You Had ONE Job! [Part 3]

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  • Part 2: • You Had ONE Job! [Part 2]
    Part 1: • You Had ONE Job!
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  • @-A-Hybrid-Skunk-Productions-
    @-A-Hybrid-Skunk-Productions- Před 7 měsíci +663

    Narrator Sir. I feel sooooo bad for you with all the crap you gotta go through when you do your research. I don't know how you do your job but I'm willing to bet it ain't easy. You have my utmost respect.

    • @dlaminin5398
      @dlaminin5398 Před 7 měsíci +58

      You're such a nice person. I wish a lot of people on earth were like you. I'm pretty sure Jay will be grateful for an understanding person like you. :)

    • @leejones8809
      @leejones8809 Před 7 měsíci +19

      Yeah because look at all those clips

    • @KompheakPen
      @KompheakPen Před 7 měsíci +6

      I meant ure talking about urself that hes gonna go through right? I bet he feels so bad for sure,

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 Před 7 měsíci +11

      There's a team behind the channel name lol, the narrators are only part of it :)

    • @romanchristopherson8503
      @romanchristopherson8503 Před 7 měsíci +4

      No

  • @tofersiefken
    @tofersiefken Před 5 měsíci +46

    As a person who worked in construction retail, the lever doorknobs are sold as either left-handed or right-handed. The boxes are labeled as such. Round doorknobs work for either. Check which side the hinges are on the door and if it is an in-swing or out-swing prior to going to the Home Depot in order to get the correct handing and door thickness for your doorknobs. And no, doors vary in being hollow or solid core, as well as in thickness, width, and height (which is generally 6'8" in the USA as a standard, though other taller sizes are also available, particularly for commercial use).

  • @SchleichHorseLover-yl1ug
    @SchleichHorseLover-yl1ug Před 3 měsíci +18

    The pizza infuriated me. PUT. THE.FRIKEN.SAUSAGE. IN DA DAMN MIDDLE!!!!

  • @songbirdrebel5895
    @songbirdrebel5895 Před 3 měsíci +10

    The ad next to a mirror actually makes it a cool optical illusion.
    If I ever find myself owning a building with that bathroom, I would easily fix that by giving the floor-to-ceiling windows the stained glass treatment. It would provide privacy, and would be aesthetically pleasing.

  • @scottricklaroque7428
    @scottricklaroque7428 Před 7 měsíci +166

    I seriously love this channel. The narrator is the best of any channel, I had people staring at me like I had slap lost my freaking mind when the boneless donuts came up, I mean, it was funny regardless, but the way the narrator reacted had me laughing way too much and too hard. That is until a nurse came over to see what was wrong and I backed it up for her to see then she started howling in laughter causing more to come over, I had to back it up and replay it four times but it was totally worth it, everyone was laughing like mad. I'm sure y'all got several new subscribers from that. I mean, this channel is always funny, the highlight of most days, but today was the funniest group I can recall in recent memory. Give Egbert a raise! He more than deserves one.

    • @BeAmazed
      @BeAmazed  Před 7 měsíci +78

      you, my friend, just made my day - thank you for the lovely comment! Hope you all had a good giggle, and Egbert says hi

    • @Friendship1nmillion
      @Friendship1nmillion Před 7 měsíci +9

      ​@@BeAmazedAnd it's hilarious that on the footage of the hotel mailboxes 📬 that the number 2 is repeated TWICE 🤦 . ♑️✍️🇳🇴🇦🇺

    • @cypherglitch
      @cypherglitch Před 7 měsíci

      now we know what they do with the foreskin after circumcising someone

    • @camandobiscuits653
      @camandobiscuits653 Před 7 měsíci

      BRUUUUUH I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT @@Friendship1nmillion

    • @pAcoAppu
      @pAcoAppu Před 7 měsíci +1

      Not good

  • @AJ-ii4tf
    @AJ-ii4tf Před 4 měsíci +54

    That "boneless" donut reminded me of working at Wal-Mart. I was an inventory associate that worked primarily in the backroom. I noticed a pallet with a hand written label that read "vakums." I was more upset by that than amused. Especially when I found out someone in management had done that.
    Fast forward...
    The dairy department had a sale on eggs. This gentleman brought to my attention that every carton of eggs he put his hands on was EXPIRED!!! I immediately pulled out my phone and called my supervisor. He told me to stay there and make sure no customer touched that section, until someone from that department or management came to fix the problem.

  • @oussamaoulad9228
    @oussamaoulad9228 Před 3 měsíci +10

    The door in the school of Harry Potter Hogwarts is huge😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-vp6eb9jd9w
    @user-vp6eb9jd9w Před 3 měsíci +6

    About thè landlord thing, he's COMPLETELY correct. For example, my family rented a house for 12 years, and our landlord didn't come to fix or even check anything AT ALL. We did everything ourselves, and he evicted US for it not being good.

    • @suoquainen
      @suoquainen Před 3 měsíci

      Don't you do written contracts in your country?

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Před 7 měsíci +68

    The only thing worse than people who have "one job" and blow it is when they get all defensive about it; "Hey, I was paid to paint the curb, not move someone's parked car!"

    • @magnusmonroe8750
      @magnusmonroe8750 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Dudes right

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith Před 7 měsíci +9

      NGL I wonder how many of these are malicious compliance. Like "We told them to move their car or it'd get ruined, not my problem" or even like - "Are they SURE this is how it's spelled?" knowing full well it's not. lol
      Though I have to wonder with the palm frawn if someone swerved naturally and forgot they were driving with the active paint. We've all had those moments where you knee-jerk reaction and forgot we were in the middle of something that our reaction just screwed up.

