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  • čas přidán 23. 01. 2012
  • FLUFFED THE OPENING LINE. My Best Man Speech at my friends wedding. Good times and one of the greatest fun filled days in my life. A bit of fun and British humour and comedy. Feel free to click LIKE and SHARE. Over 2,500,000 hits so far which is just amazing. Thank you to everybody who has watched, shared and commented. Is it the Greatest Best Man speech ever? I don't think so but hope you enjoy it anyway! All the best.
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  • @KPOPChazzter
    @KPOPChazzter Před 9 lety +399

    "and ladies im sure u all agree with me, todays passed by without much of a ripple" lmao favorite line, too amazing

    • @jasonsmith8300
      @jasonsmith8300 Před 3 lety +7

      @Paul he was saying how the men would be sad cause a hot woman (and thats an understatement) is no longer available for any other guy but that women would hardly be bothered by james not being available

    • @michaelma44
      @michaelma44 Před 3 lety +10

      @Paul The previous thing he said was that it's a sad day for single men because they won't ever get to date or marry the beautiful girl. He said for the single ladies today passed by without much of a ripple meaning nobody cares because the man is ugly lol. A ripple is a small wave that happens as a result when a small object drops into still water

    • @GT_Mustang013
      @GT_Mustang013 Před 3 lety

      @@michaelma44 man you're so genius! 😄🇵🇭

    • @siegfriedbraun5447
      @siegfriedbraun5447 Před 3 lety +1

      @Paul "Ripple" is a drink favored by some lower-class folk, and since there was a ban on it at the time, not much of it was going to be consumed. It's history-based; hardly a surprise you'd not get it.

  • @DelfinaHanna
    @DelfinaHanna Před 9 lety +444

    The groom constantly gave a "I'll kick your ass later" look lol

  • @itsTheGamingSource
    @itsTheGamingSource Před 8 lety +419

    LOL you can tell hes so worried at what his best man is going to say next.

    • @kenmike2010
      @kenmike2010 Před 3 lety +3

      Love is: czcams.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/video.html

    • @realPenrodPooch
      @realPenrodPooch Před 3 lety +3

      TOTALLY!! 😆

    • @lindanemnguni1621
      @lindanemnguni1621 Před 3 lety +1

      He knows he can't hold water so he will tell it all 🤣

    • @lisalangille2071
      @lisalangille2071 Před 2 lety

      His body language tells it all!!! 5:00mins in to the speech, he’s sweating 😓 and wiping his forehead!!!

    • @lisalangille2071
      @lisalangille2071 Před 2 lety +1

      She looks a bit nervous too!

  • @dreamofmoneymen
    @dreamofmoneymen Před 9 lety +353

    you can tell how much she loves him by the way she looks at him

    • @lancechilds3576
      @lancechilds3576 Před 8 lety +9

      AStar Screams No DOUBT... Love it... Brilliant Couple!

    • @z00h
      @z00h Před 7 lety +12

      10:39 yeah she really loves him alright

    • @slicvm
      @slicvm Před 4 lety

      @@z00h Yeah, she looked away without realizing it.

    • @kenmike2010
      @kenmike2010 Před 3 lety

      Love is: czcams.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/video.html

    • @1BassJohn
      @1BassJohn Před 3 lety +1

      @@z00h are you being serious? That's not exactly a look of lust. Women look, observe.. A woman looking you up and down is not necessarily looks of adoration.

  • @timjones990
    @timjones990 Před 9 lety +145

    "From all the girls at Fantasy Palace" best gag had me choking.

  • @sonievkay
    @sonievkay Před 8 lety +654

    the bride is gorgeous

    • @manonmoon12
      @manonmoon12 Před 8 lety +38

      +sonie v.kay Yeah, how's he managed to pull that. He must have a few quid in his pocket.

    • @sonievkay
      @sonievkay Před 8 lety +12

      +sonie v.kay she kinda resemble jennamarble from youtube lol...they have a similar smile

    • @manonmoon12
      @manonmoon12 Před 8 lety +7

      sonie v.kay
      He looks like Butch from the tv series Gotham

    • @sonievkay
      @sonievkay Před 8 lety +2

      Simple Simon
      lol ur so mean!

