Dirty Laundry Full Episode [Vic Michaelis, Raphael Chestang, Ryan Creamer, Carolyn Page]

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  • čas přidán 25. 08. 2024
  • The show about spilling secrets (but not drinks - Grant spent a lot of time on those) is back. Welcome to Dropout.tv's Dirty Laundry, where host Lily Du brings four comedians together to share their deepest, darkest, most ridiculous secrets - and see who can figure out who each secret belongs to. You can watch all of season 1 and new episodes from season 2 (releasing every other Tuesday), along with extended cocktail recipes by Grant O'Brien, by signing up for Dropout today: signup.dropout.tv
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Komentáře • 328

  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 Před rokem +7492

    I love dirty laundry because everyone is trying to convince everyone that the secrets couldn’t possibly belong to them and then there’s Grant playing an entirely different game where he wants to be accused of anything

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Před rokem +340

      Can't blame him. Being seen as "the quirky one" in a group is a remarkably easy source of renewable attention.

    • @novaaurorajade6914
      @novaaurorajade6914 Před rokem +92

      Imma be completely honest I only watch for grant I freaking love him he is hilarious!!!!

    • @FHGryphonIRL
      @FHGryphonIRL Před rokem +15

      @@novaaurorajade6914 same lol

    • @younghex9577
      @younghex9577 Před rokem +18

      And that's why we all love grant

    • @kaseybennett7415
      @kaseybennett7415 Před rokem +4

      ​@@havcola6983 bro that's deep

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Před rokem +3311

    Ryan: "I am famously a piss boy"
    Raph: "But it could be Carolyn because she's wearing yellow."

  • @jodi106
    @jodi106 Před rokem +1987

    I love how fast Raf went from "Oh shit" to *"On a laptop???"*

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 Před rokem +1389

    “Will you be honest right now, was it a Pickle Rick?” Is such a great addition to the conversation.

  • @fightmonkey4750
    @fightmonkey4750 Před 6 měsíci +205

    Vic having a real life five nights at freddys' experience is pretty wild. Glad they survived the night to tell the story.

  • @mirjamk
    @mirjamk Před rokem +3817

    Okay, but can we take a moment to appreciate Lily's look in this episode? The outfit, the hair, the GLOVES???

  • @atakiri
    @atakiri Před rokem +1132

    I, who chooses not to drink alcohol, am so touched that there's a non-alcoholic drink option right at the front of the video. Most shows wouldn't aclnowledge that

  • @crimsoneclipse0618
    @crimsoneclipse0618 Před rokem +251

    I really love how Grant always has a one liner monologue to open up his stories.

  • @Blue-wz5um
    @Blue-wz5um Před rokem +2651

    ryans insistence on being like "ohr you are all after me because you think im the pissboy whos the pissboy now" when he was the first one to call himself a pissboy in the episode is real pissboy behavior
    Edit: he wasn't first to say it but he did immediately agree with it so I think my point still stands

    • @GaleTheSpark
      @GaleTheSpark Před rokem +39

      Wait, wasn't Carolyn the first one to call him a pissboy?

    • @Blue-wz5um
      @Blue-wz5um Před rokem +20

      @@GaleTheSpark oh dang you're right I just went back to the part. I guess my brain just thought he called himself one first bc of his immediate confirmation "oh yeah true it is hard to defend when you're notoriously a pissboy"

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard Před rokem +67

      @@GaleTheSpark That's right! But - unfortunately you didn't say Um, actually, so I won't give you this point.

    • @alexanderbull905
      @alexanderbull905 Před rokem +3

      It’s like fart in a jar martin

  • @SCMabridged
    @SCMabridged Před rokem +808

    Grant secretly being sponsored by that "one company that makes Pineapple Amaro".

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Před rokem +1453

    There was nothing slicker than Ryan wearing a rain slicker to a first date while also subsequently and purposefully making it rain in his pants.

  • @LakeVermilionDreams
    @LakeVermilionDreams Před rokem +897

    I was just going to ask aloud "Hey, isn't Lily supposed to have secrets sprinkled in here?" and then... "Well, here's the story..."!

  • @lng2750
    @lng2750 Před rokem +939

    Wow a cocktail set?? I think the season 1 prizes were socks 😂 That's a nice upgrade!! Thanks for the full episode CH 🧡

    • @m4a44
      @m4a44 Před rokem +6

      Dirty socks? :P

    • @Spiritoftherain
      @Spiritoftherain Před rokem +64

      Dirty laundry socks and dirty laundry wine. They gave this show a bigger budget!

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri Před rokem +2

      @@Spiritoftherain ...and the cocktail set is available in their merch store.

