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    Alex Elmslie or ImAllexx is a CZcams channel based off commentary on events and interests.
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  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx  Před 4 lety +5653

    tiktok facts with troy is my new fav past time, send this video to your crush!!! 💖

    • @e.m.2230
      @e.m.2230 Před 4 lety +29

      ImAllexx love u! 💜

    • @tom-bi2vl
      @tom-bi2vl Před 4 lety +12

      Hi Alex

    • @ronja2142
      @ronja2142 Před 4 lety +31

      ImAllexx do my steaks

    • @ellie2309
      @ellie2309 Před 4 lety +47

      awh please take care of yourself we all worry about you 💘

    • @hazelharcourt737
      @hazelharcourt737 Před 4 lety +28

      Hope you are doing better❤️

  • @JosephLycettCycling
    @JosephLycettCycling Před 4 lety +3365

    Why does Alex’s trim make him look like a 15th century monk

  • @littlemissintelligent4979
    @littlemissintelligent4979 Před 4 lety +1723

    Alex talking about himself
    His whole fandom: 👁👅👁

    • @littlemissintelligent4979
      @littlemissintelligent4979 Před 4 lety +7

      Zedieez from istankeihawks101
      lol yeah

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 Před 4 lety +11

      I see fan edit videos of him on Instagram, such simps

    • @cushchristian1257
      @cushchristian1257 Před 4 lety +26

      @ᴍᴏᴏɴ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ they are like weird weird videos though of him just talking and the caption is like 💕😳😍 like all hes talking about is being called a cat man

    • @dlowror
      @dlowror Před 4 lety +6

      Cushlin• Christian• I choked on my cereal😭😂

    • @sklerpo
      @sklerpo Před 4 lety +15

      Sir I’m a lesbian

  • @cmcg9072
    @cmcg9072 Před 4 lety +4217

    reasons why i’d be a bad boyfriend: i’m a girl

  • @daniellasloane8410
    @daniellasloane8410 Před 4 lety +729

    Troy thinks he’s.....much more attractive than he actually is.

  • @sagecameron7711
    @sagecameron7711 Před 4 lety +2774

    "Send this to your crush"
    Alex: *is engaged to George*
    Also Alex: *sends the video to Will, with absolutely no hesitation*

    • @vojleyo
      @vojleyo Před 4 lety +24

      I got 69th like... ur welcome for this minute of my life

    • @pastelcrazes882
      @pastelcrazes882 Před 4 lety +90

      i can’t believe he’s cheating on him😔😔

    • @ocean9143
      @ocean9143 Před 4 lety +20

      I almost screamed at that 😂

    • @moniqueboura9330
      @moniqueboura9330 Před 4 lety +18

      wait are they actually engaged or is that a joke

    • @mysticalsticks9041
      @mysticalsticks9041 Před 4 lety +37

      @@moniqueboura9330 it's a joke I'm fairly certain George and Alex both said it was

  • @JoeBaileyYT
    @JoeBaileyYT Před 4 lety +3478

    It’s such a shame COVID 19 has delayed Alex and George’s wedding😔😤😩

    • @user-of2hm4yz6h
      @user-of2hm4yz6h Před 4 lety +109

      They got a divorce

    • @regalwolftfm5625
      @regalwolftfm5625 Před 4 lety +117

      will is alex's new crush

    • @Mogprincess420
      @Mogprincess420 Před 4 lety +3

      Ikr 😠😤

    • @patience1888
      @patience1888 Před 4 lety +16

      And James Charles💔

    • @arshiaafrin3656
      @arshiaafrin3656 Před 4 lety +148

      They're going through some relationship struggles at the moment due to the piss bottle incident, it's a really sensitive issue for them and theyd appreciate it if you didn't bring it up

  • @ghezlanalameri8519
    @ghezlanalameri8519 Před 4 lety +1707

    Alex: his name is troy
    me: boy toy named troy used to live in detroit-

    • @kjegal2349
      @kjegal2349 Před 4 lety +123

      Bi-big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins

    • @nikolemasyte6872
      @nikolemasyte6872 Před 4 lety +111

      Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace

    • @imdamo8006
      @imdamo8006 Před 4 lety +105

      Bought me Alexander Mcqueen he was keepin me stylish

    • @jessxx5343
      @jessxx5343 Před 4 lety +92

      Now that’s a real, real, real

    • @luv4kez
      @luv4kez Před 3 lety +78

      gun in my purse, bitch i came dressed to kill

  • @mamesjaunsell6467
    @mamesjaunsell6467 Před 4 lety +339

    To this day, Scientists are still trying to solve what the left side of his face looks like.

