When I first saw Linus's four heart event my eyes nearly bugged out of my head. I mean, he leads you into his tent, and you hear a lot of squelching without being able to see what's going on. What am I meant to think?
As long as you gift me several dozen expensive gifts before my traumatic divorce, my children flying off and my sudden memory loss of the entire event, then we will be best friends
This one was especially sad. Usually I find these videos funny, but Linus was just so happy to have someone. I'm crying, it's okay Linus I'll marry you
“Most people don’t treat me well so I have to be cautious.” “Well I don’t treat most people well so you were right on the money.” Please, DF, we can’t keep doing this
During this video, I kept imagining Linus speaking like Baldric from the Blackadder series. DF: I'm divorcing you, Linus Linus: But, M'lord, I"ve been in your family since 1532! DF: So has syphilis. Get out! (after the wedding kiss) Linus, have you been eating dung again? Yes M'lord!
Only about 12 more characters to go before you married and divorced everybody. After that, you could either make new characters to marry and divorce or find ways to start killing them with your axe.
I don't actually get why Linus loves prismatic shards. In his heart events he says he donated all his riches and rejected humanity to become monke but right here he's accepting a very rare and valuable treasure
I wouldn’t say a roommate, considering the fact that he lives in a tent by choice, but I’d definitely like it if you could at least make him a tent to move into on your farm and have that function as a sort of roommate arrangement.
3:30 The first time I saw this heart event I honestly lost my shit, had no idea what was going on. So glad such a hilariously misunderstandable sound effect is in the vanilla game.
A lot of his dialogue (when he starts living with you) seems to be borrowed from Elliot, I've noticed. I wasn't paying attention until he said the spider thing, haha. It was the exact same!
“You haven’t moved more than 100 meters from your current location” as if he didn’t go to floor 112 of the mines, the secret woods,Leah’s trash can and other areas
Hey DF, do you have any other social media like twitter or such? Also, do you have a name we can call you or DF is fine? Your videos are amazing, I watched almost all of them in a week! It makes my day when you post a new one :)
I need this mod! I was disappointed from the get-go that I could not marry Linus (I ended up marrying Leah instead... my other choice had been Shane, but I heard he goes back to drinking and moping if you marry him, and I didn't want to ruin his progress and his Blue Chicken hobby) because it would be a great little story, and hilarious town scandal. Plus like you said, it's great to have a pet hahaha
Are you trying to butter me up just so you can marry me and divorce me the same day and turn our children into birds? because if you are I'd prefer to be boxed in your kitchen, but only if i get a frog to keep me company.
"Do you want something from me?" "Your undying love for about seven days" I literally had to hold back a spittake since I was drinking orange juice as he said that X'D
I was so disappointed in game when I couldn't marry Linus. Dude charged through 89 floors of caves to save my ass.
Same my friendship with Linus is max and I found out I couldn’t marry him
I had thought you said "89 cages of ass to save my cave" ☠️
@@ilovekene9697 OMG LMAOO
Try mods.
I need to marry linus, i simp linus
When I first saw Linus's four heart event my eyes nearly bugged out of my head. I mean, he leads you into his tent, and you hear a lot of squelching without being able to see what's going on. What am I meant to think?
Happy Christian thoughts
yeah, same
Especially with certain other mods that use that sound….
I’m not complaining 🤭
You made it 10× worse by using the word "squelching".
"I've always wanted something to pet and feed" DangerouslyFunny says as walking past his dog.
Dog: *pickachu image*
:0 -pikachu
The dog: ö
"I've always wanted something to pet and feed. " *dog runs by in the background* delightful as usual sir.
Right when I saw this comment my cat came up to me and tried to kill meh :
Can’t feed the dog
I would love to be your friend, but I'm afraid it'll end in divorce.
But we would be friends for a little bit..
As long as you gift me several dozen expensive gifts before my traumatic divorce, my children flying off and my sudden memory loss of the entire event, then we will be best friends
"But wait, wheres the scary tent man?"
"I am the scary tent man."
ROFLMFAO
Dun dun DUUUUUUUN
"Come into my tent"
Squish squish squish
Yeah yep had totally pure thoughts there.
R4nd0ml3tt3rz same.
R4nd0ml3tt3rz oh good I'm not the only one
My reaction was :MonkaS: when I realize that it was from Stardew Valley
It was the devs' intention. xD
I thought the tent would fall apart XD
The town folk must be a little concerned about all the doves that now live in Stardew Valley lol
This one was especially sad. Usually I find these videos funny, but Linus was just so happy to have someone. I'm crying, it's okay Linus I'll marry you
I adore you so much it would be an honour to marry you and be abandoned by you on the same day.
That can be arranged, I just need 5 minutes of your time
DangerouslyFunny even less now you can use the cheat menu
the dislikes are all of the ex spouses
id say he has more than 56 exs :p
Sara Rae true
85....not surprised
*161 ex spouses!?!?!*
actually, that checks out
This is like 2 gay 4 me bro
'Here's a prismatic shard. Maybe that'll keep you warm.'
