Trim Your Hershey Bars (ep. 97) - Lifeline
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- čas přidán 9. 06. 2024
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Today we discuss a potentially scummy way to get a raise, trying to figure out if someone got the ick, what to do if you know someone who ruins stories, and if you should hold your grandma accountable for not texting (no).
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0:00 App ideas
9:42 Scummy raise?
12:59 Did they get the ick?
26:22 Grandma texting requirements
31:43 Backseat parenting
38:16 Petty marketplace scenario
42:33 "Indulging" in your ex
48:42 SO ruins stories
52:51 Trash room etiquette - Komedie
Shaving in bed is something that has never and would never have crossed my mind 😂
"How does Kristen feel about it?"
"Oh, she doesn't like it."
😂😂😂
Popped up on my feed, instantly clicked, day is great, let's go
Same here and I Didn’t even watch it yet
Same😂
Join the supercult… I mean Supergood family
Got a good hack for the second caller - if something is bothering you or you’re tired of over thinking it - write it down on a piece of paper, go for a walk somewhere and throw it in the trash. It helps 🙏🏻
to the girl who was asking if she should call out her grandma for not wishing her a happy birthday: y'dad left early. also you would not be invited to the log cabin.
Bing bong button is NEEDED 😂😂 Chris and Matt, love you bros ❤️
3 more episodes till Bill comes on. Can't wait 🙏🏾
SAME !!!! 👏🏼
Y’all some cudas for real
Is this confirmed ?
Runk
His dad?
Don't jinx it!
I completely empty out whenever i listen to both of your voices in my ear
Dry, Lotion or spit?
😂😂😂😂😂
"YAY DUDE!!!! I'M CLAPPING TO THE SIDE BECAUSE THE SHOW IS ON YES DUDE!!!! 👏 👏 👏
46:41 As Matt was saying "stop, stop, stop" I thought of Scott Stapp of Creed and how funny It would be if he mentioned him AND HE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ahahhaah amazing.
Trimming your Hershey bars in bed is CRAZY!!!!
Lint roller is crazierrr lmfao
It's disrespectful to your partner and kids who may lay there, that's something you do if you live on your own without a family 😂😂
The Vince Vaughn thing is crazy. I’ve said to my kids a lot how much Chris, you remind me of him. I said it to my youngest just yesterday lol! Same mannerisms, and the way you guys talk is similar IMO. Love ya, love this podcast!
Love you chris! Thanks for the amazing content. You as well Matt!!!
holy shit the sub count is finally going up?!!?! good for u guys
there were so many little one-liners by matt in this episode that were glossed over, and it’s honestly criminal.😂😂
We need Bill and his boys for epi 100!! 🙏❤️
The context of work is scummy. If they don't absolutely have to for their own self-interest, they don't care about whether they are being scummy to employees. Trust and believe
18:57 I was having a panic attack and laughed out of it thank you
❤🙏🏼 have a good day brother. You got this
Thanks for the episode guys ❤
Going up on the subscriber count!! Let’s freaking go!!!
We need bill for episode 100… ❤
15:27 "I'm good with numbers"
Hey Matt, you just mentioned Reggie and the full effect!!!!! Holy shit I went to high school with James dewees. We were good friends all through out junior high and high school. He was always so freaking talented. I was in a band that used to jam with his band called mailbox when we were like 14. Not a whole lot of people mention him. Sorry for getting all excited and blabbing. I remember going to support him when he played drums for coalesce. His Dad was a preacher at a local Methodist church. One day I remember him telling James he needed to do better in school because the odds of him making a career in music were next to zero. After we graduated I had a job at a local liquor store and James busted his ass delivering pizza all over town and constantly write and record music projects on the side. One night he comes flying into the parking lot of my work, comes bouncing in with a mixture of tears, happiness and accomplishment. He reaches in his pocket and shows me an advance check made out to him from a big deal record company for like 30,000 dollars. The rest is history. James could write the sickest chorus and vocal harmonies faster and catcher than anyone I know. So glad to see his success. I can hear him now... "giiiirl......why'd you run away.... huge fan of the podcast. Peace.
I’m a musician reading this started a fire underneath me to make it! Thank you.
Nothing like a new episode of Lifeline. Life absolutely rips
I damn near died laughing at 46:58 "I'm a fucking *idiot*" 😂
Love from Norfolk, love hearing our city’s name!!!!
LIFE RIPS
20:00 the i've done it stuff is so funny
Been harpin on it! The best greasy hair competition yet!😂
This episode cracked me the fuck up lmao one of my all time favorites I think.
The only way I start my Sundays! Bing Bong Bing Bong and TLLLL!
best episode in a long long time let’s go
Sunday funday. Manscaping in your bed is psycho 😆
I love Sundays 🎉❤
Im gonna try laying down. LMAO this is genius
Frank Thomas the “Big Train” haha.
This episode was hilarious lol
“You’re not my brother” 😂 dead
Just absolutely locked in
Matt’s hair today tho 🤌👩🍳
😂😂😂😂 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO??? I swear yall do the funniest shit sometimes
At which time does the new ep get online?😃
Never give out your phone number to cashiers, because those companies sell that information to scammers
BILL FOR EPISODE 100!!!!!!!
