"YOUR WELCOME" with Michael Malice
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
- Michael Malice (“YOUR WELCOME”) welcomes hilarious comedian, Kurt Metzger, onto the show to talk about awkward encounters on airplanes, the comedic beauty of “magical words”, and Michael’s favorite joke that Kurt tells.
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that was gr8! i really like kurt metzger. hes good. someone i never would have found, but for the pando & the essential screaming of JD. fine entry. _JC
I became aware of Kurt from the Jimmy Dore show where he is a invaluable asset. He has a great ability to see things as they are, JD has hopes for some politicians, Kurt knows they are all useless.
Jimmy has yet to be enveloped in the complete darkness that George carlin experienced. But he'll get there
Kurt Metzger steals jokes! Spread the word!
Most, if not all, are selected "tools" exampled by AOC. Dem or Rep doesn't matter all are placed by the Powers That Be to do their bidding.
Check Kurt out on The Adam Friedland Show. It was not long ago and Kurt and Nick Mullen riff together and it’s hilarious
@@kingofoblivion1822 im gonna stay subscribed to them even in this period of great darkness and few uploads because I know if I don't, there will be even less content. It's honestly pretty high-minded stuff, it's an analogy for how our corporate overlords give us less and less for the same price. Also, I'm gay
I usually don't like when the "sidekick" on a show interrupts, but anytime Kurt talks on the Jimmy Dore Show, I'm for it
There was a time where Jimmy would make it real hard for Kurt to chime in but now he lets him say his peace, I love it. Especially since Craig has been on and Big J has been chilling in the back. I really dig where the TJDS is headed 👍🏻👍🏻
"We don't even have three evils!" 😂
I'm voting 3rd evil only from now on
Kurt could be my favourite working comedian today. He's one of the few who act and speak in the true spirit of standup comedy... Fearless opinions with no BS. I could listen to Kurt talk about anything and it's great to see him really find his groove. The madness of the last few years has really given Kurt a platform to shine. Long may it continue.
You must be related to him, or work for his management.
I love Kurt, I have been looking for someone funny and sincere for years.
@@deepestvermillion You must either be: related to him, sleeping with him, paid, or working for him.
@@missykins3193You must really abhor the following:
The truth, A genuinely stark look at reality or the way you feel when someone is just honest about what they think. That should be more than enough to think about, strike that- chew on while you low key insult someone you don't know over something or someone they enjoy. And, for the sake of argument, the vibe you share is very similar enough for how other people might feel about women who fabricate false claims and how they use those intentions to substantiate their opinion as a fact. Stop behaving like bacteria does, infectious & inflammatory. Just stop it and get help.
@@missykins3193who the fuck clicks on this if that’s your impression? 😂
KURP is an amazing addition to the Jimmy Dore Show he is an absolute treasure alongside Jimmy.
its Kurt
@@100canadianmaplestirup8 that's what I just said, Kurp.
Jimmy Dore show is legit, just subbed to him like a month ago. Idk why it took me so long to find it. Also yes, Kurp is great 👍
Really? Wow. I find it literally unwatchable because of him, and often have to skip his comments.
Its so funny, people either think he's a National Treasure or he needs to be put in a box under the stairs. I think Kurps laughter is like Angels giggling and love his constant drive to make fun of everything. His special was so good hahaha!
Whoopi saying Dr. Jill is one of the best doctors in the country and should be the surgeon general tells you everything you need to know about the View.
She said that?? How invincibly stupid.
Michael please have Kurt on as much as you can.
We'll never tire of it!
He just moved to Austin. A second show with Kurt and MM could be a possibility. That's a dream podcast for me at this point.
I love how unimpressed Kurt is by his own joke that Malice finds hilarious 😂
which one?
Finally we get Kurt getting his time to speak.
Was he just on a podcast with Bert?
@@3rdGeorgesheets who the heck wouldn't want to listen to Bert ???
@@hitoriwa
staff & inmates at
detox/rehab/halfway house ?
@hitorinishitekure anyone who realized "the machine" and I take my shirt off and squeal laugh isn't comedy
His new special is great 👍🏾
Kurt is absolutely clinically insane. I LOVE him on the Jimmy Dore show. He's like a wild bull, The entire cast has to come together to corral him, it's wonderful.
