bro that'd actually be a good rp mechanic a cursed healer where like people have to make rolls to keep their memories everytime they've been healed by her potential to even turn a healer into a BBEG by revealing that everyone in the party is centuries old having just spent all that time under an illusion being kept young via various means admit it that'd be a super dope thing having the super soft white mage ending up being the secret end game boss
@@bobcena8760 Momma is correct. Don't know why you are correcting it. There are various different words for female parent Mother, Mom, Mama, Mami, Mommy, Mum, Mummy, Mother, and of course, Momma
@@Qardo The gods set her on the path to acquiring the kid. He is secretly the Chosen One, and the party must guide him on his journey to becoming the world's greatest hero. It's a long-term escort mission! ...writing this down on my list of campaign ideas now.
Imagine waking up as a little pirate boy, sick as a dog from vitamin c deficiency, and some random ass dwarf you’re supposed to be holding captive heals your scurvy and then keeps you like a momma bear would her cub.
@@enderborn6860 Coby wasn't sick with scurvy, so I think Coby was better off then the poor kid slowly dying (or quickly depending on how long) of scurvy.
Thats gotta one of the best adventures 😂 "mother, do we slit their throats and take all their gold while they are alseep?" "Billy no.... We're not pirates" 😂😂
Oh, the Shenanigans! The shenanigans of Billy the Walking Ransom Note! Because I'd never kill the kid, as a DM, I'd have him kidnapped if the plot required it. At least until the kid develops his own stats.
@@calanon534 Instead of paying to resurrect him you have to pay to get him back or go on a long and arduous side quest that scales to your level to ALWAYS be a pain in the ass to do.
Imagine a dwarf lady just blasts through a cell door, pats you on the shoulder and with a few comforting words heals your scurvy. Then she says "Billy my child, we must be on our way." and you realize it's this or weevil infested hardtack for breakfast,lunch and dinner tomorrow
Frankly, it's his best outcome. He gets a new family, probably less dangerous housing, and better food and friends who will kill for him and sleep like a baby five minutes later.
No matter what universe when it comes to RPG or fantasy, surprise adoption is always fun. I mean, that's how my dragon ball carriers found their daughter.
Funny thing I am running a Dragon Ball game too! In my case they actually adopted the weakest of a group of Saiyans trying to invade the planet. His name is Articho and he has grown to utilize Super Saiyan 4, and the players wanted him to get Ultra Ego from the manga.
Once me and my friends were at this inn and the innkeeper was really sweet and kept giving our characters free cookies like we were her grandkids. We tried to take her with us but the DM wouldn't let us :(
dont take an innkeeper though, they're not a combatant AND they have an inn to keep but it would be awesome to visit the granny and give her gifts though
@@noobychoco454I mean, you assume they're not a combatant...could be a retired adventurer. I had a character that ran a shop with my in-game wife (who ran the shop in my absence)
that's fair; if I had a disease that was slowly doing away with my teeth and gums and a dwarf lady healed me completely, I'd probably give up pirating with my current crew and join her as well
"I'm pretty sure my mom's a goddess. Like, she _claims_ that she just "serves" a god/goddess, but she "can't remember" which one she serves. I think she's just trying to blend in."
Well, scurvy is a bit scarier than just teeth and gums. When you get scurvy, any scar tissue starts to come undone. That means every single wound you ever had starts to open regardless of how old. Those include the one's inside. Every bruise you ever had starts to bleed. Every healed cut on your skin starts to open. If you don't die from infection, you'll die from blood loss. Definitely joining the healthcare mommy to avoid that fate.
3 mimic siblings decide on a path of adventuring, instead of waiting for adventuerers to get to them, so they join a team in a 3 goblins in a trenchcoat kind of style.
We also adopted a child. It was selling lemonade at a lemonade stand and we were talking to it. It said it's an orphan and after we gently adopted it, it's telling people we kidnapped it. It also turned out to be the ruler of a demi plane full of lemon people, that's how it got the lemonade 😅
A young boy from a pirate ship is likely the cabin boy. A young child between the age of twelve to sixteen among bored, lonely men at sea for years on end? He was definitely saved from an unpleasant fate.