  • @abiwright2726
    @abiwright2726 Před 4 lety +2442

    Sorry the “I piss in bottles” line caught me SO OFF GUARD we stan the piss bottle

  • @issybather4885
    @issybather4885 Před 4 lety +2070

    “there’s no way I could struggle with the ladies”
    “well I do”
    oh that’s me

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Před 4 lety +7

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest CZcamsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear issy

    • @issybather4885
      @issybather4885 Před 4 lety +14

      AxxL boy what

    • @artisticbutterfly921
      @artisticbutterfly921 Před 4 lety +20

      @@issybather4885...not even I know, I'm just a passerby and I'm equally as confused.

    • @emma-jn2nh
      @emma-jn2nh Před 4 lety

      @@AxxLAfriku huh

    • @jvsh7
      @jvsh7 Před 4 lety +7

      AxxL shut.the.fuck.up.no.one.gives.a.shit.

  • @amitysucks
    @amitysucks Před 4 lety +491

    “Are you awake from 1 am to 5 am and need someone to talk to?” Bold of him to assume that I’m mentally stable and don’t just talk to the friends I’ve made up in my head.

  • @ellen5481
    @ellen5481 Před 4 lety +1523

    reasons why i can’t get a boyfriend:
    im a lesbian

  • @KaiWasntHere
    @KaiWasntHere Před 4 lety +911

    Alex's skin is looking weirdly clear today like he's actually glowing wtf

    • @cait159
      @cait159 Před 4 lety +33

      U took the words well,right out of my fingers lmao

    • @giovanigiovani9984
      @giovanigiovani9984 Před 4 lety +114

      He’s pregnant, duh 🙄

    • @burnstick7053
      @burnstick7053 Před 4 lety +28

      @Giovanni Giovanni the male pregnancy fanfiction has poured over

    • @pianopaeonia
      @pianopaeonia Před 4 lety +5

      @@burnstick7053 oh nooooooo

    • @orlafalconer2314
      @orlafalconer2314 Před 4 lety +24

      polskijongen it’s because he’s been spending so much time with his fiancé George

  • @eddiespaghetti2734
    @eddiespaghetti2734 Před 4 lety +5201

    reasons i'd be a bad boyfriend: i'm bi so i actually don't exist and u would just be dating nothing🙈🙈

  • @ines3787
    @ines3787 Před 4 lety +1295

    reasons i’d be a bad boyfriend
    *girl in red starts playing*

  • @cactusroadie2293
    @cactusroadie2293 Před 4 lety +391

    “It’s cos we’re depressed.” May as well be Gen Z’s motto.

  • @hannahmn4040
    @hannahmn4040 Před 4 lety +1070

    I hate when I encounter straight tiktok. It’s genuinely terrifying

    • @cfantini1913
      @cfantini1913 Před 4 lety +121

      I mean why are heteros even allowed on the app? They clearly don't know how to use it properly

    • @emilyedieelizabeth
      @emilyedieelizabeth Před 4 lety +38

      Same tbh it’s scarring

    • @ninalina555
      @ninalina555 Před 4 lety +23

      C Fantini no it’s called “straight tiktok bc it’s not rlly funny and the hype house members r there and Floyd’s were created there elite / alt tiktok still has straight people but they r just funnier and better

    • @soggycereal8626
      @soggycereal8626 Před 4 lety +37

      Unpopular opinion: every part of tik tok has good and bad sides

    • @k1zzy
      @k1zzy Před 4 lety +17

      cherry_skiies * no

  • @4x3ll3x2
    @4x3ll3x2 Před 4 lety +1649

    Allexx is just lying to make us feel better about ourselves.

