I remember a joke. A trainer of crocs did the same thing, even sticking his head in the cross mouth,and the croc kept his mouth wide open, next the trainer hitthe crocs head again, then stuck his penis in the croc's mouth hit him on the head and again the croc just kept his mouth open. The audience was absolutely amazed by this!! The trainer said to the audience, " Anyone here brave enough to try this?" A skinny little gay guy stood up and yelled " I'll do it as long as you don't hit me on the head so hard" !!
His commentary is all over the place. It also sounded like he said that the alligator slapped the crocodile over here with a shovel. Just a poorly communicated thought all around.
@victoriascarpa9756 it's not necessarily the strength of the bite. They will immediately barrel roll with your ass in their mouth until you're smashed up and drowned.
@@chloechoi0604those things are tanks with legs, its definitely fine after a bonk with a shovel, especially when the alternative is it just outright killing you
Imagine you are stuck in a room with 50 other people and the caretaker throws gummies at us every now then. I too will go after that guy. This Croc was evolving
Looks like they might be outside. I think it could just be a "don't feed the animals" situation and now they're dependent. Though, I've really got no clue. Idk where that is.
"Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?" "Basically - kind of a big deal!" "Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people." "I'm a force a' nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
Or the crocodile might have said, " This guy looks like a tasty snack, I think I'll eat him instead". I don't think he wanted to eat the crap the guy threw in the water anyway.
“Hey man, I just wanted to say how thankful I am-“
**flashbang**
Awww
God damn
when you put it like that bro it's just sad 😔
That’s what I thought
Damn and I thought I just learned a defense strat against a dangerous animal when all it could be asking is for directions or something
The expression on that Crocodile's face was the pure image of pain.
it was like the crocodile whackamole game in the arcades back in the day lol
Lmfao fr
@@devpac7861 lmao great comment. I loved them games as a kid at Chuck-E-Cheese 🍕. 😆
@@devpac7861 whack-a-dile!! What a great game idea!!
I remember a joke. A trainer of crocs did the same thing, even sticking his head in the cross mouth,and the croc kept his mouth wide open, next the trainer hitthe crocs head again, then stuck his penis in the croc's mouth hit him on the head and again the croc just kept his mouth open. The audience was absolutely amazed by this!! The trainer said to the audience, " Anyone here brave enough to try this?" A skinny little gay guy stood up and yelled " I'll do it as long as you don't hit me on the head so hard" !!
“Appreciate the love and food, you da G.O.A.-“
*life flashes before his eyes*
😂😂
*hey I’m so thankful for the food- OOOWWW DUDE WHAT THe FRICK
You took inspiration from the top comment or copied it and changed it a lil
@@ChikenPoxx no I had the idea in my head since I watched it I just didn’t put it down cause there were so many comments
@@ChikenPoxxwho cares it's a youtube comment
My man went from "Feeding the crocodile" to "hitting the gator"
His commentary is all over the place. It also sounded like he said that the alligator slapped the crocodile over here with a shovel. Just a poorly communicated thought all around.
Feeding crocodile and and hitting a GATOR is wild
That croc was only wanting to get closer to the guy to talk about his car's expired extended warranty.
are we not getting tired of this joke???
overused
😂😂
@@idontwannatypeaname not all of us
Stop the Lies man❌
“Hey man, I just wanted to say thank you for feeding my ki-“
The guy: *BONK*
💀💀💀
😂😂😂
😆😆
If only animals could talk 😞😞😞
🤣🤣
He never took eyes of him, he was always the prey
I noticed that too and the buddy's next to him had the same plot. They were just going to see if he was successful.
He eats chicken everyday, he was thinking today was the day for some bloody rare steak, a shovel to the head brought him back to reality.
🥄
Why do we have to have videos like this where someone is talking? I don’t give a shit what he thinks that guy is gonna get more views in this idiot
Notice they are both the older and wiser looking crocks
Nahh alligator thought he was the main character with that walk
The guy was the main import of florida
It’s a crocodile,in the snout and the video title and everything
He’s been watching too much jojo’s bizarre adventure lately
That’s just how they walk
@@TrainLizard It's an alligator, look at the snout, it's U shaped
Smart crocodile. He's like, "All of you go fight over that one piece of meat while I get this one to myself."
Smart? He wanted to eat the hand feeding him. A big meal once vs smaller meals for a lifetime? I know what's the smart choice.
Lol not smart enough to see that he had a big shovel in his hand.
