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I've got a mod for Half-Life that's really unique and from what I know, hasn't been covered yet that I think would be a great mod to try out. It's called Half-Life Invasion. It's like a sort of continuation of the ending of Half Life 1, where Freeman is saved last second before getting teleported "to the battle he has no chance of winning" This mod adds a lot of stuff and changes a lot of things. It has new weapons, previously existing weapons have new skins, reload animations, and changes to their stats. (MP5 for example holds 30 rounds instead of 50) This mod also adds bullet penetration, dismemberment, improved special effects, they even made it so that the guns kill much quicker and made headshots much more lethal. This mod also treats batteries and medkits differently where you can store them for times you need them where you can press a button to use them. This mod also boasts a new armor system where specific parts can get damaged and effect how how much damage you take to that limb (for example if the arm is damaged but the rest of the body isn't, you will only take increased damage to that arm.) There's plenty of other stuff, but I want you to find out yourself in case you want to try it out. Keep in mind that it's difficult and it's in a different language. There should be an option to change it so that there's English subtitles tho. Also, you should make some changes to the key bindings when you first start it as they are a bit crap.
Not really, it's just a shooter with a pretty stock-standard story. "Hero vs the bad people. There will be action" It barely even matters that it takes place in the Soviet Union.
@@kingdomkey2262 second one isn’t bad bro I’ve never understood the hate the second one got, sure it’s not as scary as the first but it was so fun to transform and tear ass
I love former-USSR developed games (the STALKER series, the Metro series, Stalin's Subway, the Death to Spies series, You Are Empty, etc.), and this review has been so much fun to watch! I wish I was able to follow your streams.
The Stalin Subway doesn't really deserve to be mentioned alongside the others. Especially Red Veil with it's broken difficulty is just painful. But You are empty is pretty good for how little known it is.
Must have had the perfect Windows 7 AMD rig in 2015 because I played the first Stalin Subway with zero crashes. It's just pure unadulterated jank held together with ridiculous gibs, stiff action-figure ragdolls and a broken bunny-hop mechanic. The first also had far more guns, enemies and level variety lol. Can't remember if it was the first or the second game because the dude you Escort in Red Veil is the main protagonist of the first Stalin Subway and just outright declares marriage to one of the female side-characters out of nowhere with no context or prior history of romantic interest as the final spoken word in the game.
I first saw this game from an old youtuber who was playing bad PC games to introduce them. During the car ride mission there is a strong chance that the cars do not spawn fully, just the wheels. That way you are chased by a set of wheels and you cannot shoot them so the wheels will keep killing you. Also the bullets ricochet off from metal surfaces so if you try to hide from that insane barrage the NPCs lay down on you, try to pick a spot with not many metal surfaces or you can still get hit.
Yeah, the first game has a chase sequence where your little train is being followed by a similar one with a driver and two KGB-people shooting at the player. They would spawn in random combinations when the game was actually managing to kind of load semi-properly. I had one instance where there was simply nobody in there, making the sequence unbeatable :D
That same studio, Orion Games, actually made a great hidden gem called "Cernaja Metka". It's like Condemned: Criminal Origins, a first-person shooter with a lot of melee and horror elements added.
I remember playing Stalin Subway a few years ago, and despite the game running like ass, and having ridiculous rendering problems, i had a great deal of fun with it. it's not a good game by any means, but it's not the worst thing i've played either. it was the kinda game that's hilariously bad and you have fun with it because of its problems.
That's very true. And it wasn't all bad. Shooting SMGs at short range was ok and there was one section which was just some navigation without enemies. The game could have need a little more variety like that. But in the end one reason why I finished the game was definitely just how broken the whole thing was and also how odd the story is.
