The gaze he gives to the pinata and then slowly turns his head and stares at the bat is truly terrifying. And I like how pinatas are slowly just starting to become llamas.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Benny: "wtf am I supposed to do with this, thanks I guess?" *Carries out piñata.* Benny, *whilst slowly turning to the bat* : "I understand everything now..."
I have never sensed murderous intentions from Benny before.
Even when he smacked the shit outa people with popcorn bags lmao
Yep
You've never looked deep into those eyes before then.
Welcome to chicago
I’m the 1000th like
announcer: "HE'S HARMLESS!"
BENNY: "HE'S FILLED WITH CANDY!"
can someone tell me what whiffleball is
@@maxwales2675 those white trainer baseballs for little kids they have holes in them so that’s why their called whiffle balls
I guess a cannibal could call it candy.
Piñata:no I’m not candy
Including his intestines
Bruh I can't imagine how fun it would be to be one of these mascots 😂
I hope the job is as fun as it looks.
@@valenciageode25 do you like to be able to Ragdoll yourself and just be silly infront of thousands of people ya probably fun
I don't know about the pinata doh
also the incredible pay
"doom music starts playing"
RIP AND TEAR THROUGH PINATAS
And those who tasted the bite of his blade called him, the Bull Slayer
didn’t sound like doom music lol
The way he just looks at the bat and then at the piñata lol
That slow squat has me in knots
He's like I know what I half to do now
@@averyantelope8673 have
@@averyantelope8673 no way you just said half😂
That pinata was shaking like a stripper 😆
The gaze he gives to the pinata and then slowly turns his head and stares at the bat is truly terrifying. And I like how pinatas are slowly just starting to become llamas.
They look cute in that costume😍😍😍😍😍and funny😍😂😂
This is all Fortnite to blame
fortnite
Benny: I now have THE POWER TO DESTROY U
You forgot the part when he lower his knees like he’s waiting for the pitcher😅
“HELP IM BEING CHASED!”
everyone: laughinf
“Good, Good, Let the hate flow through you”
“BENNY YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS!”
yes he must
But I do
@@christopherdebonis8078 and why is that
Monke
@@BrokenRealm17 they have given me the choice of life and death...and I choose DEATH!!
"He's harmless Benny"
Benny: *As the founding fathers intended*
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
@@iliapachulia9012 Thank you brothern
@@iliapachulia9012 40 pounder loaded with grape shot for home defense against the Brit’s
@@iliapachulia9012 I saw that video too
"The deed has been passed down on me and I must do it"
That stance before he ran at him put chills on me 😂
Benny got them Chicago instincts
Yes sir
Fr
the reporter was like a dad
“come on benny!”
“hes harmless!”
"But I'm not"
@@Its_me_6 Benny’s inner bull came out
Then I imagine Tommy hawk comes out next and is like "Benny, take the fucking hockey stick. That bat won't do shit"
Benny you don’t need to do this
“Uhh I need to because I need more candy”
“He’s harmless Benny!”
Benny: *exactly*
;-;
Underrated comment lol
LOL
😂
“He’s harmless Benny!”
Benny:And I took that personally
This is probably the most Chicago thing ive seen today
ya lol 😂
That’s what im saying
Nah he don’t got the 9
I love Chicago my city
Only difference is he did not shoot him 8 times in the head
It’s ironic that the song at the end is called “The Benny Hills Theme”
Damn nice detail in the vid
TF2 Scout: “Batter Up!”
"Violence Was Never an answer, it was an Question.... and the answer is *Yes"*
- Benny
I thought it went “violence isn’t the answer, it’s the question, and the answer is yes
@@muninn.l it does, lol
Who made that quote btw? The only person I remember saying it was techno
@@muninn.l Want me to change it?
@@animesenpai135 honestly up to you it’s fine either ways. I mean it’s just a CZcams comment not a college essay lol.
The look on benny’s eyes can easily leave somebody in shock
Announcer: he is harmless
Benny: my evil spirit has released
Also love that one of the mascots is base ball when it's a basketball game
I have no idea why this brings me so much joy
“Benny he’s harmless”
Benny: which is why it will be so…FUN
"GIMME MY DAMN CANDY, STOP RUNNING"
Legend has it he’s still chasing the donkey.
The bulls face had me 😭 when he looked at the bat then the Pin yada
The slow turn to the bat “I know what i must do” lmao
I like how he looks at the piñata then the bat and says, “I know what I have to do”
“But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it”
@@kac6466 bruh
@@kac6466 lmao
Exactly
"come on benny,
hes harmless!"
*"But im not"*
“ I know what I have to do and I have the strength to do it”
“BENNY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS!”
This had me laughing for a solid minute
Ya me to
Same lol
Me too
Same I was rolling
The way he looked at the bat like "I know what I must do..."
“I’m sorry little one”
@@idk_n_idc0_0 lol
I wanna put some dirt in your eyes
@@rbxguy7088 and why lmao
And I know I have the strength to do it
i love how benny slowly looks back😭🙏🏼
I got OCD when we didn’t unwrap the bat all the way
He
Same bro.
Same
I hate you
This
The way he looked at the bat when he saw the piñata he knew what to do
He didnt knew who he was
He didnt knew where he was
He didnt even knew his purpose
All he knew what had to be done....
RIP AND TEAR!!!!