Agreed 👍
Yeah, he was my also by far my favorite part of the Racewars Podcast.
His dynamic with the whole cast is great. Really enjoying the addition of Craig as well
I love hearing Kurt chime in on the Jimmy Dore show 😂 they have been on fire lately
His Jehovah's Witness childhood probably had an effect on him. That and living in NY and LA. That combo leads to both genius and insanity in lots of ppl
Kurt seems like an intense person. The comedy check valve keeps him from assault and battery charges.
Bahahaha he is quite the character but he is absolutely hilarious
Kurt is my favorite living comedian.
@@luisfordinho59chill chill chill lol
@@luisfordinho59although I did have a similar thought
your soooo jay@@luisfordinho59
R.I.P. Sam Kinison
You must be related to him.
That Paula Dean joke is the funniest thing I've ever heard
I love that you have Kurt on, yes! Also, you were so kind and understanding to the Q-Anon Shaman, which made me very happy. Thanks, Michael!
Love Metzger. Funny as fuck and he recognises how insidious and nasty the entire political system across all factions. Great interview.
I love how Kurt’s brain works lol
He’s always the guy in the room who knows the weirdest, most arcane bits of knowledge on any given subject and has such an off the wall take on things that somehow, after he explains it, sounds like the only reasonable interpretation.
Relax dude
@@HaykInWonderland 🤨
This has been the goddamn funniest thing I've seen in months. People might think Kurt is insane, because he looks like the psycho homeless guy on the subway that craps in his own hand then stabs you in the neck, but he actually seems like he knows what's really going on.
I was so disappointed the podcast ended. I wish I had Kurt's wit.
he looks like Tom Segura on meth
He does have the look of a 1980s coked up Armenian VCR salesman.
His eyebrows remind me a Gyro food truck owner.
@@Smokkedandslammed Kek It's like he and each of his eyebrows all have their own mind.
One of the best! You should have him on monthly.
Kurt's 30 minutes with special is my favorite of all of them. Just complete natural talent.
I'm sure you've seen it, but if you haven't his special "White Precious" 2014 is easily in the running for the best ever made.
I really liked Jordan's, but I agree that Kurt's was surprisingly good.
He's doing Paula Dean jokes.
Colum's was great too
Yeah me too although Dave Smiths was good too.
I know alot of Jimmy watcher don't like kurp, but man I absolutely LOVE him. He's loud, he wild, and just cuts in whenever there's an opportunity to throw something out there. LESGO KURP
I love Kurp! Him and Jimmy together is magic.
I love that Kurp is the "youthful vibe" of the Jimmy Dore Show
When did this name Kurp become prevalent? Feel like this is a new thing.
@@brainchildguruYo! It's from Kyle Dunnigan's Stalone segments
@@juancarlo888Keep on punchin!
For anyone interested in a podcast that addresses the things Kurt is talking about in a serious'ish manner. The higherside chats with Greg Carlwood is great.
Greg is the Bruce Buffer of podcast intros
Those Conspiracy Guys for 5hr podcasts with excruciating detail, Tin Foil Hat for the training wheels style beginner level stuff with plenty of humor thrown in. Higherside is right in the middle
What an unexpected treat! Thank you Michael! I love Kurt, he is such an awesome comedian and great human being. I love how you guys I interact, his explosive energy and wild directions go very well with your intuitive questions and patience and respect. One of my favorite episodes. I typically turn stuff off when I hear stuff about aliens, but because it was you two: I listened. Bring Kurt again.
You must work for his reps.
two legendary conversationalists, really excited for this next hour and a half
he’s a national treasure.
Michael is. Not Kurt.
that must be protected at all costs?
And I’m a National Pirate
@@Marin3r101ermmm maybe you don’t know his work. He’s a bloody genius in a monster body lol
@@Marin3r101 Rewatch and count how many times Kurt interrupts Michael. He does it to everyone. He starts a sentence but doesn't finish before starting another sentence.
After watching Kurt's special, I'm convinced he's one of the best standups going now. His jokes work on so many levels.
yeah.. he got some of that norm macdonald vibe. which is fucking great
"We're not doing that now!"
Top G
You gotta watch white precious if you haven't.
