READING OUR TINDER CONVERSATION with GARRETT!

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Komentáře • 25K

  • @ezrenficker4502
    @ezrenficker4502 Před 4 lety +10662

    Their tinder conversation sounds like a conversation you would read in a bad fanfiction written by a 13 year old girl

  • @honey_bee_bee_3679
    @honey_bee_bee_3679 Před 4 lety +4440

    Garett: *says something flirty*
    Shane: NOOOOOOoIoOoO
    Garett: NO look what you said

    • @chachachaos8117
      @chachachaos8117 Před 4 lety +59

      Honey_bee _Bee_36 it’s my two brain cells trying to flirt u_u

    • @aprilblotzer1285
      @aprilblotzer1285 Před 4 lety +3

      Wow true

    • @yagi.corner
      @yagi.corner Před 4 lety +2

      It's just me in general

    • @chachachaos8117
      @chachachaos8117 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Zyrch. Oh I didn't picture my brain cells flirting with each other, but I think it would be more like narcissistic, because they would be both part of the same consciousness?

    • @Zyrch.
      @Zyrch. Před 4 lety +1

      @@chachachaos8117 ohh im dumb, that make sense lmao

  • @caz2201
    @caz2201 Před 4 lety +2943

    No one:
    Garret:*straight voice* cheers ghosties
    I felt that

  • @tamaraturner6081
    @tamaraturner6081 Před 4 lety +5616

    I can’t, why does Garrett flirt like a 14 year old girl

  • @yuyushafreaque
    @yuyushafreaque Před 5 lety +1972

    the gag is Garret low-key has gameeee lmaooo

  • @nothanks2575
    @nothanks2575 Před 6 lety +2585

    Garrettes low voice was equally hot and uncomfortable

  • @paralyzedvampyre8351
    @paralyzedvampyre8351 Před 4 lety +4213

    WHY DOESNT GARRETT HAVE A MAN YET HES SO CUTE

    • @Ageron2655
      @Ageron2655 Před 4 lety +104

      I VOLUNTEER AS A TRIBUTE!!

    • @kitkat4511
      @kitkat4511 Před 4 lety +84

      Hes gotten rejected at least 2 times XD
      By Dillen
      The guy with the dog
      And the dude at the candy store in the Christmas video

    • @lorenam.9986
      @lorenam.9986 Před 4 lety +77

      He should date Jeffree

    • @Percius103
      @Percius103 Před 4 lety +13

      Whatever happened to the guy he was set up with

    • @yerrzy572
      @yerrzy572 Před 4 lety +16

      jefree is single

  • @beehordyk3050
    @beehordyk3050 Před 4 lety +1015

    Shane : " gEt ThE fUcK OUt"
    Garret : *giggles nervously*

  • @alyssahenderson4379
    @alyssahenderson4379 Před 5 lety +3713

    YALL GARRETT DOESN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION! HE IS FREAKING BEAUTIFUL, AND HAS A WONDERFUL PERSONALITY

    • @hannahwilliams6795
      @hannahwilliams6795 Před 5 lety +6

      Enough attention.??😂😂 your like the 50th comment i see about him saying hes cute or handsome, you youtubers try so hard to be cool its sad😂😂

    • @alyssahenderson4379
      @alyssahenderson4379 Před 5 lety +14

      Hannah Williams wait I’m confused, I was making a nice comment, are you trying to bash me? Or any of the other people saying nice things about him?

    • @reneerenee6737
      @reneerenee6737 Před 5 lety +9

      @@alyssahenderson4379 I'm sorry if she was bashing you. People have been bashing me out of nowhere too lately. It's so weird.

