Defending My Poly Bridge Honor

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  • čas přidán 26. 05. 2020
  • Nothing's better than a little competition in bridge game. This is just a small taste of what you're going to see in Poly Bridge 2. See you guys all at the stream tomorrow!
    Edited by: Tyler
    Poly Bridge is a strategy bridge building game where you have to use physics and TRIANGLES to build the cheapest bridge that cars can make it across. Safety is not required. Solve all the puzzles to win!
    New to the channel? These links will help:
    Twitch: / aliensrock
    Twitter: / aliensrock50
    Discord: / discord
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Komentáře • 487

  • @Aliensrock
    @Aliensrock  Před 4 lety +752

    Missing the context? This video is a must watch: czcams.com/video/diqkcPnPIDA/video.html
    Otherwise, I'm streaming the release of Poly Bridge 2 tomorrow on Twitch! Going live at 1:30 PM U.S. Central Time / 2:30 PM U.S. Eastern Time, you won't want to miss these bridges.

    • @yellowskrub
      @yellowskrub Před 4 lety +2

      Woop Ploy Bridge 2!

    • @soneyfurry
      @soneyfurry Před 4 lety +2

      I can still remember "its just a bridge, what could go wrong?"

    • @saxo689
      @saxo689 Před 4 lety +2

      Are you gonna stream on youtube or twitch?

    • @yellowskrub
      @yellowskrub Před 4 lety +3

      @@saxo689 Twitch

    • @kaloyanbg2799
      @kaloyanbg2799 Před 4 lety +2

      POLY BRIDGE 2 YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

  • @CatOnACell
    @CatOnACell Před 4 lety +2735

    I believe EUNICE finds joy in playtesting. What better way to call attention to glitches than having all the leaderboards in all caps.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries Před 4 lety +183

      Yeah, its like watching speedrunners break games just to see whats possible :D Very enjoyable.

    • @jobofett5947
      @jobofett5947 Před 4 lety +25

      Plot twist u r EUNICE jk I don’t know

    • @DoReMeDesign
      @DoReMeDesign Před 4 lety +29

      I don't know chief it seems like Eunice just really wants to have his name at no 1 and is willing to go to any lengths to do so

    • @kadragon3764
      @kadragon3764 Před 4 lety +24

      @@jobofett5947 plot twist. Eunice actually commented on this video. So no, this guy isn't Eunice

    • @knightbread
      @knightbread Před 4 lety +1

      @@DoReMeDesign your just angry lol

  • @mr.potato7791
    @mr.potato7791 Před 4 lety +1775

    Man I’m happy that actual bridge builders aren’t like this

    • @ploopybear
      @ploopybear Před 4 lety +414

      99.9% joint stress... Perfect design.

    • @gengarisnotinsmash...
      @gengarisnotinsmash... Před 4 lety +134

      I actually have heard that most real life engineers design things to hold ten times the amount of weight that it would normally need to hold.

    • @aronseptianto8142
      @aronseptianto8142 Před 4 lety +45

      @@gengarisnotinsmash... there's a reason over engineering is often seen as a problem

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Před 4 lety +90

      "The bridge broke, but I re-built it with the exact same design dozens of times to get it to work."
      "Also, where did our 100 thousand dollars go? What do you mean, it went into bridges that collapsed?"

    • @CanyonF
      @CanyonF Před 4 lety +85

      @@aronseptianto8142 i'd much rather drive on a road that can support 100x my weight than one that'll be crushed if someone packs too much onto their roof next to me and kills us all

  • @meinert202
    @meinert202 Před 4 lety +3500

    When I did my bridge I actually purposely tried to get 3rd so you wouldn’t lose your spot...

    • @Aliensrock
      @Aliensrock  Před 4 lety +916

      Was curious actually! What did your bridge look like?

