Comedian On Acid Gets His Vulnerable Brain Stem Wacked By Busty Crustacean

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  • čas přidán 7. 11. 2021
  • My best friend does Acid and a busty young crab nuzzles up to his vulnerable brain stem :(
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Komentáře • 149

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia Před rokem +243

    Scientists hate this guy.

    • @john_hourihan
      @john_hourihan Před 9 měsíci +8

      Putin can’t stand him…

    • @benjamincjholmes
      @benjamincjholmes Před 8 měsíci

      @@john_hourihan The mainstream media something...

    • @alias7343
      @alias7343 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Never who what wise man!

    • @brianhannon
      @brianhannon Před 5 měsíci

      Biden can’t triangulate his position cuz he’s the fastest guy in the room who gives a shit

    • @lucasmetzger
      @lucasmetzger Před 5 měsíci

      Scientists hate this mf

  • @simpleshapes8113
    @simpleshapes8113 Před 5 měsíci +103

    “I don’t do drugs I just do Flonase and methadone. Clear sinuses, clear heart. Clear spiders” yalls drug induced riffs are hysterical

  • @renaminginprogress6903
    @renaminginprogress6903 Před rokem +85

    never what never who what wise man

  • @daliasep
    @daliasep Před 5 měsíci +35

    someone please protect this man’s small business

  • @acidpoptart4270
    @acidpoptart4270 Před 4 měsíci +23

    That dude literally is about to have an aneurism by how much tension his brain is feeling from the humor lol. Must be an outlandish experience to be on stage at a comedy show, basically be the "script" for the comedian. Knowing that is what you are. Having conflicting moments in between.
    Props to him for keeping his chill and not breaking down in hysteria lol

  • @UndoingRuin08
    @UndoingRuin08 Před 7 měsíci +51

    mark my words - with your trajectory, barring any setbacks, if you continue to stay as productive and active in the industry, you will be a legend. I'm here for the ride man, keep it coming!

  • @caseyessod
    @caseyessod Před 3 měsíci +6

    Next Robin Williams. He even has acting chops.

  • @ArrBee1
    @ArrBee1 Před 5 měsíci +18

    Tough (or small) crowd with people chatting away. Comedic genius

  • @DoctorHazy
    @DoctorHazy Před 8 měsíci +22

    "How am I supposed to protect my small business? You piece of shit!" 😆

  • @lucacottle7333
    @lucacottle7333 Před měsícem +2

    4:55 that guy that laughs when he says "its honestly not funny" 😂

  • @NonFiqShun
    @NonFiqShun Před 2 lety +59

    You’re funny as hell bro…seriously riff daddy keep riffin bro…riffy longstocking. Rowdy riffy piper. Ken Riffy Jr.

  • @nolandeam9497
    @nolandeam9497 Před 4 měsíci +10

    This guy mastered his own tourettes

    • @LostCause36
      @LostCause36 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Wow. That makes perfect sense. He would have to be really energetic and talented to keep that act up.

    • @nolandeam9497
      @nolandeam9497 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@LostCause36 Im glad he realized he can be himself and didnt hide that side of him for nobody to see. what a blessing he is haha

  • @demonpigeon
    @demonpigeon Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the calmest instance that he's ever been observed at in his natural environment.
    Jah bless & luke warm regards

  • @s8nTheGawd
    @s8nTheGawd Před 4 měsíci +10

    he's literally the fastest crab in the room though

  • @kurtsambles5409
    @kurtsambles5409 Před rokem +12

    PUMKIN SET PUMKIN SET PUMKIN SET

  • @tonydarko67
    @tonydarko67 Před 5 měsíci +9

    5 words for you
    Never 👍🏻made ✌🏻it 🤟🏻as a wiseman 🖐🏻

    • @PowuhToSeven
      @PowuhToSeven Před měsícem +1

      Neva what, Neva who, what, Wiseman.

