"If It's Not HARD, I Don't Want It In My Mouth..."

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  • čas přidán 13. 08. 2022
  • We cooked some eggs with Austin and Cyr :)
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Komentáře • 300

  • @csbrooks
    @csbrooks Před rokem +637

    Austin is such a charming guy. He adds so much to anything he's in.

  • @qwi2311
    @qwi2311 Před rokem +576

    Nick is still Rolling with his “Weaponized Incompetence” whenever he’s asked to do something.

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu Před rokem +15

      not too sure, maybe its actual incompetence

    • @aidenbustos8625
      @aidenbustos8625 Před rokem +17

      @@XanderFenikkusu it’s working

    • @coolcat1530
      @coolcat1530 Před rokem +1

      Just this months favorite buzzphrase.... No such thing.

    • @kenshin1368
      @kenshin1368 Před rokem +1

      @@XanderFenikkusu Definitely real incompetence for Austin lmao

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff Před rokem

      ​@@XanderFenikkusu, there's no bullshitting when you really don't know how to do something, and I'm gonna say nick's the type of person to say it but also the liking hard in the mouth thing. I'm questioning that heavily, but I'm also not a Nmplol regular. I'm a mizkid for context, but obviously, their boys, so I'm gonna see them and nick; he's just different, and I like others but idk abt hard things in mouths; imma need some more explanation there, but I did the lie detector episode, so ya XD

  • @ilikecommenting6849
    @ilikecommenting6849 Před rokem +773

    Lmao I fucking love Austin! His Trump impression was 10/10 lmao

    • @Kehlp
      @Kehlp Před rokem +18

      comedic timing is amazing

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu Před rokem +13

      Was hilarious, but also correct. It does sound a lot like China with like 700 million CCTV Cameras, social credit, and face recognition AI.

    • @alighani2720
      @alighani2720 Před rokem +9

      @@XanderFenikkusu the China understander has logged on

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu Před rokem +2

      @@alighani2720?

    • @michaelperez2478
      @michaelperez2478 Před rokem +3

      Agreed, and the best part is the imitation was factual.

  • @jasonbustillos6488
    @jasonbustillos6488 Před rokem +117

    Editors did super fucking good on this video

  • @terenceperson1204
    @terenceperson1204 Před rokem +257

    I'm beginning to see more and more why nick is the way is he is. His mom sounds ruthless.

    • @BlackRuby67
      @BlackRuby67 Před rokem +26

      For real

    • @hikaru99
      @hikaru99 Před rokem +25

      Yeah no wonder. Makes a lot of sense now that you mention it. Did she teach him anything or just give him shit 24/7?

    • @stephanie-ty3df
      @stephanie-ty3df Před rokem +19

      She called the cops on him the first time he cursed at her.

    • @haroppert9562
      @haroppert9562 Před rokem +3

      @@stephanie-ty3df jesus is that true?

    • @P4PKing
      @P4PKing Před rokem +12

      @@stephanie-ty3df People that call the cops for shit that isn't an emergency are the worst.

  • @timepiece_enthusiast
    @timepiece_enthusiast Před rokem +111

    Austin is great, a born entertainer.

  • @shlongbongchewy
    @shlongbongchewy Před rokem +51

    14:47 Hasan calling this his 9/11 killed me

  • @iitstre_4550
    @iitstre_4550 Před rokem +50

    I love when Malena starts speaking in her native tongue. It’s never nice, but it’s always funny. 😂

  • @shiningbanana693
    @shiningbanana693 Před rokem +36

    Did not expect this combo would work so well

  • @MightyKondrai
    @MightyKondrai Před rokem +250

    nicks joke right after austins at 2:33 actually got me in tears. also, man nick needs to read some history and literature before preaching 'polomism' bro 💀

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu Před rokem

      Exactly. planned economy and communism is not only unethical and undesirable, it also has never, and will never work.

    • @emmasa03
      @emmasa03 Před rokem

      HAhahaha

    • @ShaunRL
      @ShaunRL Před rokem +5

      Also needs to understand what dark matter actually is.

