Paul Kelly's Gobbling Demonstration

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  • @cptprice2483
    @cptprice2483 Před 4 lety +3820

    This dude knows how to dirty talk in Turkey language lmao

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH Před 4 lety +2369

    That’s Jeffrey Epstein and he’s currently blackmailing turkeys

  • @WhatsGoing0nHere
    @WhatsGoing0nHere Před 4 lety +272

    *girl announces she's single*
    Dudes in her DM:

  • @zorsenothorse
    @zorsenothorse Před 4 lety +1667

    CZcams: wanna look at a guy turning on some turkeys
    Me: uh.. okay?

    • @danielandrus8024
      @danielandrus8024 Před 4 lety +1

      very original comment, good job

    • @immortalcm
      @immortalcm Před 4 lety +19

      @@danielandrus8024 Very original response good job

    • @danielandrus8024
      @danielandrus8024 Před 4 lety

      Immortal Christian 123 oh sorry I was just letting them know that what they said is said in almost every fucking comment section of any random CZcams video, and it’s not original

    • @sohutohh
      @sohutohh Před 4 lety +17

      @@danielandrus8024
      - Hello
      - Oh, very original way of greeting! >:(

    • @thenurseinblack1810
      @thenurseinblack1810 Před 4 lety +2

      @@sohutohh Lmfao.

  • @econmachete
    @econmachete Před 5 lety +624

    This guy is the ultimate catfish

  • @kf160k160
    @kf160k160 Před 4 lety +481

    How can he maintain straight face? If for me, i would laugh hysterically.

    • @vsevolodi.5373
      @vsevolodi.5373 Před 4 lety +10

      after months of practice, how else you think he became this good?

    • @aime9248
      @aime9248 Před 4 lety +3

      Same here 😂

  • @lushpush5004
    @lushpush5004 Před 4 lety +1069

    Local news later that day:
    turkey farmer brutally gang banged after trying to catfish a hord of male turkeys

    • @Jejking
      @Jejking Před 4 lety +39

      Hahaha close the comments we have a winner

    • @MyMathex
      @MyMathex Před 4 lety +6

      😹😹😹😹😹😹gosh

    • @EdibleRockingChair
      @EdibleRockingChair Před 4 lety +12

      😂 fucking legendary

    • @jetfowl
      @jetfowl Před 4 lety +10

      Aaaand I'm dying. I can't stop laughing.

    • @craig221
      @craig221 Před 4 lety +4

      Rofl

  • @AdriftingAlong
    @AdriftingAlong Před 11 měsíci +20

    ''Come on boys..... BLULULULULU''
    That last bit had me in tears.

  • @davidcienfuegos4481
    @davidcienfuegos4481 Před 4 lety +561

    Jeff done faked his death to become a Turkey farmer😆

    • @parkerreese1315
      @parkerreese1315 Před 4 lety +3

      David Cienfuegos nah he dead the clintons had him hung

  • @Maniseesbothsides
    @Maniseesbothsides Před 4 lety +558

    This must be how girls feel when they walk in the club

  • @katjau_
    @katjau_ Před 6 lety +511

    "Pooloolooloo"

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul Před 4 lety +87

    This is so ridiculous, but also incredibly fascinating

  • @amywest7041
    @amywest7041 Před 4 lety +104

    Reviving a vehicle engine, beeping the horn, sudden loud talking or laughing loud also gets all the turkeys gobbling. We raised 6 a few years ago. Doesn’t take much to get them all gobbling on command.

  • @michaellohre1470
    @michaellohre1470 Před 7 lety +337

    You've got to be kidding me! Zero comments? This is crazy good! This dude can talk turkey lol

  • @psychos1s.
    @psychos1s. Před 4 lety +44

    Turkish language must br the hardest language to learn, respect this man 👏🏻

  • @DougMacRay
    @DougMacRay Před 4 lety +59

    You see kids: videos like this is why the Internet was invented.

  • @hardcorehunter9155
    @hardcorehunter9155 Před 6 lety +30

    imagine being a turkey hunter and hearing all them hit back in the distance when u hit the call LOL one gobble gets all our hearts pumping...this would be insane

  • @jamesshkrelivanhoogstraten8040

    If all he had on his private island were turkeys, why would he kill himself? 🤔

  • @misspresident95
    @misspresident95 Před 6 lety +162

    If you make any high pitched sound at them they will all gobble at you 😂 or they just do it when you arrive with food and you feel like the ruler of the turkeys 🦃

    • @mikeblair4017
      @mikeblair4017 Před 6 lety +4

      Are you a turkey expert? lol....gobble gobble

    • @falconer5830
      @falconer5830 Před 4 lety

      You can make any sound you want and they will gobble, turkey hunters use owl hoots and crow calls to make gobblers gobble to locate them

  • @chpstaker
    @chpstaker Před 6 lety +88

    When I searched the internet for female gobbling competition, this wasn’t what I was expecting...