Wow, that's really a struggle to go through. Quite honestly, I don't know why the games tend to crash in your computer. So, out of curiosity, I decided like a few weeks ago to play test the games to see if they work in my computer. Took a little while to load which is like 5 minutes for the first game whereas the second game just straight up loads up for about a few seconds. So, in the first game, besides the options text and subtitles being messed up, the rest of the game works fine in my computer. For the second game, I have no issues whatsoever like no crashes or text messed up. Now, there's one note I want to bring up, your computer is like a 3080, my computer is Windows Bootcamp (in Windows 10 by the way) which is in my iMac that has 90 GB in storage. Which brings me to think, "you're telling me these two games work in my Windows Bootcamp which has average capabilities whereas the 3080 computer which has tons of technical capabilities tends to not work? What!?" Yeah, I was dumbfounded honestly. I don't know what to make of this. For my opinion about these games, to me they're pretty mediocre as whole, they're not amazing, but not the worst either. I just didn't expect that regarding your analysis video of these two games of what makes them not good is because they tend to crash in your computer. Wow, I'm sorry that you had to go through that experience. I'm not even sure what to say at this point, let me what you think about this.
As you see, the more modern system is, the more unstable it will be. Your computer is by storage size very old and therefore more stable to be played on. I think he could for example try forcing compatibility and limit FPS to 30 or 60 to have a more stable experience, but the crashes will be inevitable without a lot of work put into it and even then it will probably crash sometimes.
@@KeyUSeeCZ ok, yeah, it makes sense when it comes to modern computers and older games back in the 2000s. Interestingly enough, my storage size isn’t that old, it’s been around for like 1-2 years, like I said earlier, this is from Windows Bootcamp which I’m using windows 10 version that is in my iMac. I mean if you’re referring to the entire storage drive which is the iMac itself alongside bootcamp as well (for I have to partition the size of drive to make way for the windows 10 bootcamp to work) as very old since I have the iMac since 2016 which is like 7 years, in that case……. Yeah, that’s probably the case then. Anyways, thanks for sharing the info with me, I appreciated it.
The game randomly working for different stretches of time before a CTD is actually intentional, it really puts the player in the mindset of the characters in game, constantly telling themself "This time, it WILL work!".
I really wish I could get this game to work again, it is absolutely insane stuff for good and bad reasons. One of my favourite bugs is how the sniper rifle and the rocket launcher use the same ammo, resulting in an amazing bug where occasionally the sniper would shoot rockets, and vice versa. The story is utterly incomprehensible and the gameplay is like half life on a full bottle of vodka.
What if you tried running it using a Windows XP virtual machine? That could trick the game into thinking you had an older pc and would stop it crashing as much. I've heard that works for some older games.
yep some old game really did not thing trought how it handles hardware. like there are game where if the CPU speed is divideble by 3 it will just crash oh you got a 3Ghz CPU well guess your not playing this game then.
@@FlyboyHelosim They actually can, you just have to map your graphics card and not only your CPU. Obviously not all free VMs support this, but paid one usually allows it.
I love how the thumbnail includes cover of the game from ABC (czech magazine about technology, science and nature for kids and teens). Gives me a nostalgia trip, when I was also buying games that they were selling with these magazines xD
@@Elatenl I mean, new Arma is in development and Arma Reforged (defacto demo) is available + they released DLCs until 2020. Its not Indie, but AA, just like old Eurojank or Slavjank games usually were. We don’t really need to prove ourselves anything as ETS2 and Arma are still in top 100 on Steam, its just unkind to say we don’t have great/good games in 2010s or they are none coming in 2020s. :)
@@Elatenl Im sorry you took it this way, i read the HAD part and took it as somehow we don’t have good games today, which after-all it implies, especially after the 10 years ago and Indie game comment. So i simply clarified or correct what you said.
Early high school I bought a beefy laptop on sale. 12gb ddr3, i7, 1tb hdd, 17in screen. Not a gaming machine but I knew I could getaway w/integrated graphics for what I wanted to play. I'd browse abandonment sites all day and remember finding footage of this game. Iirc I downloaded it, couldn't get it running, and deleted it. This was over 10yrs ago and your video has reminded me.
Nice change of content Jarek, analyzing historical infrastructure, very random topic to start with Stalin's Soviet subway system but still a good start Cover more topics like that
Hey Jarek, how interested would you be in covering Advent Rising? It's got a lot of bugs and is so 2005 it hurts, but there's something about it that just keeps drawing me to it.