    • @KDD8
      @KDD8 Před 8 lety +6

      +Simple Simon Bill Cosby can teach you how

  • @johnnysgirl3334
    @johnnysgirl3334 Před 7 lety +2

    Hysterical!!! The Groom took a beating with a very good nature. Beautiful couple!

  • @BensonAndHedgers
    @BensonAndHedgers Před rokem +21

    Gotta love " i haven't spoken to my muva inlaw for 18mths, not that i dont likah i just don't wanna interrupt ah" 😂😂

  • @euanaird
    @euanaird Před 9 lety +26

    I laughed from beginning to end. THAT is the epitome of a best man's speech.Absolutely fabulous.

  • @miketravis6149
    @miketravis6149 Před 9 lety +52

    I have only been a best man once, and I was shit! This guy nails it. Loved to have had his confidence.

    • @miketravis6149
      @miketravis6149 Před 7 lety +4

      I think my daughter and her boyfriend will be getting married soon, and I hope, thanks to watching this chap I will be making a good confident Father of the bride speech. Maybe not as saucy though lol.

    • @lifegoals9528
      @lifegoals9528 Před 3 lety

      He wasn't confident though, he was trembling throughout.

  • @clintgreggory2549
    @clintgreggory2549 Před rokem +9

    The line # 5 , Statically speaking your looking at the person most likely to murder you, was genius in its absolute truthfulness. Great speech.

  • @cyclingnut2122
    @cyclingnut2122 Před 8 měsíci +12

    Banging and screwing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he properly stiched up his mate, just brilliant

  • @mrblue9792
    @mrblue9792 Před 3 lety +9

    Total and utter GENIUS! That has the funniest Best Man speech I have ever heard! 10/10 - BRILLIANT!

  • @johnfogarty7200
    @johnfogarty7200 Před 3 lety +5

    How can anyone with a sense of humour, not like this video ? Great speech

  • @RJManeri1
    @RJManeri1 Před 8 lety +79

    It was a pleasure to watch this mate...

  • @marleneellis871
    @marleneellis871 Před 8 lety +7

    This has to be the funniest speech I have ever heard. I had tears running down my face. Brilliant.

  • @ChrisTurner1972
    @ChrisTurner1972 Před 9 lety +76

    I gotta say that i watched in silence and tears of laughter , thinking this Groom is losing his will to live .... hahahaha well done mate what a speech , best i have ever heard and trust me i will not be hearing one any better soon ..... TOP MAN

  • @sharbhanu
    @sharbhanu Před 8 lety +4

    Thatz what friendship is all about. What better moment in life u get when u raise a toast for your best friend on his wedding... Amazing speech and toast!!! Bravo.

  • @Richardo_Falk
    @Richardo_Falk Před 4 lety +50

    The child managed to cry over 15 minutes and all of the "shhhh shhhh shhhhhhh" did not work. What's that supposed to tell the parents? Right... show finally respect to all the other and leave the room. Anyway, brilliant speech.

  • @Ndi1st
    @Ndi1st Před 5 lety +5

    Aww he’s actually so nervous... my heart when he asked the groom “am I doing alright?” 😭👏🏾❤️❤️

  • @davidross1503
    @davidross1503 Před 9 lety +14

    "Bed with her dummy, funny how history repeats itself" ......Hilarious.....

  • @Hondadctrider
    @Hondadctrider Před 4 lety +4

    Still the greatest best man speech I've seen on CZcams.

  • @jamesgriffin7933
    @jamesgriffin7933 Před 9 lety +2

    WOW, that's amazing! Congrats James and Louise! Both looked the best you could of looked on your day together! LOVE JAMES!

