DSP Day Off! Kat is Sick (Again) and Craves Real Italian

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  • @HUKIT.
    @HUKIT. Před měsícem +57

    Who the fuck orders a pizza from an Italian restaurant, that’s something a toddler would do.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +13

      some fake italians.. oh look, phil matches that

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty Před měsícem +1

      dude, he probably bought pizza hut

    • @Amadeus_
      @Amadeus_ Před měsícem +3

      I order pizza from Italian restaurants.

    • @CHI-JORDAN-CHI
      @CHI-JORDAN-CHI Před měsícem +2

      @@Amadeus_ that’s lame af

    • @Amadeus_
      @Amadeus_ Před měsícem +2

      @@CHI-JORDAN-CHI It's lame to have a preference to what you want to eat? The only downside to it is that the pizza is expensive. But to me it's worth it. I'm not defending Phil here. I'm just saying I'll do with my money however the fuck I want. If you're cool with Little Caesars or Domino's, do you.

  • @Tacozilla
    @Tacozilla Před měsícem +90

    real authentic Carbonara has no cream in it, the sauce is made from egg. so once again, DSP talking about what makes a Carbonara proves he knows nothing about Italian food

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +14

      He is not even half italian.. nothing fully italian has been in his presence

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 Před měsícem

      He thinks his poor hygiene and disgusting greasy hair is proof of Italian genetics.
      Not even making that up, he's said it multiple times in the past. He thinks he has disgusting greasy hair because of Italian genetics. My grandad was Italian and, notably, because he lived well, took care of himself, ate healthily, and worked hard, he had a head of entirely not disgusting greasy hair.

    • @dvaritek434
      @dvaritek434 Před měsícem +10

      He knows nothing about anything except alcohol, scopely games, and snorting directly into the mic.

    • @wheresthegrillcheese
      @wheresthegrillcheese Před měsícem +7

      Remember he doesn't watch movies, doesn't listens to music or has any hobbies. Phil is a NPC.

    • @LanceCriminal1337
      @LanceCriminal1337 Před měsícem

      Came here to make that same comment, watched him live say this stupid shit. He has no fucking clue what he’s talking about

  • @Oddrat255
    @Oddrat255 Před měsícem +61

    I can’t believe this guy has the shameless audacity to beg for a game while under the same breath brag about expensive pizza that he DoorDashed. Zero shame.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +14

      This is a prime example that his fans are *_super_* gullible

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Před měsícem +8

      And the dents just don’t catch on.

    • @thesearching
      @thesearching Před měsícem +4

      @@MaztRPwn yeah isnt it just insane to constanly watch this going on .

  • @bigdawg9802
    @bigdawg9802 Před měsícem +39

    Any pizza delivered will not be the same as fresh out the oven .. but since your a hermit and won’t leave your house, you have no reason to complain

  • @Sharkmane25
    @Sharkmane25 Před měsícem +20

    Shout-out to Phil's mom for telling him he was a quarter Italian his whole life

  • @rst9649
    @rst9649 Před měsícem +30

    Is he that ignorant? I'm here to correct everything he said:
    1.Real Italian pizza(neapolitan) is always personal size
    2. the crust will always be chewy compared to NY style because it gets cooked a lot less at a much higher temp.
    3. real carbonara DOESN'T have cream in it.
    4. Real carbonara has a meat called guanciale. Prosciutto is not even close.
    This guy clearly have no idea wtf he's talking about.

    • @anomishfish
      @anomishfish Před měsícem +4

      Phil’s reference point for “Italian” was whatever he remembers from CT’s “Italian” food.
      I’ll bet he’s never had _real_ pizza before lol

    • @WASD-MVME
      @WASD-MVME Před měsícem +2

      His family is Polish but Italian is more cool dood

    • @joegardiner394
      @joegardiner394 Před měsícem

      I had to stop watching. It hurt my brain too much. Although I'll share it with some Italian colleagues later if I'm feeling cruel

    • @rst9649
      @rst9649 Před měsícem

      @@joegardiner394 You can definitely share but keep in mind, some italians born in the states don't really know the difference between american-italian and authentic Italian either. For example, they think spaghetti and meatballs authentic when they don't even do that in Italy.

    • @jeffoff7795
      @jeffoff7795 Před měsícem

      He acts like he just immigrated from the old country. He's insufferable.

  • @trodat07
    @trodat07 Před měsícem +18

    He never ever in his deplorable life tasted real Italian pasta, only the Americanized reinterpretations. But, of course, he's an expert and knows all about it.