  • @clanbigger4
    @clanbigger4 Před 10 měsíci +12

    fun af chaotic no prep just riffing with the boys vibes i love it dog 🙏

  • @Chasing_Thoughts
    @Chasing_Thoughts Před rokem +15

    I so glad I found comedy crab man

  • @Wild-Coma
    @Wild-Coma Před 3 měsíci +2

    When your stage presence is godly! This one is very promising my friends

  • @tylerdouglas480
    @tylerdouglas480 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Dude took powder lsd 1 gram of powder is 10000 standard doses so dipping a stick in some powder and licking it off is a good amount

  • @TheREZMobile
    @TheREZMobile Před rokem +9

    I think you need to get a tik tok and Instagram ad campaign going with good reels and put your link in bio to your CZcams. You’ll start goin up. And get a spot on bad friends.

  • @aaronwilson863
    @aaronwilson863 Před rokem +5

    Fastest guy in the room

  • @thestonedandstripped
    @thestonedandstripped Před 4 měsíci +2

    Heaven let yiur light shine down

  • @organicwins91
    @organicwins91 Před rokem +6

    omg too many funny phrases/random lines. Love it

  • @anonymoushippopotamus3862

    It's Michael Chiesa on acid.

  • @TheJakeboyd
    @TheJakeboyd Před 8 měsíci +4

    How am I supposed to protect my business

  • @GrayFrogg
    @GrayFrogg Před 2 měsíci +1

    The last couple minutes are amazing. The crowd is trying to figure out if you were just being silly and nonsensical or legitimately insane. Talking about the real-life implications of turning into a pumpkin. If they didn't get you after that, they don't deserve to laugh.

  • @TheMorg101
    @TheMorg101 Před 4 měsíci +1

    i have so much testosterone my girlfriend is growing a mustache

  • @clydeclark616
    @clydeclark616 Před 4 měsíci +1

    learned about you from kill tony. You are a force man...impressive stuff

  • @HigherFrequency
    @HigherFrequency Před 3 měsíci +1

    Riff Lord, I salute you🫡💛

  • @z1z2z3z
    @z1z2z3z Před 7 měsíci +3

    Snip snap, keep it crabby brother 👍

  • @Smiley-187
    @Smiley-187 Před 16 dny

    The worlds sleeping on this guy super funny 😂

  • @PizzaSIut
    @PizzaSIut Před 3 měsíci

    this crustacean can't be stopped, he's too funny

  • @RatFabTacoma
    @RatFabTacoma Před 2 lety +4

    my favorite crab

  • @tommylee9339
    @tommylee9339 Před 2 měsíci

    "In Huff We Trust."

  • @samlevy3181
    @samlevy3181 Před rokem +2

    I need a worm report brotha

  • @Dino_Medici
    @Dino_Medici Před rokem +2

    Oh shit the cricket guy. FIIIIIRE PAPI

  • @DedicatedSpirit8
    @DedicatedSpirit8 Před rokem +4

    Anybody got a cigarette?
    Send me some.

  • @ewaldsteven
    @ewaldsteven Před 4 měsíci +1

    I read this as "busty young crub" and am disappointed to see it's just my medically dry eyes again... any chance you can change it?

  • @avidodd26
    @avidodd26 Před rokem +3

    Riff Van Winkle.
    Riffaluffagus.
    Riff Tater And The Tots.
    Riff-a-liff-a-ding-dong.
    Riffalodeon.
    Riff and Morty lost in the Great Riff.
    Riff Dodgers In The 21st And A Half Century.
    Karl Riffington.
    Brad Riff.
    Fountains Of Riff.
    Riffalicious.
    The Riffsons.
    Riff Rocker, the Show Stopper Droppin Pop Rocks with John Popper.

    • @kingumm41
      @kingumm41 Před rokem +2

      Riffaroni
      King Riff
      Riff Raff
      Spaghetti and Riffballs

    • @lexg1455
      @lexg1455 Před měsícem +1

      King Riff starring John Goodman

    • @PowuhToSeven
      @PowuhToSeven Před měsícem +1

      The boy who Riffed

  • @brycee0
    @brycee0 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Dawg this is some shit is fucking hilarious ifykyk type shit 😂😂 me and my friends would do this off pure Molly and it’s so fucking funny

  • @raggedlionpress2024
    @raggedlionpress2024 Před rokem

    Genius!

