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  • Fighter pilot reacts to STEALTH (2005) starring Jessica Biel and some other people.
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  • @FoxWithTheAngels
    @FoxWithTheAngels Před 4 lety +394

    For a movie called "Stealth" they sure get locked onto alot.

    • @jackstecker5796
      @jackstecker5796 Před 3 lety +1

      There's one target I'd lock on to, if you know what I mean.
      I know its sophomoric, but Jessica Biel is a smokeshow, so....

    • @sharathvasudev
      @sharathvasudev Před 3 lety +7

      @@jackstecker5796 😂😂😂.
      btw isn't it in the plot of the movie where their heat signatures are given to Russians to shoot them down

    • @ig33ku
      @ig33ku Před rokem +1

      Mostly based on Yukikaze's AI story arc with Rei is what i feel.

    • @blkfld7850
      @blkfld7850 Před rokem

      💀💀

  • @agp11001
    @agp11001 Před 4 lety +685

    Two things the movie does right: Jessica Biel in a bikini and I like the design of the planes.

    • @KingreX32
      @KingreX32 Před 4 lety +52

      The Talons were coolass looking planes.

    • @AlexeyHD90
      @AlexeyHD90 Před 4 lety +35

      Yeah, they were really nice designed, with those movable, forward sweep, switchblade wings, but I like EDI a bit more than the Talon... it looks alien

    • @MrJuicekrew
      @MrJuicekrew Před 4 lety +12

      Looks like the VFX people played Dropship on the PS2. Virtual clone of the 'Assualt' Dropship in the game, sans folding wings.

    • @smalliesmalls9601
      @smalliesmalls9601 Před 4 lety +6

      OriginalTharios The planes are kinda grounded, rule of cool would be like Macross or some shit

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 Před 4 lety +3

      @OriginalTharios I would put her ina top 100. That picture of her naked sitting in the sink? One of the all time greats.

  • @g_dmitri
    @g_dmitri Před 4 lety +474

    "...clean, almost like an inside job.." *gives the look*
    I love this guy.

  • @alexshmalex
    @alexshmalex Před 4 lety +337

    "Eagle guys like this stuff... everyone else..." I think most viewers missed that one. Solid gold! :D

  • @seatedliberty
    @seatedliberty Před 4 lety +312

    I was drinking some pink lemonade when you said "they've gone to plaid". In addition to causing a pink mist incident, you may now add "Mover ruins keyboards" to your resume.

  • @OKTechCrafter
    @OKTechCrafter Před 4 lety +420

    "If only JDAMs existed in the future..." lol

    • @snakevenom56
      @snakevenom56 Před 4 lety +25

      @RingSight91 I haven't even watched the movie in years and I remember most of that. But thats the problem of watching clips with no context, I guess

    • @Doc_Hawk
      @Doc_Hawk Před 4 lety +11

      Yeah the context of the movie, which he missed was "It wouldn't work properly so nose dive to add velocity"

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov Před 4 lety +5

      @RingSight91 But why wouldn't the rocket just flying straight downwards with its own engines penetrate the building?

    • @djsonicc
      @djsonicc Před 4 lety +12

      @@The_Viktor_Reznov Because...the movie needs to happen.

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Před 3 lety +2

      @@The_Viktor_Reznov for whatever reason they used a bomb model as a missile in the earlier scene, but it was a gravity bomb in the building scene. No rocket motor apparently.

  • @AWZool
    @AWZool Před 4 lety +189

    Notice that ALL bad guy pilots has black visors to cover their entire face, while good guy pilots has transparent.

  • @shyla7722
    @shyla7722 Před 4 lety +263

    "Even has an alien rifle"
    Germany is close enough to being alien

    • @MrMaxStalsky
      @MrMaxStalsky Před 4 lety +25

      Shy'la eagle eye! That’s a military HK G36. Why whey didn’t took a G11? It looks more futuristic.

    • @jingfanyu5815
      @jingfanyu5815 Před 4 lety +8

      @@MrMaxStalsky yeah, G11 :an alien clock which can even shot bullet!!

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis Před 4 lety +4

      @@MrMaxStalsky g11 doesnt look american enought.

    • @sergarlantyrell7847
      @sergarlantyrell7847 Před 4 lety +7

      @@MrMaxStalsky Damn Kraut space magic gun!

    • @lawrencebrewer8769
      @lawrencebrewer8769 Před 4 lety +6

      Yeah, we found an alien ship a few years ago, reverse engineered and assimilated their tech ;-)

  • @magnus_bd6185
    @magnus_bd6185 Před 4 lety +164

    "Stealth aircraft flying so low " This statement technically roasted the whole movie !!!

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 4 lety +18

      The real latest military technology is boring from a movie perspective. That's why there are few modern military movies and even fewer close to accurate modern military movies.

