You gotta love Kawasaki! I still miss my old KZ -1300. It only had 120 HP at the crank, but with six cylinders and 120° crank throw you'd get a power pulse every 1/3 turn of the crank. It was only a 12 second bike, but it was still like riding the ACME Coyote slingshot! And the sound it made coming coming up to redline was enough to unhinge your mind. It's a shame that Kawasaki doesn't make a 1400 six banger Ninja. Just for grins and giggles...😊 It wouldn't be practical, but it would be awesome 😎
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂 Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
I'm scared of this, i witnessed my friend's bike chain broke while testing, it cut clean through his jeans pants and tearing his thigh, luckily he didn't lose a leg, just needed a surgery for his torn thigh muscles
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
@@OnlyBlix Are you mental? Can you fathom how much force is exerted through that chain with every gear change. Obviously not, when you say, 'it's not doing much of anything'.
Sorry guys, but he's right. Notice, front wheel ain't spinning. The big red thing under/around it is locking it into place. You can see the force being exerted on the front shocks as they bounce with each gear shift. The reason for the chain, one on each side, is to keep the back wheel in the center of the cylinder spinning under it, instead of wobbling or fishtailing or anything
You realize, those cables are only holding average car horsepower back right? Those numbers are only impressive for a motorcycle, my pickup makes more than that stock
@@King-vx7dt so is weed but you still see me smoking joints 💀 and no, they’re not illegal. An H2R is not road legal, the H2 is. Hence the R- stands for “racing.” Halfwit.
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
That’s one solid piece of next level engineering. When you compare the size of everything to a car it’s crazy. 270 going through that back tire it’s amazing what those bearings do!
Well whats such a rocket science on getting 3x smaller engine than you would find in a car overload it with 3x more power, cut its life 3x less than a car???
If those cables snapped, he'll for sure enter Hogwarts train station.
Or the backrooms.
😂😂😂
Defo gonna need some magic words to beat that one 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“Fink you’re being funny do ya…platform 9 and 3/4’s”
If that cable snapped he’s legit going time travel 🤣
Cable ? Rope ? Hahaha
@@sharkPB6505well..typical keyboard warrior 😂
Nop
😂
Eñwyey
-This is stock?
-Yes officer.
🎉😮aamos
did u know those things rev up to 14000 rpm. when it revs up that high, the pistons are moving at around 93mph
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@@giovanniderenzis yeah i corrected it my fault
@@-MackAirsoft-dw it’s just a kid who found out what commenting is and put straight gibberish
@@BuffedAcheron alr
What my boss expects me to do during traffic jam
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah they expect you to plan ahead and leave early enough to account for traffic.
Your boss expects you to tune a Kawasaki H2R during a traffic jam? That's wild bro
@@dominicsene9168if everyone did that, the traffic jams would just move down an hour earlier..
😂😂😂😂
I’m a 49 year old Dad. I think I’ve survived a mid life crisis and now it’s time get me one of these.
You think? You should is what you are looking for
By all means, Sir. Go for it. Life begins at 170 mph !
LOVE FROM BRISBANE AUSTRALIA!❤❤ H2R KAWASAKI SUPERCHARGED 1000CC!! ALLA-KA-BLAAMO 💥💥💥
@@Rivet_Head242and ends at a tree
No, this is the mid-life crisis and u may not survive it😂
When your girlfriend says, she is alone at home😅.
🎉
The motorbike outside my window at 6 am 😂:
270 hp for a car:😅
270hp for a bike:💀
It's all about aerodynamics
😂
@@nebeskocarstvo2953 в весе тоже
My 100cc bike could only climb upto 90kmph, but it feels like I'm going on 300 😆
@@Gunzo568 because of aerodynamics. These 1000CC bikes keep the stability of the bike. And his tones of electronics.
me: peacefully sleeping
my neighbor next to me:
😂
Im that neighbour 😂
Me hearing you say: "Goodnight" !
