Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner. Epic Rap Battles of History
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▼ CAST ▼
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Bruce Jenner: Nice Peter
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Caitlyn Jenner: NoShame
• #BOTZ - MC Damnit vs N...
Bruce Banner: EpicLLOYD
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The Incredible Hulk: Mike O’Hearn
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Special thanks to Mona Muresan
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Nice Peter
Co-Director:
Mike Betette
Written by:
EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Mike Betette, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore, NoShame
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Michelle Maloney
Production Coordinator:
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Nice Peter
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Costume Designer:
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Make Up:
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"She eighteen? HULK SMASH!" killed me
yeah me too LOL
I cried
I got stomach cramps from laughing.
What that’s way to old to hulk smash. Sorry for cursed comment I had to do it
@@spiritusreality4042 Might wanna check your door for FBI agents.
Jenner’s line: almost the entire battle
Banner still ended up winning with the “kept up with the kardashians but left some kids behind” line.
Subject Delta Δ just as I read the comment the line was played
Just you being you is enough to diss you
I keep rewatching that line
Or best thing you make Kylie ass
"Best thing you make, Kylie ass, she 18? HULK SMASH!"
With Hulk’s low vocabulary skills his verses still went unexpectedly hard. 💯
I was thinking of a certain episode where Hulk and Spiderman swapped minds.
"She eighteen?
HULK SMASH!"
Lost my shit laughing.
Joke: Why were loads of women birthing angry green babies?
Punchline: Because Hulk, SMASH!!!
@@epicrapbattlesofhistoryism2796 ERB is your religion? well, screw being Catholic, I'll come to whatever church you're going to :)
@@marissar.8407 🤣🤣🤣
Hulk won just with that alone
@@gishathosaurus6828 It's not even a roast and he won from it, go Hulk!
"NOT *GENDER* ISSUE, THIS *JENNER* ISSUE! JUST YOU BEING YOU IS ENOUGH TO DISS YOOOUUU!!!" - I give it to Hulk fer this one.
that was a good line.
yup hulk won
DJFlare84 you're lion which means you need a new wardrobe. that word play was strong
DJFlare84 hulk
but Jenner with the comeback Jenner : You got no neck but you still fucking choke
"Hulk no identify as man, me thinks Kate might understand" Hulk had it then and there!
You being you is enough to diss you!
I finally understood what he meant by it
Max The Random Lepurchaun
I’m a ace in the lab acid base and treble so let me break you down on a molecular level
What was so good about this line.
“I don’t identify as man. Neither do you, as you are now identifying as a woman. “
OOOOOOOH DAAAAMN BUUUUURRRN
I love that line
This battle is a prime example of quality vs quantity. It doesn't matter how short banner and hulk's end of the stick was, they both won with every line and Jenner couldn't win with 1 whole ass minute of material.
Hulk smashed jenner, the hulk way
Hulk smash Kylie
the hulk smashes in only one way the hulk way and we love it #.#
Yeeeeehaaaaaaa🎉🎉😂😂
@@Mighty_GrimesNames don’t matter
Except that he made that crass comment about Kylie ...
I just realized in Jenner’s first verse he said Banner cant have sex unless it’s with his cousin, who is she-hulk. If banner tries to have sex with anyone who’s not a hulk then he’ll kill them. That’s a genius line
This actually almost happened in a comic
This did happen in Old Man Logan
Oh...I thought it was just a reference to how he had children w/his cousin in the comics
@@nickyricardo7034 only in the OML alternate universe. Very VERY important to mention that.
Well, at least Hulk's cousin was a female.
Bruce won to be honest
banner or jenner?
Akua Yamika Bruce :)
Akua Yamika well that joke went over your head
+Charlie Dickson right lmfao
Kaizer-Man which one
The only problem I have with this is that Jenner had more Rap Time as the hulk and by more I mean much more
Well I mean there's only so much you can do with a guy that can barely speak basic sentences.
Exactly. Hard to not see some kind of agenda when you make it one sided.
But in Hulk World Comics he can speak very fluently. This vid suffers from the same problems as the last one, but much worse. Banner had a lot less time, just like Austin Powers did. But last battle at least had good-ish lines, and was actually sort of exciting to watch.