    • @gronank
      @gronank Před 4 lety +12

      The intended replacement for the A-10 is the F-35. Just sayin'

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 Před 4 lety +7

      @@gronank it's cheaper to render a stealth airplane.
      Still... I can se a future where all aircrafts are stealth... even the attack once.
      Well... swedish JAS 39 E kind of is a pseudo stealth attack plane.

    • @cancelanime1507
      @cancelanime1507 Před 4 lety +1

      orlock20 That’s not actually true

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 4 lety +2

      @@cancelanime1507 Weapon sensors and weapons are dumbed down in modern conflict scenes while the various sides are shown in the same shot because they are too close together.

  • @riteousrighthand6144
    @riteousrighthand6144 Před 2 lety +82

    I love how the variable geometry wings on these aircraft can swing against the force of the air moving around them, as they're hitting these ridiculous speeds.
    Those actuators must be BEEEEEFY. and an absolute nightmare to swap(coming from an F-15E maintainer).

    • @imyourdad6690
      @imyourdad6690 Před 2 lety +4

      tomcat did it all the time

    • @riteousrighthand6144
      @riteousrighthand6144 Před 2 lety +2

      @@imyourdad6690 when it's accelerating? Have a hard time believing that.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Před rokem +4

      Well, I mean when Jessica Biel's Talon explodes you can see the trick, there's clearly a much, much larger plane inside it.

    • @riteousrighthand6144
      @riteousrighthand6144 Před rokem

      @@CruelestChris lol.

  • @HayderAbdulridha
    @HayderAbdulridha Před 4 lety +86

    The Description: "staring Jessica Biel and some others."

    • @L4INDIA
      @L4INDIA Před 3 lety +1

      Good lord hahahahahah😂😂😂😂😂

  • @natinnz6134
    @natinnz6134 Před 4 lety +45

    "Physics aren't really happening here" - new favourite quote

  • @mapachetapatio
    @mapachetapatio Před 4 lety +58

    "Very clean demolition, almost like an inside job" ... Man, that was a clever punchline. The face you made delivering the line. Laughing hysterically

  • @Longbow7771
    @Longbow7771 Před 4 lety +76

    "discount Matthew McConaughey " 😂😂😂
    "Jessica Biel" (looks @ camera serious face) 😂😂😂
    I'm dead 💀💀😂😂

    • @brian81fbird
      @brian81fbird Před 4 lety +2

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who caught that. Josh Lucas, the "discount Matthew McConaughey" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @serspartacus9657
    @serspartacus9657 Před 4 lety +200

    Mover: "OH we've gone to plaid!"
    Me: And... Subscribed.

  • @kosnow11
    @kosnow11 Před 4 lety +91

    "Selfie-cam: engaged - snap-chat filters..." - almost pissed myself, thank you bahaha.

  • @shingshongshamalama
    @shingshongshamalama Před 3 lety +56

    The one thing I know about this movie is that the AI plane turned out to be everyone's favorite character.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 2 lety +11

      I'll admit to tearing up a little at the end. Kinda like old yeller, which is a terrible movie to see when you are nine.

  • @shura0107
    @shura0107 Před 4 lety +122

    The "one really good scene" is the scene that has stuff for everyone: Jessica Biel in a bikini, and discount Matthew McConaughey.

  • @Jwillrocku2
    @Jwillrocku2 Před 4 lety +23

    “Thats the slowest helicopter ever its having trouble keeping up with a limping couple” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @generalkenobi5173
      @generalkenobi5173 Před 4 lety +1

      Norh koerea needs to upgrade their helis if they can't keep up with a slow limping couple.

  • @Endseeking
    @Endseeking Před 4 lety +31

    The "discount Matthew McConaughey" comment was so unexpectedly savage

  • @edwardcaco8534
    @edwardcaco8534 Před 4 lety +193

    "Almost like an inside job..." I see what you did there Mover ;-)

    • @gatorb8
      @gatorb8 Před 4 lety +3

      The real reason he sound the trigger warning lol

    • @eddiezatt5481
      @eddiezatt5481 Před 4 lety

      oooh yeah u got it too, i wasn't dreaming haha

    • @cancelanime1507
      @cancelanime1507 Před 4 lety +16

      HE KNOWS THE TRUTH!

    • @kbskbreezy
      @kbskbreezy Před 4 lety +2

      ✈️✈️

    • @Roger_Cope
      @Roger_Cope Před 4 lety

      Did almost collapse at freefall speed huh?