  • @VeteranVandal
    @VeteranVandal Před rokem +354

    Raph is very good at this game tbh. All his reasoning is somewhat sound and he read people mostly correctly. It's actually impressive.

  • @notoriousgoblin83
    @notoriousgoblin83 Před rokem +583

    Ryan being referred to as a pissboy is so funny without context

  • @randomcomrade6826
    @randomcomrade6826 Před 4 měsíci +58

    I have never once heard a normal story about a hamster.

  • @GaleTheSpark
    @GaleTheSpark Před rokem +428

    Lily: Does it have your byline on it?
    Raph: Probably
    Me: *immediately googles it* Oh hey, look, it does!

  • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
    @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 Před rokem +125

    bro the boyfriend who uses tinder on a computer that is not even his really wasn't working with a full deck of cards, like c'mon this is insane lol

  • @pyuraii
    @pyuraii Před rokem +224

    "i'm looking for a relationship. that seems like a red flag."
    "...that's not what grant and i are looking for."

  • @ellaveysel1041
    @ellaveysel1041 Před rokem +185

    I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A FULL EPISODE OF DIRTY LAUNDRY FOR SO LONGGG YESS

    • @lincolnlu9869
      @lincolnlu9869 Před rokem +5

      They're on Dropout... Like right there

    • @jellorbs495
      @jellorbs495 Před rokem

      @@lincolnlu9869 some of us are broke :(

  • @amfate
    @amfate Před rokem +297

    Grant and his drinks is something I will always look forward to

  • @EndTheEnding
    @EndTheEnding Před rokem +320

    I already subbed for dropout (the streaming service, not the stud next door), but still can’t resist rewatching the whole thing here for a second time. So captivatingly entertaining. Please make more.
    Also can we get more seasons of Rank Room and Paranoia please? I also loved those

  • @mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373

    these people's lives are so damn interesting XD. Like dude I'd be proud to have secrets even half as fun as these

    • @rinocorn_
      @rinocorn_ Před rokem +68

      I think its more so they are good storytellers, you probably have some great ones, you just got to tell them in an interesting way

  • @theversusverses
    @theversusverses Před rokem +1048

    my biggest problem with this series is how hot everyone is and it makes me emotionally compromised

    • @thegreatandterrible4508
      @thegreatandterrible4508 Před rokem

      Well, there is a famous porn star there

    • @ashgold7036
      @ashgold7036 Před rokem +98

      Thought this said emotionally constipated and kinda just accepted it like "yeah feel u bro"

    • @nothingtoseehere7554
      @nothingtoseehere7554 Před rokem +5

      FR

    • @lydiamourningstar2028
      @lydiamourningstar2028 Před rokem +86

      Literally though. And they're all VERY different kinds of hot. Vic: wholesome and precious hot. Raph: funny intellectual hot. Ryan: guy next door hot. Carolyn: mildly edgy extrovert hot. Lily: elegant but down to earth hot. Grant: awkward goofball hot.

    • @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
      @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Před rokem +9

      @@lydiamourningstar2028 lmao true

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 Před rokem +219

    thanks for the full episode of dirty laundry, collegehumor!

    • @R-SXX
      @R-SXX Před 11 měsíci

      OVERKILL

  • @Corgi6725
    @Corgi6725 Před rokem +79

    It’s cool they have a non-alcoholic cocktail now too!!

  • @Pr0zimity
    @Pr0zimity Před 2 měsíci +14

    Vic is a menace I always get so pumped when they're in a video

  • @thanatos3505
    @thanatos3505 Před rokem +126

    Just googled the Reese Witherspoon story and yeah it's still there and Raph's name is on the byline lol

    • @noerartnoe
      @noerartnoe Před rokem +15

      One I found with his name had been corrected to say "on 20", though. The majority of the *rest* of the first page of the google search, however, still said "20mph" - which I presume we can blame him for.

  • @charchxr
    @charchxr Před rokem +23

    “the way your setting this up, it could be a rom com, it could be a horror movie” (4:23) i feel like that’s the vibes of every single one of these stories

  • @irokoalien
    @irokoalien Před rokem +33

    Cackling at Grant getting to half-mast talking about the logistics of divorce-fucking

  • @biggusriggus7693
    @biggusriggus7693 Před rokem +208

    If Ryan the guy who posted the wholesome videos on The Hub of like "cleaning the casting couch"

    • @threeheadedmountaindew
      @threeheadedmountaindew Před rokem +52

      i'm pretty sure it is! i remember the name Ryan Creamer 😂

    • @dropout
      @dropout  Před rokem +117

      The very same!