  • @TT_Revamped
    @TT_Revamped Před 4 lety +2251

    He looks like that white guy that wanted to look like jimin

  • @danieldelport1537
    @danieldelport1537 Před 4 lety +295

    ImAllexx is beginning to look like a medieval peasant salesman

    • @ms.unknown5665
      @ms.unknown5665 Před 3 lety +20

      LMAO _medieval peasant salesman_ SKJSKAJSJ HES GONNA SELL ME SOME GOATS

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ Před 3 lety +5

      @@ms.unknown5665 this made me laugh harder than was probably necessary

  • @ellieheart3502
    @ellieheart3502 Před 4 lety +512

    Reasons am a bad boyfriend:
    I piss in coke bottles

  • @annaxmaloney
    @annaxmaloney Před 4 lety +1229

    I find it hard to believe that Alex “the cat man” Elmslie has trouble getting a girlfriend

    • @Leah-ju6zm
      @Leah-ju6zm Před 4 lety +38

      @london he is engaged to george xD

    • @wqrldsapart
      @wqrldsapart Před 4 lety +10

      @@MadisonMadison-hs7ir I heard they broke up. I'm really confused and I keep hearing different things so idk

    • @ewanguitar3666
      @ewanguitar3666 Před 4 lety +12

      It’s all just an elaborate lie to win the next Eboys would I lie to you

    • @danniiskelton3664
      @danniiskelton3664 Před 4 lety +2

      I think willne said he has a gf in one of he’s videos x

    • @garylafleur744
      @garylafleur744 Před 4 lety

      Gay ain't he?

  • @holdmyteaimbusyscreeching6135

    reasons i’m a lesbian:
    1). This guy
    that’s it

    • @kerbe5374
      @kerbe5374 Před 4 lety

      same

    • @AngstyRat
      @AngstyRat Před 4 lety +58

      I love that 90% of this video's comment section is just lesbians
      Including me

    • @boom4386
      @boom4386 Před 4 lety +4

      Good reason

    • @Hanbinnim
      @Hanbinnim Před 3 lety +2

      Plush Toy Bonnie right Lmaoo

    • @cqxzl5181
      @cqxzl5181 Před 3 lety +1

      what about alex

  • @lampataparty
    @lampataparty Před 4 lety +387

    Alex always talking about how he’s lonely and has no friends:
    All 2 million of his subscribers: 👁👄👁

    • @morganismism
      @morganismism Před 4 lety +32

      Tad Tschetter gay guys that think Alex is hot: 👁👄👁

    • @theresak7854
      @theresak7854 Před 3 lety +21

      Tad Tschetter all the lesbians who are subscribed: 👁👄👁

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah but they arent his friends, theres fans

    • @riannarodriguez7828
      @riannarodriguez7828 Před 3 lety

      @Tad Tschetter 👁👄👁 i think he's cute but I'm lesbian-

  • @thereasonmistahates4547
    @thereasonmistahates4547 Před 4 lety +576

    I'm not even 20 seconds into this and Alex is already complementing himself, he isn't wrong tho-

  • @eloisegauci
    @eloisegauci Před 4 lety +4583

    Anyone else just getting massive second hand embarrassment from this guy’s tiktoks?? 🤢🤮

    • @kimseokjin1675
      @kimseokjin1675 Před 4 lety +36

      Yes

    • @priyanjali_rudra
      @priyanjali_rudra Před 4 lety +27

      Thank you just what I was thinking 😂

    • @cait159
      @cait159 Před 4 lety +85

      I’m embarrassed to be in the human race bc of him

    • @reo7789
      @reo7789 Před 4 lety +8

      OMFG YES

    • @cheekofeather6310
      @cheekofeather6310 Před 4 lety +59

      Imagine any girl thinking 'oh my, he's the one for me'... Uuugh. I can smell the arrogance through the screen!!

  • @shanareilly6649
    @shanareilly6649 Před 4 lety +608

    The fact that he wants to interact with his young fans so personally gives me groomer vibes. It's a little disturbing. Like if you're a bit of douchebag and your fanbase is young girls thats one thing but asking for their private details and age is another thing. I wouldn't be surprised that in a years time some dirt comes up about him.