  • @ZarviroffSerge
    @ZarviroffSerge Před 4 lety +88

    It was real Russian. He's said "Не вижу, где он?" - "Can't see him, where is he?". And then something inaudible. Later, when a 30 was on his 6, the pilot uttered some really good Russian: "The target is ready to be hit", literally. lol. Worth noting they speak w/o accent. :D

    • @ZarviroffSerge
      @ZarviroffSerge Před 4 lety +6

      @@AudieHolland Really? Huh. It always causes a chuckle here in Mordor when Russian comes up in films/shows. Even the big ones.
      For example, in one of the marvel movies, where in the beginning some Russian military men were interrogating Scarlett Johansson' char, during the aerial shot the cam was panning downwards and a huge billboard crawled into view with some "Russian" ad in it. It read something like "ЫИРВЫФИР ЫТОФР!" - not words at all. :D
      Another example is the best spy series in history of the universe: The Bourne franchise. In the Identification, Bourne was looking through his passports at a Swiss bank. One of them was Russian. In English his name read Foma Kinyaev. In Russian it was like "ЩШЩШТР ВТЦЦ" - like, literally, you can't even form a single syllable from those letters. :D Should've been "Фома Киняев".
      And the all time classic, the Arny's Russian, and his meme-atic "COCAINUM" dialog with a dude from Russian mafia.
      For the very same reason (the immigration) and also taking into account the budget of these films it used to baffle people here - why couldn't they find a Russian dude to, at least, write proper Russian?
      They speak good clean Russian in Homeland, btw.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland Před 4 lety +3

      ​@@ZarviroffSerge Hollywood is mostly trash with most of the budget in its productions spent on shiny things and big explosions.
      Have you seen the movie "Moscow on the Hudson (1984)?" Not Robin Williams' best movie but it gives a glimpse into the lives of Russians who chose to defect/depart to the US of A during the Cold War.
      And about bogus 'Russian texts' in movies, I would spot those because even though the cyrillic alphabet is a bit different, most letters are like the western (Greek) alphabet.

    • @student8136
      @student8136 Před 4 lety +2

      ​@@ZarviroffSerge > In Russian it was like "ЩШЩШТР ВТЦЦ"
      It was 'Ащма ЛШТНФУМ', i.e. literally the same keys as in 'Foma Kinyaev', but with Russian layout instead of US.
      >why couldn't they find a Russian dude to, at least, write proper Russian?
      They do sometimes, e.g. in 1997's Peacemaker (the one with Clooney). There are russian characters played by russian actors, ex-yugo for ex-yugo, etc.

    • @NelsonBrown
      @NelsonBrown Před 4 lety +1

      I wonder if there are any air combat movies from Russia that Mover could introduce us Americans to and simultaneously ruin.

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před 4 lety +40

    "Straight outta G.I. Joe" is the best descriptor for this movie so far.

  • @kurtengel4652
    @kurtengel4652 Před 4 lety +28

    "with Discount Matthew Mcconaughey.. and Jessica Biel... (*short pause, looks at audience) "

    • @matiasfpm
      @matiasfpm Před 3 lety

      The guy is the baddie in hulk 1

  • @snakeandnape9252
    @snakeandnape9252 Před 4 lety +20

    They did develop and use a rocket guided bomb. It was called the AGM-123 Skipper 2. It was a Mk83 with a Paveway guidance package and a rocket motor. It was mostly used on the A-6 Intruder. It was used in combat to sink an Iranian frigate during Operation Praying Mantis and Desert Storm.

  • @JamesWitte
    @JamesWitte Před 4 lety +38

    "He needs a clutch" hahaha gold. I walked outa this one back in the day. Those lines were killing me

    • @harrymoto6951
      @harrymoto6951 Před 4 lety +3

      I only got half way through the review... and Mover was cracking me up regularly, but I just couldn't take it anymore!

  • @foxtrotcharlie5473
    @foxtrotcharlie5473 Před 4 lety +57

    "yes those AKs will definitely take down a stealth aircraft"😂😂😂😂 this man is soo sarcastic

    • @mrtentacle9049
      @mrtentacle9049 Před 4 lety +5

      He talks soo much shit its hilarious😂😂

  • @Tinfoilnation
    @Tinfoilnation Před 4 lety +27

    "Eagle guys like this stuff" -- *Mishap Report* The MP experienced catastrophic acceleration of scalding comestible stimulant (See appendix A - physical and chemical properties of Folger's Black Silk) resulting in nostril cavity overpressure and rapid focused expulsion. Irreparable damage to delicate electronic components rendered the MP's controls unresponsive and severely traumatized the feline copilot that was at that point attempting crew rest in the MP's lap. A bill for damages will be submitted forthwith.

  • @jonathanbaptiste7733
    @jonathanbaptiste7733 Před 4 lety +28

    "That's a clean demolition of that building. Almost like its a inside job" cracked myself up on that point😂

  • @pfeifer80
    @pfeifer80 Před 4 lety +49

    Mover Ruins Movies: Independence Day. "Welcome to Earth"

    • @Deimnos
      @Deimnos Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah, i guess Independence day has airplane scenes, could be funny :)

    • @mrkhanofficials5432
      @mrkhanofficials5432 Před 4 lety

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    • @troopergames8173
      @troopergames8173 Před 4 lety

      Hello boys!... I'm baaaaaaack!

  • @KingFreakinTut
    @KingFreakinTut Před 4 lety +68

    C.W. Lemoine: “I’ll bet you that’s not even a real Russian.”
    Vladimir Makarov: “remember...”

