To be fair there are both ales and beers with absurd ABV content, I think the highest is like 82% or something. They are indeed just fucking varnish in a bottle but can get away with calling themselves that by following very careful guidelines and maybe jumping through a few hoops. Some companies seem to have been made solely to produce these niche products.
Well moonshine is moonshine because its made illegally. Anything being sold commercially cant be moonshine due to it being legally made. If the bottle says moonshine on it, its just distilled alcohol (basically just shitty vodka).
I'm obsessed with the sound design of this one. You could convince me this was audio taken from an actual 90s commercial and I wouldn't question it even once.
Lol, well it is Wizard Beer, maybe there's some magical properties covering up that grain liquor taste, cuz if not that shit would probably taste like gasoline that had a teabag in it for a couple seconds 😂😂😂
But I guess being as irritating and loud as possible is cheaper and works better anyway. Either that or companies nowadays are just dumb just like CZcams. 😒
True. Both films were my childhood growing up. The animation also reminds me of “The Last Unicorn”, 80s-era Ghibli films, and Miyazaki’s animation style in the late 1970s-1980s.
@@someguynamedmatt2907 He's an animator that mostly made videos depicting furries getting brutally murdered and mangled, it was all fun and games until he went and groomed a minor who just so happened to be a furry, so, yeah, not all that cool anymore
There is actually a brewery near me in Boca Raton that brews a beer called The Wizard lol. It would be pretty funny if they paid worthy kids to use this as an actual ad
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This secret ale made from hops collected from distant prairies by an army of little owls won't hurt you, but it may make you more muscular and powerful.
you made this so authentically 90's with the audio quality and the pacing of the dialogue, plus the tagline just being the commercial again is just genius
He asks "how did you get here?", but like, there's a path, man. And it's at the top of the kind of mountain that has a forest on it. Seems like a pleasant hike
It's astounding how accurate the boy's scratchy voice is. There were a *ton* of cartoon characters in the nineties who had that distinct quality to their voice that you don't really see anymore. It's a perfect recreation.
Dear adventurer, follow this recipe- It has been passed down in wizard generations. But I am afraid you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself. 1 litre of Methasterone 3 ounces of Oxymetholone 1 quart of Oxycodone 60 wheeled carts of hardened whale sperm Then mix the ingredients in your internal digestion bag! Good luck on your quest!
@@WolfyRed “Hops used in beer making are a flower of the plant called the common hop, or Humulus lupulus to give the scientific name. The plant is a cousin of the cannabis plant, but the flowers themselves play no part in the narcotic properties of beer - that's entirely down to the alcohol formed during the brewing process.”.
I've watched this dozens of times at this point and I JUST realized it starts as an ad for wizard "ale" but only in the end do they call it wizard "beer"
I just noticed this too. Wizard won't tell his secrets but I imagine it's like after the guy discovered him and tried the drink, he had to change the name to keep it secret.
@@firstlast9855 yeh I went and watched most of his videos and with their slight movements it actually kinda seemed obvious but with this it through me of because of all the static movement. I like the burger one where he gives Steve the heavy hat🤣
The craziest part is that this is all done in Blender with 3D models. He's perfectly capturing these older animation styles with completely different tools
There is a certain art, I'd argue, in capturing that 70s-90s commercial feel that is similar to making a TikTok or CZcams short. The way the words and conversation has to butt up against itself to save time, the way the visual storytelling has to be immediately distinct so you can keep up, it's beautiful, man.
Is nobody gonna talk about the perfect label-toward-the-camera action when the wizard passes the beer? That was the most convincing part of the whole animation to me. You know they need that brand recognition.
D&D one shot: a local tavern had run out of its most popular liquor. It turns out it’s made by a wizard who has been using owls to steal hops from fey touched prairies in the woods, and now the spirites are striking back
Better yet he is a player character human "wizard" studying alchemy to be a brewmaster. A Liquormancer if you will. He doesnt know any traditional magic- just spells and abilities that would make his main objectives more successful. He quests to find better ingredients for his various brews.
My friends and I came up with a BrewMaster, and his minions The Knights Who Say DWI! (Pronounce it like "dwee", so as to match the Holy Grail's Monty Python sketch.) He's basically like what if this guy and a villain in an 80s cartoon PSA about drugs and alcohol met and shook hands.