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Or they'd be like "I ran out of room, okay?"

    • @pAcoAppu
      @pAcoAppu Před 7 měsíci

      Right

    • @jeanalice4732
      @jeanalice4732 Před 6 měsíci

      Actually they may have an idiot Woke in higher management that insists to Never tamper with the foliage NEVER. No kidding.

  • @irishtwin1000
    @irishtwin1000 Před 7 měsíci +121

    I worked out Lowe's for years the amount of people that asked for a standard door or window was insane. One lady yelled at me because she didn't measure and I had to tell her doors come in many sizes. So she bought a random door and called me a lying a-hole. Then yelled at the store manager when she had to return it. Still didn't measure demanding we fix her problem and give her the right size.

    • @thekwjiboo
      @thekwjiboo Před 7 měsíci +24

      Ugh, I was a butcher for 20 years and this one woman comes up to the counter one day and says "I'll take one pound of sausage". I say "what kind of sausage?". She says "plain. Just plain sausage." I said that isn't a thing, sausage is meat in a casing, and was trying to ask if she wanted bratwurst, Italian sausage, polish, breakfast, Moroccan lamb, etc etc etc, and she just kept repeating "I just want plain sausage!".

    • @NashOldin5500
      @NashOldin5500 Před 7 měsíci

      A third of the people in the world are idiots, one third get to laugh at them, and the other third have to deal with them.

    • @NashOldin5500
      @NashOldin5500 Před 7 měsíci

      A third of the people in the world are idiots, one third get to laugh at them, and the other third have to deal with them.

    • @calmrelaxfocusmeditate5435
      @calmrelaxfocusmeditate5435 Před 7 měsíci +3

      ​@@thekwjiboo Nothing beats some nice classic standard sausage.

    • @melsgamingsessions8371
      @melsgamingsessions8371 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@thekwjibooi feel bad for you 💀

  • @user-wi8nc9wo3x
    @user-wi8nc9wo3x Před 4 měsíci +10

    15:00 that guy ALWAYS forgets his wife's birthday.

  • @yamensalman7849
    @yamensalman7849 Před 2 měsíci +2

    3:25
    "If giving me anxiety is your job, congratulations you did your job"
    "I hate you. I hate you so much"

  • @romainetho
    @romainetho Před 7 měsíci +35

    24:09 the mail box also had two # 2s and no 12 😂😂😂😂😂 @BE AMAZED

    • @jonathansantorelli4529
      @jonathansantorelli4529 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Yeah I sort of figured that he was going to mention it

    • @raphaelblier9215
      @raphaelblier9215 Před 5 měsíci +6

      BE AMAZED Had One Job!

    • @robbinsjake530
      @robbinsjake530 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Same

    • @user-jf4ub9ng7p
      @user-jf4ub9ng7p Před 5 měsíci +2

      (Sarcastic voice activated) you had one job beamazed! One ! And you didn't spot the 2 problem with the mail box!😂😂(Sarcastic voice deactivated) but seriously tho u missed that, no offence😂😂

    • @meaganmcclanahan578
      @meaganmcclanahan578 Před 29 dny +1

      I noticed that too!

  • @helookalikaman79
    @helookalikaman79 Před 7 měsíci +32

    21:37 My grandmother was a landlord. (She passed away saving another person's life. ) Out of all her tenets, only one stood out, in 25+ years she was never late on rent, never had negative issues (loud parties etc.) The house had already been paid off, as she basically paid for it, the house was given to her... There are great landlords, not all are the typical slum lords

  • @linaamli1627
    @linaamli1627 Před 2 měsíci +3

    22:34 I think the default juice is meant to be a drink that will electrocute you. Narrator, sorry for all the pain you went through editing this video. I appreciate your help.

    • @wyattstevens8574
      @wyattstevens8574 Před 29 dny

      Here's my take as a recent computer science graduate:(if you want the intensity to make sense, pretend it's *from* him)
      "I think the "default juice" mistake was this: accidentally printing a line of *code* DIRECTLY ONTO THE CARTON! (sidebar: [don't read this as him talking- this *is* just me] the underscore in "default juice" gave that much away.) I mean, whyyy?! I'd need to look into this- *sigh* I don't know what to say. This would be down to a *human* error, and you're telling me this got all the way to the store *without catching the mistake* ?"
      Him: (responds) "I. WANT. TO. SCREAM. Was the coder blind?" (the first line was pulled from part 2)
      Me: (explanation continues) "But honestly, since the place where this error had originated is actually my area of expertise, [as I said at the beginning] it's probably down to a line of *code* that accidentally WASN'T COM-MEN-TED OUT. *sigh* Someone please reassure me..."

  • @darkapostle1749
    @darkapostle1749 Před 27 dny +1

    We need more of these, these are great!
    Also, the Bloodborne reference had me!

  • @geoffbensley5042
    @geoffbensley5042 Před 7 měsíci +100

    The one with the escalator could be a building undergoing renovation while the rest of the building is still being used. But someone hadn't thought of shutting the escalator off. Well that's the only rational thing I can think of.

    • @dlaminin5398
      @dlaminin5398 Před 7 měsíci

      My answer: humans are so goddamn stupid. No Offence.