This one was just a mess all over. The only good part of this was Banner's first verse.
But, if you were to ask my opinion, so far Season 4 is not that exciting, and it seems like they're starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel.
That Hulk doesnt talk much is a stupid Argument
This battle definitely was NOT worth the wait.
Best flow: Bruce
Best disses: Bruce
Overall winner: Bruce
@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Bruce banner.
@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Welcome
@Super Pwnage takauri 48 That's confidential.
@Super Pwnage takauri 48 my dad won't allow it
@Super Pwnage takauri 48 Thanks
I honestly don't think the problem was Caitlyn having too many lines. The real problem is Hulk didn't have enough.
Didn't need them. The few lines he got destroyed the opposition anyway.
Yeah, it’s not an excess of the feminine, it’s a masculine deficiency.
@@tek512 I don’t think they were needed either, just an observation for the negative nancies on this post complaining about Caitlyn’s part. I think this battle is perfect the way it is
@hexes5122 well to be fair they admitted the hulk wasn't meant not to have Manny lines because they they were going for the hulks limited vocabulary
hulk didnt get enough time to speak
lol
you're a fucking idiot
yeah
I regret nothing lol
Aaron Smith
NOOO
Let's break down the amount of time each got to battle.
0:09-0:37 Bruce Banner
0:38-1:07 Bruce Jenner
1:08-1:25 Transformations
1:26-1:36 Hulk
1:37-1:45 Caitlyn Jenner
1:46-1:55 Hulk
1:56-2:38 Caitlyn Jenner
Banner got 47 seconds total. Jenner got 79 seconds of battle time, and the last verse was 42 seconds long, almost as long as everything of Banner's.
i really like this comment exactly what i was thinking!
You win because you say the right things...
What was that about having a girlfriend? She just made the ditch-you-dash. She 18? Hulk smash!
+Srithor you got a GF wow man how you did this?
This is a rap battle, not a personal boy-girlfriend relationship talk. Each contestant must be given the same time frame just to make it fair and entertaining.
There is almost always a lead in these videos.
Rest here traveler, your journey through nostalgia must be tiring.
Aww yes a checkpoint now I can save my progress
im actually sleepy atm, so this was nice to see ^^
* the sounds of crackling fire are heard inside the warm ebode protecting you from the cold and harsh wilderness of nostalgia
what would you like to do? *
SLEEP SHOP
*>RUMORS* SAVE
LEAVE
@Mr7Reality * ‘investigate space chicken’ has been added to your quest log *
Man, nostalgia doesn't kick in after 3 years. Or maybe it does in the hyper information age
does nobody else appreciate the transitions? I think they’re pretty great especially the medal and the cereal box
I won't lie it was pretty clever.
they hearted your comment!
BRO GOT A HEART NO WAY WTF
"She 18? HULK SMASH!"
Best line eva...
Only 18?
+Zach Korman
If she's 18 then...oh wait...
Ike i fucking died 😂😂😂
Worst*
Yes hulk smash😂😂😂
" These rhyme skills are *not evenly distributed.* " - Guy Fawkes
This should be pinned
@@theproteanbro5994 fucking yes!!!
Well played...don’t move
Bro that's the video I just came from
Xd
Can we all appreciate Hulk giving Cait a sporting chance, standing politely and saying nothing for a minute.
Real standup guy that Hulk
BADUM TSSSSSCCCHHHH!
Ps: Hulk Smashed Jenner
Pure rage control.
Only a real super-hero could have achieved this!
Yeah, real standup....
Until he sits down
Well, Hulk is famous for his restraint, after all.
I mean, dude also made a weird comment about Kylie, so I am happy he didnt get more chances to be a creep
"Best thing you make! KYLIE ASS!!!"
"She 18?! HULK SMASH!!!!!!"
I absolutely died 😭😭💀💀💀
he do be speaking fax tho
"I'm an ace in the lab/acid base and treble/so let me break you down on a molecular level" is a hugely underrated line
And the way he slowly turns to look in the microscope after saying so many syllables so quickly, so dope
Kristos Samaras that line was smoother than silk
as a musician, hearing that line made me straight cum
@@Jodus_MacGotuss minus hulk smash this is my favorite line of the video. I really wish they would remake the second half. I want to hear more lines from hulk.
