Too Much Protein? Fails of the Week

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Komentáře • 651

  • @Piretfreak87
    @Piretfreak87 Před rokem +134

    The dog going down the stairs got me 🤣 That look at the end...😂

  • @TheCrazeturk
    @TheCrazeturk Před rokem +575

    Too much protein? No Whey.

  • @LigH_de
    @LigH_de Před rokem +136

    7:25 - what exactly happened here? Seems to be a bowling ball, but I can't recognise the reason of the shock.

    • @gordogordito87
      @gordogordito87 Před rokem +19

      I want to know as well! Someone who bowls please chime in!

    • @Ussopah
      @Ussopah Před rokem +25

      I think the ball broke in half after the dude pulled it out of the bag

    • @bob.bobbington
      @bob.bobbington Před rokem +1

      ​@@Ussopah That isn't an exact answer...

    • @bestalpha6004
      @bestalpha6004 Před rokem +6

      idk what happednd either

    • @bob.bobbington
      @bob.bobbington Před rokem +23

      ​@@Ussopah My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is now ruined.

  • @txx9815
    @txx9815 Před rokem +7

    1:33 Well, you said, "Go."😁

  • @augustkukis2175
    @augustkukis2175 Před rokem +34

    That osprey was like “hey throw this on the grill for a couple mins for me”

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g Před rokem

      Looked like he was trying to play catch with his buddy who fumbled.

  • @pattieh5118
    @pattieh5118 Před rokem +6

    Best part for me was the Golden stumbling down stairs smacking his head in wall. The look on his face was great. 😂

  • @untouched_explorations
    @untouched_explorations Před rokem +4

    1:23 THE DOG IS JUST CASUALLY CARRYING A BRICK AROUND

  • @realbrandonb
    @realbrandonb Před rokem +4

    4:12 bird said “Hey, can you cook this for me? I’ll be back in a half hour.” 😂

  • @pipi6000
    @pipi6000 Před rokem +5

    The towel at 1:08 is doing the lords work...

  • @NotQuiteEpic
    @NotQuiteEpic Před rokem +22

    0:40 dude just pinched his junk between two 45lb plates. Just go home. You're done for today.

  • @iamatn3317
    @iamatn3317 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Bruh I’m for sure goin to hell for laughin at the wheelchair 😅

  • @Grimb-0-tron
    @Grimb-0-tron Před rokem +22

    Whats up with the bowling ball at @7:31 ?

    • @NotQuiteEpic
      @NotQuiteEpic Před rokem +17

      Did you hear the *click* when he adjusts the ball's position? That was the sound of a crack and the ball in fact being broken in two pieces. They didn't know what until taking it out of the box. I bet it was a special order to the shop so it hadn't been looked at yet. I got a cracked bowling ball in just last week. It came in 3 pieces. Not really a fail, just a funny realization. You can see that everyone in the room is actually speechless because it happens so rarely.

    • @dustintacohands1107
      @dustintacohands1107 Před rokem +3

      Yeah sounds like it cracked right in half

    • @partariothegoth
      @partariothegoth Před rokem +1

      it looked like the resin shell had a chunk missing

    • @smgdfcmfah
      @smgdfcmfah Před rokem +4

      if you slow the video down you can see and hear the crack appear right as he spins it. Right above his index finger it looks the ball split almost perfectly in half. I had no idea this was a thing that sometime happened with brand new balls - manufacturing defect, I guess!

    • @flipflopping
      @flipflopping Před rokem +1

      @@NotQuiteEpic Thank you for this. I could not figure out what was going on at all. Never would have guessed it.

  • @traveller5212
    @traveller5212 Před rokem +3

    00:14. Building a swing over concrete? Speechless!