    • @MsRagerWasTaken
      @MsRagerWasTaken Před 4 lety +293

      That is... what I define a *reverse* commitment, haha

    • @meinert202
      @meinert202 Před 4 lety +649

      I did use a falling road at the start but I had the second car push the first up with a little bumper hit and the end bit was a lot more curved. Like a quarter of a circle

    • @sansationaltom5517
      @sansationaltom5517 Před 4 lety +15

      haha hello buddy

    • @liamschuster7683
      @liamschuster7683 Před 4 lety +76

      Absolute madlad

  • @JAY-zf6jw
    @JAY-zf6jw Před 4 lety +626

    Imagine doing this in real life, the budget is $25,000 and you say “4000” then you cut the bridge in half and decide to leave a bit of road on the side, then the people who are supposed to test the bridge are like ”are you sure this is safe?” And you say “maybe” and then it actually works

    • @desertkil
      @desertkil Před 4 lety +111

      "it works 1 in 6 times, every time"

    • @GregHolland368
      @GregHolland368 Před 4 lety +76

      "Are you sure its safe?"
      "Its rock solid, its only 99.3% joint stress, I could push it by at least .6% more"

    • @icanseeumad
      @icanseeumad Před 4 lety +9

      That is basically how it works, although the engineering companies are not going for 99% stress :D but they are trying to do the strongest/most aesthetic desing for the money and using everything they can in the process

    • @Opanker_
      @Opanker_ Před 4 lety +9

      If this was in real life The car would explode on landing

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile Před 4 lety +17

      most people would be slightly taken aback at the point where you describe to them how - first off - they need to be hit by falling pieces of road

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries Před 4 lety +573

    *"Adobe Photoshop has taken the lead..."*
    Yeah, that doesnt sound suspicious at all lol

  • @hulfe2514
    @hulfe2514 Před 4 lety +748

    I love that he doesn't just accept other people beating his record, but also congratulates them!

    • @sollysion
      @sollysion Před 4 lety +9

      Yeah, even towards a dude who cheated his first place for most levels.. which isn't cool. Tyler good guy

    • @Jack-tu5zf
      @Jack-tu5zf Před 4 lety +9

      Do you not do this? I just think this is all chill but pretty mediocre. Most people competing get proud of other for their success

    • @Broso56
      @Broso56 Před 4 lety +5

      @@Jack-tu5zf a lot do, but a lot are like "oh my records stolen, lets get it back" and move on, which is normal.

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 Před 4 lety

      They way I see it, throughout this time they kept holding a gun to each other's head. A WATER gun.

    • @mrtuxedo1467
      @mrtuxedo1467 Před 4 lety +19

      @@sollysion Eunice used glitches and errors in the game, not cheats.

  • @jeromefournier9667
    @jeromefournier9667 Před 4 lety +120

    I imagine an actual engineer making this bridge "Simulations show that it falls apart 9 out of 10 times but it's 90$ cheaper than the closest other option, it is the most optimized design possible!"

  • @TristinBailey
    @TristinBailey Před 4 lety +153

    8:43
    The solution has been revealed to us all, it was right under our noses.
    Just stop using road, it's weak and expensive.

  • @Joqu1nn
    @Joqu1nn Před 4 lety +310

    “Overall stress percentage of the design.. 97.8% this mean I still got room to work with 2 WHOLE PERCENT!”
    @Aliensrock too close to home..

    • @breadspy5974
      @breadspy5974 Před 4 lety +4

      I was watching another youtuber play this and he got 99.9% stress percentage

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 Před 4 lety

      Go big or go home

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +500

    Alienrock: (Gets the world record)
    Eunice: *I'm about to end this man's entire career*

  • @MadcapMachinations
    @MadcapMachinations Před 4 lety +38

    I find it amusing that DangerouslyFunny's advice of just stick random pieces of road down to cause the physics to change is top tier advice

  • @andyneal7937
    @andyneal7937 Před 4 lety +349

    When's the record progression video, SummoningSalt?