Halfway thru and Kurt is making Michael crack up exactly the way he makes me crack up ... beautiful.
Kurt's a genius.
LOVE Kurt - “Whoopie what would your Bubbe & Zeyde say?”⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I had no idea Kurt was into the alien stuff and unsurprisingly he said the most interesting stuff I’ve heard about the subject in awhile. Also me and Kurt are both into prison genre shit too
Kurt’s new 30 minutes is some of the best stand up I’ve heard in a while
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Watched it yesterday and it's fantastic
This was my favorite podcast you’ve done. I hope you have Kurt back on again soon. 🔥
When I was in the education system there was a saying that "It's clear the people who designed this thing thought the most important detail about a child was their date of mgf."
I spent a lot of time working to undo that...and fought to change the machine. A lot of people like me did, and now we are all gone, and the machine is stronger and more emboldened with activism instead of education than ever.
Same. The bell schedule is the pedagogical equivalent of the assembly line.
What's mgf? 🤔
@@MeanBeanComedy date of manufacture...or in otherwords their age, as opposed to their actual ability or merit
Kurt, your special was awesome! Love you being part of the Jimmy Dore show. Malice, you're the man!
Did not expect the alien talk - loved it.
He sent me down a tall white rabbit hole
The alien talk was the best part. Have Kurt and Eddie Bravo talked about this stuff on a podcast?
44:54 "outdated farm equipment" I had to pause for like 10 minutes. that is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever heard in my life. I can't wait to go to work tomorrow and tell all my black friends. He will think it's hilarious. LMFAO
Man, I was so bummed when this ended. Could listen to you guys for hours! Gotta get him on again soon.
Have Kurt on every week please. He is the funniest dude ever and his rage is incredible.
I love Kurt. He should be much bigger than he is. Really we're just lucky that they haven't found a way to cancel him yet.
This was better than what I was expecting. Kurt and Michael gel well together, this was fun and needed. Thanks from SE Asia.
"These words have been gaped" - Kurt
LOL
Watching Kurt on Jimmy Dore, then his special, and the several podcasts he's been a guest on gives me a complete picture of the man, and it's a masterpiece!
People really love him or hate him, I think he's hilarious and has the laughter of a baby angel.
Metzger had me doubled over a few times. That Paula Deen n word bit was pretty damn good
"That's such a dwarven thing to do"
holy shit, lol
Omg I am SCREAMING at the Paula Dean shit, literally tears
Kurts new special was great. Recommend to anyone looking for a solid set of comedy
I was worried at first cause the topics are kinda played out in comedy, but his jokes were truly well crafted.
@@eemoogee160 You make a good point. I am ready for the next wave of interesting jokes about the next “thing” what ever that may be.
I'd highly recommend the 30 minute stand up special Kurt just put out on his CZcams channel. The thing is jam packed with hilarious jokes. Kurt is just fucking great at comedy.
Thanks. I know Kurp from Rogan, Jimmy and other shows on TV, online, podcasts.
I dont think I've ever seen his standup. Maybe it's because I hate most of Rogansphere comics like Callen, Schaub, Delia, Hinchliffe, Diaz, etc and I don't want to hate Kurp as a result.
But then again, if I sat thru Brenden Schaubs 1.7special I can sit thru anything.
i fucking love kurt. even on jimmy's show he's the best. his laugh is so freaking infectious
Kurt is a natural talent that has taken those talents and honed them. He has become the funniest comedian working today. His collaborations with Jimmy Dore are simultaneously hilarious and important.
I'm mowing my lawn with headphones in and the Paula Deen bit made me laugh out loud. My neighbors must think I'm losing it. Maybe I am. I don't give a shit.
Kurt’s special was fantastic. Actually.
Love Kurt!!🤗
Love kurp
Michael Malice and Kurt Metzger need to do this once a month
Kurt’s awesome; he should have his own show!
yea, i wish he would do more can't get right podcast
He does it's called "The Jimmy Dore Show"
@@quidnickI know about that one, but I meant one that is fully his vs being more like a sidekick!
@@quidnick Right? It's Kurt show now because he interrupts Jimmy all the time. If you rewatch this Michael Malice clip, he interrupts Michael a million times. He starts a sentence and then doesn't finish it before starting another sentence. His special wasn't funny and I didn't crack a smile once.
