I was playing Fable and I thought what if the gnomes were in the Elder Scrolls maybe it might good to have something like this, I hope we can get more recognition when it comes to race when ES6 comes out when creating a character similar how to Hadvar’s reaction to which race you pick in Skyrim. Gnome insults Nord male "Wow look at those big large bulky muscles, what big broad shoulders and that squared jaw you are one weird looking lady" Gnome insults Nord female “Such beautiful blonde hair, such a strong physique and nice curves; pity the look doesn’t work for you sir!” Gnome insults Wood Elf Female. "Good afternoon milady why don't you come over here...And Show Me The Goods!!" Gnome insults Wood Elf male "I sense your presence before you even arrived, WHAT DID YOU EAT!!" Gnome insults Orc Male "I must admit you're person I really could appreciate that is if I like people with an arse for a face!" Gnome insults Khajiit male "Oh look at the pretty Kitty! I like cats and I like to watch slowly crushing them!" Gnome insults Khajiit female “Here Pretty Kitty Kitty let’s count your fleas, Fleabag!!” Gnome insults Orc female "Hey you, Yeah You nice body pity you have an arse for a face" Gnome insults Breton female "You seem like a nice person, I kill nice people you know." Gnome insults Breton male “Oh didn’t see you down there, stubby” Gnome insults High Elf female "What pretty blonde hair you got, pity your face is attached to it!" Gnome insults Argonian male "So your tail can grow back if it gets cut off, will it work for your head who knows it could be an improvement for ya." Gnome insults Argonian female “You’re so beautiful, you would make a fetching handbag for someone” Gnome insults Dark Elf male "I'd like to get to know someone like you, and then Freeze them!" Gnome insults Dark Elf female “I wish I had bags of money, but the only bags I see are under your eyes” Gnome insults High Elf male "What nice shiny boots you got there, but don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them!" Gnome insults Imperial male "Hey look a chest full of gold coins, you can buy more hand bags now!" Gnome insults Imperial female “Evening milady, fancy some coin all you have to do is drown yourself”
My favorite has to be when your playing as a girl and you get "Are you lost, milady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen!" makes me lol every time~;x
My boyfriend and I recently played all of the Fable games together and the one thing we keep quoting as an inside joke over and over are the Gnome insults 😂😂😂
"I like to think about puppies...about slowly, SLOOOOOOWLY...Crrrrrushing them" My favorite. and "I'd like to come over to your place for some Tea. THEN ILL HAVE YER MUM!"
One of my favorite things about Fable 3 haha. In my playthrough I decided to be 100% good and so I put my kingdom in million dollar debt keeping all my promises for fixing the kingdom. I gave up after spending fourty eight hours total on the pie game. I still haven't completed it :')
Buy houses Let the game run a bit. Buy more houses, play some main quests, buy stores. Let the game run or play some quests (even work for a bit) Repair your houses. Rinse and repeat. You will be swimming in gold in no time. And when the treasury is empty just transfer your personal wealth into it.
I’m a gorl. And a gnome. Decided. To ask me. “Are you lost? I’ll take you back to the kitchen”. Or some shit like that. And I’ve never been triggered so much. In. My. Life.
12 years on and legend says that gnome is still keeping Bowerstone's burn clinic in roaring trade.
its funny when ur in battle and you can hear them throwng insults
"you know what I like most about people? they dieee"
That ones my favourite 😂
Oh yes, death. XD
My favourite has to be 'i've said it before and I'l say it again... I hate ya!' lol
"I think your weapon might be bent. Oh no wait, THAT'S YOU!"
"Haha, you're funny... but looks aren't everything!"
Best ones ^
"I coming round your house for tea. Then I'll have your mum!"
"Must be nice being able to lick your own privates. ...But doesnt that embarrass your dog?"
Gnome: "I sensed your presence before you even arrived .....WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!?" XD my favorite line :P
I seriously want one of these to put above the door of my house
That would warn visitors away and the postman too same though it'd be great they should make one it make bank the makers was it lion head studios?
My favourite is and always will be "You're funny, but looks aren't everything!"
Same here 😂
@@nwbdirge1198 Right?
"We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face."
I was playing Fable and I thought what if the gnomes were in the Elder Scrolls maybe it might good to have something like this, I hope we can get more recognition when it comes to race when ES6 comes out when creating a character similar how to Hadvar’s reaction to which race you pick in Skyrim.
Gnome insults Nord male
"Wow look at those big large bulky muscles, what big broad shoulders and that squared jaw you are one weird looking lady"
Gnome insults Nord female
“Such beautiful blonde hair, such a strong physique and nice curves; pity the look doesn’t work for you sir!”