    • @larrypecker7668
      @larrypecker7668 Před 4 lety +4

      Shana Reilly he has to ask to make sure they’re over eighteen dummy

    • @nEmette28
      @nEmette28 Před 3 lety +9

      @@larrypecker7668 so someone could just lie and who knows if he even checks that or just said it to not seem weird & he didnt say that about the streak thing

  • @largetv6897
    @largetv6897 Před 4 lety +276

    If Alex saw this in his fyp then he's on straight tiktok

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS Před 3 lety +33

      Ewww straight tiktok

  • @MaisCooke
    @MaisCooke Před 4 lety +954

    "I would scream and jump off the balcony"
    -georges cat 2020

    • @pastelcrazes882
      @pastelcrazes882 Před 4 lety +32

      m̆̈ᴀɪsɪᴇ ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇ LMFAOO the reason george is so scared of that happening to his cat is probably because alex threatens to on the daily

    • @averageofficechair
      @averageofficechair Před 4 lety +18

      Pastel Crazes Alex is the only cat man in this household

    • @messedup8408
      @messedup8408 Před 4 lety +3

      😂😂

  • @sarahssphere
    @sarahssphere Před 4 lety +320

    “You beautiful bugga” idk why that made me laugh

  • @eglej6647
    @eglej6647 Před 4 lety +235

    I can't believe you've made me watch straight tiktok for 16 minutes

  • @sl914yj
    @sl914yj Před 3 lety +66

    you can't tell me that alex doesn't look like o'hare from the lorax.

  • @AnotherQueer
    @AnotherQueer Před 4 lety +550

    Fun psychological fact from Troy: men also have feelings.

  • @malgosia2617
    @malgosia2617 Před 4 lety +751

    psychological guy facts by troy: people have emotions and a brain that they use

    • @malgosia2617
      @malgosia2617 Před 4 lety +22

      @Ruth Caro i know it's a bit dodgy, but the man said it himself

    • @redacted3309
      @redacted3309 Před 4 lety +11

      Nah I don't buy it. Definitely fake

    • @malgosia2617
      @malgosia2617 Před 4 lety

      • w h i t e n o i s e • mate wdym fake 😫😫 whoch part doesnt apply to you

    • @rexi1239
      @rexi1239 Před 4 lety +1

      it's tru 🥺😞

    • @patriciadiffang263
      @patriciadiffang263 Před 4 lety

      So we aren't going to talk about 2:42 all yanderes

  • @marconi1906
    @marconi1906 Před 4 lety +429

    It’s weird seeing him wear a color besides pink

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 Před 4 lety +1

      Stolen comment‼️

    • @marconi1906
      @marconi1906 Před 4 lety +29

      Max Caulfield Lol I didn’t steal the comment. It’s a pretty broad opinion so someone else probably said the same. It’s okay to calm down, it’s not that deep.

    • @slowcosmic6176
      @slowcosmic6176 Před 3 lety

      jonahbait - “its okay to calm down” what?

    • @cleothecravat
      @cleothecravat Před 3 lety +3

      Slowtunes you knew what they meant get over it

    • @mant8vaei314
      @mant8vaei314 Před 3 lety +4

      Slowtunes that makes sense use ur brain

  • @abbymccullough546
    @abbymccullough546 Před 4 lety +72

    he’s transforming into an amish schoolboy

  • @squeake9476
    @squeake9476 Před 4 lety +567

    I only left this comment to prove that I lived during Alex’s eboy hair.

    • @lola4791
      @lola4791 Před 4 lety +10

      I also left this to do same

    • @Eli_skels
      @Eli_skels Před 4 lety

      I left this comment to say the same

    • @miming17
      @miming17 Před 4 lety +5

      I too left this comment to state the same.

    • @yea6652
      @yea6652 Před 4 lety +2

      As did I.

    • @skampler6409
      @skampler6409 Před 4 lety +2

      I also left this.

  • @sherlxck-221b9
    @sherlxck-221b9 Před 4 lety +916

    Reasons I'm a bad boyfriend:
    1. I'm a girl

  • @kirsty3528
    @kirsty3528 Před 3 lety +377

    3 Psychological Facts About Guys:
    1. Guys tend to think!
    2. Guys tend to breathe!
    3. Guys tend to sleep!
    That was a list of 3 Psychological Facts About Guys and only specifically guys!! LIKE FOR PART 2 🤪

  • @candiecloud8074
    @candiecloud8074 Před 4 lety +114

    His hair does look a lot healthier.