Trim Hershey bars in the bath tub, pick up most of it with a tissue so nothing clogs you’re welcome
Tooooooo many announcements! it’s hilarious 😂
I agree with the 9.3 assessment of Chris’ hair, and Matt looks 🔥 in the cornflower 💙 hoodie.
The girl who was upset her grandma didn’t text her gave me the ICK bad af😂
It's a woman they are gonna care more than a guy about emotional things like that cause that's how they are wired, as a guy of course we don't understand but I'll admit she's a little too caught up in it either way
Man yall gotta listen to Matt’s podcast The Private Record it’s so good
Cashiers should be scoping out the line situation before opening a new till.
Chris almost said hersheysquirts
Whoa Reggie and the Full Effect reference...of courseeee it's from Matt...because Matt is amazing...sickinnit!?
Trimming in bed is off limits no matter what! 😂
BING BOOOOOONG
43:15 oh! Y’PIECE! Frfr
Subs goin up🎉🎉🎉🎉 591k lessgo
I just noticed that. Was 576k last time i payed attention
Ikr 🥳 shadowban is over
Chris was a little grumpy today wasn’t he
I liked the longer outro 🫶🏼
32:22 bro speak up and just say hey bro boundaries! You ever heard of them😂
Matt, i needs that HOODIEEEEEE! #sowarm😌
The Apple vision pee pee app idea is absolute SENSATIONAL (future vc)
The subscriber numbers dropped fast and now are slowly rising
I KNOW Chris is not telling Matt to dial it back and to calm down 😂 turn that knob all the way to the right!!
How about trimmin' the Charlie browns?
pissin' on RDJ's face is a life goal
Cut ties with grandma 😂
dawggg Chris rocking the HTG??? 😮💨😮💨
*Example of Chris being out of touch*
Matt: yeah and the apple vision pro is like $3,500!
* awkward pause
Chris: Oh yeah and that’s like a lot of money!
"He's my robot"
52:42 - chris being hurt by what matt said and then thinking about how he thinks about himself too much
and being deflated for the rest of the episode
I had a dream that I was at one of Chris’ shows and he was being heckled afterwards and started ripping on the person and then I chimed in to try to be cool and it failed so so so bad and Chris and everyone around ended up ripping me even worse.
26:25 grandma may or may not be a big texter and/or could have possibly just forgotten. Call mom and tell her you’ve not heard from grandma yet and have mom call grandma & drop your birthday into a conversation with grandma. No need to ‘call out’ grandma and make her feel bad.
Congrats on that Adidas sponsorship!!
from 583k to 591k in a few days 😨
SIT ON IT
I don't know why this is a pet peeve, but when they say " next person in line" or someone opens a new register, IT'S THE NEXT PERSON WHO IS WAITING IN LINE!! Not some Rando that just walked up!!!
I will say no grandma text can be bad, my dad's mom is 75ish, is on her phone all day, uses emojis, takes part in a daily family group chat, she doesn't like her granddaughter lol, my moms mom is also 80 and tech savvy but doesn't talk to me, no beef
not gonna lie the "mmm. ight." is not bad
Hey trash chute guy, REALLY? Eh S'CALL THE LEASING OFFICE
😅thank you
crumb bum 😂
15:11 grossest swallowing sound ever
If you care that ppl dont text on your birthday as an adult ....eh....seh...ee..gah...tistical
Chris is S’grumpy
Matt, your neighbour probably has a crush on you 🥰
The girl whose grandma didn’t text her happy birthday - I’m so confused lol I genuinely don’t understand why you would text her to tell her she didn’t say happy birthday?
Sorry but I completely thought that tattoo looked like chest hair as soon as she appeared on screen 😅
Regarding the trash chute: Yes, they might just be lazy axxholes. They might also be stupid. Like, they’ve never lived in that kind of building and don’t know how it works, think a maintenance worker is responsible for running the chute or something and that tenants just leave it in the room. I know, not likely, but 🤷♀️… I’ve been surprised many times in my life at what people don’t know.
Two other possibilities: child is responsible for the trash removal in the home and 1. doesn’t know how it works or 2. doesn’t give a shit/is lazy and parents don’t follow up beyond the trash being gone from their space.
Or… and hear me out… someone has a phobia of the chute.
But it’s probably just lazy axxholes and property mgmt should post something in the room regardless.
Ditto Dat
Matt is so emotionally intelligent its the most attractive quality about him. S’simp 🧍🏻♀️
JUST got outta that one 🕜
4:43 STOPPPP
Parents letting their kids rain free, Bryan Callen is old. He just simply can’t keep up. 😂
For the second caller about overthinking everything, I honestly suggest micro dosing mushrooms. Worked wonders for me, and it beats any medication a doctor will give you.
yess 🎉
people dont forget Chris
14:40 get a consultation and find the right medicine for you.
CHAT CHAT CHATINNOOOGAAA
like if you agree we need a bing bong button.
Bit killer Jones on the wife who ruins stories…