The wizard's dialogue really sells the impression that he has been up here alone on the mountain for WAAAAY too long with nobody to talk to but his army of little owls. 😂
I like how the tagline is just the entire commercial again.
It's like a spell you have to recite it each time
The repetition helps it stick!
I think I just love all of this lmao
And the audio fading out as the camera pans off the text.
I like that too !
I like how he angrily insists that it’s a secret but he also can’t stop talking about it in excruciating detail.
he's just so excited he has someone to share his secret to
"it's a secret, tell all your friends" 😅
Usidore the Blue vibes
I believe he wants to entrust his secret to trusty individuals of integral hearts.
He’s proud
80% alcohol! That’s not an ale, that’s moonshine!
it could literally serve as rubbing alcohol
To be fair there are both ales and beers with absurd ABV content, I think the highest is like 82% or something. They are indeed just fucking varnish in a bottle but can get away with calling themselves that by following very careful guidelines and maybe jumping through a few hoops. Some companies seem to have been made solely to produce these niche products.
Hand sanitizer
Well moonshine is moonshine because its made illegally. Anything being sold commercially cant be moonshine due to it being legally made. If the bottle says moonshine on it, its just distilled alcohol (basically just shitty vodka).
That's paint thinner
“This is my secret mountaintop”
*procedes to tell the lad everything*
You have to be in the know to know. You know?
@@slowkabalwhat..?
That does seem to be wizards MO. Keep things a secret until they get discovered then spill ALL THE BEANS. Just like the Wizard of Oz
"This is my secret mountaintop"
Makes a commercial about it and posts it to CZcams.
@@slowkabal "this morning i woke up today in this morning" ahh sentence
"We brew it and it's good and it's delicious" goes fucking hard
and it's made of hops
@@odinvik7821that we collect from prairies, the distant prairies in the woods
@@odinvik7821 that the wizerd and his little owls collect from the prares distant prares in the woods
@@dragonhammer0625coming to a tavern near you
@@dragonhammer0625 How does it taste though?
I'm obsessed with the sound design of this one. You could convince me this was audio taken from an actual 90s commercial and I wouldn't question it even once.
It looks like a Ralph Bakshi animation.
@@samsanimationcorner3820you beat me to! I just watched the wizards movie a month ago.
feels more late 70's - early 80's
Exactly what I was thinking! Could be selling cereal or a toy, and I'd be eating it up, waiting for the next cartoon! Subbed!
Definitely sounds like a commercial from that era
I really like how this Wizard is torn between wanting to show off his beer, but also wanting to make it a secret because it's cooler.
I feel like you're legally required to make a real beer now
Maybe they did, but we won't know, because It's SECRET
it has to be 80% alc aswell 🤣
@CrabKFP everything leaves a trace, my friend. Just look up at the sky and pay attention the next time you see an owl carrying hops
80% alc and that kid is just chugging it, what a trooper
No wonder it's a secret, the ATF is gonna get him for moon shining.
Lol, well it is Wizard Beer, maybe there's some magical properties covering up that grain liquor taste, cuz if not that shit would probably taste like gasoline that had a teabag in it for a couple seconds 😂😂😂
@@theleonpasta7336
A bitter price to pay for the power of swol
@@amergingilesAtf is a bunch of nazis shine on
Must be a dark fantasy world, where everyone's used to drinking to forget the horrors.
if modern ads were like this i literally would go out of my way to watch advertisements for fun
That’s what I’m saying
Same
I'll take all the nonsense if they just sell me on the product.
I agree most of them now either just exist or is just weird with a few exceptions
But I guess being as irritating and loud as possible is cheaper and works better anyway.
Either that or companies nowadays are just dumb just like CZcams. 😒
"So this is where Major Cloog lives.."
"I GROOM MINORS!!!"
I LOVE [DIGITAL FOOTPRINTS]
THIS IS WHERE MY … DISCORD GOT DOXXED ON 4CHAN!!!
just say miners not minors@@memesoon8361
i recognize that version more than the original
I love this animation. Brings me back to movies like Black Cauldron and Secret of Nym
True. Both films were my childhood growing up. The animation also reminds me of “The Last Unicorn”, 80s-era Ghibli films, and Miyazaki’s animation style in the late 1970s-1980s.
