What Is Voldemort’s Patronus? [Harry Potter Theory]

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    Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to try and determine what Voldemort’s patronus might be.. If he could indeed cast one
    #TheOneWhoEatsHoney
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  • @SuperCarlinBrothers
    @SuperCarlinBrothers  Před 4 lety +543

    You too can be: The One Who Eats Honey!
    You know what they say.. if you're gonna be a bear.. be a honey bear!
    www.carlinbrotherscoffee.com/collections/tea/products/honey

    • @omnisnap6165
      @omnisnap6165 Před 4 lety +3

      Mine is a hippogriff

    • @thepriorstone4064
      @thepriorstone4064 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeaaaaa I got a Hare

    • @robinsonbright2671
      @robinsonbright2671 Před 4 lety +2

      Thestral is mine 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I dunno what that says about me.

    • @vineethkanpa6216
      @vineethkanpa6216 Před 4 lety +2

      Unrelated: but does the following break the Pixar theory?
      In forky aks a question what is time, rex says a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs but we know the good dinosaur contradicts that...

    • @mistyb1183
      @mistyb1183 Před 4 lety

      SuperCarlinBrothers lol it just might be

  • @zprine
    @zprine Před 4 lety +1875

    When they said it’s not a snake: “Is it a ...reallly...big...snake?”

  • @hiddeneyes7292
    @hiddeneyes7292 Před 4 lety +978

    Voldemort’s boggart: His dead body
    His patronus: Him alive, and to prove that point he’s dancing

    • @SuperCarlinBrothers
      @SuperCarlinBrothers  Před 4 lety +268

      wow this might be even better than our theory - NEW HEAD CANON

    • @henriettaanneeles490
      @henriettaanneeles490 Před 4 lety +18

      Oh lol, I love this

    • @boy_in_the_stars
      @boy_in_the_stars Před 4 lety +13

      *gasp*~ HoLy FRiCkIty FrACk LiFe HaS BeEn ChAngEd

    • @Okay_Is_Wonderful
      @Okay_Is_Wonderful Před 4 lety +43

      🎶Always daaaance, always daaaaaaance....it's time to daaaaance agaaaaaaaaaaaainn🎶

    • @anni-qx4eb
      @anni-qx4eb Před 4 lety +42

      TO DANCE AGAIIIIN! I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL THESE YEARS TO DANCE AGAIIIIN!!!

  • @MirandaMilner
    @MirandaMilner Před 4 lety +990

    I have a theory!
    What if each of the Hogwarts mascots was the house founder’s patronous? That would explain why Ravenclaw has an eagle instead of a raven, and why Gryffindor has a lion instead of a griffin because magical creature patronouses are really rare.

    • @spmagic9083
      @spmagic9083 Před 3 lety +92

      Ravenclaw means black claw. (Raven means black) As you can see, the Ravenclaw symbol is an eagle with BLACK CLAWS.

    • @dreamciclesnowshack311
      @dreamciclesnowshack311 Před 3 lety +60

      And it would explain better hufflepuff's badger

    • @AAAAAA-nw1tx
      @AAAAAA-nw1tx Před 3 lety +15

      I think SCB actually made a video about the eagle thing

    • @spmagic9083
      @spmagic9083 Před 3 lety +6

      @@AAAAAA-nw1tx Yup!

    • @familywatson7836
      @familywatson7836 Před 3 lety +6

      How did I not figure this out before!!!!!!!!!!

  • @deanblanton6804
    @deanblanton6804 Před 3 lety +317

    J: The Slavic language was derived from Latin
    Me, a linguistics fanatic: *silently screams in incorrectness*

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber Před 3 lety +31

      I’m so sorry you had to suffer... I have joined you in your misery...

    • @zuzab.1393
      @zuzab.1393 Před 3 lety +41

      as a Pole, I started to throw "kurwa" around ;D and I'm not even a linguist!
      first of all, Slavs have many different languages, and we do not understand each other's language better than, let's say, english speakers understand danish.
      second, protoslavic derived from protoindoeuropean. And yes, latin derived from italic branch of protoindoeuropean, but those branches are far from each other.
      and I guess there's more words in english similar to latin than among slavic languages.
      btw, polish for bear is "niedźwiedź" (don't bother trying to pronounce... also, you see, any resemblance to "ursusu"?), which derived from protoslavic medu-ědь which means "honey eater", so that part is at least true ;)

    • @betzalelbrook8948
      @betzalelbrook8948 Před 3 lety +24

      @@zuzab.1393 well in Russian it's медведь (med-wed') which is usually broken down to "honey knower" or basically the one who knows where to find honey

    • @betzalelbrook8948
      @betzalelbrook8948 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh god thank you! Someone else noticed

    • @ciaoprando412
      @ciaoprando412 Před 3 lety +1

      Same, and im italian too

  • @masterclass4277
    @masterclass4277 Před 4 lety +1541

    The fact that bears have noses refutes this theory.

    • @overheat97
      @overheat97 Před 4 lety +15

      新加坡象棋宝贝
      Ohhhhh shots fired!

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 Před 4 lety +33

      It smells all the things Voldy never will.
      Smelling Nose service patronus!

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna Před 4 lety +14

      You just opened my third eye.

    • @simplebutpowerful
      @simplebutpowerful Před 4 lety +39

      the patronus would be generated from voldy's happy memories of back when he had a nose.