@@Jodus_MacGotuss fr, shit was so smooth and epic.
"Best thing you make? Kylie ass"
Hulk killed it with that line tbh
yes, thank you.
krakendude2 yee and when he said "hulk gonna smash" haha he killed it
krakendude2 jmmn
Really?I felt like the best line in the entire thing was "Just you being you is enough to diss you"
arron quah personally the best line was "I heard you're good at running, you're just like The Flash especially in the 100 meter ditch your wife dash"
Banner's first verse remains one of the best flows in ERB. so underrated
“I hear you’re good at running, you’re just like the flash. Especially in the 100 meter ditch your wife dash”
“Kept up with the Kardashians but kept some kids behind” 💀
Banner won no question
And run along, quickly. he might get cranky. But frankly? You wouldn’t like him when he gets angry. Idk. Lol
funny how Hulk can murder with a rap but Jenner needs a car to do it
ERB, HIRE THIS MAN 7 MOS AGO!
Sweet Jesus man
A car? I’m lost
Oh
@@toneoftones7053 she had a vehicular manslaughter case
"No gender issue, this Jenner issue, just you being you is enough to diss you!" This line right there is the reason Hulk got so little screen time, they had to make up for that complete murder.
Yeah. Hulk had so little time, but just straight up murdered Jenner.
It’s only fair that way
@@justintime6998 how?
@@justintime6998 You’re an idiot
@@justintime6998 Damn, thats not a problem
1:25 that beat drop with hulks voice matched so perfectly
Honestly I think No Shame wrote Caitlyns verses. They just don't seem to be the same quality of writing and research NicePeter and EpicLloyd are known for in their verses.
Bruce Banner: 29 seconds
Bruce Jenner: 39 seconds
Hulk: 18 seconds
Caitlyn Jenner: 53 seconds
Dont want any backlash lol
18 seconds?
HULK SMASH!!
But hulk doesn't talk alot so it's kinda staying true to character
And yet Bruce Banner/Hulk still won.
Enough said.
“In this battle, there is no balance.”
-J. Robert Oppenheimer
Hulk SMASH
@@VeenzGG "4 days ago"
Ray Ash that was the worst erb ever
@@32gigs96 excuse me?
Ghenfis Khan v Easter bunny?
Ellen DeGeneres vs Oprah Winfrey?
Mcdonalds vs Burger King?
Trump vs Clinton?
PYXEL Ellen and trump ones where good dude. The view counts prove that. And if u didn’t like them at least they had a fun beat and you know... good delivery instead the boring piece of shit that was
Caitlyns line should have ended at 2:29 then you could have added another hulk line then added the rest of Caitlyns verse. Thats just my opinion.
I still don’t understand why ERB would think people would want more screen time from the controversial former decathlon athlete who hangs out with the Kardashians than one of coolest fictional characters of all time
Not fair. Hulk didn't get enough mic time.
Yeah, but he got better rhymes than Caitlyn, who has mostly rapping unspecific things about him having bad clothes and "hating himself" (?)
and cleverly rhyming "hating yourself" with "blaming yourself"
vibovitold Yeah, the four "yourself" lines also made the battle shit, and the entire Daddy and Kitchen Tile lines were unnecessary.
Jenner was accusing Hulk of being a self loathing gay dude.
The verse "But if you think you're looking good in those torn ass clothes, you're lying which means you need a new wardrobe." is a reference to Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
Well, there's only so much you can say about Bruce Jenner and only so many jokes you can make without pissing off millions of people.
why did Jenner have 90% of the rapping time??
Tyler Solorzano hulk doesn't talk much
Hulk still won :P
Well to be fare, the Hulk is not usually about long winded sentences, he is more about beating the ever living shit out if people. He doesn't talk all that much and I think that's what ERB was going for. Though I too was a little disappointed that the Hulk only got in a few lines, but despite that I still think he totally won.
