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Yandere Human Kidnaps Neko Listener! (F4M) (F4A)

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  • čas přidán 28. 09. 2021
  • #f4a #f4m #yandere #neko
    One day you were eating some delicious food you found and the next you wake up in someone's house! Will you be able to escape? What is going on?! Nyah~ What a mess!

Komentáře • 115

  • @Gamerzombiex
    @Gamerzombiex Před 2 lety +31

    The yandere actually has a good point for once

  • @volcanomonkey7959
    @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +36

    You captured us with sushi, lobster tail, and filet mignon didn't you!!! No neko in their right mind would fall for cheap tuna, beef, and dollar store shrimp!!!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +7

      Huehuehue only the very best for my Kitty 🥰 fun fact: my friend made me think wasabi was avocado the first time i had sushi. 😭 thankfully i didn’t completely trust them and only had a small amount but it was enough to see my life flash before my eyes

    • @volcanomonkey7959
      @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +4

      I know the feeling. I had wasabi mixed with soy sauce with my sushi and felt like my brain was being fried in oil!!!

    • @jamailwhite5158
      @jamailwhite5158 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA Me: Hisss!!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      😘 here kitty kitty

    • @jamailwhite5158
      @jamailwhite5158 Před 2 lety +2

      @@AlliBearASMRVA Me: Lady, 3things ok,Let Me ,Out.

  • @tairhan7404
    @tairhan7404 Před 2 lety +9

    IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AN AUDIO LIKE THIS FOR FOREVER TYSM >w

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 Před 2 lety +2

    A sweet yandere to give this cute little neko some headpats.

  • @chrismith251
    @chrismith251 Před 2 lety +2

    Fun fact: Panama hats are actually made in Ecuador

  • @InhaleMyAcid
    @InhaleMyAcid Před 2 lety +4

    I'll watch an entire ad for some reason

  • @connor203
    @connor203 Před 2 lety +18

    Ralof: Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Lokir: Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been half way to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we should be here. It’s these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. Ralof: We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Imperial Soldier: Shut up back there! [Lokir looks at the gagged man.] Lokir: And what’s wrong with him? Ralof: Watch your tongue! You’re speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Lokir: Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You’re the leader of the rebellion. But if they captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? Ralof: I don’t know where we’re going, but Sovngarde awaits. Lokir: No, this can’t be happening. This isn’t happening. Ralof: Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Lokir: Why do you care? Ralof: A Nord’s last thoughts should be of home. Lokir: Rorikstead. I’m...I’m from Rorikstead. [They approach the village of Helgen. A soldier calls out to the lead wagon.] Imperial Soldier: General Tullius, sir! The headsman is waiting! General Tullius: Good. Let’s get this over with. Lokir: Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Ralof: Look at him, General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. This is Helgen. I used to be sweet on a girl from here. Wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries mixed in. Funny...when I was a boy, Imperial walls and towers used to make me feel so safe. [A man and son watch the prisoners pull into town.] Haming: Who are they, daddy? Where are they going? Torolf: You need to go inside, little cub. Haming: Why? I want to watch the soldiers. Torolf: Inside the house. Now.

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +10

      Proceeds to change races for an hour and then beautify my character
      only to use a helmet 98.99% of the time 🤣

    • @volcanomonkey7959
      @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +3

      Blast you Connor Fraser now I have to start a new game of skyrim as a Khajit!!!! When I know for a fact my mains are Argonians and Redguards respectively!!!

    • @yancon2862
      @yancon2862 Před 2 lety +4

      I know that's you Todd! STOP TRYING TO SELL ME SKYRIM AGAIN!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +5

      But the new ultra hd super nova uber exclusive ultimate double deluxe edition of Skyrim 76 is now out!

  • @brandongilbert2084
    @brandongilbert2084 Před 2 lety +6

    Maybe a part 2 for this? It’s an amazing asmr and a part 2 would make it 10X better!

  • @volcanomonkey7959
    @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +4

    This is probably the fifteenth time I've watched this video. It's just that good and why do I get the feeling that when part 2 finally does come out that you've put either a bow or a bell on us.

