Tenma, why are you flat and short?

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  • čas přidán 6. 09. 2024

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  • @NotTheoCh
    @NotTheoCh  Před 2 lety +1574

    As far as i know... I'm not adopted. Edit: I love how Tenma's english sometimes sounds broken but when it comes to swearing, she's at the same level as Samuel L. Jackson LMAO.
    "Stop Simping" clip is from Executor Nral, link: czcams.com/video/aSr28cq5_-A/video.html

    • @JustACarrot1
      @JustACarrot1 Před 2 lety +7

      Lol

    • @keystrix3704
      @keystrix3704 Před rokem +40

      Kinda makes me think a little of Pikamee with her cute Engrish. But when the swearing starts, she turns into an angry New Yorker.

    • @slonik0002
      @slonik0002 Před rokem +4

      Well, how sure are you about that adoption status now, NotTheo?

    • @Floydx0
      @Floydx0 Před rokem +2

      I've been watching your Tenma clips for the past week and haven't laughed as hard in ages, thanks for archiving these dude.👌🏻💯

    • @52leveler
      @52leveler Před rokem +2

      i like how you make her do a 180 at the end

  • @whazzup_teacup
    @whazzup_teacup Před 2 lety +2403

    "I'm gonna get cancelled by children on Twitter" is the funniest line I've heard this week.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion Před rokem +189

      Followed closely by “Internet is very sensible and full of bitches.”

    • @SuperSonicFan172
      @SuperSonicFan172 Před rokem +58

      It's funny because it's true.

    • @wardenunknown
      @wardenunknown Před rokem +52

      “Children are fucking stupid“ is a close second

    • @sadsworth4605
      @sadsworth4605 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Tenma was the OG dunk on twitter on phase achstually she told them to Kill themselves and then played hogwarts legacy

  • @stevemanart
    @stevemanart Před 2 lety +2316

    Tenma is like Death Valley national park; Hot, Flat, and salt as far as the eye can see.

    • @Ser0z
      @Ser0z Před 2 lety +120

      Goddamn

    • @gamerkev30
      @gamerkev30 Před 2 lety +69

      Jesus, epic roast

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn Před 2 lety +16

      Lmaoooo

    • @d112cons
      @d112cons Před rokem +88

      Also the lowest point on earth. So... Not known for height.

    • @potatopc9410
      @potatopc9410 Před rokem +20

      @@d112cons bro she's already dead from the previous roast but as you know place like that are dangerous somehow human still think it will be fine to walk there just like Tenma with south park

  • @cas9564
    @cas9564 Před 2 lety +1464

    Friendly reminder that she's used the movie Die Hard as a way to learn and study English.

  • @tpolutts3309
    @tpolutts3309 Před 2 lety +3027

    Tenma reminds me of my friends Filipino wife. There is absolutely no buffer from cute giggly happy to eating your face and spitting out any semblance of pride you thought you had.

    • @tbonbrad
      @tbonbrad Před 2 lety +229

      She sounds like fun.

    • @Yohtoh
      @Yohtoh Před 2 lety +142

      I want to invite her to parties

    • @MS-vk9ph
      @MS-vk9ph Před rokem

      your friends wife is a cannibal

    • @Chaos9883
      @Chaos9883 Před rokem +56

      You just described my mom.

    • @simpledj509chromo7
      @simpledj509chromo7 Před rokem +66

      For this reason Tenma is absolutely wonderful. She'll set you fucking straight whether you want it or not.

  • @Honyakusha
    @Honyakusha Před 2 lety +513

    "Internet is very sensible and full of bitches!"
    -Wisestache Tenma 2022

  • @tripdrakony869
    @tripdrakony869 Před rokem +777

    just remember ,,at least i was wanted'' is the best counter against the ,,you're adopted'' joke

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před rokem +20

      being adopted and not wanted
      sadge

    • @ChristianStout
      @ChristianStout Před rokem +124

      "My mom _chose_ me. Your mom got _stuck_ with you."

    • @ZeroTheHeartlessKing
      @ZeroTheHeartlessKing Před 11 měsíci +31

      @@ChristianStout funny enough i used that on my older sister when she told me that a long time ago, she stopped saying it ever since..... she hit me afterwards tho lol

    • @dillonf1905
      @dillonf1905 Před 6 měsíci +2

      Or you could put them on the spot with "what's wrong with being adopted?"