I love how the pacing is EXACTLY like typical commercials
Reminds me of those old Tootsie pop commercials
A breakfast cereal commercial no less
Hi Corey
Hi Corey
Hi Corey
This is how alcohol works in Fallout.
+3 RAD
literally sujamma from morrowind
+1 charisma
-1 intelligence
+1 luck (+1 strength)
Alcohol in fallout works like how meth works irl 💀
@@blu7384 Mmmm, Sunset Smackarilla
Didn’t grow up in the 80s/90s, but this video makes me wish I did
I wish cereal adds in the 90s were like this.
@@thephantomoftheparadise5666 That's the cool part. They were.
TVs are a household item in our dnd campaign thanks to artificer fuckery so I'm gonna be adding this to my dnd campaign
"Coming to a tavern near you, except it wont because its secret".😂😂😂
BECAUSE IT'S A SECRET 🧙♂️⚡⚡
imagine if this getting so popular wizard ale becomes real lmao
@@buttermati0ns649 There's "The wizard" Ale. There's a lot of beer out there.
Because invites are CLOSED!
Seeing a wizard use his potion knowledge to brew beer so he can get drunk without anyone bothering him is an amazing TTRPG character idea.
drunk wizard would be a fun Dungeons and Dragons character for sure, you can make bad decisions and its in character because you are not sober.
PF2e’s alchemist class would be perfect for this!
@@casem8723 So would PF1E's! (Sorry, I just had to insert, because 1st edition still exists and is good, it's just way crunchier than 2E.)
@@thestic6349 true! I'm just not much of a mathfinder fan LOL
Wizard moonshiner is a hilarious concept.
i love his gnarly fingernails. Also I want this audio for my morning alarm.
i was fully expecting him to go "this is my secret mountain top, where I brew my CERVEZA CRISTAL"
Reminiscent of kids cereal commercials in the 90s.
Well beer is made from barley, so it is indeed a cereal ad for 90's kids
I swear if you start the "is bread soup" argument here...
@@Clyman974lol😂
Lol I was thinking the same thing!
I wasn't even around during the 90s and I still find this nostalgic
Its the pacing, audio cues and music that just SCREAMS a cereal/food mascot commercial from the 80s to early 90s. This tickles my brain me likey.
I just keep thinking Lucky Charms. Those ad agencies got me good.
Please never say “me likey” ever again for the remainder of your entire existence.
@@lordtachanka903 I literally say it every time I bust a nut. Can't.
Yeah, the pacing and cues are super on point.
Me no likey @@lordtachanka903
So this is where major cloog lives!
I [404 FILE NOT FOUND]
This perfectly captures the 80s/90s/2000s commercial vibes perfectly.
It feels weird knowing that this is the original
So this is where Major Cloog lives
@@-boondoggle-6134can u explain to me who Major Cloog is? am very confused and I keep seeing comments joking about it
@@someguynamedmatt2907 He's an animator that mostly made videos depicting furries getting brutally murdered and mangled, it was all fun and games until he went and groomed a minor who just so happened to be a furry, so, yeah, not all that cool anymore
@@someguynamedmatt2907he groomed a 11 year old
@@someguynamedmatt2907damn now i wanna know
A mountain in the middle of the woods with a prairie inside it (but distant). The geography of this place goes NUTS
the mountain is a secret
its wizard stuff, you wouldnt understand.
Is the prairie inside the mountain or the woods?
It's non euclidean geometry magic.
Man, that's just Tennessee with more wizards
The belt color disappearing for a second was the cherry on top. So much like 90s animation.
There is actually a brewery near me in Boca Raton that brews a beer called The Wizard lol. It would be pretty funny if they paid worthy kids to use this as an actual ad
I like how it's name changes from "wizard ale" to "wizard beer" partways through
Ohh I hadn't noticed, that's fun
maybe the brand is Wizard Beer and the product is Wizard Ale
All ale is beer, not all beer is ale.
The brand is probably called wozard beer or just wizard and wizard ale is one of its products
Thats how it stays secret
I like how it changes from being called “Wizard Ale” to “Wizard Beer”
almost no one is mentioning this 😂
It tested better with focus groups.
I’d like to think the brand’s called *Wizard Beer* and the ale is *Wizard Ale*
Either that, or he’s SUPER drunk
not to be confused with wizard lager
It’s magic ale. Turns to beer!