    • @abcabc-oh9gc
      @abcabc-oh9gc Před 4 lety +6

      @RIHNODINO!!!!!!! Their noses aren't as striking though.

  • @Echo-mg5em
    @Echo-mg5em Před 4 lety +1375

    “The One Who Eats Honey”... and the only one he fears is Dumbledore-bumblebee ✨🐝✨

    • @larkinreeves
      @larkinreeves Před 4 lety +33

      🤯

    • @ralswithagun3638
      @ralswithagun3638 Před 4 lety +24

      I think they left this bit out

    • @jadenfedorchak8335
      @jadenfedorchak8335 Před 4 lety +24

      Wooooow! I'm actually surprised they didn't think of that for the video!

    • @Mox909
      @Mox909 Před 4 lety +22

      In Norwegian his name is "Humlesnurr" which directly translated means "Bumblebee Twirl/Turn/Spin/Twist"

    • @koolwraith9801
      @koolwraith9801 Před 4 lety +7

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @cosmium_books
    @cosmium_books Před 4 lety +184

    J: Bears, beets, battlestar galactica
    Me, immediately: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!

  • @dennyo1563
    @dennyo1563 Před 3 lety +86

    J: "mentions Bears"
    Me: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica."
    *Literally 30 seconds later*
    J: "Bears. Beats. Battle Star Galactica."
    Me: "YESSS! 😂"

  • @SuperCarlinBrothers
    @SuperCarlinBrothers  Před 4 lety +456

    Bears. Beets. Battle Star Galactica!

    • @Syfoll
      @Syfoll Před 4 lety +55

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JIM!

    • @frederikbreinstrup9137
      @frederikbreinstrup9137 Před 4 lety +22

      MICHAEL!

    • @Luv_weasel
      @Luv_weasel Před 4 lety +9

      @@frederikbreinstrup9137 Michael!

    • @ethanfosterYT
      @ethanfosterYT Před 4 lety +17

      Captain America: I understood that reference...
      👈🙂

    • @imnotafurry9117
      @imnotafurry9117 Před 4 lety +29

      Question. What kind of bear is best?
      That’s a ridiculous question.
      False. Black Bear.

  • @pixithepika
    @pixithepika Před 4 lety +613

    SCB always ask “what’s the patronus” but never “How’s the patronus

    • @steampunk_cat5592
      @steampunk_cat5592 Před 4 lety +8

      This is so sad...

    • @user-uf9sl2qq4l
      @user-uf9sl2qq4l Před 4 lety +71

      I'll do you one better, why is the patronus?

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 Před 4 lety +19

      c vo
      I’ll do you one better. WHY IS GAMORA (eating honey)

    • @pixithepika
      @pixithepika Před 4 lety +14

      PengwengUnicorn I’ll do you one better, WHEN IS GAMORA EATING HONEY!?

    • @pengweng3795
      @pengweng3795 Před 4 lety +17

      ASM Movie Productions HOW IS GAMORA EATING HONEY (cuz she dead 😭)

  • @Emily-kd6uv
    @Emily-kd6uv Před 4 lety +376

    I could bearly handle all these jokes
    Joking aside, “the one who eats honey” is how I’m referring to Voldemort from now on

  • @_gremlinboy
    @_gremlinboy Před 4 lety +55

    The bear name thing is so cool, I love how that type of superstition is consistent across cultures. In Africa after dark, you never say snake or leopard, due to that same fear that they can hear you and will track you down ("string" and "spotted cloth" are the replacement words which I find amusing)
    shoutout if you know what book preteen me hyperfixated on that taught me that

  • @miikareinikainen4050
    @miikareinikainen4050 Před 4 lety +338

    Patronuses aren't born of being good, they're born of good memories. That's why Umbridge could make one: she's evil, but that doesn't mean she hasn't got good memories. That's also why I don't think Voldy had a patronus at all. He just didn't have any good memories.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +42

      Killing the Riddles?

    • @lydiahelena7213
      @lydiahelena7213 Před 4 lety +5

      i like that

    • @lethalxxlori
      @lethalxxlori Před 4 lety +34

      Good point, but neither did Harry when he first tried to make a Patronus. He had to use a slightly made up one to be able to do it at all.

    • @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109
      @mintcarouselchannelabandon5109 Před 4 lety +9

      i remember it having to be powerful, not necessarily good

    • @katerinafaith
      @katerinafaith Před 4 lety +11

      Also the time he spent with Slughorn, Slughorn and Tom were close, maybe those memories could be good

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN Před 4 lety +666

    Pottermore has a story about a dark wizard trying to conjure a patronus, only to have worms come out of his wand and eat him.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +97

      I did not need that image in my head

    • @pandy3668
      @pandy3668 Před 4 lety +46

      Thats dark

    • @carancole5974
      @carancole5974 Před 4 lety +46

      There is probably deep meaning behind this that im missing

    • @AustynSN
      @AustynSN Před 4 lety +71

      Not sure how big the worms were, but I assumed they were normal size. Somehow, I imagine a bunch of tiny worms eating an evil wizard as being more horrific than one or two big ones.

    • @scottgrasser9475
      @scottgrasser9475 Před 4 lety +56

      i wonder how the dementors he was trying to scare away reacted to that

  • @littlemissfinch
    @littlemissfinch Před 4 lety +31

    What I’m thinking about is: For a Patronus, you must conjure a happy memory, but wouldn’t Voldemort be able to make a Patronus, because it his eyes, death and pain is a happy memory, like for example, killing Lily and James, torturing Harry in GoF, etc. I feel like he would be able to make a Patronus with those “happy” memories??