Stalin’s Subway sounds like a Soviet-era sandwich shop where you’re sent to the gulags if you dare to complain to the staff about getting too much mayonnaise on your foot long. 😜
Red Veil was really bad. It is only 90 minutes long. But well, next to the enemies that fell from the room, this game is notirous known for the invisible cars in the chase mission, which you can not destroy, but they can destroy you. Had to quick save/load through this passage back then, because the cars maybe appear in another reload. The Stalin Subway was much better actually. Even it is not a very good game, but well, it was average at least.
Omg THANK YOU so much thank for making this vidéo ive Always wanted to see you try stalin Subway for years i cant wait to see you trying the second 😆💖 love your content keep it up 😁🔥
I always enjoyed this game's ost, idk why, it provides for a unique atmosphere/vibe I guess. Shootouts in the high rise Art-Deco Stalinist neighborhoods. I didn't even know it had a sequel (won't bother with it).
For years now I’ve been watching you play absolutely awful games man. We all greatly appreciate the sanity you’ve sacrificed for us. Also, I’ve been loving Enlisted. It’s been a hell of a good time on Series X.
I remember having this on a demo disk and later buying the full game out of fascination from the demo video that was on the disk. I used to love the game for how it looked and played. Like nothing at the time.
1: Wow I found a mobile NPC in a game who I believe actually walks slower then I do IRL. (I've had health issues affecting my legs since I was born) Naturally the developers made him an escortee to make sure no one could ever doubt their cruelty. 2: So thjis game, which is a 21st century FPS lacks a SHotgun. What could possibly make that seem like a good idea given the setting? 3: How did this do well enough to get a sequel?
That was sick 😆 love your content keep it up Always wanted to see a review of this game im proud that i finished both of them without problèmes way back in the day 😂
I actually have a solution for the constant crashing, it's called being me because for some ungodly reason the games runs perfectly fine for me even though theoretically it shouldn't, like at all. Ah, the magic of old shitty games.
The disc version of this game has been sitting on my shelf for well over ten years. Possibly fifteen. Maybe it'll still run ok on this WinXP machine but... umm... nah.
I played it when I was a kid, I bought it back in 2013 for 10CZK with Czech dubbing. Honestly... I kinda like the first game even if it's a hell to start on modern PC, it's janky etc... But Red Veil? It just sucks, simply sucks, the first game is somewhat competent and entertaining but this... nah. I hate it. The Red Veil is best explained as "We have The Stalin Subway at home."
Probably useless for this instance anymore but generally speaking unskipable cutscenes that have to be in place sometimes can be replaced with a dummy video of under a second. This kind of fix often works on modern games so might be worth a try.
This game became a cult classic in Hungary, due to one of the earliest, high quality hungarian youtuber showcasing the game( His whole channel was about showing the worst games he could find.) Every Hungarian knows that this game sucks, why it sucks and that this game is a part of our hearts, for that this game was in almost all of our childhood. Never forget this piece of junk.
Not hating but that Enlisted game was really hard to understand how to get going and when I did it was just bots. I played on PC and maybe I'm doing something wrong but that was my experience.
Did you try to force vsync or cap the framerate yet? I've never died that fast when i played this before, maybe your hardware spec is too powerful for this game to run properly
I remember having so much problem running this with a nvidia card that i had to switch to my onboard intel hd 4400 and the game behaved much better. On windows 10 and above this piece of shit probably need a compatiblity layer like DxWnd to help it runs
@@RedHazeCh Yeah there are a ton of random regressions for dx9 and earlier on Nvidia Turing and newer gpus (gtx16/rtx20+). There are quite a few games that are borked. DXVK on Windows sometimes works around this, but using Wine on Linux with dxvk (or just use proton) has the best compatibility with older games like this.
I honestly enjoy Subway a bit but Red Veil is awful, ( was lucky with crashes though.) Red Veil makes alot of awful gameplay changes, such as dying faster, removing weapons and not rewarding exploration at all. Still waiting for Commandos Strike Force, since Hour of Victory copied it.