    • @grace-hl1rl
      @grace-hl1rl Před 5 lety

      @Kaylee Price MAYBE Because people get ass hurt when people say they aren't perfect

    • @katarinazivotic1460
      @katarinazivotic1460 Před 4 lety

      I hope he sees this

  • @artsygrace9761
    @artsygrace9761 Před 5 lety +4374

    “Look what yOu said”
    “No, look what *YOU* said”
    Basically this whole video in a nutshell

  • @charlotte_4386
    @charlotte_4386 Před 4 lety +8228

    WHY is GARRET SO ANNOYINGLY ATTRACTIVE?!!! Edit: damn I didn’t realise so many people agreed 😂😭

  • @cwchris_
    @cwchris_ Před 4 lety +2166

    Y’all wonder why they talk like this it’s because us gays (and bis) rarely talk to dudes in high school and we have to go through our awkward dating phase in our 20’s

  • @paigeblackwood3723
    @paigeblackwood3723 Před 5 lety +2433

    Garrett: I don't think hearts are supposed to do that. Have I killed you?
    Shane: * breathes aggressively into paper bag *

    • @carriehaines3277
      @carriehaines3277 Před 4 lety +14

      Lol that was me when my crush said they likes me back

  • @kaitlin7864
    @kaitlin7864 Před 4 lety +4587

    Garett's "straight voice" is the sexiest thing I've ever heard in my life.

  • @amandacrowder9783
    @amandacrowder9783 Před 4 lety +620

    "Do your straight voice....no straighter..."
    "See you later my little ghosties"
    I'm dead. Crinnnnnge ❤

  • @kaprantil
    @kaprantil Před 4 lety +1285

    They totally cut out parts of their covos lol

  • @dk4636
    @dk4636 Před 6 lety +1409

    Flirting is always cringy when you look at it with an outsider eye

  • @swag6964
    @swag6964 Před 6 lety +3462

    the fact they met on an app to find some type of romantic (or sexual) relationship and yet they ended up as the best of friends is cuteee and sweet.

  • @hannahfennell2348
    @hannahfennell2348 Před 4 lety +719

    this is exactly how boys tried to flirt with me in middle school.
    and a couple years later i came out as a lesbian.

  • @mackenzie6997
    @mackenzie6997 Před 4 lety +1359

    How did Shane get a boyfriend and now fiancé by texting like thissssss

  • @cockyhammer7005
    @cockyhammer7005 Před 5 lety +2486

    Garrett’s straight voice is hot but he’s just too pure for this world

    • @cararose3676
      @cararose3676 Před 5 lety +1

      Yay im your 2.3kth like!!! That means I can change it from 2.2k to 2.3k! YAY

    • @tabea3272
      @tabea3272 Před 5 lety +6

      Nuki Howelter you are too happy for my life😂

    • @cararose3676
      @cararose3676 Před 5 lety +5

      @@tabea3272 haha! Is that good or not?.. 😅

  • @thatoneartis7588
    @thatoneartis7588 Před 5 lety +3405

    The most used word:
    “ *_AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH_* “

  • @shelbycargill5337
    @shelbycargill5337 Před 4 lety +442

    Garrett is literally wearing the same jacket that he wore in that pic

  • @exhausted6547
    @exhausted6547 Před 4 lety +217

    Cut to Garett’s tinder profile picture now where he is at universal studios in a Harry Potter outfit eating a burrito and his bio says “i like food”

  • @tad1235
    @tad1235 Před 5 lety +1814

    Garret's straight voice is ATTRACTIVE AF.

  • @gaberettberg4196
    @gaberettberg4196 Před 4 lety +6634

    This is literally the cringiest and cutest thing I've ever seen!!

  • @randomweeb54
    @randomweeb54 Před 4 lety +430

    Shane: we had a connection
    *connection happens to be "both love food"*

  • @lee-sh8zn
    @lee-sh8zn Před 4 lety +117

    3:26 they had the SAME EXACT REACTION. im so dead.

  • @redhotmcr
    @redhotmcr Před 4 lety +1391

    Why does their conversation sound like how teens speak in a wattpad fanfiction 😂

  • @thebestofjess
    @thebestofjess Před 6 lety +5152

    I got to admit....
    Garrett's pick up lines were pretty fucking smooth.