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 Před rokem +13

      I would say he's more satisfied when he kills and tortures, and that a truly happy memory would be something like discovering he was a wizard

    • @alpinefool8814
      @alpinefool8814 Před rokem

      I doubt that would be his happy memories. I would imagine that finding out he was a wizard/making his Horcruxes would be his happy memories (especially since the latter would make him feel safe from death).

  • @CorCodex
    @CorCodex Před 4 lety +23

    I was drinking water when you said “Ourse” and summoned a bear... my computer hates you now

  • @xenachthonica4615
    @xenachthonica4615 Před 4 lety +585

    "The Slavic language was derived from Latin"
    *shrieks in linguistics minor* 😦

  • @DaoFAQ
    @DaoFAQ Před 4 lety +348

    “The One Who Eats Honey” would be a great subtle way to refer to Shi Jing Ping as well since he hates being compared to Winnie The Pooh

    • @blue_manatee3895
      @blue_manatee3895 Před 4 lety +12

      I'm somewhat mad I didn't think of that first. Anyone know how to get it trending on WeChat?

    • @fatherfountain1906
      @fatherfountain1906 Před 4 lety +8

      Do you mean xi jingping

    • @ValeFlavor
      @ValeFlavor Před 4 lety +7

      In croatian we say medvjed - the one who eats honey

    • @veronikaczr1105
      @veronikaczr1105 Před 4 lety +7

      @@ValeFlavor in czech it's medvěd (basically the same as the word you wrote)

    • @alfredlorenzen868
      @alfredlorenzen868 Před 4 lety +1

      i was legitimally two sentences into making the same comment, until i glanced down. So mad rn.

  • @imagohawke6991
    @imagohawke6991 Před 2 lety +4

    When he said Ursus and the bear appeared. I actually jumped. Good job.

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Před 8 měsíci

      I think I was expecting something, but not _that_ violent!
      ...I too got jump scared! XD

  • @EvieBatchelor213
    @EvieBatchelor213 Před 4 lety +19

    To anyone British: who else found "the shaggy one" childishly amusing

  • @JonPITBZN
    @JonPITBZN Před 4 lety +158

    Voldemort's so evil that his patronus is a dementor.

    • @RogbodgeVideo
      @RogbodgeVideo Před 4 lety +5

      Oh BLEEP!

    • @qui1076
      @qui1076 Před 4 lety +26

      Dementor approaches him. Voldemort: EXPECTOOOO PATRONUMMMM! *dementor erupts from wand and charges dementor*

    • @JonPITBZN
      @JonPITBZN Před 4 lety +20

      @@qui1076, Voldemort is so evil that his patronus protects him by befriending dementors rather than fighting them.

    • @khaledzaidan
      @khaledzaidan Před 4 lety +18

      Voldemort’s so evil his patronus protects dementors from him!

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 Před 4 lety

      not an animal

  • @Sentariana
    @Sentariana Před 4 lety +209

    J: The plot of Brave is not entirely baseless!
    Brother Bear: Do I mean nothing to you?

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Před 8 měsíci

      It is crazy how much mythology actually is consistent across the world in random pieces - like so much so, that I feel like we could have one world mythology, if only we could agree on names of gods and creatures... XD

  • @jacksont79
    @jacksont79 Před 4 lety +5

    That statue at 10:12 is actually called "The Lion Man", and depicts a man-slash-lion type deal

  • @davidcave9896
    @davidcave9896 Před 4 lety +5

    "He Who Must Eat Honey"
    oh, Pooh.

  • @blakdeth
    @blakdeth Před 4 lety +441

    The idea of a bear as a villain, is strange to me. I've always thought of bears as caring, respectful animals. Someone who is represented by a bear should be strong willed but also cares about others and has the power to protect them. Voldemort is too cowardly selfish and evil to be a bear.
    Edit: I didn't mean that bears aren't dangerous to humans. I'm just saying that in the culture I grew up with, dangerous animals like bears and wolves were associated with virtues rather than being villains. The video originally talks about bears in the context of certain European myths. That culture uses bears as a symbol of evil, the culture in some, if not most native American tribes used bears as a more positive symbol. Without metaphor bears are a dangerous animal who are usually kind to their young, which makes them more dangerous to people.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +10

      I agree

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 Před 4 lety +34

      tommy flores
      Agree. If Voldemort had a patrnous let’s all be honest it would be a snake.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +4

      @@arandomuser9459 that's what I always thought

    • @plotholedetective4166
      @plotholedetective4166 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah well bears were the villains back when there were short faced bears those things were monsters

    • @UltimateKyuubiFox
      @UltimateKyuubiFox Před 4 lety +11

      It would only be a bear if he’d been a good person who needed to use a patronus. Symbolically, he would’ve been an under-appreciated and feared person who really is respectful and caring. That’s not how he turned out however.

  • @durian830317
    @durian830317 Před 4 lety +270

    imagine if Voldemort’s Patronus is a snake
    "Hey~~~ Brother, what's Voldemort’s Patronus"
    "A snake"
    "Thank you Upstart, the sponsor. Go to UPSTART.COM/SCB"
    "till next time I"ll see you in another life brother"

  • @matthewmccann9932
    @matthewmccann9932 Před 2 lety +5

    Just a thought for you since Hogwarts is in Scotland, maybe Voldemort's patronus would be the Gaelic mythology opposing counterpart to stag. In druidic legend Dagda and Rhita Gawr are enemies who often battle using the form of animals with noble Dagda taking the form of a stag and power hungry Rhita Gawr using the form of a boar. There are a lot of interesting parallels.