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      I just might cutie 😘! Been doing overtime so haven’t had time to work on it just yet.

    • @volcanomonkey7959
      @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA That's fine just make sure you don't burn yourself out. Your videos are just that great!!!

    • @user-uo6df1bv4t
      @user-uo6df1bv4t Před 8 měsíci +1

      ​@@AlliBearASMRVAMr,: there's no way that I'm staying with you! Us that honey bun?

  • @jamailwhite5158
    @jamailwhite5158 Před rokem +1

    Me: First of all, I have a shelter ( an inner tube) second, There's a pond where I live, and third ,There's plenty of fat rat 🐀

  • @TheREALgeardogcat
    @TheREALgeardogcat Před 2 lety +2

    That…. Technically is the definition of Freedom. Freedom is having your free will, so if I choose to go outside, then GODDAMMIT let me outside!!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      Ok, but like how about this instead: no. No outside for you 💕🥰

    • @user-uo6df1bv4t
      @user-uo6df1bv4t Před 6 měsíci +1

      ​@@AlliBearASMRVAMe( scratching the door

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 6 měsíci

      Aww that’s cute 💕

    • @user-uo6df1bv4t
      @user-uo6df1bv4t Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA ( Roars like a lion

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 6 měsíci

      @user-uo6df1bv4t (takes out lazer pointer and catnip) who’s my cutie?

  • @Alcen03
    @Alcen03 Před 2 lety +1

    imagine a pet getting more love than most people

  • @thekingofnekos2744
    @thekingofnekos2744 Před 2 lety +3

    its not kidnapping its surprise adoption

  • @volcanomonkey7959
    @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +8

    two things: one: what kind of neko are we? Two: will there be a part 2?

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +5

      I left that up to the listener. To me I imagine a monster neko, but it could also be a normal housecat. There could possibly be a part 2. Fun note also inspired by a cat i so want to catch 💕 so cute

    • @volcanomonkey7959
      @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +3

      @@AlliBearASMRVA in that case I'm Sabertooth tiger cub with black fur white strips and sky blue eyes that has the power to blend into the shadows, see perfectly in the dark and can control electricity. Also the only you can understand me. Where everyone else hears me meow you hear my voice. You don't control me with advanced technology aka the tracker you put under my skin; you control me with a rubber mouse, laser pointer, and belly rubs. CURSE MY FELINE INSTINCTS!!!!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +1

      I have a perfect box for you! 🤣

  • @STiergoofball
    @STiergoofball Před 2 lety +1

    Please please a part 2 of this c:
    That's so much fun

  • @Error404Frost
    @Error404Frost Před 2 lety +2

    Hey you,
    Your finaly awake

  • @nisey7490
    @nisey7490 Před rokem +1

    Me: there's nothing wrong with my Fur!

  • @him5630
    @him5630 Před 2 lety +1

    My hero ❤

  • @volcanomonkey7959
    @volcanomonkey7959 Před 2 lety +1

    Khajit knows you put skooma in Khajit's food. Khajit will escape after Khajit steals your shiny things!!!

  • @nielsost3083
    @nielsost3083 Před 2 lety +2

    Bro let me out I haven't finished my quest for skooma

  • @Nek0voodoo
    @Nek0voodoo Před 2 lety +1

    Woah… I’m the first one on this video. Good video btw

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn Před 2 lety +1

    "You love me!"

  • @user-uo6df1bv4t
    @user-uo6df1bv4t Před 8 měsíci +1

    Me: you are inferior human!( Hiss)

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 8 měsíci

      🥰 aww grumpy kitty

    • @user-uo6df1bv4t
      @user-uo6df1bv4t Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@AlliBearASMRVAMe: now if I threw up, you'll definitely have to throw me out

  • @SinceDeath
    @SinceDeath Před 2 lety

    Went to sleep sick and woke up as a kitty, wow

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      Pspspsps

    • @SinceDeath
      @SinceDeath Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA Not sure what you were trying to say there but what I do know is if this is what reincarnation feels like I’m glad it happened

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      : ) psps is a way to call a cat over, it doesn’t usually work since cat 😂 I’m glad you enjoyed the video!