  • @BoE420
    @BoE420 Před 10 měsíci +5

    I feel like Casey seen this dude tripping and was like welcome to my world biiiiitch 😂 even though he’s sober this mf is a perma trip 😂😜💜

  • @dylanmiley5642
    @dylanmiley5642 Před rokem +2

    Not a big pumpkin crowd

  • @aarrkellz3766
    @aarrkellz3766 Před 5 měsíci +1

    is that a GZA shirt?

  • @user-xg7bz1wy1v
    @user-xg7bz1wy1v Před 2 měsíci

    Riffmaster Dr. Octagon PHD

  • @joeycrawford2475
    @joeycrawford2475 Před 2 měsíci

    Got me watching Babys Day Out

  • @willowloe6917
    @willowloe6917 Před 5 dny

    In Huff We Trust 😂

  • @baalgaang1925
    @baalgaang1925 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Pelosi is gonna hate this

  • @QCS_AdamCole
    @QCS_AdamCole Před 11 měsíci +2

    Release the files

  • @mazabu
    @mazabu Před 3 měsíci +1

    Casey rocket to the moon ❤️

  • @murdermouthkillingyou7802
    @murdermouthkillingyou7802 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Comedy gold

  • @Ghoolio
    @Ghoolio Před 3 měsíci

    Perfect

  • @gerneticut
    @gerneticut Před 2 lety +1

    Gold

  • @willunderhill4673
    @willunderhill4673 Před 2 lety +4

    So funny 🤣🤣

  • @darthtrabia
    @darthtrabia Před 3 měsíci

    I’m officially old. Found myself judging them

  • @andrewsock1608
    @andrewsock1608 Před 3 měsíci

    That pacing is pure cheese

  • @DutchDouchebag
    @DutchDouchebag Před 4 měsíci

    Hey guys, have you heard about pumpkins?

  • @fr0zdify
    @fr0zdify Před rokem +3

    get some shorts and tiks going my guy learn the way

  • @Unpulumpa
    @Unpulumpa Před 3 měsíci

    Man powder LSD is a fucking RIDE if he actually ate some of that

  • @larryhuston8433
    @larryhuston8433 Před 4 měsíci +1

    question from the audience: When does the comedy start?

    • @kevinvotaw2916
      @kevinvotaw2916 Před 3 měsíci

      Hooray for negativity! Brings you down, brings me down.. Brings us all down!! Hooray!!!

  • @roscoe4092
    @roscoe4092 Před rokem +1

    It’s da kraaab

  • @kylejohnson5225
    @kylejohnson5225 Před 8 měsíci

    The left is furious

  • @assassinationman999
    @assassinationman999 Před rokem +1

    i love you. do you love me back mr rocket

  • @Aviator_54
    @Aviator_54 Před 15 dny

    Sorry Putin, he’s a Gemini.

  • @TikTokLiveleak
    @TikTokLiveleak Před 4 měsíci

    That shirt is tipping me out

  • @narutowindel
    @narutowindel Před 4 měsíci

    Favorite goblin movie?
    Terminator 2
    Think about it
    2024 Diogenes is smashing pumpkins

  • @ZOROASTED
    @ZOROASTED Před 5 měsíci +1

    Hi, imagine Casey with hair conditioner. Thanks, you're welcome.

  • @lucashaywardmusic578
    @lucashaywardmusic578 Před 4 měsíci

    Stand up is often pretty funny, but Casey isn't really a standup comic. He is an unabashed Laughter faucet just out here dousing our brains. I haven't laughed that hard at Standup EVER.

  • @josephskeie
    @josephskeie Před rokem +1

    Riffy mcRiffington

  • @evanhuslage5930
    @evanhuslage5930 Před 2 měsíci

    I AM A CAGIEST

  • @getschwifty6156
    @getschwifty6156 Před rokem +3

    I never knew richard simmons son could be so funny!

  • @lllllllllllIllI
    @lllllllllllIllI Před 4 měsíci

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

  • @Zenfye
    @Zenfye Před 11 měsíci

    Let’s get serious

  • @saveriopulsinelli2217
    @saveriopulsinelli2217 Před 3 měsíci

    In a padded room and he just thinks he’s doing comedy “ Facts

  • @ElVaquero19
    @ElVaquero19 Před 5 měsíci

    The Left is furious!

