We Got Scammed Out of $500K Buying Pokémon Cards - H3 Podcast

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  • @yourfriendjack3522
    @yourfriendjack3522 Před 3 lety +5214

    I just simply would not watch a show, hosted by someone with a bad WikiFeet rating.

    • @NicolePalmervlogs
      @NicolePalmervlogs Před 3 lety

      the new karma

    • @thelizardkween
      @thelizardkween Před 3 lety +126

      @@Featheon how many more times are you going to leave the same comment because you’re not funny you’re just annoying

    • @chloe-ex5pi
      @chloe-ex5pi Před 3 lety +66

      @@Featheon 511 comments on this channel and 99% of them are negative get a life homie

    • @konradzaleski860
      @konradzaleski860 Před 3 lety +41

      @@Featheon yeah you need a life outside the comment section my guy, go find a hobby. Much love.

    • @kojik4271
      @kojik4271 Před 3 lety

      yeah, that'd be insane

  • @izabelabak9898
    @izabelabak9898 Před 3 lety +2969

    Tell me you’re a dad without telling me you’re a dad:
    Ethan: Janice Jackson and Justin Timberland

  • @sosagecaserol6675
    @sosagecaserol6675 Před 3 lety +359

    Ian being so deadpan during the card unboxing is so funny. God he’s one of the best parts of the podcast 😂

    • @ratk0zm0z
      @ratk0zm0z Před 3 lety +4

      Ian IS the podcast I stan

  • @kingsfan4life2
    @kingsfan4life2 Před 3 lety +714

    Dude, that pokemon card bit is one of the fucking funniest bits you've ever done in the entire H3 lore. I really hope people appreciate how absolutely brilliant that was.

    • @uchihabomber1296
      @uchihabomber1296 Před 3 lety +49

      They really got me that first time then the second time I started to get it

    • @MyNameCharles
      @MyNameCharles Před 3 lety +27

      As soon as I saw the box I was like "Ian!?!" 😂

    • @pessim1st681
      @pessim1st681 Před 3 lety +26

      I totally agree with how serious they took it. One of my favourite bits

    • @blackkat5605
      @blackkat5605 Před 3 lety +15

      What bit? They truly got scammed!

    • @ep1655
      @ep1655 Před 3 lety +7

      I was like "Why didn't you contact maxmoefoe beforehand!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @celvsmachine
    @celvsmachine Před 3 lety +3925

    If Ethan was paying his employees fair wages Ian wouldn’t need to open a Rainforest Cafe on the side. Cmon Ethan workers rights

    • @mariahuerta7656
      @mariahuerta7656 Před 3 lety +219

      And zach wouldn't still be living in his parents house.

    • @aaronalquiza9680
      @aaronalquiza9680 Před 3 lety +72

      i thought ian was fired by mark mcgrath? i dont know why he's still even here.

    • @turg4874
      @turg4874 Před 3 lety +111

      @@aaronalquiza9680 Ian kinda does what he wants. If Ian wants to drop an ad in the middle of the podcast without telling Ethan hila or Dan so he can get paid, he will

    • @xfga4531
      @xfga4531 Před 3 lety +184

      @@Featheon Why do you keep commenting that? Obsessed much.

    • @lottie5853
      @lottie5853 Před 3 lety +191

      @@Featheon why you post so many hateful comments towards women? Your mom never loved you or something?

  • @gHsTyx
    @gHsTyx Před 3 lety +1860

    bro it’s literally Ian’s world and we’re all living in it

    • @KS-ro7lm
      @KS-ro7lm Před 3 lety +38

      Explains why it's such a jungle out there... sure is wild these days..ide be lion if I said I didn't dig his new setup can't wait to see what monkey business he has in store

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před 3 lety +28

      The best thing about Ian's world is I get to live in itthank you papa ian

    • @youthought1343
      @youthought1343 Před 3 lety +4

      As it should be

    • @iancarter5217
      @iancarter5217 Před 3 lety +4

      @@KS-ro7lm I respect you.

    • @Tyler-f00k1n
      @Tyler-f00k1n Před 3 lety +1

      Wayne's World?

  • @jscene17
    @jscene17 Před 3 lety +526

    Seriously when the godfather music comes on and everyone yells at Zach and Ethan goes off with the impression is one of my favourite moments of this podcast

  • @jaredgott1804
    @jaredgott1804 Před 3 lety +176

    Ethan: "When I'm old I'm just gonna take a bunch of heroine and die."

  • @gjlanz123
    @gjlanz123 Před 3 lety +1442

    The Ian shenanigans are becoming the best part of the show lmao

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso Před 3 lety +1

      *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO FREE U FROM SIN ACCEPT HIS GIFT BY FAITH* ✝️✝️✝️

    • @jaxson360
      @jaxson360 Před 3 lety +24

      @@Featheon your only doing this for attention lol

    • @wolfcola
      @wolfcola Před 3 lety +13

      Ian is my fav, especially when he had covid lol

    • @jaypalo
      @jaypalo Před 3 lety +7

      @@Featheon who got banned ? What are you talking about I’m lost lol

    • @Jeremy-ob4gm
      @Jeremy-ob4gm Před 3 lety +1

      He's the only funny one besides Ethan!

  • @emme4193
    @emme4193 Před 3 lety +2009

    I can’t stop using H3 sound bites in my every day life and it’s hurting the ones I love. All with peace and love of course.

    • @haileye8174
      @haileye8174 Před 3 lety +161

      Something is about to bust

    • @Syd_Abel
      @Syd_Abel Před 3 lety +72

      Deepahh

    • @turg4874
      @turg4874 Před 3 lety +173

      They need to make an app for your phone with all the most used sound bites on the podcast. I would definitely download

    • @hetismats9210
      @hetismats9210 Před 3 lety +17

      @@turg4874 yes fs, i would too

    • @maddieum3630
      @maddieum3630 Před 3 lety +5

      Dude me too

  • @jazzyjo7340
    @jazzyjo7340 Před 3 lety +231

    The fact that making fun of anyone in recovery was so widely accepted and even applauded such a relatively short time ago just shows how much society has moved on since those times. It’s awful to watch, I’m just glad Lyndsey stuck up for herself to the extent that she did, it must have been a horrible situation to find herself in with no warning.