    • @MaryAnnMaldonado1994
      @MaryAnnMaldonado1994 Před 7 měsíci +4

      My thoughts exactly

    • @demise0
      @demise0 Před 7 měsíci +28

      First part is correct. This was in a mall and 1 store was undergoing a renovation. Those are temporary barrier walls. But the escalator was off, and barricaded at the bottom. Those teenagers jumped the side rail to take a "funny" picture and it went viral.

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@demise0 That makes more sense than what I had thought - that particular picture was of an art installation.

    • @nicoladale1668
      @nicoladale1668 Před 7 měsíci +1

      My first thought was photoshop but Be Amazed would definately notice a photoshopped image and tell us.

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 Před 7 měsíci +20

    15:54 Even better, continuing to the left and then going up takes you right back to the start. It's a closed loop back to the start.

  • @NoitiNottroitipo
    @NoitiNottroitipo Před 3 měsíci +14

    “HOW DID U DO DIS HOOOOOW!?” 💀

    • @user-fh4fb6tr7b
      @user-fh4fb6tr7b Před 2 měsíci

      😵😵😵😵😵😵😵💀💀💀💀💀💀😰😰😰😰😱😱😱😱😱😱😱👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀Why My brain hurts

    • @1e542
      @1e542 Před 2 měsíci

      Lol

    • @shark_cat125
      @shark_cat125 Před 2 měsíci

      IDKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK😭😭😭

    • @OjjBojj-bz5zn_.
      @OjjBojj-bz5zn_. Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@shark_cat125what

    • @OjjBojj-bz5zn_.
      @OjjBojj-bz5zn_. Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@1e54223:56 two twos

  • @elidataus7735
    @elidataus7735 Před 2 měsíci +3

    3:00, that car seems too... Perfect, honestly it doesnt even look REAL

  • @SlatyRamen
    @SlatyRamen Před 7 měsíci +164

    This guy lightens up my day when I’m miserable!

  • @sakurakittynoir1400
    @sakurakittynoir1400 Před 7 měsíci +30

    That mustard and mayonnaise screw up is every O.C.D. person's nightmare.

    • @BahamutEx
      @BahamutEx Před 6 měsíci

      this has nothing to do with ocd(big part of the internet is using it wrong)

    • @sakurakittynoir1400
      @sakurakittynoir1400 Před 6 měsíci

      @@BahamutExexcuse me???

    • @BahamutEx
      @BahamutEx Před 6 měsíci

      @@sakurakittynoir1400 the whole "I'm so ocd" bs

  • @Akkathegamer123
    @Akkathegamer123 Před 2 měsíci +1

    0:47 HE BE RAPPIN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🗿🗿🗿

  • @davidmadden3975
    @davidmadden3975 Před měsícem

    Never thought I'd hear this channel would mention Grim Dawn in anything but a video game focused video.

  • @amitgaikwad5869
    @amitgaikwad5869 Před 5 měsíci +14

    "I hate you I hate so goddamm much" got me rolling and I'm sorry for what you go through

  • @Raz-iw6fj
    @Raz-iw6fj Před 7 měsíci +57

    Reminds me of my time in college.
    I took a vehicle engineering course and they had a few old bangers in for the students to dismantle and rebuild over and over. One had stopped working entirely and being top of my class, was asked if I could fix it.
    So after repairing the throttle cable and realigning the fanbelt, I went to clean my hands from all the grime, telling my friend I managed to fix the broken vehicle. He had the brilliant idea of getting into the vehicle, then without checking if it was in gear, started it up and the car proceeded to jerk forward repeatedly, right into the rest of the class that was standing in front of it, running three over including a tutor, who pulled the battery cables off to stop it, getting electrocuted in the process. 😂😂😂
    Thankfully no one was badly injured.

    • @dieseldragon6756
      @dieseldragon6756 Před 7 měsíci +4

      There's a very simple lesson to be learned, here...
      ...If you rub Swarfega into clean dry hands _before_ starting work, all of the oil and grease simply falls off afterwards with nothing more labourous than a quick rinse! 😁

    • @jeanalice4732
      @jeanalice4732 Před 6 měsíci +2

      He who?

    • @dieseldragon6756
      @dieseldragon6756 Před 6 měsíci +6

      @@jeanalice4732 *Swarfega:* An industrial hand cleanser used throughout the UK and possibly other countries. A damned Gods-send in any workshop. Your country might have different brands or equivalents (Ask a mechanic) but the overall approach is the same.

    • @justinmachado6858
      @justinmachado6858 Před 4 měsíci +2

      😅 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Trixy-tw8dn
      @Trixy-tw8dn Před 2 měsíci +1

      Thank you for choosing the lion from narina

  • @SylentTiger
    @SylentTiger Před 3 měsíci +2

    Person who labeled the condiment pump messed up. The order goes: Ketchup, MUSTARD, MAYONNAISE.

  • @kitten1602
    @kitten1602 Před 3 dny

    4:53 The local high school ended up having this problem with the new doors installed, and now one of the agriculture classroom doors is covered in construction paper until it gets the proper finish and all that.

  • @joeleboeuf
    @joeleboeuf Před 7 měsíci +9

    17:19 This Valentine's slip-up is both stupid, and hilarious at the same time. 😂

    • @onuhrita5009
      @onuhrita5009 Před 7 měsíci +3

      I have been laughing since 😂😂😂

  • @DylanFox-vq7jh
    @DylanFox-vq7jh Před 7 měsíci +20

    The slide 4ft off the ground at 12:30 is actually broken. If you look at the rim it has a chunk missing out of the rim. As well as the bolt holes are empty so this does not seem to be on the designer. However whoever runs the playground should have something put up to keep kids from going down the broken slide.