  • @peachyrice7016
    @peachyrice7016 Před 4 lety +377

    I have watched this video like a hundred times and I'm only just now noticing how much shane looks like rumpelstiltskin from shrek at 12:40

  • @laylasouza4407
    @laylasouza4407 Před 4 lety +381

    garret is actually so hot

  • @melanieschmid3751
    @melanieschmid3751 Před 5 lety +812

    Garrett: says something cringey and gay
    Shane: Downs a bottle of hot sauce

  • @parisb5735
    @parisb5735 Před 6 lety +2887

    this is the cutest most cringiest ive ever watched ahhhhhh

  • @hadleymagaziner8082
    @hadleymagaziner8082 Před 4 lety +65

    I feel like Shane and Garrett give off to much of the same energy for them to work lol

  • @rike1259
    @rike1259 Před 4 lety +245

    garrett lowkey looks like shane and logan pauls lovechild 😂

  • @ImvuSNSD
    @ImvuSNSD Před 6 lety +1552

    Garrett would seriously be an amazing boyfriend... he's sweet, funny, caring, adorable, hot and kinda creepy sometimes.. HE'S ALSO 6'4

  • @paige._.03
    @paige._.03 Před 5 lety +2429

    11:50
    *"cheers ghosties"*
    "OHH NOO!!"
    "He is 18 feet away. He just RAN!" 😂😂😂

    • @jackjones8172
      @jackjones8172 Před 5 lety +7

      Paige Flick honey he doesn’t run

    • @dogeki113r4
      @dogeki113r4 Před 5 lety +10

      How come no one is talking about 8:52?😹😹😹😂😂😂

    • @shrekislife56
      @shrekislife56 Před 5 lety +9

      And at 15:36 the face Shane made😂

    • @jorjathepotato294
      @jorjathepotato294 Před 5 lety +2

      Shane can run!? I'm ShOoK

    • @no-vs3bi
      @no-vs3bi Před 5 lety

      Can we hit 50,000 subs Without a video?
      *sPiTS ouT driNK*

  • @lisztomania1317
    @lisztomania1317 Před 4 lety +169

    This honestly is how gays flirt

  • @brittneybell7990
    @brittneybell7990 Před 4 lety +108

    Shane: *breathing in chip bag*
    Garrett: *touches bag*
    Shane: YOU JUST CRUSHED THE CHIPS
    Garrett: no hahaha 🤫

  • @PUSHIESTYx808
    @PUSHIESTYx808 Před 5 lety +1914

    Honestly props to Shane’s bf, he’s literally ok with Shane being bffs with his “ex” and they are like super close

    • @baguette3285
      @baguette3285 Před 5 lety +166

      Rylands prob fine with it because Shane and Garrett never clicked in that kind of way.they realized that they could’nt be bf and bf, but that they could be bffs

    • @Biden2024MFs
      @Biden2024MFs Před 5 lety +3

      3 sums xD

    • @user-qv3qk7vb4l
      @user-qv3qk7vb4l Před 5 lety +7

      now they're engaged :))

    • @ling_a_bling
      @ling_a_bling Před 5 lety +40

      Ryland’s friends with Garrett as well, plus Garrett and Shane never really had a “serious” relationship

    • @dirtydan7603
      @dirtydan7603 Před 5 lety +1

      My Little Twinkie Dash ya I don’t think they even kissed

  • @crazyexo-l2449
    @crazyexo-l2449 Před 5 lety +6994

    Garrett is hot in general, and he dosent realize it. I know he is gay but I mean HES AMAZINGGG

  • @milk4984
    @milk4984 Před 4 lety +131

    It’s like there’s a black hole in the center of my body and every time they read a message my body start sinking in on itself

    • @bjoxers
      @bjoxers Před 4 lety +6

      Milk OMG YOU JUST EXPLAINED IT PERFECTLY

    • @azix2915
      @azix2915 Před 3 lety +1

      LMAOO

  • @spacealien5013
    @spacealien5013 Před 4 lety +45

    "no NO I'm LITTERLY sayIng No"
    Shane: *confused pikachu face*

  • @mionrea
    @mionrea Před 4 lety +1350

    Petition to make Garrett call his fans "ghosties"

  • @Scandinavian96
    @Scandinavian96 Před 5 lety +5704

    Garrett is just the human equivalent of a golden retriever 😂
    Edit: the fact this has 1k likes now, just shows how true this is, hahaha!