Fr. Kinda scary how it didn't diverge its attention once during the whole video. It knew what it wanted from the start
@@sylvesterjohnson1704 you really think he thinks alot of " your hand feedin him? he will feed himself with your hand
@@sylvesterjohnson1704uhhh please stop treating crocs the same as domesticated animals💀
I just need 1% of this man’s confidence
This is not confidence this is stupid.
Right?
that's not confidence my man.
@@gomezalejandrogsurvival reflex
Thats probably just apathy
"One of the crocodiles wanted to eat some else"💀☠️💀
??
the way he said it too made it sound worse 💀
He wanted to eat someone else
Should I edit the crocodile moaning? 😊
what is something else ? 👀 i like this guy bro seem genuine but his lips look like he be on tht “sumn else” tip to
Bro shared his intrusive thoughts at the end 💀
😂
"Hey bro, I appreciate you feeding my friends and family and I just wanted to say-"
B O N K!
😭😭😭
We all saw top comment
We all saw the top comment
😆 🤣 😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀
“You lookin kinda yummy today”
2 seconds later: BONG
😭🤨📸
😑😰😂😂😂😂
AHHH
“You lookin like a snack”
Like Tokka from Turtles 2.
Rahzar: "Bang."
Tokka: "Oww."
Rahzar: "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Pro Tip: NEVER take your eyes off of a croc that's close. They are very fast, very aggressive, and are always waiting for a guard to drop
Yeah dont they have the hardest bite in the world???
@@victoriascarpa9756 That might belong to hippos, but I could be wrong.
Nah, you were right. It's between saltwater crocodiles and Great white sharks.
@victoriascarpa9756 it's not necessarily the strength of the bite. They will immediately barrel roll with your ass in their mouth until you're smashed up and drowned.
Also, never smile at a crocodile.
Croc like: Why you ain throw it toward the front bro?🐊
🤣🤣
The way he slid down the hill with his mouth open like he's shock or offended got me 🤣🤣
He probably wanted to Express his gratitude
That is not funny because that is animal cruelty
@@chloechoi0604 I mean what else would you do if a crocodile was heading towards you
@@chloechoi0604those things are tanks with legs, its definitely fine after a bonk with a shovel, especially when the alternative is it just outright killing you
@@chloechoi0604 what else would u expect him to do, talk to it and pet it?
“ aye bro I appreciate u lookin out for my famil- “* BONK*
I-
🤣🤣
Poor baby,
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
“hey, man, just wanna say thank you for taking care of me and my s-”
**B O N K**
Lol
😂😂
Why is everyone copying the top comment
@@CZcamsFromMexicoikr why is everyone copying the top comment
LOL
Crocodile: Hey look, food is throwing our food
The feeder had to beat that croc back to default settings 😩
😂😂 underrated comment
You've made my evening 🤣🤣🤣
This comment. I’m dyingggg😂😂😂😭….. sometimes this is needed🤷♀️
He just paused the process.exe to buy some time as the croc was already on default settings.
haha
It’s a good thing you narrated. I never would have figured out what’s going on.
His narration gave me ear herpes.
🤣🤣 ... he's sweet though
@@nini.xo.1 he is the anti-christ.
I mean it's not that big of a deal
Ok.
Imagine you are stuck in a room with 50 other people and the caretaker throws gummies at us every now then. I too will go after that guy. This Croc was evolving
😂😂
Good point
maybe gummies are what the embalmers are calling CLOTS
And then it got smacked back to reality
Looks like they might be outside. I think it could just be a "don't feed the animals" situation and now they're dependent. Though, I've really got no clue. Idk where that is.
Actually more than one crocodile wanted to eat something else 😂😂 but only one of them had the courage to make a move 😄😄
Nah he was actually trying to thank him for feeding his friends only to get hit in the head
“Hey bro you’re a legend thank you for feeding us gimme this-“ *B O N K*
“Ow, what the fuck man.”
Lol
💀
@@mrnotsovillain8099Welcome to paradise, my child.
Lol! Someone said "Ay man, you are the G.O.A.T I just wanted to personally shake your ha-."😂😂
I like how the croc is like “wtf dude I thought we were chill” at the end
Bro nah man that's not correct
@@Mizumi22 bruh op comment wym
@@baziljawad8714 nah man's was tryna catch a quick body 💀
we need that one guy who voices over funny animal clips to voice over this one.
Ha-ha davis 😂
Bro gave the croc some brain damage even the one next to him was flabbergasted 😭😭😭
Bro I rewatched it and I started to die after seeing the other crocodile go 😦
@@ILoveLayschips ME TOO💀😭😭
Bonk
Love the calm way he spanked the Croc on the nose & it complied.