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks Před měsícem +7

    We need to theory craft why "one meal out a week with MUH WAIFE" turned into endless Doordash about a year ago.

  • @derek258crusco5
    @derek258crusco5 Před měsícem +29

    Kat is the only person in the world who gets sick because her schedule changes. Her and Phil are perfect for each other

    • @vulgardisplayofpink5668
      @vulgardisplayofpink5668 Před měsícem +5

      Everyone including Jasper gets sick from schedule changes... He is out of damn mind.

    •  Před měsícem +5

      i still think she is useing him for that house.

    • @hello12232
      @hello12232 Před měsícem

      It's just the autism flaring up

  • @_Brazen_
    @_Brazen_ Před měsícem +23

    Got a head cold and craves Italian rather than soup. These two are meant for each other.

  • @zane7013
    @zane7013 Před měsícem +29

    Sounds to me like Phil finally caught onto why Kat was coming home late from work and now wants her home so she cant get the sausage after work lol.

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +6

      Bingooo

    • @dvaritek434
      @dvaritek434 Před měsícem +7

      My divorce coin is going parabolic
      Kat could also be visiting her sister, and you know phil cant have that.

  • @lost_frames
    @lost_frames Před měsícem +25

    This dude knows nothing about Italian food

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +5

      he thinks adding 2 cups of sugar to sauce makes it more 'italian style' 😂 he is not informed of italiam culture lol

    • @gob233
      @gob233 Před měsícem +1

      the carbonara needs cream, dood!!! how else would it be a sauce????

    • @selfawaredrew
      @selfawaredrew Před měsícem

      DSP is waaaay inauthentic

  • @MrGoldenMut
    @MrGoldenMut Před měsícem +12

    Someone needs to find this restaurant and show them philberts review on them lol

  • @amon37
    @amon37 Před měsícem +12

    18 dollar pizza, doordashed but can't afford a game, and people support this 😂😂

    • @amon37
      @amon37 Před měsícem

      @ReviewFeltOntario very nice..lol

  • @pflaute
    @pflaute Před měsícem +25

    Every week, it's a food review, not a day off segment

    • @redlister2934
      @redlister2934 Před měsícem +4

      Yet slams down any dent who asks for DSPtries it to come back.

  • @MattyLight816
    @MattyLight816 Před měsícem +5

    Kat works late one night at her part time job and develops a head cold? ☠️

  • @999JWforever
    @999JWforever Před měsícem +10

    He lives such a boring pathetic life. The only thing they do together is watch tv how sad

  • @v1sudo
    @v1sudo Před měsícem +15

    Romance Katherine.

  • @classiccorporation5278
    @classiccorporation5278 Před měsícem +4

    Phil fat shames Kat like it’s his 9/5. 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @babymangaming1052
    @babymangaming1052 Před měsícem +3

    They get so stressed out “from shifting schedules” to the point they get sick? Wtf is wrong with these people. They are such delicate snowflakes

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 Před měsícem +7

    #FreeKat free that poor woman from the bondage of Phill ... Oh ma Lard!

  • @junglered2009
    @junglered2009 Před měsícem +7

    God forbid the burnells actually cook a meal

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Před měsícem +10

    Dude... *Get a job DSP.*

    • @wheresthegrillcheese
      @wheresthegrillcheese Před měsícem +1

      Did you ever watch the interview when they told him he should just get a job? His face got swollen and he crossed his arms as if "no that's not a option for me" Phil is indeed a scared girl when it comes to getting a job

  • @babymangaming1052
    @babymangaming1052 Před měsícem +4

    No italian food in Seattle? No just he’s too lazy to drive somewhere to eat rather than DoorDash food.

  • @liquidbiden
    @liquidbiden Před měsícem +16

    Hey khet i got a medium sized sausage pizza for ya. Free 99, just need the tip. TMDWU Toobz.

  • @ApexSpin
    @ApexSpin Před měsícem +8

    the dough had good flavor....wow, also anything looks small next to Kat

    • @joegardiner394
      @joegardiner394 Před měsícem +1

      I have never heard anyone say dough has a good flavour.

  • @ctcjackie
    @ctcjackie Před měsícem +3

    5:25 Holy shit the way he says "prosciutto" hahaha, "bra jew tuh". Authentic Italian pronounciation right there.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před měsícem +2

    Phil is such a narcissist that he thinks people care about his pathetic day off. He thinks it’s interesting to sit at home, order door dash, to get groceries. That is Phil’s most exciting day and that’s just pathetic.