    • @SinceDeath
      @SinceDeath Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA Really now? Makes sense I didn’t get that since I personally don’t have one but in any case, thanks for posting this..enjoyed my cat rp quite a bit

  • @yancon2862
    @yancon2862 Před 2 lety +2

    Looks like you'll have to call me Nyan-con

  • @dreamxv1114
    @dreamxv1114 Před 2 lety +1

    Part 2💥💳💥💳💥 I want that part 2 💳💥💳💥💳💥💥💥😩

  • @justashycatboy9772
    @justashycatboy9772 Před 2 lety +1

    Is... is that a collar around my neck? And why do I like this feeling so much? Meow?

  • @minecraftgamer7351
    @minecraftgamer7351 Před 2 lety +1

    Part 2 please

  • @bettysolis4260
    @bettysolis4260 Před rokem +1

    Part 2?

  • @gudrh4024
    @gudrh4024 Před 2 lety +1

    I actually know someone who'd kidnap me because..... We, that turned me into a cat boy :/

  • @goblinthetargetpractice6049

    I. Am. Cat.

  • @stony1180
    @stony1180 Před 2 lety +1

    *do*have*CATNIP*?

  • @babayaga9862
    @babayaga9862 Před 2 lety +1

    Gosh darn it not again.

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +1

      Ahh shii here we go again

    • @babayaga9862
      @babayaga9862 Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA it happens more often than you would think.

  • @Hiljaa_
    @Hiljaa_ Před 15 dny +1

    need fr

  • @roitguy2363
    @roitguy2363 Před 2 lety +1

    Potential series ?

  • @papapun8834
    @papapun8834 Před 2 lety +1

    A fit of ptsd there from the you're awake

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety

      Haha sorry! I understand. I too have spend countless hours picking up cheese in crypts.

  • @crazyanimegamer5667
    @crazyanimegamer5667 Před 2 lety +1

    Your no match for my cat-foo!!!!!! Hiyah!!!!

  • @Deka_Skittalz
    @Deka_Skittalz Před 2 lety +1

    I looked through various comments and don't think anyone else has noticed so I'll say it, you got a bit of an issue with your audio (which kinda works against this whole thing as it's an audio based media). In a majority of the video, the beginnings and ends of your sentences are cut early and short, like you accidentally cut the audio clip instead of moving it over properly in the timeline of your editing software. (You can even tell where the start of a new take is because of this (kinda weird to stop a take in the middle of a sentence but I'm Not gonna tell you how to record your videos or anything.) Idk if this is actually the issue that occurred or if something else happened.
    I don't say any of this to discourage you or to be rude, just to point it out in hopes the mistake isn't made again, because I genuinely loved your voice acting here, it was just sorta a ruined experience (but still enjoyable) because of these issues. Keep up the great work, continue to improve, and stay awesome! (And maybe a part 2?)

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +1

      Ah i got it! I got to work on my editing skills for sure. I’m thinking of Buying some software but mostly just been watching tutorials. It’s definitely something I’m working on.

    • @Deka_Skittalz
      @Deka_Skittalz Před 2 lety +1

      @@AlliBearASMRVA holy hell that's a quick response. Glad to hear it though! There are some good free softwares out there like Davinci resolve, audacity, etc, both of which I've used, and some (admittedly Kinda sketchy) ways to get paywalled software free for those in the know (if you're okay with that kinda stuff that is). Either way, best of luck in all your future endeavors!

    • @AlliBearASMRVA
      @AlliBearASMRVA  Před 2 lety +1

      Thanks! I really appreciate your well written analysis. Most of the problem is honestly user error anyway 😂 hopefully with enough tutorials I’ll be able to get some decent quality to you 💕

  • @TiT0.
    @TiT0. Před 2 lety +1

    💙✨