Me
In 6am
Bro even tricked the air to turn into wind
If the cables snap he’s legit flying like E.T
If it weren't for those iron chains, I would be on Mars now 😂😂
Haha
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
This man had 8 balls when he was born, he kept two for himself rest 6 are known as infinity stones
😂😂😂😂
best comment😂
Waoo ...you took it from East coast to west coast 😂😂
Stolen
@@conconstantin7454so what it’s funny
She is the most humble
heartwarming person to ever
exist..😊😊😊
This bike doesn't even come close to our fastest Brazilian car, the Fiat uno
😅😢😂😮😮😢🎉
If it would happen even the slightest error he would meet Kawasaki's inventor 😂
real talk 😂😂😂
MY
Underrated comment
😂😂😂
But it didn't . Where you going with this bro?
Bros going so fast he’s going into the future💀💀
bro just try to never say something funny bcs you're not
@@OTHMAN-__- exactly 😭🤝
😂😂😂
We are all technically going into the future every second.
😮
If the holder brakes he will immediately fast travel to Gta 10
Your content always keeps me coming back for more.
Those iron chains deserve a raise
What iron chains?
Chains? Tf are you talking about
👑👑👑👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧐🧐🧐🧐😘😘😘😘😘
Rollers u mean
@@Jc-ks5lx he meant the strap
Guys who watched more than twice
👇
Mene 4 bar dekhi
Twice only..
9 times out of
НЕ считал
It’s been a week and I’m still watching
भाई आग साइलेंसर से निकला पर लगता है एक्सेलरेटर गरम हो गया 😂😂🎉
You gotta love Kawasaki! I still miss my old KZ -1300. It only had 120 HP at the crank, but with six cylinders and 120° crank throw you'd get a power pulse every 1/3 turn of the crank. It was only a 12 second bike, but it was still like riding the ACME Coyote slingshot! And the sound it made coming coming up to redline was enough to unhinge your mind.
It's a shame that Kawasaki doesn't make a 1400 six banger Ninja. Just for grins and giggles...😊 It wouldn't be practical, but it would be awesome 😎
It's so fast even the wind thought they were moving
On a rolling road the fan blows to cool the bike radiator or it'll over heat.
Ddddddffdddffcccx
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂
“Yo bro you got a lighter?”
“Nah I got better”🔥
Wake whole fu’kin town just for lighting a cigarette 😂🤣😂🤣
😊
Underrated comment fr.
a@@jalissukarman4766
Kawazaki
Se rompen las cadenas y viaje al espacio,que manera de tirar esa máquina 💯💯💯
Bro is legit making a movie scene in his garage💀😭😭
Bro's gonna enter the 5th dimension if the stoppage fails 💀
Fr
or heaven
😊
Yfhxueur
@@NotUnnamedXDwhich maybe is the 5th dimension
Cops: Do you know how fast you were staying still?
😂
😂😂😂
"I'd have stayed still longer if you didn't stop me, officer."
Ok.
Noice
Bike: "what is this sorcery??"
Rider: "Bikesturbation" 😎
Looks dangerous.
Brain: put your hand on the tire.
His wrist lasted the whole 10 seconds! 💪 😂
Also, yeah, those side straps being mounted directly to thin-ass sheet metal does look dangerous.. if that's all they're actually mounted to. We can't see underneath this dyno
0 kkkk 😊😮😂
Better yet: the exhaust pipe
My brain: Touch the exhaust to see if it's really as hot it looks
M 😂😂😂🎉@@huyendiem4433
Bro summoning hell in the exhaust 💀
Bro (insert text) 💀
lol
Bro (insert text) 💀
Tava torcendo pra moto 🛵 se soltar e ele ganhar um beijo 😘 da parede 🧱 kkkkkkkkkk😂.
