Jim Florentine - Why Camping Stinks

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
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    Jim tells stories about his awful camping trips.
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Komentáře • 74

  • @bazzroid
    @bazzroid Před 8 lety +34

    love this guys resentful, sullen angry attitude - perfect antidote to the present day

    • @trutwijd
      @trutwijd Před 4 lety +6

      4 years later this applies now more than ever...

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 5 lety +12

    Love this guy. Such a basket of sunshine

  • @michaelshier3956
    @michaelshier3956 Před 7 lety +18

    the day drinking thing is totally true.

  • @PittsburghSonido
    @PittsburghSonido Před 8 lety +10

    The pile of turd line was great

  • @steveaustin5344
    @steveaustin5344 Před rokem +3

    My girlfriend roped me in to go berry picking. When we got to the farm you could go pick your own berries or buy boxes of them. I said ok we came to pick berries, I point at the boxes full of berries, I pick one of these and one of these. Done. Golden. Fortunately she's cool and laughed then we just bought a ton of berries for her friends and called it a day.

  • @georgie535
    @georgie535 Před rokem +2

    Man I fuckin love this guy.

  • @robertmailloux3720
    @robertmailloux3720 Před 4 lety +3

    Camping sucks for real.I've tried it a few times and once ended up in a local motel.Never again with moskitos buzzing in the ear.Neighbors are always annoying I hate waiting for the nearest shitter in line or when you are alone,there is always someone twisting the door knob.
    Motels are better and I hate the humidity or rain in a tent.
    Thx for the post,have a good life! (In a motel)

  • @chrisc3697
    @chrisc3697 Před 9 lety +4

    I'm DYING LAUGHING!!!!!!,," the stars,,maybe if THEY mixed them up I would look at them for a minute" HAHAHAHA!!!

  • @cjxked12
    @cjxked12 Před 8 lety +3

    I like florentine but fuck me, I had no idea he could be this funny

  • @goodfellalee87
    @goodfellalee87 Před 9 lety +5

    This guy must fucking rule at a party!

  • @rippindrummer666
    @rippindrummer666 Před 3 lety +2

    I like the aspect of getting away from it all when it comes to camping but I do agree with him about all the work you have to do to actually go camping. Camping is great if someone else does all the planning and work and you just get to show up and enjoy it.

  • @dyates6380
    @dyates6380 Před 2 lety +2

    They tied Twinkies to his shoe laces hoping the bear would eat them. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @pogothebear6808
    @pogothebear6808 Před 5 lety +2

    Florentine is the fucking greatest. I've never laughed harder at someone ranting.

  • @majorxdf
    @majorxdf Před 3 lety +1

    This guy is EXACTLY right. Who wants to go camping in the middle of the summer when it's hot af outside. I'm with him. I'd rather be in my air-conditioned house in front of the tv.

    • @joeyvanostrand3655
      @joeyvanostrand3655 Před rokem +1

      My idea of "roughing it" is a standard room at a Hampton Inn.
      I friggin' DESPISE camping.

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Před rokem

      One of those shitty low cost activities that leave you bitter and sore.

  • @ruger51995
    @ruger51995 Před 4 lety +2

    He's such a city guy haha, I love camping

  • @poolmannocal6299
    @poolmannocal6299 Před 3 lety +1

    Thank you Jim I HATED CAMPING ALL MY LIFE.

  • @ruger51995
    @ruger51995 Před 4 lety +1

    The cats crying 4:00 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chewey609
    @chewey609 Před 8 lety +5

    Before baby wipes were invented? Lol

  • @ImTheSlime2112
    @ImTheSlime2112 Před 9 měsíci

    City boy Jim

  • @ItalianTony86
    @ItalianTony86 Před 7 lety +10

    Who brings a cat camping?

    • @DHodges187
      @DHodges187 Před 6 lety +1

      TM Gaming my best friend's mom...also all her dogs in a bohemeth 5th wheel. We think she'd take the fish also if feasible

    • @kevinmcrae3354
      @kevinmcrae3354 Před 4 lety

      TM Gaming
      Losers and idiots

  • @alxk78
    @alxk78 Před rokem

    Camping is terrible for my health, I can never sleep, and I need a shit load of drugs to just to get through it.

  • @derekc62369
    @derekc62369 Před rokem +1

    Going camping in a camper no tents

  • @ElectricBoogaloo007
    @ElectricBoogaloo007 Před 6 lety +3

    "Why would I do dat?"

  • @kazoshay
    @kazoshay Před 9 lety +7

    camping is just homeless LARPing

  • @Blo0dyh3ll
    @Blo0dyh3ll Před 4 lety +1

    16:31 I've listened to 2700 times.

  • @kylejeffrey7062
    @kylejeffrey7062 Před 3 lety +1

    Pile of elephant turds. Priceless!

  • @haloslipping3218
    @haloslipping3218 Před 4 lety +2

    I could listen to this guy rant all day, so funny so true

  • @awfullyperson
    @awfullyperson Před 9 lety +5

    Collect wood? Id rather collect ebola samples!