    • @lauragraves4342
      @lauragraves4342 Před 4 lety +4

      You just have me a ruptured spleen. I will be suing you. 😆👏

  • @wparo
    @wparo Před 4 lety +34

    Basically all dating websites.

  • @allaroundamazing7007
    @allaroundamazing7007 Před 4 lety +210

    God after a few beers: “Lets make a bird with a nut sack for a head”
    *turkey has been created*

    • @dunda563
      @dunda563 Před 4 lety +12

      Must be why they get turned on so easy

    • @RichardWTate
      @RichardWTate Před 4 lety +24

      God after a few beers: "Let's make this big ape's nut sack look like a turkey head."

    • @Jacob_frye
      @Jacob_frye Před 4 lety

      @@RichardWTate 😯😯😯😯

    • @darianzielinsky9421
      @darianzielinsky9421 Před 4 lety +4

      @Sourabh Ghosh it sags with age brah. One day yours will be dragging on the floor too.. it means you're a man and not a boy lol

    • @ingloriousMachina
      @ingloriousMachina Před 4 lety +1

      I think we call that an STD

  • @shinyhunterrose8284
    @shinyhunterrose8284 Před 5 lety +26

    They are like wtf where is she.
    They sound like squeaky toys

  • @guinness77100
    @guinness77100 Před 3 lety +4

    This guy is having wayyyy too much fun messin' with those birds. What fun!

  • @mattdigiulio3196
    @mattdigiulio3196 Před rokem +5

    Amazing what you can find on CZcams while drinking. Happy new year.😆

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 Před 3 lety +9

    Wormtongue: "Even if the wall is breached, you will need an army of thousands!" Saruman: "Tens of thousands." Wormtongue: "But my Lord, there is no such force!" Saruman: "Cu cu cu cu!"

  • @KP09101
    @KP09101 Před 4 lety +11

    It's like discovering a super power

  • @noneyerbidness
    @noneyerbidness Před 4 lety +3

    Love how the shot fades right before he gets bent over

  • @JimCorrigan777
    @JimCorrigan777 Před 4 lety +14

    Just when you thought you've seen it all CZcams recommends you a video of a man catfishing turkeys...

  • @lauradent5420
    @lauradent5420 Před 6 lety +25

    I think this video's hysterical!! I never give much thought to turkeys other than on my Thanksgiving table. And this guy's vocal rapport with them cracks me up. Notice it's only the males who make all the noise........some things never change. :))

  • @Mountaindewdewable
    @Mountaindewdewable Před 4 lety +5

    Fun fact. Velociraptors were the same size as those turkeys. Whatever they used in Jurassic Park were not velociraptors

  • @Zezeze.
    @Zezeze. Před 4 lety +22

    our neighbours had a few turkeys every year and when we'd sit on our big balcony (our house was acroys the street) i could see a bit into their courtyard. And when I'd see one of those mean birds I'd make a 'male' sound, causing it to answer and all of us would not stop laughing. Good times.

  • @EportChris
    @EportChris Před 4 lety +1

    Why this has been suggested to me I'll never know. Best 1.44 of video ever 👌🏻

  • @BRo-qx4xm
    @BRo-qx4xm Před 4 lety +8

    Imagine turkey hunting and all these turkeys came out at once... Gooo timeeeee!!

  • @Dauberg
    @Dauberg Před 6 lety +7

    this is the Best Turkey gobbling video i have ever seen xD

  • @lazypondfarm
    @lazypondfarm Před 4 lety +2

    I talk to my Turkeys like this all the time! New subscriber here!

  • @aliatack19
    @aliatack19 Před 4 lety +1

    Greetings from Turkey. That was so informative 😊😃

  • @k3nn28
    @k3nn28 Před 4 lety +8

    Why is this on my recommendation??
    But I'm really laughing so hard. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cyrade477
    @cyrade477 Před 4 lety

    No one asked for this video, but we all needed it

  • @kaskii6760
    @kaskii6760 Před 6 lety +38

    Look at those chickens.

