@@kevinwestermann1001 and for the black decks its "read ahead to directly lose the game on cruelty of gix's second ability while u could have taken the 3rd one and saved the day of ur dumbass, loses the game." Reading is definitely not for magic players.
"It doesn't matter if all of your creatures have 1 attack...as long as you have like 40 of 'em." Noah is one of the funniest mtg content creators on the platform.
My favorite game as a mono red player was when I went against a mono blue player and he countered every single spell and won with a single delver of secrets
Alchemy is such a fun format. For example: goblin morale sergeant has a hidden mechsnic where when it hits the table on turn two, half the time your opponent immediately concedes. It's these intricate synergies that really make me a genius magic player.
This is hilarious to me. Back in HS I was learning how to play with a friend who had been playing for like 10 years. Long story short my red starter half deck thing(the one nerd stores use to give away to get people into magic) wiped his black white like stacked deck(he would buy individual cards and he told me some of them were a little pricy. At least to us hs kids lmao)and he almost lost it. He was still nice but you can see the look in his eyes and he was like “wtf let me try” and I wiped him with his own shit. So that’s why I’m an undefeated champion 2-0 baby let’s gooooooooooo!
And that means a full 20 turn 3, you won't actually have 20 life by turn 3, but I'll still be making you take 20 because negative life is what you deserve
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid sunglasses
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Still more IQ than the avg blue player taking 5 minutes to decide "do I counter the spell that will kill me?" While having 5 of the exact same option, all while still having to do no math. I'd rather be 65 IQ and aware of it, than 1IQ while thinking NOT being able to do basic math makes me a hyper genius
Only thing dumber then Mono Red players are Mono Blue players. That archetypes main wincon is to basically make your opponent concede. At least Red kills you properly.
Those are colours not archetypes, there are so many ways to play either. Mono-red could be, burn, prison, painter, blitz, 8-whack or turbo Muxus for example. Mono-blue could be merfolk, omnitell, spirits, faeries, spiral tide or solitude for example.
@@colgatelampinen2501 You are wrong. All red players are the same. All blue players are the same. And you can't even spell "color", shows what you know about the MtG color pie.
"Don't let people play when it's their turn" is the least fun game mechanic you could add to a game. I don't play blue or play against blue when I want to have a casual, fun game.
As a Neheb commander player I find great pleasure in the brain power to keep it going. Its not much, and thats what counts. Do damage, get mana, use mana for more damage. Simple as.
I have a Grand Warlord Radha deck and it's the same thing. If you're not swinging every turn, you're losing, so the deck is built to always have something to swing with, and if you are swinging every turn you just drop haymaker after haymaker. It's so vital to keep swinging that I have several Fogs in the deck partly so I can swing with everything and then Fog myself so my creatures stay alive and I generated the mana I needed.
The intelligence of red comes from it's strategy and deckbuilding. It's simple but it works; it's not neccesary for something to be overcomplicated to be good (glares at blue).
Created a boros deck which was meant to be a spell deck. But it every game, I have somehow gotten krenko, tin Street kingpin and other cards and ended up generating like 30 tokens. I called it 'the red army'
Same. I had this great infinite combo all about copying my copy spells and killing my enemies with Ral Storm Conduit but I just ended up goblinating everyone.
@@grantsbb8459 yeah, loads more goblins. Sadly the only krenko I have is the tin Street kingpin one but otherwise yeah. MY GOBLIN ARMY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN, MEUHAHAHAH.
@@mysticturtle997 lol. I think I have that Ral as well. Imagine getting some copying spells and somehow creating a loop where you cast a spell that lets you copy a spell, then you cast a spell that lets you do the same. So you could copy the spell that would let you copy a spell that would let you copy a spell. You could create an infinite army with that.
@@hepic2874 I normally cast Opt or Shock then copy it with Narset's reversal then copy my Narset's reversal with Expansion/Explosion, use the Narset's reversal copy to copy Expansion/Explosion and bounce them off each other, using Ral's passive to deal infinite damage.
