I'm blind, Carl, not stupid

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  • čas přidán 13. 02. 2020
  • Woozie has a confession to make...
    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas®
  • Hry

Komentáře • 3,9K

  • @RafaelMunizYT
    @RafaelMunizYT  Před 10 měsíci +2336

    crazy how I still get comments every day, and I read nearly all the comments in my channel. thanks for everyone who's interacting with my channel

    • @ClyffTR
      @ClyffTR Před 10 měsíci +16

      epic moment, what can i say

    • @19dollargatoradebottle
      @19dollargatoradebottle Před 10 měsíci +16

      Thank you for uploading this bro

    • @MrAydinminer
      @MrAydinminer Před 10 měsíci +8

      hope you have a great day

    • @znichka2713
      @znichka2713 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Can't believe three years have passed since this video was uploaded whoop-

    • @JM_Tushe
      @JM_Tushe Před 10 měsíci +4

      😘

  • @Megumi_Bandicoot
    @Megumi_Bandicoot Před 4 lety +51276

    ”Now I know you’re blind, man. But you gotta see this...”

  • @asinski324
    @asinski324 Před 2 lety +64261

    I like how Carl waved Woozie at the end.

    • @PargeLenis1
      @PargeLenis1 Před 2 lety +1975

      Wait how do you have 400 likes and no replies, this is weird

    • @asinski324
      @asinski324 Před 2 lety +1966

      @@PargeLenis1 Thanks for reminding me this comment exists.

    • @sansxl787
      @sansxl787 Před 2 lety +622

      @@asinski324 here's another reminder

    • @PargeLenis1
      @PargeLenis1 Před 2 lety +387

      @@asinski324You're welcome

    • @satrWIRA
      @satrWIRA Před 2 lety +347

      he can't show his middle finger

  • @hyprjshn2
    @hyprjshn2 Před 2 lety +59899

    Love that CJ just waves Woozie off near the end like he's supposed to see it. As far as Woozie knows, CJ just left without saying goodbye.

    • @theOGLC
      @theOGLC Před 2 lety +3125

      Woozie: "I knew you were black but I didn't know you were Irish too!"

    • @DaniSlot
      @DaniSlot Před 2 lety +213

      Great comment. 😆

    • @ayudatengopiedrasenlosrino3786
    • @petersaputra784
      @petersaputra784 Před 2 lety +1175

      woozies other senses was trained and only useless in water, so he knows when CJ waves at him

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 Před 2 lety +82

      @@petersaputra784
      But he's a human right?

  • @Ratciclefan
    @Ratciclefan Před 2 lety +1898

    Carl: *finds out someone is blind*
    Also Carl: *waves at them*

    • @Red-32
      @Red-32 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Hes not stupid its canon in the timeline

    • @Eboreg2
      @Eboreg2 Před 7 měsíci +24

      Old habits die hard I guess...

    • @jenlifh2871
      @jenlifh2871 Před 5 měsíci +7

      Him
      are you scared to misgender woozie

    • @junebug2325
      @junebug2325 Před 5 měsíci

      @@jenlifh2871 are you r3tarded?

    • @user-br4yw2wo6t
      @user-br4yw2wo6t Před 5 měsíci +3

      He knew LONG before that scene lol

  • @wetaughted4640
    @wetaughted4640 Před 2 lety +94345

    After CJ leaves the room.
    Woozie: “He was black?”

  • @imstillw8ing
    @imstillw8ing Před 2 lety +55804

    Carl: “You do realize I’m black not Chinese?”
    Woozie: “Wait, am I Chinese??”

  • @TaufiqHidayat-zm1eb
    @TaufiqHidayat-zm1eb Před 2 lety +6382

    Carl: "You do realize I'm black not Chinese?"
    Woozie: "What the fuq is black?"

  • @monsterfiz
    @monsterfiz Před 2 lety +145

    "I am blind, carl, not stupid"
    Me later seeing him good at gunfights, driving, and videogames:
    *VISIBLE CONFUSION*

    • @xx_nightfrost_xx
      @xx_nightfrost_xx Před rokem +10

      Well blind doesn't mean "you only see darkness" maybe he's partially blind

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 Před rokem +5

      ​@@xx_nightfrost_xxI think it was more of rock stars tendency to fuck with the player.

  • @Wiki1184
    @Wiki1184 Před 2 lety +34411

    The delivery of “No shit” cracks me up every time.

    • @meyearsago-lc8bq
      @meyearsago-lc8bq Před 2 lety +637

      And that's coming from a man who didn't notice anything strange until he was directly told Woozie is blind. Who still waves him.