Complied, that mofo acted like he stumped it's toe
Me too
It wasn't calm
The croc was pretty dramatic tbh
@@Tubbs777 lol
Good thing we have such excellent narration, otherwise we wouldn't know what was happening.
He probably whispered to his friends near him and said “hey bro, I’m going for it.”
Smart gator 😊
@@LilXancheX that's a croc.
😂😂😂 hilarious!!
You ain't lying
Other crocs looking at him being like “dude no”.
Then saw the slap and said “we warned you”.
"Yo man I wanted to say thank you-"
*BONK*
"AUGHHHH"
🤣💀
😂😂
That should be anamation 😂
Uff
💀
My man slapped the alligator out of that crocodile 🐊💀
Edit: Damn 10k likes?! Wtf!
Love y'all yt community ♥️
underrated comment😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao
Only reason I came to the comments was to see if someone made a comment about the mix up
Brilliant 😂
@@realpacothetaco6032 Thanks man 😂🙌
Crocodile: yes I wanna eat boy
Boy say: nuh uh I hit your head whit a metal shovel
"Hey, I'm Jeff and I just wanna thank you for-" *T H W A C K*
lol
666 likes 😈
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
someone beat you to it man.
Looooooolll
Alligator: let me greet this guy he seems nice. Alligator:DAMN I JUST WANTED TO GREET MYSELF
Reality
Alligator: “come greet my mouth”
@@Spazmat1sm nom nom nom
im pretty sure thats a crocodile
@@ironwolfwolf566 mini crawling Godzilla
@@ironwolfwolf566 i d k
Moral of the short don't bite the hand that feeds you
Which people do alot
Well they are out pf their habitat kept captive, not exactly "the hand that feeds you"
huh?
Yes
Feed of the moral, don't short the bite that hands you
Look man he just wanted a simple hug😂
The Croc -
"I'll be back. Remember me tomorrow."
Cringe
@@TannerGoated Give your mom her phone back...
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's exte-"
BONK!
Lmao
The BONK! Did it for me 🤣
"Um... I-I don't even know where to start with you. I mean, do you even know who you're talkin' to? D-Do you have any idea, any idea who I am?"
"Basically - kind of a big deal!"
"Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- [pokes the camera] I hurt people."
"I'm a force a' nature! If you were from where I was from, you'd be f**kin' dead!"
😐🌽🏀
XD
The way he slid down the hill😂
Damn thanks for the like here are some random emoji’s 🌯🐸🌮🩸
😂😂😂
😂😂💀
😂💀💀
bro im seeing u everywhere these days???
@@sj9zs same
Alligator: I'mma eat something else instead of what I got
Man: *shmacks it*
Alligator: *OW MAN WHAT I DO?*
Lol😅😅😅
that gator knows where the food source, so instead he climbed up and not to fight for that tiny food . that croc is intelligent.
He was about to say, "I'll take your entire stock"
Looked like the largest one in the pool ...alpha male...
Except it's not a Croc.... it's a Alligator
Alligator 🐊
Well he lost his intelligence from that smack 😅
The smartest croc there. He knew there was no chance he was getting that little chicken
He was also the biggest if you really pay attention, oh he was sneaky too haha.
so he’s gonna get a bigger chicken
Probably the dumbest you never eat the hands that feeds you who gives you atleast 10% of chance for you to eat
Croc:I just wanted to say hello
“The crocodile” *moments later* “the alligator”
crocerdile
Crocadieal
Crockerdial
ya'll stfu
yeah he looks dumb enuf to say that.
“Dude thanks for feeding us you’re alri-“
*yells gangsters paradise*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Even the croc next to him was surprised😂
Lmaoo
I didn't realize 😂
?!
He was in shock😧
😅😅 I didn't notice that until I read this comment 😂😂😂
"Hey dude I wanna thank you for feeding my family" *S M A C K*
😐 🏸
🐊
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😭
Or the crocodile might have said, " This guy looks like a tasty snack, I think I'll eat him instead". I don't think he wanted to eat the crap the guy threw in the water anyway.
"i saw how the manager treated you the other day and it sucks but i love yo--"
“I’m tired of this Grandpa”
“Well, that’s too damn bad!!”
"Its over crocodile, I have the high ground"
Crocodile: *DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!* “get slap* AHHHHHH
LMAOOOO
LMFAO
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER.
@@Foolkit-r9d Him : atleast I have a pp
“Hey man, I wanna thank you for feeding my fami-“
*AAAAUUUHHHHHH*
LMAOOOOOOO
😂
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said “You welcome” with that shovel.
"who told you to throw that piece of meat that far?"