Sorta reminds me of a one shot I was a part of where we all were captives on a pirate ship. Every person had custom tailored equipment which was meant to keep them locked up and we had to figure out how to get out. Except my character had the wrong type of cuffs on as the captors didn't expect to find a goblin and so I slipped out of the cuffs and escaped, but I wasn't the only one who escaped as two other people got out after seducing the guards and creating a "pirate orgy" which gave me a stealth bonus as everyone on the ship was too busy focusing on the orgy to notice the tiny half naked green man running around. I eventually stole an extra row boat and some food. I was the only one who escaped from the pirates.
Ummmm…. So anyways does anyone else use the eldritch Blast spell/cantrip like laser eyes, or use finger guns that suddenly shoot a beam of pure magic? The spell description does not specifically say you have to a certain way to cast the spell.
@@VoidedMage A personal favorite idea in a high level campaign. Firing Eldritch Blast opens a small portal that shoots out the patron's energy. Storywise either the patron really likes you, or they emit energy off of themselves that gets collected and fired by the caster.
Honestly, it could become a full campaign if you add stuff that's hard to find, like, a curse mark on someone's scalp when they have a full head of hair, or one dude's tattoos moving slightly from one interaction to another
I made a campaign with a little pirate boy too the joke was that one of our characters was a mermaid and he would see them and tell everyone but no one would believe him, turns out Jonny rolled a nat 20 on trying to stop the mermaid from escaping so he got her in a Jiu Jitsu position and almost killed her, and now he's turned into the secondary BBEG trying to hunt down the mermaid
My player came across a tiny and pathetic goblin named Bug who declares herself queen of everything she sees and made him pay her tribute to pass. He took her with him and now she lives in his bag where she steals his rations. She’s definitely chaotic evil, but she’s too pathetic to do anything about it. Also, every time she gets worked up he gives her an illusory rainbow-colored dancing crab which she then spends hours staring at. She has showed emotion exactly once and that was when my played jokingly declared a different npc to be king of farting. He also put her up against a literal god in a drinking contest. She won. Easily.
My group was fighting this mercenary dude with two shield guardians. We destroyed one guardian and defeated the mercenary, upon doing so the second went dormant. My Eladrin Avenger, being skilled in arcana, rolled high enough to take command of the construct. I have since named him Panbin and the whole party now workes to upgrade him so he now has a base movement of 16 vs his old 4, he has plate armour, and he can dual wield two great axes to do extra damage on his slam attack. I love my big robot boy.
In my group it was something similar, in a successful slave revolt, we rescued a rogue, a player, who was joining the group in that section, then the paladin "lawful good", who thinks she is an angel, that now he was free to serve her I, a devotee of the old one, and the necromancer looked at each other and started laughing at the cruelty PS: she's strong as hell and the group's tanker
My party keeps adopting people too. We adopted a drifting pirate into our crew. His name is Weird Jim. My character is the captain, and the hired (party members) were not sailors, so he's helping me teach them
The woman deserves her paladinship. She used excessive violent to remove and obstacle, then healed and enemy and adopted an orphan. All in the same encounter. Thats next level.
I've decided to defy all laws with this new NPC I'm coming up with for the party, a Kobold Rogue with a happy backstory and they actually left on their accord with an entire living family, friends, and village
Im likeing the mystery class idea and stats sounds so fun especially if past lv 2 especially funny if a warlock whos like "anyone else hearing a voice in thier head?"
Let's be honest, we all adopted at least 10 different NPCs by now. The most fun we had was with a Ork which had the mind of a Child and was tortured by our nemesis. Long story short, Umkart always stood behind me, throwing things at anything what came near me.
Reminds me of a character I love (not a dnd character though her and her party would be hilarious in a dnd campaign) a tiny dwarf alchemist who is just: MOM SUPREME. She's a bit chaotic, but damn if she isn't loveable. (Ironically though the one who comes closest to adopting a random child is the party's Fire Sorcerer. He took on a ten year old little girl in part 2/3 and she's been attached to him at the hip ever since)
Wait a second. I love the idea of not knowing your class until you do something. That's so sick. Could definitely be extremely bad but also really dope.