  • @hajimekinnie1366
    @hajimekinnie1366 Před 4 lety +91

    The way he said “hello Shane”😂🥵

    • @bomoore9872
      @bomoore9872 Před 4 lety +3

      YOU'RE 14 omfg im gonna lose it

  • @squidwardwithblondehair7219

    I’ll forever miss old Shane and his friendships

  • @redeemedzed7241
    @redeemedzed7241 Před 6 lety +1799

    Okay but Garret’s “straight” voice is genuinely something I could listen to, forever.

  • @gs5858
    @gs5858 Před 6 lety +513

    omg garrett being like "i dont find suicide jokes very funny' and then proceeding to pretend to shoot himself made me nearly pee omg it was so funny

  • @ineedhelp.8903
    @ineedhelp.8903 Před 4 lety +42

    Garret is kinda cute though his strait voice made my heart melt I can’t believe that he hasn’t found someone💓 he is also so fucking polite

  • @LexaTerrestrialx
    @LexaTerrestrialx Před 4 lety +110

    when you realize Garette actually has more swag & pick up lines than Shane....
    ~* where am i ? *~

  • @swirlinghearts
    @swirlinghearts Před 5 lety +14512

    theyre proof that soulmates arent always romantic

  • @PalePearl
    @PalePearl Před 6 lety +714

    CAN GARRETT CLOSE HIS VIDEOS BY SAYING "CHEERS GHOSTIES" FROM NOW ON?

  • @Alga17
    @Alga17 Před 4 lety +248

    Garret is smooth af. Shane is over reacting

    • @OurWorldAhead
      @OurWorldAhead Před 3 lety +25

      Overall I agree, but have to admit that the suicide skit video was a bit strange

  • @digitalcock5905
    @digitalcock5905 Před 4 lety +45

    ok garrett is honestly such a sweetheart i love him

  • @ollie_naka8139
    @ollie_naka8139 Před 6 lety +1762

    Garret is so good at flirting wtf. His voice while reading sounds like a sexy voice over 😂

    • @kittykat490
      @kittykat490 Před 6 lety +29

      The Felted Egg YEAH OMG it’s incredibly how sexy his serious voice is,,,,, like his normal voice is just Delightful and Cheerful but then we he gets serious it’s just 😍🤤

    • @celebritytextingstorys2547
      @celebritytextingstorys2547 Před 6 lety +1

      The Felted Egg ent

    • @jessicaborja2230
      @jessicaborja2230 Před 6 lety +13

      His 'straight'voice 😂

    • @altheeseung
      @altheeseung Před 6 lety +14

      I don't know how he still is not in a relationship with anyone! I'd date him if I'm a guy. ;)

  • @jz0902
    @jz0902 Před 6 lety +1113

    why is no one talking about how Shane almost cried from Garret calling him beautiful i

  • @hannathompson7998
    @hannathompson7998 Před 4 lety +119

    It's impossible to watch this without grinning all the way through

  • @susannaperumal9169
    @susannaperumal9169 Před 8 měsíci +27

    A friendship I mourn as if it was my own...😥

  • @pizzapapi6094
    @pizzapapi6094 Před 5 lety +4439

    No one:
    Shane: hyperventilating with a chipotle chip bag

  • @jinx17
    @jinx17 Před 6 lety +360

    idc what yall say garrett is smooth af

  • @valeriel3186
    @valeriel3186 Před 8 měsíci +10

    It’s literally one of my favorite videos on the internet 😂 I come back to it at least twice a year

  • @Anthony-yn3fg
    @Anthony-yn3fg Před 4 lety +35

    I really dont get why garret is single :( he is SO fucking attractive and his lil personality is AMAZING like

    • @sophia-ki2kt
      @sophia-ki2kt Před 4 lety +7

      honestlyyyyy but he even says that it’s mostly him, he stops responding to people and ghosts them a lot

  • @leos8889
    @leos8889 Před 6 lety +419

    Wow, I didn't realize that Garrett was that smooth... Shane must've upped his game for Ryland.