    • @asimb0mb
      @asimb0mb Před 2 lety +490

      @@meyearsago-lc8bq CJ was sarcastic though. I think it was Cesar who told him before that Woozie is blind.

    • @aryyancarman705
      @aryyancarman705 Před 2 lety +95

      @@asimb0mb woozie's man told cj

    • @dorgyamtso4830
      @dorgyamtso4830 Před 2 lety +78

      @@asimb0mb no it was one of Woozie’s most trusted triads, Guppy.

    • @Zeemas
      @Zeemas Před 2 lety +45

      I legit thought someone dubbed it as a joke, but it was real lmao

  • @enkidoodoo
    @enkidoodoo Před 2 lety +15119

    "you do know that im black right? And not Chinese"
    "Years ago, I was Chinese"

    • @reboomer8369
      @reboomer8369 Před 2 lety +466

      But now I'm a naturalized Blackanese???

    • @govindkrishnalb
      @govindkrishnalb Před 2 lety +244

      The crossover we all deserve

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn Před 2 lety +81

      Woozie: Hey, you're that guy Walton Simons was talking about.
      CJ: Yeah?
      Woozie: Good Luck. We're 100% Black
      CJ: Me too
      Gotta love malkavian mod

    • @KenzoGamesOfficial
      @KenzoGamesOfficial Před 2 lety +31

      Shenmue

    • @isaka6361
      @isaka6361 Před 2 lety +33

      Niganese

  • @TTien63
    @TTien63 Před 2 lety +754

    Woozie: "I'm blind, not stupid"
    Also Woozie: _[great at gunfire]_
    Wat?

    • @donkylefernandez4680
      @donkylefernandez4680 Před 2 lety +66

      Daredevil meets Punisher

    • @TTien63
      @TTien63 Před 2 lety +19

      @DONT ok, nobody care to do that tho

    • @oniplus4545
      @oniplus4545 Před 2 lety +62

      well, he trained his other senses, surely being blind wont stop him from being great at gunfire
      except for detecting walls

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 2 lety +2

      @DONT don’t self promo, leech

    • @TTien63
      @TTien63 Před 2 lety +13

      @@oniplus4545 blind people have a very great hearing and smelling so he can aim the target with his ears

  • @ispepsiokay411
    @ispepsiokay411 Před 11 měsíci +147

    I never skip the cutscenes with Woozie, he's just the best

  • @Profile__1
    @Profile__1 Před 2 lety +24386

    "I'm blind, Carl, not stupid...."
    _CJ leaves_
    "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit"

    • @farwahbatool6247
      @farwahbatool6247 Před 2 lety +127

      Mind if you explain? I didn't get it 😅

    • @Profile__1
      @Profile__1 Před 2 lety +1560

      @@farwahbatool6247 He totally lied that he knew CJ wasn't Chinese.

    • @farwahbatool6247
      @farwahbatool6247 Před 2 lety +76

      @@Profile__1 oh, hahaha! Now, I got it 😄

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Před 2 lety +23

      @@Profile__1 lmao

    • @SEVEN-sg5rb
      @SEVEN-sg5rb Před 2 lety +466

      “…Holy shit, holy shit I almost just got robbed” -Woozie

  • @cjytp1660
    @cjytp1660 Před 2 lety +21674

    Meanwhile in the alternate universe:
    "I'm stupid, not blind"

    • @POPCATthe3rd
      @POPCATthe3rd Před 2 lety +1334

      "you do know that I'm Chinese right,and not black"

    • @epikgamin2968
      @epikgamin2968 Před 2 lety +433

      U mean "I'm stupid carl,not blind"

    • @aika7974
      @aika7974 Před 2 lety +196

      Evil Woozi

    • @isaka6361
      @isaka6361 Před 2 lety +350

      "I have a confession to make...... I.. I'am stupud",

    • @biglion4631
      @biglion4631 Před 2 lety +34

      @Rick Astley Including you

  • @davidtheproducer1119
    @davidtheproducer1119 Před 2 lety +1013

    So brave of woozie to come out as blind. Especially in this social climate🙏🙏

  • @hitarezin
    @hitarezin Před 2 lety +66

    The "no shit" got me everytime Lmao

  • @tremendousyeet3467
    @tremendousyeet3467 Před 2 lety +22837

    CJ: **walks out**
    Woozie: "Holy shit, all this time I thought he was just talking in slang."

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd Před 2 lety +61

      czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html.

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Před 2 lety +408

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd speaking of holy shit.