Something similar happened with our dnd game, we were prisoners in a castle where we met a dark elf boy, who pretty much was serving the meals and checking on everyone, as we made our escape we decided to take him along as well, my character who is a lizard man pretty much kept him hidden inside his giant plume of feathers (Dont ask), at first it was a joke made by our halfling cleric that I was his father, but after a couple of sessions it became official thing and now he is Loki, Son of Atheos of the swamp prince clan
That is genuinely a brilliant way to start a campaign. DM has players draw papers with the race, class, and stats of their characters. Players only know the race and stats, and have to figure out their class themselves by playing. I fucking love it.
*gets healed by an amnesiac who somehow forgets everything
Momma?
Ha, classic D&D
bro that'd actually be a good rp mechanic a cursed healer where like people have to make rolls to keep their memories everytime they've been healed by her potential to even turn a healer into a BBEG by revealing that everyone in the party is centuries old having just spent all that time under an illusion being kept young via various means admit it that'd be a super dope thing having the super soft white mage ending up being the secret end game boss
Amnesiac characters are the best kind of chaos to play IMO.
*mommy?
@@bobcena8760
Momma is correct. Don't know why you are correcting it. There are various different words for female parent
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mami, Mommy, Mum, Mummy, Mother, and of course, Momma
“Congratulations, you are being adopted” “please do not resist”
"We are the Borg"
Humans, whenever they see something cute. We'll pair bond with anything, regardless of how it feels about the fact.
Rouge one reference?
@@alfredbyrd249 . Yes
@@kizikucalegon8673 haha that sounds Exactly like my cat and I. -doesn't own a cat, yet-
*I'M A PALADIN??*
perfect line delivery right there.
paladin* 😅
Youre right. I didn't notice, thank you.
It's just the doctor, previous regenerations and all that
Adoption to the Order. Prepare to Deus Vult.
@@draconiclord2377 no problem!
She wasn't lying, everything did end up ok
I am not gonna question this
Better that way@@-TelaxyTensei-
A true paladin. Didn't lie once. Whoever her God is, they are very proud of her. And her new family.
@@Qardo The gods set her on the path to acquiring the kid. He is secretly the Chosen One, and the party must guide him on his journey to becoming the world's greatest hero. It's a long-term escort mission!
...writing this down on my list of campaign ideas now.
Actually true. A paladin of mine rescued a child from a prison barge named Timothy. Raised him to be a cleric.
Imagine waking up as a little pirate boy, sick as a dog from vitamin c deficiency, and some random ass dwarf you’re supposed to be holding captive heals your scurvy and then keeps you like a momma bear would her cub.
I mean thats far better then being whatever Coby in One Piece was before Luffy decked Alvida
@@enderborn6860 At least Coby didn't have scurvy!
@@enderborn6860 Coby wasn't sick with scurvy, so I think Coby was better off then the poor kid slowly dying (or quickly depending on how long) of scurvy.
How sweet
@@RoseKB22 thats true but he was still in the trenches
* breaks out of jail*
*points at random child*
"you're adopted now"
YOUR MINE NOW there is no point in resisting it is done
It is the most DnD thing I’ve ever heard
Whitebeard would be proud 😢
Dnd in a nutshell
You get a parent! And you get a parent! And you get a parent! Everybody! Gets! Parents!
It's not kidnapping it's surprise adoption
Exactly !!!!
Paladin " What is that thing called when you become my ward?"
Cabin boy " Squire mis?"
Paladin " Son! That's it"
To quote ThePandaRedd
Superman-"Bruce that is called kidnapping"
Batman-"I prefer express adoption"
Exactly
Mandalorians in a nutshell
Thats gotta one of the best adventures 😂 "mother, do we slit their throats and take all their gold while they are alseep?"
"Billy no.... We're not pirates" 😂😂
Billy: *goes to uncle rogue*
Yes! Perfect.
