DSP Failed Super Beg Event.
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- čas přidán 27. 07. 2024
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DSP failing makes my heart happy
Oh it bring joy to all of us lol
@@vanguarddnice Please give us DSPOLITICS! We know some of his trash political takes but I want to know all of them.
It couldn't happen to a better person in all honesty
@@doctormalleycat Straight facts!
I've been wanting to restream phill how do that what's the setup? I'm new to this@@vanguarddnice
my grandma taught me to make calzone when i was a kid. seriously at the age of 8. he acts like she cured cancer
I decided to catch this event (through a mirror) just out of curiosity.
His schedule for the day was Tekken, COD, Like a Dragon, More Tekken/Cod, Food and some Super Bowl themed extras.
What we got was Tekken for all of about an hour and then THREE TO FOUR FUXKING HOURS of Like a Dragon. He BURNED all his remaining time getting a cosmetic/job combo and used it for all of a single fight session before dropping it.
Choosing not to play any more Tekken/Cod he sets up the Super Bowl Simulation (after a few problems) and hilariously LEAVES THE ROOM for about 15 minutes with the screen just sitting on the player selection.
He also kept derailing himself from eating. Until he FINALLY with less than an hour to spare decided to go and get his cold Doordash food.
Then came my favourite part. He made himself sad by launching into a Troll Rant, crying into a plate of Quesadillas. Then, he kept talking about the situation and ruling himself up getting angrier and angrier. He eventually made himself so mad he cussed out some content creators including Turkey Tom. Despite returning to the gameplay (because leaving it on while eating just isn’t an option) he took forever to calm down and finally started to chill mere minutes before leaving the stream.
All of the highs were in the last hour. And I’ll tell you one thing completely for free, if the first FIVE HOURS of this “marathon” are any indication, it’s no wonder he wants to quit gaming. Absolutely nothing happened, and nobody was talking.
FAT EDIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS A TURKEY PEPPERONI?
Excellent points 💯. As for the turkey pepperoni I have no Idea. But I know for damn sure those pizza bombs was not home-made.
16:59 Phil complains about people making a negative out of everything also Phil proceeds to paint detractors in a negative light without a shred of irony or self-awareness
Facts my man big facts
25:28 That is the look of someone who has so many regrets
I've said it before, but I've always enjoyed how every 'major' Phil event gives rise to more detractor channels. First the Argentinian-style memberships saga, then the subsequent 'first-ever' Super Bowl event with no actual football gameplay.
Gunna subscribe and like in the hopes of a celebratory bubble blow. Pig Ups, d00d!
I appreciate that. Also Phil finds a way to just kick every hornets nest as he sees fit. But he has not learned that hornets will fight back.
16:00 He was about to say mom
7:06 Can't wait for Phil to somehow compare this to the story of Job
Blasphemous
"Gahd took Job's tips and gifted memberships away, but he never lost faith, d00d! Just like me fr fr!" *WET SNORT*
25:19 Oh that face is going to haunt my nightmares tonight
"You guys are loving this..."
Oh hell yeah lol
All he had to do was shelve his autobiographical video game and he would've made money.
6:52 Well that's unintentionally terrifying
We beggin bois🙏🏼💯
18:09 the goal was *CLEAR'S THROAT*
The chocolate gave Pigroach gout
Oh it did lol
30:47 Yes Phil You're the most honest CZcamsr you're the number 1 brand in honesty or whatever bullshit you tell yourself to sleep at night
25:33 Phil wow *PROCEEDS TO THROW UP OFF CAMERA*
Calzones are so fucking easy to make, and that shit definitely was NOT homemade
Thank you, exactly. If Phil had just admitted those were not home-made and they came out of a box. I would have left it alone. But nope Phil had to put his foot in his mouth again.
16:50 Oh that's fucking rich coming from the king of hate
Do you think omm is phil priming the tip jar? Or has this been disproven? Jw.
Phil Is trying to prime it.The problem is he stretches his audience funds between three channels.
