Mr Lizard

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  • čas přidán 21. 10. 2007
  • comedy scetch from Jam
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 116

  • @-Blackberry
    @-Blackberry Před 9 měsíci +14

    I like the way he says 'Mr Lizard...'.

  • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
    @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Před 5 lety +67

    Tried to watch this when it used to be on channel 4 but really couldn't get in to it. I mean, the audio was OK and picture quality was good, but my TV, it was full of lizards. L-ll-lll-lizzzzzids

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet Před 9 měsíci +2

      You did it. Why did you fill your television set with lizards? 😐

  • @kiryuchan860
    @kiryuchan860 Před rokem +12

    A Lynchian observation of dealing with corporate customer service. Absurd, Kafkaesque and infuriating beyond measure.

  • @shitmix
    @shitmix Před 12 lety +61

    Mark Heap is arguably the most talented comedy actor on British television. His acting in Spaced was similarly genius.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords Před 7 lety +29

    At least it's a family-run company.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 Před 16 lety +24

    Hilarious! Aphex Twin's music is just perfect here.

  • @vincenttiggelman4978
    @vincenttiggelman4978 Před 8 měsíci +8

    I have seen many many horror movies in my life but Mark Heap's acting in Jam creeps me out more than any of them

  • @agdgdgwngo
    @agdgdgwngo Před 4 lety +12

    I fucking love Jam. It's like the most fucked up thing ever made. Aphex Twin and the soundtrack in general also fucking top notch

  • @kalcaron
    @kalcaron Před 13 lety +23

    I wonder how many of these sketches originated from dreams.

  • @Takeshi357
    @Takeshi357 Před 12 lety +29

    Why does this feel more like the pre-title sequence of Doctor Who than a comedy sketch?

  • @GfreshakaGeaf
    @GfreshakaGeaf Před 9 lety +24

    How she starts calming him down at the end then starts smacking him wtf lol 😂

  • @muteqx
    @muteqx Před 8 lety +26

    This dark sketch has stayed with me for YEARS... and it's still as funny and fucked up as ever!

  • @rickywilly
    @rickywilly Před 16 lety +9

    ''no you sweep them up''
    Classic tv, c'mon chris, more jam please!

  • @JasonDeeWILEY1980
    @JasonDeeWILEY1980 Před 14 lety +26

    really wish that chris morris would team up with david lynch! a team in heaven.

  • @BLINDTUBEMARES
    @BLINDTUBEMARES Před 15 lety +6

    They played the audio of this sketch at the Prince Charles just before the start of INLAND EMPIRE. So fitting

  • @22poopoo
    @22poopoo Před 14 lety +16

    I love dark surreal comedy, and this is the pinnacle!

  • @cadaverdoggy
    @cadaverdoggy Před 8 lety +4

    incredible acting, all of them

  • @geekymarianne
    @geekymarianne Před 12 lety +4

    You can get a lizard-free service if you upgrade to their XXL package.

  • @AutPen38
    @AutPen38 Před 13 lety +4

    Kevin Eldon is so good at playing creepy characters.

  • @RockBottomRiser21
    @RockBottomRiser21 Před 16 lety +5

    Dude it is Aphex Twin, the track is called Curtains and it's on disc 1 of Select Ambient Works Vol. 2

  • @GS195
    @GS195 Před 5 lety +6

    BGM: Aphex Twin - Curtains

    • @XAVR_
      @XAVR_ Před 5 měsíci

      Of course it's Aphex Twin

  • @AnarchicHellspawn
    @AnarchicHellspawn Před 16 lety +4

    Mark Heap and Kevin Alden do some of the funniest skeches ever. Morris at his best.

  • @OIP_1
    @OIP_1 Před 3 lety +3

    this is the best comedy sketch of all time

    • @noelmckenna3510
      @noelmckenna3510 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Spoons (Simon peg )is it's equal

    • @OIP_1
      @OIP_1 Před 3 měsíci

      @@noelmckenna3510 spoons is amazing. there are a few other big train sketches that are definitely jostling around the top tier (cake factory, office wanking, zurich, is this about me not being married).