Oh, the Shenanigans! The shenanigans of Billy the Walking Ransom Note!
Because I'd never kill the kid, as a DM, I'd have him kidnapped if the plot required it. At least until the kid develops his own stats.
“….we do that when they are awake”
@@calanon534 Instead of paying to resurrect him you have to pay to get him back or go on a long and arduous side quest that scales to your level to ALWAYS be a pain in the ass to do.
Surprise Adoption in its Finest.
Surprise for both of them in this case!
At last; this phrase applies honestly
Ah yes, the best kind 😂
*someone heals you*
“I’M A DOCTOR!?”
Arknights in a nutshell.
LMAO
Imagine a dwarf lady just blasts through a cell door, pats you on the shoulder and with a few comforting words heals your scurvy. Then she says "Billy my child, we must be on our way." and you realize it's this or weevil infested hardtack for breakfast,lunch and dinner tomorrow
Cured scurvy and i _don't_ have to eat weevils? Twist my arm, why don'tcha?
❤❤❤❤
“Clack clack!”
Breakfast? Lunch? Wuzzat? Them's is awful big words for this ole country boy.
@@icarusbinns3156 always test the hardtack lol
Breaks out of jail
Heal and adopt child
Refuse to elaborate
Escape
I like the implication that he either had no name before this or she just told him "your name is Billie now" and he was too confused to say something
Frankly, it's his best outcome. He gets a new family, probably less dangerous housing, and better food and friends who will kill for him and sleep like a baby five minutes later.
No matter what universe when it comes to RPG or fantasy, surprise adoption is always fun. I mean, that's how my dragon ball carriers found their daughter.
I made a talking mouse NPC and my favorite thing is throwing him at my players in every universe to watch them unanimously go “we have a son now”
Funny thing I am running a Dragon Ball game too! In my case they actually adopted the weakest of a group of Saiyans trying to invade the planet. His name is Articho and he has grown to utilize Super Saiyan 4, and the players wanted him to get Ultra Ego from the manga.
Ah, yes, Surprise adoption, such a nice way to call kidnapping❤
@@yunogasai3350I mean all adoptions are surprise adoptions for the person that is being adopted
- adoptee
My group just accidentally adopted a gaggle of goblin children. We're bracing for chaos
“Billie sweetie would you mind giving me my mace so I can fix this bafoons unbroken jaw.”
Just hit him like the black hammer from shadow of mordor
“Yes momma can I have a hit too? 😊”
-Billie, probably
@@lonelyone-hs8jw"Of course my child"
XD
Once me and my friends were at this inn and the innkeeper was really sweet and kept giving our characters free cookies like we were her grandkids. We tried to take her with us but the DM wouldn't let us :(
make the inn your center of operations after every travel
dont take an innkeeper though, they're not a combatant AND they have an inn to keep
but it would be awesome to visit the granny and give her gifts though
Reverse surprise adoption, you guys have a moral obligation to visit her every once in a while and bring her gifts
Idea, inn keeper is at max level, but nice to anyone that is nice to them, but when ruffians decide they want to rob the inn...
@@noobychoco454I mean, you assume they're not a combatant...could be a retired adventurer. I had a character that ran a shop with my in-game wife (who ran the shop in my absence)
that's fair; if I had a disease that was slowly doing away with my teeth and gums and a dwarf lady healed me completely, I'd probably give up pirating with my current crew and join her as well
"I'm pretty sure my mom's a goddess. Like, she _claims_ that she just "serves" a god/goddess, but she "can't remember" which one she serves. I think she's just trying to blend in."
Well, scurvy is a bit scarier than just teeth and gums. When you get scurvy, any scar tissue starts to come undone. That means every single wound you ever had starts to open regardless of how old. Those include the one's inside. Every bruise you ever had starts to bleed. Every healed cut on your skin starts to open. If you don't die from infection, you'll die from blood loss. Definitely joining the healthcare mommy to avoid that fate.
Not as good as our party taming a mimic and putting him in our artificers iron defender. His names Chester.
YES!!!