    • @anabsolnamednyx899
      @anabsolnamednyx899 Před rokem +3

      Do you happen to have a link? Asking for a friend

    • @biggusriggus7693
      @biggusriggus7693 Před rokem +9

      @three headed mountain dew I knew it! Always had a good laugh whenever screen grabs of the thumbnails for different videos would pop up. so many cliché video prompts flipped to wholesome fun

  • @covertpetersen2573
    @covertpetersen2573 Před 5 měsíci +29

    Shit did I work with Vic at Halloween haunt in Toronto in like 2008-2009 and not realize until this episode?

  • @LunaBeth97
    @LunaBeth97 Před rokem +150

    The irony of me needing to get up and pee while Ryan's explaining his story😂

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 Před rokem +57

    It wild that someone was allowed to get their driver’s licence photo taken in costume. Like, her in Canada you aren’t even allowed to smile, you have to look depressed so people can recognize you neutrally

  • @JKMeZmA
    @JKMeZmA Před rokem +183

    Love this series, long may it continue!!

  • @irregularlyregularly
    @irregularlyregularly Před rokem +64

    I am shocked and disappointed that nobody called it his "pegkle" instead of a pickle

  • @chrischrischrischris5174
    @chrischrischrischris5174 Před rokem +181

    "it's strong, it's rich, it's assertive, it's sweet, this drink is everything i wish i was as a man"
    anyone else think 3 out of 4 ain't bad? I'd let grant charm me into buying $4 worth of stuff at a cvs any day

  • @HelgaCavoli
    @HelgaCavoli Před rokem +84

    I LOOOOOOVE Raph's laugh! 😂 I miss him at the News videos.

  • @calumhouston3308
    @calumhouston3308 Před 5 měsíci +9

    You could see the worry in Ryan's eyes when he mentioned how the last group he told the story to immediately changed everyone's opinion of him was going to happen again.😅

  • @Arixandrine
    @Arixandrine Před rokem +21

    Can't believe he entered a cab with pissed pants

  • @Not_A_Big_Fan
    @Not_A_Big_Fan Před 2 měsíci +4

    One liner into Monologue is a true combo, Grant has the technique perfected

  • @arieltallen5732
    @arieltallen5732 Před rokem +44

    This is officially my favorite college humor show

  • @TheBrianJ
    @TheBrianJ Před 3 měsíci +8

    Raph: "So then yeah, Shaq shows up and gives the guy his motorcycle."
    Lily: "Was he happy when Shaq got there?"
    Raph: "EVERYBODY is happy when Shaq gets there! If Shaq walked in right now, we'd all be happy!"
    Truly one of the greatest exchanges in Dropout history.

    • @PatchworkPS
      @PatchworkPS Před 8 dny

      This story is a goldmine. "If you're gonna be a fake cop, wear a real vest" and the line about biker groups were my highlights of the episode

  • @whitemountain_
    @whitemountain_ Před rokem +30

    Lily out here dazzling like a right dame from the 1920s

  • @Greg-vq9tu
    @Greg-vq9tu Před rokem +40

    The hamster bit really got me 😂😂😂

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri8371 Před rokem +63

    College humor is like the gift that keeps on giving. Thank you
    But goddamn now I need the dropout subscription even more....don't tell em

  • @rebbyberard8150
    @rebbyberard8150 Před rokem +24

    As a Marylander I am so glad I chose to watch this episode because I do feel represented by the MD and DC stories

  • @cachacinha1378
    @cachacinha1378 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Lily Du is always so gorgeous in this series, please let us know what Lily's wearing in each episode!!! This dress is gorgeous!!!!!

  • @schist7867
    @schist7867 Před rokem +85

    Grants cocktails seem like he read a book one time. 😂

  • @buttwhittle8185
    @buttwhittle8185 Před rokem +23

    Pissboy getting all embarrassed and unable to own up to the nickname he gave himself has to be the funniest shit ever.

  • @amelia3146
    @amelia3146 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Some of these literally made me gasp when I heard them & the stories/explanations after rarely made it better 😭

  • @Tesla-Cannon
    @Tesla-Cannon Před rokem +122

    These episodes remind me everyone else's life is so much more interesting than mine lol

  • @artoocase
    @artoocase Před 6 měsíci +5

    having just finished reading about the history of tiki/hawaiian bars in the US and coming to watch this episode to see grant referring to my exact rabbit hole of research was magical

  • @liltiger3
    @liltiger3 Před rokem +32

    “On a laptop!?” Raph oh my god!