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt Před 2 lety +9

      LOL

    • @yeyo1019
      @yeyo1019 Před 2 lety +94

      @@tremendousyeet3467 Dammit I'm too accustomed to the links that lead you to a rickroll or to a creepy video with an unsettling image that goes "you will die if you see this at blahblahblah"
      I was pleasantly surprised this time

    • @kitten6481
      @kitten6481 Před 2 lety +2

      @@yeyo1019 fancy pants here

  • @owlman2105
    @owlman2105 Před 3 lety +75667

    At least he doesn't have to see Carl's yee yee ass haircut

    • @YutaOkkotsu3-7
      @YutaOkkotsu3-7 Před 3 lety +3153

      Pretty sure he noticed even though he's blind.
      I guess.

    • @KyBerLeger
      @KyBerLeger Před 2 lety +2110

      Carl doesn’t have a yee yee ass haircut, only franklin

    • @hiimgamerspruzzino5804
      @hiimgamerspruzzino5804 Před 2 lety +1283

      He's blind, Bernard, not stupid.

    • @toazethegecko
      @toazethegecko Před 2 lety +113

      Lmao🤣🤣

    • @GuyMcPherson69
      @GuyMcPherson69 Před 2 lety +254

      Tbh CJ has better haircut than Franklin and Lamar altogether

  • @toruvalravn7746
    @toruvalravn7746 Před rokem +8

    Woozie: Blind
    Carl: Look...

  • @darkfire8215
    @darkfire8215 Před 2 měsíci +7

    "I'm Stupid Carl , not blind" - One of the memes I saw

  • @CJfromCalifornia
    @CJfromCalifornia Před 3 lety +11159

    I guess he knew that I was black, not Chinese

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 Před 2 lety +34696

    Woozie: I'm blind, but I've trained my other senses to a point where you don't notice my handicap..
    Also Woozie in that one mission: **runs straight into a wall**

    • @sedlyholmes3722
      @sedlyholmes3722 Před 2 lety +688

      That part got me 😂

    • @JesusChrist-jh3gd
      @JesusChrist-jh3gd Před 2 lety +49

      czcams.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/video.html,,

    • @teiuskaius6301
      @teiuskaius6301 Před 2 lety +1052

      I mean, walls don’t make sounds or have that different a smell usually. The only other senses would be touch and taste and those wouldn’t be much of a help.

    • @leterrierdinari2861
      @leterrierdinari2861 Před 2 lety +753

      @@teiuskaius6301 walls don’t make sounds but sound bounces off walls. There have been a few documented cases of blind people able to use echolocalization (SONAR)To avoid obstacles

    • @pastelxenon
      @pastelxenon Před 2 lety +38

      @@JesusChrist-jh3gd wow so funny lmao XD banana so random lol

  • @rem5412
    @rem5412 Před 2 lety +19

    "look,i'll do it'
    Woozie:yes i look.

  • @kienphucnguyen2001
    @kienphucnguyen2001 Před rokem +84

    This is why you shouldn’t mess with woozie. He can’t see you , but he can notice you by sensing your fears and sniffing out your anxiety. What an OP character!

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 Před rokem +5

      I think that he figured out by 2 ways
      1-CJ's accent
      2-His mens were racist
      Probably the two options

    • @markstein2845
      @markstein2845 Před 2 měsíci

      He can sense his blackness

  • @iberis361
    @iberis361 Před 2 lety +3260

    Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl, not stupid."
    **moments later walks straight and bumps into a wall**

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety +2

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear mar

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Před 2 lety +41

      @@AxxLAfriku your shit sucks

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 Před 2 lety +6

      @@AxxLAfriku
      Hey I remember you, you used to make creepy ass comments and weird videos, but here you're typing normally, why?.

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon Před 2 lety

      @KINDLY HELP ME REACH TO 100K SUB You're right, I don't.

    • @Lmao-md3wl
      @Lmao-md3wl Před 2 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku sex marathon

  • @heavyfromtf2208
    @heavyfromtf2208 Před 2 lety +9317

    I love the relationship these two have,they are like two totally different people that has to work together, remind me a lot about rush hour

    • @trustsaylee8693
      @trustsaylee8693 Před 2 lety +510

      I really loved their chemistry thru all the game.

    • @petrwarthursty2011
      @petrwarthursty2011 Před 2 lety +70

      Such a shame you gotta cremate Woozie at the end

    • @kakashihatake6176
      @kakashihatake6176 Před 2 lety +78

      @@petrwarthursty2011 holy shit what? l didn't even remembered that this dude died at the end!

    • @petrwarthursty2011
      @petrwarthursty2011 Před 2 lety +415

      @@kakashihatake6176 I have successfully bamboozled you and now will die in peace. Woozie however is immortal

    • @adamjohn2795
      @adamjohn2795 Před 2 lety +55

      @@kakashihatake6176 because he didn’t at the end on the big Smoke and Tenpenny die

  • @tuna9249
    @tuna9249 Před 2 měsíci +5

    "You do realize that I'm black right?"
    "Everyone is black to me, Carl."

