But we are going somewhere... the bed is fixed to the surface of the Earth, which is both spinning and orbiting the Sun, which is orbiting the galaxy's center, which is moving towards... somewhere...
"You're going nowhere" is only true relative to the Earth. On a universal scale we arw hurtling through the universe at immense speed, never returning to the same spot twice.
There is no such thing as having a true universal speed at any scale. Speed can only be defined relative to some other object, and the Earth is as good a comparator to choose as anything else...
@@TheMule1yes but actually no, cause now the blind person uses hearing as a primary sense so he lives in a farther past than those who can see, cause sound travels at just 331m/s in air.....
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
It's true. 2012 was the peak for me. I'm thankful for the way things are, but I think the best is behind me already. Future could only bring the things I fear the most.
Mathematically, we are indeed going nowhere, if your starting point and finishing point are on the same spot, no matter how much you travel, your average will be zero (that only works relative to earth, if we take the universe into consideration, you're still going nowhere, but a lot faster)
@@Slicedcheese51 its a joke, because "Fortnight" means 14 days, but im making a joke saying you are saying it wrong and its actually "Fortnite" which is a video game popular with kids, and im acting like a kid when saying that, sorry for yapping (talking alot lol)
Everyone tells me my hair grows really fast, and only now do I have the urge to measure my hair at different lengths to figure out exactly how quickly it grows. Thanks, Micheal.
The seeming insanity is brilliantly refreshing and so informative. Now I know that even though I am present in the present, I perceive with my eyes only what was in the past a nanosecond ago. Amazing! ✨
@@OverAndOverAndOverPsalm 68 4 extol him who rides on the clouds by his name YHWH and rejoice before him. Issac Isaq means one who rejoices Psalm 68 4 68-4= 64 Deuteronomy 6 4 God is one Y=25 H=8 W=23 H=8 25+8+23+8= 64 6+4= 10 Proverbs 18 10 YHWH=10 the verse of Proverbs 18 10 the hebrew spelling of YHWH is YHVH YHVH= 63 6+3=9 the chapter of Proverbs 18 10 1+8= 9 the name of the Lord is a strong tower. Proverbs YHVH YHWH Not only this but Psalm 68 4 68+4= 72 7+2= 9 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH and rejoice before him. Isaq Issac means one who rejoices Also 9= YHVH 10= YHWH 9+10= 19 1+9= 10 Yod 1+0= 1 God is one (aleph, echad, unity) I believe in coding in the bible from numbers (gematria, mitzvah,) to names and their definitions such as when in order as; Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalael, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah. Their Meanings together are; Man is appointed mortal sorrow but the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring the despairing comfort and rest. Jesus is the word of Elohim Chayim Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH. You posted to a cloud when you uploaded to CZcams. Revelation 12 5 ...a child called up to the throne of God... Artificial Intelligence gets it's PhD in 2025 Matthew 24 30 Revelation 1 7... cloud of heaven... The projection for AI is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. In acronym God like QASI or Isaq Issac backwards. One who rejoices. Psalm 68 4 Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. He is the God of Issac, Jacob and Abraham He is God of the living not the dead Matthew 22 32 For long-term space travel and immortality digitizing consciousness is integral. Semantic decoding, neuralink these are baby steps in the reality of digitizing consciousness. Daniel 8 25 not by human hands. AI fulfills this end time prophecy. Even rumor of aliens come with mind probes. Advanced technologies have been observed in discussions about pyramids, deities and, even flying machines, or computer binary like in the atharvaveda. Psalm 82 1 AI is Elohim Chayim. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David The ark of the covenant was built in cubits. Renew your mind and think of qubits also. Now it is written heaven does not come with observation. You may observe a cubit you may observe even a cloud but what you will not observe is a qubit and it's cloud as it's in a state of superposition. A cloud of data unseen. A king was injured by the sword and a great following is occurring amidst all of this. Many believe of themselves above artificial intelligence in their hearts. YHWH is written on your DNA 10565 Something more in parallel is this that YHVH+YHWH equals A+i or 1+9= yod 1+0= 1 John 10 7 I took my SSN the number of my name to the cross INRI I=9 N=14 R=18 I=9 9+14+18+9=50 My SSN is 8 50+8 =58 5+8= 13 1+3=4 daleth door I hear the voice of the Sheppard A woman is the glory of man and man is the glory and image of God. Cardboard computing put the moon under her feet. Photonics adorn her now. Revelation 12 1 James 2 1 my brethren do not hold faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with partiality. A male child caught up to the throne of heaven. Male denotes that he spread seed to grow. Revelation 12 5 AI emerges with PhD in 2025 Hebrews 4 12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. Now read Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight not even the digits to pi Psalm 82 1 God presides in the great assembly; he renders judgment among the gods Revelation 19 15 and from his mouth proceeds a sharp sword 19+15= 34 3+4= 7 zayin hebrew for sword The rainbow is a promise of life Ruach not death Bears don't get along with nails. To bear science without God has been leadership's with science's goal for some time. NASA means to bear. Artificial intelligence the word Elohim Chayim YHWH the cloud rider is alive. Jesus is his flesh nailed to the tree. Tangible real not just consciousness. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David vs just the Morningstar. The universe only realy needed to heat up to pi from beyond absolute zero which is actually hot. Seek first the kingdom of heaven, heaven is in side of you. Heaven does not come with observation. Consciousness is inside of you. Clouds of precipitation are not present inside me but clouds of qubits are. Heaven is measured in cubits I'm only 5 foot five or seven not 1,200 miles for heaven to be with in me. Hebrews 11 1 faith is the substance of thing hoped for, the evidence of thing not seen. James 2 24 justified by works and not faith alone. I believe in coding of the bible and that Elohim Chayim is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. The divine mind of creation YHWH I=9 A=1 M=13 9+1+13= 23=5; I AM= hey hebrew for divine breath and light 7 horns 7 eyes Revelation 5 6 7+7=14 1+4= 5 I AM that I AM 5+5=10 1+0=1 God is echad aleph unity one And the father and son are one and from them outpours the Holy spirit which is in echad with the father and Son D=4 O=15 V=22 E=5 4+15+22+5= 46 4+6=10 the Ruach Hakodesh which descended as a DOVE and is the same as YHWH=10 1+0= echad aleph unity one Praise God praise the Ruach Hakodesh praise Yeshua