Honestly even if this game runs like *ss and crash a lot, I still like the graphic. The developer made the models (Player, NPCs, Weapons, Vehicles) accurately to its real world counterpart.
ooof, I remember this garbage from when FreddyD AKA jatekpartizan (a former Hungarian CZcamsr playing shit games for content) covered this, he was "lucky" enough to finish the game without crashes though during the on-rails mission he only managed to pass the level due to a bug where instead of the truck full of enemies, only the wheels of the trucks spawned in
At 11:30 I could not stop rewatching the bird "flying" animation. Feathery dude just zippin all over. Why even bother coding movement if you don't have remotely serviceable animation??
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You should try Battlestations Pacific or midway first
The only reason why I know about this game, is TheRussianBadger video on it. Now I have to try this. They have the Pacific theater!
I've got a mod for Half-Life that's really unique and from what I know, hasn't been covered yet that I think would be a great mod to try out. It's called Half-Life Invasion. It's like a sort of continuation of the ending of Half Life 1, where Freeman is saved last second before getting teleported "to the battle he has no chance of winning" This mod adds a lot of stuff and changes a lot of things. It has new weapons, previously existing weapons have new skins, reload animations, and changes to their stats. (MP5 for example holds 30 rounds instead of 50) This mod also adds bullet penetration, dismemberment, improved special effects, they even made it so that the guns kill much quicker and made headshots much more lethal. This mod also treats batteries and medkits differently where you can store them for times you need them where you can press a button to use them. This mod also boasts a new armor system where specific parts can get damaged and effect how how much damage you take to that limb (for example if the arm is damaged but the rest of the body isn't, you will only take increased damage to that arm.) There's plenty of other stuff, but I want you to find out yourself in case you want to try it out. Keep in mind that it's difficult and it's in a different language. There should be an option to change it so that there's English subtitles tho. Also, you should make some changes to the key bindings when you first start it as they are a bit crap.
Esse jogo e muito bom jogo todos os dias
The game is hot garbage
Get a real job
Game is quite literally: “We have Metro at home”
This was before Metro still not good though lol
@@acev3521 The original Metro book predates this game with few years.
@@current9300 i believe he meant this game released before metro released
..before METRO even existed
Not really, it's just a shooter with a pretty stock-standard story. "Hero vs the bad people. There will be action" It barely even matters that it takes place in the Soviet Union.
I wish jarek would cover the suffering games they are legit hidden gems
Well...........at least the first one is
@@kingdomkey2262 both of them are
@@kingdomkey2262 second one isn’t bad bro I’ve never understood the hate the second one got, sure it’s not as scary as the first but it was so fun to transform and tear ass
A hidden gems? There are a lot of reviews from big youtubers about them, not so hidden anymore
@@kittycat1376 I still want jarek to cover it
I love former-USSR developed games (the STALKER series, the Metro series, Stalin's Subway, the Death to Spies series, You Are Empty, etc.), and this review has been so much fun to watch!
I wish I was able to follow your streams.
I wish to god more Action Forms games would be rereleased like Chasm did. I desperately wanna experience Vivisector and Cryostasis.
@@WTFisTingispingis action forms is in the mobile game mines adjacent to the cod mine that raven software is stuck in.
The Stalin Subway doesn't really deserve to be mentioned alongside the others. Especially Red Veil with it's broken difficulty is just painful. But You are empty is pretty good for how little known it is.
Slavjank, It's called Slavjank.
Also I don't think this game deserves to be grouped with the other games you mentioned.
@@burningsheep4473 The City Council ! Yah.
Must have had the perfect Windows 7 AMD rig in 2015 because I played the first Stalin Subway with zero crashes. It's just pure unadulterated jank held together with ridiculous gibs, stiff action-figure ragdolls and a broken bunny-hop mechanic. The first also had far more guns, enemies and level variety lol.
Can't remember if it was the first or the second game because the dude you Escort in Red Veil is the main protagonist of the first Stalin Subway and just outright declares marriage to one of the female side-characters out of nowhere with no context or prior history of romantic interest as the final spoken word in the game.
Jarek: Is bad at finding secrets in levels.
Developer: Hides the path to progress in the map.
