@@IbrahimMa207hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀
I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie
Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼
Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!
the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀
Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.
My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or B. do the thug shake or C. Both (the best one in my opinion)
When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy
I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.
Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10 1. Thinks he's Markiplier 2. Subliminal messaging through hair 3. "Shoutout Gratz" 4. Addiction to alcohol 5. Something about a clown caravan? 6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning
Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
“shoutout Gratz” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
(2:58)
This is the best quote ever spelled on a ken video, and I still dont understand how gratz is still on youtube after the stuff he did
@@frango4152 he did that years ago im sure he is a changed man now
@@IbrahimMa207 gratz in here with his alt account im dead
@@IbrahimMa207Hey gratz how you doing
@@IbrahimMa207hell nah dude Wtf. Imagine telling that to his victim 💀 yeah, he just changed now 🥺. gratz literally does everything in his power to hide his past and not address it. having an groomer in the clash royale community which is popular with younger viewers is terrible. And it's not like a normal "mistake", you cannot casually groom a minor 💀
Ken literally giving us a step by step guide to alchoholism
#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup
*excited
Best video I’ve seen from him yet
I loved the part when ken forced the Evolved Valkyrie to suck him up while the firecracker blows him out from the back because he was being sucked so hard by the Valkyrie
Hey pal. Pfff where do i even start?🤔 First of all; Great comment, good structure and most important of all... it’s made with passion😁 Keep up the good work, over and out, Dattebayo 🗣‼
Take ze meds immediately
You're not funny "blud". You just need help
@shaggyplays_minecraft4994this comment right here peak brain rot, hope your parents are proud
Mfs forgot this is CZcams
2:58 probably in the top 10 ken quotes of all time
2:58
No, stop this, you just made me happy, now im so sad
@@dc_arni2003so funny how he laughs before saying it, and you can tell he just thought it up
@@SimSummer ermm.. what
Shout out gratz is crazy, even for a person who will be oiling up and dancing to crazy frog
I’ll take an oiled up dude over a dude going after kids any day
@@Dsandles47 What about both as 1 person?
@@dc_arni2003 did gratz oil up?
"Shout-out to Gratz" Top Ten Quotes Of All Time
Ken calling out gratz was unexpected ,but needed. Not a lot of other yters have called him out on it and he still gets loads of view
What did gratz do?
@@deku_0036long story short edp445
@@deku_0036 he found out where major cloog lives
@@deku_0036 He had an other CR CZcams channel and he was exposed as a pedophile. He abandoned/deleted it and created Gratz
Boss regrets that he said too much about gratz
“Wrestling on the bed” I did not expect that, and bursted out laughing as my brother said “ you sure they aren’t doing smt else?”
And he was commentating it? Absolutely wild
shout of gratz was so unexpected and so fucking funny
#soexitedtoseekenlatheredup
I loved the part where Ken challenged Gratz to an oily wrestling match in a lava arena
Ken oiling up on 15:17
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This was a great Ken video, i love how he explained a thought provoking story but my one complaint is the lack of oiling up.
love the part where he played with his log on the fircracker
*in
3:01
The valkyrie gyrated as the log went through her as well.
My fav thing about this guy is that he just talks about his life experiences while providing gameplay. Glad I stumbled across this channel
In Germany we're allowed to buy and consume wine and beer at the age of 16. I love Germany.
Germans get a bad reputation for being serious. Probably from all those Nazi stereotypes from WWII movies. But give a German a beer and let the fun unfold!
@@youtubeviolatedme7123 I guess every country has it's fair share of idiots and arseholes. I'm just here to not contribute to that number xD
Eh, underage drinking can have a lot of negative effects.
here in guatemala u start drinking at 14 or even younger bc its so easy to get alcohol lol.
@@ChaseJonas75 thanks for reminding us dad
the way you described getting drunk for the first time is exactly what happened to me at 17, except i drank 11 shots and after an hour i threw up and passed out💀
hearing the story about drinking for the first time as an eastern european was pretty amusing.
been uploading a lot ken, proud of you, been loving the long videos recently, been looking forward to them every morning. thank you big dawg 😘
"what do you do for a living?"
"abuse broken cards"
"bully kids online"
"asking kids to smash like and subscribe"
"oil myself up"
Kid named broken cards
@@EhmedCousCous 💀
Ken possessed an undeniable magnetism that drew people in effortlessly. With a rugged jawline framed by a hint of stubble, his piercing gaze held a mixture of confidence and warmth that could make hearts skip a beat. His tousled dark hair fell in just the right way, adding to his air of casual sophistication.Oh my dear Kenny Daddy I couldn't imagine a day without gazing at your pictures for hours and hours at days and emptying my sack completely
But it wasn't just his striking features that made Ken irresistible; it was the way he moved with a fluid grace, each step exuding a quiet confidence that commanded attention. Whether he was strumming his guitar, his fingers dancing across the strings with precision, or simply flashing his trademark grin that could light up the darkest of rooms, Ken had a way of making everyone around him feel alive. Especially me , whenever I heard his name I just couldn't control myself I had to touch myself until I couldn't anymore because both of my arms got cramps
His voice was like velvet, smooth and soothing, yet with an underlying intensity that hinted at hidden depths. When he spoke, it was with a quiet charisma that left people hanging on his every word, his voice was so soothing and relaxing that just by hearimg him you would buss 12 times thats the exact number of nuts you need to empty your sack
In a city filled with beautiful faces and captivating personalities, Ken stood out not just for his looks, but for the way he made others feel when they were around him. He was more than just sexy; he was intoxicating, a force of nature that left a lasting impression on everyone he met.
doing backflips on it
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“Hello my name is Markaplier”😂 0:01😊
This is one of the better videos you had, I think its more entertaining when there is a story as opposed to just yapping
My Kennethie, you don't need more than 1% of your brain to realize that you need to
A. Oil up and swing it like a helicopter or
B. do the thug shake or
C. Both (the best one in my opinion)
OMG CAPYBARA!!!