    • @g.h.7661
      @g.h.7661 Před 3 lety +13

      Yeah I feel bad too. She wasn’t doing well financially at that point and had really thrown herself into work, she was trying not to drink and she absolutely only did that interview because it was required on a contract. Glad she held her cool and stood up for herself because in other situations she did not display the same attitude

    • @mikejones2405
      @mikejones2405 Před 2 lety +1

      lol why did you spell Lindsay like that? There are different ways to spell that name but “Lyndsey” is a really weird one. I’m sure it exists but i’ve definitely never heard of it and it’s definitely a made up name. That’s how you’d spell it if you were born in a trailer park for sure

  • @madicccccc123
    @madicccccc123 Před 3 lety +100

    Whoever keeps pressing “daddy” is making me laugh way too hard

  • @scubawithatuba
    @scubawithatuba Před 3 lety +499

    Ian deserves an award for his humor. He always brings the humor.

    • @scubawithatuba
      @scubawithatuba Před 3 lety +4

      @@notconvinced2204 I don't mind. He's grown into his own!

    • @sophiexie8919
      @sophiexie8919 Před 3 lety +15

      @Cristian I. what are you hating for? don't watch then

    • @wired4books51
      @wired4books51 Před 3 lety +3

      Ian’s a Moron. And this whole thing was stupid!

    • @stacey7630
      @stacey7630 Před 3 lety +1

      The cut to him at 1:17:19 is fucking gold with Kevin turning around hahahaha

    • @jonsnoflake841
      @jonsnoflake841 Před 3 lety +3

      I love it! The crew doesn’t always get his humor, but i do

  • @babysatan8526
    @babysatan8526 Před 3 lety +1079

    Ethan ragesplaining his diet food is a whole mood.

    • @jazzcabbage6759
      @jazzcabbage6759 Před 3 lety +19

      this comment carries millennial energy😐

    • @Freeze151
      @Freeze151 Před 3 lety +21

      Peace and love. Peace and love

    • @snailplumbus1080
      @snailplumbus1080 Před 3 lety +1

      We were one continent at one time stop thinking your different your just reskinned

    • @Niveskeetay
      @Niveskeetay Před 3 lety +12

      Ragesplaining has now been entered into my vocabulary bank. Thank you for your service.

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Niveskeetay We’re sorry, your deposit into this vocabulary account was rejected, as it does not roll off the tongue easily when spoken. Feel free to deposit it to your Texting account

  • @EvilDead24
    @EvilDead24 Před 3 lety +59

    I like how they’re talking about these cards like they’re actually Pokémon. “It could be a spin-off”

  • @serena_leoni925
    @serena_leoni925 Před 3 lety +49

    "You come into my house and you call me fat"
    That part had me DYINGG

  • @shmell918
    @shmell918 Před 3 lety +859

    i want a sound bite of hila saying “this needs to be deleted”

    • @rodneys3694
      @rodneys3694 Před 3 lety +45

      @@Featheon ma'am, ur misogyny is showing

    • @rodneys3694
      @rodneys3694 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Featheon zaddy cHiLL

    • @charlottemartinson
      @charlottemartinson Před 3 lety +9

      @@Featheon bruh💀💀 if anything trisha is a narcissist, sociopaths care way too little for trisha to be one

    • @xxb3ll4xx33
      @xxb3ll4xx33 Před 3 lety +18

      @@Featheon Yall learned what Sociopath means and just ran with it huh..🚶🏻👋🏻

    • @Sophie-kr3zp
      @Sophie-kr3zp Před 3 lety +6

      @@Featheon bro u comment on every vid chilllll lolll

  • @mynamejeff8261
    @mynamejeff8261 Před 3 lety +528

    Hila “let’s be nice”
    Also hila when she sees jack nickelson: “ew”

  • @angeluslul2118
    @angeluslul2118 Před 3 lety +80

    "Why is christan slater in this pokemon pack?" i know this was all a joke but that was so funny

  • @EddieDDUB
    @EddieDDUB Před 3 lety +39

    Ethan: Why don't people sell the packs individually?
    Collectors tend to only buy sealed boxes since scammers can get a scale and weigh each pack to find out which ones have the most value. Foil cards weigh more than non foil cards.

  • @kakashiwithoutmask
    @kakashiwithoutmask Před 3 lety +676

    Ian is out here doing high performance art. The podcast is just a background piece

  • @IntotheMild516
    @IntotheMild516 Před 3 lety +219

    Ethan I’m begging you, talk to a dietician, you’ve got the money. No more granola, don’t cut carbs, and for Christ’s sake don’t crash diet down to 1,000 calories a day. Eat more protein, eat more fiber, and get some help. Hire a chef! Losing weight should not be as difficult or miserable for someone with your means.

    • @TricksPodigy
      @TricksPodigy Před 3 lety +2

      i mean really they are multi millionaires. a chef and dietician is such a tiny purchase

  • @mariebrasic4909
    @mariebrasic4909 Před 3 lety +118

    They have the money, ethan could hire a professional chef or dietitian. Then he could have delicious food that's healthy and without the stress of figuring it out yourself. 🙂

    • @geno6037
      @geno6037 Před 3 lety +5

      He might not want to do that because of COVID and the increased exposure.

    • @-xphobia
      @-xphobia Před 3 lety +12

      As someone who grew up poor and dated a girl whose family had a personal chef, honestly, even though you know they're getting paid, it feels really fucking icky. Hiring someone to clean your house weekly I can understand, someone to watch your kid I understand, but when it comes to people serving you personally in your house, it feels really, really icky. Maybe he is uncomfortable with it? Or maybe he just really wants to learn to cook and make healthy food. That kind of thing is way better to do if your rich than just throw money at the problem.

    • @Anthropomorphic
      @Anthropomorphic Před 3 lety +3

      I think he had a personal trainer and dietitian for a while. Thing is, she put him on a keto diet, and him and Hila basically thought keto seemed so obviously dumb that he only stuck with it for a week or two. Beyond that, I kind of suspect that Ethan feels like hiring a personal chef would be humiliating.