  • @sridharanpvl
    @sridharanpvl Před 4 lety +11

    I eventually gobbled when I saw this. My wife starred at me. I think she was aroused too

  • @youtubenchill2423
    @youtubenchill2423 Před 4 lety +3

    This was way better than I thought it would be lol

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 Před 4 lety +5

    Istanbul is looking great these days.

  • @sharkyy9037
    @sharkyy9037 Před 7 lety +879

    Who else thinks this is funny

  • @theshreksorcist4571
    @theshreksorcist4571 Před 4 lety +5

    "TURKEYS! WHO PUT YOU HERE?"
    "ZEUS!" 00:27

  • @spackomcspack7103
    @spackomcspack7103 Před 2 lety +4

    Still a more intelligent conversation than on The View

  • @rylomen7827
    @rylomen7827 Před 4 lety +2

    From watching your favorite music vids to how to talk with turkeys real quick.

  • @rhysgross7293
    @rhysgross7293 Před 5 lety +4

    just what i wanted. thank you. i now know how to impress the girls at school. wish me luck.

  • @arah2834
    @arah2834 Před 4 lety

    And they says I'm crazy.. let them sees this!!😂
    Thank you for the brilliant information. 🤭

  • @josie670
    @josie670 Před 4 lety +5

    They're so cute 😍

  • @KittyPurrsMistress
    @KittyPurrsMistress Před 4 lety

    I love you for this.

  • @JasonRyanWilson410
    @JasonRyanWilson410 Před 4 lety +5

    I went from the Mandalorian to this. CZcams your algorithms are on crack, Happy New Year.

  • @ZimbaZumba
    @ZimbaZumba Před 6 lety +69

    Turkeys will respond to what ever noise you make.

  • @JimmySlacksack
    @JimmySlacksack Před 4 lety +6

    Read that as "R Kelly's gobbling demonstration"

  • @vanemaster4345
    @vanemaster4345 Před 4 lety +1

    This is so great

  • @wellbeingpromotor1157
    @wellbeingpromotor1157 Před 4 lety

    So cute they are!

  • @theladybaltimore
    @theladybaltimore Před 3 lety

    That's marvelous!

  • @ChildofGod474
    @ChildofGod474 Před 4 lety +2

    Our turkeys gobble at anything...passing trucks, police sirens, firework displays, a blade of grass. Heck I walk out and greet them, and they gobble at me. lol

  • @MoneyDonGrowOnTrees
    @MoneyDonGrowOnTrees Před 4 lety +1

    This man does a fabulous female turkey impersonation.

  • @rainman50
    @rainman50 Před rokem +3

    Love it.

  • @euridicedelcarmengonzalezb2946

    De Chile mis felicitaciones por esa crianza preciosa.

  • @rinnegan2003
    @rinnegan2003 Před 4 lety +4

    We got the dog whisperer and now we have the turkey whisperer

  • @nightlightabcd
    @nightlightabcd Před 4 lety +3

    Wild turkes had been introduced in the state of my brothers farm and were doing well, but this year, sadly, they are few if any. My brother thinks that they were subject to predation!

  • @alifaiman544
    @alifaiman544 Před 4 lety +4

    Sounds like we are having a football tournament...... 😂😂😂

  • @britinitabithathezombieapo3763

    Turkeys are intelligent and obviously have a language of their own!

  • @teddaugherty5486
    @teddaugherty5486 Před 6 lety +1

    You're such a tease, Paul.

  • @HR-rt9nh
    @HR-rt9nh Před 4 lety

    I will have to give this a try next Thanksgiving dinner ;)

  • @nikopipo2643
    @nikopipo2643 Před 4 lety +1

    What a cliffhanger at the end. Dude probably got torn to shreds after that last "aggressive male" gobble.

  • @raccoonfederation2391
    @raccoonfederation2391 Před 4 lety

    Taking a shit while watching some turkeys gobble really helped pass the time

  • @chogak
    @chogak Před 3 lety

    Eight
    Years
    Ago
    And now it gets recommended, nice

  • @trader398
    @trader398 Před 4 lety

    I love this

  • @Luisin88
    @Luisin88 Před 4 lety

    What a fascinating society.

  • @victorjohnson6380
    @victorjohnson6380 Před rokem

    Back when turkeys were first re-introduced to our area, ( early to mid 1980s ) I hunted them for about 5 years. I could get them to answer my calls. But I never actually got one close enough to see, let alone take a shot at.

  • @lovelish
    @lovelish Před 4 lety +4

    this is probably the most random vid ive watched in a while. lol

  • @baziliscus
    @baziliscus Před 2 lety

    Awesome!