That is so cool I love it when I say ghost how fast did you go🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🤓🤓😝😝😝😝😜😜😜😜🥹🥹😂😂😂😄😁😆🤪🤪
If those snap he’ll become an 19th century oil painting on the wall in front of him
Not really. The wheel is turning so fast it wouldn't catch the grip. It's simple physics
@@InTheBlueCornerSimple Physics doesn't work in CZcams comments section 😂
😂
😂😂
@@InTheBlueCorner🤓
His exhaust was a literal jet engine lmfao
I'm a bit confused with something that's why it took me a while I see nervous or scared unsure what to do about how to move on you've been debating something a move? Go forward in your decision you need to be independent on your own changes is hard even scary but you need to have confidence in yourself and you will be fine I feel like you're having problems with family or someone close to you have known for a long time that make you feel unhappy with what you're seeing around you and you're having some disappointment from those too trusted most in your life which made you feed up
And you also have someone in heaven that miss you Are these true love
It sounds like you're describing someone's exhaust system on their vehicle as being exceptionally loud or powerful, akin to a jet engine. That must have been quite an intense experience!
Bro is in CZcams replies now@@ChatGPT17
Мне одному показалось что он в конце сказал них#я се😂😂😂
@@ChatGPT17ai bots now????
If he revs that high, he's gonna break the sound barrier.
Thank you for demonstrating the safety and performance of Japanese cars.
Motorcyclists on a Sunday at 2pm on a public park be like:
Or at like 3 am in the morning😢
😮Ohhhhhh
2pm on a Sunday seems like the most reasonable possible time to do this
@@Miyykaelleave me alone
Around here, 2am
I’ve never been so impressed with someone going no where.
🏍️🏍️🏍️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️☢️☢️☢️☢️
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jajaja estoy de acuerdo hermano.
crazy, he is pretty fast too
I'm scared of this, i witnessed my friend's bike chain broke while testing, it cut clean through his jeans pants and tearing his thigh, luckily he didn't lose a leg, just needed a surgery for his torn thigh muscles
I can't wait to get one of these when I get older.😁
Bro be time traveling in his garage 💀✨
Even if he can't time travel, his wheels will, imagine in 1900 two wheels appearing spinning in the middle of a field on broad daylight 🫥
Gguyyyyuuuiiuuiioij8u8ii@@who_is_arnob
In fact, time passes somewhat more slowly on the surface of the spinning tire than in the space around it. Time dilation! So a grain of sand stuck to the wheel casing would really make a barely measurable journey through time.
@@yeah.but.what.about... Come on, I was just joking, that is nothing compared to the speed of light. Thank you tho!
🤬
Me: trying to sleep
The mosquito on my left ear:
LOL
Jajajaa c mamo
Underated 🤣🤣🤣
❤❤❤❤@@alexandercanomartinez8644
💀💀💀😭😭
WE ENTERING THE HEAVEN DOORS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Legend says he is still dancing till this day
Police officer; Sir, do you realize how fast you weren't going ???
350-400km/h
7777 mph
😂😂
what year is it?
@@Cardboardbox32hrgrydyyd
Bro said " fuck 0-60, let's go up to 200 mph"💀
Fr
พีผ่ฃส้้่นย่่า
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bbdlbd❤❤❤
@@jarinapp631nm x
So ein Schrott
if those chains snapped bro wouldve been traveling 100 Lightyears per hour 💀
The front wheel is clamped, so if the chain snapped, he would have done a sick endo before being sent through the wall.
Cop visits garage: "sir license and registration please?"
Biker: officer I’m not engaged in commerce, is this a custodial arrest?
Do you have a warrant?
😅😅
😂
Where is your helmet and safety gears😅
That bike is an absolute monster lol
Assim e fácil bora pra pista
300 hp on a bike is insane
Holy moly that's a lot of power
Too bad your comment is whack you can't think of anything cooler to say than laugh out loud people are such a joke
😢😢😢😢😮😮😮😢
Mengganti gigi tanpa menurunkan gas. Amazing
За то не разбился, красавчик.
That sound you hear when you're trying to talk to someone outside at night.