I can't unheard the "I GROOM MINORS"
Dude, what?
@@alecLogan a meme about a child predator
"Wow what a cool mountain!"
Major Cloog: "I GR00000M MIN0RS!!!"
"the... distant praries in the woods" is sending me
you know, those grassy praries that grow among the trees... in the woods...
@@solarupdraft with the hops vines, which love growing on... grasses
big orson welles energy
@@cipherpol007 i was searching for this comment i love you
It does make you wonder if a beer would taste better if you foraged all the ingredients. It sounds delicious.
This is straight up like a saturday morning cartoon cereal commercial but instead of cereal, it's alcohol. Absolutely Awesome Job Here!
Yooo!!! Fancy meeting you here old friend.
@@GUNS_jk Likewise my dude! Hope you have an Awesome Weekend! Peace!
This is 3D
It feels nostalgic like a childhood
i cant get the "I GROOM MINORS" edit out of my head everytime i see this
"WonkyGrooms?"
first thing that came to mind
Cloog Inc
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This secret ale made from hops collected from distant prairies by an army of little owls won't hurt you, but it may make you more muscular and powerful.
You forgot IN THE WOODS.
Urk!! My body!
Don't forget that it's made from hops from the Prairie!
@@Bad.Medicine of the distant prairies in the woods
Man I wish I read that warning before drinking it
“Hops that we collect from the prairies. The distant prairies in the woods” took me so long to comprehend.
I dont get it then
@@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
Prairies in the woods.
Think about it…
yeah I know, it doesnt make sense so its funny, does it go any deeper? what took time to understand?@@SoulCore413
@@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369
Maybe it’s like some sort of meadow.
Yeah maybe, not sure, but I like the delivery at least lol@@SoulCore413
Jesus the pacing and dialogue feels so incredibly accurate to the ads I grew up with
If beer was a cereal comercial
you made this so authentically 90's with the audio quality and the pacing of the dialogue, plus the tagline just being the commercial again is just genius
finally someone put words to my feelings about this commercial
90s... no no this is 80s.
80's 90's style. Rapid-fire.
Before non-sequitor nonsense we have now.
@@livedandletdie Late 80s, early 90s
He asks "how did you get here?", but like, there's a path, man. And it's at the top of the kind of mountain that has a forest on it. Seems like a pleasant hike
That's how he hooks you. He keeps saying that it is a secret you found to make you more likely to buy.
And he just invited him in. Idk this Wizard must want guests or something
@@rickyn3023he invited him into an area via a path he didnt even see before. I think he was just really proud of his beer.
@@username172 he wanted to make sure bro got swole
Well he need road to sell those ale
this feels like something you would see late night on adult swim
I always loved knowing afterwards that these are 3d models
This is my next D&D character. Ale Wizard, who never shuts up about his SECRET ALE.
Made fresh on the mountaintop with the aid of his army of little owls, out of hops that they collect from the distant prairies...
So this is how they made D&D fun
@@The_SOB_II Did you play back in the day when you couldn’t roleplay cos you were too busy arguing about THAC0 or something?
I didn't play back in the day and then I kept not playing. But ale wizard sounds like a blast to have as a party member
@@OdrikahThe distant prairies in the woods...
It's astounding how accurate the boy's scratchy voice is. There were a *ton* of cartoon characters in the nineties who had that distinct quality to their voice that you don't really see anymore. It's a perfect recreation.
It's giving that 90's~early 2000's vibe
literally link from the faces of evil
Correct, historically accurate to the time period it's replicating
It's most likely all the characters with the distinct scratchy voice were voiced by the same actor
@@DesidiosumCorporosumHominis do you know who the VA was?
This feels like a Richard Williams Commercial
Considering that this is all 3D animation, it really makes me wish that more video games look like this.
"so this is where major cloog live"
"I GROOM MINORS!"
"I GROOM MINORS!!!"
"Major groom?"
I CURL MINERS
"This is where my discord got- t- doxxed on 4chan!"
“It may turn you more powerful, and Muscular!”
*buys 20*
add several zeros to that number
Dear adventurer, follow this recipe- It has been passed down in wizard generations.
But I am afraid you'll have to fetch the ingredients yourself.
1 litre of Methasterone
3 ounces of Oxymetholone
1 quart of Oxycodone
60 wheeled carts of hardened whale sperm
Then mix the ingredients in your internal digestion bag!
