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When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload
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@@sunnyvakkalanka27396 months can mean that they each “get” 6 months since there are twelve months on the calendar, but it can also mean 6 months in jail😝
Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice
Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)
@@davidwang1637 I feel like I'm close to decoding it now.. Only two friends walked into the bar since the other is a duck and that duck won't reach the bar because he don't have the height for it, it's a knock knock joke, knock and knock the sound of those two friends knocking their head into the bar and!!!!! I actually still don't get it.. Mere mortals like us won't be able to comprehend that
@@agoodpotato844 Well if you find out the answer let me know lol. I too thought that the duck wouldn't reach the bar; also he said it was a knock knock joke and them hitting their heads made a "knock knock" sound, but then there's the duck. I was thinking something to do with "the chicken crossing the road" joke but its a duck not a chicken. And him reading the joke on his computer was obviously intentionally worded that way. I have no idea!?
Brian Watson It's not supposed to be punny. www.bing.com/images/search?q=original+beer&qs=AS&sk=AS5&FORM=QBIR&pq=original%20beer&sc=8-13&sp=6&qs=AS&sk=AS5#view=detail&id=A8605D306E85A49D45E7E00ABBB324A915006BFA&selectedIndex=17
I guess you're right. The whole point was bartenders used to simply reject service to black people. Actually the fact that you DON"T find it funny is a sign that humanity is moving in the right direction.
Characters: Shutup, Manneers, and a dog named Poop. Police: Hey, what were you doing back there? Shutup: Speeding, why? Police: What's your name? Shutup: Shutup. Police: Where's your manners? Shutup: He's back at my place picking up Poop. Police: WTF???
Oh, your version sounds a bit different. It's actually been a while since I've heard that joke from my friend, so some parts were made from what I could barely remember.
Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)
The sequel is : 2 guys walk into a bar, one orders h2o the other orders water. Just because your a scientist doesn't mean you have to say the scientific name... ;-;
Little Timmy was playing in the garden, and squashed a honey bee. His dad saw, and was so angry that he said 'No honey for a month!' Then he saw Little Timmy swat a butterfly, and he said 'No butter for a month, and you have to come inside now!' Meanwhile, his mum was cooking dinner. A cockroach ran across the kitchen, and she panicked and crushed it under her foot just as Little Timmy and his dad walked in. Little Timmy looked at his dad and said 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?'
Two hunters are walking in a forest and one passes out. The other hunter thinks he is dead so he dials 911. 911 says, "make sure he is really dead." a few seconds later, he hears a gunshot. The other hunter now says, "what do i do next?"
Heres a joke. Once upon a time in school... Teacher: Ok kids, what does the chicken give you? Pupils: Meat! Teacher: Good! What does the pig give you? Pupils: Bacon! Teacher: Great! What does the fat cow give you? Pupils: Homework!
Can you use because 3 times in a sentence Other guy-No dummy Me-You cannot use ' because '3 times in a sentence because 'because' is a conjunction. That friend is no more my friend
So three guys are standing on top of a cliff. There is a sign there, and it says whatever each person says next will be what they fall into if they jump off. The first guy, excited, yells "CASH!", jumps off, and falls into a bunch of cash. The second guy yells "PILLOWS!" and falls into a bunch of pillows. Unfortunately for the third guy, he wasn't paying much attention and was therefore confused when he saw his two friends jump off the cliff. He peered over to see what happened, and accidentally fell off the edge. Without thinking, he yelled: "OH SH*T!"
My cousin : “It’s raining cats and dogs today.” Me: “Yeah it is raining cats and dogs today, it say’s it in the weather FURcast.” ...get it cause cat’s and dogs have fur... Okay I’m out.
Well it took me like five years to figure out the six afraid of seven joke. See I was thinking it was funny because of the seven eating 8 but It took me a while to figure out it funny because your counting six to eight as you explain why six was afraid. I felt really dumb for that I still do.