I first saw this game from an old youtuber who was playing bad PC games to introduce them. During the car ride mission there is a strong chance that the cars do not spawn fully, just the wheels. That way you are chased by a set of wheels and you cannot shoot them so the wheels will keep killing you. Also the bullets ricochet off from metal surfaces so if you try to hide from that insane barrage the NPCs lay down on you, try to pick a spot with not many metal surfaces or you can still get hit.
Yeah, the first game has a chase sequence where your little train is being followed by a similar one with a driver and two KGB-people shooting at the player. They would spawn in random combinations when the game was actually managing to kind of load semi-properly. I had one instance where there was simply nobody in there, making the sequence unbeatable :D
That's Rossz PC Játék(series),glad to see another FreedyD fan.Old times never pass(ever since it was in 2007 too).
@@byrussia4536 His videos were hillarious and probably the cause of my love for watching people play terrible games!
@@lebitelexie9350 Me too,absolutely love!Te is magyar vagy gondolom,ugye?
@@byrussia4536 Persze. Sokat néztem azokat a videókat. Pár poén azóta is velem maradt.
Not the Metro we wanted, but the Metro we needed.
Metro-2 was the original title. Just in Cyrillic obviously.
That same studio, Orion Games, actually made a great hidden gem called "Cernaja Metka". It's like Condemned: Criminal Origins, a first-person shooter with a lot of melee and horror elements added.
Yeah,you are selected by the death gameshow and you are basically chased to death.It has a very outstanding sneaking mechanic and some cool secrets.
@@byrussia4536 Sounds like Manhunt, in a way.
I remember playing Stalin Subway a few years ago, and despite the game running like ass, and having ridiculous rendering problems, i had a great deal of fun with it. it's not a good game by any means, but it's not the worst thing i've played either. it was the kinda game that's hilariously bad and you have fun with it because of its problems.
That's very true. And it wasn't all bad. Shooting SMGs at short range was ok and there was one section which was just some navigation without enemies. The game could have need a little more variety like that. But in the end one reason why I finished the game was definitely just how broken the whole thing was and also how odd the story is.
Wow, that's really a struggle to go through. Quite honestly, I don't know why the games tend to crash in your computer. So, out of curiosity, I decided like a few weeks ago to play test the games to see if they work in my computer. Took a little while to load which is like 5 minutes for the first game whereas the second game just straight up loads up for about a few seconds. So, in the first game, besides the options text and subtitles being messed up, the rest of the game works fine in my computer. For the second game, I have no issues whatsoever like no crashes or text messed up. Now, there's one note I want to bring up, your computer is like a 3080, my computer is Windows Bootcamp (in Windows 10 by the way) which is in my iMac that has 90 GB in storage. Which brings me to think, "you're telling me these two games work in my Windows Bootcamp which has average capabilities whereas the 3080 computer which has tons of technical capabilities tends to not work? What!?" Yeah, I was dumbfounded honestly. I don't know what to make of this. For my opinion about these games, to me they're pretty mediocre as whole, they're not amazing, but not the worst either. I just didn't expect that regarding your analysis video of these two games of what makes them not good is because they tend to crash in your computer. Wow, I'm sorry that you had to go through that experience. I'm not even sure what to say at this point, let me what you think about this.
As you see, the more modern system is, the more unstable it will be. Your computer is by storage size very old and therefore more stable to be played on.
I think he could for example try forcing compatibility and limit FPS to 30 or 60 to have a more stable experience, but the crashes will be inevitable without a lot of work put into it and even then it will probably crash sometimes.
@@KeyUSeeCZ ok, yeah, it makes sense when it comes to modern computers and older games back in the 2000s. Interestingly enough, my storage size isn’t that old, it’s been around for like 1-2 years, like I said earlier, this is from Windows Bootcamp which I’m using windows 10 version that is in my iMac. I mean if you’re referring to the entire storage drive which is the iMac itself alongside bootcamp as well (for I have to partition the size of drive to make way for the windows 10 bootcamp to work) as very old since I have the iMac since 2016 which is like 7 years, in that case……. Yeah, that’s probably the case then. Anyways, thanks for sharing the info with me, I appreciated it.