  • @tedmarcak287
    @tedmarcak287 Před 3 lety +9

    Patronus can be casted when you focus on happiness and your most happy memories. Yes Voldemort doesn't know love or friendship but he still gets joy out of torchering other poeple and other different things that have been proven that Voldemort does joys him so he can cast a patronus the question is which one is it. I haven't watched the hole video yet but i'm just pointing it out there.

  • @niagargoyle
    @niagargoyle Před 4 lety +53

    Interesting fact: the Arctic and Antarctic regions of the planet are essentially named "bears" and "away from bears" because the North Star is part of the Ursa Minor (little bear) constellation. Ursa Minor drops below the horizon at 10°S, and Ursa Major drops at 30°S, so both are invisible from the antarctic South Pole.
    The fact that polar bears are in the Arctic but not the Antarctic is a coincidence.

    • @prasedomaci9264
      @prasedomaci9264 Před 4 lety +2

      Or is it?

    • @niagargoyle
      @niagargoyle Před 4 lety

      @@prasedomaci9264 You caught me. It's not interesting (to most people).

    • @prasedomaci9264
      @prasedomaci9264 Před 4 lety +2

      @@niagargoyle Nah, I meant the polar bears thing. Maybe it is not a coincidence, but a conspiracy...

  • @sarahlamoureux1454
    @sarahlamoureux1454 Před 4 lety +258

    The Russian word for "bear", "medved" (медведь)- "the one who eats honey"- also shows up in the name of Dmitri Medvedev. I wonder if he likes honey.

    • @user-nv2op8tr8u
      @user-nv2op8tr8u Před 4 lety +28

      Russian here. Медведь can be more accurately translated as "the one who knows about honey". Which is strangely connected to the word ведьма, which means " whitch", and can be translated simply as "the one who knows"

    • @marjanabrstilo3306
      @marjanabrstilo3306 Před 4 lety +9

      Croatain here, we have a word "medvjed" which means bear and it can be broken down into "med" which is honey, and "jed" which is a variation of word "jesti" which means to eat

    • @lenarosic
      @lenarosic Před 4 lety +8

      Serbia here - medved.😀

    • @neechee1443
      @neechee1443 Před 4 lety +1

      @@user-nv2op8tr8u There is no connection with the word "ved'ma" (witch). "Vedat' " is "to know", that's all.

    • @joellundstrom6477
      @joellundstrom6477 Před 4 lety +2

      abc Swede here and I have no say in the matter

  • @ZaddyGohan
    @ZaddyGohan Před 3 lety

    These theories are so ingeniously thought out, keep it up!!!

  • @Anton_the_Vampire
    @Anton_the_Vampire Před 3 lety +4

    Great video & makes so much sense! I seem to remember that in Scandinavian there's also a connection between Berserkers & Bears. Considering that Voldemort's fighting style is one of "deranged euphoria" (a trait of Berserkers) maybe that's another nod to him being a Bear?

  • @RollMeAFat1
    @RollMeAFat1 Před 4 lety +95

    J: “you’ll never guess”
    *bear in the thumbnail*

    • @SilviaNight99
      @SilviaNight99 Před 4 lety +9

      Would've been hilarious if they had put butterflies instead of a bear in the thumbnail. 😂

    • @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522
      @maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522 Před 4 lety +4

      Or a snake 😂😂😂 be tripping people up!

    • @jinsstyle
      @jinsstyle Před 4 lety +2

      I didn't notice that at all😂😂😂

  • @boy_in_the_stars
    @boy_in_the_stars Před 4 lety +201

    I’ve already commented but:
    “Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived.”
    “you’ve heard of him”
    *actually dies*

  • @gracemckeown2785
    @gracemckeown2785 Před 4 lety

    The sweater during the sponsorship part is fantastic! 😍

  • @wheelyjon
    @wheelyjon Před 4 lety

    This is a really really interesting video I clicked on it for a bit of escapism but considering I used to study myths as part of my degree it goes beautifully rich and detailed a wonderful introduction to the concept of the bear

  • @lucillefrancois150
    @lucillefrancois150 Před 4 lety +273

    The slavic languages do not *at all* descend from latin
    The history of balto-slavic languages goes back 3000 years, earlier than latin itself truly exists

    • @particleboy7757
      @particleboy7757 Před 4 lety +43

      Yes, what was said in the video was wrong. However, Latin and Slavic languages are still all descended from Proto-indo-european, the parent of most european languages (and many others), so it would not be unfathomable that the original word for bear did sound similar to ursus.

    • @marina.chayka
      @marina.chayka Před 4 lety +43

      Came here to say just that! Slavic languages and Latin are Indo-European languages so they have a common "ancestor", slavic languages are in no way *descended* from Latin. Other Indo-European languages: German, Punjabi, Persian. The languages that descend from Latin are the so-call, well, Latin (or Romance) languages like Portuguese, Spanish and French.