There are three friends named somebody,nobody and crazy One day crazy saw somebody killed nobody She yelled for help She go to the poplice station and said Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!! Police:what? Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!! Police: are you crazy?! Crazy: YES IM CRAZY!
Best Joke: What instrument does a skeleton play? A tromBONE Wasn't that humerus? These jokes tickle my funny bone Man, these puns send a shiver down my spine
Heres one.Its not the best in the world but still funny: A boy is sitting in class and his math teacher asks," Joseph, please answer this math equation.A man is hunting ducks and kills 1 of the 4 ducks.How many are left?" Joseph replies," None, cuz the noise would scare them away."The teacher smiles and says," No, the answer is 3.But I like the way you're thinking."Joseph seems happy."Now I got a question for you, teacher.There are three women eating ice cream.One is biting her cone, the second is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone.Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and then says," The one sucking the cone?" Joseph says "No, the one with the ring on her finger.But I like the way you're thinking >.>" Was that a funny joke?
My Math Teacher once asked us a riddle "In a plane crash, every single person died, but many survivors were still left, how?" The answer was every *single* person died and only couples survived
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I have some jokes about unemployment
Oh wait none of them work
😂
Jake Mathew27 9110
Jake Mathew27 that is good
Jake Mathew27 AHAHAHA LMAO
Jake Mathew27 .......O MY GOD!!!
Oh I get it as the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to the bar( only took me 6 years)
Lol
Yeah but the wording used kinda bugs me. I feel like I'm missing something
@@slaven5239 yes it supposed to be "The third one ducks".
It took me 30 secs
it only took me your comment
When I was a kid I didn't know what subscribe means and I keep forgetting his channel name so I would search "best joke ever" and see his latest upload
so ur calling him a joke?
Lol
@@Chesburbger " i thought this sign /" seperates it from sentences from the source and their words
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So how old are you now?
If I have twin daughters, I’ll name one Kate.
And I’ll name the other DupliKate.
Game Time! why did this make me laugh
Lol
Don't
? Blitz ? Duplikate will kill you when she gets old
Lol
-Knock knock!
-Who's there?
-Daisy!
-Daisy who?
-Daisy me rollin', they hattin',...
omg
Good one
Luigi.
Luigi.
Nice one
Hey guys, i've got a builder joke.
I'm still working on it.
Nice one
Tyler Cafro I see what you did there...
hehe
Wanna hear a joke about Ebola?
Never mind, you won't get it
***** I told this joke to my friends and it came back to me like this
Wanna hear a joke about Ebola?
Don't worry, you won't get it
THAT IS NOT IT
I once tried telling a chemistry joke
But i got no reaction
ADN I don’t zinc so!
Your joke had no Potential.
@@ZzSlumberzZ your joke had no potassium sounds more funny
F
Archana Taneja
that doesn’t make sense tho
How to cure a sick chemist ?
Step1: try to helium
Step2: if u cant carium
Step3: u might as well barium
I hate chemistry...
Lmao
bad joke
@@BLee619 lol
underrated
so i farted in an apple store and everyone got mad so i said too bad they dont have windows
lol
😂😂😂
Lol
+Good Dow LOLOLOLOLL
Imao
Teacher: Use dandelion in a sentence.
Kid: *Jamaican accent* The cheetah is faster dandelion.
Rin that's clever
LMAO
omg took me a second to get it 😂
Das prdy gud
*underrated joke*
Son: dad do you know what an eclipse is?
Dad: no son
No sun 🙂
WTF 😂
Lol
copied from reddit meme
I get it
1:58
Imagine you're walking on the street and you see this
Lmao
GAE
Stand users just fighting randomly
Netflix adaptation of Jotaro vs Dio
That'd be... Weirdo
joker: knock knock
batman: whos there?
joker: not ur parentz
ba dum tss
-.-
Aww. Poor batty😰 but on the inside I'm dying of laughter. I'm a bad person I know lol
Darth Vader: Knock Knock
Luke Skywalker: Who's There?