    • @doll9340
      @doll9340 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Good luck. The kids would have probably removed it and used the slide anyways

  • @user-wi8nc9wo3x
    @user-wi8nc9wo3x Před 4 měsíci +2

    That Mango-cado ice cream took Fird place at the ice cream contest.

  • @Sonicphantom_exe
    @Sonicphantom_exe Před 26 dny

    i feel so bad for u bud also thx for making my day better its nice for someone finally commenting on other people's mistakes hope u feel better about it

  • @kbramlett6877
    @kbramlett6877 Před 7 měsíci +15

    The Valentine's Day clip reminded me of something I saw years ago at The Home Depot. Someone with a great sense of humor took a couple of toilets and put them on an endcap. Not that big of a deal. But what made it extremely funny and memorable was the giant handwritten sign that read "Great Father's Day gift."

  • @shanehanlan336
    @shanehanlan336 Před 7 měsíci +13

    15:21 I had a calendar just like this in prison and yes all the dates were messed up. It was so confusing until I figured it out 😂

  • @caseylocklear2573
    @caseylocklear2573 Před 21 dnem

    Always remember, if there is a job to be done someone will find a way to mess it up.

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 Před 2 měsíci +1

    3/4 of the way into this video, IMHO the narrator sounds like he wants to grab an Uzi and go postal into the grand old D-FENS manner.

  • @friendshapeddoggo
    @friendshapeddoggo Před 7 měsíci +48

    "What's the default juice"
    Me: "Water"

    • @Seven71987
      @Seven71987 Před 5 měsíci +3

      The default juice label looks orange so I think orange juice

    • @_RubyYT_
      @_RubyYT_ Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@Seven71987yea..

    • @zhenya17
      @zhenya17 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@Seven71987as a Russian I've come to tell you that it is multifruit, as said on the etiquette below

    • @Seven71987
      @Seven71987 Před 4 měsíci

      @@zhenya17 shut up Putin supporters (Russians) have no place in this world

    • @AlexanderDyhr
      @AlexanderDyhr Před 4 měsíci

      ⁠im crying 8:07😢

  • @RainMayFall
    @RainMayFall Před 7 měsíci +44

    The backwards doorknob is also a way you can childproof doors. They can't slam their fingers in them, close them in general, or accidentally lock themselves somewhere.

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 Před 7 měsíci +4

      It could also have been done as a prank,

    • @gehtdianschasau8372
      @gehtdianschasau8372 Před 7 měsíci +3

      You can't childproof everything, you'll eventually have to reality proof your children.

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Před 2 měsíci

      Except you still sorta still can: Turn the door handle before closing it.

  • @lissfirefly9517
    @lissfirefly9517 Před 11 dny

    The pentacle is NOT a symbol of the devil, it's Wiccan/Pagan, there is no devil in the art. It's a symbol of protection.

  • @user-Moon10
    @user-Moon10 Před měsícem +1

    They straight up predicted Houdini 💀

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 Před 7 měsíci +19

    13:21 And the seat and the lid are usually one piece. They would have had to put it together wrong, and then continued with the installation.

  • @lovingmayberry307
    @lovingmayberry307 Před 7 měsíci +16

    11:08
    Anyone else notice the misplaced floor tiles surrounding the lonely turnstyle?

  • @CmdCodd
    @CmdCodd Před 4 měsíci +1

    Now I seriously have a hankering for default juice, like I seriously want to know what the hell it taste like!! LMAO

  • @acenjettgarcia8324
    @acenjettgarcia8324 Před 2 měsíci

    2:59 the maker of the hydraulic lift "how high do you want your lift to go?"
    The mechanic "YES"

  • @jasonsnider7605
    @jasonsnider7605 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Before even watching this, I just had to comment on the thumbnail: the man painting the curb is teaching the car owner a lesson for parking at a YELLOW CURB!

  • @7878Roland
    @7878Roland Před 7 měsíci +23

    23:54 The guy who installed these mailboxes was so stupid that even Be Amazed didn't believe it. Not only did he install the 3 and 4 out of this place, he also thought 2 came again after 11.

    • @chrischiblu2239
      @chrischiblu2239 Před 7 měsíci

      i was watching that scene noticed it as he switched topic i went back and once i realised what i was looking at i laugehed

    • @The_Blazement
      @The_Blazement Před 7 měsíci +1

      Eh, the "1" probably just fell off, it happens all the time.
      At least gravity is doing its job.

    • @briancallaway1690
      @briancallaway1690 Před 7 měsíci

      Like ​@@The_Blazementsaid, the 1 most likely fell off the number 12.

  • @coreyandbricksshorts-pw7xc
    @coreyandbricksshorts-pw7xc Před 3 měsíci +1

    1:48 " hay, my job is painting the road your job is moving the leaves

  • @quintangeorge94
    @quintangeorge94 Před 7 dny

    The People Who Got the Boxes of Tartar Sauce from Mickey D's Could Use Said Tartar Sauce to Dip Their Fries in.