  • @annamustanski9231
    @annamustanski9231 Před 4 lety +549

    “Are you awake from 1-5am and need friends” “YES” I felt that

    • @no-tw5si
      @no-tw5si Před 4 lety +8

      i r e a d t h i s a s i t h a p p e n d

    • @zoelawley246
      @zoelawley246 Před 4 lety +9

      It is currently 5.09am and I need friends

    • @livs4721
      @livs4721 Před 4 lety +1

      Well it’s 5:36am it doesn’t count for me

    • @caitlin1383
      @caitlin1383 Před 4 lety +1

      me reading this at 5:04 👁👄👁

    • @Lavender_haiz
      @Lavender_haiz Před 4 lety +1

      I t is 4 : 0 6 a m l m a o

  • @jozard2108
    @jozard2108 Před 4 lety +257

    you dont need a girlfriend you have George

  • @fruityrat694
    @fruityrat694 Před 3 lety +51

    Is it just me or is literally every tiktok Eboy named Troy

  • @rikititi1848
    @rikititi1848 Před 3 lety +38

    Things our parents will just never understand...
    * sad asexual noises *

  • @minmin-jw5ep
    @minmin-jw5ep Před 4 lety +881

    “he got the slick hair”
    me: kind of gives me big Ed vibes
    I’m sorry Alex

  • @bellaharrison6202
    @bellaharrison6202 Před 4 lety +607

    straight tiktok is honestly something else...

    • @SherrBear867
      @SherrBear867 Před 4 lety +8

      gay tiktok is so bad

    • @Strawberry-yf2xr
      @Strawberry-yf2xr Před 4 lety +62

      Gay TikTok gives me a will to live

    • @ceryswilliams355
      @ceryswilliams355 Před 4 lety +10

      The Schmidt Anderson bruh

    • @alessandrofracassi5664
      @alessandrofracassi5664 Před 4 lety +44

      The Schmidt Anderson you probably think elite TikTok is fairy comments ✨🧚🏻‍♀️. 👁👄👁

    • @SherrBear867
      @SherrBear867 Před 4 lety +4

      Alessandro Fracassi tf are fairy comments...i’m not 12 or a weeb so you’re gonna have to explain here, my friend

  • @Lesiosaurus
    @Lesiosaurus Před 4 lety +100

    You know I thought I was bi but then I met Troy and now I’m a lesbian

  • @frobo2784
    @frobo2784 Před 4 lety +88

    Reasons why I’d be a bad boyfriend:
    -I’m a lesbian

  • @hettycooke9583
    @hettycooke9583 Před 4 lety +204

    Petition for Alex to dress like an eboy

    • @monsieur49
      @monsieur49 Před 4 lety +1

      ->

    • @draghag
      @draghag Před 4 lety +11

      Alex IS an eboy :/

    • @m0ach845
      @m0ach845 Před 4 lety +11

      He’s already getting there honestly 😭

    • @hettycooke9583
      @hettycooke9583 Před 4 lety +3

      banxna milk true 😂😭

    • @pastelcrazes882
      @pastelcrazes882 Před 4 lety +1

      Hetty Cooke impossible. he only wears pink, gucci hoodies, and his own merch

  • @kay-nc9lt
    @kay-nc9lt Před 4 lety +281

    “If you’re kissing someone and they *DIE* “
    I can’t-

  • @madib1163
    @madib1163 Před 3 lety +7

    reasons i’d be a bad boyfriend:
    me: *feels no romantic or sexual attraction*

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 Před 4 lety +89

    alex: * starts clapping *
    me: * clapping along *
    alex, 15 secs later: * still clapping *
    me: mate the videos already at 10 minutes you can stop now

  • @bexxxishere1967
    @bexxxishere1967 Před 4 lety +355

    Last time I was this early George hadn't found Alex's secret piss bottle

  • @georgie3042
    @georgie3042 Před 4 lety +1762

    Clicked on this by accident. Best accident that’s happened in a while.