Darth Vader: YOUR FATHER
Leeroy Jenkins Your Father who?
someone:knock knock
me:fuck you
Well in the end, i guess the two guys missed the DUCK.
GET IT?!
THEY DIDN'T DUCK!
I'M HILARIOUS.
haha
that was....HUMERUS!!!
+Idan Brinza Holy duck that was ducktastic!
That quacked me up
+Idan Brinza *_Jesus is Lord. To hear about how I saw the Lord, check my uploads._*
Two guys got arrested for stealing a calendar...
They both got six months.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
In Jail?
i dont get it
@@sunnyvakkalanka27396 months can mean that they each “get” 6 months since there are twelve months on the calendar, but it can also mean 6 months in jail😝
@@jasmine7538 ok i get it now thanks
@@sunnyvakkalanka2739 r/wooosh oh... im late
I almost lost myself when he sits down after saying " This is the only type of joke I can't stand" .
The Sirius black joke killed me
Ezana Tareke i dun get it
nevermind
Avada kedavra
- you're white.
- no, I'm black.
- LOL, stop joking.
- I'm serious.
Ezana Tareke ughhh i wish i could like ur comment but i like the nr 69 and i dont want to turn it into 70 sooo teeheee
Watched it, laughed, watched it again, laughed again. Ahh, so punny.
yeah it's very 'punny"
punderful
pundstounding!
Jude Kanawati pundsitting
I have a Punsterling
Since English is not my first language when I first watched it about 3 years ago I didn't fully understood all the puns but now I got every joke! It feels so nice
same
@Jennifer Wang thank you :)
that's so cute omg
That's awesome, man!
Haha same
What room do ghost hate?
The Living Room.
Lucky nice broo
Cheesy but nice
So original 👏
@@ascendr Sarcasm?
🤣🤣😂😂
So, I decided to get a Brain transplant but I changed my mind.
oha
that's a pun and a paradox
lol nice one
lol
lol
Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)
Hanna Kat That is better than the video!
That joke was horrible,
Haha, I don't wanna take the credit. I found it on a joke website and this suited the video so well.
Hanna Kat What was the website?
Hanna Kat LOL
Why do shoes always lose at everything?
:because they always face de - feet
Underrated lmao
I thought you were gonna say because they always TIE
This is underrated
@@ginpau7416 but the tie doesnt do anything, does it KNOT
It took me 7 years to understand this joke
I don't get it.
Your profile pic 😂😂😂
@@davidwang1637 I feel like I'm close to decoding it now.. Only two friends walked into the bar since the other is a duck and that duck won't reach the bar because he don't have the height for it, it's a knock knock joke, knock and knock the sound of those two friends knocking their head into the bar and!!!!! I actually still don't get it.. Mere mortals like us won't be able to comprehend that
@@agoodpotato844 Well if you find out the answer let me know lol. I too thought that the duck wouldn't reach the bar; also he said it was a knock knock joke and them hitting their heads made a "knock knock" sound, but then there's the duck. I was thinking something to do with "the chicken crossing the road" joke but its a duck not a chicken. And him reading the joke on his computer was obviously intentionally worded that way. I have no idea!?
@@adamwigley9738 the third one was duck so they had to duck while going to avoid the bar...
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse has crippling depression, alcoholism is his only escape.
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?". the horse got ran over and his face is kinda crushed.
So original !!!
Brian Watson It's not supposed to be punny. www.bing.com/images/search?q=original+beer&qs=AS&sk=AS5&FORM=QBIR&pq=original%20beer&sc=8-13&sp=6&qs=AS&sk=AS5#view=detail&id=A8605D306E85A49D45E7E00ABBB324A915006BFA&selectedIndex=17
racist joke incoming (you have been warned) a black guy, a jew, and a mexican walk into a bar. The bartender says GTFO.