    • @herbivore7932
      @herbivore7932 Před 4 lety +11

      Hi.... you guys r smart...and I mean this in the best way possible, nerds

    • @marina.chayka
      @marina.chayka Před 4 lety +8

      @@herbivore7932 well I'm Brazilian and I'm studying Portuguese and Russian in college, hopefully I'm making my teachers proud lol

    • @herbivore7932
      @herbivore7932 Před 4 lety

      @@marina.chayka lolol

  • @hunterkoopman9890
    @hunterkoopman9890 Před 4 lety +162

    Imagine if Voldemort's patronus was actually butterflies
    Voldemort: Expecto Patronum!
    Harry *sees the butterflies* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @grantstenerson2020
    @grantstenerson2020 Před 4 lety +6

    Wait, I thought Death Eaters were called the Knights of Walpurgis and the media called them death eaters and eventually they just called themselves death eaters

  • @sportsfaniguess154
    @sportsfaniguess154 Před 4 lety +5

    “Bears, beets, battlestar galactica” -Jim Halpert

  • @cheesecakelasagna
    @cheesecakelasagna Před 4 lety +124

    8:04 "Against the law of nature, where have I heard that-"
    Me: *Bee Movie*

    • @MasterCrander
      @MasterCrander Před 4 lety +8

      Harry Potter Octology but every time they say "You Know Who" the entire Bee Movie plays.

    • @jamesflynn8448
      @jamesflynn8448 Před 4 lety +2

      Ya like jazz?

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 Před 4 lety

      why, just why.

    • @wolftreetruck4946
      @wolftreetruck4946 Před 4 lety +1

      @@MasterCrander and every time they say honey in the Bee Movie, all of Brave plays

    • @MasterCrander
      @MasterCrander Před 4 lety +1

      Wolf Treetruck
      Every time she asks, 'if you had the chonce to chenge yer fet, woodja?' it activates a random coin flip and either plays the rest of the movie or changes your fate and plays Shrek backwards

  • @thogthemighty7960
    @thogthemighty7960 Před 4 lety +195

    Fun fact: Beowulf literally means “Bee-wolf”, aka bear.

    • @roepi
      @roepi Před 4 lety +4

      Beowulf was a wuzzle?

    • @thogthemighty7960
      @thogthemighty7960 Před 4 lety +3

      roepi no, he was a Geat

    • @Noam_.Menashe
      @Noam_.Menashe Před 4 lety +4

      Wasn't Beowulf an hero from and Anglo Saxon epic

    • @clay9617
      @clay9617 Před 4 lety +4

      @@Noam_.Menashe Yeah, but the story took place in Scandinavia.

    • @roepi
      @roepi Před 4 lety

      @@thogthemighty7960 And why can't a wuzzle be great?

  • @Doomzdeh
    @Doomzdeh Před rokem +2

    Voldemort’s Patronus is obviously a Cockroach. It reflects his meager beginnings, his unyielding determination, his attraction to the Dark, his destructive nature, his unreal penchant for survival, his ability to come out on top in almost any environment, his parasitical nature, and his horrifying appearance. Interestingly enough, it also reflects Voldemort’s surprising ability to fly, as one doesn’t usually expect a cockroach to fly until it really happens and because most cockroaches can’t fly, making those that can do so special.
    It would also be hilarious for Voldemort to expect for something like a Dragon or a Runespoor or Basilisk to pop out of his wand when he first casted the spell, only to see a measly cockroach. I can only imagine the temper tantrum at having a mere non-magical insect for his Patronus.

    • @dreamsprayanimation
      @dreamsprayanimation Před 5 měsíci

      It’s interesting that out of the thousands of species of roaches that exist only four species are the filthy pests that are most well known to plague humanity.

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 Před 4 lety +2

    You nearly scared me off my chair with that bear. 🤣

  • @Pluveus
    @Pluveus Před 4 lety +67

    Harry: Hey Tom, before our final epic spells, let's compare patronuses.
    Voldemort: Okay, Expecto Patronum!
    Harry: Wait, a Bear?
    Voldemort:**Eurobeat swells**

  • @oonamilla
    @oonamilla Před 4 lety +60

    When you said butterflies I was just like “ok ok, seems a little far fetched but I’m believing you.”

  • @CivilizedPenguin
    @CivilizedPenguin Před 8 měsíci

    3:53 that edit was so clean

  • @lucigirl17
    @lucigirl17 Před 4 lety +2

    It would not have been right had you not finished with “Bears.” with “Beets. Battlestar Galactica.” It was so satisfying when you did it

  • @Vandyno
    @Vandyno Před 4 lety +138

    "The plot of Brave"
    I was thinking Brother Bear but sure.

  • @TheSwiftie467
    @TheSwiftie467 Před 4 lety +52

    Young man who is unhappy with their spiritual connection with a bear... sounds like the plot the brother bear lol.

    • @thedragonwarrior5861
      @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +4

      OMG your right

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna Před 4 lety +5

      Yo. You've just convinced me to make "that dude in Brother Bear = Voldemort in some AU" my headcanon. Thank you.

    • @zmireles3220
      @zmireles3220 Před 4 lety +3

      Tell everybody I'm on my way!

    • @TheSwiftie467
      @TheSwiftie467 Před 3 lety

      CheesecakeLasagna link it to me when you’re finished!

  • @stonedimmaculate2942
    @stonedimmaculate2942 Před 3 lety

    3:47 i was just WAITING for this

  • @Ussurin
    @Ussurin Před 4 lety +3

    6:15 - nooooooOOooOooooOoo
    Slavic langauges are derived from Proto-Slavic which in turn was derived from Proto-Indo-European. Latin and Slavic languages had little to do with each other until Christinazation of Slavic People.