Any Detractor Channel is a sure subscribing from me 😁👍
Awesome thank you!
25:19 It looks like he took a bite out of broken glass
Facts. I don't know why he got make those faces when he is eating.
4:45 Okay now I'm imagining Phil delusionally comparing his life to the game again only it involves football
Great job, my friend. I knew there was no way I could handle a Phil marathon. So low effort, laziness by Phil. The only difference between this and any other day is he eats on camera and that ain't a good selling point. There are so many things he could do to make it an actually interesting event, but it's a waste of time to even bring it up.
The one thing that caught my attention is when someone asked him about doing a 420 marathon, he said he had "weak lungs"?! I have never heard that one out of his mouth. So, he's got a bad back and can't do anything physical. Now, he has weak lungs, which must be why he's out of breath climbing the stairs. Good grief. My mom at 79 is in better shape than the Pilsbury Pizza Bomb Dough Boy.
Thank you my Guy. So true Phil events is always low effect for max gain. Im glad he didn't reach his goals.
As for his hot take for 420. I'm calling BS. There is no way he got weak lungs. Otherwise he be out breather all the time hell he have a hard time walking up there stairs. He said in hoping for people to send him more money.
7:28 Because you insulted them doing your little tantrum Phil
It’s the guy
Mods ban jack Sullivan for spamming
24:01 Which looked nasty as hell BTW
16:18 How is that trolling Phil it's a valid point
15:49 and someone who occasionally has to scoop marina sauce in little dipping cups for his job that doesn't look like marina sauce it looks more like tomato soup or like really terrible salsa
Jack those are two very fair points. I say tomato soup or tomato paste mix with water.
5:05 What was with those hand movements Phil are you trying to show off your karate chop action I swear Phil's like a puppet being operated by someone who's suffering from a stroke
21:57 "Come home from fool or work" It's school Phil not whatever the hell you just said it sounds like fool but you're so lead-tongued that it could've been anything
15:58 either that or Kat didn't spend that much time cooking them assuming she cooked them at all because those look raw
24:10 You could've microwaved it Phil
12:36 What the hell was that noise Phil
8:16 Okay I'm not a Tekken fan but at the same time that can easily be taken out of context
4:22 Yeah but this is the same guy who doesn't understand the basics of fighting games despite his claim to fame play SF2 Turbo
How did you not get destroyed by NFL for the music?
Also, great intro
Thank you the vid still got copyrighted but it was worth it for this phil.
27:30 X to doubt
4:04 I had to watch this back at .75 and .25 speed and I still don't know if Phil's saying diligently or tiligently it's hard to tell what Phil's saying half the time
That cause Phil like to twisted words in his pig language
7:44 We who's "we" Phil because you're playing the game the chat's just along for the ride
13:32 Hold still damn it
I doubt there is a single CZcamsr that can make videogames sound and look so incredibly boring as he does.
Big facts. As for my knowledge Phil is the only guy who can take the best game of all time and ruin it.
15:23 Honestly given the way Phil describes them they sound more like round calzones minus the sauce
17:05 YOU FIRST PHIL
23:14 You mean a martial artist
30:24 WHAT
7:06 yeah I'm agreeing with Phil on this
12:36 I really hate that weird smug laugh Phil makes look I get it calling it a quadruple A game is cringe but that laugh is also cringe
24:29 I'm no dip expert but that looks so gross
Even the store bought version of dips look way better than that crap he is eating.
8:11 Uh what
15:46 I'm going to be real with you Phil those things look undercooked literally I made calzones last December so I know what dough looks like when it's fully cooked and those look half baked (pun not intended)
I agree the only thing that looked cooked was those so called home made pizza bombs which I believe he and kat got premade from the dollar store
24:59 That does not look cooked it looks damp
Starting to see his events aren't hitting the same
Just the same shit and it's not working
30:11 Uh what
23:37 Again Phil who's we because you're the one who was wasting time not the audience