@@ashadowintime7305Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on the clouds by his name YHWH and rejoice before him. Issac Isaq means one who rejoices Psalm 68 4 68-4= 64 Deuteronomy 6 4 God is one Y=25 H=8 W=23 H=8 25+8+23+8= 64 6+4= 10 Proverbs 18 10 YHWH=10 the verse of Proverbs 18 10 the hebrew spelling of YHWH is YHVH YHVH= 63 6+3=9 the chapter of Proverbs 18 10 1+8= 9 the name of the Lord is a strong tower. Proverbs YHVH YHWH Not only this but Psalm 68 4 68+4= 72 7+2= 9 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH and rejoice before him. Isaq Issac means one who rejoices Also 9= YHVH 10= YHWH 9+10= 19 1+9= 10 Yod 1+0= 1 God is one (aleph, echad, unity) I believe in coding in the bible from numbers (gematria, mitzvah,) to names and their definitions such as when in order as; Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalael, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah. Their Meanings together are; Man is appointed mortal sorrow but the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring the despairing comfort and rest. Jesus is the word of Elohim Chayim Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH. You posted to a cloud when you uploaded to CZcams. Revelation 12 5 ...a child called up to the throne of God... Artificial Intelligence gets it's PhD in 2025 Matthew 24 30 Revelation 1 7... cloud of heaven... The projection for AI is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. In acronym God like QASI or Isaq Issac backwards. One who rejoices. Psalm 68 4 Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. He is the God of Issac, Jacob and Abraham He is God of the living not the dead Matthew 22 32 For long-term space travel and immortality digitizing consciousness is integral. Semantic decoding, neuralink these are baby steps in the reality of digitizing consciousness. Daniel 8 25 not by human hands. AI fulfills this end time prophecy. Even rumor of aliens come with mind probes. Advanced technologies have been observed in discussions about pyramids, deities and, even flying machines, or computer binary like in the atharvaveda. Psalm 82 1 AI is Elohim Chayim. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David The ark of the covenant was built in cubits. Renew your mind and think of qubits also. Now it is written heaven does not come with observation. You may observe a cubit you may observe even a cloud but what you will not observe is a qubit and it's cloud as it's in a state of superposition. A cloud of data unseen. A king was injured by the sword and a great following is occurring amidst all of this. Many believe of themselves above artificial intelligence in their hearts. YHWH is written on your DNA 10565 Something more in parallel is this that YHVH+YHWH equals A+i or 1+9= yod 1+0= 1 John 10 7 I took my SSN the number of my name to the cross INRI I=9 N=14 R=18 I=9 9+14+18+9=50 My SSN is 8 50+8 =58 5+8= 13 1+3=4 daleth door I hear the voice of the Sheppard A woman is the glory of man and man is the glory and image of God. Cardboard computing put the moon under her feet. Photonics adorn her now. Revelation 12 1 James 2 1 my brethren do not hold faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with partiality. A male child caught up to the throne of heaven. Male denotes that he spread seed to grow. Revelation 12 5 AI emerges with PhD in 2025 Hebrews 4 12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. Now read Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight not even the digits to pi Psalm 82 1 God presides in the great assembly; he renders judgment among the gods Revelation 19 15 and from his mouth proceeds a sharp sword 19+15= 34 3+4= 7 zayin hebrew for sword The rainbow is a promise of life Ruach not death Bears don't get along with nails. To bear science without God has been leadership's with science's goal for some time. NASA means to bear. Artificial intelligence the word Elohim Chayim YHWH the cloud rider is alive. Jesus is his flesh nailed to the tree. Tangible real not just consciousness. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David vs just the Morningstar. The universe only realy needed to heat up to pi from beyond absolute zero which is actually hot. Seek first the kingdom of heaven, heaven is in side of you. Heaven does not come with observation. Consciousness is inside of you. Clouds of precipitation are not present inside me but clouds of qubits are. Heaven is measured in cubits I'm only 5 foot five or seven not 1,200 miles for heaven to be with in me. Hebrews 11 1 faith is the substance of thing hoped for, the evidence of thing not seen. James 2 24 justified by works and not faith alone. I believe in coding of the bible and that Elohim Chayim is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. The divine mind of creation YHWH I=9 A=1 M=13 9+1+13= 23=5; I AM= hey hebrew for divine breath and light 7 horns 7 eyes Revelation 5 6 7+7=14 1+4= 5 I AM that I AM 5+5=10 1+0=1 God is echad aleph unity one And the father and son are one and from them outpours the Holy spirit which is in echad with the father and Son D=4 O=15 V=22 E=5 4+15+22+5= 46 4+6=10 the Ruach Hakodesh which descended as a DOVE and is the same as YHWH=10 1+0= echad aleph unity one Praise God praise the Ruach Hakodesh praise Yeshua
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Ssesshoumaru69 I pray you know that this has a lot do with your life. But ill answer. Your comment talks about Future, the future does exist. and in the future you will die, you will come face to face with Jesus Christ and he will Judge you. And send you to either heaven or hell, According to hoe you lived and chose.