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows Před rokem +17

    "I used to be Chinese, now I'm black."

  • @f8ded
    @f8ded Před 2 lety +12113

    woozie is like marvel's daredevil, but his powers are being able to sense someone's race from only their voice

    • @doragonzukibo
      @doragonzukibo Před 2 lety +881

      Not to hard actually

    • @viveillyvi
      @viveillyvi Před 2 lety +117

      Gosh your name, I thought this was a thing in like 2014

    • @andrewgreeb916
      @andrewgreeb916 Před 2 lety +313

      That's a pretty low tier power that even normies commonly have

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 Před 2 lety +53

      "You-ahh axe me fry chikkun.."
      (Paraphrasing the "Blacksent" bit from BlacKKKlansma)

    • @meatkirbo
      @meatkirbo Před 2 lety +77

      It's quite easy to tell the difference if you've heard them before

  • @KEN-1991
    @KEN-1991 Před 2 lety +1569

    CJ: "Uh, one last thing. You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
    Woozie: "No sh!t."

    • @IAmUnderscore
      @IAmUnderscore Před 2 lety +6

      ok

    • @FatihYudhistra
      @FatihYudhistra Před 2 lety +40

      "I have a confession to make... im blind'
      "I smart Wooz, not blind"

    • @KEN-1991
      @KEN-1991 Před 2 lety

      @DONT
      Why?

    • @aaalicethegoat
      @aaalicethegoat Před 2 lety +1

      Saw you in a comment section for Street Fighter II and now GTA: San Andreas. You've got good taste.

    • @angeldvito
      @angeldvito Před rokem

      lmfao

  • @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421

    Why is there more chemistry and personality in this one clip than the entirety of GTA V?

  • @sirpandaz6322
    @sirpandaz6322 Před 4 měsíci +4

    "I know you're blind, but you gotta see this"
    gotta be one of the funniest shit I have ever heard

  • @anti-parasocial
    @anti-parasocial Před 2 lety +5043

    Woozie was one of the best and coolest characters in San Andreas and probably the 3D era as a whole.

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 Před 2 lety +366

      yeah
      And its strange that CJ's own friends betrayed him
      But woozie and mike who were complete strangers ,helped CJ achieve his goal

    • @Thatuchihakid
      @Thatuchihakid Před 2 lety +300

      For real thou. My favorite scene is him playing mini golf and cards with his men, but when he plays with Carl he loses and goes “I always win when I play with my workers”😂😭they were letting him win the whole time

    • @tecmangames6457
      @tecmangames6457 Před 2 lety +141

      @@rahulverma8774 true i was expect woozie betray you in the game but no he is a true friend.

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 Před 2 lety +65

      @@tecmangames6457 And i expected mike will betray us
      Because he was too shady
      But atleast he kept his word

    • @thiefrules
      @thiefrules Před 2 lety +115

      @@rahulverma8774 Rockstar planned to only have Big Smoke betray you, but Ryder’s voice actor didn’t like how little R* was paying him, so they just threw him in with BS as a traitor. Notice how Ryder barely speaks in the Pier 69 mission, and that’s the mission you kill him. If they were supposed to have him die like BS, why wouldn’t they add a cutscene, or at least more dialogue about the betrayal during the mission?

  • @l.0
    @l.0 Před 2 lety +7168

    Carl is genuinely a likeable guy. I mean he's not a good guy by any means but his personality is like that cool uncle that you only see on weddings.

    • @gourdguru
      @gourdguru Před rokem +939

      i kind of disagree actually. as far as GTA goes i think CJ is arguably the first and closest thing to a good guy we actually get in the series. GTA 3 and GTA Vice City had us playing people who were mobbed up in organized crime looking for revenge, or looking to make it big like scarface. selfish criminals. CJ by comparison tried to get distance from the gang life after his brother's death, and is just trying to take care of his mother's affairs after she's gunned down when he gets dragged back into the thug life and has corrupt cops trying to blackmail him/frame him for murder.
      the previous protagonists, Tommy and Claude, were both essentially in the mess they were in by their own choice at the end of the day, but CJ just kinda came home and had 'hood sh!t happen TO him, and was lucky/smart enough to be the one still standing when the smoke cleared.