  • @greeeeeeeen
    @greeeeeeeen Před 2 lety +264

    Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us Tenma doesnt bully us

  • @crestfallenhussar895
    @crestfallenhussar895 Před 2 lety +413

    She is a star among planets, and she shines so bright

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 Před 2 lety +15

      so you're saying all planets within that star system are uninhabitable

    • @Tennosoul
      @Tennosoul Před rokem

      I don’t get the reference? Can you share source

    • @crestfallenhussar895
      @crestfallenhussar895 Před rokem

      @@Tennosoul The reference is the tweet in the thumbnail.

  • @anondisclosed9151
    @anondisclosed9151 Před 2 lety +631

    I love that even with the language barrier, by default, correcting someone followed up by AcTUAllY truly is a universal for *I don't have a life, so it's time to make you feel inadequate!* Lmao

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Před rokem +171

    I swear this woman is comedy incarnate. I’m wheezing over here. 💀

  • @SoraR123
    @SoraR123 Před 2 lety +187

    Blink twice if you're being bullied... not that we can do anything to help you escape her basement

    • @NotTheoCh
      @NotTheoCh  Před 2 lety +60

      👁👄👁

    • @SoraR123
      @SoraR123 Před 2 lety +68

      @@NotTheoCh It looks like you're just weirdly staring at me so I'll just assume you're alright and hope Tenma does bully you for your weird stares

  • @outlawedsoul8553
    @outlawedsoul8553 Před 2 lety +115

    that whole interaction was great lol

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 Před 2 lety +95

    So cute but so sassy
    Like a Rose full of thorns

  • @jasoncarto
    @jasoncarto Před rokem +71

    Breasts may be the Plot but personality is the Story. Tenma’s story is rich and deep and engaging even though the plot falls flat.

  • @Kampfer1407
    @Kampfer1407 Před 2 lety +142

    I've been telling Tenma that she should use her other "ASS"ets for the next mouse pad she produces.
    I mean if you guys remember her big "Schedule" a while back she would be as big as Sirius

  • @imbaconplate8872
    @imbaconplate8872 Před 2 lety +42

    Ive never seen this vtuber before but the way she talks is amazing

    • @ransan
      @ransan Před 2 lety +20

      She learned english by watching Die Hard

    • @LukSter18998
      @LukSter18998 Před rokem +4

      i thought she would be seiso turns out she’s on filthy franks levels

  • @diamondbuyers
    @diamondbuyers Před 2 lety +44

    At least she didn't die 5 times. that's a plus

  • @kaliquis01010
    @kaliquis01010 Před 2 lety +37

    Her way with words is magnificent, love every second of it 🙏

  • @t0uchme343
    @t0uchme343 Před rokem +9

    A Tenma buttpad would be able to challenge the planets for sure...

  • @multiverseman4017
    @multiverseman4017 Před 2 lety +15

    0:12 is the funniest part of this video.

  • @JonesBrothersProductionsiac

    1:11 Instant Regret

  • @BigParakeet
    @BigParakeet Před 2 lety +21

    Yooo you used the smart-ass Theo I made for the ackshually joke! I am so honored, holy shit! UUUUOOOOOAAAH! LFG!

  • @InternetMouse
    @InternetMouse Před rokem +22

    Tenma may be ruthless, but what she is saying is godamn true.

  • @ILoveEvadingTax
    @ILoveEvadingTax Před rokem +13

    tenma with this amount of sass i make you an honorary latina enjoy it queen

  • @SuperNcamp
    @SuperNcamp Před 2 lety +30

    After seeing this I need to see Enna and Tenma in a collab together.

    • @ransan
      @ransan Před 2 lety +5

      The world is NOT READY

  • @hellogaming9107
    @hellogaming9107 Před 10 měsíci +14

    the way shes like "oh shit you are adopted" is so cute lol

  • @lexmen1089
    @lexmen1089 Před 9 měsíci +5

    whoever said "yes" to the manufacturing of that fusking mousepad has gained a seat at valhalla

  • @TrojanSalesmen1
    @TrojanSalesmen1 Před 2 lety +12

    ........ I love her

  • @xyz39808
    @xyz39808 Před 2 lety +19

    That's one sassy lass

  • @vtuberterrifier484
    @vtuberterrifier484 Před rokem +33

    She adopted him because she wanted a child to love and take care of, rescuing him from an unparalleled loneli

  • @yonnnest
    @yonnnest Před 2 lety +11

    I'm not adopted but my pops was. And according to him, he was adopted because he was left on the doorstep of his foster family when he was just a baby.

  • @tengo_hambru
    @tengo_hambru Před rokem +5

    i could probably sleep more comfortably on top of one sheet and a pillow than on 10ma's chest

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Před 10 měsíci

      The floor may be flat, but at least it's not prickly.