  • @AAKhanivore
    @AAKhanivore Před rokem +13

    The dummy line was magic 😂 I wonder how they are getting on 10 years later, all 4 of them. Need an update video :)

  • @haloeffect44
    @haloeffect44 Před 10 lety +3

    I did a similar speech to my brother at his wedding. We haven't spoken in years. These look like true best friends. Lucky to have each other. Awesome.

  • @ronarts2005
    @ronarts2005 Před 10 lety +4

    Beautiful bride!! Lucky guy!! Hope they stay married for a long long time!! (FOREVER)!!

  • @lisafred373
    @lisafred373 Před 8 lety +2

    I love this! I watched it all the way through and laughed until I cried. You did a hell of a job man. Hope you guys have a long and wonderful marriage. Truly fantastic!

  • @terryb2250
    @terryb2250 Před 7 lety +2

    I keep coming back to this every time the lad is a genius

  • @fman02
    @fman02 Před 3 lety +5

    The phrase "punching above his (very ample) weight" springs to mind.

  • @engineerated5627
    @engineerated5627 Před 8 lety +9

    Nothing could probably be better than this.

  • @dgordon130
    @dgordon130 Před 6 lety +2

    This gentleman did a simply excellent job. Clearly shared with much love to the new couple. My hat is off to you.

  • @ttonypayne5077
    @ttonypayne5077 Před 6 lety +3

    Fantastic brought tears to my eyes. All the best to the happy couple

  • @basilprabhakar7028
    @basilprabhakar7028 Před 4 lety +4

    Great speech. The part where he said "banging and screwing" was hilarious. Brit humour cannot be surpassed. Great delivery, great punch lines....too good. Well done....

  • @TheKRU251
    @TheKRU251 Před 7 lety +3

    What a great speech! Glad to be one of the over three million viewers who found this really funny and enjoyed it immensely.

  • @Prionel
    @Prionel Před 10 lety +3

    The Best o'LUCK to both of you, James and Louise! Thanks for sharing.

  • @sandmanmod24
    @sandmanmod24 Před 10 lety +8

    by far the best "best man" speech I have seen

  • @aks957
    @aks957 Před 7 lety +4

    Two reasons watch this again n again.. great speech and even more beautiful bride

  • @abwab01
    @abwab01 Před 9 lety +3

    i kid you not... i have literally watched this more than 10 times. i just can't get enough of it!!!

  • @FPVSteve
    @FPVSteve Před 10 lety +6

    Wish I had a mate like this. Cracking job.

  • @kathykrucik7807
    @kathykrucik7807 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I've watched this speech at least 5 times...and laugh every time ...this is my all time favorite best man speech... well done!!

  • @clairewillis9271
    @clairewillis9271 Před 9 lety +6

    Brilliant speech! The banging & screwing bit was hilarious!! Lol. Well done

  • @Jonknight83
    @Jonknight83 Před 8 lety +223

    Great speech, I've got to be honest I am stealing most of this!!

    • @rennyboy123
      @rennyboy123  Před 8 lety +32

      +jonathan knight - Hey Jonathan, glad you liked it and thanks for commenting. Good luck with your speech!! Still seems like yesterday I gave mine. All the best.

  • @JCHornerTV
    @JCHornerTV Před 10 lety +3

    He saved it there. Got into his stride after a nervous start. Great speech.

  • @apoorvpatole777
    @apoorvpatole777 Před 7 lety +1

    people who disliked the video probably had d worst best man disaster at their wedding, i guess...coz this man is hilariously amazing here...

  • @laurac9025
    @laurac9025 Před 7 lety +8

    Thankyou for sharing this amazing moment...best man wow what a legend! all the best to your family xxx

    • @wesleymartenson6079
      @wesleymartenson6079 Před 2 lety

      This extremely beautiful and amazing 😍❤️,well how are you doing today Laura?

  • @rulocheewe
    @rulocheewe Před 7 lety +65

    aaawwww i thought he was going to speak like Elmo

  • @ianpud
    @ianpud Před 6 lety +2

    brilliant,used most of this at my daughters wedding......top man great speech

  • @RoastbeefenFrance
    @RoastbeefenFrance Před 8 lety +2

    This is probably THE best best man's speech that I've ever watched! Well done.