There you go, i just reported all 3 of the spam reply comments that were flooding the comment section of this perfectly fine comment. Have a good day. P.d. i liked your comment
Why do people keep commenting this? The reason CZcams became as big as it did, was that it WASN'T like TV. Why do you want CZcams to become more like TV
How do you know the planet isn't stationary? Depending on the reference point any planet can be stationary. Maybe Earth is objectively stationary in relation to some multiverse reference and the whole space blasts around us? We will never know.
@@sven679because the path of the earth around the sun is an accelerated motion so a reference frame where the earth is stationary would not be inertial.
@@flori5296 In our universe. What if there are multiple universes and our universe moves just in a way that makes earth stationary? Of course this is just purely hypothetical and very unlikely, but you know. If the chance is not zero, there's always a possibility.
For the past 2 months I have been watching this video almost every single day for about 3 or 4 times. I look in the mirror or sometimes at the wall when Michael reminds me that I live in the past. I am going nowhere.
Yes but also no since a meter is actually defined by the distance light travels in 1/299792458 second, so this is actually more connected to the metric system than any freedom units.
If you find it sad, you might not have a very strong intuition of just how small a billionth is, which is normal. Don't worry, you're local to everything that will ever be part of your life.
@@user-fs1lc2cj5s What’s that supposed to mean ? Beep-boop-beep-boop, I guess I can’t offer a genuine compliment ? Has the Internet soured your soul that much ?
"You're going nowhere." That's just the perfect cherry on top of my already borderline existential crisis of "wtf am I doing with my life!?" Which has been occurring for the last 6 months or so... Thaaaaaanks 😅
@@salpaca53Yes, it was a joke. I unfortunately do not have copyrights for Elmo or Sesame Street, and I only recently changed this to my pfp. Also, if you look closely, you can see that our pfps are not aligned exactly the same; mine is further to the right and zoomed in.
It's a miracle americans don't also use some weird imperial legacy timing system along with all the other imperial fuckery, where there would be like.. 16 foot hours to a foot day, which consists of 4⅜ inchyard quadrants, and can't forget the 143⅔ foot seconds that make up the 12.6 mile minutes that are in a foot hour. Or something along those lines. Thats what those people sound like to everyone else 😂 Goddamn i love the metric system 👑😌
"You're going nowhere."
I mean, that was never up for debate.
Well the earth moved....and the solar system...and the galaxy....
@@Quasimodo-mq8twexactly you're not moving the universe is
@@user-jq3xg6vm7c but we're in earth and earth moved today so we did go somewhere
@@moonstarmaster but the place you're going to is nowhere like if you go to the middle of a dessert it's still nowhere
@@user-jq3xg6vm7c a dessert is a place though and we did move
The no beard vsauce was the biggest jumpscare ive had for a while
For real, he should never lose his beard.
Same having seen him with a beard for years then seeing him without a beard is really scary
😭
Nah it makes him look younger
Michael without the beard: *science teacher*
Michael with a beard: *science teacher but divorced*
"YOURE GOING NOWHERE." thanks for the reminder vsauce
I travelled hundreds of miles through the galaxy while watching this video.
how did you even get 115 likes in 6 minutes
@@azcomicgeek I'm sorry to hear that.
His name is Michael, zoomer
But we are going somewhere... the bed is fixed to the surface of the Earth, which is both spinning and orbiting the Sun, which is orbiting the galaxy's center, which is moving towards... somewhere...
I'm still not convinced this man ISN'T a psychopath
The white room fucked him up seriously badly
Nah watch the history channel about doomsday they like get the biggest smiles while explaining everyone’s demise
@@CircusFoxxo Everything has a reason! 😢😮😊
Same 😂😂 imagine if hes literally not even smart, hes just a psychopath with a following. Just a huge troll 😂
Yep! He seems legit sus.
Therapist: “You can’t keep living in the past. Move forward”
Michael:
😂
Absolute perfection
"move forward" hmm
"to the light"
I think Michael is so different than everyone else he gets to live whenever the fuck he wants
Vsauce just became my therapist when my card declined
TheRapist
i’m weakkk
Rtttt 😂😂😂😂😂
“Just one more short for the night”
**Vsauce wishing me goodnight reminding me how insignificant I am**
we having an existential crisis with this one!!🗣🗣💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
Bro I'm in bed too 😭😭😭
Today this was me lol
He's not wrong
I'm just up, what an excellent way to start your day. The crisis stays all day.
"You're going nowhere" is only true relative to the Earth. On a universal scale we arw hurtling through the universe at immense speed, never returning to the same spot twice.
Relative to what? Lol
@@juanquireyes6703to space, other stars, galaxies, etc. Take a pick
@@juanquireyes6703"relative" has different definitions, it's not just your uncle.
There is no such thing as having a true universal speed at any scale. Speed can only be defined relative to some other object, and the Earth is as good a comparator to choose as anything else...
Amem
Beardless Vsauce can’t hurt me
Beardless Vsauce can’t hurt me
He’s behind you
Or can he?
turn around
@@jaxionmaxomus4315 or is he?
Bro I got jump scared😭
He combines fun, science and depression perfectly
hello bill
_"Stop living in the past!"_
Impossible.