  • @officialgoogleyoutube
    @officialgoogleyoutube Před 3 lety +98

    I know everybody wants to talk about diet stuff, but I really love this episode. The card segment made me so happy. The kind of elation I felt is rare and precious. This show is so special to me, it's beautiful.

    • @errohaze2683
      @errohaze2683 Před 3 lety +1

      It was my favorite part too! It was fucking hilarious!

    • @apome6983
      @apome6983 Před 3 lety +2

      They should make trading cards I would buy so many packs

    • @sammywiener
      @sammywiener Před 3 lety

      Agreed

  • @daedaluxe
    @daedaluxe Před 3 lety +297

    Ian is such a treasure. It's been real cool to watch him really come out of his shell into this absolute meme lord.

    • @LemonSte
      @LemonSte Před 3 lety +7

      @@Featheon misogyny is not drama.

  • @danihickey9162
    @danihickey9162 Před 3 lety +441

    “Answer immediately what's stings real name” gave me Dwight Schrute vibes 😭😭

    • @asmruok1907
      @asmruok1907 Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @lizoliver6193
      @lizoliver6193 Před 3 lety +12

      I love Dan

    • @emme6055
      @emme6055 Před 3 lety +3

      LMAO

    • @deekshithareddy3368
      @deekshithareddy3368 Před 3 lety +1

      Ommggg !! I totally agree 🤣🤣

    • @mandapanties
      @mandapanties Před 3 lety +15

      And Zach is Jim and doesn't give a shit about Sting but he watched 3 documentaries, read his biography AND his autobiography the week before, then casually mentions Sting is his idol, just to get Dwight to try to quiz him and prove his knowledge and make Dwight exasperated and in disbelief.

  • @unintentional_smile
    @unintentional_smile Před 3 lety +39

    Their level of humor has ascended to another plane.

  • @kriziaeverett4461
    @kriziaeverett4461 Před 3 lety +119

    Ethan, you literally said in this segment that you're rich. Hire a personal chef. Start meal prepping. Nutrisystem is NOT sustainable. This comes from someone who is also a yo yo dieter and has tried all these fad diets as well. As soon as you stop Nutrisystem, you will gain all the weight back. You dont need to starve yourself and be miserable in order to lose weight.

    • @g.h.7661
      @g.h.7661 Před 3 lety +3

      Lmao when he randomly decides to switch to keto halfway through a day it gets even worse

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 3 lety +6

      He really should talk to a therapist like Hila suggested, it couldn't hurt. And yeah, he could hire people to help him with his diet and exercise, it doesn't have to be as hard as he's making it--at least for him because he can afford it.

  • @squid_inc.5095
    @squid_inc.5095 Před 3 lety +550

    “When I’m old, I’m just gonna take a bunch of heroin and die.” -Ethan 2021

    • @mattatk92
      @mattatk92 Před 3 lety +24

      Me, but when I turn 30

    • @Khavrenrockz
      @Khavrenrockz Před 3 lety +20

      @@mattatk92 I got addicted at 16, 7 years later and now I'm sober (2 years now), but still plan on staying sober up until the end. I want to die with my girl, hydromorphone, if I can.

    • @katherines6322
      @katherines6322 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mattatk92 why 30?

    • @aleisterlwhite8497
      @aleisterlwhite8497 Před 3 lety

      Same

    • @yamaha5647
      @yamaha5647 Před 3 lety +7

      being elderly and having the time/resources to keep constantly getting faded is the goal

  • @misterkim4808
    @misterkim4808 Před 3 lety +765

    Ethan talking about his diet truly breaks my heart. I have an eating disorder and his sadness just reminds me of myself. I really hope he gets a healthier meal plan, a low calorie diet can really change the way you look at food. With peace and love Ethan please be nice to yourself 🙏

    • @kailynramos1599
      @kailynramos1599 Před 3 lety +23

      I hope you’re okay. Ik from personal experience that Ed’s are extremely hard to get over. Still, I hope you eat something today or tomorrow. Even if it’s something small. :) with peace and love lol

    • @lukeonkst6278
      @lukeonkst6278 Před 3 lety +5

      easiest way to lose weight is be in a slight calorie deficit

    • @Sarah-wd4xm
      @Sarah-wd4xm Před 3 lety +2

      Oh gawwwd yep me too. I was wondering if someone thought the same and this is my 3'rd top comment. You worded this perfectly xx

    • @yourfriendjc5679
      @yourfriendjc5679 Před 3 lety +1

      BRUH HE PULLED 3 COMMANDER IN CHIEFS! also love you man I hope you treat yourself well and you deserve the world

    • @brittanybertolin8859
      @brittanybertolin8859 Před 3 lety +5

      I feel this. I'm a recovering anorexic and I had to skip some of it cause it was low key triggering some bad tendencies haha. I hope you are doing well!

  • @2nd-place
    @2nd-place Před 3 lety +22

    "Young General Colin Powell rookie card!"
    "Is that a Cheney pre-VP pre-Haliburton? I need to send this in for a rating!"
    This is the premium content that keeps me coming back to The H3 Podcast.

  • @psychofurby
    @psychofurby Před 3 lety +16

    We lost our beautiful, young cat on Wednesday, suddenly and traumatically. We watched this Thursday night. It was the first thing we tried to watch after she passed. It lifted us up. Thank you for this episode. It is important to call out bad behavior, but it is also important to just have fun and crack packs.

    • @juliaargentiero1927
      @juliaargentiero1927 Před 3 lety +2

      im so sorry for your loss. my cat is my absolute favorite thing in my life, i could not imagine how you must be feeling. my heart goes out to you 💜

    • @psychofurby
      @psychofurby Před 3 lety +1

      @@juliaargentiero1927 thank you. social media/youtube has been so good at helping me heal and feeling in touch with people. still wish COVID was over for the real thing. it feels so much harder

    • @juliaargentiero1927
      @juliaargentiero1927 Před 3 lety +1

      @@psychofurby i know what you mean, i enjoy connecting with people on here too. social media has its ups and downs but a huge benefit is being able to get support from kind people when we need it. i was surprised at how much a strangers words could really touch me so now im always trying to do the same for others. i think thats part of how we start to make the world a better place. i hope you're feeling okay today. covid has been so rough on all of, but we're gonna get through it together. im hoping if we can get anything positive out of this it will be people being a little kinder to each other because we're all going through it 💜 rip to your beautiful baby, stay strong. time will heal you

    • @chelseaiosua6498
      @chelseaiosua6498 Před 3 lety +1

      Sorry for your loss hun. Papa bless,shout out to your family 💕

  • @TAntonio
    @TAntonio Před 3 lety +822

    Get a nutritionist Ethan. You don’t have to do it alone. Peace and love.