Lord Megaton Fair*
hulk doesnt rap neither but yet hes doing it, stop making excuses this is a fictional series and should give fair time to both.
2:28 Hulk shouldve started rapping again after this line. This line even had the pause that the lines that end verses have.
“Just you being you, is enough to diss you.” 😂😂
Banner's first verse is really satisfying to listen to
I love the way he sort of bobs his head when he says "especially in the 100m ditch-your-wife dash"
Right? I love the way he says “So let me break you down on a molecular level”
@@theluigifan1 Yep it's really smooth.
@@theluigifan1 i think everybody loves that sentence xd
Beautiful
The way he says "so let me break you down on the molecular level" Is very satisfying
I agree.
I agree
I agree
I come back only for that tbh
I agree.
“She 18? Hulk smash” is wild💀
Would've been canceled now a days lol 😂
“you’re lying which means you need a new wardrobe”
lion, witch and wardrobe!! i just got that!
“She 18? Hulk SMASH!!”
this was.......
Unexpected
Hulk is Hulk
No identify as man
Me thinks Cait might understand
No Gender issue
This Jenner issue
Just you being you is enough to diss you!
It had me dead
Hulk is a green gamma thing of culture
Honestly, look closely at Hulk...He is trying to get lines in, but Jenner is intentionally hogging it. Maybe they did this to show that Jenner is getting too much attention than she deserves
*he
*They
+TheTdw2000 you transphobic piece of trash.
+colorfulfusion I am very afraid of them. I mean, have you ever SEEN them?
lol
Bruce Banner/ Hulk was winner, but I gotta give Caitlyn the points for actually getting in the race even if it was too late... because after the transition Caitlyn's rapping improved immensely...
Also the line "No gender issue, this Jenner issue, just you being you is enough to diss you!" Is essentially my view on her. It's also the point of an entire South Park episode, so thats fucking hilarious too.
Her? That is a male and will always be one
@@TrajTheHroth bro that was from over a year ago
The fact is, i dont even hate Caitlyn's second verse, it's just completely unfair the ridiculous amount of extra time she gets.
NO GENDER ISSUE.
THIS JENNER ISSUE.
JUST YOU BEING YOU IS ENOUGH TO DISS YOU!
@Wes Jeselnick Aye.... But at the same time, that one line from Banner was nearly as good as her whole rap, so ya know. Fair game xd
I said "winner winner chicken diner" after that one. There was really no point in going any farther then that.
@Wes Jeselnick *He. Male anatomy and xy chromosomes = male. No matter how much SJWs like you cry and scream about it.
@Wes Jeselnick *HE*. He ain't a homophobe. And that blocks science sjw libtard.
That line was enough to win this
She 18? *HULK SMASH!*
Gothic Orphan best line in the video😂
@@jam5287 True.
Had me ded
Everyone's talking about Hulk not having enough time, but I really think all he needed was 2 more lines, say after Cait tries to shoot him:
"Why you pull gun? You take too far! How you kill Hulk? You not driving car!"
Cheese and Rice! That last line is golden.
LMAO I wish they did that
I'm disappointed that Bruce/Hulk never mentioned how Jenner literally murdered someone by running them over and got off scott free
Come again now?
@@agedstring Oh you didn't know?
czcams.com/video/QYuh39ykG2U/video.html
@@agedstringJust google it, Caitlyn Jenner was involved in a vehicular manslaughter case, it’s pretty much widely known for it to have been her.
Hulk got like 1/4 of the time Caitlyn did....and still won
"Best thing you make, Kylie ass, She 18? Hulk Smash" Bro this had me dying So savagely fun
marvin harvey funniest verse 😂😂
If there really was a hulk, kylie would let him smash.
Once you go green you never go back.
Yesss Lmaooo
Dwl dude, I exploded. Too funny man.
This is like when someone tries to tell an unfunny joke and you can already see how it ends, but they just keep going
Great way to describe it.
THE FACT THAT THEY HAD THEM BOTH TRANSITION FOR THE SECOND HALF IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HILARIOUS
She got twice as many lines yet still lost, damn.
she?