Linus cooks for you, teaches you to make new fish bait, and by all accounts is a fabulous host. My husband could learn a thing or two from him.
"I am the scary tent man"
And im donald trump
"I am the scary poisoned potato"
"I am BANE"
Harry scary tent man boo
And im the muffin man
I wish there was an event in game where you could build Linus a home!
that would actually be really heartwarming
chaoticimpulse , he lives in a tent by choice. He doesn't want a house.
soap packet 2 then buy him a better tent?
The only thing that doesn't make sense is that he lives right next to a carpenter
chaoticimpulse There's a mod that replaces his tent with a house!
"I've always wanted something to pet and feed" he says as he walks by his neglected dog.
“Most people don’t treat me well so I have to be cautious.”
“Well I don’t treat most people well so you were right on the money.”
Please, DF, we can’t keep doing this
Always accept weird colored mushrooms from strangers.
I'm pretty sure this guy can marry anyone, probably even himself. Although I don't know how he would divorce himself..
Yet
Definitely
That’s called self-consciousness.
U may kiss the old guy Linus
I need to see Mumps marry Pam. This is a Need.
Then you're in luck because that already happened
+Tanriel Bloodwood
Which one was that? I'm new here.
Kikyo4815 you mean you want to see him marry garbage
OMG YES
amandanluke2003 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT CUZ SOMEBODY JUST GOT BURNED!
During this video, I kept imagining Linus speaking like Baldric from the Blackadder series.
DF: I'm divorcing you, Linus
Linus: But, M'lord, I"ve been in your family since 1532!
DF: So has syphilis. Get out!
(after the wedding kiss) Linus, have you been eating dung again?
Yes M'lord!
Linus is wearing his fancy tux...aka a hefty trash bag with a yellow plastic tie string
Fashion at it's finest.
Supermodel.
Please don't show these to your future partner until AFTER you're married
Yes! Finally Linus gets his share of the love!
Indeed. Linus deserves our love, he's kinda wholesome when you think about it.
Oh, and heya! Didn't know you were here!
Only about 12 more characters to go before you married and divorced everybody. After that, you could either make new characters to marry and divorce or find ways to start killing them with your axe.
"I've always wanted something to pet and feed"
Says he as the dog walks by.
Please stay away from Gus. That man is too pure and deserves the best.
To late my dude
Linus is one of my fav characters. This was ALMOST a little upsetting but I ended up laughing. You are so wonderfully terrible.
No! DF this is too much, everybody but Linus. Leave Linus alone!!!
It’s been 3 years
It’s way too late
@@mightypurplelicious3209 Yes. I wrote that comment 3 years ago......
First, you give a homeless man shelter, food and love - and then you take it all away again.
You... I like you! ;)
Feels awesome to be a dickhead sometimes, even if it's just a video game :D
I don't actually get why Linus loves prismatic shards. In his heart events he says he donated all his riches and rejected humanity to become monke but right here he's accepting a very rare and valuable treasure
Maybe to keep donating?
The one character I wanted a marrage options for, and you're so mean to him,
Im hurt. q_q
Dont worry hes mean to everyone XD
"I am the scary tent man" XD
I AM THE SCARY TENT MAN
"Uh Linus, you better get ready soon or you're gonna be late for work."
Totally lost it lol
you should marry Jodi! If u can. U always make me happy with your dry sarcasm it always cracks me up🤓 I'm actually early for once
Yass
I will look into that
😀
Can't wait to see how her husband reacts to that
Doesn't matter, he'll be next
"a loving family"
yea right. like that is true.
Wish they gave us an option to have him as a roommate😭
I wouldn’t say a roommate, considering the fact that he lives in a tent by choice, but I’d definitely like it if you could at least make him a tent to move into on your farm and have that function as a sort of roommate arrangement.
3:30 The first time I saw this heart event I honestly lost my shit, had no idea what was going on. So glad such a hilariously misunderstandable sound effect is in the vanilla game.
i'm slightly sad that you couldn't keep Linus as a pet :c
There is a mod to make Vincent and Jas adults. Gives you 2 more people to torture.
Aphrodite They might be taken.
Y E S
O k
Good they are adult
Please marry the dwarf it would be the best and mean alot to me if you do
With your item mod can you get 999 Stardrops and get an insane amount of max energy?
Good question
Create 1812 you can. i tried. it was funnn
Linus is my favorite, how dare you
I treated him nice for a while
What Npc's expect when they marry you:Love,Kids that don't spontaneously die.
What they get:A rock and a way too expensive divorce.