    • @annavelez2155
      @annavelez2155 Před 4 lety +64

      that’s what my mama told me about my birth...but she replaced best with worst...💀

    • @axlisgay2528
      @axlisgay2528 Před 4 lety +2

      How old are you

    • @axlisgay2528
      @axlisgay2528 Před 4 lety +2

      Cuz I think I know when the worst wad

    • @annavelez2155
      @annavelez2155 Před 4 lety +5

      Axl is gay I wouldn’t like sharing that information with u :)

    • @stoopOTB
      @stoopOTB Před 4 lety +5

      best accident since i was born

  • @frobloxz9686
    @frobloxz9686 Před 3 lety +16

    Why is nobody talking about how he sent the crush thing to Will. 😂😂 IM DEAD

  • @eviirose6533
    @eviirose6533 Před 3 lety +30

    “I always feel I’m superior to everyone”
    Let’s just all be like alex

  • @ravioli4967
    @ravioli4967 Před 4 lety +293

    straight tiktok is the most terrifying thing i have ever existed and alex when you come across it i will literally pay for your therapy. nobody deserves to go through straight tiktok😼

    • @pronerd5761
      @pronerd5761 Před 4 lety +20

      Something about the cat emoji kills me

    • @frobo2784
      @frobo2784 Před 4 lety +8

      Pro Nerd I was going to mention something abt that

    • @pronerd5761
      @pronerd5761 Před 4 lety +6

      @@frobo2784 right??? Something about it is just wroNG

    • @aliceev8534
      @aliceev8534 Před 4 lety +2

      mini mangomyte you think i could afford that? 😹

    • @ravioli4967
      @ravioli4967 Před 4 lety +3

      Pro Nerd awesome😼😼😼😼😼😼😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😿😿

  • @lukx8249
    @lukx8249 Před 4 lety +160

    Alex pls don’t be tempted to cheat on George you’re the CZcams power couple we all need

  • @willmac5369
    @willmac5369 Před 4 lety +25

    “Women are hard as a rock”

  • @canicemccarthy7873
    @canicemccarthy7873 Před 4 lety +30

    You’re Liam Gallagher if he drank iced tea instead of Gin and Tonic

  • @penceymustdie
    @penceymustdie Před 4 lety +180

    please tell me i’m not the only one who read the title as “eboy tory”

  • @savannahp5309
    @savannahp5309 Před 4 lety +311

    Reasons I’m a bad boyfriend
    - I don’t have curtains

    • @georgesimmons654
      @georgesimmons654 Před 4 lety +5

      Reasons I don't have a girlfriend
      - I'm me😟

    • @User39483
      @User39483 Před 4 lety +1

      reasons I don't have a boyfriend
      I ain't pretty

  • @damaris8452
    @damaris8452 Před 3 lety +5

    Watching the crush clip i was just like "would someone ever actually send this?? The heck?" And then it ended and alex was like "will just texted me saying gimp" and at that point i died

  • @miridium9835
    @miridium9835 Před 4 lety +30

    Anyone else jump when they heard the knock, im wearing headphones so I only heard it in my right ear ,it would have been my window so I jumped

  • @powder_kat
    @powder_kat Před 4 lety +152

    "Cos we're depressed." Accurate.

  • @wowcool8508
    @wowcool8508 Před 4 lety +95

    Not gonna lie those curtains make him look like willy wonka.

  • @islaholgate680
    @islaholgate680 Před 4 lety +22

    the fried saturation is giving me james marriott flashbacks

  • @neeel4145
    @neeel4145 Před 4 lety +26

    Alex: hey you probably thought i look like ladies man
    Me : no you look like lil huddy in the thumbnail

  • @Ivysbiscuits
    @Ivysbiscuits Před 4 lety +283

    I'd take the cat man over these Tiktokers any day

  • @francesca-he9cl
    @francesca-he9cl Před 4 lety +423

    reasons i'd be a bad girlfriend:
    *sweater weather starts playing*

    • @ellacol25
      @ellacol25 Před 4 lety +33

      do you think Alex (not metaphorically) but actually listens to sweater weather? It would be iconic if he did