Gnome insults Wood Elf Female.
"Good afternoon milady why don't you come over here...And Show Me The Goods!!"
Gnome insults Wood Elf male
"I sense your presence before you even arrived, WHAT DID YOU EAT!!"
Gnome insults Orc Male
"I must admit you're person I really could appreciate that is if I like people with an arse for a face!"
Gnome insults Khajiit male
"Oh look at the pretty Kitty! I like cats and I like to watch slowly crushing them!"
Gnome insults Khajiit female
“Here Pretty Kitty Kitty let’s count your fleas, Fleabag!!”
Gnome insults Orc female
"Hey you, Yeah You nice body pity you have an arse for a face"
Gnome insults Breton female
"You seem like a nice person, I kill nice people you know."
Gnome insults Breton male
“Oh didn’t see you down there, stubby”
Gnome insults High Elf female
"What pretty blonde hair you got, pity your face is attached to it!"
Gnome insults Argonian male
"So your tail can grow back if it gets cut off, will it work for your head who knows it could be an improvement for ya."
Gnome insults Argonian female
“You’re so beautiful, you would make a fetching handbag for someone”
Gnome insults Dark Elf male
"I'd like to get to know someone like you, and then Freeze them!"
Gnome insults Dark Elf female
“I wish I had bags of money, but the only bags I see are under your eyes”
Gnome insults High Elf male
"What nice shiny boots you got there, but don't you think your gran's feet are cold without them!"
Gnome insults Imperial male
"Hey look a chest full of gold coins, you can buy more hand bags now!"
Gnome insults Imperial female
“Evening milady, fancy some coin all you have to do is drown yourself”
😂😂😂😂😂!
and they are really annoying when you can hear them but can't find them.
I love the little "aaah" sound they make if you hit them
Some of my favorite things are music, sunshine, and love........ and pain.
The gnomes say more when you wear clothing of the opposite gender, and when you use weapons around them
My favorite has to be when your playing as a girl and you get "Are you lost, milady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen!" makes me lol every time~;x
"If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets... like I'm going to set you on fire!"
“I’d like to help you on your quest to save the world... Here, let me hold your brassiere!” Lololol
"If it were up to me, no one would ever get sick.. they'd just die.. Starting with YOU" 🤣
My favourite insult of all time
In spanish: Si fuera por mí, nadie moriría nunca, sólo morirían... !empezando por TÍ!
"I like to think about puppies... about slowly slowly crushing them" lol
Wake up, Babe! It's time to listen to your Daily Fable 3 Gnome Afformations!
"Are you lost Mi'lady? I can direct you the nearest Kitchen"
My boyfriend and I recently played all of the Fable games together and the one thing we keep quoting as an inside joke over and over are the Gnome insults 😂😂😂
My favorite is the female versions "Oh look, there's a pretty lady. Make yourself useful love, an bring me a cup of tea!"
Wheres my sandwich not one of them but still reminded me of it
Or how he just emphasizes "We need an nice big strong MAN to solve everything"
"I like to think about puppies...about slowly, SLOOOOOOWLY...Crrrrrushing them" My favorite.
and "I'd like to come over to your place for some Tea. THEN ILL HAVE YER MUM!"
I just found out they're voiced by the guy that plays Mark Latimer in Broadchurch! Couldn't believe it.
Reminds me of my trip to London.
"i want to help you on your epic quest, here, let me hold your brazier!"
The best line is I am not like those mean gnomes I'm a million times worse
If it were up to me, nobody would ever get sick, they’d just die! STARTING WITH YOU!!!
This helps me relax by listening to insults HAHA
Fav:
It's a lovely day outside.. except where you're standing!!!
This is one of the top reasons I love this game! PLEASE KEEP BRINGING THE INSULTING COMMENTING!😂❤️
1:22 Excuse me! Do you have the time... TO GET STUFFED?!
It'd make for a great Halloween decoration. Someone actually made one before, but it's very expensive.
One of my favorite things about Fable 3 haha. In my playthrough I decided to be 100% good and so I put my kingdom in million dollar debt keeping all my promises for fixing the kingdom. I gave up after spending fourty eight hours total on the pie game. I still haven't completed it :')
Get 2nd controller. Speed run game evil a couple times. Trade cash and items to good account. Done.
Buy houses Let the game run a bit. Buy more houses, play some main quests, buy stores. Let the game run or play some quests (even work for a bit)
Repair your houses. Rinse and repeat. You will be swimming in gold in no time.