  • @pikachuthebananasplit9061
    @pikachuthebananasplit9061 Před rokem +167

    I feel bad for the guy at the beginning of the video
    that looked like such a hard fall, I hope he's ok

    • @E-A-Z-Y
      @E-A-Z-Y Před rokem +6

      Yeah that wasn’t a pleasant fall

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 Před rokem +6

      that dog would of got
      tyre skids on its ring
      if i was peddling!! 💪🏼👹

    • @vomm
      @vomm Před rokem +4

      It was just one meter on soft dirt not 100m on hard spikes. Why should he not be ok

    • @Sketchybackyardtrails
      @Sketchybackyardtrails Před rokem +4

      @@vommhe had a chesty on and would have hit ribs or collarbone which means to would probably have broken

    • @justnoted2995
      @justnoted2995 Před rokem +2

      Tried to save the dog from certain extinction

  • @Pizzpott
    @Pizzpott Před rokem +85

    How the guy in the gym with the weights didn't scream out loud is beyond me. I can only assume it took his breath away big-time, like a thump in the solar plexus would.

    • @Sam_the_Spinosaurus
      @Sam_the_Spinosaurus Před rokem +12

      the audio was dubbed over with stock SFX, this channel sometimes does that when the vid doesnt have audio

    • @Bl4ckD0g
      @Bl4ckD0g Před rokem

      I had to replay it to make sure I saw what I thought I saw. Poor dude.

    • @GarryAndrews_
      @GarryAndrews_ Před 9 měsíci

      @@ChristophLandkammerBScgot his genitalia caught

  • @kbramlett6877
    @kbramlett6877 Před rokem +37

    I love the dog @1:30 The lady told the dog to "Go" and the dog went. All over the mat.

    • @Bakoska
      @Bakoska Před rokem +6

      and I just was eating my breakfast...

    • @discovolante6624
      @discovolante6624 Před rokem

      to start with not even the right timestamp but mainly its fucking gross

  • @AsToldbyCharlotte
    @AsToldbyCharlotte Před rokem +50

    Who wants to bet that kid was 100% staring at how good that carnival corn dog looked 🤤🤤😂

    • @GalaxyOfMoses
      @GalaxyOfMoses Před rokem +7

      I'm the corndog streamer there at 0:52! 😁👋 tbh when I stream IRL kids will often stare at the phone a lot & ask if I'm "a CZcamsr" 😂

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 Před rokem

      @@GalaxyOfMoses
      ɬ ɧ ɛ ƈ ơ ཞ ŋ ɖơ ɠ ʂ ɬ ཞ ɛ ą ɱɛ ཞ

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 Před rokem

      @@GalaxyOfMosesbut also I wish you the best💜🙆🏻‍♀️💜

    • @P4p4Smurf
      @P4p4Smurf Před 11 měsíci

      Bot sheep sees the camera and gets stuck in a trance staring at a screen

  • @tanujtatiall1307
    @tanujtatiall1307 Před rokem

    1:02 “ BrO WhAt’S WrOnG WiTH YoU?!?! 😂💀💀

  • @davepat76
    @davepat76 Před rokem +4

    That first one is a perfect reminder of why I stopped bringing my dog mountain biking.

  • @Axial_Andrew
    @Axial_Andrew Před rokem +10

    The cat in the mirror, was practicing his Parkour...🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver Před rokem +2

      I like it when cats grab the floor to make sure it's still there.

  • @Furthericity
    @Furthericity Před rokem +13

    Poor Stanley the dog. Being chased by a chair is terrifying.

  • @The_Defiant_One
    @The_Defiant_One Před rokem +1

    The bowling ball cracked.

  • @DJDino6452
    @DJDino6452 Před rokem +14

    4:17 Your care package has been delivered.

  • @susanwahl6322
    @susanwahl6322 Před rokem +33

    I got such a laugh when that van driver was chastising the driver in the orange pants. The the guy in the orange pants pulled up the leg of his pants to show his prosthetic leg 🦿. How funny that was. The same thing happened to me. I pulled into the handicap parking space and put up my tag that hangs on the mirror. Once I got out of my car, this Karen yells at me that I shouldn’t be parking there. I just looked at her and pulled out my crutches.

    • @TristanCtrissy
      @TristanCtrissy Před rokem +11

      Thank you for explaining that one. I didn't understand what was going on there.

