mbuszka5295
      @mbuszka5295 Před 27 dny +2

      *DEFINITELY!*
      I doubt it is translated, but if he watch whole 40-50 minutes of it, he will have AMAZING time. If it ever got translated, as it was... 2007? I think. But, YES. You are person of culture. ❤

  • @dariuszmyk1
    @dariuszmyk1 Před měsícem +46

    Cezary Pazura is, above all, a great actor, both in comedy and drama. In his comedy roles, he was often called the "Polish Jim Carrey". Stand-up performances are just an addition to his extensive acting career.

  • @annemaryheliasz8614
    @annemaryheliasz8614 Před měsícem +26

    Pazura is an actor above all. The woman who's laughing so much when he's talking about a woman of his life is his wife at the time (must be an old performance). And the "kardynał" is the most important title below the Pope in the Catholic Church.

    • @Rhakio
      @Rhakio Před měsícem +2

      To ma ponad 20 lat

  • @zmaganiadsc
    @zmaganiadsc Před 29 dny +7

    You are spot on, Cezary Pazura is definitely a story teller, he has his channel on CZcams and many followers.

  • @buzzkillroza499
    @buzzkillroza499 Před měsícem +17

    Grumpiest one man comedy performer - Andrzej Poniedzielski. We dont call them stand up comedians. 😊

  • @Wojciech_Zielinski
    @Wojciech_Zielinski Před 29 dny +4

    Really nice, good old school of cabaret.

  • @MaKi_BJJ
    @MaKi_BJJ Před 28 dny +4

    Pazura is like Polish version of Jim Carey

  • @aleksanderdomanski222
    @aleksanderdomanski222 Před 26 dny

    Lots (if not most) stand up comedians are self taught who started as na amateur then turned into being full time profesional.
    Cezary Pazura is a legit actor who finished proper actor school. Hard one. Probably the best one in Poland. He plays in big feature movies (main characters, supporting), on stage etc. So he is a profeshional. He knows how to act.

  • @bostonskiherbaciarz
    @bostonskiherbaciarz Před měsícem +7

    Polish Jim Carrey

  • @Cubus-zapasowy
    @Cubus-zapasowy Před 27 dny +1

    I recommended it some time ago on Discord. Glad to see the reaction.
    And - kardynał (Cardinal) is a title in Catholic Church. Drunk dude basically thought a priest is a woman (because of them both wearing a robe).

  • @T_Witek_T
    @T_Witek_T Před 29 dny +6

    Obviously, he wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

  • @elag912
    @elag912 Před měsícem +6

    "If there's more of him", maybe watch Killer, a bit older Polish comedy movie? Not necessarily on YT, just for yourself. Classic, we still quote many scenes from it 😂

  • @BaldurMS
    @BaldurMS Před měsícem +7

    To help u understand what is Cardinal -> most famous is Cardinal Richelieu ;) and cardinals wear red robes

  • @Bozo2kPL
    @Bozo2kPL Před měsícem +5

    Cardinal is a highest person in church in local city

  • @tomaszrydzewski4011
    @tomaszrydzewski4011 Před 28 dny

    Pazura is "Polish Jim Carrey" - in Polish scale of course. Jim Carrey is his inspiration and I think - he's one of the best (not only Polish) actors. Stand up comedy is only tiny fraction of his career.

  • @Incognitiv
    @Incognitiv Před 29 dny +2

    Pazura (Cezary, or how he likes to call himself "Wujek Czarek", so "Uncle Czarek", because he has also a brother - "Radek" or "Radosław") had a fairly (still has) prolific career, not only in comedy, but especially as an actor. He is still widely known in here, and had many great roles, so - fortunately - he isn't labelled as just a one-role actor.
    There were rumours that he based his comedy skills on Jim Carrey, they both have quite a similar style, especially Pazura in "13 Posterunek" albeit.... you can see that there is a slight difference between those two.
    What's better, he also has a CZcams channel of his own, but unfortunately doesn't do automatic captions, until... someone asked his personal editor with whom Cezary has a good relationship / contact.

  • @ashCKM
    @ashCKM Před měsícem +7

    Cardinal is the highest priest (in catholic church) after pope, there is one or only few in every country. His clothes are purple (and as priest clothes looks like a dress)

    • @malkontentniepoprawny6885
      @malkontentniepoprawny6885 Před 29 dny

      Also an american bird, named after that rank priest, because of his plumage.

    • @ashCKM
      @ashCKM Před 29 dny

      @@malkontentniepoprawny6885 tak, Pazura mowil o tym, ze wszedl na salę ptak i pomylil go z kobiietą... xD

    • @malkontentniepoprawny6885
      @malkontentniepoprawny6885 Před 29 dny

      @@ashCKM Nie , i nigdzie tego nie sugerowałem, ale jeżeli tak myślisz, to nie mamy o czym dyskutować, cieżko mi zejść na ten poziom.