    • @mrszmatan2727
      @mrszmatan2727 Před rokem +235

      ​@@gourdguru yeah, when the big smoke cleared

    • @alixon5009
      @alixon5009 Před rokem +171

      @@gourdguru well I got a name for ya. Victor Vance from Vice City Stories. He wanted to get money to pay the medical bills for his brother Pete so he joined the Army because as he said, he didn't have a lot of opportunities. The thing that dragged him down to the criminal underworld was his NCO Sergeant Jerry Martinez, who was a drug pusher for the Mendez Brothers and his younger brother, Lance's insistence to build up a criminal empire beyond what he wanted. Despite commiting various crimes, he did all of that for his brother that struggled with Asthma. You just gotta commend that at least.
      Gonna bring this up about CJ but when he moved away from Liberty City, he still commit crimes for a living as seen in the Introduction video of San Andreas. Notably stealing cars for Joey Leone (who CJ brought up to Salvatore to get closer to him).

    • @artic2268
      @artic2268 Před rokem +44

      The Amount of ppl he ran over on streets with his cars and trucks...💀💀

    • @devvv4616
      @devvv4616 Před rokem +20

      @@gourdguru *immortal enough to just respawn in the hospital when he dies

  • @tohi__
    @tohi__ Před 2 lety +8

    Carl's "No shit!" Is best no shit I've ever heard in my life.

  • @pingpong5877
    @pingpong5877 Před 2 lety +7061

    Woozie doesn't see race, he sees people for what they are on the inside. Truly an enlightend individual.

    • @Hihihi-nz3uf
      @Hihihi-nz3uf Před 2 lety +528

      He can’t see at all

    • @didinhidayat8204
      @didinhidayat8204 Před 2 lety +148

      here is the thing : he cant see people

    • @FED0RA
      @FED0RA Před 2 lety +83

      sacrificing sight for goodness xray or whatever

    • @dafuq6366
      @dafuq6366 Před 2 lety +29

      Hats off to him for not seeing race..

    • @Calax93
      @Calax93 Před 2 lety +4

      @@sinnerem2961 i hate people like you.

  • @cook.famsikyile
    @cook.famsikyile Před 3 lety +5058

    I have a confession to make.... I'm stupid, and BLIND.

  • @f1sh26
    @f1sh26 Před 2 lety +17

    Literally I thought Woozie was Neo from The Matrix so I was confused why he was talking with CJ

  • @manipulativeperson7313
    @manipulativeperson7313 Před 2 lety +20

    I like how CJ doesn't even take it as an offense that Woozie clearly says "Obviously."

  • @alucardgohanman9584
    @alucardgohanman9584 Před 2 lety +2847

    Honestly their conversation was kinda wholesome in the end
    Edit:Holy shit thank you for the likes i really appreciate it hope you're having a good day

    • @oddgbmo3036
      @oddgbmo3036 Před 2 lety +93

      Makes me wonder if it was improvised into the script. When he said his line he chuckled a bit breaking out of character. Wholesome indeed.

    • @BigDicTRP
      @BigDicTRP Před 2 lety +11

      @@oddgbmo3036 its called acting you idiot
      you think voice actors have the luxury to improvise over an animated sequence?

    • @acojo8205
      @acojo8205 Před 2 lety +106

      @@BigDicTRP Voice actors improvise all the time

    • @BigDicTRP
      @BigDicTRP Před 2 lety +5

      @Not Real I've voice acted a mainstream game you blithering idiots

    • @bluebird0064
      @bluebird0064 Před 2 lety +36

      @@BigDicTRP Name it then

  • @Jogyot3260
    @Jogyot3260 Před 2 lety +4051

    Hilarious memes aside.. this scene is actually wholesome because CJ feel responsible and have an urge to help Woozie who have a difficulty

    • @cansergenvaran2948
      @cansergenvaran2948 Před 2 lety +32

      All for the 💵 baby

    • @jacobfromallstate4963
      @jacobfromallstate4963 Před 2 lety +160

      CJ's voice actor sounds more like a sweet guy and less like a hard ass pipe hitting n***a with a rocket launcher.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 Před 2 lety +30

      Wholesome big chungus 100?

    • @countdracula436
      @countdracula436 Před 2 lety +25

      @@Dannymart_88445 Chungus 100 Updoots good sir! *Everybody liked that*

    • @Mario2980
      @Mario2980 Před 2 lety +6

      @@cansergenvaran2948 Not just for the muns, gotta get that Respect+ too

  • @riofrandika7892
    @riofrandika7892 Před 2 lety +9

    " u do know that im black..."
    "what the fuck is black?"

  • @carlosyolo7835
    @carlosyolo7835 Před 4 měsíci +9

    I thought this from Matrix 💀💀💀

  • @SpeedWalker-qy6vp
    @SpeedWalker-qy6vp Před 2 lety +742

    Evil Woozie be like:
    "I'm stupid, Carl, not blind."