    • @carinhall4508
      @carinhall4508 Před 4 lety +15

      "...no Russian."

    • @lespretend
      @lespretend Před 4 lety +5

      @@carinhall4508 "Top 10 Most Fucked Up Moments In Gaming"

  • @nickyates5431
    @nickyates5431 Před 3 lety +12

    "All they are missing is the fast and furious, he needs a clutch" I laughed out loud to myself! great comment Mover

  • @johnp2110
    @johnp2110 Před 4 lety +125

    The best part of this movie were all the shots of Jessica B’s behind.

  • @JoshMarohl
    @JoshMarohl Před 4 lety +282

    Ace Combat: Assault Horizon was more believable than Stealth.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria Před 4 lety +31

      That was like the worst AC game in my opinion. Didn't appreciate the hand holding on-rails sections AT ALLLLLLL!

    • @Col00Hague
      @Col00Hague Před 4 lety +1

      Lies haha

    • @richardhockey8442
      @richardhockey8442 Před 4 lety +6

      Flash Gordon is more believable than Stealth

    • @wildmeatloaf8373
      @wildmeatloaf8373 Před 4 lety +15

      Azrial Alaria it was pretty bad. The 5 minute long “dogfights” just filling the enemies’ tail with cannon shells is just ridiculous. The attack helicopter sections were kinda cool, though.

    • @johnp2110
      @johnp2110 Před 4 lety +2

      Tramatic memories Assault Horizon is.

  • @noisyboy87
    @noisyboy87 Před rokem +4

    I love your subtle 'dry' sense of humor LOL FYI the moviemakers decided to give the FA-37 Talon 'F-35B' VTOL characteristics in the scene where he is refueling from the blimp. If you look closely, there is a lift fan behind the cockpit and the so-called 'bomb doors' are actually downward-directed exhaust ducts. I know. It's very silly. But I do love the design of these fighters

  • @kyle857
    @kyle857 Před 4 lety +148

    God, Jessica Biel was hot though.

  • @officialgmusic
    @officialgmusic Před 4 lety +66

    “And some other people” perfect ! Hahahah
    You should do a Mover Ruins Movies on Hot Shots with Charlie sheen ... the first one !

  • @ericferguson9989
    @ericferguson9989 Před 4 lety +43

    "There goes the Hindenburg." Oh, the Humanity.

  • @ltspectergc009
    @ltspectergc009 Před 4 lety +12

    "The Blue Man Group!"
    Hahah Mover bro you had my cracking up on this one.

  • @honda2363
    @honda2363 Před 4 lety +36

    5:10 - "Oh, we've gone to plaid!"
    How many youngsters missed that reference? lol

    • @Leadnap
      @Leadnap Před 4 lety +1

      Was for me tied with the eagle guys line for best line in the whole thing

    • @AmyEdwards1986
      @AmyEdwards1986 Před 3 lety +3

      I do hope they made an instant cass.. I mean Blu-ray of it.

    • @thetacoman4794
      @thetacoman4794 Před 3 lety

      I'm an '07 baby and thankfully my parents showed me spaceballs already

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 2 lety

      I've always made sure to show my younger siblings Monty Python, Mel Brooks, and etc. Now I've got nieces and nephews to terrorize when watching them. Let alone my own when they get old enough, and I need something to keep them distracted.

  • @ColonelDBoy
    @ColonelDBoy Před 4 lety +22

    "NOT THE BLUE MANS GROUP!"
    -C.W. Lemoine

  • @stuna101a
    @stuna101a Před 4 lety +17

    Time to watch 1995 Independence Day. There is some juicy scenes in there with the Hornet and Randy Quaid.

  • @lawrencebrewer8769
    @lawrencebrewer8769 Před 4 lety +16

    As an IT guy I feel like that, when watching movies with IT stuff. "Oh no! The firewall 's been breached!"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 2 lety +4

      Oh Lord Ive eyerolled so hard at hacking scenes or some actor trying to explain tech. It hurts when the badly written explanation or metaphor is overly complicated.

    • @hanakoakamoto8919
      @hanakoakamoto8919 Před rokem +1

      And then there is NCIS four-hands-on-keyboard hacking defence...

  • @kencramer2232
    @kencramer2232 Před 2 lety +9

    “Oh look, it can land vertically too. The jet can do whatever the movie needs.” 😂🤣 Love your sense of humour. As an emergency services personnel, I know how tedious it can be watching movies alter reality to create drama. Again Mover, your humour is gold (& reference to Parks & Rec

    • @SaRENRampaiger
      @SaRENRampaiger Před 2 lety +2

      Harrier Jet that lands vertically IRL: "Am I a joke to you?"

  • @nipi8884
    @nipi8884 Před 4 lety +48

    I'm french, and happy that you will talk next time of the french Mirage movie "Les Chevaliers du Ciel". Not sure this in one of the best fighter movies, but anyway lot of the images are real capture, so at least you will enjoy the beauty of our Mirage 2000 ;). And thanks for your vids!