  • @christopherclink6931
    @christopherclink6931 Před rokem +7

    This is so foreign to me. People who care. Such a lovely thing to see.

  • @pokeutopia
    @pokeutopia Před 9 lety +6

    One of the best best man speech I've heard

  • @gunamerstravels
    @gunamerstravels Před 10 lety +195

    Banging and Screwing hahahahaha ...

    • @jasonsmith8300
      @jasonsmith8300 Před 4 lety +4

      all the girls at the fantasy palace

    • @1GaNTa
      @1GaNTa Před 4 lety

      Have you grew up yet? welcome back.

  • @flynnterry9848
    @flynnterry9848 Před 2 lety +7

    Fantastic speech young man , wonderful.

  • @lenapps6252
    @lenapps6252 Před 10 lety +3

    this is got to be the most funniest speech i've heard in years brilliant !!

  • @delfisky3012
    @delfisky3012 Před 2 lety +7

    I think the groom took it really well, he was squirming a bit, but he enjoyed it not knowing what was coming. Only his best mate and here, his best man could get away with this banter. I loved it! And what a great wedding. Everyone and the venue looked classy.

    • @JasonSmith-vj1de
      @JasonSmith-vj1de Před 2 lety

      He might have been squirming a lot, and I don't blame him at all, but at 12:31 you can see hims say "He's so funny."

  • @martbennett3950
    @martbennett3950 Před rokem +9

    Only a best mate could get away with that, well done, pretty funny...

  • @BlandNutz
    @BlandNutz Před 10 lety +34

    My best mate had an adults only wedding and it was the best one I've been to, not bored annoying kids running about or crying over nothing.

    • @LujackLvr
      @LujackLvr Před 10 lety +4

      My sister also had a NO CHILDREN wedding & reception. Of course there were a few guests would dragged their young screaming kiddos but she & my brother-in-law had anticipated that & hired babysitters. I daresay that child had a pair of lungs that strangely lasted ALL THROUGH THE TOAST--someone should have had the decency to slit its throat for the entire ceremony. Or the next best thing: take the child outside & let it wail to its heart's content.

    • @MartinRodgers2255
      @MartinRodgers2255 Před 10 lety +3

      But sometimes it's the kids that make a wedding funny too! When all the pleasentries are done let them be, but within your control, they will learn from it.

    • @kenmike2010
      @kenmike2010 Před 3 lety

      Love is: czcams.com/video/OtiujdK6RpY/video.html

  • @campen777
    @campen777 Před 6 lety +9

    Well if I ever get married again I want him as my best man , bloody brilliant

  • @jeffreywoolley9674
    @jeffreywoolley9674 Před rokem +12

    Dude should be a stand up comic, hysterical

  • @PaleRider1861
    @PaleRider1861 Před 7 lety +2

    Absolutely fabulous...fabulous...fabulous!!!

  • @EM-wd2vg
    @EM-wd2vg Před 3 lety +1

    Only just discovered this, what an amazing speech...

  • @kiwisurftime
    @kiwisurftime Před rokem +3

    watched this a year ago and still the most brilliant best man speech ever.

  • @deegoo7977
    @deegoo7977 Před 10 lety +3

    Awesome speech!! Hilarious...... thanks for sharing

  • @lisafred373
    @lisafred373 Před 8 lety +13

    James is a handsome guy with a nice smile. The bride is beautiful! I have watched this many times. Such a great speech!

    • @lifegoals9528
      @lifegoals9528 Před 3 lety

      He's a 4, she's an 8. Fair play to him and his inheritance, played footy with him, nice but dim and quite inoffensive.

  • @bestdayweddings8770
    @bestdayweddings8770 Před 10 lety +40

    Good speech, and well delivered. There are 3 general elements to a good wedding speech:
    1. Intro - welcome everyone and thank them for coming
    2. 3 stories - funny, touching, sentimental
    3. Wrap - be sure to include what the Bride and Groom want you to say
    Be confident, relaxed, practiced, and you’ll deliver a great speech.
    Well done.