I'm 3 years late and I absolutely love Linus. 💜
Everyday I give Linus food. Hes my favorite charecter, I wanna have the lil cave man live in my house
I literally clicked this video for the sole purpose of hearing every possible insult DF has to *Pelt* at Linus, comedy gold
I always wanted something to pet and feed, he says as he runs past his dog
"I'm not sure animals have feelings" XDDDDD
Always knew you like old homeless cough man parts
Dominik Rider "You could say he loves homeless dudes -- (No Home... oh)
David Harris You should be PUNished i presume we could send you a HOMEing missle
I thought the title said Lewis i was confused
Zach Jensen actually same
"Somehing to remember me by"
your heart of stone?
I love your stardew valley videos, you're the only reason I want to play the game 😅
mmHmm, he got that sketti from the trash ..."YuM"
"Probably a piece of garbage with a yellow piece of garbage in the middle of it lol"
Hey can you try to marry me? My favourite item is Diamonds so don't forget to bring me lots of those.
I will get you all the wallpaper you could ever want
"thank god i'd better take a nap'" me every time the last school bell rings
Will anyone be safe in Pelican Town? Find out in the next episode of whatever this series is called!
A lot of his dialogue (when he starts living with you) seems to be borrowed from Elliot, I've noticed. I wasn't paying attention until he said the spider thing, haha. It was the exact same!
Amazing and funny as always 😂 can't wait to see more stardew valley and sims videos!
“You haven’t moved more than 100 meters from your current location” as if he didn’t go to floor 112 of the mines, the secret woods,Leah’s trash can and other areas
A queston that keeps me up at night, do you feel love?
“That way we can see the rocks coming” Spit my coffee out at that part LOL
not to be weird or anything, but I'm curious to know, with this mod, if you can marry the elderly couple and the kids. That would be hilarious! 😂😂😂
Why are these so enjoyable?! I must either be a bad person, or just be too lazy to do this myself... yeah, definitely the second
Hey DF, do you have any other social media like twitter or such? Also, do you have a name we can call you or DF is fine?
Your videos are amazing, I watched almost all of them in a week! It makes my day when you post a new one :)
“I want a caviar filled lobster”
Let's play a game... guess who's gonna be caged up at the start of DF's next video.
His face when he realizes he gets an actual home, well done, mod developers :P
I need this mod! I was disappointed from the get-go that I could not marry Linus (I ended up marrying Leah instead... my other choice had been Shane, but I heard he goes back to drinking and moping if you marry him, and I didn't want to ruin his progress and his Blue Chicken hobby) because it would be a great little story, and hilarious town scandal. Plus like you said, it's great to have a pet hahaha
I got an ad before the video where someone said "It's the calm... before the divorce." Perfect 😂
I have 6 hearts on Abigail and I still have only done the 2 hearts event but when’s the 2nd or 3rd? WAAAAAH
you're really racking up the subscribers man, congrats! Your content rules!
Thank you:)
Oh my god I've been noticed, I'm so star struck right now :D
You get a prismatic shard;)
Are you trying to butter me up just so you can marry me and divorce me the same day and turn our children into birds? because if you are I'd prefer to be boxed in your kitchen, but only if i get a frog to keep me company.
Compromise, no frog for you. But you will have access to the sink. Cold water only
i love how dastardly you can be DangerouslyFunny i enjoy all these marriage videos their a riot XD
I feel bad for Linus every time I talk to him, and frequently end up gifting him something that I've picked up on the way from the farm
Linus is attending his own marriage.
10:19 Double the Linus, double the trouble
1:00 immediately made me think of the scene in The Dark Knight where Joker blows up the hospital
You're probably the one CZcamsr whose name fits them beyond perfectly. xDDD
"my feral husband" xD u r hilarious!!!!
"Do you want something from me?" "Your undying love for about seven days" I literally had to hold back a spittake since I was drinking orange juice as he said that X'D
DON'T BE MEAN TO HIM
plz
I love Linus. He's the best character.
3:42 it’s a special kind of fish bait I make masterbait
Linus does not want to live in your house.
I've been binging his videos, and I couldn't stop laughing during this one. So funny.
This video was painfully entertaining :)
“Don’t be, I paid them to do it”
Love your content, Mr. Dangerous. I can't wait for the new vids. :)
How not to treat Homeless/Less Fortunate people:
I love your videos, keep up the great work :D
Poor Linus, your rude with him, it's my favouite caractere.
who else noticed Linus during the marriage in the crowd
*Coconuts* anyway he was wearing a garbage bag and the yellow thing was a slice of cheese.
Thanks for all your content, DF. I rarely comment on any CZcams video but you brighten my day every time you upload. Best wishes for 2017!
Thanks so much!
"Thank GOD. I've gotta take a nap" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
So you did marry big foot.
YES BOY ANOTHER VIDEO ANOTHER VIDEO LENGTH TIME OF LAUGHING. YOU ARE MORE ADDICITIVE THAN COKE
Love ur content I can't believe ur almost at 50k!