I guess you're right. The whole point was bartenders used to simply reject service to black people. Actually the fact that you DON"T find it funny is a sign that humanity is moving in the right direction.
Characters: Shutup, Manneers, and a dog named Poop.
Police: Hey, what were you doing back there?
Shutup: Speeding, why?
Police: What's your name?
Shutup: Shutup.
Police: Where's your manners?
Shutup: He's back at my place picking up Poop.
Police: WTF???
LOL, good one!
i know this somewhere....
This is a good one haha
Thanks :D
Oh, your version sounds a bit different. It's actually been a while since I've heard that joke from my friend, so some parts were made from what I could barely remember.
My and my brother used to have this whole video memorized. Man this brings back memories
Just recited this with my 19 yo brother xD it never gets old
My last two brain cells on an exam:
1:58
These aren't jokes....
These are puns!
Puns are jokes
Cdrew_10 that doesn't even make sense :( wut
SpareTimeSpike neither does your life
Cdrew_10 Original
GD Aerogast I know right!
Science teacher told us this joke: 2 guys walk into a bar. One orders H2O, and the other says he wants H2O too. One of them dies. Guess why. (H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide which is poisonous)
A nerd joke, I like it
+TNunchaku. Bro who goes into a bar and then order water lol
That one's an oldie, but a goodie.
The sequel is : 2 guys walk into a bar, one orders h2o the other orders water. Just because your a scientist doesn't mean you have to say the scientific name... ;-;
Hey, mine too!
You know the drilll
But do you know the nail
Haha nailed that one
But I almost screwed it up...
Good one
*Not fUnny, diDnt laUgh*
Ryan: Ok lets cut to the chase
Guy named Chase: WHAT????
2 guys walk into a bar. Short people have it so easy!
Lol
RWJ shud have it easy
He meant short on money right people? :) 'here have some free stuff'
Brian Watson Can you spot me a ten? I'm sure I could pay you back the second Tuesday of next week.
@@daskillz69 short people are too short to run into the bar's door
What does a ninja say to agree to do something?
Shur-i-ken
Sure I can.
not bad
Ha
Underrated
Hahahahaha
yeah so i got this one joke about paper...
nah, its tearable
Lol
I laughed pretty hard at this 😂
Yup that was tearable.
*Last night I dreamt of swimming in a ocean that was colored like orange soda*
*Turns out it was all just a Fanta sea*
When they both walk into the bar, there shouldve been a third guy that ducks under it
nee dat is niet zo als ik een banaan ben is het geen appel jij snapt me toch wel?
I know right
Camera guy, dude
thijsiphone um the translation makes no sense
lolcat Gaming Its no translation its dutch and im dutch ;)
Do you know how I escaped Iraq?
I-ran
Lol
Hahah lol
KlownGamer 77 Then did you eat Turkey
Nice one LOL
Liquify I knew u would say that
Who still watches his old videos because he doesn’t upload anymore.
Guys stop giving me jokes I can’t keep on liking them
after 3 years I finally understood the Sirius black joke
what is it?
DraquellaMalfoyPotter *after 12 years ;)))))
Songviet Dau Sirius Black is a character from Harry Potter.
DraquellaMalfoyPotter After All this time?
Mohammad Mahmoud always
What’s rarer than a four leaf clover?
Original comments
🤔A good joke....☺
Your dad
I’m just another person browsing the comments
That's ironic
Plot twist : This was copied
*Do you know since when CZcams lost its quality??*
*Since Ryan's last regular upload*
And since Smosh got sold
A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. and a chair. and a
people
I've seen this joke so many times I'm numb to it
I don’t get it
strategic gamer blind person accidentally walked into all of them because he can’t see
I did not get it because of him saying a people. So I thought it was some thing to do with *a* people.
He can't seee so he hear the voice of the people table and the chair. Not sure😂
i tried to catch a cloud today, But i mist.
A Swede shot an arrow out to the open air... and missed.