    • @lll2676
      @lll2676 Před 4 lety +2

      +

    • @607racing
      @607racing Před 4 lety +1

      Hahaha

    • @alansmithee419
      @alansmithee419 Před 4 lety +8

      Now that you mention it, it is slightly unfortunate that he only does speedrunning.

    • @Nefariousbig
      @Nefariousbig Před 4 lety +18

      And then... On the 27th of May 2020... this happened *indulgent 80s aesthetic intensifies*

    • @Heinous303
      @Heinous303 Před 4 lety +6

      _HOME starts playing_

  • @pianopfp1907
    @pianopfp1907 Před 4 lety +588

    I need to sleep right now...
    But first, I need to see if he gets his record back.

  • @wulfieonline745
    @wulfieonline745 Před 4 lety +11

    Gotta appreciate EUNICE's sportsmanship on this. Instead of destroying the record through glitching the game for a cheap victory, they made a fair attempt beating the record normally (allowing this video to be a thing)

  • @cephery8482
    @cephery8482 Před 4 lety +65

    First vid: only one person has ever managed to get this lower than 5k
    Second vid: getting it under 4K

  • @hazard7732
    @hazard7732 Před 4 lety +134

    Tyler: I knew exactly what changes I needed to make
    Also Tyler: *dozens of clips of failures in background

  • @TheLazyComet
    @TheLazyComet Před 4 lety +64

    eyyyy! my old ass solution from literally years ago still holds top 15. at the rate this level is being fought over, not for long though

  • @ezraross6792
    @ezraross6792 Před 4 lety +167

    This is more entertaining then anything on Netflix

  • @BandanaDrummer95
    @BandanaDrummer95 Před 4 lety +14

    PolyBridge's physics engine is completely deterministic. It's the conversion from drawing to modeling, however, that isn't deterministic and is what causes random behavior. Here's hoping that the fix for PolyBridge 2 isn't chaotically deterministic and gives wildly different results by shifting a joint a pixel or two

  • @theaverageman644
    @theaverageman644 Před 4 lety +17

    11:48 That Bird At The Top Right Do Be Viben Doe... 😏

  • @Sauspreme
    @Sauspreme Před 4 lety +139

    Isn't joint stress metric just the *max* joint stress metric? So if only 1 joint hits 99 but the rest are at 10%, wouldn't that mean there is still a butt ton of optimizing to be done? Like I feel it just shows how close you were to breaking and not how close you were to optimal

    • @MrSeanconnory
      @MrSeanconnory Před 4 lety +40

      Not really when also trying to be money efficient. You have 2 options when optimizing; either having a balanced load like you're suggesting which also tends to be costly or have lost cost build but one or two components take the brunt of the load and the other pieces are supporting. You can redesign those high stress pieces with muscles, adding rope, or other methods but you end up spending more to reduce the stress.

    • @barto22
      @barto22 Před 4 lety +18

      there's the problem where some joints are dependent on other joints being stable, so you can't put all joints at 99% because some would collapse

    • @btf_flotsam478
      @btf_flotsam478 Před 4 lety +2

      It's not really viable to have one part at 90% stress and another at 110%.

    • @Sauspreme
      @Sauspreme Před 4 lety +2

      @@MrSeanconnory fair enough, so it is a reliable way to tell how optimized your bridge is?

    • @alexjackson3345
      @alexjackson3345 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Sauspreme it's the best way because if a single piece breaks but the bridge doesnt collapse that means you most likely dont need that piece

  • @aggammer3485
    @aggammer3485 Před 4 lety +17

    Imagine driving up that bridge and then suddenly sneezing

  • @Meepanator-qn2gd
    @Meepanator-qn2gd Před 4 lety +74

    After seeing this in my inbox and looking at it long and hard I can say one thing about it:
    It is a video

    • @goldenfish5390
      @goldenfish5390 Před 4 lety +1

      Jacob johnson I haven’t seen an actually video from tyler since he played BTD battles. Only edited stream clips.