I do wanna see one of these for each of the colors. Also as a red player I love the sound of a double sleeved lightning bolt hitting a playmat. It's my favorite thing to do before full swinging
You do know you can use cavalcade of calamity in historic if you’re running mono-red 1/1 full swing… it’s a 2 mana enchantment that says whenever a creature you control with 1 power attacks, deal 1 damage to the defending player. So even if they have blockers you deal damage and if they don’t block your 1/1 is like a 2/2
@@reverie02 yeah but if they didn't block toughness doesn't matter... so it could be a 2/27 as far as anyone's concerned... it makes it so your 1 power creatures effectively deal 2 damage.
@@anthonycannet1305 put that on top of Raid Bombardment (2🔴; Enchantment with- When a creature with power two or less attacks, deal one damage to the defending player/planeswalker depending on which you attack)
I play Burn at Modern Tournaments so I can finish with upwards of half an hour left on the clock so I can go get a sandwich in between rounds. Burn players are the smartest players in existence.
I still have a red deck I started building back in 2007. It's a lot of fun, revolves around charging a Quest for Pure Flame to four counters and then hitting for 14+ on turn 4.
Hey, my first deck ever was mono-red goblins! I was 6, sure, and I never won a single game, but we're super wicked smart and I definitely didn't switch to zombie tribal asap
When I was younger I played control decks because I thought I had as much time as I wanted Now that I'm older I play mono red because I value my time more and I don't want to be taken hostage for half an hour cause of my own deck
I once made my brother cry by using a moon red deck. One of my proudest moments. Best part is, he was playing a control deck, but you can’t control a non existent board. And you can only counter so many lightning bolts
I only now notice how much Konami was inspired by "Magic: The Gathering Arena" to make "Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel" (in terms of graphics and video game design). Then the fact that the equivalent of each Master Duel deck are "Blue Players" of different flavors is something else...
I think I finally understand mono red well enough to give it a try. Thanks Noah! I subscribed and am now harassing you, please upload the video of my push up
It's hilarious how your wake internal monologue matches up with my actual Red Deck Wins thought process. Not swinging with the board!? Coward! That's the only thought to have.
Played mono R in a local pioneer tournament on Wednesday. I feel you. I full swang 99% and faked having every burn spell to make the trades all the time😂😂
Funny thing is the idea for RDW was designed in a linear algebra class. The idea was to do a bunch of math so the deck would always curve out and be the most consistent deck in the format.
I believe mono red deck players are the most intelligent they've come to the realization that 5 minutes or less for a hand of magic compared to 10 and over allows them to do other things in their life and yet still get their dailies done.
I like that he's playing mono red like a mono green player. Most mono reds I've fought essentially use nothing but instant damage cards with the forge to make the progressively bigger (almost green) tokens
could combine red with green to have a monster ramp up. could combine red with blue if you want to sin and also want to put half your deck into your hand so you can summon all the things
the only time i personally had a ton of fun playing monored was using Delina, Wild Mage as a 60card brawl commander before the last standard rotation, creating tapped and attacking nonlegendary copies of whatever else was on my board. ideally Calamity Bearer
I totally forgot about magic existance so i just thought it was going to be a video about random color wars and expect at some point some "everybody want to be the red power ranger for a reason" or something.
Bro I got this goblin agro deck that is so fast and so effective that every time I play with it, the game just becomes kill me first and who's going to drown in goblin shit. But for real, a Ritalin addled crayon addict can play mono-red.
As a mono-black player, I get where the Cruelty of Gix guy's head was at. Never do a raw concede over just ending yourself manually in a goofy way if you can help it.
The thumbnail triggered my future ptsd. Friend of mine plays omnath with moraug. Brothers war releases a new artifact (staff of Titania) that makes moraug go infinite
whenever I and my friends play a deck that just full swings tap out we call it playing Richard Garfield magic just turning cards sideways the way he intended
Red/White player here, it's still "swing every turn" but I actually choose which creature is going to be my champion, then have two attack phases because of Raiyuu, Storm's Edge
As a mono red player I would be offended if I could read.
LIFE HAPPENS IN THE BATTLEFIELD AND IF YOU WIN AT 1 YOU STILL WON
It's Red Deck Wins and not Read Deck Wins for a reason.