This isn't carterpcs
@@panosrobs9749 so are you trying to say that you dont want Ken to do the thug shake?
@@CapyMakesVideos No, ofc not
@@panosrobs9749 yea, thats what I thought
as soon as ken said "the zone" i got full on ptsd cool to know my favourite clasher lives in the same state as me
Bro, your videos are so f****** entertaining! I love how you deconect your brain from the game and you still destroy them :)))
When i first saw this channel I clicked on one of your videos and watched it not thinking much of it bc I don’t really watch cr but seeing the decks you use and the way you play and just talk about your daily life just makes me happy
Glad we got another story time, my favorite types of vids from Ken
OH I THOUGHT HE SAID "GRADS" AS IN GRADUATES...
Damn Gratz
I love it when Ken gives his big hard gun to level 15 firecracker
bro's drunk phase unlocked gear 5th
love your videos your commentary and good gameplay makes my food 10x better
Ken ruins my day daily because he isn’t oiled up
I loved the part where Ken violated the copyright law by using someone else's name
“i had like 6….. all of those shots, and i was basically fine”😭😭
Normal: Mayor of yapsville
Evolved: president of yapistan
I really love Ken's stories. It also induces this urge to oil up deep within me.
Ah leavers, every Australian teenager's right of passage to alcoholism. Great times
I like the part when Ken says "EVERYTHING IS KENPOSSIBLE" then does a cartwheel and licks the toes of the valkyrie
I'm glad you had good friends who looked out for you on your first drinking adventure. Nothing wrong with getting emotional during a binge. It's better than going into a rage and punching holes through everything.
Thats not markiplier
11:27 this is such a better teacher for avoiding alcohol than the hangover part
me watching from Denmark thinking its normal to drink at 14 years old.
Ken will start the next video saying "he who shall moisturizes thyself ought to be a sigma male" and rips of his tank top
Father Ken's Unhinged levels 7/10
1. Thinks he's Markiplier
2. Subliminal messaging through hair
3. "Shoutout Gratz"
4. Addiction to alcohol
5. Something about a clown caravan?
6. Succumbs to despair and alcohol poisoning
Not Ken promoting alcohol💀
I thought he was gonna flip me off at the end
ken is using 5% of his brain because he uses 95% on how not to oil up infront of us
tahariaz is using 5% of their brain to spell "in front" incorrectly
Man leavers was the best, everyone's got a crazy story. It's a rite of passage for Australian teenagers.
ken needs to get sponsored by keeps fr fr
“Shoutout gratz”
“Freshly 18”
Ken is killing me with these references😭
I love the part where Ken used 100 % of his brain and oiled up
the minecraft music at the end of each vid just makes me want ken to do a play through even more
I don't need Ken to do my daily juicing, but his face definitely helps.
I loved the way how Ken shoved his giant chicken inside the firecrakcer's firecracker.
“I was watching 2 of my friends wrestle on the bed”-Kennethy 2024
Bro really just began the video with claiming he's Markiplier
Ur story telling video turn into my everyday thing now it so relaxing
W music and w story love you man
i loved when ken got oiled up for evolved valkrie
Thank god nobody exploited Ken when he was a drunk man
He just doesn't remember but he was Diddied
The Monster Logo on his head I think clearly shows how much of a gamer Ken is
Bro just casually VIOLATING gratz💀
I feel like Kens bald spot is slowly spelling out a message for us. Today it says "A"
Ken wants the duchess to go crazy on him
Ken literally invented having game content next to some random ass irl content
I loved the part where ken oiled up for the firecracker
I loved the outro where ken started singing im just ken
Ken is my favorite story time youtuber
came for the story, stayed for the story, came
i love part where ken oils up and drinks vodka
next video ken will not
have a maid costume on with honey all on his body
Damn, markiplier just got EVEN sexier.
Had a lil mental breakdown, then remembered I hadn't watched Ken's daily vid, thanks for the quick pick-me-up.
It took him 5 minutes to say he went back to the caravan
ken usually doesn’t use his brain so this is truly a moment
You kept defending the goblin hut but the new tower troop counters them 100%😂
i can hear crazy frog playing ken , you know what to do.
Everyday I wake up and look forward to a Ken video
I cannot believe that kennybear is pregnant 🫃 congratulations 🎉🎉🎉
I like your videos because its like a mini podcast
Unc always has the most immaculate yap seshs
last video for him was such a delightful day he had to do this video now
mad respect for the first dude for not running a maxed level 15 x2 evo bullshit deck
Best story ever told by Ken
Bro's gonna be crowned Emperor of the Yapsburgs
Ken I think u should title ur vid what your gonna yap about if you have a topic in mind witch is interesting and fun like this - I think a lot of people watch for ur yap idk tho but I love it keep it up 👍
"I do not condone underage drinking"
*laughs in German*
Bro you cannot end on a story about a happy memory with Minecraft music
fun fact, Ken still goes down south every year to the Zone...
5 % of his brain - drinking and yapping
at this point i think I’m here for the stories.
im so glad my favorite youtuber jackesptieye posted today
ken touched me in my no no zone in the zone
loved the part when markiplier invaded his recording and started giving him oiled up belly rubs
i couldnt comprehend what ken was saying for the first 30 seconds
I predict Ken will have hair next video and will not go bald
“shoutout gratz” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Us: whats the most powerful card in cr
Supercell: credit
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
i love this
Cap
I hate hands lil bro
I loved the part when Ken was oiled up in a tight Speedo while Macklemore was throwing money at him