    • @AngelCruz-js2uq
      @AngelCruz-js2uq Před 3 lety +10

      He should try greg doucettes cookbook

    • @elizabethread5207
      @elizabethread5207 Před 3 lety +22

      Yes!! He has the money to get great help

    • @AnimeLuver2597
      @AnimeLuver2597 Před 3 lety +2

      I think he had one and it didn’t work out for him

    • @sirirond1990
      @sirirond1990 Před 3 lety +10

      @@AnimeLuver2597 so like old cartoon villains he decided to never try a good plan ever again cus it didnt work one time

    • @thedevilsadvodkate
      @thedevilsadvodkate Před 3 lety +1

      Nutritionists are snake oil salesmen

  • @k1221nirvana
    @k1221nirvana Před 3 lety +820

    If the Joker happened in real life he definitely would’ve shot David Letterman.

    • @judieg705
      @judieg705 Před 3 lety +11

      LMAOO

    • @mrl1509
      @mrl1509 Před 3 lety +7

      THIS.

    • @exf6275
      @exf6275 Před 3 lety +14

      this kindof actually partially happened: he showed a clip during press for the Joker movie that joaquin phoenix did not know was going to be shown. It was behind the scenes and in the middle of a really intense scene and there was an argument between him and some of the crew members. Nothing crazy but he was trying to get into character and people were distracting him. It's really clear that he did not know letterman was going to show that clip and he was really uncomfortable

    • @Cameron_Smiley
      @Cameron_Smiley Před 3 lety +2

      Nah Jay Leno

    • @exf6275
      @exf6275 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Cameron_Smiley oh u fuckin right

  • @bammarhereass
    @bammarhereass Před 3 lety +31

    The card segment was the best thing I've ever seen. Haven't cracked up like that in quite a bit.

  • @Luke-ls9yb
    @Luke-ls9yb Před 3 lety +85

    Here I was disappointed that y’all weren’t actually opening Pokémon cards. That segment was absolutely brilliant though haha

  • @enchilada93
    @enchilada93 Před 3 lety +546

    Ian's "Janice Jacklyn" and "Johnson Timberland" has me dying lmao

  • @isaacthewizard7158
    @isaacthewizard7158 Před 3 lety +409

    I can’t watch h3 with my family in the same room with Trisha saying “daddym” every 10 min lmaooo

  • @brittoncoursey3270
    @brittoncoursey3270 Před 3 lety +20

    After I get over this outrageous texas electric bill from the past two weeks storm I plan on becoming a member. I cannot Express how much I appreciate Ethan, hila, Ian, zach, AB, Trisha and the entire H3 family. Going through a very difficult time and this podcast has kept me company in some dark hours. I absolutely love you guys. Truly.

  • @UserDude
    @UserDude Před 3 lety +34

    "I specifically want to apologies to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson both individually"... but I'm going to do it with a single sentence tho 😂😂😂

    • @PennyRoxy
      @PennyRoxy Před 3 lety +2

      Shout out to their families...

  • @josephcambio3430
    @josephcambio3430 Před 3 lety +428

    Shoutout to Janice Jackson, Justin Timberland, and their families
    And Marlon Brandon

    • @ahhhndy
      @ahhhndy Před 3 lety

      😂

    • @klarenee1123
      @klarenee1123 Před 3 lety +1

      I think Justin Timberland is the one that needs the conservationership.

    • @simplegenericname
      @simplegenericname Před 3 lety +3

      He was saying Marlon Brandon so confident I thought it really was Brandon for a sec

  • @evamarieeeee
    @evamarieeeee Před 3 lety +695

    i'm proud of Ian finally pursuing his dream of living inside the Rainforest Cafe!

    • @codyrichey810
      @codyrichey810 Před 3 lety +3

      I think that Ethan sleeps with trish

    • @leatuimavave5857
      @leatuimavave5857 Před 3 lety +14

      @@codyrichey810 and how would you ever come to that conclusion

    • @hanaebarnett6194
      @hanaebarnett6194 Před 3 lety +2

      @@codyrichey810 lmao

    • @cablekar
      @cablekar Před 3 lety +1

      @@codyrichey810 I think you spend too much time caring about what other people do with their personal lives

    • @codyrichey810
      @codyrichey810 Před 3 lety

      Him and his wife both do and the only reason I know this to be true I'd because I would do the same thing

  • @ivanasvobodova63
    @ivanasvobodova63 Před 3 lety +131

    Ethan is a millionaire, why doesn’t he hire a nutritionist? The crew’s advice is really cringe - you have to cut out all carbs/fats or smth else is not sustainable.

    • @AjdamusMagnus
      @AjdamusMagnus Před 3 lety +9

      Yes..or just trainer.. i lost about 25 kg in 8 months very easy. Just limit carbs.. dont eats shit. It is simple - if you burn more then you eat.. you lost weight. The key is keeping it. Thats the real problem;)

    • @YourBudEgg
      @YourBudEgg Před 3 lety +6

      I have to greatly agree with this. I want to reach out so badly and talk about what is actually sustainable. I used to compete in body building and everything that was talked about it NOT the way to go.