*frantic scribbling ensues *
Teach the mimic how to be an artificer and then have it be a playable character. Or don't, I don't care.
@@Anonymous-hx3pu *scribbling intensifies*
3 mimic siblings decide on a path of adventuring, instead of waiting for adventuerers to get to them, so they join a team in a 3 goblins in a trenchcoat kind of style.
Reminds me of the last session I had I told the dm "I'm violently adopting a child in this campaign"
Did you successfully adopted a child?
@@squishyseraph7780 attempted to fo that today, but failed the perception check
@alphanightfuryx1651 good luck with the adoption
We also adopted a child. It was selling lemonade at a lemonade stand and we were talking to it. It said it's an orphan and after we gently adopted it, it's telling people we kidnapped it.
It also turned out to be the ruler of a demi plane full of lemon people, that's how it got the lemonade 😅
@@IlloyedKater nice you have a child capable of war crimes
That’s ridiculously wholesome. Just “you’re my son now” and doesn’t elaborate. XD
She gained the npc like an item from Zelda.
"I HAVE THE CHILD!"
“And that kids is how I met your brother.”
"So you want to be the Party's Morality Pet?"
"No I don't you took me from the pirate ship."
"GOD TOOK YOU FROM THE PIRATE SHIP!"
"I HAVE GOD ON SPEED DIAL, DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS UP WITH HIM?"
A young boy from a pirate ship is likely the cabin boy. A young child between the age of twelve to sixteen among bored, lonely men at sea for years on end? He was definitely saved from an unpleasant fate.
She batmanned through the situation
i dont get it.
@@MatthewJacobDDAVID Adopting kids and fighting bad guys
"I'M A PALADIN!!??"
"No, you're a lemonmancer"
me: even better!
Crew of pirates that multiclassed into Paladin jsut for lay on hands and heal each other to avoid scurvy
Crew of pirates with a druid on board to maintain a garden of citrus foods
NPC adoption speedrun
Sounds like a start for a One Peace themed DnD campaign lmfao
Ikr, I thought the same thing. Like the boy with scurvy is literally just Coby (except that Coby doesn't have scurvy)
@@lonely__noodles scurvy is like temp sickness when at sea so Koby in the earlier period _would or could_ develop scurvy
My monk would’ve also adopted Billy or been completely okay with and for the adoption of Billy , he would become his uncle 😂
Party's first adoption.**lifts bottle of rum* and here's to at least 37 more
In a row?!?!
@@jimwormmasterIt's a dwarf, that's like a 300 pound dude taking a shot glass of beer.
@@Anonymous-hx3pu I think they meant 37 more adoptions. Also, I was making a reference to a scene from Clerks.
@@jimwormmaster oh my bad
Sorta reminds me of a one shot I was a part of where we all were captives on a pirate ship. Every person had custom tailored equipment which was meant to keep them locked up and we had to figure out how to get out. Except my character had the wrong type of cuffs on as the captors didn't expect to find a goblin and so I slipped out of the cuffs and escaped, but I wasn't the only one who escaped as two other people got out after seducing the guards and creating a "pirate orgy" which gave me a stealth bonus as everyone on the ship was too busy focusing on the orgy to notice the tiny half naked green man running around. I eventually stole an extra row boat and some food. I was the only one who escaped from the pirates.
Ummmm…. So anyways does anyone else use the eldritch Blast spell/cantrip like laser eyes, or use finger guns that suddenly shoot a beam of pure magic?
The spell description does not specifically say you have to a certain way to cast the spell.
,>I was the only one who escaped
*missed out on the pirate orgy more like
@@VoidedMage A personal favorite idea in a high level campaign. Firing Eldritch Blast opens a small portal that shoots out the patron's energy. Storywise either the patron really likes you, or they emit energy off of themselves that gets collected and fired by the caster.
@@VoidedMagelaser eyes followed by vicious mockery, become Dio Brando
I love this idea. It probobly works better for a one shot than for a normal campaign but it coulds still be fun.
Oh no...this needs to be a full blast campaign!