  • @itsstar4171
    @itsstar4171 Před 7 měsíci +14

    At 12:06 actually a little bit earlier when you were talking about the cones… we had a maintenance guy at my elementary school who did this and no one knew until us kids starting pointing out the “green hair” on top of the cones. 😂😂😂

    • @jtjames79
      @jtjames79 Před 7 měsíci +4

      More often than not they are marking an obstruction that can ruin the mower.
      You're supposed to come back and fix it with a weed wacker, but that might not even be the guy who drives the mowers job (union probably).

  • @Bashycat
    @Bashycat Před 7 měsíci +39

    I once saw an upside down billboard on the freeway. Wish I could've gotten my camera out in time to snap it and share it with yall.

    • @ultimatewitcherfan6677
      @ultimatewitcherfan6677 Před 3 měsíci

      An upside down billboard?! Jeez! Whoever put that up certainly didn’t check to make sure it was the right way up, did they? 🤔🙄

    • @dude...1009
      @dude...1009 Před 19 dny

      ive seen those too they do it intentionally to catch peoples attention

    • @sarahbraid2267
      @sarahbraid2267 Před 10 dny

      Me to😊

  • @annadoe2182
    @annadoe2182 Před měsícem +1

    Yes I know all doors are not the same size.
    He ordered 1 pepperoni pizza and he got a pizza with 1 piece of pepperoni on it.

  • @henrydiamond8736
    @henrydiamond8736 Před měsícem +17

    Anyone in 2024?

  • @jimmywait74
    @jimmywait74 Před 7 měsíci +10

    21:21 Painter here. It was sprayed. It's easier to spray everything than to cover it.

    • @VioletWhirlwind
      @VioletWhirlwind Před 7 měsíci +2

      Last summer, my apartment complex got a new paint job...when they painted my door, (which they had to do twice, because the apartment complex owner didn't like the first color they painted it (red)). They covered my doorbell and doorknob and such with blue painter's tape before spray painting it...but when I went out afterwards...I thought they had painted over the door's peek-hole! XD Turns out they had put a sticker (or something similar) over it before painting, and just hadn't removed the sticker yet, because the peek-hole was clear of paint later (after they presumably removed the sticker).

    • @prva9347
      @prva9347 Před měsícem

      @@VioletWhirlwind Tell the painters: "Go! And never darken my door again!"

  • @elkelewtschuk9894
    @elkelewtschuk9894 Před 7 měsíci +45

    This one had me chuckling most of the way through. Your exasperation was palpable. I'm a perfectionist. I would have lost it had I been the supervisor on some of those jobs performed incompetently.

  • @antoniaritah
    @antoniaritah Před 9 dny

    I just love the commentary on these videos ❤ it's top notch, the humour always gets me 😊. Never miss a video. Keep up the great work! 🎉

  • @deathrobot10k58
    @deathrobot10k58 Před 3 měsíci

    14:42 since this calendar forgets both the 22nd and 29th of February, this means if you count the amount of days there’s only 27 DAYS OF FEBRUARY IN THIS CALENDAR.

  • @girl1213
    @girl1213 Před 7 měsíci +9

    "Did you know that not all doors are the same size?"
    The older I got, yes, but when I was younger? No.
    Now to be fair to myself, I *never* installed any doors before nor do I trust myself with tools, especially electric drills, to even try. So to my young brain, doors just automatically were the size you need them to be. Until one day when my dad was helping grandpa do renovations on this building grandpa owned.
    Now, I know what you were thinking, but it wasn't either of them that made the mistake. Nope. It was the supplier. For some reason, he gave grandpa and dad the wrong sized door. Like three inches too tall and too wide. And grandpa checked to make sure he and dad didn't send the wrong measurements. Nope. They did their jobs.
    And I know all this because I was sitting there watching them do their work and I could overhear grandpa talking to the supplier and that guy wasn't take responsibility. Needless to say grandpa dropped him, but he and dad still had these oversized doors. So dad brought "La Saw" and started making adjustments.

    • @Jujubee87
      @Jujubee87 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Hey when I was younger I thought everyone had the same garbage day. 😂

  • @ntokzin2666
    @ntokzin2666 Před 7 měsíci +916

    1 like=1 push-up

  • @Eztoez
    @Eztoez Před měsícem

    The escalator is not photoshopped. This is the very first time the escalator has been used. Within a few seconds 3 people will crash into the wall. There has never been anyone who validates the health and safety aspect of this in a public space. No one has ever mentioned it to the management thats why its still in use. The wall is clearly invisible from the top of the elevator thats why no one is pushing the emergency stop button.

  • @stormjoneslivestream606
    @stormjoneslivestream606 Před měsícem

    If people have time to complain about one topping on a pizza then maybe they should never have pizza again. 🤬 Perfectionists really piss me off.

  • @dao_playz3262
    @dao_playz3262 Před 7 měsíci +6

    24:11 also to make it even more uncomfortable the bottom mailboxes end WITH A 2!

  • @KitKatBanana
    @KitKatBanana Před 7 měsíci +17

    I got fired after only taking a day off at my job at the calendar factory. I relate to 15:07.

  • @MaxivNL
    @MaxivNL Před měsícem

    5:02 99% of people: Yes, all doors aren't the same size!
    5:17 That Reddit user: (input Los Incredibles "everything is the same" meme) (input text 1 "Door is a door") (input text 2 "same side is same size")

  • @PeanutStopmotion
    @PeanutStopmotion Před 4 měsíci

    A friend of mine is a teacher and an eighth grader said “do you like me a giraffe?” And the teacher said “that a nice zebra honey…”.