    • @AjdamusMagnus
      @AjdamusMagnus Před 3 lety +3

      @@YourBudEgg Yup. I was just fat and they make me move and eat healty. All what I have seen here.. is just temporal and focked up. Diets make no sense. Lifestyle change do. Diet is smth for limited time. man needs to change his food to achieve things. More proteins.. reduce sugar and move i little;))

    • @brittanybertolin8859
      @brittanybertolin8859 Před 3 lety +4

      There could also be a physical problem along with all of this. Like there is def a mental issue going on, but honestly he should get checked out for some weight related issues like making sure his hormone levels are normal and his thyroid is functioning. Not to mention if he wants to start keto he absolutely should be checked to make sure he doesnt have diabetes cause that shit can be deadly really easily

    • @AjdamusMagnus
      @AjdamusMagnus Před 3 lety +1

      @@brittanybertolin8859 Maybe. Or he just love food like me. It is most of the time genetics.. we are programmed to eat a lot. Good in middle ages.. not so much now.. when there is abundence of food.
      Ad KETO - you are right.

  • @OG10
    @OG10 Před 3 lety +64

    Ethan’s fight with food is so much better than all the YT drama.

  • @elizabethcory3361
    @elizabethcory3361 Před 3 lety +974

    ian is hila’s favorite for sure

    • @cityofgone74
      @cityofgone74 Před 3 lety +198

      hes all our favorite

    • @luisv.7428
      @luisv.7428 Před 3 lety +35

      When they divorce Ian will be the rebound

    • @SimonGr8
      @SimonGr8 Před 3 lety +102

      He is hila’s Golden boy
      Just like zach is ethan’s Golden boy

    • @indiasaunders2006
      @indiasaunders2006 Před 3 lety +26

      Ian is everyone’s favorite

    • @connorthom1522
      @connorthom1522 Před 3 lety +57

      Ian is the best person on the show without a doubt lovely man with a good heart

  • @tallskeleton
    @tallskeleton Před 3 lety +283

    dude tbh Ian is by far the funniest person on this show, he says the least, and he is creating his own lore without telling them just for fun. like hell yeah

    • @manedrain
      @manedrain Před 3 lety

      He really is the funniest lol and so low key also

    • @bingbong1758
      @bingbong1758 Před 3 lety +3

      The only thing with ian is when his jokes dont land they reallllyy dont land because of the whole setup

    • @mrlannyo
      @mrlannyo Před 3 lety +2

      “I believe her name is Janice Jacklyn” 😂

    • @tallskeleton
      @tallskeleton Před 3 lety

      @@bingbong1758 tbh thats what makes it funnier to me

  • @patrikmarcan
    @patrikmarcan Před 3 lety +18

    Ian: "I think that's Pikatchu" got me deadddddddd hahahahha 1:16:36

  • @bjetsz9359
    @bjetsz9359 Před 3 lety +7

    Hearing Ethan say “Ramen” or “Ramen Head” when he’s talking about Justin Timberlake is fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @434them
    @434them Před 3 lety +583

    Please guys just get Ethan a home chef to prepare all of his meals for him and track his caloric intake vs outtake! Losing weight can be soo much easier if you have the financial means!!

    • @maddieum3630
      @maddieum3630 Před 3 lety +78

      That cash went towards the Pokémon cards unfortunately

    • @2alsen
      @2alsen Před 3 lety +24

      @@Featheon Seen you, a few times...

    • @squoodlytoodly7404
      @squoodlytoodly7404 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve been SCREAMING THIS

    • @poopfartlord9695
      @poopfartlord9695 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Featheon do you know the definition of insanity?

    • @yourmother9834
      @yourmother9834 Před 3 lety +1

      This is a good idea. And they could prepare delicious healthy food

  • @carlythekatycat
    @carlythekatycat Před 3 lety +470

    I am CRYING at Ethan GETTING EVERY CELEBRITY'S NAME IN THIS EPISODE WRONG

  • @dominope4545
    @dominope4545 Před 3 lety +43

    I really felt when Ethan was talking about food filling a hole and that family issues and trauma can lead to overeating while he may have been joking there’s a lot of reality to that.

  • @bsummers1386
    @bsummers1386 Před 3 lety +11

    33:06 “...and you come to my house, and call me fat”😩😂😂😂😂😂

  • @A_ree_ta
    @A_ree_ta Před 3 lety +584

    Ethan ripping open and biting each “meal” before denouncing nutrisystem was so encouraging and there are such better meal plans than that astronaut food.

    • @chrischickering1959
      @chrischickering1959 Před 3 lety +2

      @Mark Deme nice

    • @dogwalkerlindsey
      @dogwalkerlindsey Před 3 lety +8

      Honestly, Ethan just needs to woman up and drop the weight. You can tell hila is super disgusted. When he implied that he was going to look like jack nicholson in 39 years, she looked horrified. It’s time to STOP complaining and start working hard to shed those pounds, tubby!!!

    • @dogwalkerlindsey
      @dogwalkerlindsey Před 3 lety +2

      @Mark Deme exactly. You don’t make excuses like Ethan does! And that’s why you see results in life.

    • @Meladjusted
      @Meladjusted Před 3 lety +16

      Meal plans are all unsustainable. None of them teach you how to actually eat. They just teach you how to eat _on the meal plan_ . They obviously want you to _stay_ on the plan cuz that's how they make money.
      They just don't have any interest in teaching people how to navigate food and keep the weight off without the plan.

    • @siouxd799
      @siouxd799 Před 3 lety +3

      He was going for it while he could😂😂😂😂

  • @Z533xxx
    @Z533xxx Před 3 lety +501

    Anyone notice that Ethan has a perfect hairline? Like, no recession, thick locs, what a fucking chad.

    • @thedevilsadvodkate
      @thedevilsadvodkate Před 3 lety +1

      He fucked up shaving it in October as it increased his grays

    • @allisonlovelovelove
      @allisonlovelovelove Před 3 lety +30

      @@thedevilsadvodkate that's not how that works. They may be more noticeable, but he'd be equally gray

    • @OctoNyan
      @OctoNyan Před 3 lety +13

      @@thedevilsadvodkate that’s literally not how greying works 🤣 also your username has me laughing

    • @lilyroberti1159
      @lilyroberti1159 Před 3 lety +6

      That's what Hila likes about him lol

    • @juliaaalovee
      @juliaaalovee Před 3 lety +7

      if he continues eating 1000 calories per day that hair will thin out :(

  • @marije666
    @marije666 Před 3 lety +9

    The “hold on let’s see if we got any foils” has me wheezing😂

  • @graceday6341
    @graceday6341 Před 3 lety +5

    The way Ethan says "It's Drake." so seriously at 28:54 cracks me up everytime.