    • @harmandeepsingh6598
      @harmandeepsingh6598 Před 4 lety +5

      I like that movie a lot

    • @mrbpdx
      @mrbpdx Před 4 lety

      NiPi I loved it!

    • @helmetless
      @helmetless Před 4 lety +2

      Best movie ever, except for that blonde pilot - she throw it to the ashes with her bad acting

    • @HillTrekkerSarge
      @HillTrekkerSarge Před 4 lety +1

      I like that movie.

    • @eddiezatt5481
      @eddiezatt5481 Před 4 lety +1

      salut camarade ! c'est fou de se retrouver ici

  • @Viper1Zero
    @Viper1Zero Před 4 lety +85

    LMAO "Eagle guys like this stuff *the dude*...everyone else" *Jessica Beil*
    And hell YEAH best scene in the movie. Got damn.

    • @merlinzipp
      @merlinzipp Před 4 lety +2

      I was going to like this comment but I would have been #70. I will leave it as is.

    • @tongo382
      @tongo382 Před 4 lety

      LOL!

  • @TopCollections
    @TopCollections Před 4 lety +8

    13:43 future got so much technology except seats that work , lols 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nailed it !

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 2 lety

      Or JDAM equivalents.

  • @eddiedingle7689
    @eddiedingle7689 Před 4 lety +41

    "almost like an inside job"
    legit cracked me up. "jet fuel can't melt steel beems"

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Před 4 lety

      NO. It can´t. Trust me. I´m something of an expert myself.

    • @dankuchar6821
      @dankuchar6821 Před 4 lety +6

      Doesn't have to melt anything. Just has to get it hot. I'm always amazed at the people with all their crazy conspiracy theories that aren't real physicists. Then again, one of the biggest conspiracy theorists who went around preaching that 9/11 was an inside job with a controlled demolition was actually my physics professor at the time. He also was studying cold fusion. That didn't go anywhere either.

    • @snowblind9065
      @snowblind9065 Před 4 lety

      @@dankuchar6821 I here you i studied engineering and my accountant buddy was sold on the cold fusion Bs stating it too be the worlds answer every thing 25 years later not a peep.By the way my dad taught physics he had masters in quantum mechanics and theoretical math..and always laughed off the tinfoil hat crowd

    • @davidritchie9344
      @davidritchie9344 Před 3 lety +3

      Sure does turn the beams into spaghetti noodles tho lol

  • @camojg2272
    @camojg2272 Před 4 lety +33

    Oh sweet another episode of Mover Ruins my Lung Capacity

    • @CWLemoine
      @CWLemoine  Před 4 lety +39

      MOVID-69?

    • @azraelblame
      @azraelblame Před 4 lety +1

      @@CWLemoine 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ShawfujikawaTTV
    @ShawfujikawaTTV Před 4 lety +52

    The one dislike is an Eagle guy.
    ;)

    • @2sossed
      @2sossed Před 4 lety

      Lol definitely eagle guys!!

  • @honor4thoseb471
    @honor4thoseb471 Před 4 lety +6

    You had me dying bud!!!! I’m a Spec on the F-22, and you had me literally laugh out loud about having a side stick like all the other future fighters....lol

  • @matteotivan3414
    @matteotivan3414 Před 4 lety +13

    "Technically the rock killed Henry"
    Me wondering why The Rock would kill a random guy:

  • @iq271
    @iq271 Před 4 lety +56

    Next Mover ruins Movies should be "Flight of the Intruder". I would like to get your take on that one. Keep up the good work

    • @turbomach1
      @turbomach1 Před 4 lety +1

      iq271 the shrike! Don’t look at the shrike. Willem dafoe right?

    • @iq271
      @iq271 Před 4 lety

      @@turbomach1 I always loved that movie

    • @USNRaptor
      @USNRaptor Před 4 lety +4

      He can't ruin Flight of the Intruder, it's too good.

    • @AdamB9098
      @AdamB9098 Před 4 lety

      I should have checked because I just said that same thing lol

    • @nolanolivier6791
      @nolanolivier6791 Před 4 lety

      YES WAY!!!

  • @dnated3374
    @dnated3374 Před 4 lety +242

    I'm pretty sure Mover isn't responsible for ruining this movie lol

    • @GrizzAxxemann
      @GrizzAxxemann Před 4 lety +16

      It was everything but Jessica Biel that ruined it.

    • @SamnissArandeen
      @SamnissArandeen Před 4 lety +5

      If anything, Mover was giving the eulogy.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Před 2 lety +2

      For me the AI was the best part.

  • @hazmatt3250
    @hazmatt3250 Před 3 lety +6

    “If only JDAMs existed in the future” 😒
    Love it

  • @Professional_hooligan
    @Professional_hooligan Před 4 lety +10

    “100% real, gigadee...😆😪” The new execution command when you need to down a bogey....