  • @Anubis1993KZ
    @Anubis1993KZ Před 2 lety +30

    I'm so happy every time someone does a StarCraft reference. Especially if it's an anime girl.
    Nonetheless: *STOP SIMPING!*

  • @XFlamingSparkX
    @XFlamingSparkX Před 2 lety +6

    Tenma woke up that day and chose violence.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před 2 lety +10

    This is my first clip of this sassy cat and I think I have a new late night clip binge.
    *8 Months Later* It has been a glorious journey and I'm happy to be here.

    • @orbik_fin
      @orbik_fin Před 2 lety +4

      >sassy cat
      I'm not sure if she appreciates being called 'sassy'.

  • @sonicXstarhedgehog
    @sonicXstarhedgehog Před rokem +6

    "... But internet is very sensible and full of bi😢ches."
    -Tenma Maemi, based. 2022

  • @justiron2999
    @justiron2999 Před 2 lety +13

    She's foxxy white gold.

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 Před rokem +3

    0:10 Ah, a Meme from Executor Nral. Your taste in gags grows ever more amusing.

  • @uzimakiking
    @uzimakiking Před rokem +6

    this tenma... the more i see of her the more i like, pippa has good friends indeed

    • @DarkVeghetta
      @DarkVeghetta Před 6 měsíci

      I'm in the same boat, fellow capippalist.

  • @ezUpshift_Media
    @ezUpshift_Media Před rokem +14

    I just got to know Tenma and all i know about her is shes cute and has anger management issues 🤣

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg Před 11 měsíci +3

    Bro decided to go easy on Tenma, coulda busted out the good old "Well my mom PICKED me, yours is STUCK with you."

  • @holoramecid
    @holoramecid Před rokem +4

    Pissed off Tenma, is the most hilarious Tenma

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK Před 2 lety +8

    bro even a star is bigger than tenma's dobakun badooonkers

  • @hughu9340
    @hughu9340 Před 2 lety +8

    ah, ackshually!

  • @Syddy_
    @Syddy_ Před rokem +3

    i just fell into a tenma and pippa rabbit hole and im trapped

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

    Tenma is the flat earth in a galaxy of planets

  • @polasamierwahsh421
    @polasamierwahsh421 Před 2 lety +4

    Who let this sassy lost child in here

  • @kriss1096
    @kriss1096 Před 2 lety +8

    As some wise people said in chat:
    underscoreTenmaUOH underscoreTenmaUOH underscoreTenmaUOH!
    Also this whole stream was golden with the live discord reactions. Nice video!

  • @marvlouslie2053
    @marvlouslie2053 Před rokem +3

    Alternate Title: Tenma insults the mods, and it backfires.

  • @kyle4563
    @kyle4563 Před 2 lety +5

    lmao, Tenma 0:32

  • @awanderingcommenter
    @awanderingcommenter Před 11 měsíci +1

    0:30 meme moment!

  • @undefined5259
    @undefined5259 Před 2 lety +3

    thank you good sir for the tenma clip

  • @NiqIce
    @NiqIce Před rokem +2

    Tenma is so fucking based for that last one

  • @christianventes5100
    @christianventes5100 Před rokem +1

    Blind people, mods, Tenma doesn't discriminate

  • @SSXVegeta
    @SSXVegeta Před 6 měsíci +1

    I could listen to this accent all day

  • @axelmilan4292
    @axelmilan4292 Před 2 lety +4

    Oh no........she's cute when she's mad.

  • @Denamic
    @Denamic Před rokem +1

    Um, ackchyually, I am, in fact, not invited to parties

  • @NovaOrNeo
    @NovaOrNeo Před 5 měsíci +1

    Its ok, we love short tiny asian grandmas here tenma

  • @SkulloMad
    @SkulloMad Před 2 lety +3

    "I'm going to get canceled by children on twitter"

  • @jackofblades3998
    @jackofblades3998 Před rokem

    This is my favourite clip title i love it very much

  • @captainthunderbolt7541
    @captainthunderbolt7541 Před 2 lety +2

    Ah... So that's what it feels like to be stepped on by Tenma!

  • @goingindieEN
    @goingindieEN Před 2 lety +4

    Based tenma

  • @IronMan3582
    @IronMan3582 Před 6 měsíci

    The ending gets me every single time

  • @JamesMichaelDoyle
    @JamesMichaelDoyle Před 8 měsíci

    tenma is fucking hilarious. i only see her clips here on youtube, but i should try to catch her live.