    • @CanalTremocos
      @CanalTremocos Před rokem

      Thanks. I would have never gotten why the man was randomly flashing his legs in a parking lot. 😅

    • @jama0795
      @jama0795 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I’ve had it before cause im the driver for my blind friend. He’s in his 30’s, I’m in my 20’s
      , the amount of people who have had ago at us or given us dirty looks is unreal. Then my friend pulls their cane out and they soon scatter. Still have those ones who shout at us cause my friend can walk and they believe he’s not actually disabled. I’m sure my friend would disagree with the amount of idiots who have nearly driven into him. Not to mention the mums with prams who have shouted watch where your going. Then I come up behind my friend and they soon mutter an apology and scarper.

  • @thecatfather857
    @thecatfather857 Před rokem +10

    I feel bad for the cat that was freaking out during the clip with the earthquake, especially once it *really* started shaking. That looked like a pretty bad one.

  • @BitSmythe
    @BitSmythe Před rokem +2

    *We don’t need any more videos of people falling on icy steps.*

  • @packman3220
    @packman3220 Před rokem +2

    If there's one thing Fail Army has taught us it's that the front porch is the most dangerous place in the house

  • @GalaxyOfMoses
    @GalaxyOfMoses Před rokem +3

    That's me at 0:52 😂

  • @Markus_Andrew
    @Markus_Andrew Před rokem +37

    0:41 The look on his face says it all, literally took his breath away 😲

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 Před rokem

      what happened there? Did his hands squished or his....

    • @gabrielbruce1977
      @gabrielbruce1977 Před rokem +3

      If he didn't get flattened, the proximity scared him badly enough he saw the face of god

    • @Argethlam59
      @Argethlam59 Před rokem +2

      @@Silver_Swan_MK2 Neh a more sensitive part for a man

    • @synchron1098
      @synchron1098 Před rokem +2

      he's not having kids anymore

    • @EtherealMisconduct
      @EtherealMisconduct Před rokem

      Time for him to head to the adoption centre if he wants a child.

  •  Před rokem +11

    Watching these fails makes me feel better about my own clumsiness

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 Před rokem

      How are people doing these damn emojis?

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 Před rokem

      @@rachkate76 I think its some phone app.

  • @dustymiller65
    @dustymiller65 Před rokem +1

    Someone didn't make that first bike jump--oh deer! 🐵

  • @RedwoodAmaril
    @RedwoodAmaril Před rokem

    4:15 that bird was like "Fuck it man, i'm not getting chased for this fish"

  • @fxhw7754
    @fxhw7754 Před rokem +11

    6:20 get the person who cleaned those windows a raise!

    • @CARLCGP
      @CARLCGP Před rokem +2

      True story😏✨️

  • @itsintheword230
    @itsintheword230 Před rokem

    0:59 that kid pulling the chair and then laughing!!!!!! You can't be mad😅😅😅😅😅

  • @loveandrockets4life
    @loveandrockets4life Před rokem +2

    7:05 how is an earthquake a fail?

  • @discovolante6624
    @discovolante6624 Před rokem +2

    1:38 do you really think people want to see this?

  • @twolip7540
    @twolip7540 Před rokem +19

    First dude sacrificed himself for doggo. Protect this man at all costs.

    • @rachkate76
      @rachkate76 Před rokem +5

      Nah that’s basic human decency

    • @BarafuAlbino
      @BarafuAlbino Před rokem

      If he hit that dog, he would fall the same anyway.

    • @twolip7540
      @twolip7540 Před rokem +3

      @@BarafuAlbino No. it’s physics. He slowed down to avoid the dog which cause him to lose momentum and fail the gap. Had he continued he would have clipped the dog but made the gap. It’s just math.