    • @livvyyy
      @livvyyy Před 4 lety +22

      Sunrises X its in one of his playlists on spotify i think damn

    • @francesca-he9cl
      @francesca-he9cl Před 4 lety +4

      @@ellacol25 it really would be iconic

    • @ellacol25
      @ellacol25 Před 4 lety

      @@livvyyy I stg if he does, I'll go check now

    • @ellacol25
      @ellacol25 Před 4 lety +11

      @@livvyyy I just checked and Alex has such a good taste in music fair play, but, HE DOES LISTEN TO SWEATER WEATHER! ICONIC

  • @maximebirebent7712
    @maximebirebent7712 Před 4 lety +12

    james watching this finding out he's neither his crush nor his best friend

  • @livyjean7588
    @livyjean7588 Před 4 lety +42

    When yesterday i watched an old vid of yours and e says “ill never get girls cause i dont have curtains” oh how the turntables

  • @alexhartley9963
    @alexhartley9963 Před 4 lety +143

    Imagine being this soppy. He’s the kind of guy that girls will think is all nice and then cheat on them with like 5 different “birds” and then bin her off like she’s nothing.

  • @k.k.slider3820
    @k.k.slider3820 Před 4 lety +99

    Who needs a girlfriend when you've got James and George

    • @shadw3868
      @shadw3868 Před 4 lety +13

      WillNE: **sad noises**

  • @adonysus
    @adonysus Před 4 lety +12

    When he said, “of course his name is Troy?” That one hurted a little, I’m ngl

  • @loulikestoread
    @loulikestoread Před 3 lety +19

    reasons i would be a bad boyfriend:
    im a lesbian.

  • @katyelse9431
    @katyelse9431 Před 4 lety +246

    Yo Alex when is urs and George’s wedding I’m still waiting for my invite I’m guessing the postage is just slow

    • @idk_4392
      @idk_4392 Před 4 lety +13

      They got divorced

    • @Alice-ib4cz
      @Alice-ib4cz Před 4 lety +6

      Royal Mail has been slow lately dw it’ll come.

    • @katyelse9431
      @katyelse9431 Před 4 lety +4

      Good I thought he forgot to send me one for a second

    • @katyelse9431
      @katyelse9431 Před 4 lety +3

      Nah I messaged Alex there still together

    • @gamingclownfish6664
      @gamingclownfish6664 Před 4 lety +2

      same i been waiting 4 months xD

  • @leahpaxton2508
    @leahpaxton2508 Před 4 lety +10

    “SeNd tHiS viDEo tO YoUr CrUsH wiTHoUt WaTcHiNg” seeing that video made my stomach churn

  • @hannahrichardson7885
    @hannahrichardson7885 Před 4 lety +19

    Imagine someone asks how you met your husband/wife and you said from a Tik Tok made by a guy named Troy

  • @littlemissintelligent4979
    @littlemissintelligent4979 Před 4 lety +61

    The piss bottle thing is never going to be forgotten
    *We Stan*

  • @Pr1nceofdarkness
    @Pr1nceofdarkness Před 4 lety +71

    The psychology facts are painful. Sincerely every psych student

    • @FireflyJuu
      @FireflyJuu Před 4 lety

      Thank you oh my god. It hurts

    • @Pr1nceofdarkness
      @Pr1nceofdarkness Před 4 lety

      Juusan013 I mean I’m pretty sure they’re technically sociology but also I’ve never done sociology

  • @hazwell4956
    @hazwell4956 Před 4 lety +11

    Troy: they make us happy
    Alex: what if they r depressed
    I’m dead 😂

  • @thefungusonyourtoes9291
    @thefungusonyourtoes9291 Před 3 lety +16

    Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend: I’m 3 years old

  • @baileigh3836
    @baileigh3836 Před 4 lety +63

    "..Reasons why I think I'm a bad boyfriend"
    *Alex lists like good reasons*
    "I piss in a bottle"
    Okay-

  • @ErikHobart
    @ErikHobart Před 4 lety +61

    of course Alex pulls women. he’s the cat man

  • @snifferrr
    @snifferrr Před 4 lety +33

    reasons id be a bad boyfriend-
    im a lesbian

    • @mollyabowden
      @mollyabowden Před 4 lety +6

      idk man i reckon you'd probably still do a better job than a lot of boys

    • @alinagolovach7125
      @alinagolovach7125 Před 3 lety +1

      Reasons I’d be a bad significant other:
      I’m aro/ace (aromantic asexual)

  • @oliviaroels
    @oliviaroels Před 3 lety +11

    your probably not going to see this but please do a video on jake fuller!!! his povs are either sexual, creepy, weird or to do with him being some type of strange person!

