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This man has changed my world... I swear to God... These compliments are brilliant, THEY ARE SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY... the 3 course meal of sartorial divinity landed so well... IT WAS LIKE THEY BOTH HAD A CUP OF COFFEE. Seriously, my eyes are filling with water. If I ever have a son, I would make him compliment strangers all day... to teach true humility and respect for fellow man/woman.
Troy Hawke’s talent for what he does is off the scale. He never disappoints. “A triumvirate of wonderful verbal flourishes!” Where did Troy study? It had to be either Oxford or Cambridge!
I watch you every morning before i start my day an i must say i always have the best day,, just giving someone a compliment and being so positive is the best thing ever to kick start a morning .. thank you troy!! I must say sir, you are the epitamy of exellence an you glide with an elegent stride!! Have at it good sir !!
Been a Fan/subscriber since the moment I saw the video of you telling Del Boy (Chisora) he was looking like a dangerous table cloth. Keep up the marvellous work you fine specimen.
Oscar Wilde, Noel Coward, Mark Twain... Troy is on a higher level completely. The ingenuity and witticisms are so supreme that to say that they're off the scale would be to insult the very idea that they could be quantifiable in the first place. 👏
I think the german like sentence structure may have been lost on Billy but I very much enjoyed. He was more real than the woman who thought FranchiZee was your name.
When I was collecting football stickers back in the 80's everyone had about 3 of him as swaps. So he and Ivan Golac I have no time for. So that , probably.
I could see his eyes in the intelligent one becoming glassed over, him fantasising and excited when you mentioned goats. It's a shame you couldn't have filmed the goat that was was in his mind. It would have been worried. Very worried.
I KNEW IT! Franchisee- AKA human clone!!!!! I hope that means that you won't be perturbed at the news that I am currently writing/ illustrating a murder mystery and was very much hoping that one of the characters will bear some resemblance to your Nivenesque Fizzog. No plagiarism intended, only fond homage-ness of the highest respect, and as the "you" here is already a breach of copyright of the "you" in previous iterations, and the original "you" probably grown in a lab from samples of Jan Molby. I trust that you'll take it as the compliment that it is intended to be. Your countenance is a gift to the caricaturist, so many changes of weather per clip; a mood smorgasbord, and you have such a highly expressive nose. Not many people can boast that. I would say that it probably doesn't matter as the book won't go anywhere anyway, (I'm just a wannabe writer) but I daren't display such a half- empty glass in present company! FRANCHISEE is an anagram of FACE SHRINE- could take that as a sign?!
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“Chew up all the grass” ffs totally got me 😂😂
😂😂😂💯
I'm still laughing
😂
Billy the goat looking round thinking “ please let me see someone to go over too “ 😂😂😂
“Frachisee? Is that your name?” That killed me lol
She's the clever one from that herd
@@sartemisa1 herd* 😬
@@_banja woooord. Cheers, dog
I missed that
Someone is getting called Franchise tomorrow
Redknapp overwhelmed by the Troy Hawke experience. All who have been fortunate to cross paths with the Hawkester can fully relate. 💜
I'm not sure Billy the Goat can!
"chew up all the grass"
Brilliant.
This man has changed my world... I swear to God... These compliments are brilliant, THEY ARE SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY... the 3 course meal of sartorial divinity landed so well... IT WAS LIKE THEY BOTH HAD A CUP OF COFFEE. Seriously, my eyes are filling with water. If I ever have a son, I would make him compliment strangers all day... to teach true humility and respect for fellow man/woman.
Billy got rinsed bless him
Troy Hawke’s talent for what he does is off the scale. He never disappoints.
“A triumvirate of wonderful verbal flourishes!”
Where did Troy study?
It had to be either Oxford or Cambridge!
He read books in his mother's basement.
Why?
He actually ate the concise oxford dictionary
He was home schooled and didnt leave the house until he was in his 30’s. Might still live there for all i know
I think that was a joke. He's not really been raised in a basement...@@Jackspiring
Absolutely impeccable shoulders back and smash it love this man 😅
Amazing that Troy keeps the compliments fresh, pure artistic brilliance. 💜 the work.
You make jack grealish look like Steve ogrizivic. Never change la never change .
At last, someone who not only knows Jan but has played with him! It had to be the Jnr Redknapp.
How on earth have I only just discovered this guy… he is hilarious, smouldering like the 6th of November. Love it 😎😂
Billy the goat still processing...
Billy the Goat - that's his going out tracksuit - he plays tennis in a tuxedo
Thank you.. when life gets alittle too much for me , you help to put it all into prospective... ❤
Billy the Goat….he tells people that us his name. These people walk amongst us 😢
One of the only CZcams channels I click Like first, then watch the video. An absolute master in what he does.