@@kevinwestermann1001 and for the black decks its "read ahead to directly lose the game on cruelty of gix's second ability while u could have taken the 3rd one and saved the day of ur dumbass, loses the game." Reading is definitely not for magic players.
@@kevinwestermann1001 holy fuck i audibly laughed at that
@@kevinwestermann1001 That's 24karat gold right there
There's a reason why it's "red deck wins" and not "red deck looses due to lack of tempo and card advantage."
Unfortunately, that's what its called in EDH
@@The_Natalist You've been playing against the non decent red decks. It's not that hard to shove 80 1/1s into your deck...
@@livedandletdie you can win an EDH game with 80 1/1s ? Lol, i have to try this
@@The_Natalist beating 120 vs 20 if a big difference... but also never underestimate the torbran player. Bitch will fuck you up
@@The_Natalist play Krenko
"It doesn't matter if all of your creatures have 1 attack...as long as you have like 40 of 'em." Noah is one of the funniest mtg content creators on the platform.
As a token player I agree
I don't play MTGA. I play Krenko
@@mattegecko6578 Krenko and Muxus are on MTGA!
Well in all fairness that is pretty correct if no.one can stop the 40 1/1's then yes it doesn't matter
It doesnt matter If u dont have creatures when you are a mono red burn 😎
My favorite game as a mono red player was when I went against a mono blue player and he countered every single spell and won with a single delver of secrets
honestly after years of monored stomping the ladder its about time blue gets its due.
remember embercleave?
@@davidsantiago7808 Bro remember embercleave? As if it ever went away.
@@smtmonke as if i don't use it to stomp niggas everyday
@@smtmonke well it did in standard
@@davidsantiago7808 Ah fair enough. I'm a casual and only play modern and on rare occasion commander.
as a red player, i can't read those graphs but my massive iq is telling me ive been insulted
lol underrated comment😂
Alchemy is such a fun format. For example: goblin morale sergeant has a hidden mechsnic where when it hits the table on turn two, half the time your opponent immediately concedes. It's these intricate synergies that really make me a genius magic player.
Typed like a true one 😂
all the creatures you have are attacking if you have none
hence its still a full swing
“It seems my superiority has led to some controversy” - Krenko Mob Boss
Mono Blue is pretty darn simple, basically every baby's first words are "No"
Consent is important, even in mtg
Playing monored doesn't take a lot of thought, but choosing to play monored is a high IQ choice
As a Rakdos player, seeing you end games with a life total higher than 1 is making me break out in hives.
Let's see those 45k push-ups.
every subscriber gained
Let's see them push-ups
Jokes on you, he'll just do one push up and loop it 45k times
This is hilarious to me. Back in HS I was learning how to play with a friend who had been playing for like 10 years. Long story short my red starter half deck thing(the one nerd stores use to give away to get people into magic) wiped his black white like stacked deck(he would buy individual cards and he told me some of them were a little pricy. At least to us hs kids lmao)and he almost lost it. He was still nice but you can see the look in his eyes and he was like “wtf let me try” and I wiped him with his own shit. So that’s why I’m an undefeated champion 2-0 baby let’s gooooooooooo!
"Wiped him with his own shit"
That’s cause black white sucks
@@JustZhekai that's a sentence
I had an insane match against an eldrazi sneak attack fling deck
He simply didn’t know how to pilot it, or he was shit at building decks. I say this because you were inexperienced and he was more “experienced”.
As a UW player, Green scares me.
However when I see Red being played, I'm not so much scared as I am curious about how I am going to lose.
Too bad Boros can deal 20 damage turn 3
And that means a full 20 turn 3, you won't actually have 20 life by turn 3, but I'll still be making you take 20 because negative life is what you deserve
@187btokes I see your 20 damage
And... I don't concede. I just die, because that's what polite players do.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid sunglasses
I got bored reading this
Anyways i got a 3/2 i can attack with, so it should be ok
Uhhhhhhh
Life gain effects usually outstrip burn and I have phat walls, so I win, right?