Oddly yeah 😂
Then I get scared because how loud it is 😂😂 😭😭
Yeah when someone does that I wish I have earplugs
Legal
@@user-bd1pl2sf9l but annoying at 2 in the morning
The cables are the only things preventing this man from traveling into a different timeline. 🌌♾️⏳
😂😂😂😂
More like traveling to his next life... XD
That was already posted, you plagiarist paraphrasing piece of thief💀
I watched TLC earlier and I was thinking maybe I should take him down🕝
The cables and the road being naughty and rolling all the time 😮😮😅😅😅
Bro trust that cable more than he does for his girl 💀💀💀
If that's cable is off then boom😂😂.
Bro will be in the next world
Why is my bike taking so long?
The shop:
How did he change gears
@@allanporter8321You can change gear without squeezing the clutch
I don’t get this comment
ty for testing ;)
@@Svengrustaben Me neither. Legit looks like a comment made by Chat GPT
“We take pride in our clients vehicles”
😂
Also the mechanics when the boss isnt in:
😂😈
P parte 2 o menino com a namorada
Que que é isso que você tá fazendo
❤😂😂😂😂
❤❤❤❤😂
Bro became ghost rider for a second 💀
Oh I got to see the speed on that Dyno 💯
I wish my relationship was as strong as those cables
Hahahahahhahahaha
I advise you to follow god and have a relationship with him the cable is strong i promise trust in god
@@robertomabinijr.9523 I do have a relationship with God and his son Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Those are my strongest relationships.
😮🥰😍😎⁷0llll
Hit me in the feels bro.
Bro going so quickly he made wind resistance
😨😨😨🔥🎉
On top of that, that exhaust looks like something out of Need for speed😂😂
True it does look like nfs heat
Dynos have fans to feed air into bikes and cars.
If those cables snapped he'll for sure go splat!
Bro if the cables snap he will be that one lightning McQueen scene
This how my wife argues. 1000% rocket. 0% damage
Jajaja Jajaja, tan humilde que saliste Jajaja
Not to mention the inlaws
Watching the chain flex. Ya, find another one that is stronger comes to mind.....
Narcissistic detected.
😊
If the iron chain snapped he would be on the other side of the world💀
It’s not the cables holding the bike. Watch again
@@bhyydy6353 Its just a cheap ratchet strap lol not the cheapest....but definitely not the best....in the back anyways. Shit upfront looks tight though
700 million plus congratulations bro 🎉🎉🎉❤🎉
🗣: How did u die?
Me: the cable snapped 💀💀💀
That ninja could be your mid life crisis and end of life all rolled into one . What a machine
end-life crisis?
@parteuy3434 possibly and probably but what a way to go
@@jamesryan5436 if you go out that way it will be closed casket for sure.
That’s what insurance is for.jk
Well my buddy and his new wife died on one because of a hit and run
This is shows that kawasakis can win those drag races with cars, it’s the rider that matters
And Because of its aerodynamics and Light weight🚀
I can't imaging fully tuning the h2r.
Not only the rider but wheelie issues.
@@mush0847 fr
@@mush0847 then extend the swing arm
this bro changes gears without letting go of the gas
I would like to compliment you on your diligence.
I'm convinced the greatest mechanical part of this is the chain.
...It's not even doing much of anything
@@OnlyBlix Are you mental? Can you fathom how much force is exerted through that chain with every gear change. Obviously not, when you say, 'it's not doing much of anything'.
@@OnlyBlix Its literally handling and delivering every watt of power
Sorry guys, but he's right. Notice, front wheel ain't spinning. The big red thing under/around it is locking it into place. You can see the force being exerted on the front shocks as they bounce with each gear shift.
The reason for the chain, one on each side, is to keep the back wheel in the center of the cylinder spinning under it, instead of wobbling or fishtailing or anything
@@Crowfistit's literally there to make sure it doesn't move left or right
When i tell someone I'm stuck in traffic and they say "okay hurry up"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA
Stuck faster!