Good luck on your quest!
Now can it make my boobs larger? Asking for a friend.
@@vinnyandlin8510Buys 20. And then 00,000.
“So this is where Major Cloog lives”
this perfectly captures Zelda CD-I mixed with a 90s all American commercial. fucking gold.
Love how he emphasised how secret his beer was and then proceeded to tell someone everything about it
don't worry, after drinking a bottle the kid won't remember any of it!
@@TheGolux80% ABV, fuckin right he won't remember any of it!
There are two sides..
“How did you get here?!”
vs
“I GRO-“
That video is the top 5 videos on twitter for me.
I wanna see the video what is it
"So this is where majorcloog lives!"
@@Dx_pr I Groo-
@@Dx_pr"I GROOM MINORS"
"so this is where major cloog lives"
Why does this feel like a Lucky Charms commercial 💀💀💀
I like how it’s made of just regular ass hops
Gotta respect the Reinheitsgebot.
It's not regular hops, it's hops from the distant prairies in the woods
@@whippy3954
How’s it taste?
Wtf is hops
@@WolfyRed
“Hops used in beer making are a flower of the plant called the common hop, or Humulus lupulus to give the scientific name. The plant is a cousin of the cannabis plant, but the flowers themselves play no part in the narcotic properties of beer - that's entirely down to the alcohol formed during the brewing process.”.
“Coming to a tavern near you except it won’t because it’s SECRET” fucking sent me
Join our server except you can't because invites are CLOSED!
This looks so accurate to those old animated commercials including those immediate interruptions/short pauses
This feels like a late 80s early 90s ad
The way he says “the distant prairies and the woods” is like fucking cocaine to me
ikr! that line gave me the drips too!
🤣
that line....no pun intended but I'll take it lol
I've watched this dozens of times at this point and I JUST realized it starts as an ad for wizard "ale" but only in the end do they call it wizard "beer"
Schrodinger's Wizard Beverage
Wizard Ale is one drink, Wizard Beer is the brand
Ale is a type of Beer, that's why. IPA Beer is literally just "India Pale Ale"
I just noticed this too. Wizard won't tell his secrets but I imagine it's like after the guy discovered him and tried the drink, he had to change the name to keep it secret.
Also, its 160 proof. U arent drinking that beer twice.
The hands are so well animated I rewatched it a couple of times just for the hands.
This has the same energy as the Chilean version of Star Wars integrating “Cristal Beer” into scenes of the movie. 😂😂😂
*So this is where Major Cloog lives...*
“I GROOM MI-“
i was wondering when that audio would reach the original vid
"I GRXXM MINORS"
@@Lettasu *groom
@@peptobeptoThey know, they're just censoring the word.
"It won't hurt you"
>80% alcohol by volume
I could probably handle a bottle of it.
2 would be most definitely pushing it.
you gotta nurse it
Thank you
It made him very strong and MUSCULAR
The fact that buddy just chugs 80% alcohol without flinching
So this is where major cloog lives
“I [REDACTED] MINERS‼️‼️”
This is how adult swim should be
I think worthiness has made some stuff for adult swim
Isn’t this a rip from the Rick and morty lucky charms commercial?
This has the exact cadence of those old commercials. It's spot on.
Dude, that's what keeps bringing me back. The structure is so accurate it's mesmerizing
Even the incidental music lol
Only a wizard could make 160-proof ale. This is what the potion seller meant when he said "You can't handle my potions, they're too strong for you"
You perfectly replicated the weirdly fast pace of 90's commercials.
The fact that this is not 2D but mostly 3D blows my mind
Wtf are you on about? Have you been drinking that wizard's beer or something??
@@sniiiper3d645It's actually true tho it's 3d
No way
@@firstlast9855 yeh I went and watched most of his videos and with their slight movements it actually kinda seemed obvious but with this it through me of because of all the static movement.
I like the burger one where he gives Steve the heavy hat🤣
Yeah he does it in Blender.
If ads put in as much effort as this, i probably would turn off ad blocking because videos like this are way better than what we have for ads.