  • @bldeagle10
    @bldeagle10 Před 4 lety +96

    I was typing out “Bears, Beers, Battlestar Galactica” when you said it... yes

  • @thedragonwarrior5861
    @thedragonwarrior5861 Před 4 lety +79

    Me: Ursus
    J: gets charges by all bears in existence
    Me: ma bad

  • @twinklyalcapa9848
    @twinklyalcapa9848 Před 4 lety +2

    3:54
    *proceeds to high five screen"

  • @shibasissarkar3340
    @shibasissarkar3340 Před 3 lety +4

    The actual name of bear 🐻 is ..... “arkto”(try not to say it aloud, because it'll signal Arcturus ). And the thing about the name Arcturus is that it is pronounced as “arkto-rus” so that's the original name of bear 🐻.

  • @acasualcactus5878
    @acasualcactus5878 Před 4 lety +124

    His patronus is a Bottle of Shampoo. Specifically, Luscious, by Lucius.

    • @adriebaby4137
      @adriebaby4137 Před 4 lety +6

      Omg! I was just thinking about Luscious by Lucius earlier today! If the SCBs can branch out and do coffee, why not hair care products? Would love to see Jason Isaacs sell it, that would be so awesome.

    • @septicaemia5699
      @septicaemia5699 Před 4 lety +5

      No, that's Lucious' patronus

    • @takix2007
      @takix2007 Před 4 lety +3

      No, that's his Boggart.

    • @mohammedyousef4005
      @mohammedyousef4005 Před 4 lety

      I got that reference

  • @hirosmirnov8287
    @hirosmirnov8287 Před 4 lety +62

    9:13
    - Hears Veles pronounced as 'Veals'
    - Slavic person dies inside
    Great video, nonetheless

  • @kathrynlatham7630
    @kathrynlatham7630 Před 4 lety

    scb should look into the office theories or something of that nature such as trivia videos

  • @jessicacloutier4870
    @jessicacloutier4870 Před 4 lety

    This theory is amazing!

  • @stillcold
    @stillcold Před 4 lety +116

    I prefer the one about his being a dragon just because, DRAGON. However this theory makes too much sense to deny it, despite how cool voldemort charging into battle with a dragon is.

    • @jinsstyle
      @jinsstyle Před 4 lety +1

      Where was it said that his patronus is dragon?🤔

    • @stillcold
      @stillcold Před 4 lety +2

      @@jinsstyle it was another theory on a different channel.

    • @feathersryan8331
      @feathersryan8331 Před 4 lety

      My patrons is a dragon

    • @VorpalSpider69
      @VorpalSpider69 Před 4 lety +2

      Clout God as badass as that is, I feel like Charlies’ is a dragon

    • @toasty5032
      @toasty5032 Před 4 lety +1

      69 likes
      Me:
      High I'm here to ruin your party

  • @jennalakes6334
    @jennalakes6334 Před 4 lety +37

    I actually busted out laughing at the “polar opposite” edit... well done

  • @henryd98
    @henryd98 Před 4 lety

    I love your channel and I watched like 50 videos of yours in one night but then when I tried to sleep I could still listen "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey brotheeeeer" in my head and that's giving me issues lol

  • @chinchilla_fandoms9500
    @chinchilla_fandoms9500 Před 4 lety +4

    J, I'm going to challenge your 'mightiest patronus' of a Scottish terrier with my ACTUAL DRAGON PATRONUS!

  • @lotteceulemans7453
    @lotteceulemans7453 Před 4 lety +109

    Imagine if Rowling stuck with the bear as a mascotte for Hufflepuff, that must have hurt Voldemort's reputation amongst his house mates and maybe he wouldn't have become the Dark Lord 🤯
    Edit: I'm a proud badger myself, so no hate against Hufflepuff! I'm just referring to the reputation of Hufflepuffs amongst pure blood Slytherins.

  • @RixonNoxir
    @RixonNoxir Před 4 lety +20

    "High five if you got that joke"
    *SLAPS PHONE*

  • @Paul-Mircea
    @Paul-Mircea Před 4 lety

    This is the funniest video in this channel. I laughed so hard the entire time

  • @AngelikaMonego
    @AngelikaMonego Před 4 lety

    Yeah no way J.K. researched all this lol
    But as always I love all this stuff you come up with haha

  • @Dynamic_dino_
    @Dynamic_dino_ Před 4 lety +65

    Part of me feels bad laughing at J throwing himself out of a chair...and then rewatching and laughing again 😂

  • @sorayacatfriend
    @sorayacatfriend Před 4 lety +96

    Slavic languages were not derived from Latin, they just had a common ancestor.

  • @Lorentari
    @Lorentari Před 4 lety +1

    That moment when the plot of "Brave" is the first thing that comes to mind when there is "brother bear"...

  • @elanorallmann
    @elanorallmann Před 4 lety +1

    Jesus christ. These jump scares with the bear... I jumped every time.