  • @2sossed
    @2sossed Před 4 lety +13

    "If only JDAMs existed in the future🤨🤨" smh i cried laughing

  • @normk5761
    @normk5761 Před 4 lety +106

    "No one really believes this, right?" Well, yes, they do! Right after this movie came out a woman posted one of the promo shots of Jessica Biel in the cockpit while the plane was on the carrier with the caption "You go Cmdr. Kara Wade! Proof that women can also become Naval aviators in our newest, latest aircraft!" While women can and do just that, the woman who posted really did think it was real. I didn't have the heart to break the news to her.... Also, this it from IMDB: 'The film made $76.9 million, against a budget of $135 million.The $58.1 million loss made it one of the biggest box office bombs of all time.' Sorry Mover, this movie was ruined a long time ago........

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 Před 4 lety +14

      What on earth did they spend the $135 million on???

    • @defencebangladesh4068
      @defencebangladesh4068 Před 4 lety +1

      Nothing changed today

    • @harrymoto6951
      @harrymoto6951 Před 4 lety

      @@rotyler2177 Bad special effects.

    • @snowblind9065
      @snowblind9065 Před 4 lety +6

      @@rotyler2177 cheap cgi, a full scale mock up of the F-37,Jessica Beil,s ass,and Sam shepherd slumming it for a paycheck( why,Sam why?)

    • @rotyler2177
      @rotyler2177 Před 4 lety

      @@snowblind9065 'Coz she got a great ASS. And you got your head.. all the way up it!!'

  • @AllNetTony
    @AllNetTony Před 4 lety +40

    It's "EDI" as in "EDDY" not "E.D."
    Those weren't bomb doors, those were VTOL doors.

  • @paulbyrne2445
    @paulbyrne2445 Před 3 lety +3

    Recently discovered your CZcams videos. As former Air Force and a pilot I've been cringing at these movies for decades now. Thanks for some great vids with just the right level of humour and a sprinkling of sarcasm to garnish the technical observations. 🤙🏽

  • @charlesratcliff2016
    @charlesratcliff2016 Před 4 lety +33

    Discount Matthew McConaughey; I love that

    • @dannyr2976
      @dannyr2976 Před 4 lety +1

      Whenever I see Josh Lucas now, that nickname'll stick in my head. DAMN IT!!!!

    • @mrkhanofficials5432
      @mrkhanofficials5432 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/J-vYtEqu1MQ/video.html

  • @crimsonstang
    @crimsonstang Před 4 lety +12

    "That is the slowest helicopter ever... Almost like an Austin Powers chase scene."
    LOL

  • @callo3
    @callo3 Před 4 lety +23

    22:00 when EDI starts randomly shooting when it could have hovered and THEN started firing and caught the incompetent helicopter pilot off guard. Some AI...

    • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
      @Kardia_of_Rhodes Před 4 lety

      I assume it was using the recoil of the guns to assist in reversing.

    • @productNine
      @productNine Před 4 lety +7

      @@Kardia_of_Rhodes Pretty sure it was meant as a distraction to get the chopper to pay attention to it and not the pilots

    • @hashirahmed2610
      @hashirahmed2610 Před 3 lety

      Pilots would have been long dead if he waited to get in position first.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris Před 3 lety +1

      @@hashirahmed2610
      Why exactly does the Nork chopper care more about killing two pilots with a rifle between them than securing a top-secret UCAV?

  • @dougm8871
    @dougm8871 Před 4 lety +4

    I came across this channel Friday night after I watched this silly Stealth movie and wanted to see a reaction video. This dude's channel is awesome! I've watched a bunch of his other videos (Mach 1!, Missile Shoot, Fighter Pilot Lingo Explained, How Do Fighter Pilots Get Their Callsigns, reactions to movies, etc) . It's great that civilians can see what it's really like to be a fighter pilot and have things explained to us in laymen terms.

  • @kentonstout9323
    @kentonstout9323 Před 4 lety +26

    "You're going to have to fill out so much paper work for this." lol so true, even as a Lcpl dating a Cpl we had to fill out paperwork.

    • @Puzzoozoo
      @Puzzoozoo Před 4 lety +1

      Why? Attraction, and relationships between a man and a woman happen.

    • @kentonstout9323
      @kentonstout9323 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Puzzoozoo When there's a chain of command things can get complicated quickly for everyone involved in and around the situation. Favoritism can rear it's ugly head in a lot of ways and when you're in a strict, rule-following lifestyle like that... a personal relationship between say an Officer and an Enlisted person could potentially be really disruptive.

  • @PassportBrosBusinessClass
    @PassportBrosBusinessClass Před 4 lety +35

    You gotta love how they’re attacking middle eastern people and suddenly end up OVER NORTH KOREA 🇰🇵.

    • @RebornV3
      @RebornV3 Před 4 lety +17

      fighting jets from Russia....