    • @xWhiteNova44x
      @xWhiteNova44x Před 2 lety +51

      I’m Carl stupid,not blind

    • @buffestshrek157
      @buffestshrek157 Před 2 lety +6

      @@xWhiteNova44x stupid blind I'm, Carl not

    • @fuyuki3752
      @fuyuki3752 Před 2 lety +6

      Please Keep this shit going 😭🙏

    • @liamkqn
      @liamkqn Před 2 lety +5

      @@buffestshrek157 Not I'm Carl, stupid blind

    • @saitama...4959
      @saitama...4959 Před 2 lety +27

      @@liamkqn Not Carl, I'm blind stupid.

  • @Abir_Dutta
    @Abir_Dutta Před 2 lety +34878

    Carl: "You do realise I am black right?"
    Woozie: **Dramatic pause** "For a blind man, everything is black, Carl."
    Edit: Yeah homies. I am fully aware that the concept of colour is not applicable to blind people. This is only a joke, and must not be taken seriously. Thank you.

    • @KHRL-4014
      @KHRL-4014 Před 2 lety +246

      Hahaha

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy Před 2 lety +846

      Man that would have been just as good lol

    • @Lily-gz3ip
      @Lily-gz3ip Před 2 lety +153

      thats a good one

    • @jhr5754
      @jhr5754 Před 2 lety +122

      underrated comment of the year

    • @ocytocine96
      @ocytocine96 Před 2 lety +227

      blind people don't see everything in black tho

  • @kylecobb6784
    @kylecobb6784 Před 2 lety +3

    Didn't know Neo from the matrix was in gta. The more you know.

  • @Fefe-vp9yk
    @Fefe-vp9yk Před 2 lety +21

    Cj: * walks away *
    Woozie: what he meant about "black"?
    I think blind people never got to know how the heck people looks in the way of color and all that stuff you can't touch

    • @downwitthe1876
      @downwitthe1876 Před rokem

      not sure, but i think woozie became blind during his lifetime, like he wasnt born blind, but lost his eyesight to an accident. people like that still remember colors and all & they even visually dream when they sleep.

    • @MrIsaac-cc6om
      @MrIsaac-cc6om Před rokem

      ​@@downwitthe1876 I think they specify in one of the first triad missions that he was born blind, but he has like half a ton of four-leaf clovers worth of luck, which is why he's good at shooting and driving and stuff.

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 Před 2 lety +452

    I love how genuine their friendship seems

    • @ajente2o254
      @ajente2o254 Před 2 lety +32

      More genuine than with Sweet lol

    • @Mgnony
      @Mgnony Před 2 lety +1

      @@ajente2o254 I mean, fuck Sweet

    • @Mgnony
      @Mgnony Před 2 lety +1

      @DONT Roger

    • @edenyan7237
      @edenyan7237 Před rokem +51

      yea, woozie planned and worked for like 10 years to setup that Casino in vegas, and he gives Carl shares of that Casino.
      And that's during early 90's, we all know that Vegas Casinos went CRAZY during the 90's, Carl's one of the most intelligent character in entire GTA universe, he never wanted to be a gangest, he moved to liberty city to leave 'family business' behind and went to San Fierro to just run a small car repairing factory with is brother in-law to avoid gang actions.
      Woozie knows it, Carl knows it, that Woozie gives Carl a part of his hard earned 'gold mine' casino is the best and at the time, maybe the only 'legit way out ' of criminal affairs that has troubled Carl for so long.
      A true friend understand what is it that you 'really ' need, and give it to you even when it is also what he needed the most.

    • @nawazeeshali4340
      @nawazeeshali4340 Před 3 měsíci

      After the GSF broke Woozie took CJ as his own in the Triads and even had shared ownership of the casino with CJ, say what you want but Woozie helped CJ more than anyone and the duo pulled the best heist in the series outsmarting a mob boss like Salvatore Leon, I consider CJ a Mountain Cloud Triad member more than GSF also love their AK 47..

  • @TheManOfTomorrow
    @TheManOfTomorrow Před 2 lety +277

    This shit hits different when you're a Daredevil fan.

  • @Pocket-Calculator
    @Pocket-Calculator Před 11 měsíci +3

    "I'm blind, Carl. Everyone looks black to me."

    • @Wuzimu223
      @Wuzimu223 Před 11 měsíci

      ........

    • @darkshadowgamingii
      @darkshadowgamingii Před 11 měsíci

      Woozie doesn’t know what black is because he has never seen the color black 🤔

  • @Wuzimu223
    @Wuzimu223 Před 11 měsíci +4

    I'm Blind carl not stupid..