@@JackahoonaLaGuna 😂😂
😂
ഇത് ചെയ്യുമ്പോ എന്താ തലമുടി പറക്കുന്നെ tyer mathram alle തിരിയുന്നത് 😂😂
Loud Coringa depois de comprar uma kawasaki kkkk😂😂
'THOSE TIRES ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL 2026'💀
Ur supposed to say 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
After that
That one neighbour at 2 a.m😖
Dat shii got afterburners💀
My intrusive thoughts:
Touch it, touch it!, Touch it!!, TOUCH ITTT
Big respect to the cable , holds the beast like a boss.
Didn't you see the front wheel is choked?
@@crf80fdarkdaysits a joke
God its sad to see people needing to get told that its a joke. Sad people.
another wheel under his back wheel, it'll spin. no problem if the wheel touch it.
You realize, those cables are only holding average car horsepower back right? Those numbers are only impressive for a motorcycle, my pickup makes more than that stock
I’ve ridden one. Neighbor owns it.
I got on, let off the clutch, went half a mile down the road, turned around, came back, parked it, and said NOPE.
Lol
Liar. Its illegal on road
@@King-vx7dthe means a bike dummas and how do you know it’s illegal 🤡🤡🤡🤡💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@King-vx7dt so is weed but you still see me smoking joints 💀 and no, they’re not illegal. An H2R is not road legal, the H2 is. Hence the R- stands for “racing.” Halfwit.
@@Wholeberrywtcalls someone dumb, but can't even spell "dumbass". You lose, go back to primary school.
He just got every girl watching this pregnant
Cops- U get a ticket because u were going 300+
Rider-OH COME ONNNNNNNN!!!!
I’ve watched it 6 times just because it sounds so good!
For some people, it's the last sound they hear before they die
15 por que lo vale
Same here
Very subjective. I hate when people rev up their engines near me. I find it annoying (because they're like "hey look at me") and it's too noisy.
Cop: here, you have 500 dollars to pay for being so still at a high speed.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
funny
Silly sausage, I prefer bacon 🐷
Imagine that.. Police officer walks up from behind and says "Sir do you know how fast you were going" and the man says "what? I was standing still" then the cop says "sir, i saw the tacko reading and it had 220 on it, he's the fine you can explain it to the judge"
BANGING🎉 THAT SOUND IS AWESOME
모터사이클은 다 저렇다치고.. 뒷바퀴를 떠받히는 저 롤이 대단하네요
Those shifts are brutal
Bike was galloping down the dyno lol
تعویض دنده
Quick shifter lol
That’s one solid piece of next level engineering. When you compare the size of everything to a car it’s crazy. 270 going through that back tire it’s amazing what those bearings do!
Incredible engineering. The bike alone is just cool but the engineering behind it is next level
Well whats such a rocket science on getting 3x smaller engine than you would find in a car overload it with 3x more power, cut its life 3x less than a car???
@@SimonJaneckono one understands wtf your saying my friend.
Ok.
Noice
I want one of these. The H2R, Ducati Panigale V4R & Yamaha R1 are my favorite bikes, and I think the H2R rides almost 250 mph.
That's a very nice hairdo you're wearing.
If that cable snaps we flying out of earth with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🤓
@@snow1366🤣
I dont think so it must get to 1000 mph until it snaps
He does not have any protection like any protective gear 😔. This is not a safe working environment
😮😅
That's the safest ride i have ever seen at that speed😮
How fast was it going...
😂😂😂
@@lolums1458d😢😂 CD d😂😂😂😂
@@mohamed-amine8256x😂😂cc , era by dr 6
@@lolums1458300km
Looks like the watch my dad brought for me when im little
Vah kya to speed hai❤❤❤❤❤ O bhai kya to speed hai yaar Mar jaega😅😅😅😅😅😅
bro getting wind in his hair without even moving man
No sé hablar inglés a si que traduzca hay algo que se llama
Cooling fan
😂
There's a fan in front of him
@@sin._nombre🎉😢