  • @MrBobdawes
    @MrBobdawes Před 3 lety +3

    Brillant. The bride is gorgeous!

  • @pishposh5440
    @pishposh5440 Před 9 lety +9

    Bro. YOU sir, as a GENIOUS!!!!
    If we were in the same country I'd buy you a beer just on principle, lol
    It's obvious that you all have good love and friendship, what a beautiful, fun, and TRULY Celebratory day, as it ought to be.
    Cheers!!

  • @honestchris7472
    @honestchris7472 Před 3 lety +2

    That was the best best man speech that I have ever heard.

  • @cutelittledoll
    @cutelittledoll Před 9 lety +4

    Wow! Over a million hits! Awesome speech, well done.

  • @kiwisurftime
    @kiwisurftime Před 2 lety +10

    Science shows that intelligence and humour are linked. The best man must have a PHD. Thank you for sharing your day

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 Před 8 lety +12

    You sir are a comedian. Been searching for some good best man speeches and I just hit gold.

  • @jeannebaker8097
    @jeannebaker8097 Před 10 lety +1

    What a BEAUTIFUL bride! I'm surprized some royal didn't snatch her up. Ah, love. . .and that best man was quite funny.

  • @Ridley2907
    @Ridley2907 Před 2 lety +8

    Watch this video every now and then and the "from all the girls at the Fantasy Palace" kills me every time. Hope they are still mates and keeping well.

  • @IcefireFitness
    @IcefireFitness Před 3 lety +7

    Omg. I'm cryin' hahahahaha... "it's good therapy, I was told to share that!" (after telling everyone in the room that James threw up in 3 pairs of shoes! 🤣🤣🤣) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @emmacarroll5865
    @emmacarroll5865 Před 7 lety +4

    This is fantastic! Always makes me chuckle! Well done 👌🏻😊

  • @exaluk
    @exaluk Před 7 lety +2

    you absolutely killed it, props!

  • @karlhegel3062
    @karlhegel3062 Před 4 lety +1

    I'm only half trough and this guy is amazing and the married couple is just wondering where it would stop!! But the thing is that this is so lovingly said. That's an amazing friendship. Love!!!!!!!!!

  • @elainemurphy2060
    @elainemurphy2060 Před 10 lety +3

    Aww! Brilliant speech!

  • @norbertpaxman
    @norbertpaxman Před 9 lety +3

    I'm best man in July 2015,if I can do half as good a job I'd be happy
    Great great speech !

  • @sherryt6618
    @sherryt6618 Před 10 lety +2

    imagine how much he makes his wife and family laugh. i hope i find someone as funny as him someday!

    • @rennyboy123
      @rennyboy123  Před 10 lety

      Hi Instantramen - He he many thanks for your comment. Im not sure my wife thinks Im very funny though!!. Immature maybe but not funny lol!! Take care and thanks alot for taking the time to comment.

  • @lifewithjimmy4389
    @lifewithjimmy4389 Před 4 lety +1

    Beautiful bride!! Handsome groom!!

  • @alastairharper3783
    @alastairharper3783 Před 7 lety +5

    absolutely brilliant lovely bloke lovely best man xxx

  • @fwd105
    @fwd105 Před 9 lety +3

    Great delivery and execution, some great jokes. The last one about the dummy, quick thinking and genius

  • @crystaldawnstarr
    @crystaldawnstarr Před 6 lety +3

    Since first seeing this video years ago, I can not tell you how many times I have re-watched it and have shown it to many friends. You did an absolutely fabulous job :) Love this speech and one of the best ever best man speeches :)

    • @robertphillips5054
      @robertphillips5054 Před 6 lety +2

      Totally agree. Watched this so many times now and shown it so many friends and it still makes me laugh every time. He reminds me of Olly Murs cheeky chappie!! This is the ORIGINAL and GREATEST (non-singing) BEST MAN SPEECH on CZcams IMHO. Seen so many people try and copy this guys gags etc but his timing and delivery are very difficult to match under pressure and with a baby crying he smashed it out of the park. TOTAL RESPECT to this guy he absolutely nailed it. PERFECT JOB MAN. Thumbs up!!

