Lol, that's where I saw that hand gesture Lightkeeper likes :D! Memory unlocked, thx. And by face of all the traders he resembles Gendo the most too. Never picked that up )).
Literally the reason why I quit EFT three years ago and didn't come back for a long time. I had one of the most successful raids of all time and found a pilgrim on a quest I couldn't pass up for a month. Ran to the exit at the last seconds. The green exit timer ran out and I see 0.0 And the time on the red timer is 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... I SHOULD ALREADY BEEN IN THE SHELTER BY THAT TIME But lost in the raid And that was the exact same exit that's on the video. And you think it's funny? Yes it is :D
@@tatashie Are you... asking that the anime not be recommended or ...? .... You're aware that this is the most hipster thing to do. I don't even like anime and I'd never watch it anyhow - but I'm insulted that you think I am not worthy of knowing about your little favorite anime show.
@@user-c4b9b Watching Evangelion has a chance of giving mild existential crysis, but the show is really good. Also while watching it it's better to focus on mecha fights rather than on freudian psycholgy and philosophy.
@@EstebanGilChillington basically a popular clip of a guy using painkillers and then a cheater flies with him prone and he does a weird noise and gets meleed by magic and dies
same! I get terrified beyond belief when it comes to cosmic horrors. That made my skin crawl (megalophobia / alien like things) I feel really weird right now after that. That's why I cannot play Control, that game gives me so much anxiety and fear from the weird shit it throws at you.
@@the_jjabberwock it's a reference to infamous video where a cheater guy that were crawl-flying approached a player in exact same circumstances. And on Russian (Slavic) side it is common to call these cheaters as appearance of various animals with a reference of "СБЭУ" aka "Симуляция боя в экстренных условиях" (Simulation of Fight in Extreme conditions referencing Tarkov fight system with food and other shit that turned out memefied for various strange shit happening)
God, the more bizarre, eerie, surreal clips in this video really make me wish all the harder that EFT had gone a more Stalker-esque route and had more supernatural elements. Just seeing truly weird stuff every few raids and not knowing quite what to make of it. This game could really make for some fantastically unsettling moments.
"So, what happened in the Tarkov Norvinsk region? Something about the American PMC and an illegal chemical plant?" "That's only half of it, man. But the things they were experimenting on, none of it was exactly natural..."
So it's nothing about "stalker" then, because most Westerners (I'm American) have been using it as a buzzword for the last 5 years at least... You just want to have that unsettling feeling. So... JUST SAY THAT THEN why invoke a truely FANTASTIC SCI FI UNIVERSE that is FOREIGN, that YOU DON'T AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND, when all you wanted to say was "Gimme some weird stuff that I don't understand and can't know about so that I can poop a little it was fun huh huh" ... You all, Americans, are going to PLAY STALKER 2 and ENJOY IT ... THAT will be the BIGGEST JOKE in gaming history, politics will have completely owned you in epic form and you won't know because you don't PLAY STALKER.
Ramiel's High Energy Cannon Spec DMG: 1.11566×10¹⁹ (approximate from the scene where Lyell obliterated a third of the mountain., based on the energy content of a 12.7x108mm B-32: 19,230 J. (Of course, the amount of energy does not = damage or penetrating power, so these figures are for reference.) Penetration: 5.3944×10¹⁸ (same as above) Armor damage: 5.3944×10¹⁸ (same as above) Accuracy: +100% Recoil: -100% Shattering: 0% Light Bleeding: -100% (because it burns) Heavy Bleeding: -100 Projection Speed: 2.99×10⁸ (assuming near light speed)
Damn a singleplayer SCP game with Tarkov gameplay and tension (plus progressive upgrades after successful extractions from whatever scuffed situation) would be so cool
Why are you so good at this??? Tarkov needs more SCP encounters. Imagine opening a previously locked or blocked door and finding a statue that will kill you or some shit.
tarvangelion 13.0+1.0 is unexpected and awesome
Escape that Tarkov Shinji!
@@robotdude4377 Or else Rei will have to extract again!
Shinji, get in that APC!
Asuka stop extract camping
operation tarshima is going on
Everybody gangsta until Lightkeeper calls in the Third Impact
hi riloe.
Lol, that's where I saw that hand gesture Lightkeeper likes :D! Memory unlocked, thx. And by face of all the traders he resembles Gendo the most too. Never picked that up )).
The incident 0293: tarkov mosquito. Truly terrifying. УУЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ
we dont talk about the reserve incident
СБЕУ комар навсегда в наших сердцах
УУУУУЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ!
УУУУЭЭЭЭЭ
SCP-(___)СБЭУ Комар
Класс: Кетер
Впервые был замечен на карте "Резерв" игроком под ником (данные удалены)
another tarkin classic
I was about to say masterpiece
@@mevenyothat to
that connection error slowly revealing in d-2 was the funniest shit ever. imagine you get an awesome raid and you get that and lose everything
Literally the reason why I quit EFT three years ago and didn't come back for a long time.
I had one of the most successful raids of all time and found a pilgrim on a quest I couldn't pass up for a month.