  • @malwinakesicka3371
    @malwinakesicka3371 Před 29 dny +3

    If you like grumpy, try to watch Andrzej Poniedzielski :)

  • @ZoeMuller80
    @ZoeMuller80 Před měsícem +7

    you need to watch 13 posterunek or 13th precinct? with english subtitles

  • @arturkranz-dobrowolski2959

    0:58 "...de la France". In Poland, syphilis is also called franca [pron: frantza], or French disease.

  • @Demogorgon333
    @Demogorgon333 Před 29 dny

    Damn how he was young XD Now he have his own YT channel and make it funny in his own funny way :) 501 like here :) Greetings :)

  • @barbaraleliva7923
    @barbaraleliva7923 Před měsícem +4

    Cezary - swietny aktor..

  • @jestdobre
    @jestdobre Před 28 dny +1

    Jakie słońce Polsatu, jaki młody!?
    On chyba ma swój kanał teraz na yt.

  • @grzegorzwozniak4908
    @grzegorzwozniak4908 Před 29 dny +1

    You should definitely watch his "Shopping with mother in law" performance. It's about 30 minutes long performance but it's hilarious

  • @lamerekeklerek
    @lamerekeklerek Před 29 dny +1

    6:50 Cardinal is one of the men next in rank to the Pope in the Roman Catholic Church and on the daily basis they are wearing red and/or purple robes (He was refering to that at 5:12).^^

  • @Roxson_
    @Roxson_ Před 28 dny

    Not Cezary Pazura's, but I recommend you watch Neo-Nówka's 'Niebo 2060', which is the same skit you already watched on your channel, 'Heaven', but as if they were acting it out in the 2060 when they are old.

  • @igajoanna
    @igajoanna Před 29 dny +3

    I am from Poland , and Belive me Cezary is one of the Best polish actor

  • @cynxmanga
    @cynxmanga Před 2 dny

    "She" had "her" hands put together but it was actually a cardinal in red outfit - some Christian position I think, a dude ofc and he (Pazura) was too drunk to notice 😂

  • @neomarex
    @neomarex Před měsícem +1

    Czarek wymiata :)

  • @majasiuda1830
    @majasiuda1830 Před 28 dny +1

    I recommend Hrabi cabaret, eg. Narwana kobieta

  • @lidiapoczyczynska6623
    @lidiapoczyczynska6623 Před 29 dny

    Uwielbiam Czarka, świetny aktor i cudowny stendaper 👍😁❤️🇵🇱

  • @KurczakChicken
    @KurczakChicken Před měsícem

    Uwielbiam Pazurę ❤

  • @PiotrPieszynski
    @PiotrPieszynski Před 29 dny

    Cardinal is a very important priest

  • @magdasz.5247
    @magdasz.5247 Před 29 dny

    I like it a lot "Pijany kierowca".

  • @adamk.837
    @adamk.837 Před 21 dnem

    2:14 he is an actor so maybe thats why he sometimes moves hands so much

  • @MarcinCG
    @MarcinCG Před 29 dny

    You need to watch Cezary Pazura - Zakupy z teściową

  • @Betsky4495
    @Betsky4495 Před 29 dny +1

    You mast watch movie ,,chłopaki nie płaczą,,

  • @losiak
    @losiak Před měsícem +3

    Just look for roman catholic cardinal, this is what he meant.

  • @SPAWN30670
    @SPAWN30670 Před 29 dny

    It's not just Poles who have heroes.
    "Honour to his memory" - Peter Fouche
    BBC: British founder of charity dies on 'battlefield' in Ukraine
    Peter Fouche, the British founder of a charity supporting Ukrainian front-line soldiers, died "like a hero on the battlefield", the BBC reports, citing his organisation Project Konstantin.
    Peter Fouche, 49, from London, died on 27 June while working as a medic on the front line in eastern Ukraine, the organisation he founded, Project Konstantin, reported.
    Co-founder of the organisation Halyna Zhuk said that Fouche "lived like a hero and died like a hero".
    "His heroism knew no bounds"
    A statement issued by the organisation said that "no words or expressions can express what Peter meant to us all". "Pete's unwavering dedication, endless compassion and unwavering commitment to Ukraine and its people have had a lasting impact on the lives of countless people", it added.
    "His heroism knew no bounds. He took an active part in rescuing over 200 wounded Ukrainian soldiers, evacuating civilians from the most dangerous frontline cities, and providing humanitarian aid to the residents of these cities," it was emphasized.
    The organization reported that "Pete's courage and selflessness in the face of danger were simply extraordinary, and his actions will forever be engraved in our hearts."
    There are great interviews with him on YT, maybe an episode?