We finally have a MTG version Rick and mortal copy pasta. That's hilarious haha
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Mono Red. The strategy is extremely complex, and without a solid grasp of statistics most of the choices will go over a typical player's head. There's also Red's "carpe diem" outlook, which is deftly woven into it's playstyle- it's color philosophy draws heavily from Aldous Huxley literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these stratagems, to realise that they're not just chance- they say something deep about the GAME ITSELF. As a consequence people who dislike Mono Red truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the intelligence in the catchphrase "I Bolt the Bird," which itself is a cryptic reference to one of the earliest metas in MtG history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as John Ormerod's genius wit unfolds itself on their play mats. What fools.. how I pity them. joy
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Chandra tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
@@frostyblade8842 it actually does take more thought that control tho. Control is “will that kill me?” If not do nothing. If yes, counter it.
As a mono-blue player, I demand a "full counter" button that uses every counter spell in my hand on one target.
Mono red mentality is literally "head empty. Fire go brrrrrr"
As a Mono Red player, I can confirm. Fire also win 🔥
Hahahaha goblin hahahaha aggro
This is the story of my entire career in magic
Krenko approved
Same
Still more IQ than the avg blue player taking 5 minutes to decide "do I counter the spell that will kill me?" While having 5 of the exact same option, all while still having to do no math. I'd rather be 65 IQ and aware of it, than 1IQ while thinking NOT being able to do basic math makes me a hyper genius
lol i play blue like this guy plays red. if i have a counter i am going to use that counter. i will counter you 1 cost 1/1 just because i can.
i love monoblue, but i sympathize, slow blue players are the worst, hurry tf up and make a decision
As a blue player, I'm well aware that I'm an idiot. I just like countering things :D
Yeah they think they are some special breed of intellectual while what they truly are is a bunch of smurf lovers
I counter that claim. You take it back.
Only thing dumber then Mono Red players are Mono Blue players. That archetypes main wincon is to basically make your opponent concede. At least Red kills you properly.
Red mono will bash their head against a wall till you die
Blue mono will sit their snickering and laughing why'll getting the shit kicked out of them
Those are colours not archetypes, there are so many ways to play either. Mono-red could be, burn, prison, painter, blitz, 8-whack or turbo Muxus for example. Mono-blue could be merfolk, omnitell, spirits, faeries, spiral tide or solitude for example.
@@colgatelampinen2501 You are wrong. All red players are the same. All blue players are the same. And you can't even spell "color", shows what you know about the MtG color pie.
@@dantallionmccrews3822 he prolly added the "u" to "color" because he's a blue player, ew!
"Don't let people play when it's their turn" is the least fun game mechanic you could add to a game. I don't play blue or play against blue when I want to have a casual, fun game.
Was literally trying out a mono red deck for the first time ever maybe two hours ago.
As a Neheb commander player I find great pleasure in the brain power to keep it going.
Its not much, and thats what counts. Do damage, get mana, use mana for more damage. Simple as.
As a Prismatic Bridge commander player I'm just happy to be involved
I have a Grand Warlord Radha deck and it's the same thing. If you're not swinging every turn, you're losing, so the deck is built to always have something to swing with, and if you are swinging every turn you just drop haymaker after haymaker.
It's so vital to keep swinging that I have several Fogs in the deck partly so I can swing with everything and then Fog myself so my creatures stay alive and I generated the mana I needed.
I like this channel, I think you should make more videos
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I like this channel too. I click every video
more puch ups*
I too enjoy this channel
@@tin-slayer-3368 I translated your comment to English, now I understand
The intelligence of red comes from it's strategy and deckbuilding. It's simple but it works; it's not neccesary for something to be overcomplicated to be good (glares at blue).
30 lightning bolts, 10 mountains. WOW, THAT WAS HARD
@@Timorio It's almost like you didn't read my comment.
@@Timorio kinda hard if your opponent starts placing creatures... You'll probably die first than killing him with thunders
@@npsantagada It wins in 4 turns lol
@@0th_Lawas a Mon Red player, that sounds too slow
Created a boros deck which was meant to be a spell deck. But it every game, I have somehow gotten krenko, tin Street kingpin and other cards and ended up generating like 30 tokens. I called it 'the red army'
Same. I had this great infinite combo all about copying my copy spells and killing my enemies with Ral Storm Conduit but I just ended up goblinating everyone.
wait until you find out about krenko, mob boss
@@grantsbb8459 yeah, loads more goblins. Sadly the only krenko I have is the tin Street kingpin one but otherwise yeah.