  • @erasedoggO316
    @erasedoggO316 Před 6 měsíci

    She became the TF2 medic for a while there XD

  • @ZachX888
    @ZachX888 Před 6 měsíci +1

    She is so BASED LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂

  • @zk9506
    @zk9506 Před rokem +2

    Oh did not know Tenma is Protoss main. Don’t worry 10ma, you just need more mineral lmao.

  • @raumfahreturschutze
    @raumfahreturschutze Před 9 měsíci +1

    "I'm going to get cancelled by children on Twitter"
    really makes you think, don't it

  • @ericgonzalez934
    @ericgonzalez934 Před 6 měsíci

    Dang Tenma , I'm on the floor dying.
    Also not short and flat, Travel size with hugs, close to a loving heart ❤️

  • @deysiing7385
    @deysiing7385 Před 8 měsíci +1

    it's so sad that tenma's mouse pad can be pirate using a printer and a jpg of her chest

  • @r0e404
    @r0e404 Před rokem +1

    TENMA LOVE

  • @WarhammerAtWork
    @WarhammerAtWork Před 2 lety +2

    A lot of true words in this video

  • @Artorius300
    @Artorius300 Před rokem +1

    I'd LOVE to see Naggz react to this😂😂

  • @FirithPanda
    @FirithPanda Před rokem

    Deadass would have piped back with "Oh and she lies to you too?!"

  • @Thefess
    @Thefess Před 6 měsíci

    Thank you coco #2

  • @waterfall184
    @waterfall184 Před rokem +1

    Mods gonna be paid more

  • @mileonaslionclaw2525
    @mileonaslionclaw2525 Před rokem +2

    Ya know she’s Not exactly wrong about the Internet on both accounts

  • @KusunekoBrainless
    @KusunekoBrainless Před 8 měsíci

    Her "Motherfocka" was so genuine but so cute bro wtffff 😭😭

  • @HennyESP
    @HennyESP Před 2 lety +1

    0:43
    straight up reminds me of spacatatz from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman Před 7 měsíci

    I’m certain the 30ma mousepad will have wrist support.

  • @joaoguilhermegaieuski6548

    LMAOOOOOO

  • @thecell8787
    @thecell8787 Před 5 měsíci

    Just here to say I love the tassadar meme :^)

  • @RuneToi
    @RuneToi Před 2 lety +2

    Tenma is so cool.

  • @RicardoMeansKing
    @RicardoMeansKing Před rokem

    "stay home"? Is tenma telling us to NOT touch grass? The Anti-grass herself!!

  • @modestbutter
    @modestbutter Před 25 dny

    tenma's anger reminds me of that princess from the overly cautious hero when she had puffy cheeks

  • @akiradkcn
    @akiradkcn Před 2 lety +2

    Smol and angery

  • @pancakiy7531
    @pancakiy7531 Před rokem +1

    She laughs like pippa

  • @ckmishn3664
    @ckmishn3664 Před rokem +1

    My mother adopted me because my birth mother died and she was the godmother.

  • @KTZUP
    @KTZUP Před 9 měsíci

    Why does the face in the thumbnail looks exactly like Nanachi’s face.

  • @WaterFlea
    @WaterFlea Před rokem +1

    AHHHH AXTUALLY MY MOSHER WASHNT EVER IN MY LIFE

  • @sergeantgates2922
    @sergeantgates2922 Před rokem

    Just started watching more phase connect via pippa and it's hilarious how unhinged and based they are.

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 Před rokem +1

    God fearing Vtubers knows the truth that the stars are really flat pictures drawn on the filament by God. Fr fr Amen

  • @UmActshuwally
    @UmActshuwally Před 8 měsíci

    Tenma really reminds me of Cherino from Blue Archive but with a slight hint of German Accent.

  • @user-ni4dn2ml3h
    @user-ni4dn2ml3h Před 9 měsíci

    Albino and Tenma. The match made in heaven i guess.

  • @omoriperocondrip9130
    @omoriperocondrip9130 Před rokem +1

    Sibling fights prepared me for this moment
    "At least that means I got chosen, in your case they HAD to keep you"

  • @zebra1327
    @zebra1327 Před 4 měsíci

    My mom actually answered that one, I was the cheapest to take home 😃🤙

  • @faolancelebsul4220
    @faolancelebsul4220 Před 7 měsíci

    "the internet is sensible and full of bitches" true words have never been spoken

  • @Dalos1234
    @Dalos1234 Před 2 měsíci

    Flat is justice

  • @Nick-Terakidan
    @Nick-Terakidan Před rokem

    Bonka badonka dedonka... I'm stealing that