    • @camrendilbeck
      @camrendilbeck Před 4 lety

      Th is is is tr ue

    • @thomasfisher3083
      @thomasfisher3083 Před 4 lety

      Can't confirm, will get back to you after testing

    • @Meepanator-qn2gd
      @Meepanator-qn2gd Před 4 lety

      @@thomasfisher3083 dude you gotta trust me man. I did the calculations and researched everything I could and I am at least 80% sure that this is, in fact, a video

    • @thomasfisher3083
      @thomasfisher3083 Před 4 lety

      @@Meepanator-qn2gd I'll trust you when my eyes show me that this is a video. So far, you are correct. But the results haven't been conclusive enough.

  • @skipio957
    @skipio957 Před 4 lety +7

    It's refreshing to actually watch someone who knows what they're doing.

  • @Liquid_Galaxy
    @Liquid_Galaxy Před 4 lety +53

    Aliensrock is just applying salt to eunice’s wound

  • @ruvicseno955
    @ruvicseno955 Před 4 lety

    F

  • @NormalWeeb.
    @NormalWeeb. Před 4 lety +62

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly
    He got his record bacc

  • @EmilJorgensen05
    @EmilJorgensen05 Před 4 lety +5

    Great video! Exited to see you play Poly Bridge 2!

  • @josiahsimmons9866
    @josiahsimmons9866 Před rokem

    Hey Tyler! I really love the storytelling you had in this video, it'd be cool if you could do more like this!

  • @slimyboyit806
    @slimyboyit806 Před 3 lety +1

    Man seeing 2 geniuses trying to beat each other on a game is just awesome . And I actually dk how smart this guys can be )-)

  • @darkmanycz
    @darkmanycz Před 4 lety +4

    Eunice: Finally! A worthy opponent!
    Our battle, will be LEGENDARY!

  • @maxhaibara8828
    @maxhaibara8828 Před 4 lety +9

    Congratulations, Professor Aliensrock, Ph.D. in Poly Bridge Optimization

  • @coatedbadger9347
    @coatedbadger9347 Před 4 lety +1

    So many ready player one vibes from this video. Great job Tyler

  • @sodiboo
    @sodiboo Před 4 lety +3

    this video gives me a lot of great potato war vibes, which is a great movie btw 10/10 would recommend

    • @GosuAmply
      @GosuAmply Před 4 lety +1

      I too also get "The Great Potato War" vibes from this video. However, the one I watched is a video by the channel called "Technoblade". I did not know there was also a movie of the same name. Could you provide me some links that contain or has information pertaining to the movie mentioned in your comment? I am curious to see what it is about.

  • @Lequish
    @Lequish Před 4 lety

    This guy has some mad skill, and patience. I dont know about you, but i wouldve gave up at my 2nd failed bridge. Good video man!

  • @Dr0ppy
    @Dr0ppy Před 4 lety +1

    This feels like a speedrun documentary. Still very entertaining!

  • @Xyxyoler
    @Xyxyoler Před 4 lety +18

    Great content

  • @watercushion
    @watercushion Před 4 lety +1

    Great storytelling. Well done!

  • @ayyjxyy262
    @ayyjxyy262 Před 4 lety +3

    I love watching the hawk going in circles

  • @kitoscamilleri7731
    @kitoscamilleri7731 Před 4 lety

    Keep us updated. And well done. Great job below 4k. You are the king

  • @mantislove
    @mantislove Před 4 lety

    I've never watched a poly bridge video before, but I got recommended this and I love it?

  • @breadspy5974
    @breadspy5974 Před 4 lety

    I love the parrot just flying around in the top right corner

  • @Boy314
    @Boy314 Před 4 lety

    this saga is great. loving it haha

  • @realcamzyy4084
    @realcamzyy4084 Před 4 lety

    I love falling asleep to your vids so goodnight bro 💓

  • @gametheory3458
    @gametheory3458 Před 4 lety +23

    10:14 sponsored by dollar shave club.