  • @marciii411
    @marciii411 Před 6 lety +9023

    they texted like teenage girls I'm deadd 😂😂

  • @emmaromo1743
    @emmaromo1743 Před 4 lety +24

    “No no IM LITERALLY SAYING NO” I just can’t lmao

  • @noahperez1674
    @noahperez1674 Před 4 lety +20

    “Super made me super blush”. Guys here’s the reason behind superluv lol

  • @spookyspun2249
    @spookyspun2249 Před 5 lety +4100

    I never knew about any of this LMAO I thought Garrett was just a random dude yall picked up

  • @eizhowa
    @eizhowa Před 5 lety +2884

    He is the most hufflepuff hufflepuff ever.

  • @ArtsySpinch
    @ArtsySpinch Před 4 lety +53

    Petition to make Garrett's new intro "cheers ghosties".

  • @billieeilishismyreligon0927

    garret’s laugh is actually EVERYTHING!!!!!!

  • @elliehamilton3816
    @elliehamilton3816 Před 6 lety +2374

    This sounds like a bad poorly written fan fiction where In the end they both end up alone or dead 😂😂

  • @JenniferBrownEntertainer
    @JenniferBrownEntertainer Před 6 lety +573

    I love how Shane always says "Ew!" and Garrett keeps apologising for his messages :'D I love these two!

  • @emilybrown3288
    @emilybrown3288 Před 4 lety +103

    Why doesn't Shane realize he's adorable.

  • @anastasiabacklund8854
    @anastasiabacklund8854 Před 4 lety +26

    ”The first picture is you holding a woman a hostage” DEAD

  • @milosbyclair9356
    @milosbyclair9356 Před 5 lety +722

    0:42 when Shane said “baby Garret” I thought he said “baby carrot” and I was so confused

  • @karlaacosta8283
    @karlaacosta8283 Před 6 lety +348

    Garett is the most adorable hufflepuff ever.

  • @mochiii_9554
    @mochiii_9554 Před 4 lety +60

    4:50 It makes me sad that Shane thinks he's ugly because he's probably one of the most beautiful people
    I have seen, inside and out 💗☺️

  • @tinycatcoven
    @tinycatcoven Před 4 lety +57

    the whole conversation sounds like a badly written fanfiction on wattpad

  • @silverlight5531
    @silverlight5531 Před 6 lety +628

    Garrett is so precious

  • @emilyli3468
    @emilyli3468 Před 5 lety +2487

    *ryland has left the group chat*

  • @TheeeDanielROfficial
    @TheeeDanielROfficial Před 4 měsíci +7

    We miss this

  • @ednamode7247
    @ednamode7247 Před 4 lety +42

    shane: *cringes *
    garret: now look what YOU said...

  • @captainpiglee1909
    @captainpiglee1909 Před 6 lety +637

    “We’re gonna super kill ourselves”

  • @frostyxelectra
    @frostyxelectra Před 6 lety +545

    i screamed at this ENTIRE video

  • @kennedirosinski6303
    @kennedirosinski6303 Před 4 lety +50

    GARRETT SHOULD CALL HIS FANDOM THE LITTLE GHOSTIES!!!!!!
    edit: this was at 4 in the morning i dont know what i was thinking but im sorry for whoever sees this comment.

    • @mionrea
      @mionrea Před 4 lety +2

      JAJSHS I comment this like a year ago lmao

    • @kennedirosinski6303
      @kennedirosinski6303 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mionrea haha omg!! i commented this at like 4 in the morning so please forget about it. lol

  • @faythelikescheese4969
    @faythelikescheese4969 Před 4 lety +33

    “We’re gonna super kill ourselves” LMAO IM DEAD💀😂

  • @Sam13806
    @Sam13806 Před 5 lety +1799

    Straight voice Garret could like marry me.