  • @romanista9776
    @romanista9776 Před 2 lety +242

    This is a certified blind classic

  • @nekotamo1851
    @nekotamo1851 Před 4 měsíci +2

    I love how I get this recommend at least three time a year and have to watch it every time

  • @Sacc69
    @Sacc69 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Practically everything's black for him

  • @Strike86
    @Strike86 Před 2 lety +525

    I think Woozie is my favourite GTA character from the 3D universe.

  • @fbi9792
    @fbi9792 Před 2 lety +90

    Once knew an old deaf man who called a friend telling him his house was on fire and when his friend asked him if he was sure he said "I'm deaf not blind."

    • @mnd7381
      @mnd7381 Před 2 lety +3

      How did the deaf man make a conversation on phone lol

    • @fbi9792
      @fbi9792 Před 2 lety +37

      @@mnd7381 he's an old man who lost most of his hearing and wears an implant. He can talk to you on the phone because it's held right to his ear but otherwise is deaf if he can't read your lips.

    • @ledoyedo5483
      @ledoyedo5483 Před 2 lety +2

      @@fbi9792 was the old deaf man alright?

    • @fbi9792
      @fbi9792 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ledoyedo5483 yes

  • @umbrellasquid9669
    @umbrellasquid9669 Před 8 měsíci +3

    I am convinced that woozie is daredevil

  • @sahil_batham
    @sahil_batham Před 2 lety +2

    Woozie is Daredevil from different universe.

  • @Edario
    @Edario Před 4 lety +2456

    0:32 You do know that I'm Chinese right? And not black.
    I'm stupid Carl, not blinded.

  • @albertdeluxe8966
    @albertdeluxe8966 Před 2 lety +301

    This is probably the best line in the entire game. Had me bursting out laughing when I played this game for the first time.

    • @Sir_Steven
      @Sir_Steven Před 2 lety +8

      It's right up there with ”I know you’re blind man, but you gotta see this!”

  • @farid-frederick
    @farid-frederick Před rokem +2

    "everyone is black for me carl"

  • @Albert_EGGsker
    @Albert_EGGsker Před rokem +6

    I love how CJ just does (I have no clue what you do in this mission) without question after woozie says he’s blind

  • @techdiesel4026
    @techdiesel4026 Před 2 lety +77

    I love how this guy customized his Carl. Definitely one of the best I’ve seen.

  • @spicasuzuki1908
    @spicasuzuki1908 Před 2 lety +63

    woozie: *is blind*
    also woozie: *plays video games with carl and wins*

  • @Farundi.
    @Farundi. Před 7 měsíci +2

    Little that Carl knew. Woozie is seeing black and only black all the time

  • @andrewzotsenko
    @andrewzotsenko Před 2 měsíci +3

    Im blind. "Look..."

  • @finnishfatman
    @finnishfatman Před 2 lety +727

    Nice save with "I'm blind not stupid". Bet he was, after Carl left, like "I did not know that... 😬"
    😅

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 2 lety

      I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear f

    • @lusciouslocks8790
      @lusciouslocks8790 Před 2 lety +18

      @@AxxLAfriku fuck long brain everyone with long brain will be shot

    • @viergiesabdapaganini3282
      @viergiesabdapaganini3282 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf is long brain??

    • @TacticalBodywash
      @TacticalBodywash Před 2 lety +6

      @@viergiesabdapaganini3282 long brain means deep throat

    • @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge
      @billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge Před 2 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku oh look! someone with ego tall as a giraffe

  • @Disguised_Cat
    @Disguised_Cat Před 2 lety +16

    "I'm blind, Carl, not stupid"
    CJ: 👍🏿

  • @TheCringeVideos-hx3xu
    @TheCringeVideos-hx3xu Před 5 měsíci +2

    "Now I know you're blind, man - but you gotta see this."
    -Carl Johnson 1992-

  • @fareesakeem8207
    @fareesakeem8207 Před 2 lety +3

    im carl blind, not stupid

    • @lepindre9193
      @lepindre9193 Před 2 lety +4

      i'm stupid blind, not carl

    • @_.hoog._
      @_.hoog._ Před 2 lety +1

      @@lepindre9193 not Carl stupid blind I'm.

  • @adbe4308
    @adbe4308 Před 2 lety +80

    I cant wait to see this in high poly with interior shadow

    • @frederickpeebles8142
      @frederickpeebles8142 Před 2 lety +21

      Neither can Woozie.

    • @adbe4308
      @adbe4308 Před 2 lety +11

      @@frederickpeebles8142 yep i rather become Woozie after playing that garbage

  • @heavyfromtf2208
    @heavyfromtf2208 Před 2 lety +351

    Imagine woozie pulling up to CJ's house a years later and CJ introducing his kids saying ,, come kids,meet the nice Chinese man"

  • @jacobmaher1149
    @jacobmaher1149 Před rokem +4

    CJ leaves the room
    Woozie: shit he was black the whole time?