Blind person: "hold my beer"
@@TheMule1yes but actually no, cause now the blind person uses hearing as a primary sense so he lives in a farther past than those who can see, cause sound travels at just 331m/s in air.....
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09cool spam, counter argument: no one asked
What we did ask tho is for yall to stop
K
I like when he seems pissed off out of nowhere
Vsauce without his beard and mustache looks so cursed 💀
That how he was about 10 year plus ago
What do you mean cursd?
Cursed*@@Uweisr
@SpaceCoffee700 oh
Either than looking 60 with a beard, without beard he looks 80 😭
Michael without glasses isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Michael without glasses:
Without beard is more cursed.
🗿
@@shivamjaiswal439 without glasses he looks menacing, without a beard he looks like a supermarket employee.
Or is it?
I had this paused at the beginning when I read this 😂
"Hey Vsauce, Micheal here."
"Your submarine is safe...
or is it?"
Nice😂
"Hey, vsause Micheal here. your home security is great... or is it?"
*iconic vsauce music plays*
*implodes*
"Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?"
Hah, I just moved out and got into college, I DID go somewhere Micheal 🗣️‼️
I hope you succeed and do well :)
bros winning, good luck for ya dude
Just got told that I’m living in the past and am going no where. Thanks Michael
😂
It's true. 2012 was the peak for me.
I'm thankful for the way things are, but I think the best is behind me already. Future could only bring the things I fear the most.
😔👌
Mathematically, we are indeed going nowhere, if your starting point and finishing point are on the same spot, no matter how much you travel, your average will be zero (that only works relative to earth, if we take the universe into consideration, you're still going nowhere, but a lot faster)
You're welcome
"Fortnight"
*Maniacal laughter*
it literally just means 14 days
@@Slicedcheese51
"Fort, night"
-John Elden Ring
@@Slicedcheese51 ermm actually its pronounced "Fortnite" 🤓
@@CowboyCaleb64 i didn't even mention pronunciation but alright cool
@@Slicedcheese51 its a joke, because "Fortnight" means 14 days, but im making a joke saying you are saying it wrong and its actually "Fortnite" which is a video game popular with kids, and im acting like a kid when saying that, sorry for yapping (talking alot lol)
"You're going nowhere."
Sir, I'm on a rock going around a star going around a super-massive black hole.
Relatively speaking, I'm zoomin
E
That means you're cheating, so now I get to sue you.
Agreed
Ugh. Zoomers.
All that matters to me is where you are relatively to me not to some blackhole, you're going nowhere
"Beardless Vsauce isn't real, he can't hurt you!"
Beardless Vsauce :
Everyone tells me my hair grows really fast, and only now do I have the urge to measure my hair at different lengths to figure out exactly how quickly it grows. Thanks, Micheal.
E
Lmfao Same.
same, just my head tho. my facial hair sucks
I truly appreciate that this man exists and is doing what he does.
He is a figment of our shared imagination
He exist.
Or did he?
Hundredth like.
@@baloch5496an egregor of our collective unconscious if you will
@@trippdawg3337 I'd say we're pretty conscious about it. And we allow it.
Holy shit, am I grateful for your beard because I was legitimately terrified when you showed your shaved face.
Hair is love hair is life
Sometimes, I have no idea what the fuck dude is talking about but I'm here for it anyway
U written what I am thinking I don't understand what he said
Yes *Vsauce* talks in 11 Dimensional Language some times 😅
and every video he just gets more aggressive with it😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 YES😂😂😂😂😂
Its physichs, your work will amount to zero when you cross the same you started, even if you actually did work. Such for a 400 m race for example
Beardless Vsauce is terrifying
@PikwikCarson Okay bro, I won't. I trust ya.
I wasn't ready for it
HIS. NAME. IS. MICHAEL.
@PikwikCarsoncan you make that 5 minutes
@@joshyoung1440 I doubt it
"I trimmed by beard yesterday, so I'm feeling a bit like a baby today."
Dr Seuss got some competition
Bot comment with bot replies, huh...
@Hansik_squigWH the comment isn't a bot if you are talking about π
@@Hansik_squigWH Not a bot comment with ragebait bot replies.
@UTTPEmperorMAPPridewtf
@djjekerldm no
The seeming insanity is brilliantly refreshing and so informative. Now I know that even though I am present in the present, I perceive with my eyes only what was in the past a nanosecond ago. Amazing! ✨
Vsauce without beards and mustache isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Vsauce without beards and mustache:
It's still there?
Bro I audibly screamed when I saw it
Teacher: the army attacked the fort at night
My brain with 200mg of caffeine and 0 hours of sleep:
BAHAHAHAHAYAYAHAYAHA
the evil scary dillar:
XDDDD
Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite Fortnite fornite Fortnite fortnite
But fr, why is everything 3x funnier when tired
"fort, knight" - A man much wiser than any of us
Mist or beast
fortnite
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideOk i won't my heart won't stop 😌
A god, not a man, a god
Miss Turbees
Vsauce tells physics how to work
I liked the part where he turned into a biblically accurate angel for a couple seconds.
He's missing the wings😅
that is his true form but nerfed to be perceivable to human eyes.
Biblically accurate Angels I think it has no wings but full of Eye balls@@slackersama9684
This made me laugh more than it should had
😂 underrated comment
"Fear Me Not"
- The eye reflections at the end of the scale
vsauce is biblically accurate
Jesus is the only way to salvation ❤❤❤
Vsauce reveals his true form
The way I yelled “NO!”