    • @unixguyy
      @unixguyy Před 5 lety +9

      He sounds like Jon snow

    • @alyssagifford3832
      @alyssagifford3832 Před 5 lety +1

      You gay?

    • @Sam13806
      @Sam13806 Před 5 lety +13

      Alyssa Gifford Girl I sure am!!!!! I just happen to like a guy with a masculine voice. Deep is good.

    • @clay9361
      @clay9361 Před 5 lety +6

      @@Sam13806 oh yes sis, i hope you find someone who fits that

    • @Sam13806
      @Sam13806 Před 5 lety +5

      Lafayette_fangirl_hElp girl thank you!!! Maybe I should add a video to my channel about that? Hmmmm

  • @karlipujo8109
    @karlipujo8109 Před 6 lety +37162

    I love how Shane and Garrett act like teenage girl when they read something embarrassing 😂😂😂

  • @Grace-Sayles
    @Grace-Sayles Před 4 lety +106

    “IT SUPER MADE ME SUPER BLUSH “
    Shane :“Left in the womb for too long “
    Garret: “ does that actually happen, and then they morph into... this”
    Shane: “ MEAN”
    Garret: “ Gotta get out on time “
    IM CACKLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    8:30

  • @yoitstris9325
    @yoitstris9325 Před 4 lety +22

    Love 11:47
    They both moved their hands at almost the same time😂💕😭

  • @karla2039
    @karla2039 Před 6 lety +869

    *"and it super made me super blush"* I'm dying lol

    • @girlywirly
      @girlywirly Před 6 lety +2

      SnapbackGirl someone missed a perfectly good chance to make a super luv reference and I’m upset

    • @srlsr
      @srlsr Před 6 lety

      SnapbackGirl as soon as i read this comment he said that 😂

  • @keishataylor
    @keishataylor Před 6 lety +1556

    Garrett is so pure I love him

  • @lleonorall
    @lleonorall Před rokem +17

    This fr is my comfort video idk why

    • @goldrush18x
      @goldrush18x Před rokem +4

      It’s funny as fuck & their chemistry is amazing.

    • @cj222100
      @cj222100 Před rokem

      Same, I've watched this so many times. Lol Garett's delivery & the editing for 'Hello Shane' kills me every time 😂

  • @Tiredoflife137
    @Tiredoflife137 Před 4 lety +13

    Danm SHANE, went from this to being cancelled! There is a saying, “Tell me who your friends are, I’ll tell you who you are”!

  • @Lara-yq1dm
    @Lara-yq1dm Před 6 lety +738

    How Shane says 'ew' when he's embarrassed 😂

  • @user-gx7we5qt6c
    @user-gx7we5qt6c Před 6 lety +1790

    GARRETS DEEP VOICE IS SEXY ASH ACTUALLY

    • @LifeBeingAsh
      @LifeBeingAsh Před 6 lety +2

      m RIGHT OMLLLL

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 Před 6 lety +3

      m Livinnggggg for iiiitttttt

    • @Popopatop
      @Popopatop Před 6 lety +7

      m LMMMMAO ikr I was laughing cause they were cringing at stuff but at the same time I'm like dam don't stop garret lol

    • @YoYo-it5vc
      @YoYo-it5vc Před 4 lety

      Oof idk sis

    • @idiomenaissant
      @idiomenaissant Před 4 lety

      I ship Garrett and jeffree

  • @gracesteen2024
    @gracesteen2024 Před rokem +60

    Who else misses them being friends?

  • @brvttybat
    @brvttybat Před 2 lety +38

    I know this was a long time ago but this just made me so sad. They had the best friendship and it’s just so tragic that they’re not friends anymore. :( but it goes to show that you can be platonic soulmates. I hope one day they can reconcile but I don’t see it happening. I just love the chemistry together. If that makes sense

    • @valexcx
      @valexcx Před rokem +3

      Shane ruined his reputation unfortunately