Love Troy you bring joy
Still savaged Billy the Goat 😅
'chew up all the grass'
Magical stuff! Glad to see you back at it!
you had me at "verbal flourishes"
🤣 My favourite channel on CZcams, it just gets better and better.
Oyvind Leonhardsen is second in command. Never forget that. Shoulders back
Day brightened, mission accomplished.
I watch you every morning before i start my day an i must say i always have the best day,, just giving someone a compliment and being so positive is the best thing ever to kick start a morning .. thank you troy!! I must say sir, you are the epitamy of exellence an you glide with an elegent stride!! Have at it good sir !!
*epitome
Thank you professor words !! 😊
You have just killed all of your viewers, with laughter. "Chew up, all the grass!". Marvellous 👍
Brilliant!
Just brilliant! Never change, Troy! And say hi to Jan for me x
Billy heading for a convo with Howard the Duck.
Billy the goat was shooketh
He's back!! Chew up all the grass!
Beautiful, dog. Keep up the good work
I feel like he may have given too much credit to Billy the Goat 😄
Been a Fan/subscriber since the moment I saw the video of you telling Del Boy (Chisora) he was looking like a dangerous table cloth.
Keep up the marvellous work you fine specimen.
So you've been a fan for a week then, you're saying
Three days 😂
@@craigevans8912 Your math skills are impeccable sir!
Man Billy The Goat seemed as out of his mind as a ghost
Marvelous.🤣
Oscar Wilde, Noel Coward, Mark Twain... Troy is on a higher level completely. The ingenuity and witticisms are so supreme that to say that they're off the scale would be to insult the very idea that they could be quantifiable in the first place. 👏
The increments on such a scale should be described as "Troy's".
Or better still, Troys
@@christianwithers7335 these increments belong to Troy.
Or FranchiZees
Talk normal you lot.
Chew up all the grass😂😂😂😂
Hawke’s new fans: looking up the definition of “sartorial”
He needs to meet Russell Brand ,that would be epic
Russell Brand fell into his own self absorbed hole and now shills himself out to conspiracy nuts.
I wouldn't inflict that on anyone!
Are you Burnley fans 😂😂
What a stupendous man is Troy
0:56 Gold lmao.
Techno Viking 😂
my fav channel
Is this the bloke from the danger danger high voltage song?
Billy the Goat confused by the Greeters Guild compliments.
Chew up all the grass.
Troy you really are a veritable flosculation of immaculately prescribed loggorhea
I think the german like sentence structure may have been lost on Billy but I very much enjoyed. He was more real than the woman who thought FranchiZee was your name.
techno vikin
I’ve lost you 😂
He is ace
Ouch Troy. What did Steve Ogrizovic do to deserve that? 😂
When I was collecting football stickers back in the 80's everyone had about 3 of him as swaps. So he and Ivan Golac I have no time for. So that , probably.
Coventry legend
Billy the goat didn’t want to leave , he was milking the adulation.
I could see his eyes in the intelligent one becoming glassed over, him fantasising and excited when you mentioned goats. It's a shame you couldn't have filmed the goat that was was in his mind. It would have been worried. Very worried.
Brill
Heyyy Troy🙋♀️🖐🖐🖐
That is a reach out and grab ya top and I don't mind it
Absolutely ragged that Billy the goat all over the place 🤣🤣🤣 only words he knows are mandem and bro LOL
Troy must love having more than twice the number of braincells than all of the other braincells combined in that room
I KNEW IT! Franchisee- AKA human clone!!!!! I hope that means that you won't be perturbed at the news that I am currently writing/ illustrating a murder mystery and was very much hoping that one of the characters will bear some resemblance to your Nivenesque Fizzog. No plagiarism intended, only fond homage-ness of the highest respect, and as the "you" here is already a breach of copyright of the "you" in previous iterations, and the original "you" probably grown in a lab from samples of Jan Molby. I trust that you'll take it as the compliment that it is intended to be. Your countenance is a gift to the caricaturist, so many changes of weather per clip; a mood smorgasbord, and you have such a highly expressive nose. Not many people can boast that. I would say that it probably doesn't matter as the book won't go anywhere anyway, (I'm just a wannabe writer) but I daren't display such a half- empty glass in present company! FRANCHISEE is an anagram of FACE SHRINE- could take that as a sign?!
oops someone that played with jan molby, nearly got found out there troy:)
Are you Burnley fans 😅
exactly 10x the amount of followers I have. I hope to one day be as suave as you.
But both have more followers than Jesus had 😂
@@johng7304 lol
Thank you sweat Jesus, not for our daily bread, but for giving us Sir Troy of Hawke 🙏
You burnley fans 😂😂
Gotta love the cognitive discomfort big words cause GenZ.
What even is this??
Are you Burnley fans hahahhaa
Billy the goat was deff not on the list!
Shoulders back. Sir. You smashed it.
Billy’s attention span was less than that of a goldfish.
Billy the Fish pmsl