    • @coolfool121
      @coolfool121 Před 4 lety +1

      I saw your comment exactly when that happened

  • @ThatWaddlezMusic
    @ThatWaddlezMusic Před 4 lety

    i just found this channel about ten minuets ago.
    I am defiantly going to watch the stream tomorrow.

  • @ahoy1014
    @ahoy1014 Před 4 lety +4

    Can't wait for the Summoning Salt documentary

  • @yamo96
    @yamo96 Před 4 lety

    i personally prefer the stream highlights tipe of vid, but this recorded commentary style is getting kinda cute. keep it up!

  • @DoReMeDesign
    @DoReMeDesign Před 4 lety

    Damn I'm very much liking this series

  • @daveyking2233
    @daveyking2233 Před 4 lety +8

    The last time I was this early, aliensrock Still uploaded besiege

  • @sqidter6913
    @sqidter6913 Před 4 lety +118

    Challenge: do twitch plays poly bridge

    • @poopmcpants
      @poopmcpants Před 4 lety +5

      Laze_sqidter would love to see that

    • @lunacrook9755
      @lunacrook9755 Před 4 lety +5

      cursed

    • @spenjaminn3846
      @spenjaminn3846 Před 4 lety +5

      That would be a disaster

    • @Koolkyle7
      @Koolkyle7 Před 4 lety +7

      @@spenjaminn3846 twitch plays anything is a disaster

    • @Wither-xj5cp
      @Wither-xj5cp Před 4 lety +2

      @@Koolkyle7 true especially poly bridge because twitch chat is small brain whereas Tyler is big brain

  • @iancrone2906
    @iancrone2906 Před 4 lety +1

    You, my friend... you, are one outstanding man.

  • @thenorfnonly3486
    @thenorfnonly3486 Před 4 lety +1

    “I can take a pre-existing bridge and shave the *SHIT* out of it.”

  • @olbeans
    @olbeans Před 4 lety +3

    The leaderboard part was like the plot of ready player one

  • @noellefinch6807
    @noellefinch6807 Před 4 lety +1

    this is like a much more lowkey summoning salt video

  • @FinlayPacks
    @FinlayPacks Před 4 lety

    at 8:43 actually wood is weaker than road, but it has 1/9 the weight, which is why it is better for building bridges usually, but technically road is stronger, its sometimes used for land braces e.g

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 Před 4 lety +31

    Just wait until someone gets a $0 bridge..

    • @obeeked1385
      @obeeked1385 Před 4 lety +1

      t i m e t o g e t - 1 s c o r e

    • @BowieProYT
      @BowieProYT Před 4 lety +3

      Not possible on this level (at least with EUNICE’s glitch)

  • @extol2247
    @extol2247 Před 4 lety

    Good job. I hope to see it be a great battle.

  • @he3004
    @he3004 Před 4 lety +1

    Former world record holder beats the world record holder by optimizing other former world record holders design

  • @Orygiri
    @Orygiri Před 4 lety

    You tell stories so well, man

  • @apudnos
    @apudnos Před 4 lety

    Tyler has gone crazy over these bridges

  • @weebeeboi4303
    @weebeeboi4303 Před 4 lety

    I like this editing style of the video

  • @rodtal123
    @rodtal123 Před 4 lety

    New drink game, everybody drinks when he say "Optmize"

  • @chef9830
    @chef9830 Před 4 lety +2

    I love how he didn’t feel good about only optimizing the first places design, when that was just what the other guy did.