  • @amethystsimerly9275
    @amethystsimerly9275 Před 3 lety +295

    That Kanye West comparison to Brittney Spears’ conservatorship is dead fucking ON! YES! 🗣

    • @jaylynjimenez498
      @jaylynjimenez498 Před 3 lety +4

      @Nugget he would bite them

    • @Anthropomorphic
      @Anthropomorphic Před 3 lety +1

      The key difference between their respective situations is probably that West doesn't have a Jamie Spears in his life with the means and desire to pursue that kind of process.

    • @amethystsimerly9275
      @amethystsimerly9275 Před 3 lety

      @@Anthropomorphic 🗣🗣🗣

  • @narutojbj
    @narutojbj Před 3 lety +251

    You should put a link to Ian's Amazon Wishlist so we can collectively make his jungle dream come true

  • @abbiejustine
    @abbiejustine Před 3 lety +17

    this whole pokémon card part has me crying laughing

  • @traindodge_7093
    @traindodge_7093 Před 3 lety +5

    Damn Hila, Jack Nicholson is 80 years old and lived an awesome life as a brilliant actor... let him have a fucking burger.

  • @magot7188
    @magot7188 Před 3 lety +520

    Ethan- just get a therapist and dietician.

  • @a.i.8813
    @a.i.8813 Před 3 lety +319

    "have you tried any of it hila?"
    "no! it looks like shit"
    PLEASE OMG I CHOKED ON MY WATER

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 Před 3 lety +1

      Why not just eat the exact same food aand amount as hila

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 Před 3 lety +6

      @@mralabbad7 because hila could probably eat anything she wants and won’t gain weight like Ethan does. Their metabolisms are different

    • @mralabbad7
      @mralabbad7 Před 3 lety +4

      @@haleyt3754 hila barely eats
      They keep saying that😂

    • @viovenda8922
      @viovenda8922 Před 3 lety +1

      @@haleyt3754 metabolism barely matters. If you actually pay attention to what skinny people eat, its soooo little. I thought my ex just ate so much food and had a fast metabolism until i lived with him and realized he'd eat like 800 calories worth of shitty junk food per day.

    • @kateregan1487
      @kateregan1487 Před 3 lety

      Ugh hila looks gorgeous! 😍🔥💯 as she always does of course but she is like especially glowing this episode 🥰

  • @ilovesleep33
    @ilovesleep33 Před 3 lety +63

    please tell me the card situation is a bit because i’m literally having a panic attack for them

    • @sasha303
      @sasha303 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol I couldn’t tell at first either but I think it is

    • @ayyyzma2937
      @ayyyzma2937 Před 3 lety +10

      It's a bit dw

    • @milkteamachine
      @milkteamachine Před 3 lety +11

      The boxes are so obviously fake looking, it’s definitely a bit

    • @RoyalReyna
      @RoyalReyna Před 3 lety +10

      Not only would I bet that they would never spend that kind of money on cards and be so cavalier about it, but you can bet your ass if they thought they lost that amount of money they wouldn't be laughing.
      Also, the comment about photoshopping the boxes makes it obvious that is what they did.

    • @miqseri
      @miqseri Před 3 lety

      It's real

  • @songbirdj482
    @songbirdj482 Před 3 lety +12

    Merch idea: Collectors Cards with members of the gang being the rare cards and ongoing jokes being the common cards: Scooter Lady, Vin Diesel (or a You’re so beautiful”), maybe an Oliver Tree, Beanie levels up to a Beanie God (which is obviously the rarest), vape nation, etc.

  • @billmorrison5908
    @billmorrison5908 Před 3 lety +474

    That talk show was fucked. I would’ve walked off. Who makes fun of someone for trying to be better. So messed up

    • @serena5268
      @serena5268 Před 3 lety +32

      Yea and the sad thing is if they actually walk off they'll get called "rude" and "disrespectful"

    • @dilz2012
      @dilz2012 Před 3 lety +10

      But she had to stay there because of her media duties. And she would know if she walked off then she is giving that asshole what he wants.

    • @stratosphere94
      @stratosphere94 Před 3 lety +4

      He did the same thing to Paris too

    • @mintvelvet3351
      @mintvelvet3351 Před 3 lety

      @@dilz2012 that doesn’t make it any better though, so…

    • @hades04144
      @hades04144 Před 3 lety +10

      "hahaha you went to rehab" ??? how is that comedy?

  • @gothikvnt
    @gothikvnt Před 3 lety +407

    NutriSystem has Ethan eating Diet Lunchables at this point.

    • @joefromdowntheway5314
      @joefromdowntheway5314 Před 3 lety +7

      Omg fr though , with there five turkey and cheese crackers and one Oreo calling it a good option for kids. Excuse me I’m sorry the Oreo is double stuffed so it actually is enough food 😂😂 poor Ethan

    • @caseykirchner
      @caseykirchner Před 3 lety +2

      I bet his gas is out of control as well. I did N.S. years ago and I was so bloated the entire time.

  • @ethereallioness
    @ethereallioness Před 3 lety +7

    i actually really respect how openly he talks about his relationship/struggles with food. def something i can identify with, although i dont have a weight issue, i still have body issues.
    also i love how hila responds.. she's so supportive. when he said he feels like all he has is food, she didn't seem that bothered by it (obv idk but thats how it seems) and she suggests therapy
    ethan-everyone should go to therapy. there are lots of diff types of therapy. no real harm in at least trying it.

  • @joerivera3113
    @joerivera3113 Před 3 lety +7

    The Pokémon pack openings seemed like a South Park episode

  • @ariellelynn3934
    @ariellelynn3934 Před 3 lety +437

    The sad music while Ethan talks about how shitty Nutrisystem is fucking kills me

  • @taytayqueen7024
    @taytayqueen7024 Před 3 lety +155

    Lindsay held herself with such class though.

    • @sschutz85
      @sschutz85 Před 3 lety +4

      She really did! That made me so angry. Her willingly going to rehab is huge for any addict. Hate to see it made into a joke.