The more Worthikids I see the more I am convinced that you are just secretly every animator from the 60s to the 90s
The craziest part is that this is all done in Blender with 3D models. He's perfectly capturing these older animation styles with completely different tools
Just a fleshy amalgamation of every popular animator's DNA. Every time the style switches, that means a new personally is dominant. XD
His Captain Yajime video is probably my favorite for the absolute aesthetic of it
There is a certain art, I'd argue, in capturing that 70s-90s commercial feel that is similar to making a TikTok or CZcams short. The way the words and conversation has to butt up against itself to save time, the way the visual storytelling has to be immediately distinct so you can keep up, it's beautiful, man.
would you argue that
i was thinking the same thing lol
Took me right back to the 90's
This animation is actually unreal good god
It's like you mixed together The Black Cauldron and 90's soda commercials into an amazing concoction
How was this animation brewed?
That's exactly the right sources! I couldn't quite place it.
@@TheNinja94aThrough rotoscoping!
Black cauldron is an excellent adventure movie.
The boy probably wouldn’t have found the secret place if the wizard hadn’t popped out the bushes like that.
Howw did YOU get HERE?
How DARE you find where I make my WIZARD ALE- (goes into full ad on wizard ale)
@@WerbleWerbThis is my *secret* mountain top
@@DarthwgamerWhere I *brew* my *secret ale*
@@Toast_SandwichWizards ale! Made fresh on the mountaintop by me! And my army of little owls!
“I wonder if that racist wizard is here”
Is nobody gonna talk about the perfect label-toward-the-camera action when the wizard passes the beer? That was the most convincing part of the whole animation to me. You know they need that brand recognition.
The jankiness of the rotation came from the 3D->2D conversion, but it just made the shoehornedness of the advert all the more real.
D&D one shot: a local tavern had run out of its most popular liquor. It turns out it’s made by a wizard who has been using owls to steal hops from fey touched prairies in the woods, and now the spirites are striking back
Thumbs up 👍
And it's SECRET!!
stealing this
Better yet he is a player character human "wizard" studying alchemy to be a brewmaster. A Liquormancer if you will. He doesnt know any traditional magic- just spells and abilities that would make his main objectives more successful. He quests to find better ingredients for his various brews.
My friends and I came up with a BrewMaster, and his minions The Knights Who Say DWI! (Pronounce it like "dwee", so as to match the Holy Grail's Monty Python sketch.) He's basically like what if this guy and a villain in an 80s cartoon PSA about drugs and alcohol met and shook hands.
"I dont care how you live" was lit 🗣🔥🔥
The video earned its spot on my “favorites” playlist for repeated viewing as I can’t get enough of it.
I love how the label is perfectly visible while it’s being handed over and when he drinks it, in the same way old advertisements did it.
Thought he was gonna say “except it won’t because it’s fake”
What did he say
He said “it’s secret”
@@Chimerathedragon Secret
@@naruko191 Ok, because I first heard fake, then I heard Spit and was extremely confused
Thought he was gonna say "fictional".
Old Jack in the Box commercials could never compare to this🗣️🗣️🔥
cmon wizard man, release wizard ale/beer to my local tavern, the White Stag Tavern
Drunk wizard beer gang
They *LOVE* brewing ale
This short is sponsored by... *THE SHADOW BREWERY*
Legalize magic moonshine
Warning: Magic Moonshine is now legal, WORLDWIDE.
Rizz Messiah
The frenetic “cereal commercial” style is so spot on, it’s uncanny.
This should be a real ad
Aaaaaaaaaand immediately going into my campaign
This shit hits so different when you’re actually plastered
Huh?!?! You're here?
did you get some wizard beer?
Subjectively???? What are you guys doing here???
“Well animated over the top drink commercial” is an aesthetic I didn’t know I missed.
“So this is where David Zaslav lives.”
“I HATE LOONEY TUN-“
The wizard's dialogue really sells the impression that he has been up here alone on the mountain for WAAAAY too long with nobody to talk to but his army of little owls. 😂
All the dubs people made are so funny
Rare twitter W
“So this is where major cloog lives”
@@Monochrome_Monoboy "I GROOM MINORS"
@@Monochrome_Monoboy “I GROOM MINORS!!!!!!”
@@Monochrome_Monoboy "i dont think im in lost temple anymore"
*"Coming to a tavern near you, except it **_won't!_** Because it's ⚡️SECRET!⚡️"*
This is the perfect example of everything I've ever wanted in life.
This would be an amazing cervesa crystal ad