He*
@@lilblanco7469 She*
give me some sugar bAbY nope definitely a he
@@sorandomandquirky9425 In what imaginary world is someone with xy chromosomes a woman? Did you fail biology?
Flo from Progressive Vs Jake from State Farm
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
YES
This will make my day and every day that follows 😂😂
Yes. Just yes
Yes
"You being you is enough to diss you".. lol. Pretty accurate
Something that fucking kills me about this battle is how good the first two verses are and it just goes ENTIRELY down the fucking hill.
1:55 is where it gets bad when they first tranansform there are still good bars
yeah, i feel like the last bar could have been executed wayy better, then it wouldve been a really good erb imo
They had to give Jenner 3x the rapping time to make it more balanced since Banner basically destroyed Jenner in his first verse
In all 3 verses.
The last 2 lines that Bruce Jenner had were good, but Catlyin Jenner though ...
lies
@@KingCrow404 though what
"Kept up with the Kardashians and left some kids behind" Daaaaaamn. Seriously though, Banner rapped way less and still managed to destroy Jenner.
XDgamer totally
can remember how hard this got flamed when it was first released, but looking back this was a another good ass battle from erb
except for that weird transformation scene and the shitty last verse and hulk's (not banner's) terrible flow
"You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line" is very underrated
The Three Musketeers vs. The Three Stooges
Yus needs to make
Three Stooges vs Marx Bros is way better
The Three musketeers vs NWA
hell yeah
this ain't clash royale
"She 18? Hulk smash."Yep, we all know who won.
Utter Trash I don't think that 1 line beats 10 lines at the end
ZECHROM the fact that they gave "Bruce" Jenner the other half of the video is kinda cheap, I'm sure Hulk would have done a lot better if he had more lines, but I guess it would have been more PC to cater to Caitlyn Jenner so as to avoid a Civil Rights conflict. ;)
Utter Trash you can win with only one line? No, that's not how it works
Utter Trash not hulk lol
Cameron Gilbert Or maybe the Hulk just isn't the most verbose character in existence
0:21 “let me break you down on a molecular level” the flow🔥
Missed opportunity to talk about her murdering a guy.
Missed opportunity to have Dr Bruce/Hulk vs Dr Jekyll/Hyde.
Yeeeees
that would have been way better
That would have been excellent.
I agree :(
Yeah we lost it
"Hey what happen to caitlyn?" " Bruce BANNED HER"
That was actually really funny.
him
W
Him
w
1:00 Old Man Logan reference. Nice.
okay this is good I'm not going to lie
"The a hundred meter ditch your wife dash!" 😂😂😂💀💀💀
A weirdo is here I loved that line so much
A weirdo is here
I made the likes 666
B E S T T H I N G Y O U M A K E ?
*K Y L I E A S S*
Ok hulk you win this one.
She 18?
HULK SMASH
HULK SMASH
This was ahead of its time
There are so many good lines from this! Banner's "molecular level" and "run along" ones were my favorite of his. He Man's whole intro section was fire and for some reason the gun shots went super well later on. Bravo Peter!
Best thing you make
Kylie ass
She eighteen
Hulk SMASH
Joshua James it means shes young so he wants to cough cough you know.
Wall Net I
Wall Net worth okay that was too much.
Done right there.
*Waiting for hulk to respond*
*Jenner keeps rapping*
*Still waiting for hulk to respond*
*Battle ends*
*Stunned face from that one gif*
P I K A C H U
Seriously I kept expecting her to just shut the fuck up
@@SickUserName Expecting? I think you mean hoping
@@SickUserName None of that horrible clan does this. :(
@@J.B.0815 Damnnn
Whoever came up with this battle was a genius! Not only is it genius in the way the two are both Bruces and have rhyming surnames, what I love even more is that there is they both go through transformations and then those versions carry on! Sheer genius!
Best Flows: Bruce
Best Disses: Bruce
Overall Winner: Bruce
Overall Loser: Kylie Ass
Oh Bruce is transgender? Ok we have to make him win or people will think we're biggots -ERB
you sound like a 9 years old fam ... unless you're a troll :P
One sided AF that's what i ''DECIDE''
They put in ''you decide'' so morons like you wouldn't know they are making biased battles. It is clear to anyone with half a brain that they made this out so Jenner would win.