"you look mighty fine today"
"Back up bitch" *proceeds to hit him with the shovel*
Even the crocs on the right started gossiping like...."Look look look Jerry he going for it" and even starts laughing after he gets bunked lol
This comment had me burst out laughing, thanks for a good laugh
@@abdifitahali7666 were u replying to me or the real comment?
@Dyslexic Mitochondria k, I wont
:crocodile: nah I want something else
:man: *FLASHBANG*
:crocodile: OK NEVER MIND
The way he moved back down like a video game boss whenever you hit them 💀
It’s a hidden Mario level
Bruh this comment 😂
Yeah omg, slides down while blinking
Sorry Mario you’re princess is in a another castle
Bru fr that’s what I thot to
"Yo wassup ma dude I just wanted to ask if you would be here everyday-"
Man: Bonk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Croc: AGGHHHHHHHHHH
@@d3showtime410 croc :AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
699 time to change that
Lol underrated comment
"At this moment he knew, he f■cked up"
*bonk*
☑️
💀
@@MightySparrow6996 *bonk*
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 ok thanks
“Dude, I just wanna say how thankful I am for you-“
**BANG**
My guy croc really said " why wait for the starters when the damn full course meal is right here "
And then gets a huge fuckin *BOINK* !! On the head.
415 likes but no replies? Let me fix that
@@gotobed585 Shut up.
@@gotobed585 bros a life saver
😂
He was like "Nah bruh. You sent that too far over my head. Imma get my own meat!" 😂
He knew what man’s was doing 😂
Sus
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That's not how u treat that poor animal...hes hungry..feed him please
That crocodile was like… “I can’t be fighting for food when there is another food that no one is going after”
😂😂😂😂😂
He recognizes the real steak when he sees one
😂😂😂😂😂
*bonk* *flash* AWWWWW
I love the way it slides down the slope with his mouth open shocked and offended. He only wanted to show his appreciation for the food
Hilarious
Maybe, but I wouldn’t risk it
How You know that?
@@mugz90 hilarious
"Never mess with an Asian"
- Crocodile who got bonk
Underrated comment
These guys are true scumbags. If you go to their shorts channel they abuse their animals
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 we won't 😭
🐊: i eat you
😑: not if i eat you first muddafuka
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 no worries bro I won’t click on that pfp
Dude. The croc didn’t blink at the food thrown. That was the first sign he was interested in yo ass. 😂
I noticed that too. If you closer, it was 3 that didn't move either.
“The crocodile was interested in something else, So the guy decided to smack the Alligator on the head” makes sense
The man pressed a reset button with that shovel. The crocodile quickly said “Sorry Master” and went back in.
"Lesson learned" - 👴🏼
😆
😂😂 Nice comment bruh🔥🥵
Lmao right 😭😭
"bro that human looks juicy"
*Gets hit*
"AAAAAOOOOOUUUUUUGGGHH"
Someone needs to edit the “Luke Skywalker” scream from when he got his hand 🤚🏼 cut off over the gator 🐊 😂
Boink!
“Man I didn’t get a piece. Can you give me 1?-“
*Life flashes before it’s eyes*
“hey man, I just wanted to say thank you so mu-“ BONK
Hahahahahag😅hahaha
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭
Bro acts like as a main character
"Don't bite the hand that feeds" - That Guy
This needs more likes 😂
Amazing
Underaged coment
@@YourComunalOldMan yea I mean it 15 mins old it can't comment yet is underaged
You mean the dawg
Bro calls it a Crocodile, Crocerdile, and an Alligator within 10 seconds
I was hoping somebody else noticed the crocERdile 💀😭
lmaoooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nah it's because they are all crocodiles except for the on he smaked.
Inclusivity 😂
Gator: *We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty.*
Lol
Underated comment
Your girlfriend has been reaching out to grab a my extended wiener
It was a Croc
@@MiniforceRailfanit was a gator
“Thanks man we were so hungry-“
*stay back foul beast BANG*
“Feeding all of these crocodiles”
Bruh, only one of those crocs got that bird and that was barely a snack lmao
💯
Yeah look at all those things you think that would feed them all
Not even crocodiles. Those are aligators. And this dude use term crocodile and aligator for same animal in video....
He more than likely has more food for them, probably off camera
Bruh, do you really think he went out of his way just to throw in one bird? 🙄
“Hey bro was just asking if you have any more food-.”
“Damn man that was hard.”
That channel is full of animal abuse
@@Abcaa its self defence?