  • @Kosen66
    @Kosen66 Před rokem +17

    Love dirty laundry. I have drop out but I just wanted to back up the cast on the algorithm. Y'all are doing good work

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 Před rokem +3

      I wish the app had comments tbh

  • @thenightranger987
    @thenightranger987 Před rokem +39

    You can’t convince me that the last thing in that cocktail set isn’t a sex toy

    • @todaywithanewsprintfray
      @todaywithanewsprintfray Před rokem +9

      It’s a muddler, but I suppose you Could use it for other purposes if you’re wrong.

    • @andytheflag
      @andytheflag Před rokem +16

      No flared bottom, do not insert

  • @boyflux
    @boyflux Před rokem +29

    That mac nut liqueur is so good! Unfortunately a roommate of mine was dating a sneaky alcoholic. He got a taste for it and then tried to water it down to cover up his indiscretion.

  • @sabriel_
    @sabriel_ Před rokem +15

    dirty laundry is one of my fav CH shows and i have a big gay crush on lily every time i love her outfits and i vote she gets an entire massive outfit budget a la Met Gala bc she always looks so good

  • @Bobberation
    @Bobberation Před rokem +40

    That drink actually sounds amazing and I will never buy the ingredients for it

  • @datafoxy
    @datafoxy Před rokem +55

    I love Raph's laugh.

  • @ScarletMagus
    @ScarletMagus Před rokem +12

    I would pay almost any amount of money to have Grant make me drinks. God that looks good.

  • @captainwolf3805
    @captainwolf3805 Před rokem +35

    I'm not gonna lie, i guessed grant for almost all of them...

  • @cleorobins5878
    @cleorobins5878 Před rokem +16

    “…she was hit by a car traveling at 20 mph, Santa Monica Police confirmed to Entertainment Tonight.…” lol

  • @dapawta
    @dapawta Před rokem +88

    As SOON as Caroline said, "the next day" I Knew. I immediately KNEW that that shit was on purpose. Maybe they're not airing it, for legal purposes. But it was on purpose

    • @jessehammer123
      @jessehammer123 Před rokem +5

      Are you referring to the eye-burning story?

    • @anabsolnamednyx899
      @anabsolnamednyx899 Před rokem +2

      @@jessehammer123 I believe so

    • @florianbontemps9472
      @florianbontemps9472 Před rokem +6

      What purpose, I'm confused

    • @mash9415
      @mash9415 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@florianbontemps9472 same, confused. is it that she said it was accidental?

    • @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson
      @WorldsUnhealthiestFitPerson Před 5 měsíci +1

      I think they mean the boyfriend was "on Tinder" specifically to cause a big scene that would then result in a big declaration with the flowers and whatnot. So the laptop bit is what sounds on purpose. I can kinda see that, but yeah, not a guy playing with a full deck.

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Bomb threats are most often around finals. Serious ones I don't know, but as an ex university security person, we were told to expect bomb threats around finals if there were any.

  • @MotaShotta
    @MotaShotta Před rokem +12

    This is really the best Dropout show since Game Changer

  • @giantred
    @giantred Před rokem +27

    "That's his f**k pickle" xD

  • @k1tkat-kate
    @k1tkat-kate Před 3 měsíci +3

    As Vic started their story about being a Halloween monster performer, i was 100% sure that story was gonna be like 'oh me and this other employee who was dressed like a convict accidentally locked ourselves in this building' lol NOPE! 😂

  • @salt-emoji
    @salt-emoji Před rokem +9

    The chemistry or whatever you might call it between grant and Carolyn is 🙌🙌

  • @SkilesHasFun
    @SkilesHasFun Před 9 měsíci +6

    I love that Ryan has embraced his reputation as a "notorious piss boy"

  • @misteraskman3668
    @misteraskman3668 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Vic trurly runs the full spectrum of "let me tell you, one time…"

  • @rogamu7531
    @rogamu7531 Před rokem +17

    Finally! I've been so excited to watch more!

  • @dapawta
    @dapawta Před rokem +132

    How old is Grant, 28 or smt?
    Grant really sat here and said, *slaps hood of car:*
    You can pack so much fucking into these 28 years

    • @evierae3182
      @evierae3182 Před rokem +34

      No he’s like mid thirties I think, surprisingly

    • @dapawta
      @dapawta Před rokem

      @@evierae3182 OMFG HE ISSSSSS Just googled it, he's apparently 36 y/o. No fucking waaaaaaaayyyyyy

    • @mloxard
      @mloxard Před rokem +20

      36

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 Před rokem +17

      Dude is the kind of actor who would get cast in high school dramas well into his 40s

    • @ese.amador
      @ese.amador Před rokem

      ​@@havcola6983 he looks old asf

  • @_Woo
    @_Woo Před rokem +12

    "Who almost got shot while trying to impersonate a cop"
    Everyone conciously NOT looking at the black guy.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven Před rokem +10

    That Reese Witherspoon story is in fact still up on ET's website with Raph's name in the byline...