Political correctness, yay!
I mean, Caitlyn won. Smashed it.Hulk had some good lines, and stayed with 'Hulk Speak'.They were all good, but they went deep on the last word. Especially with Caitlyn effectively destroying both Bruce's.So I'm not going to hate on this... it was good work. It's not like Fans are picking Caitlyn because of the Transgender stuff, that Character just had the best lines.
*facepalm*
Caitlyn had like 80% of the lines but still lost
You mean Bruce?
@@annieshineblossom3762 did she detransition?
@@annieshineblossom3762 of course not, shes still biologically Male. She and other transgender people know that obviously, or no transgender person would transition. I hope you wouldnt punch her just because shes trans, that's fucking terrible. Or punch anyone if you thought they were. Its likely you've been in the bathroom with a trans person but didnt know they had transitioned. They're just trying to live and get by like everyone else. That being said, I hate her as a person. From what I know, shes done terrible things and i would never support her. Shes not liked by many people, i get why you wouldnt like her.
True
@@annieshineblossom3762 EXACTLY. Ppl can go ahead and identify as attack helicopters all they want, but until they get functional rotor blades and missile silos then they're still human
Regardless of actual quality of the rap, generally far more worried on the overall transphobia and those that whine "THEYRE GETTING WOKE AND PANDERING" and not even trying to understand the issues while playing off as 'not trasphobic, I just dislike pandering publicity around it'
And just generally paint trans people as hypersensitive SJWs, and 'worrying' as though their regurgitations are ground breaking and brave. Actually exhausting to see in this comment section.
"I hear your good at running, your just like the flash,
Especially in the *hundred meter DITCH-UR-WIFE DASH!* "
Thanos does not approve. Everything was not perfectly balanced.
Hulk still won tho, His lines have me dying every time.😂😂😂
Lmai 👌
True, it wasn't balanced, Jenner got destroyed completely and had no good lines.
Oddly, Thanos is in the next battle.
@@EPrimeify really?
“Even in the 100 metre ditch your wife dash” he won just by saying that.
Meter*
*especially
@@CookieUtopia the UK spell 'meter' as metre so he's not actually wrong if that's where he's from
"You need to carry fatherhood across that finish line" was also savage.
@Mr. Meatloaf Some places spell like this, even words like 'center' becomes 'centre'
Mr. Meatloaf metre* , take a break from correcting someone's grammar and go to a theatre
Banner: 30 seconds
Jenner: 28 seconds
Hulk: 19 seconds
Caitlyn: 50 seconds
THE FUCKING ANNOUNCER: 20 seconds
The announcer has more time on the mic than Hulk
They tried, *SO* hard, to make Jenner win, yet people still almost unanimously picked Banner.
It felt like Jefferson Vs. Douglass, or their political raps. And just like the political ones the one they wanted to lose crushed their opponent.
douglass won
@@mogo-wc7xw oh he did, but I meant just the bias was insanely apparent here.
@@praetorian9823 it was to address allegations of transphobia, but it kinda ruined a perfectly good rap battle
Such a shame Hulk had so little to say in this battle, his lines were fucking hilarious.
ikr XD
"SHE 18? HULK SMASH!" That line killed me AND won the battle.
"I'll put a javelin through your jolly green discus!" THAT line won it for Jenner for me.
BEST THING YOU MAKE KYLIE ASS
+Alaric Stark SHE EIGHTEEN? HULK SMASH
hulk wins this despite the volume bias
it's quality not quantity
Maima Boakai Bruce banner had bars
Bruce Banner Verses Length: 28.69, 9.83, 9.11
Bruce Jenner Verses Length: 28.83, 9.77, 43.21
Verses by Length: Jenner Verse 3, Jenner Verse 1, Banner Verse 1, Banner Verse 2, Jenner Verse 2, Banner Verse 3.
In Total, Jenner's Verses add up to 1:21.83 seconds, whereas Banner's Verses add up to 47.63 seconds. This is a difference of a humongous 34.20 seconds.