Honestly, it could become a full campaign if you add stuff that's hard to find, like, a curse mark on someone's scalp when they have a full head of hair, or one dude's tattoos moving slightly from one interaction to another
Its a great start to a campaign.
You are being adopted.
This is non-negotiable.
THIS IS A THREAT!
My Paladin would've made him into his squire.
"Billie hand Mommy her axe she has a heretic to SMITE!"
All fun and games until the boy's father comes to take his son back by any means
Yes, king! Go win that custody battle!
I need this to be an animation
I touched him and avoided the dental bills!!! He's mine now!!
Well I mean he was on a pirate ship chances are unless one of the pirate crew members are his dad he has no parents.
They both came to a conclusion... They got married (._.)
Take the boy
Leave the cannoli
@@ntlespino is this a reference or should we freestyle rn?
I made a campaign with a little pirate boy too the joke was that one of our characters was a mermaid and he would see them and tell everyone but no one would believe him, turns out Jonny rolled a nat 20 on trying to stop the mermaid from escaping so he got her in a Jiu Jitsu position and almost killed her, and now he's turned into the secondary BBEG trying to hunt down the mermaid
Plot twist She was the MOST RUTHLESS BLOODTHIRSTY DWARF paladin Ever known to roam the world. Before she forgotten her memory
My player came across a tiny and pathetic goblin named Bug who declares herself queen of everything she sees and made him pay her tribute to pass. He took her with him and now she lives in his bag where she steals his rations. She’s definitely chaotic evil, but she’s too pathetic to do anything about it.
Also, every time she gets worked up he gives her an illusory rainbow-colored dancing crab which she then spends hours staring at. She has showed emotion exactly once and that was when my played jokingly declared a different npc to be king of farting.
He also put her up against a literal god in a drinking contest. She won. Easily.
Adoption with dubious consent is the best narrative twists
My group was fighting this mercenary dude with two shield guardians. We destroyed one guardian and defeated the mercenary, upon doing so the second went dormant. My Eladrin Avenger, being skilled in arcana, rolled high enough to take command of the construct. I have since named him Panbin and the whole party now workes to upgrade him so he now has a base movement of 16 vs his old 4, he has plate armour, and he can dual wield two great axes to do extra damage on his slam attack. I love my big robot boy.
Unexpected wholesomeness.
In my group it was something similar, in a successful slave revolt, we rescued a rogue, a player, who was joining the group in that section, then the paladin "lawful good", who thinks she is an angel, that now he was free to serve her
I, a devotee of the old one, and the necromancer looked at each other and started laughing at the cruelty
PS: she's strong as hell and the group's tanker
A dwarven paladin mom, and ger pirate son billy... that sounds like it's own adventure.
Adventure Time.
My party keeps adopting people too. We adopted a drifting pirate into our crew. His name is Weird Jim. My character is the captain, and the hired (party members) were not sailors, so he's helping me teach them
The woman deserves her paladinship. She used excessive violent to remove and obstacle, then healed and enemy and adopted an orphan. All in the same encounter. Thats next level.
That’s fucking amazing, imagine he ends up canonically being her son and they end up getting even closer
I thought for sure after they placed their hand on the their shoulder we’d hear,
“Do you feel in charge?”
“I will name you billy and care for you.”
“But my name is Thomas-“
“COME ON BILLY! Adventures awaits!”
Lol
Ah yes the real paladin stereotype: parent
Billy is going to save this party one day I swear
“You heal his scurvy” 😂😂😂😂
SHE MADE HIM PULL A COBY
Either thats a really short pirate or a very tall dwarf to be able to put their hand on their shoulder 😂
That is a tiny child for sure.
he's a cabin boy, so most assuredly a child
Meanwhile the rogue: "Oh man, I can't want to find my parents."
I've decided to defy all laws with this new NPC I'm coming up with for the party, a Kobold Rogue with a happy backstory and they actually left on their accord with an entire living family, friends, and village
"Become my son"
-Wightbeard
Im likeing the mystery class idea and stats sounds so fun especially if past lv 2 especially funny if a warlock whos like "anyone else hearing a voice in thier head?"