  • @nahualito
    @nahualito Před měsícem +5

    Dave, you live in Renton. I can name at least 3 authentic italian restaurants thing is .. they are expensive so of course there are no "real italian" for 5 bucks like the cheapstake you are but .. there are definitely real italian restaurants here in the Seattle area. You cannot order a size: Yes Dave pizza doesn't typically has sizes that's a US thing, it also mostly has olive oil and other spices. And for the love of god someone tell Dave the east coast is not Europe...

  • @NokternaL1
    @NokternaL1 Před měsícem +2

    Both jasper and khet get sick from a change of schedule by one day lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HouseOfDar
    @HouseOfDar Před měsícem +2

    Kat always is sick and stressed out each week. She works a part time job at a clothing store a few days a week. Abd she is sick most of the time because she is overweight and not taking care of herself.

  • @NASkeywest
    @NASkeywest Před měsícem +1

    Phil can’t even cook a pot noodle. Yet he knows about authentic Italian food

  • @thepringleman4886
    @thepringleman4886 Před měsícem +1

    Poor Kat. She just wanted Italian food.
    Imagine how long she was forced to sit through Dave pigsplaining Italian food, complaining about the food, and whining about the price of something she wanted.

  • @B.A.Killington
    @B.A.Killington Před měsícem +2

    Something tells me Phil's wife isn't as picky as he seems to make her out to be.

  • @sanchini5689
    @sanchini5689 Před měsícem +3

    Bro ive been to Seattle... they have a ton of legitimately authentic italian places. But its not fucking tomatina or whatever the fuck this pig doordashes, you have go drive to the surrounding suburbs of seattle to find it.

  • @OneNiceKittyRightThere
    @OneNiceKittyRightThere Před měsícem +3

    His face is extra strokie today

  • @cornpop8732
    @cornpop8732 Před měsícem +2

    Phil's not even an authentic human. How the hell would his ginbrain know what authentic Italian food is?

  • @KiwiHavok777
    @KiwiHavok777 Před měsícem +7

    DSP needs to romance kat or she will leave him for Tyrone!🙀

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +1

      Kst is clearly a 'soft butch' with that hair cut now. ❤

  • @thedeepfriar745
    @thedeepfriar745 Před měsícem

    There’s actually a Michelin star rated Italian restaurant in the Capitol Hill District of Seattle called “Spinasse”. They specialize in pasta dishes hailing from the Piedmont region of Italy.

  • @redlister2934
    @redlister2934 Před měsícem +1

    Ohh look Philbert is trying to scam doordash again.

  • @angry_zergling
    @angry_zergling Před měsícem

    "She's on DayQuil and everything OH GAHD" Wow, dood! DayQuil? Say it ain't so!

  • @baldrkrueger3552
    @baldrkrueger3552 Před měsícem

    Pig's day off:
    Ran Errands ✅
    Ran "around" all over Renton ✅ (Fred Meyer -> Petco -> Total Wine)
    Khet being a nuissance and stayed at home ✅(No more Tyrone/Jenna escapades young lady!)
    Khet playing a "new" gamepas game because husband is a cheapstake ❌(horse has the head cold disease)
    Ordered food from Doordash ✅ (didn't have to charge back this time.. or did he?!)
    Watched some random ass show on the Televisheean ✅(no battle bots this time, behavior fluctuating 1%)
    Made up story for the dents ✅(I'm Italian GUIZE!)
    Phil Burnell saying Italian food = pepperonni pizza ❌(the crust wasn't charred man!)
    Doordash and cable being the only link between Katherine and Phil ✅ (I have a family d00d)
    PhilAnton Ego Doordash Connoisseur ranting about the food not being "aUthenTEek" ✅ (he's really really really Italian)

  • @baladi921
    @baladi921 Před měsícem +6

    Better calll ooonnnnnn Tyyyrrrooonnneee

  • @seamonkey8435
    @seamonkey8435 Před měsícem +1

    Authentic?????? Has Phil been to Italy?? No he hasn’t. He wouldnt know authentic if it slapped him in the face

  • @CrystalLaser
    @CrystalLaser Před měsícem

    Is that giant “Phil’s Day Off the best stories on CZcams” logo on HIS video??

  • @isaigutierrez1617
    @isaigutierrez1617 Před měsícem

    HELL YEAH. Bless Khets heart. She finally discovered the man, the myth, the legend, the homie CHEFFREY. Khet will be happier now that she is far away from Phil to take cooking classes and making Italian sausages. Even Chef Jeff says she handles it well 😂😂😂

  • @dvaritek434
    @dvaritek434 Před měsícem

    Sigh, the char on an authentic connecticut apizza comes from it being cooked in a seasoned brick, coal or woodfired, oven. Who the heck will build an oven like that out on the west coast just for pigberts amusement?