  • @allieb8847
    @allieb8847 Před 4 lety +83

    Me at the beginning of the video: “ it’ll be a snake.”
    J: “ and no. It’s not a snake.”
    Me: surprised pikachu

    • @kelseykramer1783
      @kelseykramer1783 Před 4 lety

      The exact same thing happened to me

    • @melonlord1414
      @melonlord1414 Před 4 lety +2

      Let's be honest, it probably would still be a snake. They didn't really make any points why it wouldn't be a snake. Just points why it would be something else

    • @chendror872
      @chendror872 Před 4 lety

      @@melonlord1414 probably because a Snake would be too predictable

  • @Roekeeelk
    @Roekeeelk Před 4 lety +62

    The first thing I thought when seeing this title: does he even have a memory that’s happy enough?

    • @urnotsorry
      @urnotsorry Před 4 lety +6

      Figuring out he was Slytherins heir ?

    • @guyr3618
      @guyr3618 Před 4 lety +4

      Grindlewald, moments before Voldemort kills him: "Well, I hope you're happy..."
      Voldemort, moments after killing Grindlewald: "...I'm never happy..."

    • @rickywebb1803
      @rickywebb1803 Před 4 lety

      same my guy

    • @ech0222
      @ech0222 Před 4 lety

      Finding out where the potters live

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 Před 4 lety

      Killing...🤣💀😈

  • @faridvera418
    @faridvera418 Před 3 lety +2

    Pottermore says my Patronus is a Bear 😂 i know it's just because there's no Puma in option in Pottermore

  • @drive137
    @drive137 Před 4 lety +1

    My patronus is a brown bear. I was halfway expecting that J was going to answer the pottermore quiz with what Voldemort would answer. That’d be interesting.

  • @cryptic_sunflower
    @cryptic_sunflower Před 4 lety +94

    I want an “also, also, actually, actually” shirt! The perfect obscure reference😍😍

  • @Gordon_Freeman_PhD
    @Gordon_Freeman_PhD Před 4 lety +161

    "The slavic language was derived from latin."
    Wut? I don't know about that one chief.

    • @demonking86420
      @demonking86420 Před 4 lety +2

      Cyrillic: am I a cyka to you

    • @adamhorn6917
      @adamhorn6917 Před 3 lety

      South slavic languages bar Hungarian are actually just infected by Cyrillic because they derive from Latin and which country does Voldemort go to oh yes Albania and Albanian is a south slavic language boom.

  • @accretionescapee
    @accretionescapee Před 4 lety

    I love these funny and true videos

  • @gabitsultanov3898
    @gabitsultanov3898 Před 3 měsíci

    Loved the office reference. Glad to be a part of the inner joke 😅

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Před 4 lety +51

    You had me at butterflies.
    Remind me to use that as my response if someone admits they have a crush on me!

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 Před 4 lety +3

      Imagine being confident enough to think that someone may have a crush on you, kudos👏😂

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 Před 4 lety +1

      Queen in the North, the word “if” was used intentionally... unfortunately!

    • @ginnyweasley5812
      @ginnyweasley5812 Před 4 lety

      @@najrenchelf2751 it's okay social distancing works for us 😂

  • @jackkohav4343
    @jackkohav4343 Před 4 lety +42

    Oh my. A friend of mine has a bear patronos. He's a friend no more.

    • @ezra8129
      @ezra8129 Před 4 lety +1

      SuperCarlinBrothers: destroying friendships since 2012

  • @thebigenderqueen1586
    @thebigenderqueen1586 Před 4 lety

    I just want to say that your intro is the stuff of NIGHTMARES

  • @MrSmifs
    @MrSmifs Před 3 lety

    Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.... well done! Adding in an office reference- Dwight would be soooooo proud!

  •  Před 4 lety +158

    As a Slavic person, acknowledging the Slavic mythology made my day :)

    • @user-ce7im1kc7l
      @user-ce7im1kc7l Před 2 lety +1

      Sameeee🤟😎

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk Před 2 lety +3

      Haha I've been a big mythology buff for years, obviously know Norse and Greek back to front
      But one of the most interesting for me for years was Slavic and Finnish since they're both just so bizarre and unique
      Also being a metalhead, there's a lot of Slavic black metal/folk metal bands incorporating it
      Like Peruns Celestial Silver by Nokturnal Mortum haha

    • @xonrob9575
      @xonrob9575 Před 2 lety +3

      What even is Slavic mythology? Do you just worship a sentient Adidas tracksuit?

    • @user-ce7im1kc7l
      @user-ce7im1kc7l Před 2 lety

      @@xonrob9575 ha ha

    • @user-ce7im1kc7l
      @user-ce7im1kc7l Před 2 lety +3

      @@xonrob9575 ya know its funny how i witnessed a person almost getting canceled over a misrepresentation of vendigo from the culture of indiginous people of north america, and yet you think its fine to say that:::,,,))) Get a grip its not funny

  • @yonggongaming
    @yonggongaming Před 4 lety +192

    "They would not need" does not mean they could not.

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal Před 4 lety +8

      It's a fair conclusion though. Given the effort (relative to other spells) that Harry had to put into learning the Potronus, why would they put so much effort into a spell they didn't need? Sure, I imagine a few might do it just to prove that they could, as a matter of pride, but I doubt most of them would really care.

    • @ohexenwahno5652
      @ohexenwahno5652 Před 4 lety +7

      @@FulcanMal Not only that, but there's probably very few Death Eaters who truly have happy memories to power the spell anyway.

    • @LenaEliana14
      @LenaEliana14 Před 4 lety +5

      \o/ Hexenwahn \o/ lol right, but I get the feeling bellatrix lestrange could make a patronus real easy🥴

    • @ohexenwahno5652
      @ohexenwahno5652 Před 4 lety +4

      @@LenaEliana14 Could there possibly be a spell that is the exact opposite of a patronus, tho?