Hot
Little Timmy was playing in the garden, and squashed a honey bee. His dad saw, and was so angry that he said 'No honey for a month!' Then he saw Little Timmy swat a butterfly, and he said 'No butter for a month, and you have to come inside now!' Meanwhile, his mum was cooking dinner. A cockroach ran across the kitchen, and she panicked and crushed it under her foot just as Little Timmy and his dad walked in. Little Timmy looked at his dad and said 'Do you want to tell her, or shall I?'
no cock or Coke?
+Yao Teck Ng yeah like this is how you spell cokeroach idiot
+Andreas Niinimaa it's cockroach, you're the idiot
+Samuelito THis is pretty damn good. Unless is just another copy'n'paste? My first time seeing so it was amazing.
THis is pretty damn good. Unless is just another copy'n'paste? My first time seeing so it was amazing.
I went over to my depressed friends house to hang out...
...He already started without me.
Very sad joke
Noice
Man that's dark
*Sayori has entered the chat*
@@honeystream9499 is that a Doki Doki reference?
Nobody:
CZcams algorithm: time to bring back mega nostalgia
Two hunters are walking in a forest and one passes out. The other hunter thinks he is dead so he dials 911. 911 says, "make sure he is really dead." a few seconds later, he hears a gunshot. The other hunter now says, "what do i do next?"
OMG
what
Oh I get it the hunter shoots his friend to make sure he is dead and the one who hears it is the police guy, LOL
Cringe
Jade Sun Thats not ur joke though, I had that ringtone.
Heres a joke. Once upon a time in school...
Teacher: Ok kids, what does the chicken give you?
Pupils: Meat!
Teacher: Good! What does the pig give you?
Pupils: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! What does the fat cow give you?
Pupils: Homework!
Wtf
thatshot5345 Great joke.. One boy asked another boy if he thought God had a sense of humor, the other boy replied by saying "Yes, he created you"
PeteT36 fucking wrecked m8
PeteT36 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thatshot5345 Here's a joke
Haven't seen that before.
Can you use because 3 times in a sentence
Other guy-No dummy
Me-You cannot use ' because '3 times in a sentence because 'because' is a conjunction.
That friend is no more my friend
You cannot end a sentence with "because" , because "because" is a conjunction.
@@editingsperfect9397 yessir
I love this so much. I laughed as soon as it literally cut to the chase.
So three guys are standing on top of a cliff. There is a sign there, and it says whatever each person says next will be what they fall into if they jump off.
The first guy, excited, yells "CASH!", jumps off, and falls into a bunch of cash.
The second guy yells "PILLOWS!" and falls into a bunch of pillows.
Unfortunately for the third guy, he wasn't paying much attention and was therefore confused when he saw his two friends jump off the cliff. He peered over to see what happened, and accidentally fell off the edge. Without thinking, he yelled:
"OH SH*T!"
Hahahahhaha he landed on poop
+fanaticentertainment 10/10
He landed on an "O" and an "H". right?
Ha real funny
+fanaticentertainment lol its good to pay attention
This is pure genius
If anyone can beat this...I will double fist them shit!
EliteWizzerd946 promise ;) ?
To be honest, I have no idea WTF I just said. I'm just saying a very rough quote. XD
My cousin : “It’s raining cats and dogs today.”
Me: “Yeah it is raining cats and dogs today, it say’s it in the weather FURcast.”
...get it cause cat’s and dogs have fur...
Okay I’m out.
You dont need to explain it
Unknown User says doesn’t have an apostrophe.
I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes. Great number huh
In gta vice city, cats and dogs is a cheat i think.
It's raining cats and dogs outside...
And I just stepped in a poodle.
Whoever invent the knock knock joke, he deserves a "nobell" prize.😂
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B
Darius Chien woww😂
BS
Omg I stopped dead to think few seconds then laugh. Why I was laughing seriously
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
No it’s B-S
It took me 2 fucking years to finally get that joke
I'm glad I'm not the only one
LOL I got it in five minutes
ZACCanadianBacca -Road to 3mil subs Well I don't know about you but I watched this when it first came out.