    • @spamaccount1680
      @spamaccount1680 Před 4 lety +1

      ...using aircraft that definitely cost upwards of $50,000 per flight hour

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 Před 4 lety +3

      That is a big problem for hyper sonic vehicles. Hyper sonic means the craft, usually a missile, can go over Mach 5. OK, so the aircraft can get there, but no there is a fuel problem. Yeah, the aircraft can go long distances quickly, but it is a glider over 80% of the time because it takes a lot of fuel, at best liquid oxygen, to move that mass at that speed.

    • @spamaccount1680
      @spamaccount1680 Před 4 lety +2

      @@orlock20 Not quite. Nowdays, experimental hypersonic vehicles are usually airbreathing (yes, some are boosted to hypersonic speeds by a rocket motor, others use purely rocket motors, but many hypersonic vehicles developed, and most in development, are airbreathing). Airbreathing vehicles don't have to carry an oxidizer, so fuel isn't an issue anymore (yes, hypersonic speeds means high TSFC, but high speed means your distance per unit fuel isn't degraded as dramatically). However, hypersonic vehicles (especially with a human inside) have massive turn radii (the SR-71, which is not hypersonic, already has a turn radius the size of texas), so it is possible to go from the middle east to north korea even while you're banking as hard as you can.

    • @matsv201
      @matsv201 Před 4 lety

      @@orlock20 something like a sabre uses a fraction of the fuel than a conventional jet engine... well... in theory.
      If the sabre engine ever goes into production of cause someone will make a fighter with it.

  • @goldcfi7103
    @goldcfi7103 Před 4 lety +9

    "Not CGI. Definitely real..." Eye-roll.

  • @robertduran100
    @robertduran100 Před 4 lety +5

    "We've gone to plaid!" I lost it right there LOL

  • @unfathomable1876
    @unfathomable1876 Před 4 lety +57

    that "alien rifle" was a G36

  • @berrytharp1334
    @berrytharp1334 Před 4 lety +43

    Do the original "Airplane!", "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

    • @jakesigalmix
      @jakesigalmix Před 4 lety +7

      Yes, and don't call me Shirley.

    • @worldtravel101
      @worldtravel101 Před 4 lety +5

      Turkish prison

    • @mattboggs6304
      @mattboggs6304 Před 4 lety +3

      Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

    • @Doug_Narby
      @Doug_Narby Před 4 lety +2

      @@possiblepilotdeviation5791 We ALL picked the wrong month to quit sniffing glue.

    • @msumungo
      @msumungo Před 4 lety

      YES YES YES! :DDD

  • @Billicious78
    @Billicious78 Před 4 lety +4

    Thx Mover. You've made my day. Almost fell of my chair when you said " They went to plaid! " haha

  • @charlesmayberry2825
    @charlesmayberry2825 Před 4 lety +19

    "we've gone to plaid"
    Me: Immediate starts snickering and making ludicrous speed jokes in my head.

  • @philipcooper8297
    @philipcooper8297 Před 4 lety +44

    Everybody knows, that there's only one tactical song, and that is the Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

  • @ProKr3w
    @ProKr3w Před 4 lety +17

    "We're going to Tokyo drift through here.." that made me laugh

    • @troopergames8173
      @troopergames8173 Před 4 lety

      They even had the blurred lights that really got me 😂

  • @mikem.s.1183
    @mikem.s.1183 Před 3 lety +1

    Hugely entertaining, Mover.
    Great to watch you rip these movies apart.
    Big thank you, sir.

  • @ApexxGaming
    @ApexxGaming Před 4 lety +10

    8:16
    “You dont own that plane the taxpayers do”

  • @andersnoren6070
    @andersnoren6070 Před 4 lety +16

    The North Koreans looked very well fed for some reason.

  • @keithmcfaul9204
    @keithmcfaul9204 Před 4 lety +5

    At the beginning of the movie the missile launcher with the AIM-9 Sidewinders was called a Chaparral Missile Launcher and the gatling gun was a Vulcan trailer-towed gun. Both of them I worked on after I got out of the AF and went to work at an Army depot.

  • @jamesm568
    @jamesm568 Před 4 lety +3

    I like how the Drone showed expression when it got pissed.

  • @888vermillion
    @888vermillion Před 4 lety +2

    LMAO@ "we've gone to plaid"; great video commentary, brother. I'm going to look up your books: hopefully writing is even better.

  • @MikeOxiner
    @MikeOxiner Před 4 lety +12

    7:33 “Eagle guys like this stuff...” HAHA I see what you did there

  • @erikallder8199
    @erikallder8199 Před 4 lety +18

    From what I remember from seeing this movie when it came out, the reason they were trying to drop the bomb on that building at a 90-degree angle is because the building was super-reinforced and apparently gravity alone would not have given it the momentum/energy needed to punch through all the layers of concrete and destroy the structure without affecting neighboring buildings. In case anyone else besides Mover was wondering. 😄

    • @sturm375
      @sturm375 Před 4 lety +3

      That was the one real question I had about the movie tactics. I wish Mover had commented on whether or not performing that kind of maneuver would really add penetration capability to a bomb.