The way he looked at the piñata and the bat was hilarious
Lmao the way he turned and looked at the bat when he saw the piñata Benny is one of the biggest menaces in our world 🤣🤣
When he started chasing the piñata, I swear I have never laughed so hard 🤣
No shit
“Benny he’s harmless”
Benny:I wake up in the morning I got murder on my mind
I got another bat and hit him two more times
This is why he been banned from bats XD
The llama knows he’s screwed once he see’s the bat
The way the piñata runs is so hilarious 😂 I love it
"Slowley looks at the bat"
Slowly*
Oh I didn't meant it
@@robobolox8497 it's fine haha just a typo!
@@Aftxnfxmily1983 it's slowley
@@whoisomogged5637 it's slowly
Announcer: "Benny NO!!"
Benny: "Benny YES!!"
Dragon Ball abridged refrence
@@mikeosayawe4348 or a SpongeBob reference
@@Darkflame1423 hmmmm dragon ball abridged reference
nice 😹😹😹😹😹
@@mikeosayawe4348 I’m going with SpongeBob
Benny slowly looking st the bat in his hand after the piñata comes out is hilarious.
The way Benny looked at the bat with a murderous stare
"Benny no!"
Benny: *Benny yes.*
This is even funnier when you know that Benny the bull has a history of violence.
You wrong for dat bruh
@@SadisticSpartan Pretty sure theres videos about it, so not really.
@@shiturselfxx 😔It’s not meaning that he is actually wrong just that it’s messed up
Did all the Chicago mascots come out for Bennys birthday? That’s adorable as fuck !
Yeahh bears , Cubs , Fire FC , White sox , blackhawks and even Illini mascot was there lol
He cured the guy that doesent miss shots
the pinata prob like “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”
True😅
Narrator:"HES HARMLESS"
Benny: "i miss the part where thats my problem"
The music never gets old🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Benny’s head: *murdermurdermurdermurder murdermurdertime*
He looked at that bat and thought.. "I know what I must do."
Villain origin story lmao
Benny literally was like “I know what I must do”
(Shit this comment doin numbers)
"And have the strength to do it"
"And i, will do it."
"Right now"
*war cries and swings bat*
@@justbeingme5628 *ptsd starts to build up as he tunnel visions with pure rage*
Benny: I want to get all the Candy out
Pinata: oh no I'm out of here! 😰
"He's Harmless!"
Benny woke up and chose VIOLENCE 😂😂☠️
His Sudden Realization When He realizes what he must do is Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Piñata be like: “BENNY WE CAN TALK THIS OUT”
Benny face when he see the pinata and looks back at the bat made me crying and lqughihg
“I want candy”
“But Benny”
“I want that candy”
“Benny, you don’t have to do this” got me dying
"It was at this moment that the person wearing the pinata costume knew he f*cked up"
Congrats u made me laugh
Congrats you made me and jellybeanzachaties laugh
@@jellomarchello2000 yes
@@Man.handles-suck yes
@@jellomarchello2000 yes
Legends say that Benny is still chasing the pinata 😂😂
He understood the assignment
I love it when the bull just looks back slowley and rund after it I WAS DYING IN LAUGHTER THE HOLE TIME
Bro 😂😂
I like when he looks at the bat like “😔 i know what i must do”
Nice copy
@@ghostthewolf3436 what
"I know what I must do," *grips bat tighter* "and I DO have the strength to do it!"
@@KorGarrot lol
The fact he looked at the bat then back at the piñata is so funny😂😂
The way Benny looked at the bat was priceless. Today he has chosen violence! 🤣🤣
"He's harmless!"
Well I'm not
the way he looks slowly at the bat and then crouches down had me die’en 🤣🤣🤣
Benny:*confused asf*
Them:*brings a birthday piñata*
Benny:*Dark and Murderous aura emits*
Benny's natural instincts came out
"You dont have to do this benny"
Benny: "I know I don't HAVE to do it but I really wanna"
Benny: and I kinda have the power to destroy them
😂😂😂
That would be my response😂😂👌
"He's HARMLESS!"
"Damn. Sucks to be him."
Benny knows his objective once he sees the piñata and the stick.
He looked at the bat and the bat was like "you are the chosen one" lol
Benny: "wtf am I supposed to do with this, thanks I guess?"
*Carries out piñata.*
Benny, *whilst slowly turning to the bat* : "I understand everything now..."
When Benny’s true intentions come out.
The way the pinata runs 😂
Benny’s face was perfect
The emotions that Benny shows is amazing like u see the evil grin after he looks back at the bat
Yes sir Benny I'm supposed to be sleeping but I can't and it's a school night 😂🌉
Benny is a menace😹
The way he chases his piñata like he’s saying “ I WANT MEH PIÑATA!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ah what my recommended brings me
also I saw this clip on ifunny
I AM LAUGHING MY FACE OFF THIS IS SO FUNNY
@@Rachel-ug3fh me to who TF uses ifunny
Bruh people still use ifunny??
ifunny??
@@pookie7119 that's what I said iFunny hasn't been used in years
The way he looks at the bat tho 💀🤣 and then look at him, he knew what he had to do
Benny the bull and Benny jr have to be the funniest two mascots
The crowd is just casually sitting there like it's normal
“HE’S HARMLESS”🤣🤣🤣
The slow look back to the bat makes me laugh every time
When Benny looked at the bat I already knew it was the end for the pinata
The Bulls are my favorite team, and I love Benny is my 2nd favorite mascot right behind The Spur’s mascot.
“He’s harmless”
Benny: he may be harmless but I’m not
Edit: thanks for the likes
“He may be innocent but I’m not”
*doom music intensifies*
Don Don Dooonnn
Np
Can't resist the urges
“HE’S HARMLESS” but Benny isnt
The way Benny looked at the bat like "I know what I must do."
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The music just made it so much more hilarious
I just about died laughing when benny hill music played when the chase started 😂 🤣