  • @tomstickland
    @tomstickland Před 16 lety +2

    Humour can be a personal thing. I found it very funny, but you have to tune into the surreal nature of it.

  • @McMarkj
    @McMarkj Před 7 lety +1

    "You filled your tele with lizard's"

  • @unis2006
    @unis2006 Před 13 lety +2

    Mark Heap's goading is brilliant! He should do it more often

  • @williamvogelschwer522
    @williamvogelschwer522 Před 11 lety +3

    Mr. Lizard is my kind of guy.

  • @MikeDunn19
    @MikeDunn19 Před 15 lety +4

    You filled your telly with lizards? :P
    He's Mister Lizar...D! :P
    Goddamn, I love this sketch!

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 16 lety +1

    dunno. I have a wierd sense of humour. This is one of those sketches that gets better every time you watch it.

  • @tokernizer
    @tokernizer Před 5 měsíci

    must be a family business

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 16 lety

    best sketch ever.

  • @simongamer987
    @simongamer987 Před 6 lety +3

    aphex twin

  • @dj_Davepz
    @dj_Davepz Před 4 měsíci

    You did it.

  • @bcfc85
    @bcfc85 Před 15 lety +1

    This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!! The screams at the end when his wife is hitting is absolute class.

    • @mrdespondency6598
      @mrdespondency6598 Před 4 lety +1

      It has everything doesn't it? Not to mention: the lizards.

  • @uglitor
    @uglitor Před 13 lety

    Great comedy

  • @ProfessorHuggins
    @ProfessorHuggins Před 16 lety

    jam is so good

  • @user-ky2vq4xt9s
    @user-ky2vq4xt9s Před 4 lety +3

    Гой Гайа ! Слава Лизардии!

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 16 lety +8

    I found a plot hole. At the start the guy doesnt recognise the television man (when he is at the door). Then in the middle of the sketch he says "you sold us it, you set it up" (or something along those lines). Which means he must have already met him.
    AHA!

    • @Badgerinthenight
      @Badgerinthenight Před 6 lety +4

      Maybe he was at work and his wife met the guy when he came to install it in the daytime...

    • @mrdespondency6598
      @mrdespondency6598 Před 4 lety +6

      Not really, people are like that, saying 'you' meaning the company. Poor front line minions...

  • @NickNenov
    @NickNenov Před 9 lety +3

    another Mr Lizard :D:D:D

  • @BejeweledInvasionNannies
    @BejeweledInvasionNannies Před 14 lety +1

    @JasonDeeWILEY1980
    Chris Morris is in the process of making a film called Four Lions.
    Kevin Eldon will be in it but I'm not sure about David Lynch!

    • @McSuperfly101
      @McSuperfly101 Před 6 lety +1

      Sounds good, I look forward to watching it when it’s released.

  • @scaredmonkey
    @scaredmonkey Před 15 lety +2

    Sweep them up

  • @sjsuismylife
    @sjsuismylife Před 7 lety +1

    It's Brian!

  • @thechineapplepunk
    @thechineapplepunk Před 16 lety

    I LOVE MR LIZARD

  • @DodgeBearUK
    @DodgeBearUK Před 16 lety

    Wipe them off....Wipers...Little Windscreen wipers....Why did you fill your tv with liard
    i love this show its great to watch when your drunk lol

  • @trashrat8365
    @trashrat8365 Před 5 lety

    Apex Twin? In my British comedy sketch?

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 11 lety

    mr lizard.

  • @lolo1990uk
    @lolo1990uk Před 15 lety

    what will your head office say when i tell them about all this eh?
    You did it!

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 12 lety

    Dont call me a nincompoop.

  • @Simon0
    @Simon0 Před 12 lety

    this is probably the best thing on youtube. ok i am exaggerating. But it is brilliant.

  • @Hissanrach
    @Hissanrach Před 13 lety

    @jfmn24 What is this "acting" you speak of?

  • @Asarelah
    @Asarelah Před 15 lety

    Yeah, he was Brian.

  • @GottArchon
    @GottArchon Před 2 lety

    Это видео попало ко мне в рекомендации чтобы я написал "Слава Лизардии!"
    Слава Лизардии! Гой гайа!