  • @fishcouchStickmanbattle
    @fishcouchStickmanbattle Před 7 měsíci +11

    I was watching this on the train and had to stop myself from bursting into laughter… thank you Bartholomew Egbert Amazed for all you do and thanks for making us laugh.

  • @PatrioticCobra
    @PatrioticCobra Před 7 měsíci +13

    24:02 the numbers on the mailboxes don't even reach the number 12 😂😂

  • @Craazy_catlady
    @Craazy_catlady Před měsícem

    1st place: strongest of the strong
    3rd place: strongest of the weak
    2nd place: *weakest of the strong*

  • @williamkirschenman
    @williamkirschenman Před měsícem

    7:06 I ordered my son a chicken nugget happy meal and my son went to go eat it, I hear him damn near in tears and I go to see what happened...
    An entire 6p box of mayo... I drove back and asked "what the hell happened?"
    They were very apologetic about it and i ended up gettinf 2 6p nuggies lol

  • @rebeccaspellmeyer5761
    @rebeccaspellmeyer5761 Před 7 měsíci +12

    The McDonald's examples have easy explanations. The first is a cheese sticker that accidently came off the line and got on the McChicken. The second is likely a mistake where the bag the buns come in was damaged when the printing on the bag took place and it made its way to a store. Your almost right on the third but a cheeseburger comes in a wrap and that box a 4-piece nugget box. Regardless they would have known it was wrong before they even opened it. When you super busy it is easy to grab a box and not pay attention to your back line.

  • @Brandon_YT560
    @Brandon_YT560 Před 7 měsíci +8

    I'm sick right now and this video makes my day better

  • @USER9646_YT
    @USER9646_YT Před měsícem

    12:21 how ironic, the animator of the video also failed at his own job.

  • @matteolove7706
    @matteolove7706 Před 2 měsíci

    to who ever installed the door without measuring. You had 6" of play on the left side and still couldn't get the reveal straight. The bottom right has daylight coming in.

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb Před 7 měsíci +13

    This happened when I was a around 22 or so. I was a cook at a Pizza Hut, and we got a phone order from a very rude woman. I answered and did my whole polite shpiel and asked her what she would like. She said she wanted a large pizza with "every topping we had in our inventory". I was a little taken aback, and asked her if she meant a super supreme. She asked me if that had every topping we had, and I told her that it had almost everything. She then went off on me telling me that I must be deaf, because she wants EVERYTHING. I said fine. So I got every last thing we had as a topping. Pepperoni, sausage, beef, ham, bacon, chicken, anchovies, onions, green peppers, jalapeños, black olives, green olives, pineapple, sliced pickles, tortilla chips, cheddar cheese, salsa, BBQ beef, salami, ranch dressing, and mozzarella cheese. The thing was loaded. If you're wondering about some of those toppings we did offer a taco pizza and several different sandwiches.
    I knew all of that at once would make her sick, but I made it anyway. The manager was working the front, and when the pizza came out she gagged. She asked me what I thought I was doing, and I explained it to her. She just nodded her head, cut the pizza, and sent it out with the driver. About an hour later we got the most abusive call the store had ever gotten. She was going completely nuclear on us about her pizza. The manager explained that she had said she wanted every single topping on her pizza so she got what she ordered. The woman was saying that she had a fish allergy and that she hated pineapple. I doubt she had the allergy as she was fine enough to call and scream at us. She eventually said she wanted to "talk to the retard who took my order", obviously meaning me. I got on the phone, and listened to her rant some more. When she took a breather, I told her that I did what she asked for and that I didn't care if she had an allergy or hated pineapple. She bitched me out when ordering and that if she was stupid enough to ask for something like that, then she was going to get exactly what she wanted, and that from then on out, she could kiss my ass.

    • @Jujubee87
      @Jujubee87 Před 7 měsíci +6

      I mean you did exactly what she asked. You even double checked with her. Silly people

    • @mikehorrocks2909
      @mikehorrocks2909 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Perfect malicious compliance!🤪

    • @swandive46
      @swandive46 Před 6 měsíci

      I hate customers.

  • @Topiaza_-en9by
    @Topiaza_-en9by Před 7 měsíci +30

    this guys videos are perfect he takes the time to look for the clips and pictures to make it great for us

  • @sasa-bv9rq
    @sasa-bv9rq Před měsícem

    After i saw the "sus stop" i was like markplier being like: "no, no, no what are you doing, what are you doing, with your life, no! STOP!" Before i heard the among us joke i was 💀

  • @wyattstevens8574
    @wyattstevens8574 Před měsícem

    Me: (explanation to the narrator- and all of this was almost immediate! [if you want the intensity to make sense, pretend it's *from* him]) "I think the "default juice" mistake was this: accidentally printing a line of *code* DIRECTLY ONTO THE CARTON! (sidebar: [don't read this as him talking- this *is* just me] the underscore in "default juice" gave that much away, but I digress.) I mean, whyyy?! I'd need to look into this- *sigh* I don't know what to say. This would be down to a *human* error, and you're telling me this got all the way to the store *without catching the mistake* ?"
    Him: (response) "I. WANT. TO. SCREAM. Was the coder blind?"
    Me: (explanation continues) "But honestly, since the place where this error had originated is actually my area of expertise, it's probably down to a line of *code* that accidentally WASN'T COM-MEN-TED OUT. Someone please reassure me..."