  • @mattwcheese2045
    @mattwcheese2045 Před 9 měsíci +7

    Everyone's Happy when Shaq shows up!

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 Před rokem +9

    Ryan, I share your pain. Every drink will soon be followed by a bathroom break. Kidney bros! Where's the bathroom?

  • @jeffolson4803
    @jeffolson4803 Před rokem +8

    Lily is STUNNING today wow

  • @seb612schuth
    @seb612schuth Před rokem +17

    This show is pretty well elaborated

  • @jingbot1071
    @jingbot1071 Před 7 měsíci +3

    This episode is the sole reason I know macadamia nut liqueur is amazing

  • @SpinX522
    @SpinX522 Před rokem +9

    Not a lawyer, but what was described, was not liable. Pretty sure for liable and slander it requires you to 1 know what your saying is false, and 2 that you wanted to intentionally cause harm to the person's reputation. That Reece Witherspoon story met exactly 0 criteria for liable. Guarantee it would have been dismissed pretty much immediately and that's if it even made in front of a judge.

  • @MinscArendia
    @MinscArendia Před 5 měsíci +2

    Vic is absolutely everything I want out of a partner. They seem like such a genuinely lovely person and are gorgeous to boot.

  • @kevinacapps
    @kevinacapps Před rokem +14

    Just re-subbed to binge watch this entire series.

  • @abcdefg2120
    @abcdefg2120 Před rokem +12

    Which side of the pencil though? That story could either be a slightly gross anecdote or a serial killer origin story depending on whether she went in with the point or the eraser.

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow Před 4 měsíci +2

    i love how everyone else is playing an actual game while grant is just collecting spank bank material

  • @talonleuco
    @talonleuco Před rokem +5

    As a Marylander, I have never heard a more accurate description of Maryland.

  • @anastasiaharder6586
    @anastasiaharder6586 Před rokem +12

    This is also perfect because I am currently actually doing my laundry

  • @strangeity
    @strangeity Před rokem +9

    Are the Dirty Laundry socks from the early episode prizes ever gonna be merch? They made the cocktail set merch!! Gimme those funky socks!!!

  • @mileswilson6204
    @mileswilson6204 Před měsícem

    Grant's cocktail feels insane, like is he doing a bit there about fancy cocktails? But sounds delicious xD

  • @slyphknttdotdotdot637
    @slyphknttdotdotdot637 Před rokem +19

    I can die now, they posted another dirty laundry full episode AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @june9050
    @june9050 Před rokem +10

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bartender Grant is the hottest Grant

  • @gokceyildirim8161
    @gokceyildirim8161 Před rokem +10

    shaq comment at the end, i'm such a sucker for callbacks.

  • @aura.l.b.2290
    @aura.l.b.2290 Před rokem +8

    The comment Raph made about Maryland not really being north or south as a state culturally is pretty accurate. The accents you get from people range from New England to southern ranchers and we say y’all.

  • @L1lmab3ans
    @L1lmab3ans Před 5 měsíci +2

    I googled an article on Reese Witherspoon and it actually said 20mph lol.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Před rokem +7

    This show rules

  • @dcipleofthed
    @dcipleofthed Před rokem +17

    Lily is dripping in style as always!

  • @ddubmomo
    @ddubmomo Před rokem +18

    Carolyn is priceless and I want to party with her forever

  • @PhantomKyuubiLP
    @PhantomKyuubiLP Před 3 měsíci +1

    In my head, carolyn's break up was very sin city stylized and it was more purposeful of a burn. hahaha

  • @keysmash_roa
    @keysmash_roa Před rokem +115

    vic is so pretty they are gender goals

    • @speedracr7
      @speedracr7 Před rokem +4

      She sure is

    • @honeywasp138
      @honeywasp138 Před rokem +53

      @@speedracr7 yeah they sure are :)

    • @FrumiousBandersnatch42
      @FrumiousBandersnatch42 Před rokem +4

      I couldn't find any place on the internet that says what their pronouns are. One cite, however, claimed their gender is "female", which really irritated me.

    • @deatheater6222
      @deatheater6222 Před rokem +34

      @@FrumiousBandersnatch42 their pronouns appear when they introduce everyone on the show

    • @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy
      @imcrazyimcrazyimcrazy Před rokem +1

      @@speedracr7 yup *they* sure are

  • @JGerrity
    @JGerrity Před 4 dny

    25:33 Damn Grant, drink your beachcombers, don’t drop them!