    • @ssadalas
      @ssadalas Před rokem

      Braindead thing he said and i personally hope that those things he said is just a joke COPIUM

    • @davesprivatelounge
      @davesprivatelounge Před rokem +19

      @@ShaunRL It's obviously matter that is dark 5Head

  • @disgustedsumo5167
    @disgustedsumo5167 Před rokem +32

    you guys mix sooooo well with austin its great please do more together

  • @Thunderblase
    @Thunderblase Před rokem +56

    The charisma oozing off Austin is unbelivable

  • @GrilledCheeseObamaSandwichMMMM

    i did not expect austin to fail so bad at cacking an egg i choked on my food.

  • @pinkdragoneyes
    @pinkdragoneyes Před rokem +15

    Malena is already basically an adoptive mom for 20 different adult male streamers, why would she want kids?

  • @nickmondragon8989
    @nickmondragon8989 Před rokem +31

    We need more Austin with you guys!!! This my is favorite stream you guys have done yet

  • @brandalfthegrand
    @brandalfthegrand Před rokem +4

    this was one of the best edited videos i've seen on Nick's YT. It'll be hard to find what segments to put into a highlights video, this video is really well done.

  • @ndukweuduma3955
    @ndukweuduma3955 Před rokem +53

    I LOVE the Hasan cut-scenes

  • @CostcoFries
    @CostcoFries Před rokem +4

    Bro loved this video! I miss the steams but I look forward to these videos. And Austin is so cool! Love you guys Nick & Malena. Great video guys, keep it up!

  • @rodolforodriguez4908
    @rodolforodriguez4908 Před rokem +3

    Lmao Nick describing 1984 by George Orwell got me dead

  • @baby_muppy
    @baby_muppy Před rokem +36

    i love austin so glad he's joining!!!!

  • @OLBarbok
    @OLBarbok Před rokem +19

    Haha the editing with Hasan was great.
    You guys are actually so wonderful and pleasant to watch together, that was great.

  • @seansiquig
    @seansiquig Před rokem +15

    austin is one of my favorite streamers who NEVER STREAMS god damn it

  • @elliotcrowe4135
    @elliotcrowe4135 Před rokem +4

    I feel nicks happiness has gone up since camp knut. Props to him

  • @fabiii7044
    @fabiii7044 Před rokem +3

    14:25 "oh my good.. sooo tempting"
    definitely killed me

  • @explodingmonad4535
    @explodingmonad4535 Před rokem +10

    you cut out Malena's setup to the cyr orphan joke. She did the heavy lifting.

  • @danoleza5707
    @danoleza5707 Před rokem +42

    This was such a dope stream loved it guys keep it up

  • @lrgtreeztgod3344
    @lrgtreeztgod3344 Před rokem +7

    Its so sad how people will force/scar you with their beliefs and make you feel like your a bad person. My families like that too

  • @limi.
    @limi. Před rokem +4

    Cyr and Austin is like one of my favs to feature in any stream…they just work perfectly and have great chemistry with any streamer. 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @wishes_._
    @wishes_._ Před rokem +3

    That was the greatest transition I have EVER seen from nicks stream to hasans stream

  • @TauEnjoyer
    @TauEnjoyer Před rokem +16

    i fking love austin, missed the guy!

  • @robdabarbarian
    @robdabarbarian Před rokem +4

    10:05 Nick uses the plot for Psychopass and tries to pass it off as his own theory...

  • @chasinglightbulbs5043
    @chasinglightbulbs5043 Před rokem +2

    Great edit! Keep it coming :D

  • @ak2304
    @ak2304 Před rokem +4

    My kudos to the editor! Well done!

  • @jgosto1967
    @jgosto1967 Před rokem

    yoooo extracting the eggs was the funniest shit i've ever seen in a looong time idk why

  • @Greg_Stache
    @Greg_Stache Před rokem +8

    Austin: Where’s the egg whites?
    Malena: *opens the carton of eggs.
    Malena is a thug.

  • @mohanned661
    @mohanned661 Před rokem +1

    Nick looking thin an actual gladiator he crushed it with leg day

  • @jerryfromtheblock6463
    @jerryfromtheblock6463 Před rokem +13

    sometimes with these streamers it feels weird how far they progressed at their age, but then you see them (try to) do the most basic stuff like cook and you discover there are huge swaths of their lives where they have progressed 0% and are basically inept

  • @aaronwild2894
    @aaronwild2894 Před rokem +2

    I felt bad for Cyr, sitting there looking at food knowing he can't eat it.