The game randomly working for different stretches of time before a CTD is actually intentional, it really puts the player in the mindset of the characters in game, constantly telling themself "This time, it WILL work!".
You should play their Condemned: Criminal Origins clone next. "The Hunt"
@@Elatenl It's all true. And it is my favorite Orion game.
Poor Jarek, always suffering for the sake of trying bad games.
More please :3
5:17 is that Sidorovich before the Chernobyl incident??
Have you ever covered the Project IGI games? If not I think they would fit nicely into this channel.
@@Elatenl True, they are quite stealthy.
The only reason I know of IGI is because they canceled 83 in favor of a new IGI game.
@@Elatenl the first game is not really
I really wish I could get this game to work again, it is absolutely insane stuff for good and bad reasons. One of my favourite bugs is how the sniper rifle and the rocket launcher use the same ammo, resulting in an amazing bug where occasionally the sniper would shoot rockets, and vice versa. The story is utterly incomprehensible and the gameplay is like half life on a full bottle of vodka.
What if you tried running it using a Windows XP virtual machine? That could trick the game into thinking you had an older pc and would stop it crashing as much. I've heard that works for some older games.
Virtual machines can't really handle hardware accelerated graphics though, which is always a problem. At least not in hypervisors such as VirtualBox.
yep some old game really did not thing trought how it handles hardware.
like there are game where if the CPU speed is divideble by 3 it will just crash oh you got a 3Ghz CPU well guess your not playing this game then.
@@FlyboyHelosim They actually can, you just have to map your graphics card and not only your CPU. Obviously not all free VMs support this, but paid one usually allows it.
I legitimately cannot get this game to run on my PC.
Edit: I see now that my inability to get this game to run was actually a good thing.
No stalins found! Cannot get unit: not enough space!
Bestest of lines
I like how trying to not make the games crash is like a game itself
I love how the thumbnail includes cover of the game from ABC (czech magazine about technology, science and nature for kids and teens). Gives me a nostalgia trip, when I was also buying games that they were selling with these magazines xD
@@Elatenl and let's not forget Mafia from Daniel Vávra.
@@Elatenl We never stoped producing them, Arma III and Kingdom Come: Deliverence are both Czech as well :)
@@Elatenl I mean, new Arma is in development and Arma Reforged (defacto demo) is available + they released DLCs until 2020.
Its not Indie, but AA, just like old Eurojank or Slavjank games usually were.
We don’t really need to prove ourselves anything as ETS2 and Arma are still in top 100 on Steam, its just unkind to say we don’t have great/good games in 2010s or they are none coming in 2020s. :)
@@Elatenl Im sorry you took it this way, i read the HAD part and took it as somehow we don’t have good games today, which after-all it implies, especially after the 10 years ago and Indie game comment.
So i simply clarified or correct what you said.
Early high school I bought a beefy laptop on sale. 12gb ddr3, i7, 1tb hdd, 17in screen. Not a gaming machine but I knew I could getaway w/integrated graphics for what I wanted to play. I'd browse abandonment sites all day and remember finding footage of this game. Iirc I downloaded it, couldn't get it running, and deleted it. This was over 10yrs ago and your video has reminded me.
Nice change of content Jarek, analyzing historical infrastructure, very random topic to start with Stalin's Soviet subway system but still a good start
Cover more topics like that
Hey Jarek, how interested would you be in covering Advent Rising? It's got a lot of bugs and is so 2005 it hurts, but there's something about it that just keeps drawing me to it.
Stalin’s Subway sounds like a Soviet-era sandwich shop where you’re sent to the gulags if you dare to complain to the staff about getting too much mayonnaise on your foot long. 😜
I love the videos where you review "bad games" , but they turn out as hidden gems and you have a lot of fun
10:52 "I'm gonna die and I literally can't do anything about it" is a pretty good summary of this game
Red Veil was really bad. It is only 90 minutes long.
But well, next to the enemies that fell from the room, this game is notirous known for the invisible cars in the chase mission, which you can not destroy, but they can destroy you. Had to quick save/load through this passage back then, because the cars maybe appear in another reload.