  • @nabil5063
    @nabil5063 Před rokem +2

    He's now in john wick 4

    • @jaytch6639
      @jaytch6639 Před rokem

      Literally first thing I thought

  • @rj_man_
    @rj_man_ Před 2 lety +64

    CJ: Years ago, i was Chinese.
    Woozie: I see...

  • @wolfgangamadeusmozart9606

    He is blind, Beethoven was deaf. Me...

  • @arielitten347
    @arielitten347 Před 2 lety +10

    Woozie: I'm blind Carl, not stupid
    **Then proceeds to hit himselves on the wall as he is running**
    Carl: I thought you said all your other senses were heightened

  • @N.R.A_Enjoyer
    @N.R.A_Enjoyer Před 6 měsíci +3

    I love woozie fr man

  • @melowgee7227
    @melowgee7227 Před 2 lety +113

    "I lost my sight, Carl, not my sense of smell."

  • @ChamChamRealSmooth
    @ChamChamRealSmooth Před 3 lety +59

    "I'm blind."
    "...No shit!"

  • @elcatrinc1996
    @elcatrinc1996 Před 5 měsíci +2

    CJ: well, i'll se ya later
    Woozie: i won't

  • @donaldtrumpwithasmallloano8666

    He actually just waved to him at the end there and then just left

  • @piyushpalawat6461
    @piyushpalawat6461 Před 2 lety +448

    Man, this pandemic hit me hard... CJ covering his nose made me think that he's just being a good citizen

    • @legendgirl101
      @legendgirl101 Před 2 lety +33

      I know, right?? This was back when masks were badass. Nowadays when you wear one, you're a spineless liberal according to some people.

    • @yeyo1019
      @yeyo1019 Před 2 lety +24

      @@legendgirl101 those kinds of dumbasses that say that are not even good enough to be taken into consideration

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Před 2 lety +16

      "good citizen"

    • @DiggitySlice
      @DiggitySlice Před 2 lety +1

      @UCBRYC8o3LXZ7BGV863N-x5g yeah, actually knowing the history of the last hundred years makes you a dumbass

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Před 2 lety +17

      @@DiggitySlice What are you talking about? lmao What does that have to do with any of this?

  • @Alvinrasher
    @Alvinrasher Před 2 lety +109

    0:10 I'm blind
    CJ: I'm black
    ~flying kitty

  • @thepleinair
    @thepleinair Před rokem +2

    The most rizz quote from the whole game

  • @Gzus_Khryst
    @Gzus_Khryst Před rokem +2

    in an alternate universe
    "I'm stupid Carl, not blind"

  • @GameBreaker1055
    @GameBreaker1055 Před 2 lety +29

    Carl: "You know I am black not chinese?"
    Woozie: "Carl, I don't even know what I color I am..."

  • @ligth3977
    @ligth3977 Před 2 lety +44

    Evil Woozie be like: I'm stupid Carl, not blind.

  • @mrspo7012
    @mrspo7012 Před 5 měsíci +2

    CJ really said "Look" 😂

  • @cxssetteman182
    @cxssetteman182 Před 2 lety +1

    *"Now look, I know you're blind and all. But you gotta see this"*

  • @neutralhero999
    @neutralhero999 Před 2 lety +27

    Uncharacteristically soft moments in GTA games are always a treat.

  • @SargonPG3D
    @SargonPG3D Před 3 lety +36

    That one dislike is from the person who is Chinese, and not black.

  • @donniethezombie4495
    @donniethezombie4495 Před 10 měsíci +1

    "You do realize im black, not Chinese?"
    " Carl, everything is black"

  • @Mr_Spaghetti
    @Mr_Spaghetti Před rokem +4

    John Wick 4

    • @specter.6664
      @specter.6664 Před rokem

      That's the first thought came to my mind

  • @jxrr3n
    @jxrr3n Před 2 lety +29

    Woozie deserves more credit and recognition within the GTA franchise. Such a respectable and likeable character.

  • @Zerum69
    @Zerum69 Před 2 lety +15

    They have one of the most honest friendships in the gaming history

  • @mightylaser0000
    @mightylaser0000 Před 2 lety +2

    Woozie could sense that exaggerated swagger of a black man anywhere.

  • @turinturambar2278
    @turinturambar2278 Před 8 měsíci +4

    i didn't know Wesker was in this game...

  • @barron5970
    @barron5970 Před 2 lety +36

    CJ with mask on, gotta prevent covid while following the damn train