  • @sycadelic666
    @sycadelic666 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Casey Rocket gonna have a hard time taking off soon if he keeps blowing up in weight like he does. I don’t know if he’ll have enough thrust to riff himself into space. Might just have to crab walk off stage right

  • @stonewallsquad3343
    @stonewallsquad3343 Před 3 měsíci +1

    No disrespect but I just don't get it man. It's not like he's not funny at times, but how does someone show up to a show just for this?

  • @Brrrax21
    @Brrrax21 Před 5 měsíci

    Crystal lsd, a dab will do ya!

    • @KootsD
      @KootsD Před 5 měsíci +1

      is that a thing? I've only ever seen paper or liquid.

    • @jbayley6963
      @jbayley6963 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@KootsD if you've ever been near Crystal LSD you'll feel the power from it. Buzzes like a stalker anomaly type sheeeet

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@KootsDBasically, no. This person wanted to sound cool. You'll find tabs and geltabs of acid that were made or it comes in liquid form. You basically never, ever see crystals. It's active in a microdosage form and is a strong psychedelic. Using crystal form is just asking for trouble.

  • @Tobikoyum7
    @Tobikoyum7 Před 3 měsíci

    The fact that he can even remember how to speak english out of his mouth is a Christmas miracle.

  • @natalia-grace
    @natalia-grace Před 3 měsíci +3

    Comedy ?

    • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
      @user-jc8ez9iw2j Před 3 měsíci

      Meh, more bullying that other sad adults jumped on
      Gosh forbid u have fun unless its me. Thats where it comes from. None of thise was a giggle. It was resentment.

  • @aliely5587
    @aliely5587 Před 3 měsíci

    Cant even hear what hes saying

  • @bradfordeffingleigh96669
    @bradfordeffingleigh96669 Před 4 měsíci

    That’s some weak acid

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 Před 3 měsíci

      It's a comedy show haha. Was probably a joke, I highly doubt he's on some cid.

    • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
      @user-jc8ez9iw2j Před 3 měsíci

      Hat guys was pulsing for a failed comedian ​@@enjoi62137

  • @ratpuffshow7650
    @ratpuffshow7650 Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ehhhh

  • @daltonnewquist2962
    @daltonnewquist2962 Před 2 lety +1

    Funny shit

  • @SARASUKSMYKOK
    @SARASUKSMYKOK Před 4 měsíci

    GHEY

  • @12lilacbushes
    @12lilacbushes Před 3 měsíci

    I know He thinks it's funny..but no one knows cuz its in his own head!!! I have seen Him on Joe rogan...and well I guess its not my thing

  • @ross49452
    @ross49452 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Yeah right u ate lsd powder

    • @baalgaang1925
      @baalgaang1925 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Some ppl just put a few drops in fun dip baggies and mix it up. Hence the putting a stick in the bag

    • @enjoi62137
      @enjoi62137 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@baalgaang1925Yeah, which would be liquid and not powder. LSD in other forms like powder is rarely ever seen.

  • @randygreen6652
    @randygreen6652 Před 4 měsíci +1

    When is the funny part?

  • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
    @user-jc8ez9iw2j Před 3 měsíci

    Boooooo this stinks

  • @dogma7346
    @dogma7346 Před 4 měsíci

    if u leave a good shit in the toilet for long enoughi it becomes a diamond, and that is how i feel about your career ,Casey

  • @hammbass6879
    @hammbass6879 Před rokem +2

    "Flonase and Methadone" Hah Get'em Crab.

  • @BirdiePierce
    @BirdiePierce Před 4 měsíci

    when yer brain feels so small, if you projected it like a filmstrip from gradeschool onto the edge of a razor blade - it seems like a freight train speeding down a four lane highway into a field of green and hair like stimuli ... and then there's a seed .. and water is on the way .. before sprouting to reform said brain so you can finish yesterdays thought .. all spills away into a puddle mirror image of yesterdays unfinished thoughts .. again and again. 😶

  • @ISmellLikeASexyGuy
    @ISmellLikeASexyGuy Před 9 měsíci +3

    tough crowd

    • @user-jc8ez9iw2j
      @user-jc8ez9iw2j Před 3 měsíci

      More like poor side gig with an akward forward belly body language. No wonder he deleted this comment i made.