MY GOBLIN ARMY WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN, MEUHAHAHAH.
@@mysticturtle997 lol. I think I have that Ral as well. Imagine getting some copying spells and somehow creating a loop where you cast a spell that lets you copy a spell, then you cast a spell that lets you do the same. So you could copy the spell that would let you copy a spell that would let you copy a spell. You could create an infinite army with that.
@@hepic2874 I normally cast Opt or Shock then copy it with Narset's reversal then copy my Narset's reversal with Expansion/Explosion, use the Narset's reversal copy to copy Expansion/Explosion and bounce them off each other, using Ral's passive to deal infinite damage.
"Its fine if your creatures have 1 attack as long as you have 40 of um" Sir are you sure you arn't secretly a white player?
Old green deck rapid spawn.
My entire board of goblins would like to have a word with your life total.
I do wanna see one of these for each of the colors. Also as a red player I love the sound of a double sleeved lightning bolt hitting a playmat. It's my favorite thing to do before full swinging
Bro played cruelty of gix at 3, then went on to read ahead to death
Astonishing
You do know you can use cavalcade of calamity in historic if you’re running mono-red 1/1 full swing… it’s a 2 mana enchantment that says whenever a creature you control with 1 power attacks, deal 1 damage to the defending player. So even if they have blockers you deal damage and if they don’t block your 1/1 is like a 2/2
2/1?
@@reverie02 yeah but if they didn't block toughness doesn't matter... so it could be a 2/27 as far as anyone's concerned... it makes it so your 1 power creatures effectively deal 2 damage.
@@anthonycannet1305 put that on top of Raid Bombardment (2🔴; Enchantment with- When a creature with power two or less attacks, deal one damage to the defending player/planeswalker depending on which you attack)
mono red land destruction is the best deck
I play Burn at Modern Tournaments so I can finish with upwards of half an hour left on the clock so I can go get a sandwich in between rounds. Burn players are the smartest players in existence.
I still have a red deck I started building back in 2007. It's a lot of fun, revolves around charging a Quest for Pure Flame to four counters and then hitting for 14+ on turn 4.
I usually play mono black, but I do like me some full swings
Hey, my first deck ever was mono-red goblins! I was 6, sure, and I never won a single game, but we're super wicked smart and I definitely didn't switch to zombie tribal asap
When I was younger I played control decks because I thought I had as much time as I wanted
Now that I'm older I play mono red because I value my time more and I don't want to be taken hostage for half an hour cause of my own deck
The Red ones do indeed, go faster.
@@patrickbuckley7259 the Orks were right it seems
@@imurt3417 In this regard.
I once made my brother cry by using a moon red deck. One of my proudest moments. Best part is, he was playing a control deck, but you can’t control a non existent board. And you can only counter so many lightning bolts
Red deck is unironically and ironically the thinking man's deck
Mensa is full of mono red players.
I subscribed because of this video. I expect that video of all those pushups by the end of the year.
I lost to my friend using a green deck but then I tried using mountain grasslands to play a red deck, then we just pretended my green lands were red
As an 11 time R, R/W LGS Champion, I can say; that red deck need's at least 3 more Lightning Bolt, Chain Lightning and Chandra.
When all his hard work was wiped away i felt that
I love seeing those life totals melt.
This is actually hilarious, so addicted to this guys humor
Monored theme playing in my head
i cannot emphasize enough how much i love mono red
I only now notice how much Konami was inspired by "Magic: The Gathering Arena" to make "Yu-Gi-Oh! Master Duel" (in terms of graphics and video game design). Then the fact that the equivalent of each Master Duel deck are "Blue Players" of different flavors is something else...
people keep telling us that we are unintelligent and salty but they can't figure out why countering a 2 mana spell with 3 mana is a bad idea.
I think I finally understand mono red well enough to give it a try. Thanks Noah!
I subscribed and am now harassing you, please upload the video of my push up
"I can't fullswing anymore. I'll have to topdeck." Those are the two redmage skills.
It's hilarious how your wake internal monologue matches up with my actual Red Deck Wins thought process.
Not swinging with the board!?