  • @halicarnassus8235
    @halicarnassus8235 Před měsícem +1

    Right right right right?

  • @SpeccyHorace
    @SpeccyHorace Před měsícem +1

    Its not authentic Italian because the pizza isn't in specified sizes............jesus.

  • @richardwilliams5387
    @richardwilliams5387 Před měsícem

    18 dollars on pizza plus the carbonara? With delivery absolutely 60 bucks.

  • @Bmacthesage
    @Bmacthesage Před měsícem

    Interesting that if he stopped getting DoorDash once a week, he'd be able to afford 2 games a month! Assuming that each time is about $30 with the cost + fee. I have the suspicion that he doesnt tip his drivers....

  • @nyos22
    @nyos22 Před měsícem

    Khet craves a real, authentic italian sausage

  • @magis123
    @magis123 Před měsícem

    So he ordered from Romio's I'm sure which is quite literally 0.5 miles away from his place and that meal for two of them would be well into the $50 not counting delivery fees. Also just an FYI, yes the place has pizza sizes, he's just a mohran.

  • @5EyesIsntWatching
    @5EyesIsntWatching Před měsícem

    If Kat's even there lol it sure sounds like she's sick every time it's go out in public with Phil 😂😂😂
    Remember Phil's homemade authentic Italian style pizza. He can't cook worth a 💩 and has 0 business cutting up others cooking.

  • @moe1780
    @moe1780 Před měsícem +1

    Real Italian meat.

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 Před měsícem

    He always describes how surprised he is by portion sizes and exactly what he will be getting for his money. Because he HAS to order through an app. Hes legit afraid to call the restaurant, place the order and ask some questions like a normal person. He cant interact with people out in the world.

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant Před měsícem

    "Authentic" Italian only comes from the East Coast of the United States. Makes total sense. I mean, what even is Italy?

  • @D20JENNY
    @D20JENNY Před měsícem

    Stress does not cause a head cold.

  • @presidentxd
    @presidentxd Před měsícem

    Should do a segment on grooming teenage girls as he knows more about that than italian food.

  • @dertythegrower
    @dertythegrower Před měsícem +2

    You are not italian phil... just stop

  • @MatthewOceanXVX
    @MatthewOceanXVX Před měsícem

    DSP professional chef lmao

  • @halicarnassus8235
    @halicarnassus8235 Před měsícem

    Any other normal functioning adult would be embarrassed to have these same stories every single week

  • @iihellionii9742
    @iihellionii9742 Před měsícem

    “Another Phil’s day off nothing crazy”. As if he’s rock climbing or sky diving other days off lol.

  • @reiddutchess9955
    @reiddutchess9955 Před měsícem

    Phil wants authentic Italian food and orders the same food Dominos sells. What a douche 😂

  • @_Lag_
    @_Lag_ Před měsícem +2

    Wtf did I just watch

  • @luckys901
    @luckys901 Před měsícem

    Real authentic Italian pizza does not have pepperoni it relies on the sauce and cheese. Margherita is what it’s called for those wondering

  • @dez3162
    @dez3162 Před měsícem

    Widows peak is strong today.

  • @kyletech84
    @kyletech84 Před měsícem

    Still had to make that run to "Total Wine" tho huh, gotta get that supply of Bombay Sapphire right right

  • @Ron_Jambo_
    @Ron_Jambo_ Před měsícem

    DSP think "authentic Italian" food is only found in the East Coast of the USA, let that sink in.
    Is he aware if the existence of Italy or does he think it's a neighborhood in New York ?

  • @knifeandfork821
    @knifeandfork821 Před měsícem

    I HATE the way that DSP talks about food. He sounds so whiny and hateful and indignant and snobbish when he talks about what he had to eat - there always has to be a problem with his meal somehow.

  • @UncleFrenz
    @UncleFrenz Před měsícem

    if the crust is white that is a sign of it beign undercooked not inauthentic, valedictorian my ass

  • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
    @SupremeCommanderBaiser Před měsícem

    If the pizza is small, how could it be 8 pieces? Are "small" US pizzas medium ones in the rest of the world?