  • @constantdoodle32
    @constantdoodle32 Před 3 lety +1

    "Pile of turds" lmfao!!!!!

  • @ChrisDragotta
    @ChrisDragotta Před rokem

    The shit story is hysterical.

  • @viivcreations9161
    @viivcreations9161 Před 4 lety

    idk man we go camping while visiting family and its really fun having some family time together on a quiet night by a lake

    • @WernerVonWeener
      @WernerVonWeener Před měsícem

      When you have 2 -3 weeks at most a year for vacation time. Wasting a second of that camping is absolute shit

  • @JeffTheDude777
    @JeffTheDude777 Před 9 lety +4

    Drugs definitely makes camping better, and minus the broads. And as a matter of fact, that's the reason to go camping. Get away from the wife or girlfriend, and hang with friends, in nature, get the booze in ya' and you got the one friend who brought shrooms. Jim had some shitty people to camp with.

  • @markburton8653
    @markburton8653 Před 3 lety

    I like to camp if I'm at the beach, so I can surf or fish. I completely agree about camping sucking if you just pitch a tent in the middle of nowhere lol.

  • @casualobserver2380
    @casualobserver2380 Před 3 lety

    Camping in Jersey with a lodge and tv...wow that's roughing it!

  • @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork
    @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork Před 5 lety +1

    When I see Marshmallows now, I will think of Jim.. slurping them out of a bung in exchange for a girl setting his tent up for him. :)

  • @DHodges187
    @DHodges187 Před 6 lety +2

    75 pipes? Was he camping in a Korean war surplus tent? Both our tents are 2 poles. 5 minutes.

  • @branflake099
    @branflake099 Před rokem

    he sounds like bill burr on tons of valium lol

  • @leonardrice2830
    @leonardrice2830 Před 4 měsíci

    Hilarious 😆

  • @R3VO7UTION
    @R3VO7UTION Před rokem

    You're going camping? What are you, fiiive?

  • @brianjansen3103
    @brianjansen3103 Před 2 lety

    'Cuz hot chick's can't go campin'. If my 20s was a sentence

  • @bigblue162
    @bigblue162 Před 3 lety

    Interesting.

  • @mikeanderson5772
    @mikeanderson5772 Před 4 lety

    Lol fuckin city boy. Love ya jim!

  • @elcamino5145
    @elcamino5145 Před 5 lety +1

    I have long said when asked about camping, sure I'll go camping... At the Holiday inn.. bed.,AC, Heat, cable, shower, toilet, breakfast.. maybe a bar... Pizza places that deliver know where it is.. OH and electricity!!

  • @leonardrice2830
    @leonardrice2830 Před 4 měsíci

    Camping SUCKS. Thank you.

  • @namomme5008
    @namomme5008 Před 4 lety

    I hate camping!!

  • @ballsdeep2520
    @ballsdeep2520 Před 4 měsíci

    This is soo true, once I've stopped drinking, i can't even fathom why it's fun. Maybe if you have kids or there are some kind of activities, to do sober but F it

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o Před 5 lety +2

    What a dope . It's a tent not a rocket

  • @brianszeszol2356
    @brianszeszol2356 Před 2 lety

    unless the girl your dating is super hot....camping sucks

  • @soysaucehairdye7869
    @soysaucehairdye7869 Před 9 lety +4

    I have seen hot college chicks backpacking. They are usually hot lesbians though.

    • @soysaucehairdye7869
      @soysaucehairdye7869 Před 9 lety +3

      DrFizzington The ones I have come across are usually science majors from places like UC Davis and Berkeley and they do give off a lesbian vibe traveling in pairs with no men and their body language between each other. Say what you want, but I look 17 and they will approach me up there to talk since I don't give off a scary vibe and have a baby face. I have helped a couple of girls who were lost on the John Muir Trail as well. I hope they wouldn't suck my prick with my mom's mouth since she is 6 feet under and my dad is also dead as well. I am parentless and chicks feel sorry for me being an orphan so young so I get pity fucked easily if I play my cards right.

    • @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork
      @TheFarmacySeedsNetwork Před 5 lety

      such a tease right? lol

    • @Josef_Favia
      @Josef_Favia Před 5 lety

      Great name Soy Sauce! Fucking Jimmy Norton is great!

  • @DavidJ-iz8wl
    @DavidJ-iz8wl Před rokem

    The pile of turds 😂😂

  • @vikmarisco5679
    @vikmarisco5679 Před 3 lety

    The pile of turds😆😆

  • @whenthehammerwastthomas1585

    Florentine is a city mouse that doesn't want to be uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form period. He used to work construction but now is a snowflake.

  • @sugarpillkiller
    @sugarpillkiller Před 5 lety

    Damn right about Obama. Disaster.

    • @Rylai_xiv
      @Rylai_xiv Před 3 lety

      i thought he was talking about trump.

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 Před rokem

    I love camping, but only by myself…just me and my dog….I smoke weed all day and fish, it’s awesome…but you couldn’t pay me to camp with a bunch of douche bags….I take my shotgun with me just in case