  • @Mojoremixxx
    @Mojoremixxx Před rokem +14

    Nick love you. Keep going. You're strong!

  • @DaaFreestyle
    @DaaFreestyle Před rokem +3

    Austin sounded so defeated at 6:10

  • @Gaskii_
    @Gaskii_ Před rokem

    Austin is a fantastic guest, funny guy. They all get along really well.

  • @jdmji
    @jdmji Před rokem +2

    I love Malena, she has her moments.

  • @Aviiven
    @Aviiven Před rokem +2

    Amazing editing tbh!

  • @KrazyBird911
    @KrazyBird911 Před rokem +4

    Austin is so fucking funny, he elevates any stream he's on IMO

  • @5punkt5
    @5punkt5 Před rokem +2

    Helvete, Malena is so considerate! De trodde jag aldrig om norrbaggar! ;)

  • @Jnze
    @Jnze Před rokem +1

    Austin’s impressions are hilarious!! 😂

  • @beardedsurgeon2253
    @beardedsurgeon2253 Před rokem +2

    If I could hit the like button more than once I would... Love the streams and the youtube

  • @fram24
    @fram24 Před rokem +1

    Nick described the movie The Giver

  • @WoeIsJesse
    @WoeIsJesse Před rokem +1

    Best vid in a minute, maybe because of all the cameos lol but jokes were 11/10

  • @twitch_tv_pat
    @twitch_tv_pat Před rokem +1

    i wish austin would come to texas more offten , he works so well with every streamer there

  • @shyamadash
    @shyamadash Před rokem

    I just have to say, that thumbnail is nothing short of incredible

  • @B0H0
    @B0H0 Před rokem

    Malena hitting Nick with the two piece combo at the beginning.

  • @rockerdude
    @rockerdude Před rokem +1

    Holy hell Austin! He’s great! “Where are the egg whites? OHHH you can do that?”

  • @cyberkhalifa4885
    @cyberkhalifa4885 Před rokem +3

    4:06 boyz

  • @beattheovenludwigvan
    @beattheovenludwigvan Před rokem

    when austin broke the egg and it fell LEMAO

  • @djmastakilla3948
    @djmastakilla3948 Před rokem +1

    Austin i enjoyed ur sense of humor to bring out that shirt that said im not gay.. have fun joking around feels so free. Austin i applaud you 👏 lol

  • @TwiceEleven
    @TwiceEleven Před rokem +4

    New editor? Seems like a bit different style. Well done

  • @JayJoStanAccount
    @JayJoStanAccount Před rokem +2

    Im not someone who usually watches many different streams...I got my like 10 or so I bounce between usually. I gotta say over these past few weeks and following Nick and Camp Knut I have added Knut and Wake to the list because they are such good dudes and now I think I gotta add Austin to the list. My man is hilarious.

  • @vxkami8297
    @vxkami8297 Před rokem

    such a funny stream ty austin

  • @KingMondoWWM
    @KingMondoWWM Před rokem +2

    This was such a great stream. Austin is so damn funny.

  • @Octavion114
    @Octavion114 Před rokem

    didnt invent it but now im using that.... my kids will know about this

  • @louis-etiennebelangergagno5514

    Watching this confirms that all you need in life is insane luck.

  • @benfromvt
    @benfromvt Před rokem +1

    i love yt outro

  • @muatring
    @muatring Před rokem +2

    Austin is such a funny guy

  • @luckylotus3047
    @luckylotus3047 Před rokem

    Malena is so wholesome

  • @bladekilla
    @bladekilla Před rokem +2

    Austin doing the Trump impression had me laughing off my chair so good lmao

  • @Kehlp
    @Kehlp Před rokem +3

    actually W guest

  • @nicpardon1057
    @nicpardon1057 Před rokem +1

    That egg trick is cool but unneccisary just seperate then the normal way

  • @Ozmourne
    @Ozmourne Před rokem

    ...Holy

  • @8Aoi.
    @8Aoi. Před rokem +3

    Special guest? It’s just Austin LULW

  • @rayzecor
    @rayzecor Před rokem

    I didn't know Austin was this cool

  • @Screw064
    @Screw064 Před rokem +1

    Is this the most pineapples in one vid

  • @fortypath22
    @fortypath22 Před rokem +1

    Did they get a new editor? Cause he’s been going crazy with the videos lately

  • @antonbonin5003
    @antonbonin5003 Před rokem

    Austin is a "Pineapple" bomb 😂

  • @cheifqueef3805
    @cheifqueef3805 Před rokem +1

    10:15 lmfao

  • @kurt4559
    @kurt4559 Před rokem

    Austin is such a funny dude 😂

  • @Christian_Ellingsen
    @Christian_Ellingsen Před rokem +3

    Yo I have no idea who this kid is, but this stream was awesome! :D And his Trump impression was off the hook! :D