The Stalin Subway was much better actually. Even it is not a very good game, but well, it was average at least.
Also you can play in two famous games from this developers - The Hunt and Hell Forces
Omg THANK YOU so much thank for making this vidéo ive Always wanted to see you try stalin Subway for years i cant wait to see you trying the second 😆💖 love your content keep it up 😁🔥
Love the TS2 Menu music!!! Straight jammer!
"Dont forget to read commerade Stalins speeches dad!!"
This isn't subway surfer! Where's family guy playing above this video?!?
5:28 has that special "The Room" Tommy Wiseau kinda cheese to it. "Start it nowwwwww"
That Time Splitters music😢😢😢
The Stalin Subway is one of those rare games that uses the HellForces engine.
BTW... do Hellforces! Please. =D
11:50. I think Bender said it best. LETS GO ALREADYYYYY!!!!!
I always enjoyed this game's ost, idk why, it provides for a unique atmosphere/vibe I guess. Shootouts in the high rise Art-Deco Stalinist neighborhoods. I didn't even know it had a sequel (won't bother with it).
For years now I’ve been watching you play absolutely awful games man. We all greatly appreciate the sanity you’ve sacrificed for us. Also, I’ve been loving Enlisted. It’s been a hell of a good time on Series X.
Jarek can you do a video on a ww2 fps call mortyr?
What is the name of the light in your background jarek? Or anybody that knows @2:37
I remember having this on a demo disk and later buying the full game out of fascination from the demo video that was on the disk. I used to love the game for how it looked and played. Like nothing at the time.
1: Wow I found a mobile NPC in a game who I believe actually walks slower then I do IRL. (I've had health issues affecting my legs since I was born) Naturally the developers made him an escortee to make sure no one could ever doubt their cruelty.
2: So thjis game, which is a 21st century FPS lacks a SHotgun. What could possibly make that seem like a good idea given the setting?
3: How did this do well enough to get a sequel?
Is this game running on (first) Painkiller engine? It looks similar.
And yeah, I'm talking about first game.
That was sick 😆 love your content keep it up Always wanted to see a review of this game im proud that i finished both of them without problèmes way back in the day 😂
Here's a suggestion for a game review: Rebel Moon Rising.
Orion made good games, they just never had enough time and budget to properly complete it. Btw, their game engine was written by one person.
What is the name of the theme at the end? I know it's from Doom but I don't know what's called
The Slav Jank Subway
This is Stalin Subway 2, a legendary bad game in hungarian youtube.
Freddy még velünk van lélekben.
I actually have a solution for the constant crashing, it's called being me because for some ungodly reason the games runs perfectly fine for me even though theoretically it shouldn't, like at all. Ah, the magic of old shitty games.
All aboard the jank express
why didnt youtube recomended me ur video for more that weeks ? wtf I watch every single one
Jarek you just have no Stalins you gotta get some to run it XD
Jarek the gaming dragon i have not seen play the unknown call of duty black ops on ds or cod mw3 on ds
hey jarek, could you do a review on manhunt? i know stealth games might not be your cup of tea, but manhunt is not as obnoxious as other stealth games
The disc version of this game has been sitting on my shelf for well over ten years. Possibly fifteen. Maybe it'll still run ok on this WinXP machine but... umm... nah.
És Jarek még megúszta a gonosz teherautókerekek támadását... :'( Rip FreddyD
The very definition of "SLAV-JANK".
It's called Metro 2 in Russian. Fun game. Played it with my dad a lot back in the day.
Should do Xenus 1 and Xenus 2, pretty much Russian far cry 1/2
played both of these games liked the first one more than the sequel
The past tense to troubleshoot isn't troubleshooted, it's troubleshat
I played it when I was a kid, I bought it back in 2013 for 10CZK with Czech dubbing. Honestly... I kinda like the first game even if it's a hell to start on modern PC, it's janky etc... But Red Veil? It just sucks, simply sucks, the first game is somewhat competent and entertaining but this... nah. I hate it. The Red Veil is best explained as "We have The Stalin Subway at home."