  • @silvercat18
    @silvercat18 Před 4 lety

    Super awesome.

  • @wellbeingpromotor1157
    @wellbeingpromotor1157 Před 4 lety

    Lovely!

  • @johnwells9089
    @johnwells9089 Před 4 lety

    I don't know how this got recommended to me ,
    and I don't know why I'm watching it ,
    but here I am .....
    and watched it in full !!!
    If you're like me give a thumbs up.

    • @nickysassiano5473
      @nickysassiano5473 Před 4 lety

      Dude try having this.. this was mine 🤣😂
      czcams.com/video/K8uBNdyckxA/video.html

  • @psw4763
    @psw4763 Před 4 lety +1

    I had to thumbs up this video.

  • @vikingstorm32
    @vikingstorm32 Před 3 lety +1

    At the end of the day, thanksgiving is the best day

  • @longlostvideos191
    @longlostvideos191 Před 4 lety +1

    Its 2am and I'm watching this on a Sunday night. Wtaf

  • @searklarak
    @searklarak Před 2 měsíci

    Why did the algorithm and AI recommend me such a perfect video?

  • @dragonempress8367
    @dragonempress8367 Před 2 lety

    They're so cute why are they so cute?!

  • @obi-wankenobi1455
    @obi-wankenobi1455 Před 6 lety

    Paul, king of turkeys.

  • @malibizzy
    @malibizzy Před 4 lety +1

    2:40am and this shows up in my recommendations 😂😂😂😂

  • @gemmamidalayco4502
    @gemmamidalayco4502 Před 7 lety

    amazing sir!what feeds you using on them..?how I wish I can share to you about ORGANIC for their supplement

  • @ryotaarai3816
    @ryotaarai3816 Před 4 lety +1

    Now that is one super power i want to have. To be able to command a legion of Turkeys 😀

  • @SagucuTegin
    @SagucuTegin Před 4 lety

    Hi from Turkey.

  • @EpoxyMuffin
    @EpoxyMuffin Před 4 lety +5

    Suddenly that scene in Jurassic Park 3 where they "talk" to the raptors doesn't seem so dumb.

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 Před 4 lety

      EpoxyMuffin I guess you're dumb. Can't appreciate something simple that can exist until shown the most obvious evidence

    • @EpoxyMuffin
      @EpoxyMuffin Před 4 lety +3

      @@francisluglio6611 nah, I just thought it was a dumb scene...and this is a joke...ya know, because people make fun of that movie...
      Have fun touching yourself in lonely bitter sadness later. Maybe you'll think about this comment late at night when you can't sleep and remember that you're gonna die one day having accomplished nothing noteworthy. Cheers!

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 Před 4 lety

      EpoxyMuffin lmao. What the fuck? Hahahahaha

    • @EpoxyMuffin
      @EpoxyMuffin Před 4 lety +2

      Just let it sink in.
      I know you'll remember this.

    • @francisluglio6611
      @francisluglio6611 Před 4 lety

      EpoxyMuffin what? Oh you actually think I fit that description. Ok, we can both wait for it to sink in. You might have to wait a long time though

  • @bogyo66
    @bogyo66 Před 4 lety +3

    Hollee shiit! Epstien was killed by me too turkeys.

  • @gilgamesh7055
    @gilgamesh7055 Před 3 lety

    "WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?!?"
    Turkey masses: GOBBELGOBBELGOBBEL

  • @hunainali9782
    @hunainali9782 Před 4 lety

    This guy single handedly roasting turkey 🦃

  • @nierly4942
    @nierly4942 Před 4 lety

    This is going to my meme playlist

  • @Momochi13
    @Momochi13 Před 7 lety +2

    Funny shit man lol I was not disappointed XD

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella Před 4 lety +1

    Paul Kelly getting trained by 234 turkeys.

  • @mosoti
    @mosoti Před 4 lety +1

    They also gobble if you whistle or make loud noises.

  • @mikeblair4017
    @mikeblair4017 Před 6 lety +1

    If I ever play my guitar for a crowd,I know who to invite...Gobble Gobble Gobble ...lol

  • @JonChenTS13
    @JonChenTS13 Před 4 lety +2

    "Look at all those chickens!"

  • @kalamay
    @kalamay Před 4 lety

    Why is this so hilarious

  • @ilxvesushi4465
    @ilxvesushi4465 Před 5 lety +2

    My fav part is the gobbles