  • @slowgun_s2theN
    @slowgun_s2theN Před rokem +2

    0:30 no way jesusss😲🙀🤯

  • @dearodeer8238
    @dearodeer8238 Před rokem +1

    Blurring the dogs ass come on thats too much 😂

  • @syntaxed2
    @syntaxed2 Před rokem +4

    4:16 the bird didnt "drop" the fish accidentally, it was shot as a decoy for the chasing bird

  • @Memaids
    @Memaids Před rokem +1

    Not the dog taking a shit on the floatie at 1:32

  • @The_Dark_Sparta
    @The_Dark_Sparta Před rokem +2

    4:17 Free fish delivery 😅😅😅

  • @battlefront2gaming1
    @battlefront2gaming1 Před rokem +8

    dog: Let me do a break check real quick

  • @travispertson2325
    @travispertson2325 Před rokem +7

    The little dude on his bike… “ ah my wiener! “ 🤣😂🤣 Hope he’s okay! 🤙🏼

  • @BaronBoar
    @BaronBoar Před rokem +3

    That woman who was calling the dog who was tied to the chair sounds like that mechanic lady with the pit droids from the Mandalorian.
    And the microwave guy totally gave me Tommy Chong vibes lol.

  • @smgdfcmfah
    @smgdfcmfah Před rokem +2

    The bald eagle chasing the osprey was wild!

  • @mikes.3328
    @mikes.3328 Před rokem

    "Bro, whats wrong with you?" 😅 1:04
    2:22 "You're gonna break the house"🙉
    3:30 Okay, spoon and fork + microwave = kaboom🤯

  • @stevorules1820
    @stevorules1820 Před rokem +1

    4:18. Guy is grilling so the birds were just giving him something to cook.

  • @dennisk5180
    @dennisk5180 Před rokem +9

    I always look forward to Wednesdays and Fridays when FailArmy posts.

  • @joelmoses565
    @joelmoses565 Před rokem +2

    The guy drop he’s soccer ball over cliff was Excited 😆! Failarmy just make the day fantastic! ❤❤❤

  • @tomb.6955
    @tomb.6955 Před rokem +1

    The dog at 4:05 🤣

  • @Scarcheex
    @Scarcheex Před rokem +1

    The kid running into the glass twice😂🤣💀

  • @TaraTiaraBell
    @TaraTiaraBell Před rokem +10

    Love fail army it defo has the funniest fails falls and weird mistakes. That microwave really went kaboom 💥 didn’t it

    • @gabrielbruce1977
      @gabrielbruce1977 Před rokem +2

      That microwave said "you're not getting the deposit back"

    • @jacklow9611
      @jacklow9611 Před rokem +1

      Why anyone would leave silverware in a microwave, or even put it in one in the first place, is mind-bogglingly stupid.

  • @j-tizzle82
    @j-tizzle82 Před rokem +4

    Can we get a mega compilation of Americans falling over outside the front of their house please? Seems like every fail video has at least two or three clips of them failing to navigate their front steps in some way.

    • @oli3729
      @oli3729 Před rokem

      @JonnyT IKR especially the African “Americans” like my god no wonder cities like Detroit and St. Louis failed it’s filled with people who can’t sit down correctly 🇪🇺😸

  • @seanh4841
    @seanh4841 Před rokem

    Just loved the boy pulling the chair back to be helpful

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    I felt really bad for the dude who got his pee pee banged in between those two 45lb plates. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @MrMaster2262
      @MrMaster2262 Před rokem +8

      It pinched the bottom of his stomach

    • @tomatobasil7695
      @tomatobasil7695 Před rokem

      That guy hasn't seen his dick in over a decade. It was his tummy.

    • @ACE53621
      @ACE53621 Před rokem +4

      ​@@MrMaster2262 nah, it got a testicle.

    • @HesmiyuMC
      @HesmiyuMC Před rokem

      Pee pee? Using a child term for penis?

    • @dmoney3491
      @dmoney3491 Před rokem +6

      @@MrMaster2262 definitely a nut.

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998

    The dog feels so much better now. Someone has a mess to clean up. Was fun to watch. Great video

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před rokem +16

      Bill, you pressing F5 every Friday waiting for our videos?