And when the treasury is empty just transfer your personal wealth into it.
"Winter's my favorite season, I love the Snow that's when most people die!"
3:00 Clearly my favourite
i think your weapon might be bent- oh no wait thats just you ...lolololol
Sometime I just want someone to talk to.... And sometimes I just want to be able to kick somebody in the cruch
Man, these were so much darker than the gargoyles. Still great, though.
the thing that i love about THIS vidoe is that you have a tink ALL the insult of the gnomes and thats wat i want to hear
I’m a gorl. And a gnome. Decided. To ask me. “Are you lost? I’ll take you back to the kitchen”. Or some shit like that. And I’ve never been triggered so much. In. My. Life.
thank you for putting this video up I love the gnomes and now I can listen to them whenever I want......."YOU ARE ONE WEIRD LOOKING LADY" - 1:10
I like the one where if your a girl he says something like; come on over here and sit on my pointy hat lol.
The world needs a big strong man to put things right you know where it my lady
Better than the Fable 2 Gnome Insults, especially the "your mum" joke :]
I know I'm 10 years late but Fable II was gargoyles lol :p
I love what they say when you shoot them with magic; it sounds like they get off on it!
Wait WHAT?! You can shoot them with magic?!
@@shadowwatcher3957 you can shoot them with magic, but it doesn't destroy them; they actually REALLY enjoy it.
@@rosewhip889 Oooh.
3:50
"Oh look, he's wagging his tail. Maybe he's thinking about eating crap!"
That's the best one ever!
ooh look hes wagging his tail, maybe hes thinking about eating CRAP!! oh god, i hope the dog isnt listening XD
"That's a nice dog, if you like skinny little ugly runts" 😂
@loicjikko I had to cut the video a few times because of repeated lines but they seem to say different ones every time which is good.
"I like to think about poopies....about slowly slowly Crushing them"
XD
@JelloCrave The extra dogs are from the Microsoft Download Marketplace.
that one cracks me up every time!
"I've said it before and I'll say it again; I hate you!" That was weak
"You've got your Mother's looks, ewww" is my nieces ringtone in my phone
@ARAFELI I'm sure i did. Other people have said they've heard different ones.
I love the gnomes, Cant get enough, 'Im not like other gnomes, im a million times worse' :D
I (dis)like the one where the gnomes tell the princess to make them a cup of tea.
'doesnt that embarris your dad' is so funny.
"It's a great day to be alive, but a better day to kill."
I think your weapon might be bent.. oh wait, that's YOU!!!
Love this!
Dunno. I think it was the hat. And the dog.
@Tsiotsioras which makes the above insult even funnier.
Sometimes I want someone to talk to and other times I want someone to kick in the croch I think I aucaly agree with him on that 0-o
damm it missed my favourite one... You uh, really got your mothers looks
0:50 I relate to this quote so much, sometimes I want to talk to someone and sometimes I want to kick them in the crotch
@RPGash there are different ones based on morality, gender, wieght.
The ring tone I gave my Niece (Brother's daughter) was "You've got your Mothers looks, eww".
I am really worried of the mentalstate of the empleyers of the former Lionhead studio.
hey how did he change his dog? i know u can in fable 2 but how in fable 3??
Gordon Ramsay joined the group.
Funnily enough a Gordon Ramsay picture is under your comment 🤣
@THESCHILLDOG lol, not herd that one before.
dogs are noble loyal and faithful...and right tasty too!
I like to think about poopies...about slowly slowly Crrr...rushing them!
I had a doggie once I had it with mash and mushy peas
lol i luv those frik'in gnomes
LOL, nah, it would have to be "...HAVE your mother!"
I hope they put the gnomes in fable 4
@HaakonTheViking LOL ya. thats a good one.
"Oh look, a nice lady Hero! You're not gonna go on about 'equal pay for equal work' are you?"
"Wow, you look simply breathtaking in that dress! ....I hope your sister doesnt mind you borrowing it, sir!"
it's not when you can't see the buggers!
That ones my favourite xD
It's in the video.
i luv gnome
Ooohhhhhh look! he's wagging his tail! Maybe he's thinking about eating his own crap!
the dog from this game looks like my dog
Sure is a lovely day, not were your standing
I am not like those mean gnomes... I am a MILLION times worse!
This is funny with elevator music
lol, not heard that one before :]
Hahaah damn hilarous
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The Insult Core
@RPGash he sais it in like a low tone lol
my favorite "we could be best friends...if i liked people with an ass for a face."
Hes upstream with dying
yah this is amazing but u missed a couple of the insults