  • @worldcitizen181
    @worldcitizen181 Před 29 dny +2

    Pazura pijany to widział co chciał, a że kardynał czytaj wysoki hierarcha katolicki chodzi w czerwonej todze, sutannie to wziął go za elegancką wysoką modelkę w czerwonej sukni.

    • @xot80
      @xot80 Před 29 dny

      purpurowej stąd jego nazwa purpurat. purpurat jest z reguły grubym niskim łysym...

    • @worldcitizen181
      @worldcitizen181 Před 29 dny

      @@xot80 No i masz, dobra załóżmy, że tego nie wiem i jestem daltonistą, a ty będziesz robił za szczególarza na czacie i tłumaczył chłopu różnice. 😂

  • @user-ns5sf2nm5p
    @user-ns5sf2nm5p Před 26 dny

    Stand up z pazurem ;P

  • @darragh5250
    @darragh5250 Před 29 dny

    Polish Jim Carrey. Przepraszam Panie Czarku 😁

  • @maciejbaranowski8116
    @maciejbaranowski8116 Před 29 dny

    Cardinal - Bishop

  • @marcinrafalski
    @marcinrafalski Před měsícem

    ❤❤❤

  • @Damian-i5f
    @Damian-i5f Před 29 dny

    What u should do is watch each video twice,once reading subs so u know what it is about and then second time paying attention to Cezary himself,otherwise u loose a lot m8.

  • @PJ_75
    @PJ_75 Před 29 dny +1

    Cezary Pazura is Polish Jim Carey

  • @jerzytelepko1389
    @jerzytelepko1389 Před 29 dny

    Kardynal - a higher person in hierarchy of catholic Church that Bishop

  • @Shinobi560
    @Shinobi560 Před 29 dny

    Wow, bro what happened to your fingers? 😢

    • @RobReacts1
      @RobReacts1  Před 29 dny

      I get bad eczma do put strong cream on them and covered with plasters. Its not nice

    • @Shinobi560
      @Shinobi560 Před 29 dny

      @@RobReacts1 heal your fingers. Zdrowia ☺

    • @emiliaw.5555
      @emiliaw.5555 Před 29 dny

      ​@@RobReacts1polecam Latopic krem. On jest dedykowany dla dzieci ale dorosłym też można. Pomaga na takie poważne choroby skóry. Ma specyficzny zapach, ale działa 👌. Pozdrawiam. 🙂

  • @acidsuzanne4049
    @acidsuzanne4049 Před 29 dny

    All you had to do was type in google what Kardynał means 🙄

  • @doctorproctor9484
    @doctorproctor9484 Před 20 dny

    This isn't stand-up!

  • @movemelody1
    @movemelody1 Před měsícem +3

    Nie przepadami za aktorstwem Pazury i nie lubię stand-upów chociaż ten występ, jak i z kabaretem "Ani mru, mru", nawet zabawne. Przynajmniej nie ma w nim wulgaryzmów, jak w większości tego typu monologów. Szkoda, że tematyka wiecznie wokół alkoholu, jakbyśmy wszyscy byli alkoholikami.

    • @KemytAsceta16
      @KemytAsceta16 Před měsícem

      *stand-upów
      Apostrof piszemy, gdy odmieniamy obcojęzyczny wyraz, który kończy się na niemą głoskę, np. Mike - Mike'a. Pozdrawiam. 😉

    • @misiek_xp4886
      @misiek_xp4886 Před 29 dny

      @@KemytAsceta16 Przy czym bierze się pod uwagę właśnie głoskę (wymawiany dźwięk), a nie literę, np. McCrea - McCreaa. Nikt nie pytał, ale chciałem doprecyzować.

    • @movemelody1
      @movemelody1 Před 29 dny

      ​@@KemytAsceta16
      Słusznie, dzięki, poprawię. 😊

  • @scoff7032
    @scoff7032 Před 29 dny

    You should watch whole thing about how he went with his mother in law to supermarket :D

  • @Memmax13
    @Memmax13 Před 11 dny

    Cezary is polish Jim Carrey

  • @yakeosicki8965
    @yakeosicki8965 Před 29 dny +1

    It's not stand-up or a monologue, it's somewhere in between.

  • @sylwestersylwa3902
    @sylwestersylwa3902 Před 26 dny

    Siemasz, oglądnij Se Telefon z więzienia -KMN

  • @orlenc8142
    @orlenc8142 Před 29 dny

    Pazura is great comedy actor and shitty stand-up comedian.

  • @MarianJakiel
    @MarianJakiel Před 29 dny

    Przynajmniej nie przeklina ,co jest powszechne w polskim standapie .Akurat to jest cienkie ,a ten Agol gówno z tego rozumie.

    • @bzyksyn3950
      @bzyksyn3950 Před 29 dny

      a ty gowno umiesz pisac po polsku