    • @MrGabeanator
      @MrGabeanator Před 4 lety

      exactly

  • @deborahbyrne7584
    @deborahbyrne7584 Před 2 lety

    Now I'm happy that I finally share a patrons with someone

  • @MrsRLivey_2020
    @MrsRLivey_2020 Před 4 lety

    I love this theory!!

  • @SchutzmarkeGMBH
    @SchutzmarkeGMBH Před 4 lety +51

    6:05 "The Slavic language was derived from Latin"
    No it was not. Latin and the Slavic languages are all decendent of Proto-Indo-European however, so the original word would probably closer to "rkto" or "rkso" than to "ursus"

    • @luk3377
      @luk3377 Před 4 lety +2

      Exactly

    • @aaronabarca4919
      @aaronabarca4919 Před 4 lety +3

      I was searching for this comment

    • @larryrichards9418
      @larryrichards9418 Před 4 lety +2

      I had to stop the video once he claimed that slavic languages are derived from latin. From that point on the entire theory is invalidated. Garbage in, garbage out.

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 Před 4 lety +2

      @@larryrichards9418 no it doesn't. Yeah he may have been mistaken but it doesn't change the theory at all.

    • @unscripted483
      @unscripted483 Před 4 lety +3

      @@larryrichards9418 if his entire theory was built on the idea that the origin name for bears was ursus then in would invalidate the theory. But rn you are on your soap box and finding any reason you want to throw a hissyfit.

  • @nicholasmedich7493
    @nicholasmedich7493 Před 4 lety +56

    I love how they try to overthink the patronuses, but Mr. Weasley's patronus is a weasel because... weasel-ey

    • @anonymousfellow8879
      @anonymousfellow8879 Před 4 lety +16

      Nicholas Medich
      They’re also clever and enduring and “predator prey” for larger animals, and often regarded as pests OR trained to pull electrical wires through. Which, purebloods hate the Weasleys, but they’re all quite powerful and enduring; and Arthur in particular has a fascination with technology and Electricity in particular.
      (Do I think Rowling thought that out? NO. But...we can speculate, anyway)

    • @Kingcali49
      @Kingcali49 Před 2 lety +2

      I love to watch his process but he’s wrong Voldemort’s would be a snake for sure.

    • @capysarah
      @capysarah Před 2 lety +4

      Mr. Weasley's animosity with Lucius Malfoy becomes more interesting when you consider the real life animosity between weasels and snakes

    • @capysarah
      @capysarah Před 2 lety +1

      @@Kingcali49 I would say that's too on the nose, but we're talking about Voldemort here

    • @indra_vrtrahan
      @indra_vrtrahan Před 2 lety

      @@Kingcali49 I can argue it can't be snake solely on fact it may be more likely a basilisk, but that is because it is rightfully called king of serpents, making it more than just any random snake, but snake regardless, in a sense i agree with you

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 Před 8 měsíci

    That first bear was a legit jump scare - I got super startled by it.

  • @joy5067
    @joy5067 Před 3 lety

    I was really expecting THAT honey ad, the one that ‘saves ya a lot of money’

  • @connnorfan01
    @connnorfan01 Před 4 lety +286

    "Slavic language was derived from Latin" ... i think you need more funding for your "language research department".

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb Před 4 lety +17

      I just couldn’t with that

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 4 lety +15

      Not to mention his "non-English names" research department.
      Oh, wait. You can just Google "How to pronounce" and add any word you like - including Merope (my personal pet peeve with the SCB. Hint, guys: "Merope" has three syllable, not two). ;-)

    • @Alice-gr1kb
      @Alice-gr1kb Před 4 lety

      Karin Allen indeed. I say it as [mɻ̍ɤpʰi]. They can also just learn ipa

    • @leonreno
      @leonreno Před 4 lety +1

      @@Karin_Allen it's like mer-ope-y isn't it but like the y is like an e
      Edit: that's just how I pronounced it

    • @Karin_Allen
      @Karin_Allen Před 4 lety +2

      @@leonreno Yep, that's it. Some people put the stress on the first syllable, and some people put the stress on the second syllable - but the point is that there's a *third* syllable which the SCB refuse to pronounce! ;-(

  • @bcflamingo4405
    @bcflamingo4405 Před 4 lety +97

    "The one who eats honey"
    wait a second
    Dumbledore+ Bumblebee, right?
    Voldemort wants to eat/destroy Dumbledore!!!

  • @manveerprataprathore1624
    @manveerprataprathore1624 Před 2 lety +1

    I saw the thumbnail and got an idea, I'm gonna do the Patronus quiz on Pottermore from Voldemort's perspective, I got a bear

  • @dagnyrainbow792
    @dagnyrainbow792 Před 3 lety

    I love the videos where I get a history lesson and a Harry Potter theory 😂

  • @DoorMatt1995
    @DoorMatt1995 Před 4 lety +31

    Did they say that Slavic languages are descended from Latin? They're actually in different language families...

  • @anderskhl5435
    @anderskhl5435 Před 4 lety +65

    Did they just make this theory to promote their own honey?
    I love it.

  • @connorsullivan2745
    @connorsullivan2745 Před 3 lety

    Me, having seen the thumbnail: genuine anticipation