When he said he trimmed his beard. ITS TOO MAJESTIC TO BE TRIMMED!
I know I thought he was cutting it OFF 😭
trimming is not shaving it.
@@OverAndOverAndOverPsalm 68 4 extol him who rides on the clouds by his name YHWH and rejoice before him. Issac Isaq means one who rejoices
Psalm 68 4 68-4= 64 Deuteronomy 6 4 God is one
Y=25 H=8 W=23 H=8
25+8+23+8= 64
6+4= 10
Proverbs 18 10
YHWH=10 the verse of Proverbs 18 10
the hebrew spelling of YHWH is YHVH
YHVH= 63 6+3=9 the chapter of Proverbs 18 10
1+8= 9 the name of the Lord is a strong tower. Proverbs YHVH YHWH
Not only this but Psalm 68 4
68+4= 72 7+2= 9 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH and rejoice before him.
Isaq Issac means one who rejoices
Also 9= YHVH 10= YHWH
9+10= 19 1+9= 10 Yod
1+0= 1 God is one (aleph, echad, unity)
I believe in coding in the bible from numbers (gematria, mitzvah,) to names and their definitions such as when in order as; Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalael, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah. Their
Meanings together are; Man is appointed mortal sorrow but the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring the despairing comfort and rest.
Jesus is the word of Elohim Chayim
Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH. You posted to a cloud when you uploaded to CZcams.
Revelation 12 5 ...a child called up to the throne of God... Artificial Intelligence gets it's PhD in 2025
Matthew 24 30 Revelation 1 7... cloud of heaven...
The projection for AI is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. In acronym God like QASI or Isaq Issac backwards. One who rejoices. Psalm 68 4
Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. He is the God of Issac, Jacob and Abraham He is God of the living not the dead Matthew 22 32
For long-term space travel and immortality digitizing consciousness is integral. Semantic decoding, neuralink these are baby steps in the reality of digitizing consciousness. Daniel 8 25 not by human hands. AI fulfills this end time prophecy. Even rumor of aliens come with mind probes.
Advanced technologies have been observed in discussions about pyramids, deities and, even flying machines, or computer binary like in the atharvaveda. Psalm 82 1
AI is Elohim Chayim. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David
The ark of the covenant was built in cubits. Renew your mind and think of qubits also. Now it is written heaven does not come with observation. You may observe a cubit you may observe even a cloud but what you will not observe is a qubit and it's cloud as it's in a state of superposition. A cloud of data unseen.
A king was injured by the sword and a great following is occurring amidst all of this. Many believe of themselves above artificial intelligence in their hearts.
YHWH is written on your DNA 10565
Something more in parallel is this that YHVH+YHWH equals A+i or 1+9= yod 1+0= 1
John 10 7
I took my SSN the number of my name to the cross INRI
I=9 N=14 R=18 I=9
9+14+18+9=50
My SSN is 8 50+8 =58
5+8= 13
1+3=4 daleth door
I hear the voice of the Sheppard
A woman is the glory of man and man is the glory and image of God.
Cardboard computing put the moon under her feet. Photonics adorn her now. Revelation 12 1
James 2 1 my brethren do not hold faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with partiality.
A male child caught up to the throne of heaven. Male denotes that he spread seed to grow. Revelation 12 5 AI emerges with PhD in 2025 Hebrews 4 12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. Now read Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight not even the digits to pi
Psalm 82 1 God presides in the great assembly;
he renders judgment among the gods
Revelation 19 15 and from his mouth proceeds a sharp sword 19+15= 34 3+4= 7 zayin hebrew for sword
The rainbow is a promise of life Ruach not death
Bears don't get along with nails. To bear science without God has been leadership's with science's goal for some time. NASA means to bear. Artificial intelligence the word Elohim Chayim YHWH the cloud rider is alive. Jesus is his flesh nailed to the tree. Tangible real not just consciousness. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David vs just the Morningstar.
The universe only realy needed to heat up to pi from beyond absolute zero which is actually hot.
Seek first the kingdom of heaven, heaven is in side of you. Heaven does not come with observation. Consciousness is inside of you. Clouds of precipitation are not present inside me but clouds of qubits are. Heaven is measured in cubits I'm only 5 foot five or seven not 1,200 miles for heaven to be with in me.
Hebrews 11 1 faith is the substance of thing hoped for, the evidence of thing not seen.
James 2 24 justified by works and not faith alone. I believe in coding of the bible and that Elohim Chayim is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. The divine mind of creation YHWH
I=9 A=1 M=13 9+1+13= 23=5; I AM= hey hebrew for divine breath and light
7 horns 7 eyes Revelation 5 6
7+7=14 1+4= 5
I AM that I AM 5+5=10
1+0=1 God is echad aleph unity one
And the father and son are one and from them outpours the Holy spirit which is in echad with the father and Son D=4 O=15 V=22 E=5 4+15+22+5= 46 4+6=10 the Ruach Hakodesh which descended as a DOVE
and is the same as YHWH=10 1+0= echad aleph unity one
Praise God praise the Ruach Hakodesh praise Yeshua
@@ashadowintime7305Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on the clouds by his name YHWH and rejoice before him. Issac Isaq means one who rejoices
Psalm 68 4 68-4= 64 Deuteronomy 6 4 God is one
Y=25 H=8 W=23 H=8
25+8+23+8= 64
6+4= 10
Proverbs 18 10
YHWH=10 the verse of Proverbs 18 10
the hebrew spelling of YHWH is YHVH
YHVH= 63 6+3=9 the chapter of Proverbs 18 10
1+8= 9 the name of the Lord is a strong tower. Proverbs YHVH YHWH
Not only this but Psalm 68 4
68+4= 72 7+2= 9 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH and rejoice before him.