  • @vex980
    @vex980 Před měsícem +2

    Is this dsp or fukin gino de campo...im confused 😂😂

  • @zeldafreak1975
    @zeldafreak1975 Před měsícem

    Pigroach misses Village Pizza from the East Coast. I've actually heard from other sources that there aren't any of them out West. It is the best pizza, imho. Pizza Hut pan pizza used to be really good as well. They've gone to shit, though.
    Here's what I spent all your money on, morahhns 😂

  • @jeffoff7795
    @jeffoff7795 Před měsícem

    You cannot tell me that there's not a single Italian restaurant in the greater Seattle area that doesn't live up to Pigroach's refined east coast Italian palate. It's a major international city. He has to feel superior at all times. Make it yourself, Philippe. Oh, I forgot, you don't have time in your busy schedule. You have to play a very stressful game of Stardew Valley.

  • @komazil8
    @komazil8 Před měsícem

    Big italian feast at olive garden

  • @Ihuarraquax2016
    @Ihuarraquax2016 Před měsícem

    The pizza crust was tAnGy guise. CORRECT?

  • @Jonizerr0r
    @Jonizerr0r Před měsícem +1

    Who gets sick more? Kat or Biden?

  • @stephendonovan5056
    @stephendonovan5056 Před měsícem

    Always enjoy the levels of narcissism of Phil that he thinks him and his wife ordering fast food is good value content.

  • @SuperChatsRNotTips
    @SuperChatsRNotTips Před měsícem

    phil proving he is racist by saying he is italian when he is really polish

  • @blueblazewulf
    @blueblazewulf Před měsícem

    It’s really funny that he thinks that a authentic Italian restaurant or most sit down places have pizza sizes like a takeout pizza place. There is a good Italian restaurant where I live, and I know if he went there he would devour all the food and then say it’s not real Italian food like some kind of snob even though it’s really good.

  • @exdude
    @exdude Před měsícem

    cant cook cup of noodles right (eats with a spoon btw) makes campbells tomato soup like pasta sauce, but know alot about authentic Italian food...makes this make sense. you crave Italian, so you order pizza...right...not a unique pasta dish or anything, nope straight to pizza.

  • @punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693

    For all the Italian talk that comes from this guy, especially about food, and he orders a pizza?! That's his idea of Italian food and the first thing he mentioned and ordered? Being part Italian, I'm starting to seriously doubt Phil's claims of being Italian. He was already suspect big time with how little he ack-tually cooks, and now the pizza thing is another red flag. Unless Connecticut Italians are just weird.

  • @cloud-uv7dt
    @cloud-uv7dt Před měsícem

    Headaches and cravings huh?

  • @bitwawesome7
    @bitwawesome7 Před měsícem +1

    Romance Katherine

  • @daddybrian11
    @daddybrian11 Před měsícem

    all they talk about is food wow then begs for money at the same time

  • @MurrayNJ08
    @MurrayNJ08 Před měsícem

    Is this guy even Italian at all?

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 Před měsícem

    He is an Olive Garden Italian, nothing more, nothing less.

  • @alpachenis7196
    @alpachenis7196 Před měsícem

    Mate it’s prosciutto not brosciutto

  • @Andarath69
    @Andarath69 Před měsícem +1

    How does he have a wife? I've never seen her as I don't pay attention to his content, but who tf could stand being married to this dude?

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem

      its his room mate.. she is a soft butch, they sleep in their own beds... and she avoids him

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem +1

      paid room mate.. literally

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower Před měsícem

      2 beds burnells is real.. he also gave last girl a fake ring, and pays their bills

    • @CHI-JORDAN-CHI
      @CHI-JORDAN-CHI Před měsícem +1

      Trust me if she was in the same room as you it would be nearly impossible to miss her.

  • @damooooo
    @damooooo Před měsícem

    Has Phil ever been to Italy?

    • @rst9649
      @rst9649 Před měsícem

      He has never left North America, yet he think he the most cultured streamer when he has absolutely no clue.

    • @damooooo
      @damooooo Před měsícem

      @@rst9649 Mama Mia, what a spaghetti-o

  • @the21stsergeant
    @the21stsergeant Před měsícem

    Ummmm

  • @ralphh4411
    @ralphh4411 Před měsícem

    I want real Italian food orders pizza

  • @mechanicdrew3375
    @mechanicdrew3375 Před měsícem +1

    Unfortunately I live close to The DSP(like 35 mins away) there are actual legit Italian restaurants around the area. Phil won't go put to find the good places. Him and his hefer can't fit thru the doors to some places, so they just go on Doordash prolly just order a dominos bread bowl. He is completely ridiculous.( I have lived in NY and Chi.) Phil prolly just scared to be seen in public with his wildebeest

  • @wasabiGT
    @wasabiGT Před měsícem

    Fake Italian tough guy talking about real Italian food that he knows nothing about. Interesting

  •  Před měsícem

    phil is so damn picky like wtf.