They have a small chance of randomly becoming an oath breaker.
The most D&D thing is to pick up an NPC companion by sheer proximity
Oh hell yeah
I would so flipping do that... just adopt an npc, "yup they're my kid now. Don't no one be mean to them!"
Let's be honest, we all adopted at least 10 different NPCs by now. The most fun we had was with a Ork which had the mind of a Child and was tortured by our nemesis. Long story short, Umkart always stood behind me, throwing things at anything what came near me.
Reminds me of a character I love (not a dnd character though her and her party would be hilarious in a dnd campaign) a tiny dwarf alchemist who is just: MOM SUPREME. She's a bit chaotic, but damn if she isn't loveable. (Ironically though the one who comes closest to adopting a random child is the party's Fire Sorcerer. He took on a ten year old little girl in part 2/3 and she's been attached to him at the hip ever since)
"You're my son now. We're having soft tacos later :D"
Thank you for saying what I was thinking!😊
DM: “You wake up on a pirate ship with no memory”
Me: “Oh no, not again!”
"Why did I drink that potion the bard gave me after what happened LAST time?!"
Wait a second. I love the idea of not knowing your class until you do something. That's so sick. Could definitely be extremely bad but also really dope.
All fun and games until the players don't know their race either and the grung tries to heal someone
this is basically how every interaction with my friends goes
I'm like "hey! what are you doing?" then they adopt me
Omg this makes me wanna make a paladín
You're my friend now .....we're having soft tacos later🌮🌮
My favorite thing in dnd is that people just adopt kids for fun. Its always so silly
YEAH! Happy ending time!
Ok but scurvy is scary. Your scar tissue breaks down opening old wounds as your body just fails, gum disease anemia and your skin itself hemorrhages
I’d pay so much to see this campaign!! I wanna hear more ٩( ᐛ )و
same
Yes
It ain’t a real campaign until an NPC is adopted.
Music choice is rlly fun!
The players just grabbing the first character they see and immediately adopting them is so accurate it hurts.
Something similar happened with our dnd game, we were prisoners in a castle where we met a dark elf boy, who pretty much was serving the meals and checking on everyone, as we made our escape we decided to take him along as well, my character who is a lizard man pretty much kept him hidden inside his giant plume of feathers (Dont ask), at first it was a joke made by our halfling cleric that I was his father, but after a couple of sessions it became official thing and now he is Loki, Son of Atheos of the swamp prince clan
It seems like every pirate crew needs a small child on the ship
Lay on hands can cure vitamin deficiency?
I mean you can spend i think it was 5 points to cure an effect iirc so yeah probably
Well, it is a specific vitamin deficiency that destroys scar tissue and re-opens every wound you've ever recovered from.
Yes. It takes 5 points 😅
@@Simpson17866and makes your teeth fall out
@@Simpson17866 I missed that symptom. Nightmarish.
I adopted two poor orphan boys that i fed some soup their names are frank and freddie
That is genuinely a brilliant way to start a campaign. DM has players draw papers with the race, class, and stats of their characters. Players only know the race and stats, and have to figure out their class themselves by playing.
I fucking love it.
That’s actually super wholesome and I love it lol
Mhm.....
Honestly the shock of them being a paladin immediately followed by adopting them is hilarious
this is the dnd way of saying "your my friend now. we're having soft tacos later!"
Most wholesome dnd interaction I’ve heard so far.
I fucking love Zack’s videos
"You should get back in your cell" *Rolls to adopt*
Wakes up, heals someone, kidnaps a child. Standard dnd session.
“You heal his scurvy” is crazy, top tier DMing right there
Dwarf mum: GET EM BILLY!
Billy: pulls out flintlock
People discovering who their characters are is a great concept.
This is so cute, I love when the party help characters then adopt them as one of their own
"You're my friend now, we're having soft tacos later!"
*Cue happy music*
That’s fucking awesome though
The giraffes are so cute!! I love the lecterns for ears!
*I'M A PALADIN???!!*
(five seconds later)
*throws it back aggressively*
thats amazing! i love stuff like this