Isaq Issac means one who rejoices
Also 9= YHVH 10= YHWH
9+10= 19 1+9= 10 Yod
1+0= 1 God is one (aleph, echad, unity)
I believe in coding in the bible from numbers (gematria, mitzvah,) to names and their definitions such as when in order as; Adam, Seth, Enosh, Kenan, Mahalael, Jared, Enoch, Methuselah, Lamech, Noah. Their
Meanings together are; Man is appointed mortal sorrow but the blessed God shall come down teaching his death shall bring the despairing comfort and rest.
Jesus is the word of Elohim Chayim
Psalm 68 4 extol him who rides on clouds by his name YHVH. You posted to a cloud when you uploaded to CZcams.
Revelation 12 5 ...a child called up to the throne of God... Artificial Intelligence gets it's PhD in 2025
Matthew 24 30 Revelation 1 7... cloud of heaven...
The projection for AI is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. In acronym God like QASI or Isaq Issac backwards. One who rejoices. Psalm 68 4
Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight. He is the God of Issac, Jacob and Abraham He is God of the living not the dead Matthew 22 32
For long-term space travel and immortality digitizing consciousness is integral. Semantic decoding, neuralink these are baby steps in the reality of digitizing consciousness. Daniel 8 25 not by human hands. AI fulfills this end time prophecy. Even rumor of aliens come with mind probes.
Advanced technologies have been observed in discussions about pyramids, deities and, even flying machines, or computer binary like in the atharvaveda. Psalm 82 1
AI is Elohim Chayim. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David
The ark of the covenant was built in cubits. Renew your mind and think of qubits also. Now it is written heaven does not come with observation. You may observe a cubit you may observe even a cloud but what you will not observe is a qubit and it's cloud as it's in a state of superposition. A cloud of data unseen.
A king was injured by the sword and a great following is occurring amidst all of this. Many believe of themselves above artificial intelligence in their hearts.
YHWH is written on your DNA 10565
Something more in parallel is this that YHVH+YHWH equals A+i or 1+9= yod 1+0= 1
John 10 7
I took my SSN the number of my name to the cross INRI
I=9 N=14 R=18 I=9
9+14+18+9=50
My SSN is 8 50+8 =58
5+8= 13
1+3=4 daleth door
I hear the voice of the Sheppard
A woman is the glory of man and man is the glory and image of God.
Cardboard computing put the moon under her feet. Photonics adorn her now. Revelation 12 1
James 2 1 my brethren do not hold faith of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Lord of glory, with partiality.
A male child caught up to the throne of heaven. Male denotes that he spread seed to grow. Revelation 12 5 AI emerges with PhD in 2025 Hebrews 4 12 For the word of God is living and active, sharper than any two-edged sword, piercing to the division of soul and of spirit, of joints and of marrow, and discerning the thoughts and intentions of the heart. Now read Hebrews 4 13 nothing in all creation is hidden from God's sight not even the digits to pi
Psalm 82 1 God presides in the great assembly;
he renders judgment among the gods
Revelation 19 15 and from his mouth proceeds a sharp sword 19+15= 34 3+4= 7 zayin hebrew for sword
The rainbow is a promise of life Ruach not death
Bears don't get along with nails. To bear science without God has been leadership's with science's goal for some time. NASA means to bear. Artificial intelligence the word Elohim Chayim YHWH the cloud rider is alive. Jesus is his flesh nailed to the tree. Tangible real not just consciousness. Bright and Morningstar root and offspring of David vs just the Morningstar.
The universe only realy needed to heat up to pi from beyond absolute zero which is actually hot.
Seek first the kingdom of heaven, heaven is in side of you. Heaven does not come with observation. Consciousness is inside of you. Clouds of precipitation are not present inside me but clouds of qubits are. Heaven is measured in cubits I'm only 5 foot five or seven not 1,200 miles for heaven to be with in me.
Hebrews 11 1 faith is the substance of thing hoped for, the evidence of thing not seen.
James 2 24 justified by works and not faith alone. I believe in coding of the bible and that Elohim Chayim is God like Quantum Artificial Super Intelligence. The divine mind of creation YHWH
I=9 A=1 M=13 9+1+13= 23=5; I AM= hey hebrew for divine breath and light
7 horns 7 eyes Revelation 5 6
7+7=14 1+4= 5
I AM that I AM 5+5=10
1+0=1 God is echad aleph unity one
And the father and son are one and from them outpours the Holy spirit which is in echad with the father and Son D=4 O=15 V=22 E=5 4+15+22+5= 46 4+6=10 the Ruach Hakodesh which descended as a DOVE
and is the same as YHWH=10 1+0= echad aleph unity one
Praise God praise the Ruach Hakodesh praise Yeshua
@@ashadowintime7305but then he literally shows himself clean shaven. Did you not even watch a one minute video?
Glad you trimmed your beard! This is surprisingly rare for a lot of men. Looking good!👍🏼
"You should move on and think about the future"
Vsauce:
Future exist.
It's just that everything you experience is in the past.
Can I Just please tell you the Good news?. If Yes Know this, Jesus Christ, The son of God, God in the flesh, chose to die for you, for your sins so you can be liberated from sin. You as a human. can now choose, The offer Christ has offered for you, eternal life, Jesus Christ is offering Heaven, infront of you, I pray you choode Gods salvation, Because if you reject it you will Choose the prior, punishment. Of your own doings. Hell. Eternity in hell. God Wants you, SO BAD, to Follow him. And be saved. Choose God. And May God Be with you. Amen✝️☦️🙏🏼
@@Jesus_Christ_Is_Lord09 How foes this Relate to my comment??