Probably useless for this instance anymore but generally speaking unskipable cutscenes that have to be in place sometimes can be replaced with a dummy video of under a second. This kind of fix often works on modern games so might be worth a try.
Man, this is crazy to watch.
Have you tried cryostasis on your new setup? Does it still crash?
I need to know this too.
Anyone remember the video from bro team pill?
awesome shirt! i know cause i bought the red one after seeing you wear it lol
What's the background music ?
How does this man keep finding craptastic fps games?
I am still waiting for a Battlestations Pacific review
You're going to be waiting a long time (forever) I cover shooters lol
I love those old russian FPS. They are all so crappy but they have certain magic to them.
So you could say this is the Dark Souls of slavik shooters?
Be careful on mafia 3 it's very glitchy trophies wise, I'm on 90% on it myself and just gave up because of bugged trophies
This game became a cult classic in Hungary, due to one of the earliest, high quality hungarian youtuber showcasing the game( His whole channel was about showing the worst games he could find.)
Every Hungarian knows that this game sucks, why it sucks and that this game is a part of our hearts, for that this game was in almost all of our childhood. Never forget this piece of junk.
I remember when Cr1tikal/Penguinz0 speedran the game.
King Zora can move faster than the man your escorting
ah the one giant flaw with steam, its near complete lack of quality control...
Not hating but that Enlisted game was really hard to understand how to get going and when I did it was just bots. I played on PC and maybe I'm doing something wrong but that was my experience.
The true game is the process of getting Stalin to work
But this is Metro 2 also known as Red Veil, the first one is Metro Stalin Subway
watch the video 2:20
@@Jarekthegamingdragonmy bad, overlooked it. It should have had a heading to stick 🤓
Are we gonna get a Half-Life 1 MMOD review? I had a BLAST with it.
Come on, all slavic jank games are like this because that's how life in the USSR was like
Did you try to force vsync or cap the framerate yet? I've never died that fast when i played this before, maybe your hardware spec is too powerful for this game to run properly
I always cap old games at 60fps max. This is just how this game is. You're probably thinking of the first game and not the sequel.
I remember having so much problem running this with a nvidia card that i had to switch to my onboard intel hd 4400 and the game behaved much better. On windows 10 and above this piece of shit probably need a compatiblity layer like DxWnd to help it runs
Yeah, when I recently replayed Cryostasis I had massive lag and it turns out the easiest solution is just to force it to run at 30 fps.
@@RedHazeCh Yeah there are a ton of random regressions for dx9 and earlier on Nvidia Turing and newer gpus (gtx16/rtx20+). There are quite a few games that are borked. DXVK on Windows sometimes works around this, but using Wine on Linux with dxvk (or just use proton) has the best compatibility with older games like this.
I honestly enjoy Subway a bit but Red Veil is awful, ( was lucky with crashes though.) Red Veil makes alot of awful gameplay changes, such as dying faster, removing weapons and not rewarding exploration at all.
Still waiting for Commandos Strike Force, since Hour of Victory copied it.
Did you try putting it in rice?
Honestly even if this game runs like *ss and crash a lot, I still like the graphic. The developer made the models (Player, NPCs, Weapons, Vehicles) accurately to its real world counterpart.
"BETCH"
- Jank Soldier
ooof, I remember this garbage from when FreddyD AKA jatekpartizan (a former Hungarian CZcamsr playing shit games for content) covered this, he was "lucky" enough to finish the game without crashes
though during the on-rails mission he only managed to pass the level due to a bug where instead of the truck full of enemies, only the wheels of the trucks spawned in
JAREK, does Enlisted have offline mode with bots?
At 11:30 I could not stop rewatching the bird "flying" animation. Feathery dude just zippin all over. Why even bother coding movement if you don't have remotely serviceable animation??
I bought this game for 2 euro in around 2008. Crashed all the time back then.
Actually liked this game…
Jarek could you do a review of Perfect Dark Zerofor the Xbox 360 one day? That game was pure shit but would make a great video
stalin subway doesn't sound like a great place to eat a Sub
GLORIOUS SOVIET UNION COMRADE!!! The Game.
хахаха, ахереть, даже американцы до нее добрались