    • @storytimewithunclebill1998
      @storytimewithunclebill1998 Před rokem +15

      I sure love the videos. I dont know what F5 does. Other than a tornado. Keep them coming. Awesome job again.

    • @davidepannone6021
      @davidepannone6021 Před rokem +13

      Found the scat lover

    • @mohmoony3918
      @mohmoony3918 Před rokem +13

      I feel bad for the dog, that did not look healthy.

    • @casdragon_5939
      @casdragon_5939 Před rokem +6

      @@mohmoony3918 It wasn't, it can possibly be a sign of water poisoning

  • @manduheavyvazquez5268
    @manduheavyvazquez5268 Před rokem +1

    0:21 0:41 that hurts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Guitarnivore
    @Guitarnivore Před rokem +8

    5:00 dude smiled as if it wasn't the first time it's happened. I hope he got a nice apology from Kyle.

    • @korados5146
      @korados5146 Před rokem +10

      I hate when disabled people get suspected when they don't look disabled "enough".

    • @bguerra4
      @bguerra4 Před rokem +1

      It looked like it was the driver questioning him, the passenger was just got in the awkward crossfire

  • @MattJasa
    @MattJasa Před rokem +1

    Love it, cats dominated this one! 😸

  • @lokiloki113
    @lokiloki113 Před rokem +2

    0:40 bro got his tip clipped.

  • @donpeters9849
    @donpeters9849 Před rokem +4

    The fish was a gift, you must have fed birds at sometime.

  • @HairBear1225
    @HairBear1225 Před rokem +1

    Hats off to the guy in the very first clip. taking the hit to save the dog 🙏🙏

  • @itisraining-qb6tb
    @itisraining-qb6tb Před rokem +1

    4:16 needs Stuka sounds

  • @kissland2789
    @kissland2789 Před rokem +4

    0:58 that's gotta be the most hilarious thing I've seen this week.

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep Před rokem +1

    1:32 and... yeah. "Go!" The dog went.

  • @Felix-nh5pw
    @Felix-nh5pw Před rokem

    4:17 that was a gift you UNGRATEFUL human😡

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games

    0:59 - The way that child ran and hid from that guy's massive overreaction, I hope that child protective services are aware of that family 😞

    • @jonathancharczenko7713
      @jonathancharczenko7713 Před rokem +1

      Like you never got yelled at as a child.

    • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
      @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games Před rokem +4

      @@jonathancharczenko7713 Yelled at for doing something bad, yes. But that was a small kid doing a small kid thing, and that reaction was aggressive and full of anger... that child ran, hid, and immediately started to cry as a defense mechanism.
      There's a big frickin' difference!

    • @sinisterlaugh872
      @sinisterlaugh872 Před rokem +2

      Actually, that child ran and then started to laugh. And guy`s reaction was like that probably because that exact thing happened to him several times already.
      Oh, kids..)

  • @loritanner4478
    @loritanner4478 Před rokem

    The fish caught a fishing pole! Lol

  • @danielkilianmusic
    @danielkilianmusic Před rokem

    the bird with the fish killed me 😂😂😂

  • @QueenMabx
    @QueenMabx Před rokem +1

    that little "ohh my weiner!" kid reminded me of the Simpsons Man Getting Hit by Football "ow my groin!" 😂

  • @diadora9292
    @diadora9292 Před rokem +2

    3:25 I can’t imagine how forks and spoons would cause that kind of damage. And what was all that white “goop”?

    • @lucariolps277
      @lucariolps277 Před rokem +1

      They probably forgot spoons and forks in food they were heating up. The spoons and forks then caused a fire. The white goop is fire extinguishing foam.

  • @wolvo5441
    @wolvo5441 Před rokem +1

    The way it crawled up her back 😂😂😂

  • @TechMechMen
    @TechMechMen Před rokem +1

    00:22 the dude’s scream kinda sounded like the wheel chair hobo from happy wheels.