*And yet Banner still won.*
"She eighteen Hulk SMASH" got me XD
"Best thing you make: Kylie ass! She eighteen? Hulk SMASH!" LMFAO!!!
C. Venom I'm fuxin weak bro
C. Venom one of the best lines in erboh ever
C. Venom did you get your castle sir Bronn?
Alxkzmrz No. I'm STILL waiting for Jaime to get me one. If I make it through the wars against Cersei and this Night King cunt, perhaps I'll FINALLY get my castle.
C. Venom well, all the Tyrell's are gone, and since daenerys and Cersei and the king in the fucking north are all focusing on these so called "white walkers", you could take high garden for yourself. Great view and not too many disturbances (for now). Also, down south, where the sun still shines is Dorne, with all the sand snakes gone, you could take residence there. And maybe find yourself that bad girl with the bad pussy. Here at Westeros Realtors, we are more than happy to help you with finding the right castle sir Bronn of the black water, since your fancy lords you serve aren't kind enough to repay you.
Jenners last round was tooo long
but the bars tho
yup
Yep way to long
+Irldickhead s i know
Yeah because they are showing their bias.
1:33 hulk saying this with the pose in the background was perfection
Bruce Banner’s verse went hard, still to this day don’t know why Jenner had so much rapping time tho💀. Also I like the violins that play in the background as Banner’s getting angry from 0:30
Hulk is hulk no identify as man, Me think cate might understand, no gender issue, this jenner issue, just you being you is enough to dis you.. And the victory goes to banner/hulk
Fact, Hulk and Banner are not the same person, there mental state is completely different. Hulk's mind is stuck as a child, as he was made then, to cope with the fact that Banner's dad was abusive, it was to dispense all his anger, so he wouldn't get in trouble for speaking out. So the win goes to Hulk, although, Banner was close.
They both won then 😁 think alot of Jenner's bars were just stocking filler lol 🤣 nothing that really hot home to much
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Reddit with Coffee their*
Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson
This has been suggested for about 5 years now. It's not fucking happening.
Just make one already ERB you fucking waste of rap battles
This idea completely sucks ass no offense.
They've done stuff that was wayyyyy dumber than the idea of those two characters, so they might as well lol.
borrowedtoe But this is such an obvious, uncreative idea.
Honestly I think Bruce Banner is an underrated gem in the ERB universe
the fact that they actually casted a transgender guy for caitlyn is insane
Needed more hulk and less Jenner, I got tired of hearing her talk real quick
Yah, She had more lines then hulk
Him*
+ChainLinks him*
Him*
I think they wanted Jenner to win so SJW won't bark at them.
This was written so one-sided. It's like they felt afraid to let Banner tear into Jenner.
The SJW's would rip them apart
Agreed, this was disappointing. Kinda sad that didn't give Banner/ Hulk any good lines.
They didn't wanna trigger tumblr
well duh. you think they piss off all the sjw?
+TrustNot banners first verse?
Cait rhyming yourself with yourself 4 times in a row:
Rapar
Yeah but it was more of an internal ryhme scheme
Hate
Blame
Tame
Contain
It's in the family
"I know I got a bad reputation
Walking 'round, always mad reputation
Leave a pretty girl sad reputation
Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation"
@@jozepedro27 Yeah but internal rhyme scheme and kanye was never really known for his rapping
michael bay did the same thing with money
I’m beginning to feel like a rape god rape god
Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd are ridiculously good at impressions
Also the flow of the guy playing Caitlyn Jenner is so good
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NoShame is a girl you transphobic bigot
@@fatimahanwaar306 Man. Mentally ill man. You're the sort of person who would tell anorexics they're fat, tell the schizophrenics the voices in the toaster are real, and that suicidal people should kill themselves. Men cannot be women. Women cannot be men. You. Yes you. Are killing these people by encouraging their delusions. You absolute fucking freak.
@@TheVidNerd you're the clear definition of a toxic conservative bigot using illogical statements just to prove a point "men cannot be women women cannot be men" proves my point that you're a transphobe
@@pissefemmeReally? i could’ve sworn that was a guy playing her… damn well she did a good job