@@EVGUITAR1975Can’t Get Right is Kurt’s podcast. It’s wonderful but he posts sporadically and Gas Digital paywalls everything but the ten most recent.
i hated to see this talk end. two of my favorites for sure!
He's got the crazy eyes 👀
A.O.C. eyes, that's a fact. But I listened to him without developing the urge to jump off a cliff.
Kurt drinking white claws.... I'm a basic bitch too Kurp.
I think this was the quote Kurples was thinking of, and he was right the first time it was Rockefeller that funded this…
"In our dream, we have limitless resources and the people yield themselves with perfect docility to our molding hand. The present educational conventions fade from their minds; and, unhampered by tradition, we work our own good will upon a grateful and responsive rural folk. We shall not try to make these people or any of their children into philosophers or men of learning, or men of science. We have not to raise up from among them authors, editors, poets or men of letters. We shall not search for embryo great artists, painters, musicians nor lawyers, doctors, preachers, politicians, statesmen, of whom we now have an ample supply…” - Frederick Taylor Gates
Kurt is generational talent and I love him as a friend
Kurt is no generational talent.
@missykins3193 yeah, he's a non-generational talent
You're in the jungle baby, you're gonna diiie. That made me laugh out loud.
I was dyin😂
You know where you are Louie CK?
Loved it! Haven't laughed so hard for a long time! Thank you Michael and Kurt.
Jimmy, Kurt, Pasta, Steph have a great show nearly every day at The Jimmy Dore Show
Pasta is just guest hosting while Jimmy's away. Last little while it's usually been Aaron Mate filling in for Jimmy while he's touring, only very recently that Jimmy got Pasta to do the gig.
Pasta needs to go
"There are so many brilliant woman out there, none of them are on the view" - Tim Dillion
That Malice and Metzger are actually friends makes me feel really good, about humanity or just in general, I don't know, and I don't know why. But it does.
I could literally listen to Kurt Metzger talk about the dumbest stuff and be fascinated.
Kurt rocks! the last 20 minutes were phenomenal ! Thank you M.M. !
Kurt is a badass. He needs to do another PU$$IES podcast. He's legendary. Absolute talent.
Kurt is the best part of the Dore show.
Kurt is beginning my favorite person to listen to. He's so great.
Love watching michael laugh 😂hope lex gets the time to watch this
Claire McDonnell is the woman Kurt references in his story about UFOS.
Kurt is razor sharp witty and crazy at the same time
Absolutely love when Kurp is on!
"Kurp, which part of this episode was the best?"
The part where I get paid.
my dude kicking back white claws no shame😂😂😂
Thanks to Jimmy Dore for introducing me to Kurt.
All good comics i feel have a distint growly or peculiar tone and MY'MAN kurt is no exception. Kurt and ryan long are my fav new comics ,2 boyos are hilarious 😂😅
Great ep. Kurt's a beast.
Kurples!!! OMG what a redemption from the last guest!
Yay! love me some Kurt Metzger
Kurt gives me hope for comedians.
Everyone go watch 30 minutes with Kurt Metzger
Dude outdated farm equipment had me crack the fuck up!
Kurt is the absolute best. What a pick me up after last weeks show
The thing about the Earth being round is something ive been saying for years now. People can be wrong and are wrong about billions of things constantly, but theyre still trucking along, not ruining things, feeling happy and good and surviving. Its just pragmatic
"Kurt... you look like a struggling werewolf"
Great show guys
" such a dwarfen thing to do" 🤣
Nice hearing Kurt ramble on
love these 2 together, Kurp is the best.
17:19 Favorite line of the show: "You sound like you're a perfect Chinese."
What a pod cast, completely out of this world.
"Let's not look it up so we can waste time." 🤣🤣
Can never get enough Kurt
Nice. Kurts hilarious. Watch white precious if you havent
Kurt is one of those comedians that I always love whenever I hear him on other peoples' podcast and whatnot, but I've never given him, personally, the time of day. I'm gonna change that. He's a treasure.
Kurt is the best sidekick on the interwebs
Kurt is so excited about aliens stories 🤣🤣🤣