@@Abcaa in the video of the crocodile that is not abuse, the crocodile had intentions to kill him
@@Abcaa bruh 💀this guy just called defending yourself from a predator abuse. It’s not a dog you can’t just pet it and give it a treat 😂
crocs talking to each other: "ok now is our chance which 1 of you is going for him?"
croc on the right: "a yo James get this fool"
James: **dies**
@@Lunaticdoesdumstuff fr 💀
@@Dont_click_this_profil3ok
gators*
@@Dont_click_this_profil3 we won’t don’t worry 😭
"Hey man, thanks for feeding us🙂"
*BANG*
"AAAAAH*
*after that smack*
"BRO U DIDNT EVEN LET ME SPEAK😭"
Lol 😂
Let me speak let me speak - Kevin de boner
@@coolkidebm6367💀
Bro took "Dream Big. Do not follow the crowd. Make your own path" to the next level 😂
he took "think outside the box" to another level😂
Make mistakes
*Gets Smacked in the Head* Never Mind
"hey man i think i wanna get my feelings out and express how much you taking care of us-"
man: *BONK*
You didn't see the other three people with like ten thousand likes post the exact same comment?
@@kiracarver988seethee
@@remigijusc2128 🤷
Try not to copy 500 comments above you challange (impossible)
@@kiracarver988 its gonna reach a thousand no worries babe
"Hey dude, tysm for helping me and my homies. You a real o-"
SMACK 💀
"Bro chose a different option.💀"
Fr💀
Croc just wanted his food fresh.
390 likes with no comments? Ima fix that
😂😂
😂😂😂
2
He really just bopped it's head,when it just wanted a hug 😭💀
Yea Hugg the dude with his mouth 😅
Homie said no hug :(
A very tasty hug it will be...
It wanted a bite out of his leg mate 😂
Rip crocodile hug
Notice how he slid back the hands to extend the reach, that man definitely knows how to wield polearms.
He just wanted to run up on stage and hug his hero 😂😂😂
Never meet your heroes. 😂 😂 😂
🤣 Hug him...with his mouth.
Hug him with his teeth 😂
Lol
Lyle the lier
"So he decided to slap the alligator in the head with a shovel"
**Bonk**
**Tom scream**
That’s exactly what I imagined seeing its reaction. 💀
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Well at least one of the first few to think it 😂
It's crocodile not aligator
Loo
He just wanted to talk to him about his car's extended warranty.
Alligators can't speak or drive
@@Kiwiiforfan wait what?!?!?!?
@@johnnybarnett3966 you didn't know?
@@Kiwiiforfan 🤓
@@Kiwiiforfan nah nvm I ain't gonna say nothing no more
" Need *more meat* , ooh a huma- "
* METAL PIPE SOUND *
“I’d like to thank you for giving us this foo-“
“B O N G”
Copied comment
@@syz-lemoonie-2281 i didnt see that comment and genuinely who gives a shit if its copied or not
@@syz-lemoonie-2281some people think alike thats how the mind works. If you don't know that you're slow
“Hey man the food was really goo-“
“Cartoon boing sound fx”
lol
Aw hell naw💀
666 likes
unsafe
Croc just wanted to give him a hug
You serious😐
@@Glitchedchannel666 100%
Yea a hug and a good bite
A final hug
More like the alligator wanted to give him a death roll
That crockodile is like that one zombie that doesn’t follow the crowd but follows the main protagonist
"aye i just wanna say thank you for the food bro, you a real one fr-"
*metal pipe*
LMFAO
Oo
@Anna_Banana00how you hovering
I add metal sound in his video😂😂😂
you’re ripping off the other comment it is cringe :/
Croc was like " Fuck that piece of Nugget !!! I want the whole human chicken" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
severely underrated comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy has no fear, major respect
Lol
Yeah no fear can also be dangerous..
Yeah no fear can also be self-destructive..
Put yourself in that position would you rather be eaten ?
I began to walk out... Then my head hit the shovel. *POW*
As an average Florida man, this is what I have to do daily to feed my gators in my pool
how tf do you keep the methheads and pythons out along with the gators ive got d day over here every morning with this shit
@@CarrieBearCards34 cali is worse for sure
Hell nah i'd rather live alongside Giant spider than pool of gators 😧
As a Florida man. This is relatable
Floridians like to put themselves on a pedestal because they have alligators. Nile and saltwater crocodiles are an ENTIRELY different kettle of fish
That is the LITERAL definition of "Don't bite the hand that feeds you" !
Ha
Would make sense if he was feeding them properly .
Right? Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, or you get the shovel that beats you!
Don't bite the hand that feeds you if it's holding a knife
@@shawonmia2290 🙄🙄