  • @08danalorelie01
    @08danalorelie01 Před 6 lety +31

    It's written all over the groom's face, he's wondering what he's going to say next. 😂
    Great speech, btw. 😁
    The bride is beautiful.
    May God bless your marriage. 🙏

  • @daretobarebride5337
    @daretobarebride5337 Před 8 lety +87

    Public speaking is not easy, you done a great job, your fried should be proud.

  • @nixonhendrix2852
    @nixonhendrix2852 Před 7 lety +5

    This was the funniest Best Man Speech i've seen, it's amazing

  • @loosewheels1000
    @loosewheels1000 Před 9 lety +12

    That was really good, haven't laughed like this for ages.

  • @rmhaddad1
    @rmhaddad1 Před 3 lety +5

    Funny, but the love is so obvious! James is lucky to have a beautiful wife and the best loving best friend!

  • @robertphillips5054
    @robertphillips5054 Před 9 lety +6

    This speech is absolutely epic!! Best I have seen on youtube yet by a long way. The delivery and timing and material are all pitched perfectly. Cant praise this speech enough. 16mins is long but it flies by and flows brilliantly and gets better and better and better. I've watched it 3 times now and it always cheers me up and makes me laugh so much every time!! You should be a professional best man speech writer!! Well done lad take a bow you deserve it ))) Surprised this hasn't been on TV yet!!

  • @bricksquad9552
    @bricksquad9552 Před 8 lety +38

    7:12 "I can't believe you told that one."

    • @TheTezz100
      @TheTezz100 Před 3 lety +3

      There isn't a best man's speach without an embarrassing story from the past though 😂

  • @susang1205
    @susang1205 Před 10 lety +1

    Rennyboy you did a fantastic job! Your humour, delivery and execution won your audience over from start to finish. Applauding you!

  • @vakp799
    @vakp799 Před 8 měsíci +5

    You are a good best man. Fantastic speech!

  • @matn7743
    @matn7743 Před 9 lety +4

    Even though this was incredibly long for a BM speech, you had me laughing the whole way through. Well done mate.

  • @tpvalley
    @tpvalley Před 9 lety +26

    WHY THIS HASNT BEEN ON TV IS BEYOND ME!

  • @Lugalyn
    @Lugalyn Před 9 lety +2

    Loved this. Brilliant.

  • @Vortigan07
    @Vortigan07 Před 10 měsíci +7

    hahaha brilliant! The "funny how history repeats itself" moment made me cry, I knew it was coming but still it got me 😂 And for those of you that have chosen to spit your acid in the comments about the groom's appearance or about how it's just a cringe speech etc, I've been around long enough to know that it's *all* coming from a place of envy and of failure in *your* life! So you crack on, nobody cares!

  • @bobgray1565
    @bobgray1565 Před 8 lety +6

    what a fantastic speech ,great content good jokes and an impeccable delivery.

  • @BIGREDMACHINE070678
    @BIGREDMACHINE070678 Před 10 lety +4

    So wished I had watched this before my brothers wedding....excellent speech

    • @BIGREDMACHINE070678
      @BIGREDMACHINE070678 Před 10 lety +9

      Ryan Willes Why do people like you feel the need to criticise other people, get of that pedalastool and get a life

    • @alexcwilde
      @alexcwilde Před 10 lety +9

      Ryan Willes Is English your first language? We enjoy using commas and quotation marks, please give them a try. Also, we would never say 'my few braincells I have left' but rather 'the few brain cells I have left'. Good luck with the brain situation Ryan.

  • @rigbyrigbone5407
    @rigbyrigbone5407 Před 7 lety +1

    I felt like I was watching a movie scene, brilliant speech.

  • @bdub7826
    @bdub7826 Před 8 lety +1

    That was thee best wedding speech ever , hands down lmao