  • @JustinLietz
    @JustinLietz Před 3 lety +7

    "Janice jacklin and johnson timberland" i couldnt breathe i was laughing so hard

  • @Donzzy246
    @Donzzy246 Před 3 lety +9

    That Nutri System diet is literally my school lunch and breakfast

  • @qw3rty829
    @qw3rty829 Před 3 lety +216

    Ian is such a wildcard. like it feels like I only know like 5% of whats going on when he talks on the show

    • @mcr5645
      @mcr5645 Před 3 lety +5

      He was personally responsible for the Dotcom era crash

    • @idkjj8835
      @idkjj8835 Před 3 lety +2

      Okay I know I might sound dumb but I’m pretty sure the whole “Ian messing up with the Pokémon cards” is just shtick can anyone else please confirm lol

    • @Charliebubs
      @Charliebubs Před 3 lety +2

      @@idkjj8835 I feel the same but idk lmao

    • @void7100
      @void7100 Před 3 lety +2

      @@idkjj8835 i literally cannot tell for the life of me lol. it all feels like a bit to me and i had a good time watching but ethan seemed actually mad to me at the end so idk

    • @ivankab3317
      @ivankab3317 Před 3 lety +1

      @@void7100 I also think it’s a bit :) nicely played hh

  • @IsaacLopez-gy4oo
    @IsaacLopez-gy4oo Před 3 lety +308

    Lol Hila is totally a mom now cause she calls stuff “the devil”

    • @morganpettipas9198
      @morganpettipas9198 Před 3 lety +3

      She was a mom when she had a baby 🤣

    • @Smokeyxz
      @Smokeyxz Před 3 lety +8

      Morgan no shit??

    • @walaaya2223
      @walaaya2223 Před 3 lety +2

      Damn the 2 year old baby ain’t make her a mom

    • @IsaacLopez-gy4oo
      @IsaacLopez-gy4oo Před 3 lety +11

      @@walaaya2223 I never meant to imply she was never a mom, I’m more saying she is just starting to use phrases that moms use

    • @Alexmart721
      @Alexmart721 Před 3 lety

      @@walaaya2223 okay but it literally does though

  • @Sadiefromthecrypt
    @Sadiefromthecrypt Před 3 lety +12

    Ethan talking about therapy, is exactly why he needs it. Because he had a family now, with Hila.

  • @leighbug85970
    @leighbug85970 Před 3 lety +8

    Zack actually looks a lot like a young Dave Grohl

  • @GeekMuscle
    @GeekMuscle Před 3 lety +324

    Don't get discouraged ethan, weight loss takes time but it's worth the journey. You got this
    Papa Bless

    • @saniyahphillips1210
      @saniyahphillips1210 Před 3 lety +8

      Featheon they are madly in love you gotta be trolling

    • @louismyatt1507
      @louismyatt1507 Před 3 lety +27

      @@Featheon 495 comments on this channel? Ur a bit of a fan!

    • @SuperWeedPower
      @SuperWeedPower Před 3 lety

      ethan should try the carnivore diet

    • @sophiek762
      @sophiek762 Před 3 lety +15

      That's true but his current diet is so drastic and unsatisfying, you can achieve sustainable weight loss with balanced eating and healthy habits not starving yourself

    • @GeekMuscle
      @GeekMuscle Před 3 lety +4

      @@sophiek762 exactly 💯
      Also, while keto has its benefits for a while I wouldn't recommend that for the long run too. Macro negligence has its negatives too in the long run.

  • @tylerscreator2333
    @tylerscreator2333 Před 3 lety +219

    The pizza Ethan pulled out legit looked like a Jumbo Lunchables.

    • @bobbifette
      @bobbifette Před 3 lety +6

      I think calling it Jumbo is too much credit. That's literally a lunchable lmao. The size of that sauce packet, my stomach grumbled for him.

  • @Kentama
    @Kentama Před 3 lety +6

    The card collecting skit was hilarious and fun. Made my day for sure.

  • @shannahill7
    @shannahill7 Před 3 lety +4

    "I love eating. It is the only thing I have in life...."..... sitting next to his wife and the mother of his child. LOL

  • @meagantest9677
    @meagantest9677 Před 3 lety +244

    Ethan get a dietitian and a chef. You can afford it, you could even have someone meal plan outside of your house

    • @miltonperez5257
      @miltonperez5257 Před 3 lety

      I need those

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 Před 3 lety +20

      Yeah I always wonder why the fuck rich people act like they can't lose weight easy as hell. So many celebrities have hired a trainer and followed their regime. They've hired chefs and eaten their food. Ethan has plenty of money to do this. But he's eating microwaveable food and sitting on his ass

    • @OtakuNoCat
      @OtakuNoCat Před 3 lety

      @@miltonperez5257 he’s done this previously, he discussed it in a podcast like a year ago.

    • @ab6551
      @ab6551 Před 3 lety +8

      @@idab6864 I think he needs therapy tbh more than anything to overcome his emotional aspect of food because he’ll just fall back to the same behavior if the root of it isn’t fixed.

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ab6551 learning how to eat right and exercise is basically exposure therapy. He will realize he can accomplish being healthy. In his head it's built up as a bigger obstacle that it actually is

  • @420camk
    @420camk Před 3 lety +363

    When Ethan pulled the Robinhood..
    Ian - "Don't breathe on it"
    LOL

  • @lovingTVD
    @lovingTVD Před 3 lety +6

    I dieeed when ethan showed the tiny pizza 😂😂😂

  • @LauraDora124
    @LauraDora124 Před 3 lety +19

    That “diet food” looks like airplane food.

    • @jamminjamie1
      @jamminjamie1 Před 3 lety +2

      Airplane food is at least more than that. Usually a vegetable in there too :/

    • @LauraDora124
      @LauraDora124 Před 3 lety

      @@jamminjamie1 Ahah yeah, damn. It really is a shitty product when airplane food has more going for it 😫

  • @Clisare
    @Clisare Před 3 lety +3899

    Let's get h3 universe trading cards

  • @doesntmatter6361
    @doesntmatter6361 Před 3 lety +69

    That interview with Lindsay Lohan is really awful and hard to watch. It's just flat-out exploitation. Shameful really.