Ran to the exit at the last seconds. The green exit timer ran out and I see 0.0
And the time on the red timer is 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
I SHOULD ALREADY BEEN IN THE SHELTER BY THAT TIME
But lost in the raid
And that was the exact same exit that's on the video.
And you think it's funny?
Yes it is :D
wow you explained the joke... well done.
Don’t really have to imagine 😅
the moment you touch it your PMC instantly dies, the game crashes, and your account is deleted
id suffer more for camping d2 the whole match
man NEVER shoot at the angel
everyone in the anime kind of does though
@@Thedarksnw how does that go for them again?
Algorithm blessed me with just 12 seconds after video being released
Im chronically online so i see these pretty soon
@@kurdistanindependance5471 cool, no one asked or cares. :D
Bro touch the grass please 🪴🌿🌱🌾@@kurdistanindependance5471
THAT LAST ONE HOLY THATS SO COOL
Then you would like Evangelion.
Ramiel
@@Mosamania With all the love for this anime, please take pity on the unaware person, don't do this..
@@tatashie Are you... asking that the anime not be recommended or ...? .... You're aware that this is the most hipster thing to do. I don't even like anime and I'd never watch it anyhow - but I'm insulted that you think I am not worthy of knowing about your little favorite anime show.
@@user-c4b9b Watching Evangelion has a chance of giving mild existential crysis, but the show is really good. Also while watching it it's better to focus on mecha fights rather than on freudian psycholgy and philosophy.
0:06 It got us one the first half, good stuff.
when i saw this alley, i immediately understood where this was going
even the gears are matched with original lol
I am too dumb for this reference, what is it?
@@EstebanGilChillington me too pls tell
@@EstebanGilChillington basically a popular clip of a guy using painkillers and then a cheater flies with him prone and he does a weird noise and gets meleed by magic and dies
When I heard the singing. I knew it was Ramiel...
an iconic anime does that to ya.
The pipe falling sound.. Tarkin is a man of culture
That last scene actually activated some sort of primal fear
same! I get terrified beyond belief when it comes to cosmic horrors. That made my skin crawl (megalophobia / alien like things) I feel really weird right now after that. That's why I cannot play Control, that game gives me so much anxiety and fear from the weird shit it throws at you.
That Ramiel was actually terrifying.
0:01 Scavs brought the loot
You really know how to "act" using in-game movements, it uplifts the material wonderfully
0:07
"LEAVE ME ALONE!"
"Akira, Akira.."
"УЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ"
ramiel moment bruh💀
0:15 When I've seen that infamous corner I knew what's it all been going for 😂
СБЭУ КОМАРЫ!
УУУУЭЭЭЭЭЭ!
What’s this reference?
@@the_jjabberwock СБЭУ комар. УУУУУУЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭЭ!
@@the_jjabberwock it's a reference to infamous video where a cheater guy that were crawl-flying approached a player in exact same circumstances.
And on Russian (Slavic) side it is common to call these cheaters as appearance of various animals with a reference of "СБЭУ" aka "Симуляция боя в экстренных условиях" (Simulation of Fight in Extreme conditions referencing Tarkov fight system with food and other shit that turned out memefied for various strange shit happening)
God, the more bizarre, eerie, surreal clips in this video really make me wish all the harder that EFT had gone a more Stalker-esque route and had more supernatural elements. Just seeing truly weird stuff every few raids and not knowing quite what to make of it. This game could really make for some fantastically unsettling moments.
roadside picnic roleplay
"So, what happened in the Tarkov Norvinsk region? Something about the American PMC and an illegal chemical plant?"
"That's only half of it, man. But the things they were experimenting on, none of it was exactly natural..."
I would pay 4x the unheard edition pricetag for a Stalker/Tarkov/Snowrunner mashup singleplayer experience tbh.
So it's nothing about "stalker" then, because most Westerners (I'm American) have been using it as a buzzword for the last 5 years at least... You just want to have that unsettling feeling. So... JUST SAY THAT THEN why invoke a truely FANTASTIC SCI FI UNIVERSE that is FOREIGN, that YOU DON'T AND CAN'T UNDERSTAND, when all you wanted to say was "Gimme some weird stuff that I don't understand and can't know about so that I can poop a little it was fun huh huh" ... You all, Americans, are going to PLAY STALKER 2 and ENJOY IT ... THAT will be the BIGGEST JOKE in gaming history, politics will have completely owned you in epic form and you won't know because you don't PLAY STALKER.
@@user-c4b9b >t. average duty member
Сбэу комары уже добрались и до англ комьюнити
Таркин наш слоняра ващет.
У таркина в профиле канала указана Россия, так что он наш слон
Сбэу комар попался, как раз таки западному стримеру tigz
ууээээээ
There is much that we do not know
When the trimadol withdrawl kicks in
Man I knew that burgain flea market Obdolbos was spiked
Oh my god Eva angels in a survival shooter would be fucking terrifying
0:45 no wonder Tarkov collapsed, dude used all of the city power reserve
Ramiel all of a sudden, very nicely done!!!
brother that evangelion reference at the end was so nice
Babe wake up new tarkin
Evangelion Angels in tarkov would be a wild SPT mod
2:07 RAMIEL BEST GIRL! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!