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Ok, I had one job. Watch the dogs over thanksgiving while the my kid and her family spent the weekend out of town. Have you ever heard of elf on a shelf? The dogs ate the elf! Yes. I only had one job! 😂😂😂

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Oh dear. Did that require a visit to the vet?

    • @mattiemathis9549
      @mattiemathis9549 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@fredericapanon207 lol. I should say destroyed, not ate. No vet bill required just a 3 hour round trip for the new elf. 😂

    • @grantharmon3244
      @grantharmon3244 Před 7 měsíci

      I am a vet

  • @SpitfiretheCat16
    @SpitfiretheCat16 Před 7 měsíci +10

    thank you be amazed team for allowing the narrator to let loose and go feral on this video because it's incredibly entertaining

    • @audw82
      @audw82 Před 7 měsíci +1

      I'm totally identifying as HARDCORE from here on out LOL

  • @cosumel
    @cosumel Před 2 měsíci

    My daughter used to work at McDonald’s. Boxes of Tartar sauce are common. People often ask for extra, as often as one per night, so they have a box ready to give to them. Sometimes the boxes are grabbed by mistake. Humans are human.

  • @audreygo1828
    @audreygo1828 Před 3 měsíci

    Nobody gonna talk about the EXTRA 2 on the mailboxes???

  • @The_plague_skeleton.
    @The_plague_skeleton. Před 7 měsíci +15

    I can explain the box full tartar sauce problem. Someone probably ordered a side of tartar sauce in a different order cuz that's how it's done. And the boxes got mixed up that kind of thing happens all the time.

    • @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars
      @weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars Před 7 měsíci +1

      I'm curious, are these side portions of the sauce always so generous? That looks enormous to me 😮😊

    • @Terahnee
      @Terahnee Před 7 měsíci +2

      Yup. And no one put the 'special order' sticker on it so it went out as a regular burger / chicken nuggets.

    • @thomashylemon9975
      @thomashylemon9975 Před 7 měsíci +1

      The person bagging that should've known the weight difference would be crazy

  • @BlueNEXUSGaming
    @BlueNEXUSGaming Před 7 měsíci +9

    14:30 Additionally, they only put 6-candles on the 7-candle menorah.
    15:10 that is likely a calendar from somewhere near the international dateline; if you look into it, you will find that the time zone line between Germany & North America frequently gets reconfigured, usually due to trade agreements; sometimes resulting in extra days (one place celebrated a holiday 2-days in a row), or you might lose a day entirely from your calendar (usually a weekend).
    24:00 where is Mailbox 12, and why does Apartment 2 get two mailboxes?

  • @KendallKream
    @KendallKream Před 3 měsíci

    7:26 now don’t mess up my chicken nuggs or ima act like a karen

  • @andifoy
    @andifoy Před 2 měsíci

    I asked Siri “what’s the default juice” and she said “I found this on the web”

  • @kansasdude
    @kansasdude Před 7 měsíci +14

    well with the bathroom with floor to ceiling windows, either the people using it isn't shy AT ALL or it's just a display bathroom to show what the company builds

  • @kansasdude
    @kansasdude Před 7 měsíci +25

    that slide that is 4 ft above ground, looks like there's bolt holes so either someone stole a section of the slide or the designers were sent the wrong size part and are waiting for the right size but you'd think the city would put a out of order sign at the top of it

    • @marjoriejohnston4905
      @marjoriejohnston4905 Před 7 měsíci +3

      People have a bad habit of ignoring those things.

    • @kansasdude
      @kansasdude Před 7 měsíci

      @@marjoriejohnston4905 yea, i work retail so i know people have a bad habit of ignoring things

    • @KnightRanger38
      @KnightRanger38 Před 7 měsíci

      @@marjoriejohnston4905 or possibly removing the out of order sign...

    • @VioletWhirlwind
      @VioletWhirlwind Před 7 měsíci +1

      Also, if you look at the top of where the segments would be joined together, there's a bit of the seam missing/damaged...so I'm thinking the lower part was broken somehow, and that's why it's missing. But still...the "out of order" sign bit still applies...or should, anyway.

  • @oleurgast730
    @oleurgast730 Před 2 měsíci

    2:04 Painting sidelines is not done manually on long tracks. So there was simply a driver, seeing the leafes to late, forgetting to turn of the painting mechanism while driving around. The road should have been cleared before anyways. The paint is not easy to remove after being applyed. However, reflectors are definitly a bad joke.
    5:30 There is no frame for the door yet. Considering the frame to be set in, the door actually might be the right width afterwards. Actually the opening for the door is a bit low, you might need a bit more space at the top if inserting the frame. Also the door opens to the wrong side considering the position of the light switches. If you open the door at night, the switches are behind the door...

  • @FuzzyTA11
    @FuzzyTA11 Před 3 měsíci

    "Dohnut bone" sounds like a euphemism

  • @robertpearson8546
    @robertpearson8546 Před 7 měsíci +45

    In Florida, when they widened the road, they covered all the manhole covers with asphalt. Years later, you still feel the impact when you hit an asphalt-covered manhole cover.

    • @Piano-Echo
      @Piano-Echo Před 7 měsíci +4

      I’m also in Florida, and where I am there aren’t many sinkholes. And when there are, we just ride over it fine, like nothing happened.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Piano-EchoArizona here, it's pretty much the same. I've seen crews just pave over crumbling asphalt and holes. We just accept it.

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Piano-Echouh, sinkhole? Those tend to swallow cars and houses...