    • @mrkhanofficials5432
      @mrkhanofficials5432 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/J-vYtEqu1MQ/video.html

    • @philhines
      @philhines Před 4 lety +2

      So in other words, a Durandal would have done the job.

    • @sturm375
      @sturm375 Před 4 lety +2

      @@philhines According to Wikipedia, the Durandal bomb can penetrate up to 40 cm of concrete, in the movie, they say something like 10-20 feet of reinforced concrete is needed to be penetrated.

    • @joshualandry3160
      @joshualandry3160 Před rokem +2

      @@sturm375 Real world physics probably not. The bomb would reach terminal velocity or decelerate to terminal velocity very quickly. Basically, the bomb's speed would be more or less constant. In case you are still wondering 3 years later.

  • @smnoy23
    @smnoy23 Před 3 lety +4

    I remember this movie! I seem to recall enjoying it, though even as a kid I was like “this probably isn’t how jets work”

    • @amouramarie
      @amouramarie Před 3 lety +2

      I'm a grown-ass adult and my level of expertise in movies is still mostly, "This probably isn't how jets work."

  • @MaxUgly
    @MaxUgly Před 4 lety +48

    "Hot Shots" was more accurate than this movie!
    *Please do Hot Shots

    • @n.w.1803
      @n.w.1803 Před 4 lety +5

      "Topper! What happened?"
      "I, uhh...thought I saw Elvis.."
      "Let him go, Topper...the King is gone."

  • @fraucow
    @fraucow Před 4 lety +103

    That lady pilot reminded me of my ex-.....even falling to her death, she wont shut up for even one second about how her day is going.......

  • @Stretch1931
    @Stretch1931 Před 4 lety +4

    I noticed during the tight spin, she was able to comfortably reach inside the glove box and pull out something, and then go through all the buttons and switches while in a death spin, yet someone can't even stay in their lane while they touch the screen in their Android Auto or Apple Carplay. And... it really befuddles me how the awesomeness with science allows her to move her hands without stress even during all those G-rolls. You think her arms would be thrown out, and she's have to struggle to pull them back in.

  • @vinyltapelover
    @vinyltapelover Před 4 lety

    Man I had just finished the Noonan interview video. It was great and insightful. I came here b/c I saw the thumbnail. This is the funnies section for me. As always, a great job. "If only they had JDAMs in the future." Your quick look to the viewer..Priceless, lol. I caught the "Borg" reference and I'm not even finished watching you Ruin Another Movie. You're aces, Mover. Thank you, as always. Back to the movie.

  • @NintendoSonic101
    @NintendoSonic101 Před 2 lety +1

    "Chafe and flare, he's chafing in his G-suit!" I cannot get over that

  • @Umid25
    @Umid25 Před 4 lety +23

    Could you increase the volume of the movie, I can here you but not the movie and not getting some things...

  • @johnpatz8395
    @johnpatz8395 Před 4 lety +9

    ".... We've gone to plaid!" 😂

  • @imhollywood1015
    @imhollywood1015 Před 3 lety +3

    "We've gone PLAID!!" LMAOOOOO

  • @stephenburch7410
    @stephenburch7410 Před 4 lety

    Honestly my one of my favorite parts of the channel, hilarious. Also enjoying the Spectre series, thanks

  • @achmadalmizar8032
    @achmadalmizar8032 Před 4 lety +9

    "Both hand on the stick... N0oB" -C.W. Lemoine

  • @sh0ckv3l33
    @sh0ckv3l33 Před 4 lety +3

    A virus free hug for Mover.
    I could feel the pain. Thank you, for your sacrifice for the sake of our entertainment!

  • @thedolt9215
    @thedolt9215 Před 2 lety +2

    That’s a half hour out of my life I’ll never get back… It’s like a car wreck, terrible, but you can’t look away!

  • @projenitor2387
    @projenitor2387 Před 4 lety

    I love this movie, but your first 90 seconds of commentary had me rolling! LOVE IT!

  • @Fire1067
    @Fire1067 Před 4 lety +17

    "It's like watching a space shuttle re-enter." Oh no

  • @wullfsaxon2634
    @wullfsaxon2634 Před 4 lety +8

    Person: So what do you do for a living?
    Mover: I'm a fighter pilot, movie reviewer, track car driver. I'm a comedian too and I wrote a series of novels. I'm also a Sherriff and on my off days I collect mail from my admirers. And you?

    • @nikelinq2899
      @nikelinq2899 Před 4 lety +1

      SeekerOfTruth don’t forget airline pilot.

    • @nikelinq2899
      @nikelinq2899 Před 4 lety +1

      Nobody has the right to say he doesn’t work enough.

  • @Wild_Danimal
    @Wild_Danimal Před 4 lety

    I’m new here, but this is my new favorite type of video. Love the calm humor