Well it took me like five years to figure out the six afraid of seven joke. See I was thinking it was funny because of the seven eating 8 but It took me a while to figure out it funny because your counting six to eight as you explain why six was afraid. I felt really dumb for that I still do.
I still don't get it, i think im on the path of u guys..
1:11 “You walk around with a chip on your shoulder”
Dixie D’ Amelio: “I got, chips on my shoulder”
😂😂😂
I like how there’s no intro and it just gets into the video. That’s a real good thing that a CZcams does, and that’s why I love Nigahiga
One day Kirby walked into a bar. In there he met a knight.
Meta knight, met a knight with a metanite
Wanna hear a joke?
Your chances with your crush
Liam Mcavoy Hey man.....that was low..... D: .........and true....
I don't have a crush huehuehue XD
Liam Mcavoy I'm forever alone. JOKES ON U!
+Liam Mcavoy worked out pretty well. *You forgot to end your sentence, so I finished for you!! ;)*
wow...
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe
Roberto
What do u call a guy with a rubber toe and who is drowning in jr. Lake!
I'm using it in my own comment. Bye!
Arent that a joke by harry styles?
What did sushi A say to sushi B?.......
wassabi (what's up, B)
what? I don't get it
@@just_golden1085 wassabi is like a thick green paste that you get with sushi
Lmao
There are three friends named somebody,nobody and crazy
One day crazy saw somebody killed nobody
She yelled for help
She go to the poplice station and said
Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!!
Police:what?
Crazy: SOMEBODY KILLED NOBODY!!
Police: are you crazy?!
Crazy: YES IM CRAZY!
Lame. Not even a good kind of lame.
PapaKay ThX!!!!
PapaKay i love you
Boss McCoy i love you too man
Boss McCoy Bromance xD
whoever made th subtitles is freaking awesome!
Approved !
Lol haha
ExplosiveFun Game Bash I'm weak😂
agree
AGREED!
The best joke to Ryan- this
The best joke to my mom- me
No litterally I was born in April fool's day...
suddenly, everyone is a professional joker
Nah I'm more a bat man.. 😃
....and the third one is a duck....
OH MY GOD I GET IT NOW!
i still dont get it? am i trying to hard?
grammer
Lol now I get it xD
I think it's the fact that the duck was so short, so it walked under, while the two guys ran into a bar.
***** ok, thats more like it, lol thanks!
What do you call a motor with ears?
Engineers
1981humphreysjim hcgch
Burung papilo
Also stolen
I watched this like 6 years ago and I’m only just getting it now
What do u call a guy with rubber toe and who's drowning in junior lake!
Roberto Drowning Jr.
Bro, *stop* he's dying on the *road* to heaven! Everyone would *car* so *drive* up to the hospital, this is no time for *smokes*
How does Harry Potter go down a hill?
Walking
JK Rolling!!!
lol
you need more jesus
Lol
oh my gosh I love harry
+yunah1022 potter I'm a Potterhead too!!
Best Joke:
What instrument does a skeleton play?
A tromBONE
Wasn't that humerus?
These jokes tickle my funny bone
Man, these puns send a shiver down my spine
+EpicFinish9 to those who laughed: Hip Hip Hooray!
And to those who facepalmed over the comment: It's going tibia ok.
***** Haha You caught on
I feel my puns crawling on my back... It's going to be a bad night...
ha undertale 😂
***** Did I ever say it was funny? No. I just like it. Dummy (pun intended)
Me: my cat died
Friend: oh, i CAT believe it, you gotta be KITTIN me, now i am not FELINE so good.
May i please get extra corny jokes points?
That was terrible
why did the buffalo go up the stair ways of heaven he wanted buffalo wings
That moment when you realise that you understood every single joke and pun in the video.