  • @WuddaBuddha
    @WuddaBuddha Před 3 lety +5

    Ethan's Godfather moments is Everything...
    Shoutout to Zach's family for setting him up

  • @lashaiaavila
    @lashaiaavila Před 3 lety +9

    I enjoy almost all of their podcasts but this one was a fun one. I almost forgot i was watching a video and it i wasn't there with them!:)

  • @alyssaanderson2563
    @alyssaanderson2563 Před 3 lety +430

    I LOVE WHEN ETHAN DOES THE GODFATHER IMPRESSION PLS DON’T DISCOURAGE IT

    • @sophiafoster9259
      @sophiafoster9259 Před 3 lety +16

      fr! it sends me every time and the reaction the crew has is so funny too

    • @ourrandomvidz
      @ourrandomvidz Před 3 lety +13

      “You come into my home... and you disrespect my godfather impression”

    • @canadianbbaconn
      @canadianbbaconn Před 3 lety

      @@sophiafoster9259 zach with the soundtrack xD

  • @BeanyBabey
    @BeanyBabey Před 3 lety +238

    Zach thinking Jack Nicholson is sexy is a true symptom of Joker Brain

    • @mollypat87
      @mollypat87 Před 3 lety +3

      i really don’t think he was ever cute

    • @davidavocado14
      @davidavocado14 Před 3 lety +10

      Jack Nicholson back in the day was packing heat ngl....

    • @nayemorusa6244
      @nayemorusa6244 Před 3 lety +2

      HAHAHAHAHAHH underrated comment

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny Před 3 lety +1

      Nicholson was never a looker but he def had swagger

  • @98lulus
    @98lulus Před 3 lety +6

    the split second of silence between Ethan's gasp and Dan's scream when they got the George Bush card was everything

  • @otasnake
    @otasnake Před 3 lety +17

    janet jackson looked HOT in the letterman interview

  • @Ke-rm1dc
    @Ke-rm1dc Před 3 lety +331

    This humour is too elite for me I can’t even tell if they’re joking or not

    • @ivonmorrissey7039
      @ivonmorrissey7039 Před 3 lety +30

      @@Featheon That's all it takes to be a psychopath?

    • @Hooby-O
      @Hooby-O Před 3 lety +25

      @@Featheon Okay, Shane.

    • @bingbong1758
      @bingbong1758 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Featheon ummm. I think your the deluded psychopath

    • @wolfmenot
      @wolfmenot Před 3 lety +21

      @@Featheon why do you keep copy pasting this same comment on every top comment? No one agrees with you or cares

    • @callmecandoo
      @callmecandoo Před 3 lety +2

      I can’t tell either someone help my dumb ass

  • @savannahhoward5591
    @savannahhoward5591 Před 3 lety +340

    Hila’s next teddy fresh collab will be Tom and Jerry’s 😂

    • @user-oh2xr9gb2b
      @user-oh2xr9gb2b Před 3 lety +22

      I want Ninja Turtles. Then we get official TF foot soldier merch

    • @logan6740
      @logan6740 Před 3 lety +8

      I WOULD BUY IT SO FAST. i bought like all the care bares collection 💀

    • @brianmtq
      @brianmtq Před 3 lety +5

      Now THAT i will buy. I personally dont know anyone who actually watched care bears

    • @ceecee4729
      @ceecee4729 Před 3 lety +3

      Ben and Jerry's collab would be bomb though 🤩

    • @swaveza9421
      @swaveza9421 Před 3 lety

      @@brianmtq I watched care bears when I was younger so I loved the collab, but even if I didn’t watch it I’d still think its amazing. I really hope they consider a tom & jerry collab!!

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n Před 3 lety +5

    The whole crew are such characters. Couldnt be more perfect. The dynamic is _i m p e c c a b l e_

  • @rachaelstubes
    @rachaelstubes Před 3 lety +20

    I love that he's just eaten like 4 days of breakfast in one sitting

  • @kenzier734
    @kenzier734 Před 3 lety +539

    Ian showing his cat was the cutest thing I ever saw

    • @laiisaaaa3718
      @laiisaaaa3718 Před 3 lety

      Yess

    • @chr1slike95
      @chr1slike95 Před 3 lety +2

      @DongFeng东风 when?

    • @ricoparadiso
      @ricoparadiso Před 3 lety +1

      *LORD JESUS DIED & ROSE AGAIN TO FREE U FROM SIN ACCEPT HIS GIFT BY FAITH* ✝️✝️✝️

    • @Benoni-100
      @Benoni-100 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ItBeThatWaySometimes oh wow I didn't know I was in the presence of a 🐐

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates Před 3 lety +3

      @@Featheon Who cares. Reuben is one adorable cat.

  • @dumbstinky
    @dumbstinky Před 3 lety +311

    usually when u bleach ur hair it looks good when it’s fresh and it all goes downhill from there but I SWEAR Hila’s hair just keeps getting better and better

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 Před 3 lety +14

      She must be using purple shampoo or got a glaze

    • @iotheterrestrial7818
      @iotheterrestrial7818 Před 3 lety +13

      I personally feel she just looks better with dark roots because her eyebrows are so dark. Suits her better

    • @taracrane8629
      @taracrane8629 Před 3 lety +1

      I like can’t tell what color it is?? Is it like blonde with silver/purple toner?! Or ash brown? I don’t know but anyways 🔥

    • @jessicatavi116
      @jessicatavi116 Před 3 lety +1

      I wish Ethan would try to do the Justin/ramen noodle hair and go bleach blonde and gel it! Lol

    • @soleil1758
      @soleil1758 Před 3 lety

      I was just thinking how I want my hair the same color 😍 it's blonde but still warm enough to go perfectly with her olive skin tone 🔥

  • @snowhabibi6928
    @snowhabibi6928 Před 3 lety +7

    They should totally have a livestream of the rain forrest. Spread awareness. The trees and oceans are dying and that means so are we.

  • @melinamuleiro8001
    @melinamuleiro8001 Před 3 lety +3

    you all were ON POINT today. seriously I haven't enjoyed a podcast of yours so much since so long ago. this bits like the ben shapiro one, they are the best! papabless