  • @CharlotteMx
    @CharlotteMx Před 16 lety

    I

  • @Jafmanz
    @Jafmanz Před 13 lety

    @ohnickoli yes

  • @subzeropicnic
    @subzeropicnic Před 12 lety

    now check out the remix!!

  • @geeksworkshop
    @geeksworkshop Před 2 lety

    This was a bbc radio show..

  • @Lewis1711
    @Lewis1711 Před 14 lety +1

    Why'd you fill the telly full of lizards?

  • @Wolviepayne
    @Wolviepayne Před 15 lety

    "It's full of LIZARDS" HAHA
    Well
    David Icke can be hilarious

  • @duncabbin
    @duncabbin Před 16 lety

    you clearly was meant to type "Hollyoaks" in your CZcams search.

  • @DarkEldarBlog
    @DarkEldarBlog Před 13 lety

    @AbrasionUK
    Ah good. Faith in humanity restored :)

  • @user-yd5fx6hg6o
    @user-yd5fx6hg6o Před 4 lety +2

    Слава Лизардии!!!

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s Před 7 lety +1

    So good! But they are geckos.

    • @johndaarteest
      @johndaarteest Před 4 hodinami

      That's not my fault, you'll have to take it up with Mr Lizard, thh, thh, thh🦎🦎🦎

  • @jamesjonesrocket
    @jamesjonesrocket Před 14 lety

    @fieldingmellish44 well said

  • @christschinwon
    @christschinwon Před 15 lety

    Amelia would be wonderful in Eastenders if she played this character but I hope for her sake she wont have to lower herself!

  • @Jafmanz
    @Jafmanz Před 13 lety

    @Hissanrach its called acting.

  • @goodrobotusses
    @goodrobotusses Před 13 lety +4

    Thumbs up if this is the highlight of Mark Heap's career

    • @pizzab0t
      @pizzab0t Před 6 lety +2

      I have to thumb down mate. Friday night dinner is the highlight of Mark Heaps career.

    • @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere
      @WOOOPdoctorFROGhere Před 5 lety +1

      @@pizzab0t bollocks to that! Friday night dinner was when Mark heap sold out. Awful show.

    • @Pigfoot
      @Pigfoot Před 5 lety

      Friday Night Dinner is hilarious, and Mark's 'Jim' is the best thing in it.

    • @andybliss5965
      @andybliss5965 Před 4 lety

      For me it was in Brass Eye, the gay guy who got aids from his boyfriend or the pedo who sold potatoes from a van

  • @Uncharted2
    @Uncharted2 Před 13 lety

    @bmcprime No, there isnt.

  • @daManDRAK
    @daManDRAK Před 15 lety

    i might change my youtube name to:
    'Mr Lizard'

  • @Comrade.Question
    @Comrade.Question Před 14 lety

    Is that your boss's name?

  • @DarkEldarBlog
    @DarkEldarBlog Před 13 lety

    @AbrasionUK
    I really hope that's a joke...

  • @Hissanrach
    @Hissanrach Před 14 lety

    The guy's kind of a feak lol, he might really be part lizard.

  • @simonjenkin
    @simonjenkin Před 15 lety

    absolutely nill unfortunately.

  • @sofierylala
    @sofierylala Před 16 lety +1

    ha everyones got a different sense of humour. no offence toyou whatsoever but i find this a tad creepy :S

  • @scatterkeir
    @scatterkeir Před 16 lety +1

    creepy and funny aren't mutually exclusive! This would be nowhere near as funny if it wasn't creepy.

  • @simonyer
    @simonyer Před 16 lety

    Omg. How not funny...

  • @sofierylala
    @sofierylala Před 16 lety

    how the heck is that funny?

    • @mrdespondency6598
      @mrdespondency6598 Před 4 lety +1

      Personally I read it as some weird metaphor. It doesn't have to be lizards. There's a really dark sketch featuring a house sale, that to me is also just a metaphor for people having you over a barrel during particularly important and almost non-negotiable purchases. I've certainly had plenty of lizards down the wire.