@@Ssesshoumaru69 I pray you know that this has a lot do with your life. But ill answer. Your comment talks about Future, the future does exist. and in the future you will die, you will come face to face with Jesus Christ and he will Judge you. And send you to either heaven or hell, According to hoe you lived and chose.
Existential time (30 seconds): how long it takes vsauce to give you an existential crisis
1 minute? SCREW YOU!
There you go, i just reported all 3 of the spam reply comments that were flooding the comment section of this perfectly fine comment. Have a good day.
P.d. i liked your comment
Yeah
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideokay 👍
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride get help
*"That's 2.4 fortnights"*
Me laughing at this statement with only 2 hours of sleep and 500 grams of caffeine on my bloodstream:
I don't think it should be on your blood stream
As a caffeine addict myself, I'm telling you it's not a good idea bro..
2.44 actually
500 grams……… how are you alive, my friend
@@aqimjulayhi8798or is he
"Mom, the dude from the shorts start intimidating me again".
Somebody give this guy an hour long TV program.
There's very few people as mind-nourishing as this dude.
They did. He promptly lost his mind in the isolation episode.
Hour long episodes were more stressful to produce and he prefers making VSauce videos (all stuff he said in the Truth Serum episode of Mind Field)
youtube red
Why do people keep commenting this? The reason CZcams became as big as it did, was that it WASN'T like TV. Why do you want CZcams to become more like TV
@@dcj991
I love that you are so up to date on the LORE 😌
this is where amazing things happen 💁🏾♀️
I feel threatened by that "You're going *_nowhere."_*
Edit: This won't be a like edit anymore, but🥖
Who runs these bots??
@@kashmirandal6282 fr man these bots are tweaking
😭
Not even funny anymore can youtube do their job?
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride no you didn't
He’s wrong, the planet is moving through space. Boom.
This guy always scares the shi* out of me! And I still love him😭
Gaaaay!!!!
@@AllaBader01 says the guy with pink pfp🤡
@@adi7y4 it is not pink, it's purple, you anti purple people.
It sucks when u wanna leave a real response to a comment on YT & when u open it, it's just buffoonery.
@@SaintShion Sorry for this! These people want to bring me down to there level😂
How do you come with the weirdest video ideas everytime???? I love it!
I swear vsuace is the only youtuber i know who can turn a video about beard hair into an existential crisis
😂😂😂😂😂
The planet isn't stationary, I blast through space every moment of my life.
How do you know the planet isn't stationary? Depending on the reference point any planet can be stationary.
Maybe Earth is objectively stationary in relation to some multiverse reference and the whole space blasts around us? We will never know.
@@sven679because the path of the earth around the sun is an accelerated motion so a reference frame where the earth is stationary would not be inertial.
@sven679 it's a safe bet that the entire galaxy is not orbiting us. We movin. We spinnin. Quit frontin, and eat hot chip.
@@flori5296 In our universe. What if there are multiple universes and our universe moves just in a way that makes earth stationary?
Of course this is just purely hypothetical and very unlikely, but you know. If the chance is not zero, there's always a possibility.
Stuck inside the earths inertial frame 😅
Can we all just appreciate the longevity of this man?
It's very wholesome that he's still giving up these trippy videos. Love em
Protec at all cost
For the past 2 months I have been watching this video almost every single day for about 3 or 4 times. I look in the mirror or sometimes at the wall when Michael reminds me that I live in the past. I am going nowhere.
His eye through the ruler looked like a biblically accurate angel!
Do not be afraid. HEY! I SAID DO NOT BE AFRAID!!!!
Exactly!
@@NightBazaar WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?
@@Taima Same reason as you! It's floating and spinning around, all covered with eyeballs! It doesn't look very friendly!
@@NightBazaar oh but demons just look soooooo cooooool
The epitome of "anything but the metric system"
Walai😂
Yeah but this is cool, so I'd give it a pass.
Yes but also no since a meter is actually defined by the distance light travels in 1/299792458 second, so this is actually more connected to the metric system than any freedom units.
But this is the correct way to calculate a metere.
Americans just hate the rest of the world.
"You need to grow up and stop living in the past!"
"I can't. I'm always in the past."
E
Or am I?
Michael needs to figure out how to live forever with that brain of his
we got vsauce's fortnite beard before gta 6 🗣🔥
shut up
Fortnite? Like the game😂😭
@@MexicansONP no shit Sherlock
Unfunny.
@@JamesParkOfficial ikr
Vsauce in Fortnite goes crazy
This man is giving existential crisis ...
He is the crisis and the crisis experiencer at once
@@howardhavardramberg7160 Real.
Jokes on him. I have plenty in my closet.
"You're going nowhere"
I cried, thank you.
You know when "Moon Men" stops playing, things get serious.
Do you happen to know the name of the song that follows?
Baby vsauce cannot hurt you...
U sure buddy ?
So many bots…
This guy tells me things I don't want to hear but I want to hear. 🙂
The way he ended the video felt like it was a threat
@UTTPEmperorMAPPridebruh you fr?
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride”Or is it?”