  • @vv4710
    @vv4710 Před 4 lety +71

    i can’t believe he friend zoned george like that

  • @fernsherwood3586
    @fernsherwood3586 Před 4 lety +161

    Why does Alex’s curtains make me weirdly uncomfortable and I’m not sure how to feel about them

  • @airheadedwamen6717
    @airheadedwamen6717 Před 4 lety +9

    Alex : “i’ve been on tiktok lately”
    Me : “meh that explain your new vibe..”

  • @tookanimmes7307
    @tookanimmes7307 Před 4 lety +24

    Why does everyone play the CHRISTIAN song Oceans in the background of everything???

  • @lanathomas8383
    @lanathomas8383 Před 4 lety +105

    Do you reckon George and Will are gonna scrap for Alex’s heart?
    I’d love to see that

    • @ander7960
      @ander7960 Před 4 lety +11

      We all know George would win but still I’d love to see that 😂

    • @frogsquared7867
      @frogsquared7867 Před 4 lety

      Why would either of them want Alex

    • @lanathomas8383
      @lanathomas8383 Před 4 lety +2

      Madison Madison
      oh
      My
      Fork nuggets
      Stephen gets jealous because Alex sent that to Will, Stephen blames Alex for something and George gets protective over his husband (Alex)
      Stephen and George start fighting and Alex and Will join in for the sake of it

    • @lanathomas8383
      @lanathomas8383 Před 4 lety

      Madison Madison
      What’s your username?

    • @pronerd5761
      @pronerd5761 Před 4 lety

      Wtf is happening

  • @octoberwilkinson9668
    @octoberwilkinson9668 Před 4 lety +146

    you sending the crush thing to will instead of george? disgusting

  • @izurukamukura1885
    @izurukamukura1885 Před 4 lety +8

    Alex: the answer is everything is depression

  • @leahpaxton2508
    @leahpaxton2508 Před 4 lety +14

    Troy: “if you find someone who loves you no matter how difficult you are, don’t let that go. Even if you don’t love them back. Cause it’s hard to find someone who puts up with you. UwU

  • @lefork1008
    @lefork1008 Před 4 lety +175

    When ur so early there isn’t any self promoters

    • @oxcaxx
      @oxcaxx Před 4 lety +8

      But there are shitty outdated unfunny 'when ur so early' comments

    • @mr_mglgl-_-7118
      @mr_mglgl-_-7118 Před 4 lety

      Bruh why would bots goes to a commentary channel the only reason they would is to see Alex’s hot face

  • @oliviakosta623
    @oliviakosta623 Před 4 lety +196

    my bisexual heart is cringing at the straightness in these tiktoks

    • @emmaray1567
      @emmaray1567 Před 4 lety +55

      my literal straight heart is cringing at the straightness

    • @athenarodriquez6082
      @athenarodriquez6082 Před 4 lety +5

      I'm straight and absolutely terrifying of those tiktocks

    • @haileyhatesherusername
      @haileyhatesherusername Před 4 lety +4

      Same and I'm straight it's too much straightness lmao

    • @ellacol25
      @ellacol25 Před 4 lety +2

      I'm straight but I can't handle straight tiktok, us superior type of straights need to hide

    • @cait159
      @cait159 Před 4 lety +1

      sis I relate to your words of wisdom

  • @jasmineleigh620
    @jasmineleigh620 Před 4 lety +7

    “Friends and family don’t give a single sod about me,yeah it’s true” Felt this on a deep level 😅😔

  • @isaaccrp
    @isaaccrp Před 4 lety +61

    Why is oceans in his TikTok as far as I know it isn’t Christian?!