    • @Riku-hg9ke
      @Riku-hg9ke Před rokem

      he is otherwise known as Rajj Patel, was very big on twitch for a while for hosting game shows with a bunch of streamers over videocall

  • @yakinthebox
    @yakinthebox Před rokem +1

    where is the reading ban appeals I need to see it

  • @leancamo800
    @leancamo800 Před rokem

    BRO, I had no idea who Austin was but, the first 3 mins of the video made me like him. He's hilarious and seems to be a great bud to be around

  • @Scorpion396
    @Scorpion396 Před rokem +1

    This was great! Lmfao!!!

  • @ALeoHughes
    @ALeoHughes Před rokem

    Sad I missed this live :(

  • @nickmilo932
    @nickmilo932 Před 4 měsíci

    Nick reminds me so much of Jerry Smith

  • @RyanTaylor-vb6ym
    @RyanTaylor-vb6ym Před rokem

    Austin>knut it ezzz okay malynahhh 😂😂

  • @GHOST_RED
    @GHOST_RED Před rokem +1

    my son nick 0:10 ayo polom

  • @SergH.
    @SergH. Před rokem +1

    The shirts were so good🤣 and nice edits with Hasans stream. “Seems like a you problem”

  • @_Hasted
    @_Hasted Před rokem

    Their guest looks a lot like that Rajj Patel guy

  • @Wakazashi1
    @Wakazashi1 Před rokem

    Austin is hilarious

  • @nolanthewarrior8893
    @nolanthewarrior8893 Před rokem +2

    "pineapple" :)

  • @JoeyC4D
    @JoeyC4D Před rokem

    MR. SHOW!!!!

  • @endermenkilla
    @endermenkilla Před rokem +27

    thats where my son is gonna be one day lol, nick that was cute and pogo at the same time

    • @joselguerra0
      @joselguerra0 Před rokem

      Not pogo.

    • @mother4413
      @mother4413 Před rokem

      She doesnt want kids tho

    • @pretzels713
      @pretzels713 Před rokem +1

      @@mother4413 He can still have kids

    • @endermenkilla
      @endermenkilla Před rokem +8

      @@mother4413 thats why its pogo lol he makes her uncomfortable

    • @markcoleman7246
      @markcoleman7246 Před rokem +1

      @@mother4413 I've heard that plenty of times by people that inevitably became parents anyway.🥱😶

  • @Nekuratul
    @Nekuratul Před 10 měsíci

    polomism is just 1984 lol

  • @fazekevin9490
    @fazekevin9490 Před rokem +2

    In all honestly iam from Europe, I didn't know this bottle trick. Eating egg coming from a carton sounds disgusting to me but to each their own, i guess that's america.

  • @ZelltisExx
    @ZelltisExx Před rokem

    0:10 Whos gonna tell him that his swimmers don't swim

  • @NorroTaku
    @NorroTaku Před rokem +2

    this was really pineapple
    I really pineapple this stream

  • @miasmavoid
    @miasmavoid Před rokem +1

    tik tok education from malena

  • @erikstein1348
    @erikstein1348 Před rokem

    YO WTF MALENA Just taught me the greatest life lack. Actual 200 iq empty waterbottle to suck up yolks

  • @ThEHiTMaN01
    @ThEHiTMaN01 Před rokem +1

    Austin is great!!

  • @shahzeen_jessani
    @shahzeen_jessani Před rokem

    I would want Nick to watch Psycho Pass

  • @R33DPLAYS
    @R33DPLAYS Před rokem

    egg white omelette? xD

  • @Athedrivein
    @Athedrivein Před rokem

    the vibes were immaculate we need hasan will and austin in the kitchen