    • @lancerevell5979
      @lancerevell5979 Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@Piano-Echo In my North Florida neighborhood, we once had a sinkhole open up suddenly right in the street! Nearly the whole two-lane width and about 15 feet deep. With the idiots blasting up the street way too fast, I hoped it would remain. Heard one idiot screech to a stop just in time that night. 😅
      Next day, the city just dumped in sand to fill it, then paved it over. Now the idiots can speed through again. 😒

    • @jeanalice4732
      @jeanalice4732 Před 6 měsíci +1

      They hire non English speakers. And just plane NON thinkers.

  • @F4_doxxnot
    @F4_doxxnot Před 7 měsíci +13

    The “sus stop ” got me laughing 😂

    • @SkySussyGamer
      @SkySussyGamer Před 7 měsíci +2

      The thumbnail next to "sus stop" killed me 😂

  • @Tttrexttt
    @Tttrexttt Před měsícem

    24:01 Wait. For the postbox one the twelve is a number 2 😂😂

    • @SeraphinaBlackheart
      @SeraphinaBlackheart Před 7 dny

      Oh good, I wasn't the only one who noticed that! It was almost as annoying seeing that as it was for the 3 and 4 to be off center!

  • @scorpion19142001
    @scorpion19142001 Před 3 měsíci

    @1:33 Excellent paint job. Even the wheels. I couldn't paint a straight life even if my life depended on it. 4:52 Some politicians think are the same size. 6:24 I would love to put, a label on attractive ladies' buns. 7:55 Hey bro, pass a joint, and a beer. 21:01 Paint covers all sins. 22:20 @ $65 that's a bargain, versus @ $79.90. At least you know what you're getting. 24:16 Hey bro, pass a joint, and a beer. Could it be it's Friday, Weekend the next day, Woo?

  • @Lior_eitan
    @Lior_eitan Před 7 měsíci +24

    In the mailbox one, the lowest goes from 11 to 2

    • @MephiticMiasma
      @MephiticMiasma Před 3 měsíci +3

      came here looking for this one, glad I'm not the only person in 12 million views to see that.

    • @Tiptapwater
      @Tiptapwater Před 2 měsíci +1

      Same 😂

  • @accalya271
    @accalya271 Před 7 měsíci +6

    The ranting of the narrator had me laughing all through the entire video 😂!! Someone, give the good man a hug ❤😂

  • @malagastehlaate9923
    @malagastehlaate9923 Před 3 měsíci

    I don't know I had a genius of a landlord who installed a shower stall.... with the shower head aimed DIRECTLY at the curtain... yeah... that was a genius move...

  • @Silly_but_quiet_too
    @Silly_but_quiet_too Před měsícem

    "WHATS THE DEFAULT JUICE?"
    Me:ITS A DEFAULT FLAVOR DEFAULT JUICE OKAY

  • @AquaranSocialistRepublic
    @AquaranSocialistRepublic Před 7 měsíci +7

    On December 10th, 2023, on my 16th birthday, my family bought a new ice maker to replace the broken one in our indoor fridge. We placed it in the laundry room, and it has been producing enough ice to fill up our cooler. However, I'm annoyed that closing the ice maker isn't as simple as it should be. I have to drum on it or shift it back and forth to get it to close properly.
    By the way, I want to let you know that I'm now a subscriber to your channel. I can't stop laughing at some of the stories, especially the ones in the "Satisfying Times Karma Came for Awful People" and "Embarrassingly Dumb Ways People Died" series. I'm planning on sharing your channel with my relatives so we can all laugh together.

  • @kellynnd5361
    @kellynnd5361 Před 5 měsíci +12

    i live rurally on a dirt road in cottage country ontario... 3 issues:
    sometime ago, long before my hubby's parents bought the place in the 80's, the local township to put in an additional road in my area for access? i don't know... but my front yard where the river is, is separated from the house by the dirt road, which has led to road allowance issues. basically part of our house deck/front driveway is in the road allowance and so it part of our yard etc. so we're not allowed to touch the trees near the road etc. a few years ago they decided to raise the road by more than a foot due the great lakes being high(we're on part of lake huron) and flooding issues.
    last summer/fall they decided to take out most of the trees lining the road, we didn't complain because they really needed to go either dying or severely damaged... the plow and graders have a tendency to hit them and the road is so narrow, only a single car can drive it at a time. they left STUMPS right one the edge of the road and in their raising, left a steep drop(almost 2') between my front yard and the road... then we got the first snow, normally they plow our road with an f150, smart plow drivers just don't do our road in winter. one day i hear the back up beeping and then a very loud engine grinding and gunning... the plow backed down and found the stump in front of my place and the steep drop. 2 1/2 hours, a second plow, a front end loader, a dump truck, and finally a heavy tow to get it out.
    they grade our road, either when it's heavily raining, or just before a heavy rain storm... which makes the potholes that develop WORSE and it's like driving on ice.

  • @ayogamer69
    @ayogamer69 Před měsícem

    The default juice is like a dark and evil potion, brewed in the depths of a cursed palace hidden deep within a whole different dimension. It's said that even the slightest touch of the juice can bring the most un-holy thoughts and feelings, making it an sinful drink, made for physcopathic and un-identifiable beings.(this is a joke and written by A.İ. lol)

  • @user-el3ib3zh8y
    @user-el3ib3zh8y Před 2 měsíci

    that paint-crazy landlord must have been Mr. Bean with his can of paint and stick of dynamite.