  • @pigizoid9924
    @pigizoid9924 Před rokem +1

    we could just use the 3 roads perfectly timed to slap the cars across correctly
    then when the middle car hits its stop mid flight and falls in using a perfectly accurate road hit
    we use the forth road to hit it back the other direction and into the hole

  • @short600
    @short600 Před 4 lety

    "not gonna I have to have a laugh at how fucked up this is" had a good laugh at this

  • @Imboredlol
    @Imboredlol Před 4 lety

    Nice documentary

  • @robertklein5966
    @robertklein5966 Před 4 lety +6

    Me: tired
    Also me: I Don't need sleep, I need answers

  • @sandisefer
    @sandisefer Před 4 lety +1

    Somebody get this man a poly bridge degree

  • @markmeyer8077
    @markmeyer8077 Před 4 lety

    The return of the king

  • @centdemeern1
    @centdemeern1 Před 4 lety

    A wonderful day to you too, looking forward to tomorrow!

  • @nathanlang1640
    @nathanlang1640 Před 4 lety

    God the DL is going to have one hell of a time writing out your fine

  • @bumblepiggi
    @bumblepiggi Před 4 lety

    these type of bids are the best

  • @teaman8419
    @teaman8419 Před 4 lety

    I really liked this video :)

  • @yourmomlol5957
    @yourmomlol5957 Před 4 lety +3

    We're watching a documentary about someone on the internet building bridges in a video game

  • @pixels._.
    @pixels._. Před 4 lety +11

    'Eunice' - google: 'Yunis'

  • @veronicaguerreropantza7545

    His uploads schedule questions my existence

  • @ousscarl881
    @ousscarl881 Před 4 lety +1

    I feel like a proud dad even though I haven't helped you at all lmao

  • @miletilblight2181
    @miletilblight2181 Před 4 lety

    Hey look alienrock pulling a zuko
    He must redeem his honor

  • @auraseer
    @auraseer Před 4 lety

    Can’t wait for this to blow up

  • @tammiste8049
    @tammiste8049 Před 4 lety +1

    Would like to see more of Talos Principle!

  • @przemysawraj7793
    @przemysawraj7793 Před 4 lety +1

    This is the best anime i've ever seen

  • @ultrablack7271
    @ultrablack7271 Před 3 lety

    PB players: This is greatly optimized!
    Non PB players: I see no difference between the bridges; it must be RNG.

  • @johngiuliani5789
    @johngiuliani5789 Před 4 lety

    Now this is a pog video.

  • @-s678-9
    @-s678-9 Před 4 lety

    That honor is yours

  • @akiramisaki9187
    @akiramisaki9187 Před 4 lety

    Saying he cant think that the bridges cant get any better, and i was thinking about Trackmania xD

  • @chubbersnuckles8484
    @chubbersnuckles8484 Před 4 lety

    Forgot this channel existed also forgot your name was dildobike im at a family gathering with my headphones on listening and i start laughing then my whole family looks at me... thanks

  • @herbert_shnerbert
    @herbert_shnerbert Před 4 lety +1

    Eunice will always be too good for us

  • @Cscuile
    @Cscuile Před 4 lety +1

    Eunice reminds me of Matt Turk from Punch Out. (He was a legend who held WRs for many years while a whole community struggled to beat them)

  • @christophermoore6110
    @christophermoore6110 Před 4 lety

    Congrats!

  • @LeopardDrager
    @LeopardDrager Před 4 lety

    Is this my science class

  • @arthurwolff
    @arthurwolff Před 4 lety +3

    Absolute chad

  • @mackmack849
    @mackmack849 Před 4 lety +1

    Eunice the chad is back

  • @SellusionStar
    @SellusionStar Před 4 lety

    Is rope stronger in holding pull force, than wood and is it cheaper?

  • @daguido742
    @daguido742 Před 4 lety

    When the protagonist and the rival team up to beat the op villain

  • @konradzaleski860
    @konradzaleski860 Před 4 lety +8

    i was literally like saying to myself just use 3 roads bro

  • @looweeiss
    @looweeiss Před 4 lety

    Imagjne tryna cross a bridge irl then suddenly a piece of road just smacks ur car and u flip but miraculously just end up on the other side

  • @CharNatorn
    @CharNatorn Před 4 lety

    Now i know who d-bike is