"My level of IQ is out of this universe. "
1:49 explain
@@mbaku5071 why are(wire) we doing this again
You didn't make a pun so your IQ dropped.
I was gonna tell a joke about cheddar, but it was to cheesy, it would have been grate though.
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
lmao
Them puns.... XD
United Gamer567 z
Muck'e it is part of the joke as in you GRATE cheese
United Gamer567 spell GREAT right for once
now this just puts a smile on my face
The last time I was arrested was because I sold a 2019 calendar in 2020.
How it should've ended.
Knock knock
Who's there
TEE
TEE WHO
Not TEE WHO,TEEHEE
Sometimes I kneel down, tuck my knees in and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.
LOL!!!
Btw 200th like.
@Vismay Sriram Nah, probably a glitch
@Vismay Sriramnow it's 202
Did yall really just have a convo over who got 200th like smh
@@dommy1495 LOL chill convo
Brings back memories huh
7 years later I finally understand the first joke
Explain
Do you know why snape stay at the middle of the road
Because he didn't,t know what side he was on
pretty good
well he did..
this is almost as stupid as Voldemort day, i mean like when harry won, they didnt do a dumbeldore day
potterheads😎😎
AHHHHH that's good
WOW REALLY???? Its been 5 years since this has been posted wow
WTF
Gratz Yeah time sure fuckin flies, huh. This video was posted the day after my first day of high school. Crazy
and it seems like it was posted just now
Gratz about to be 6 tonight probally
Sunlight DIY oh sht lol
Gratz whe
These jokes are so bad that they actually made me laugh 😂
It’s April 2021 and I still love watching Ryan’s videos
I don't know if it's because I'm tired, or what but I probably laughed too hard at this.
Here's a pun for ya all.
What do you call a mysterious moose?
Anony-Moose!
xD
i get it
+Super Saiyan Dialga like anonymous :)
You mean mysterious mouse?
the hackers lol
It still makes me laugh in 2021😂
We miss you Ryan..
Lol. It's been years since I last watched any of His stuff, but I've had this one on my mind for days... Good stuff!
Heres one.Its not the best in the world but still funny:
A boy is sitting in class and his math teacher asks," Joseph, please answer this math equation.A man is hunting ducks and kills 1 of the 4 ducks.How many are left?" Joseph replies," None, cuz the noise would scare them away."The teacher smiles and says," No, the answer is 3.But I like the way you're thinking."Joseph seems happy."Now I got a question for you, teacher.There are three women eating ice cream.One is biting her cone, the second is licking the cone, and the third is sucking the cone.Which one is married?" The teacher thinks for a second and then says," The one sucking the cone?" Joseph says "No, the one with the ring on her finger.But I like the way you're thinking >.>"
Was that a funny joke?
Sorta X3
Kara Wu Thx
Camerønn12 Productions™ I'm pretty sure i saw this somewhere.
Lol
Yeah
Do you know how the Mexicans felt when Trump put a wall?
I don't know either but they will get over it
Liquify inspit out my cereal
Get over it with Bennet foddy.
AKA The worst 3 hours of your life.
Mega oof
@@luckyguy9059 ahhhhhh
My Math Teacher once asked us a riddle "In a plane crash, every single person died, but many survivors were still left, how?"
The answer was every *single* person died and only couples survived
I love having a faulty memory so that I can rewatch this even few months and constantly feel like it's the first time
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bi- son!!
Bye son
r/wooosh
@@jakethecreeper7840 ??
I dont get it
Basically u watched f2 freestylers
Why did Adele cross the road
To say hello from the other side
Master0din Olg gaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahahhahahahahhahahahhah you made me burst to laughs
I wish i could give you more thumbs
*HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE*
The most underrated comment out here...
😂😂😂😂😂
I saw this video more than 6 years ago and youtube recommendations has brought me back.
My friend accidentally stepped on a Captain Crunch, so I called the police because he was a...
*Cereal* Killer
Is that a Sherlock reference?