  • @jebjed3998
    @jebjed3998 Před rokem +4

    wheel chair one not funny

  • @realmemberstv9270
    @realmemberstv9270 Před rokem +2

    watching this high asf GANG 🫡

  • @daveswinfield
    @daveswinfield Před rokem

    At 3:42....
    "Reggie? Did you pack a helmet?"
    Reggie: "Pfft, what do I need a helmet for? I'm going boating!"

  • @frozenninja4030
    @frozenninja4030 Před rokem +4

    5:13 Such a sad and helpless feeling. I had this exact same thing happen once. You can't do anything except sit there and watch your beautiful truck get destroyed by nature.

  • @magwitch
    @magwitch Před rokem +1

    0:35 cathedral quarry Lake District. You can just walk down there and get your ball back, is fine.

  • @michaelr1721
    @michaelr1721 Před rokem +3

    I’m only 45 seconds in and this episode is crazy

  • @Dustydayzz
    @Dustydayzz Před rokem +1

    Please let the videos play out. The reactions are part of it

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. Před rokem +1

    2:45 hope that guy is ok, its very worrying how he is only moving his head...

  • @dennleavy4407
    @dennleavy4407 Před rokem +1

    it creases me up that they blurred the dogs butthole 🤣🤣

  • @themechanic9226
    @themechanic9226 Před rokem +7

    What’s with the bowling ball one at 7:26? I don’t get it.

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  Před rokem +4

      It's broken in half

    • @Markus_Andrew
      @Markus_Andrew Před rokem

      I think it cracked after he took it out of the bag. I heard what sounded like a crack or something.

    • @themechanic9226
      @themechanic9226 Před rokem

      @@failarmy thanks! I’m not a bowler so I really wasn’t sure what I was looking at/hearing there. 😁

  • @mrdrybonestv
    @mrdrybonestv Před rokem +1

    Please no more pooping videos. Thanks.

  • @FailArmyCentral
    @FailArmyCentral Před 8 měsíci

    Every fail in this video is a reminder that it's okay to not be perfect. Embrace the mess! 🌈

  • @stfailnew
    @stfailnew Před rokem +2

    I think I pulled a muscle from laughing so hard during this 'try not to laugh 2023' challenge!

  • @declamatory
    @declamatory Před rokem

    1:00 - "What is wrong witchew, bro?", says the guy who can't pull up his pants!

  • @markmcgrath9098
    @markmcgrath9098 Před rokem +1

    How can you not remember that every damn year your steps get icy?!
    Buy some non slip mats for gods sake.

  • @masaharumorimoto4761
    @masaharumorimoto4761 Před rokem

    7 Cats, that's why I keep 7 adult healthy vicious kitties in my house.

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike Před rokem

    "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's frikking hilarious"

  • @RingwelskiJacek
    @RingwelskiJacek Před rokem +4

    That laugh at 1:00 would have gotten me a beating when I was a kid.

    • @RaulieGonzo97
      @RaulieGonzo97 Před rokem

      Can you explain to me what happening at that part. I see the kid moving the chair but idk how it made the guy fall

  • @ghoohg551
    @ghoohg551 Před rokem +1

    People falling, specifically the elderly AND PEOPLE IN WHEELCHAIRS should not be in these.

  • @CoyKiyote
    @CoyKiyote Před rokem

    The cat turned in the water at 7:18 😂

  • @jeremiahhester6408
    @jeremiahhester6408 Před rokem +2

    1:56 It's garbage day

  • @user-ci6gm8xf7w
    @user-ci6gm8xf7w Před 10 měsíci

    Too much protein? No whey, no gain and all pain falls

  • @JohnDoe-lx3dt
    @JohnDoe-lx3dt Před rokem +5

    Dude who lost it at his toddler aged brother has issues

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 Před rokem

    Headcanon: The child at 1:15, BMX kid at 0:17, and mountain biker at 0:00 are all the same guy at different ages...

  • @madthingsus
    @madthingsus Před rokem +1

    I guess we all have bad days, but at least ours aren't caught on camera for the world to see!

  • @funnelwebspider9078
    @funnelwebspider9078 Před rokem

    The dog taking a dump. 😂😂😂