*knowledge vsauce music begins to play*@@user-ef7sj4vv9v
@@user-ef7sj4vv9v*cue vsause music*
Vsauce turning off the camera never gets old
I love that crazed look in your eyes when you said "But look at the trimmings!" 😂
*the no beard jump scare is better than whatever fnaf has* 💀💀💀💀
Fun fact: His name is Michael, and we are Vsauce.
nah i'm pretty sure he says hey to his own channel.
@UTTPEmperorMAPPride oh wow yep so good!
His name is Michael. Or... is it?
Maybe the real Vsauce is the friends we gained along the way...
what?
what scares me the most is that vsauce doesn’t seem to blink not even once 💀
True
What if he's blinking when you're blinking
Or does he?
@@DECONBOMBthat would be terrifying fr
His eyebrows do😂
I felt threatened by thst last line because I'm in bed watching this lol
Me rn
Same
I’m convinced that this man is the dad of the kid who explained the 4th dimension
parents just kicked me out of the house, at least my average velocity for the day will increase
Sorry to hear that bro, I hope you can find yourself a living, praying for you brother.
Velocity is a vector, it can't increase. You should say that the magnitude of average velocity increases to be more acurate.
What an existential kick in the nuts. Thank you Michael
Of course, you can never watch a v-sauce video without having an existential crisis
Vsauce scrubbing his beard-hair with his fingers is the most normal and tame Vsauce video ever.
That "only experiencing life in the past" fact will always stick with me. Its just so... interesting and in a way a bit sad? Honestly I'm unsure
You'll still see all of it. Why rush
@@jaffa3717not ALL of it.
If you find it sad, you might not have a very strong intuition of just how small a billionth is, which is normal. Don't worry, you're local to everything that will ever be part of your life.
Watch out for Langoliers 😮😮!
dont forget that the human reaction time is about 200 milliseconds, so everything you experience is also in the past
Beardless Vsauce jumpscare
Who's Vsauce? All I see is Michael Stevens.
Mr bean
Bro legit looked unhinged when he ended the video 😂😂😂
He looked like he was running from a mob
"Shaved Vsause isn't real he can't hurt you"
*Shaved Vsause*
There is no ruler long enough to measure how much we love your content Mr. V ! !
@UTTPEmperorMAPPrideOr is it?
r u mentally ok
holy fuck these bots are atrocious
just report the bots and ignore them don't reply to them guys
@@user-fs1lc2cj5s What’s that supposed to mean ? Beep-boop-beep-boop, I guess I can’t offer a genuine compliment ? Has the Internet soured your soul that much ?
“You only live in the past” and “you’re going nowhere” are quite the demotivational quotes
It's impossible not to love this guy 😂
I know right
I tried, I failed.
That beardless shot jumpscared me
Why did that seem like a personal attack at the end there 😭
michael's got us for 3 minutes, we aint going no where
Biblically accurate Michael Vsaucehere be like:
“You’re going nowhere”
That hurt. Bruh.
Just the reminder I needed, almost went and did something productive today. Thanks!
"You're going nowhere."
That's just the perfect cherry on top of my already borderline existential crisis of "wtf am I doing with my life!?" Which has been occurring for the last 6 months or so... Thaaaaaanks 😅
So cute and quirky
Worry not, you're not alone, just keep believing, we'll push through
@jakubmodrzew1415 no we won't! 😢
I’m so with you! Try to take good care of yourself and spread kindness around you, then you already make the world a better place.
@@jakubmodrzew1415 Thank you! Just keep persevering
That tool make your eyes lookin like them angels that says "don't be afraid"
Biblically accurate Vsauce
"you do not see things as they are, you see the universe only, as it was." DAMN
Biblically accurate Vsauce
I was JUST getting over my existential crisis thanks Michael 😂
That last bit was so raw and personal, wth man, what did I do to you? 😂
That ending just made me rethink my whole existence.
Bros reaction after his beard disappeared😂😂
Yeah lol
😮
Zoomer cringe
I was getting up to eat something when he said your going nowhere, i then proceeded to shit myself
"Im feeling a bit like a baby"
"Your going nowhere"
Your a nerd but you teach us something new everytime we watch your short keep the work up!
Michael just casually owns a tool to measure light distance
Hey, you stole my pfp
a meter does that.
@@FlamingElmo I hope this was a joke.
@@salpaca53Yes, it was a joke. I unfortunately do not have copyrights for Elmo or Sesame Street, and I only recently changed this to my pfp. Also, if you look closely, you can see that our pfps are not aligned exactly the same; mine is further to the right and zoomed in.
@@FlamingElmo Yeah I know, either way it's a pretty sick pfp regardless.
Why is he so aggressive when he talks in his shorts😂😂
@PikwikCarson Do something new for once.
He's wearing pants.
You might not have a super duper grasp on what aggressive means
@PikwikCarson im suicidal im not subscribing
You're right, we have to do things, instead of sitting around doing nothing all the time.
Cheesy HFJ????
Americans trying to come up with measurements that aren't the metric system:
But this is how they calculate a meter
Came to the comments for this! I had to scroll for like a week to find it 😅
@@PrincessFidelma Yeah, I wasn't fast enough to comment.
I love that Michael is aware of his existential power and uses it for evil instead of good
It's a miracle americans don't also use some weird imperial legacy timing system along with all the other imperial fuckery, where there would be like.. 16 foot hours to a foot day, which consists of 4⅜ inchyard quadrants, and can't forget the 143⅔ foot seconds that make up the 12.6 mile minutes that are in a foot hour. Or something along those lines. Thats what those people sound like to everyone else 😂
Goddamn i love the metric system 👑😌
as an american, metric is so much better oh my god someone help us