Coward!
That's the only thought to have.
Played mono R in a local pioneer tournament on Wednesday. I feel you. I full swang 99% and faked having every burn spell to make the trades all the time😂😂
Funny thing is the idea for RDW was designed in a linear algebra class. The idea was to do a bunch of math so the deck would always curve out and be the most consistent deck in the format.
I believe mono red deck players are the most intelligent they've come to the realization that 5 minutes or less for a hand of magic compared to 10 and over allows them to do other things in their life and yet still get their dailies done.
Yep you need to have very high IQ to treat a game as a chore
I like that he's playing mono red like a mono green player. Most mono reds I've fought essentially use nothing but instant damage cards with the forge to make the progressively bigger (almost green) tokens
The dude killing himself with cruelty is an instant classic
I don't know how you managed to make 3 mins feel like 30 but the brain power required must be immense
0:46 thats exactly what it feels like
I liketh this channel, I think you should make more videos.
could combine red with green to have a monster ramp up. could combine red with blue if you want to sin and also want to put half your deck into your hand so you can summon all the things
Mono Red gives my nine lives+solemnity deck life
You have earned my subscription
Started playing mtg arena, after 18 years of not touching cards , this month . Reached mythic rank with mono red easily as ftp .
Amateurs talk strategy, professionals talk logistics. Noah is a true professional.
Earlier today I watched Day 9 pilot a monored landsmash deck that was ostensibly intelectually difficult but also mostly just came down to gambling.
Post a video of the push-ups, I subscribed!
I always knew I was smart. Everyone else just didnt believe me
I bow before your intelmagance. its majestic
"Nothing says unga bunga more than playing Mono Red" :)))
I play mono red and love this video XD
Will Mr. Noah be so kind as to share the decklist?
I unsubscribed and then resubscribed like 50 times so you have to do more pushups. That's my red-player IQ in action there.
I just subscribed, so make sure to do that push up! XD
I play red and green a lot, and I absolutely see myself in this video
Is there a decklist for this superior deck?
*me playing goblins in every format*
i just subscribed
release the pushup full cut
this is a healthy way of channelling all the vile emotions gathered in a game of magic. that's right, that IS what is being gathered.
Noah's favorite form of music that emerged in the late 1920s?
Full Swing
Subscribed because of this video and no other reason. Gimme my push up, King.
Subscribed. Get pushing
RED DECK GOES *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
“Mind” is being awfully generous
I feel personally attacked
the only time i personally had a ton of fun playing monored was using Delina, Wild Mage as a 60card brawl commander before the last standard rotation, creating tapped and attacking nonlegendary copies of whatever else was on my board. ideally Calamity Bearer
I kinda wanna try this deck list now lmao
The key to red deck intelligence is mastering the skill of thinking with body parts other than your brain.
I totally forgot about magic existance so i just thought it was going to be a video about random color wars and expect at some point some "everybody want to be the red power ranger for a reason" or something.
Started playing magix for the first time three days ago and I'm diamond thanks to the full swing button. Always full swing.
You forgot to mention ....
Wait for the rope then play the card on the right. All the really good mono red guys know that.
Bro I got this goblin agro deck that is so fast and so effective that every time I play with it, the game just becomes kill me first and who's going to drown in goblin shit. But for real, a Ritalin addled crayon addict can play mono-red.
As a mono-black player, I get where the Cruelty of Gix guy's head was at. Never do a raw concede over just ending yourself manually in a goofy way if you can help it.
The thumbnail triggered my future ptsd. Friend of mine plays omnath with moraug. Brothers war releases a new artifact (staff of Titania) that makes moraug go infinite
I play mono green with the sheer panic of a yugioh player that bricks every turn but somehow is still winning
whenever I and my friends play a deck that just full swings tap out we call it playing Richard Garfield magic just turning cards sideways the way he intended
post the push up vid if you want your deck to live
Red/White player here, it's still "swing every turn" but I actually choose which creature is going to be my champion, then have two attack phases because of Raiyuu, Storm's Edge
Oh my god....legendary! 😂
Subscribed, thats one more pushup
100 < 59, that is definitely some red player math right there
I wanna see the 5500 pushup video plz xp lol