"All dreams have meanings."
My dreams:
[SCREAMS IN GEOMETRIC]
0:07 Certified "УЭээээ!" moment:
I've never edged this hard to a tarkov video!
this really escapes my tarkov
Мистер Таркин? Мистер Вишневский передает Вам привет
man i was so expecting that floating proned dude on the 2nd clip
сбэу комар
HIS NAME IS СБЭУ КОМАР
A fascinating collection of short stories letting us deep into the mind of one mister T. Arkin
Absolutely lost my shit at 2:00 right when you can hear the first choir note hahahahaha
What even is that flying prism
@@KugelBlitz5 Ramiel is a giant octahedral sentient being that features in the critically-acclaimed anime Neon Genesis Evangelion
yey ty
the prism unfolding was crazy!
That evangelion reference is fucking amazing
Ah Teragroup, back at it again with horrors beyond my comprehension.2:14
"Wow, killed by a 4th dimensional prism. Add that one to the list."
I am astonished at the repeated genius in coming up with these and making them so absurdly funny, thank you
this is literally just "what if we got a voices of the void update"
Mega bitcoin farm took me a moment but then I realised, haha! That last one was kinda terrifying tbh
💠: *_screams in geometric_*
The new Ramiel event is fire
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION MENTIONED!11!!!!!1!!
This is pure commedy, love it.
when he popped that golden star in reserve i thought it was gonna be the OG classic
that evangelion moment dayum
I don't play Tarkov anymore, but I never ever miss a tarkin video
so insanely impressive, i'll never understand how you manage to make these
tarkelion: You are always (notn't) alone
That last one is spooky af 2:07
1:37 i swear one of these days its gonna open and be like the shining elevetor
czcams.com/video/vRlm5f7MS8g/video.html
The combination of these absurd scenarios mixed with a game thst takes itself as seriously as tarkov is peak
Using the Starbalm in the presence of mosquitoes is perfect
amazing work as usual tarkin, love the content! inspired me to make tarkov blender stuff myself
Holy shit that ramiel edit
Ramiel best girl 🔷🔷🔷
SCP's in the Labs would be a funny joke
Truly the most underrated channel ❤
Ramiel's High Energy Cannon Spec
DMG: 1.11566×10¹⁹ (approximate from the scene where Lyell obliterated a third of the mountain., based on the energy content of a 12.7x108mm B-32: 19,230 J. (Of course, the amount of energy does not = damage or penetrating power, so these figures are for reference.)
Penetration: 5.3944×10¹⁸ (same as above)
Armor damage: 5.3944×10¹⁸ (same as above)
Accuracy: +100%
Recoil: -100%
Shattering: 0%
Light Bleeding: -100% (because it burns)
Heavy Bleeding: -100
Projection Speed: 2.99×10⁸ (assuming near light speed)
Dude never dissapoints.
I always thought hallucinations would be a great mechanic to add to drug/stim dependency.
This is how I imagined cultists poison to work
This feels like something you'd expect to experience in your average borderlands game.
This would be a cool skill.... I mean seriously, that the higher level you get, your character starts suffering from physiological trauma.
when I saw the floating pipe I was like: Don't you dare! hahah
I don't play this game so it took me until the tennis court to realize these were all animated lol
2:03 ah, construct Xi, my beloved
that metal pipe got me
Damn, if this guy is not employed in 3D animation already, this is an amazing portfolio
that evangelion clip was terrifying
Damn a singleplayer SCP game with Tarkov gameplay and tension (plus progressive upgrades after successful extractions from whatever scuffed situation) would be so cool
0:22 this is my suggestion idea to tarkov community and you made it happen tarkin , Thank you so much. I wish this idea come true in the game
The last one is terrifying.
*Screaming geometrically*
Why are you so good at this??? Tarkov needs more SCP encounters. Imagine opening a previously locked or blocked door and finding a statue that will kill you or some shit.
these are getting better and better they should make an update with some of these it would look soo trippy xo
0:06 i was waiting to see the prone guy float into view
We just need someone to go through and make all of this man's videos into mods for spt
i just realized that if tarkov had come out in the early to mid 2000s Tarkin would be doing a machinima series instead of these great videos
that was fucking awesome i havent seen something this refreshingly creative in a while. like a mint for my dying brain
i absolutely loved the evangelion reference
absolute PTSD from 0:09
Some of these would be spectacular in-game events.
Great work once again Sir Tark In
oh my goddd the evangelion edit is insane
arena breakout will never have something crazy like this
*screams geometrically*
Отсылка на СБЭУ комара - это мощно))
Unhinged Edition looking so attractive damn
Gonna need to call Shinji n Rei for that last one 😂
flashbang tennis goes hard ngl
I need to smoke more before watching this for full effect
1:25 FUCK YEAHHH!!
that last one was somewhat horrifying since i know absolutely nothing about it
Bro even Ramiel is trying to escape from Tarkov
You know its going to be a good weekend when tarkin uploads
Ramiel about to breach hideout central dogma (stash). LCL literally just a storing liquid, it stands for Loot Caching Liquid
the last one is scary af 💀